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[Instrumental Music]

Lisa baby, when is the food
gonna be ready?

Hurry up, girl. I'm hongry!

You gonna be starvin' if you
don't take that "O" out of
hongry.

I use the "O" so you know how
hongry I am.

- Come on now, I know how to
talk.
- Speak!

You know how to speak. Come on
now, brutha.

- You are better than that.
- Okay, fine.

Now feed me, please!

Here you go.

- What the?
- Mm.

- Blindfold?
- Mm hm.

Girl, we can't get kinky during
breakfast. What if the kids come
down?

Look, personally I don't care,
but you the one that said they'd
end up in counseling.

[Audience laughter]

Tony listen, I am blindfolding
you

so you can taste test my food
and give me your honest

- reaction to it.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait.

What type of food are you
feedin' me that requires a
blindfold?

That ain't poison is it?

Listen, I told you that she is
just my assistant.
- Tony, relax. Take a bite.

Mm.

Mm, okay.

Oohm, alright. Got some seeds in
there too, huh?

Yeah, pretty good. You like it?
- Uhm hm.

It's kinda good. What is it?

My new piña colada pancake
recipe.

- Oh yeah, delicious.
-Mm hm. Mm hm.

Can I get sum mo? What's in it?

Blindfold during breakfast?

I am disgusted, y'all. Y'all got
kids.

Now personally I don't care but
y'all the ones that said they
could end up in counseling.

Yeah I, I wanted Tony to taste
test my pancakes and tell me if
he liked 'em.

I'm sure he love your pancakes,
that's why y'all been married so
long.

Heh, am I right? Can I get one?

[Audience laughter]

Why are you here?

Oh yo, so I just won an
all-expense paid cruise to
Jamaica.

Over the phone.

All I had to do was give 'em my
address, credit card
information,

social security number and leave
my door unlocked and I won.

You gonna tell him or should I?

You can take this one.

Donnie honey, it's a scam.

Nah, sista. Rent is a scam.

This trip is real.

I gotta get my passport.

You don't have a passport?

No, which is surprising because
I've been to Paris.

On the Vegas strip a bunch of
times and I never needed it
before.

- Mm.
- I'm not gonna even acknowledge
that you just said that.

Listen, you need to call the
credit card company,

and tell 'em to be on alert for
identity theft.

I'm not gettin' my identity
stolen

cause I stole yo identity.

You think I'm about to give 'em
my credit card info and social
security number?

What am I an idiot?
[Laughter]

- Okay, let me talk to you for a
second, brutha.
- Tony.

- Tony...What, D, what?
- No, he need to.
- What, what?

- Hey you don't.
- Tony.
- Listen,

Uh...got..to..okay.

When are we gonna get that lock
on the gate fixed?

[Theme Music]

♪ Woke up and my wife
said to me ♪

♪ The bill collectors
want their fees ♪

♪ The kids keep talkin'
back to me ♪

♪ Family Time

♪ Family Time. Family Time

♪Oh oah Family Time

♪ Oah ho ho hoa yeah

[Instrumental Music]

Ooh, "Run Brother Run"!

I haven't seen this show in
years.

[Announcer] Today on "Run
Brother Run",

A brother stole two fat back
televisions

and decided to hope the fence.
But the owners of the said TV's
are

hot on his tail. Only one thing
to do,

"Run brother, run brother, you
better run."

Run brother, run!

- [Singing] ♪ Run brother, run
- Oah!

"Run Brother Run"
is on? It's my
favorite show!

Run brutha.

[Whispering] run.

[Audience laughter]

Ugh, they got him.

Hey, what's up, Lisa?

What is up, Donnie? You ever
think about knockin' or usin' a
doorbell?

A I have. Have you ever
thought about

not leavin' your door
unlocked in the first place?

I told you I stole yo identity.
Anybody could

be comin' through
the door.

What?

What do you want, Donnie?

[Audience laughter]

You gonna make me hurt you.

Alright, I'm just jokin'. I've
been lookin' for Tone. I gotta
tell him somethin'

It's really important and I
can't find him anywhere. You
seen him?

It's a weekday. Where do you
think he is?

His girlfriend's house.

[Audience laughter]

He's at work! Donnie.

Ugh, man.

I gotta. [Sighs] Okay, it can't
wait so you just gonna have to
be Tony.

I don't take out the trash. I
snore loud when I sleep,

and I say hongry instead of
hungry.

[Audience laughter]

I don't need to know your
personal business.

Anyway, so remember when I told
you about my trip, right?

The scam. Yeah.

Not a scam. Anyway, so in order
to get my passport I had to get
my birth certificate.

And at the bottom of my birth
certificate, I saw a man's name.

What man? What name? What? I
don't

I'm getting to that, impatient
Patty.

So, at the bottom of the birth
certificate I saw the name

- Grimmous Green, so I hollered
at my ma
- Ooh, ooh wait,

[Chuckling] His name was
GrimmousGreen?

Okay.

[Laughter]

Sorry that's, continue.

[Audience laughter]

So I saw the name Grimmous
Green on his birth certificate
and I start talkin' to my mom

and I asked her who was Grimmous
Green, and she told me

he's my biological father.

Thought you never knew who your
biological father was?

Interrupt me one more time,

and I'm tellin' Tony, Ebony's
mine.

[Audience laughter]

Don't get shot...you.

Man, you really don't want this
secret to get out. Anyway,

So when I told my mom about this
whole thing I could see that it
was

troubling her because she was
very hesitant about telling me.

Yeah, it's probably hard for her
to talk about it.

It shoulda been harder for her
to have a baby with a guy named
Grimmous.

Sound like he chews out of one
side of his mouth and owns a
houseboat.

Or a fisherman.

So I wanted to get to know who
he was but you know I didn't
want to make my mom

feel uncomfortable about talkin'
about her past, you know what I
mean?

Why don't you look him up
online?

Online? You think he pledged a
fraternity?

The internet. Donnie, the
internet. There can't be too
many

Grimmouses out there.

I don't think I can handle
that.

Well it's only one way to find
out.

[Instrumental Music]

Girl, that what Isaid!

And then I said, "If you're the
type of man

that's gonna cheat on your girl
with Me

then I'm gonna make it worth
your while, okay? Ah hah huh.

Melinda, can you tone down the
ratchet a little bit, please and
do some work.

I'm a call you back, Mama.

I am workin' Mr. Stallworth.

if he cheat on his girlfriend,
she gonna burn down his house.

And he gonna need you to build
him a new one.

Oh well in that case, ratch
on,then.

[Audience laughter]

Well hello, Teddy.

Oh, salutations Melinda, brother
Stallworth.

What's up, Big Ted? You alright?
You seem a little nervous.

Of course he gonna be nervous.

You got him workin' at a house
the bank just repossessed.

He probably scared the previous
owner gonna possess it again.

Why do you think I sent Teddy
Rux-penitentiary over there.

A brother like him can get
possession back from the
re-possessors.

I'm a little lost by this whole
exchange, brother Stallworth.

But thanks for the confidence.

Yeah, well thanks for your
strength and intimidation that I
can manipulate to my will.

[Audience laughter]

Indeed.

So, what's going on, man?

You, you do seem a little
nervous, brother. You a you kill
somebody?

Wait, wait, don't answer that. I
don't wanna become party to it.

If you did I got some people
that can get you outa the
country

- but you got to tell me now.
- Nah, nothin' like that.

However, thanks for the head's
up for future reference.

- Brother Stallworth,
- Mm.

- So I'm knockin' on the walls
in the house, right?
- Right.

So I find a gang of money in it.

15 grand!

[In unison]
Money!

Where did you find it again?

- Did anyone see you?
- Did anybody follow you here?

- Are you single?
- Are we the only ones you told
about this?

Do you know I have a crush on
you?

[Teddy breathes heavily]

The walls.

No.

Not that I know of.

- Yes I am.
- Mm.

- Just the two of you.
- Hm.

- And I know now, so what's
happenin'?
- Ah ha well,

Okay, okay, okay, okay, listen
now. We have to stay focused.

It's very obvious that the money
belongs to somebody.

But not nobody we know, so it
don't matter.

Damn Whoopi Gold digger, you get
worse every year.

Cash was everything around me,
Mr. Stallworth.

Dollar dollar bills, y'all.
[Snickering]

Somethin's just not quite
sittin' right with me.

I mean do we keep the money?

Or do we turn it in?

[Audience laughter]

What y'all think?

[Instrumental Music]

[Instrumental Music]

Huh!

Melinda I thought I told you to
check and make sure that door
was locked.

I think I unlocked it.

Ah I could go, you want me to
lock?

[Audience laughter]

Son, what you do with your
personal life is your business..

Just be afraid of the word
alimony.

I'm definitely afraid of that
word.

Also child support and new step
daddy.

Hey, I would be more afraid of
her takin' half.

- But that's just me though.
- Yeah, that's a good point.

Dad, I need your opinion on
somethin'.

Go for it.

Okay now let's say
hypothetically

we were to find some money in
the walls of an old home.

Think we should keep it or turn
it in?

Hypothetically, huh?

Hypothetically my ass.

We found some money.

Ah ah Wedidn't find anything.

Boy, what did I say?

[Audience laughter]

We

Son, luckily for you I have an
answer.

I knew I could count on my
father to be my moral compass.

How big was the reward when you
turned it in?

- It was massive.
- Hm.

Cause I kept it.

Ooh, I see you OG.

Ay, Yo' Dad a real one.

No way. Stolen money?

Found money. There's a big
difference.

I can't believe my Daddy kept
stolen money.

There's that word again.

Found money, Anthony. And you
just as guilty as I am.

No I have not decided whether
I'll keep it or turn it in.

I'm not talkin' about now. You
remember when I took you to
Disneyland

for your birthday and you said
it was the best birthday you
ever had?

Yeah it was. You bought me
everything I ever asked for and
we

ate more food than we could
handle.

Exactly. Found money.

Mickey and Minnie ain't cheap.

[Audience laughter]

[Instrumental Music]

- These are so good. What is
this?
- Mm.

Piña colada crepes.

- Oah.
- They're delicious.

So creative.

Lisa you did such a good job.
You could sell these in a store.

- No.
- [In unison] Mm hm.

- You think?
- These are good.
- I think she could.

- Tony?
- Mm hm.
- Hm?

Ooh hey baby, hey, what's going
on over there?

- What'd you put in the fridge?

Nothin'. I stopped by the fish
market. Grabbed some clams.

Oah, everything okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Everything's good.

Mind on my money, money on my
mind. What's up with y'all?

Tony you should try one of these
piña colada crepes that Lisa
made.

- Stay there. I'll come to you.
- Okay.

Mm hm. Hmm.

- Delicious.
- Good, hm?

Uh, Lisa how many of these piña
colada dishes you gonna make
though?

Don't matter. You'll eat 'em and
like 'em.

What is goin' on with you Tony?
Why are you so jumpy?

I ain't jumpy. I don't know what
you talkin' about. Ain't nobody
jumpy.

Do I look jumpy to you?

You know what Tony, you do.

- You do look a little bit on
edge just a
- Ain't nobody jumpy.

- Hah hey.
- Oh, oh.

- Listen here brother um,...
- Oh,

I'm a need you not to just walk
up into my house like that,
alright?

That's how people get shot!

Hey man, you know they got
ointments for that.

Yo Lisa, update. So I found my
biological father.

And it turns out, believe it or
not, he actually doesn't
live far from here.

I'm sorry you don't, you don't
know who your biological father
is!

[Laughter]

Ow.

[Audience laughter]

More importantly Lisa a how do
you know?

- Well about Devin,
- Shut up, Donnie.

Tony, Donnie came over looking
for you earlier but you weren't

here so he just talked to me
instead.

Wow, that's interesting. Well
what's his name?

Grimmous Green.

[Laughter]
- Oh.

-Grimmous,
- Err,

sounds like he catches catfish
with his hands.

[Laughter]
Green munchie, aah!

turns out he's a brain surgeon.

[Laughter]

It does get better.

Oh man you shoulda just said he
was a math wiz.

Oah.

That's actually a little too on
the nose, Tone,

considerin' I'm the math wiz in
the family.

- Well...oh, right.
- Oh.
[Burp]

So like what's the square root
of 8900?

94.

Hm.

Okay, what's 65 multiplied by 9?

585.

[Audience laughter]

How much money do you owe me?

27 thousand dollars and 23
cents.

Oh, when are you gonna pay it
back?

Guys, focus on what's important
here, okay?

Findin' my father.

And after I find him, what do I
do next?

Just tell us everything you know
so far.

- Mm hm. That's a good idea.
- [Exhales] Okay, um

- Well it all started when my
mom ran away to the circus.
- Oh.

And then from that point...

- And that's pretty much all I
know.
- Wow.

One question and I mean this in
the most respectful way possible
but

how can a brain surgeon have a
son who doesn't have a brain?

I'm askin'.

Wow Donnie, this really must be
trippin' you out.

- Mm.
- How do you feel about it?

I feel numb, like I don't know
how to feel.

The more I think about it the
more I feel I should just leave
it alone.

I mean I haven't had him this
long so I can't miss what I
never had.

I don't know Donnie, really see
I, I think maybe you should
reach out.

Yeah, I can't imagine not having
my father in my life, Donnie.

So if you have a chance, I'd say
go for it.

- Yeah Donnie, you should do it.
- You know what though?

What if your dad hates you and
that's why he left and then

now he's just mad that you even
looked him up.

You are such a burst of positive
energy, Cheryl.

- What would we do without you?
- I'm just being helpful.

Well, is that all you have? His
address.

Well, no more than that. I know
that he has a whole new family.

A he remarried, got divorced.
Has two sons, two daughters.

- Wow.
- Oah.

You must really need a drink or
somethin' after all that.

We have some in the fridge. You
want...

- want a beers?
- Actually we have really cold
beers in the man cave.

I'll go grab you one. Lisa, can
I talk to you in the other room
for a second, please?

How many of y'all does it take
to get me a beer? What is it a
keg?

Yeah Tony, do the both of us
really need to get him a beer?

Eh huh, actually I have 15
thousand reasons why we should
talk.

Okay, I'll be right there.

Okay, so what are you gonna do?

I guess I'm gonna call and make
an appointment to get my brain
checked out.

Oh I think they call that a CT
scan.

- Is your father a doctor? I
don't, I don't know.
- No.

[Donnie exhales]

Hey, my name is Donald McDonald.
I am calling

to get my brain examined by Dr.
Green.

Tomorrow? That sounds perfect to
me.

Um yeah. The number is 334

426.

Alright, see you tomorrow. Thank
you.

That number sounds familiar.

It should. It's your insurance
card number.

Look, brain tests ain't cheap.

[Instrumental Music]

[Instrumental Music]

Alright Mr. McDonald,

got your scans back here and

Mm now let me ask you a couple
questions.

Have you ever played any
high-impact sports or

taken a lot of injuries to the
head?

No but I was raised by a single
mother who had two jobs.

Huh, she did not have a lot of
patience.

Why do you ask?

Well lookin' at these scans,
you've taken a lot of head
trauma through the years.

A no but my mom always said I
was hard-headed.

- Your mama said that, huh?
- Yeah.

Ah,

well Donnie let me ask you
another question, alright?

How's Renee doing these days?

Wow wow, you know who I am?

Of course I know who you are.

You look just like my father
when he was your age.

Your grandfather.

- My grandfather?
- That's right.

Is he a Doctor too? Does he have
money?

No, doesn't have money.

Wait a minute, if you're my dad,
why are you light-skinned?

[Audience laughter]

- Genes, know what I'm sayin'?
- Am I Creole, now?

No you, you're real, not Creole.

Well look a eh, if you knew who
I was this whole time, why did

why didn't you ever reach out to
me?

I made a lot of bad decisions
back in the day

and I made a lot of mistakes in
my life.

I was a young, scared 18-year
old kid

with my whole life ahead of me
but I didn't know what direction
I was takin'.

[Sigh] I wasn't ready to live
up to those type of life
responsibilities

and I damn sure couldn't face up
to the disappointment

of knowing that I couldn't give
you the life that you deserve,
Donnie.

Right. So you just decided to
leave my mom's hangin' and

put yourself through Med school,
right?

- Heh, that's real manly.
- Well first of all,

the military put me through Med
school.

Did the military teach you to be
all you could be?

Cause they sure as hell taught
you how to march out of my life.

Well the military taught me how
to be a man.

Good for you. Aw that's
incredible. Unfortunately,

I had to learn myself how to be
a man.

[Sighs] You know what man,

I just wanted to see who you
were and

- now I know.
- Woa, woa, woa, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, Donnie.

I always knew that the hardest
thing in my life was

gonna be the day that I had to
face you.

Knowin' that I took away the
best experience that you could
ever have in your life.

The experience of havin' a
father.

I mean after all you know,

it takes a father to teach you
how to be a man. Isn't that
right?

- Come on.
- A it's not right. And I did
have a father,

it's just name was Carl
Winslow and he's on Family
Matters.

[Audience laughter]

But, I can agree with you there.

My mom did a pretty damn good
job teachin' me all that she
knew.

Yes she did. She did a damn good
job.

I did have a lot of uncles
though.

Look Donnie, if you don't ever
want to see me again in life,

I, I understand that. I totally
understand that.

I am sorry.

And if you can just give me
another chance,

I would love to be in your life,

get to know you better.

Come on, man.

Son.

I don't know, man.

Can I get some? Come on, man.
Come on.

- It's worth a try, man.
- Yeah.

[Audience Aww's.]

- I just got one question.
- What's that?

Can you knock somethin' off this
bill for me?

[Laughter]

[Instrumental Music]

Brother Stallworth,

[Audience laughter]

Teddy, what the hell are you
doin' in here, man? And ha how'd
you get in?

I'm a man of many talents,
brother Stallworth.

Better question is, what did you
do with all that guap-o-lay?

A the money. That's why you're
here so early.

A can you back up and give me a
Green Mile, Michael Clark
Chunkin'?

Please. Thank you. Now listen,

What I do with my money is my
business.

Well technically, I found it.

Now I did the right thing by
bringin' it to you.

I figured if you decided to keep
it, we'd cut it up 50/50.

Okay well that ain't gonna
happen.

Wow, like that brother
Stallworth.

I decided to turn it in.

[Audience laughter]

You good. Don't...

I had Melinda make the drop-off
and bring me the receipt for the
cash.

She probably on the way to the
border right now with all that
cheese, brother Stallworth!

As hood as she is, I know I can
always trust Melinda.

Got that right.

Move!

Now I was gonna head down to the
border but then my gas light
came on so

- Here you go, Mr. Stallworth.
- Oh.
- What is this?

- It's your reward money.
- Whaaat? How much is it?

1500.

10 hundred dollar bills, 10
big-faced 20's and 300 1's.

Well you know what, Teddy? For
your honesty, here's 500.

Oooh. Hey man, let me get them
1's

and them big-faced 20's. I might
wanna make it rain later.

[Clears throat] Excuse me?

- Um nah I was sayin' I'm a go
to church and...
- Shut up!

Hey Melinda here is 500 for you.

I get a cut. Oh, for what?

For not hittin' that border.

Oh Mr. Stallworth, you ain't
have to do that.

Oh you can give it back then?

[Audience laughter]

[Instrumental Music]

[Instrumental Music]

- Hey Mr. Stallworth!
- Hey.

Look who made the front page of
the paper.

What you talkin' about?

Look, right here.

Oah look at that, they got a
brother's good side.

[Audience laughter]

No, they got your face.

Give me the damn paper.

Nope.

Give me the paper.

Uh mm.

You know what? You right. You
hold onto it. You're gonna need
somethin' to read

down at the unemployment office.

[Audience laughter]

Mm. Local businessman Tony
Stallworth does the right thing
by turning in found money.

Stallworth receives a 20% reward
of the recovered 15 thou-- woa,
woa, woa, woa.

20%!

Melinda I thought you said,

Melinda! Melin-- you...

What'd you...

[Instrumental Music]

Up, there he is. Right on time.

It's in the microwave, Donnie.

- Ah, thanks honey.

[Audience laughter]

You wanna chew your food or sip
it through a straw?

So, how did it go with your dad?

[Exhales] I met him.

Did he look like you?

In some ways. He kinda looked
like an 80's R&B singer.

So, what happened? Did you cry?

I did not cry.

- He cried.
- I didn't cry.

- You cried.
- I didn't cry.

- Boy, you cried.
- I cried.

I knew. [Laughter]

I cried but I cried like Denzel,
not Viola.

[Laughter]

But when it comes to my
father, we got a lot of
catchin' up to do.

Mm.

Speakin of ketchup um, can you
pass some?

This meat look dry as
hell.

Huh, what is this, turkey jerky?

Grab me the knife, Tony.

- I'm just sayin', you know
what?
- The big knife.

I will eat this outside cause I
heard it's supposed to rain.

So I think the water will
moisten this dry-ass food.

You know what... Donnie?

- I'm gettin' ready.
- Yeah, you better.

[Angry studdering]

Donnie!

[Instrumental Music]