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[Instrumental Music]

Hey Rachel, what do you think
about this shirt?

Ooh, it's incredibly revealing
so yeah, I'm into it.

You are such a

- ya I will reserve my comments,
okay.
- Mm.

What about this one? A little
more classy?

- You mean corny.
- And bought.

[Audience laughter]

So what, it's gonna be here like
next week?

Please! It'll be here in a
couple hours.

Welcome to the Jetson's era.

Well what if it doesn't fit?

I'll send it back for free.

[Sighs] Oh I hate the future.

Or is it the present?

Well whatever day and age we're
living in, you loose the social
experience

of just going to the mall with
your sister. Having a

Pretty Woman montage as you try
stuff on.

Aren't we having a social
experience right now in this
kitchen?

Mm. This kitchen needs to
experience a future makeover
right now.

I heard that Gabrielle
non-Union.

Now listen, my kitchen may need
a makeover,

but your kitchen could use some
dark and lovely.

[Audience laughter]

Alright. I'm gonna let that one
slide, Andre 3000 pounds.

Now what's your take on Lisa's
new online shopping kick?

I don't know. It depends. Money
comin' out of my pocket or hers?

You gonna let him get away
with that?

Oh please, don't
listen to him.

- He's lucky I let him keep his
wallet.
- Oh.

Hey, what happened to the money
that was inside?

You will get your allowance on
Friday, okay?

And I might even buy you some
new slippers.

Ha. Cause his talons clawed
through the last ones.
[Laughter]

Speakin' of birds, why you keep
lettin' this bald eagle in my
house?

[Audience laughter]

Now look, you can keep me off
your little shopping list, okay?

I don't really trust that online
shopping. Especially them
drones.

Pretty soon they're gonna be
delivery drones

zippin' through the air past
each other.

Mm. And dependin' on what
neighborhood you in, they

could get shot out the sky.

Well what happens if they shoot
down your package of razors?

How you gonna shave your
mustache?

Wit your widow's peak. That's
how I'm gonna shave.

- You wish you could grow a
mustache like mine.
-Woaw.

- You are so jealous of the hair
I grow.
- Um, is this a bad time?

Just a typical morning in the
Stallworth House.

- [Laughter] Good morning.
- Hi.

Okay, so what are you guys doing
tonight?

- Oh. I'm gonna see this bad...
- Not much. Probably...

- chick. We goin' to a movie.
- just chill in the man cave
watchin' the TV.

Oh okay, never mind all that.
[Overlapping chatter]

- I have news. I'm dressed like
this if you're wondering...
- Mm hm.

cause I'm seeing my new love
Maxwell,

and I would love for you to meet
him tonight.

Cool! You have concert tickets
and backstage passes?

Cause I don't do them nosebleed
seats.

Oh no, no. Not that Maxwell.

Although he does know a woman's
worth.

I'm talking about the new man
I've been dating.

- Sounds amazing...we would love
to!
- Yeah?

- Oh good.
- Nah, you can count me out.

No Tony, you're gonna love him.

He's a sports agent, and he's
taking us to a country club

where he's an exclusive member.

Did I mention, he'll be paying
for dinner.

Oh okay, well in that case,
count us in.

Next time I'll treat.

No, no, no. Last time you
treated we had to split a liquor
store pickle.

[Audience laughter]

That was one time.

[Theme Music]

♪ Woke up and my wife
said to me ♪

♪ The bill collector's want
their fees ♪

♪ Kids keep talkin'
back to me ♪

♪ Family Time

♪ Family Time. Family
Time. Family Time ♪

♪ Oah ho ho hoa yeah

[Instrumental Music]

[Laughter]

Brother, brother.

Whew! That was the best
dinner...

I've had since I don't know,
maybe ever.

And a that Jay Z concert

was off the hook.

How come you didn't tell us you

was takin' us to see Jay Z?

[Laughter] Well it wouldn't
exactly be a secret show,

if I started blabbin' about
it.

- That's true.
- Well how did you hear about
it?

Well you know, being a sports
agent has its perks.

Wait till you guys hear
Maxwell sing.

Now weh you sing too, brother?

[Laughter]

Oh no, no, no, no. I'm talkin'
about the other Maxwell.

- Oah.
- Yeah see, I have box seats to

see him sing at the bowl on
Friday.

- Nice.
- Oah, sounds like we're

gonna do a little

- somethin' somethin'
- Mm somethin' somethin'

[Laughter]
You hear that, Cheryl? You

know what? At this point I'm
not even surprised by surprises.

I mean everyday it's a new
concert or event or

amazing new place to bike ride.

Oh that reminds me, we are going
bike riding tomorrow morning

on the beach. I discovered
a new bike trail

takes you right to the ocean.

Oh wow. It's so
late. I'll be...

- exhausted tomorrow morning.
- Oah.

Completely understandable.
Lisa? Tony?

Either of you want to join?

Oh no. You know, I, I'm gonna
take a rain check because

I'm, I'm just lookin' forward to
sleepin' in.

- Mm hm.
- I'm down to take a bike ride,
my brother.

Na aah! Great. That settles it.

- Yes za.
- A, may I use your restroom?

- Oh yeah. Right down the
hall...Yeah.
- Bam.

- Oah, wow Tony. A bike ride?
- Ooh.

Yeah, so?

Yeah, so the last time we rode
bikes

- you were complainin' about how
the seat flared up hem
- [Clears throat]

Look, I'm just sayin' I wanted
to try somethin' new.

Okay, okay, so what do we think?
He's great, right?

He is amazing!

Okay, [Indistinct]. He's a
keeper.

- Oah.
- Plus he's a sports agent.

I know he gets tickets to
everything.

Okay, Cheryl's dating him,
honey.

And don't try and steal him away
from me on your bike ride, Tony.

Lisa, ah heh, where did you get
those lemongrass

organic soy candles? They smell
great!

Thank you Maxwell. I bought them
online.

Babe, you need to calm down with
that online shopping.

- I'm sayin'
- Aff, I love online shopping.

Yeah. I can't wait for those
drones to start doing at home
deliveries.

Love me some drones. [Laughter]

I was about to get me some of
them sugar-free candles myself,
but

Lisa beat me to it. She just
boom, boom, boom, boom.

[Lisa laughs]
She quick on the draw.

[Instrumental music]

And that's why I don't shave.

[Door closes]

Man, is it Christmas?

I just ordered a few things
online.

A few? Lisa, you tryin' to make
us go broke?

I already got an empty wallet.

Well I'm actually trying to save
us money.

For example, an online site had
a sale on pillows

and it was actually cheaper per
pillow to buy 6

instead of just 2.

Okay, can you stop throwin'
money away on throw pillows?

[Audience laughter]
I thought they looked nice.

And, got you a few ties.

- Oh alright.
- Oh and some sneakers!

Lisa, these are not my size.
These are way too big.

- Well, well Donnie, I got you
some new sneakers.
- [Gasps]

Thanks, Lisa!

Oah. Yo, I'll make 'em fit.

Every size is Donnie size.

Even if I had to crunch my toes
into a foot fist.

Well Lisa, you've been in your
pajamas all day?

- I thought you were going
grocery shopping.
- I did.

[Doorbell rings]
Oah!

There it is.

Doo duh doo duh doo duh doo.

Hi. Thank you.

Oah.

What?

Was that Kiefer Sutherland?

[Rambling] Why ain't you tip the
brother?

I did it online, Tony.

This is the future, honey. Your
groceries come straight to your
door.

Yeah Tone. Gotta get with the
future, man.

They got this app where they got
single women,

- right?
- Yeah they also have this new
app where you can...

make your husband's best friend
disappear. Never come back.

[Audience laughter]

So Tony,

How did your bike ride go this
morning?

Oh it went great, great,
great.

Maxwell has the best sports
stories. [Laughter]

He's so funny.

Bike ride?

Maxwell? What the hell is going
on?

Yeah, Tony has quite the man
crush on Cheryl's new boyfriend.

What the hell are you talkin'
about woman?

Ain't nobody got no damn man
crush. Look,

can't two brothers be friends
without people labeling it?

Well I mean when me and my
friends go out I say me and my
girlfriends.

Okay, well saying me and my
boyfriends sounds a little
weird, doesn't it?

I've been your boyfriend for
years, Tone.

I'm a boy and I'm your friend.

Shut up, man.

So a, when's your next date with
Maxwell?

They are not dates, okay?

[Audience laughter]

You two-timing me? Got your
little bromance goin' on?

Wha? Man, we are just friends.

Does he know about Me?

Wha he doesn't need to know
about you.

Look, we're goin' out for beers
later.

Can I come? You know what?
Second thought, I don't wanna
come.

I'm gonna find me my own
boyfriend

and then you will come crawlin'
back to me, but you can't

because I'll be done moved on.

[Audience laughter]

First of all, I'm gonna need you
to stop sayin' boyfriend.

[Knocking]

[Tony smirks]

Cheryl, what's wrong?

Oh, everything's alright.

Just came from a lovely brunch
with Maxwell.

- Mm...Ooh.
- In a hot air balloon.

- Then we went parasailing
- Ah ho, nice.

I broke up with him on the way
down.

Why?

I mean ah that, that, that's
terrible. I'm sorry to hear
that, Cheryl.

Tssh, I'm not.

Friend-wrecker.

[Instrumental Music]

[Instrumental Music]

Oh, hey Tony.

What you doin'? I didn't know
you were in here.

- What's in the boxes Lisa?
- Oh thee, these boxes right
here?

- Uh huh.
- Nothin'. Just a few little
things.

Nothin' much. I like your
jacket.

- Is that new?
- Yeah. Maxwell gave this to me.
You like it?

[Lisa exhales]
Well first of all,

why do you
care how you look in front of
Maxwell?

And second of all, you're
accepting gifts from him?

And most importantly, you're
actually still gonna hang out
with this guy?

Yeah well first of all, because
I like to look presentable.

Second of all, a yeah. And third
of all, why not?

Because he and Cheryl broke up.

Okay look, me and him didn't
break up.

[Audience laughter]

Okay, you know what? We're
Cheryl's friends.

We are obviously supposed to
take her side.

We are Cheryl's neighbor. Only
thing we owe

her is the weed whacker I
borrowed 6 years ago.

It ain't my fault if things
didn't work out with them

Yeah, but imagine we got
divorced and I kept hangin' out
with Donnie.

Never happen. He'd always take
my side.

- I wouldn't bet on that.
- Yeah, you got a point there.

I still think it's weird.
Maxwell was only bein' nice to
you because

you are a friend of his
girlfriend's. Or you were.

- Knock if off...Him and I
- No.

have a real connection, okay?
It's special.

Y'all have a special connection?

Okay look, remember when we
first started dating?

And I started hangin' out with
your sister's boyfriends because

I wanted you to like me.

I don't remember that.

Exactly. Cause it never
happened.

Oh I see, I see what you did
there.

You smart. [Laughter] You so
smart.

- Alright well enjoy yourself.
Have a good time.
- Mm hm. Oh right.

Have a good night. You should
probably get going. Enjoy
yourself.

What you doin' on that computer?

- You ain't internet shoppin'
again is you?
- No.

- Ooh.
- Hey, what you doin'?

I'm just, I'm readin' an email,
Tony.

From who?

Ah this nice Nigerian prince who
wants to send me some money.

- ???? I love when that happens.

If you don't mind, let me...give
me that.

- Tony! What are you doing?
- Now I'm doing this for your
own good.

- No! No, no, no, no, no no, no.
- Bye Felicia.

[Instrumental Music]

Heh hey Tony, how's it go...?
- [Whispering] Sssh. Get in
here.

What's goin' on?

Nah nah nah. What's goin' on?

- What's wrong?
- I don't know. I don't know. I
just a

I don't want any neighbors to
hear us hangin' out.

Mm. Are you worried that
Cheryl's gonna be upset that
we're still friends?

Pssht, no! Why, you think she'll
be upset?

No.

Well maybe but actually I really
have no idea because

well, I don't know Cheryl that
well. We didn't date that long.

Yeah I don't really know here
that well either. She just my
neighbor or whatever.

I mean, what you and I have

is way more special than what me
and Cheryl will ever have.

I feel it's, it's hard to make
friends after you're 20.

You know I never had a problem
makin' new friends.

- Yeah, me neither. You want a
beer?
- Sure.

A but um, stay in the living
room.

You can see the kitchen from the
backyard

and Cheryll's backyard is next
to my backyard. It's a whole
thing. Just..

[Audience laughter]

So, what's up for tonight?

Hah hah.

- I got us court side tickets
for the Lakers.
- Whaa? [Laughter]

And Lisa didn't want me hangin'
out with you.

- Boy I'll tell you. It's
Cheryll!

[Audience laughter]

Oh it's just Donnie.

Just Donnie? Just Donnie? You
get you a new friend,

this how you treat your old
ones?

[Audience laughter]

Is that him? Get out the way.

Under the blanket. Let
me see you!

[Audience laughter]

Hi, I'm Maxwell.

No I know who you are, Maxwell.

Yeah well a I know who you are
too, Donnie.

Oah. Oah you heard somethin'
about me, huh?

Did he tell you that I'm old
news? Did he tell you that I'm
his best

friend he doesn't take out
anymore? Well let me tell you
somethin'

Maxwell, when he's done with you
he's gonna throw you out like
old news

and come crawlin' back to
Donnie.

Look at ya. Wit your nice watch
and your perfectly edged up
fade.

You're pathetic!

[Audience laughter]

Look, I got an extra ticket
court side

for the Lakers tonight if you
want to join us?

Let me tell you somethin' man.

You think you can buy me?

Then you are absolutely right. I
wanna apologize

[Audience laughter]

for everything that I said, man.
I was way outa line and

the fact that you would invite
me, I would love to go to the

basketball game with both you
and Tony tonight, man. And
another thing,

I don't know why Cheryl dumped
you, man.

She's not good enough for you,
huh.

Any brother who could get court
side seats

deserves a different type of
woman, okay.

Let me get you somethin' to
drink man.

[Audience laughter]

[Instrumental Music]

Hey Lisa, sorry I'm late.
Maxwell took me to meet Kuzma
after the game.

What the hell is all this?

[Audience laughter]
Oh ah Tony,

I think I may have a problem.

Uh, yeah!

What is that sound?

Is that a drone?

[Buzzing]

[Audience laughter]

Is that my package!?

[Instrumental Music]

Wait uh.

[Audience laughter]

[Instrumental Music]

Tony a teh plee...you
gotta wake up.

Oh come on, Lisa. I'm tryin' to
sleep over here.

Just, just ah I just need my
laptop for one minute.

[Groans]
Lisa,

we've talked about this.

[Stammering] Yeah, no, no, no.
It's not, No, no, no, no. I
know. I know. I know.

I don't need to
shop.

No I just, I gotta, I gotta pay
a bill, Tony. They gonna turn
the gas off.

[Audience laughter]

Alright, but I'm watchin' you.

Oah, man I'm exhausted.

Donnie and I hung out with
Maxwell pretty late last night.

Why are you always too exhausted
for me but you're never too
exhausted

for Mr. perfect Maxwell?

What's a matter? You jealous?

Yeah. Honestly I am jealous. And
you know what.

- You're not allowed to hang out
with him anymore.
- Alright.

Well then you're not allowed to
internet shop anymore.

Try and stop me!

[Audience laughter]

D'oh. Chu.

Who gonna check me, huh? Who
gonna check me?

- Man, give me that.
- Ah go, go...

Up you know, that's fine.
That's fine.

I'll just cut the service off.

Oh well then I will just go to
the library and use one of their
computers,

okay?

- Okay you know what? We're
getting off-point.
- What's the point?

the point is, I'm gonna get me
and Maxwell back together.

[Laughter]

Cheryl, Cheryl and Maxwell
back together.

Of course not.

[Instrumental Music]

Cheryl, thank you so much for
coming over.

Can I get you somethin' to
drink?

Oh I'd die for a spritzer.

Okay, we don't have that,

so let's just cut to the chase.

I just wanted to find out how
you were doing since your
breakup with Maxwell?

So thoughtful of you to ask. You
know it has been

really difficult dating since
my divorce.

- So,
- Right, right, right.

So exactly what is the reason
behind you guys breaking up?

- Honestly, [sighs]
- Mm hm.

- he's just too active. He does
so much I couldn't keep up.
- Mm. Mm.

He exhausted me.

- Whew! Tell me about it. That
boy got a motor

boy. I was so tired last,
last night just

thinkin' about how tiring
it would be.

Sure. But no, we ended
things amicably. I mean he's
a great guy.

Mm. So there's a chance you
might get back together?

Uh, no.

Maybe?

Mm, no.

Would you try for me, please?

[Audience laughter]

Why? Haha

- Oh my God, you like him.
- Sha Cheryl.

- You do! Oah.
- No da pssht, come on now.

There's only so many court side
Lakers games you can go to.

Um luh luh listen. The thing is,

as soon as you broke up with him
you know, I was like puh, done!

Not good enough for Cheryl, not
good enough for me. Kick rocks.

Tony, thank you. It is so sweet
of you to support me like this.

- It means a lot.
- Oh girl, my pleasure.

- Okay, so how are things with
you and Lisa?
- Ooh eeh.

Why, what have you heard?

[Audience laughter]

Oh, nothing.

She did ask to borrow my laptop
though.

Cheryl,

What?

Lisa has developed quite an
addiction.

I'm worried. I don't know what
to do. We might end up in the
poor house.

Tony, do you know what I love
about a friend with an
addiction?

- Hm.
- Intervention!

Can I lead it? I'm so good at
it. What are you doing tonight?

[Audience laughter]

[Instrumental Music]

[Knocking]

- Lisa, are you expecting a
package?
- Yeah. Always.

[Audience laughter]

Well I hope you ordered

an intervention.

An intervention. For me?

That's right, Lisa. this online
shopping has gotten out of
control.

So we're here to tell you that
we're right, and you wrong.

Oh no, actually Rachel,
interventions are more about
showing love and support.

Mm. I'm a stick to right and
wrong.

Okay you guys, this is seriously
really ridiculous.

Ah yes, I buy too many things
but I don't have an actual

- addiction.
- I beg to differ.

My cousin was addicted to
caffeine and that cost me less

money than you costin' me right
now.

Lisa, you buyin' me those shoes
is one of the nicest things

anybody's ever done for me.

Even though I caught a foot
cramp from that foot fist that I
made.

[Audience laughter]

I object to this whole
intervention.

[Overlapping dialogue]

Lisa, Rachel has written you a
poem describing how she feels.

Rachel,

[Clears throat]

Lisa,

You were my sister!

We used to go shopping.

Now you shop online.

And our relationship is
stopping.

[Audience laughter]

And I know somewhere

deep down inside [chokes up]

[Audience laughter]

I still love you!

Mm Aaah [sobbing]

Aaah aah aah ah ah.

Uah.

Oah Rachel, that was just so
beautiful.

Thank you.

That was whack. How many ah ah
ah's does she have?

[Audience laughter]

Sister and online didn't even
rhyme.

First and third lines of a poem
don't need to rhyme, dummy.

Are we here to talk about bad
poetry,

or are we here to make Lisa stop
spendin' my money?

Ah you know what, sometimes
addictions are a bandaid
covering up pain

Oh Lisa, do you have pain?

You know maybe you're longing
for something.

Well you know, Tony and I

haven't been spending as much
time together lately.

Watch out. Lisa baby, do you
really feel like

I haven't been paying you enough
attention?

Tony, yeah.

Lately you've been spending all
your tim with Ma...

[Audience laughter]

Many other people.

Okay. Well baby I promise to
spend more time with you

as long as you stop spendin' so
much time online.

Alright?
[Doorbell rings]

Ooh, okay so yeah, yeah if
that's a delivery I'm just gonna
get that last

- one and then that's gonna be
it.
- Oah.

- No more. I'll be done after
this One.
- Ooh.

Hey Tony, you ready to go?

- Ah I thought we were supposed
to meet tomorrow night?
- Maxwell?

Hey Cheryl,

Okay, I'm busted.

Cheryl, I'm sorry. I've been
hangin' out with Maxwell

even though you guys done broken
up, okay?

But Donnie hung out with him
too.

Hey, don't throw me under the
bus. He was your boyfriend
first.

[Audience laughter]

Alright you look I'm sorry
brother, okay but

[Sighs] I gotta take Cheryl's
side on this.

We can't hang out no more, man.
I'm sorry.

I understand.

Alright. See y'all.

[Audience Ooh's]

Tony,

you didn't have to do that for
me. I mean I don't

care if you and Maxwell hang
out.

- Really?
- Really.

Cool. Max, hey Max!

[Instrumental Music]

[Instrumental Music]

[Groans]

You know I'm startin' to miss
that grocery delivery service.

Oah, you changin' your mind on
eh whole online shoppin' thing?

Oh hell, no. We are not goin'
back down that rabbit hole.

[Laughter]

Finally, some groceries.

Aw Lisa, look at you. Finally
lookin' like yourself again.

- Thank you. You know, I'm just
takin' it one day at a time.
- That's what's up.

Hey Tone, can I borrow a
sports jacket?

What do you need a sports
jacket for?

[Sighs]

This little restaurant I'm
goin' to...

- got a little dress code.
- Whaat?

You got you a little hot date,
huh? A little bad one.

A somethin' like that.

I know that's right, player.

What's up, Lisa?

Tony, looking well.

Yo Don, we gotta roll, alright.
We got reservations at 7:30.

I told you to wait in the car.

[Under his breath]
Get outa here.

Get outa here.

Mm.

How long has this been goin' on?

- Uh oh oh that? Ah ha that's
- Mm.

This is not what it looks like,
man. This is

exactly what it looks like.

I knew he was the one when he

opened up the car door for me.

[Audience laughter]

Look man, can I just borrow the
sports jacket?

Never mind. I'll get it myself.

You got some clean drawers up
here?

[Instrumental Music]

[Instrumental Music]