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[Lisa] Tony!
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Tony! I need you!
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Man Lisa, calm down, now.
It's a little too early to be
getting freaky.
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You gon' get up there
on the counter where
we eat? You nasty.
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Tony, I think I saw something.
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What, what? A little
spider or something?
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No, I really think
it was a mouse!
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I don't know where it went,
but I think it went...
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[Laughter]
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Really?
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- What?
- Really, Tony?
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I know your grown ass ain't
scared of no little mouse.
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I ain't the only grown ass
up on this counter, Lisa.
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But don't worry. I'll handle it.
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Could you um...
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What? You want me
to grab the broom?
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No, no, no. Hand me
the phone. I'm going to
call an exterminator.
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So they can over-charge us?
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No, come on, Tony. Please.
Just be a man! Handle it!
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[Scoffs] Tell me twice.
Be a man. I got this.
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Oh! There it is!
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What? Where, where where?!
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* Woke up and my wife said to me
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* The bill collectors
won't let me be
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* Kids keep talking back to me
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* Family Time
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* Family Time, Family Time,
Family Time
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[Instrumental music]
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[Laughing]
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Man, what is so funny?
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You! Scared of a
pit bull, I get. Freddy
Kruger, a strong maybe.
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Candyman, definitely!
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But a mouse? That's
hilarious. You a grown man.
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[Laughing]
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Well you don't what type
of diseases mice carry.
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And this wasn't
no ordinary mouse.
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I think I saw him lift
up the refrigerator.
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[Laughter]
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You putting a lot on it, Ton'.
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Hey, did you know that mice
can flatten their backs
and slide through cracks?
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Miniature mutants.
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Hey, this is no laughing matter!
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When I was a kid, I had
a pet mouse named Rufus.
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Rufus?
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Don't interrupt me. You want
to hear the story or not?
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Not really.
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Okay, so one night, I was making
him a cheese sandwich, right?
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I gave it to him and then
I tried to take it back
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to add a little Dijon
mustard, and he bit me!
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Maybe he just liked
regular mustard.
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Shut up, Donnie.
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Look, man. I got a plan
to solve your problems,
all right? Hold tight.
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We...
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are going to make the
Von Trapp Mouse Trap 3.0.
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We building a mousetrap
or a rocket ship?
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Do you want Lisa
nibbling on your toes
tonight, or that mouse?
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Second thought, don't answer
that. I've seen your toes.
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You're about to
see my whole foot.
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You know what? I'll get the
bucket, the wood and the saw?
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What are we doing?
Cutting him in half?
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Look man, if the plans
call for a saw, then we
get the saw, alright?
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I still gotta get the
formaldehyde, the auto oil,
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the mongoose hair,
and the limburger cheese!
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Speaking of which, I'm
kinda getting a little hungry.
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Could you make me a Rufus
special? Extra Honey Dijon?
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[Instrumental music]
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- Mom!
- Oh!
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What's wrong with you? You
act like you've seen a mouse.
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A mouse? I didn't, I didn't see
a, I didn't see a mouse.
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What, did, did you see a
mouse? You saw a mouse?
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No, I didn't see a mouse.
But my social life is over.
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Okay, okay. All right.
Don't be so dramatic, girl.
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You're talking.
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Mom, I'm gonna have to
transfer schools, better
yet, just home school me.
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What happened?
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Our cheerleading coach
quit. Can you believe it?
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Super Fierce Fiona?
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You know, she almost made it
to through the first round of
"So You Wish You Could Dance."
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I know. She said something
about she's moving, getting
married, blah, blah, blah.
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She's so selfish.
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Oh, my goodness! Run
that chick out of town!
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How dare she have a life!
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Right?
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[Laughing]
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The drama. My little
drama queen. Listen,
you're the Captain.
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You're gonna have to fix it.
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Or, I could move to Zimbabwe.
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The schools there could possibly
suit my lack of educational
needs and social expectations.
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Mm, they'll find you. They have
the internet, even in Africa.
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You're just going to
have to step up, honey.
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I know.
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Take charge.
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I know.
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Fix it.
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Wait, you're the mom.
I need you to fix it.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey now.
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You can't just run away
from your problems.
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I know. That's why I'm going
to book a flight and fly away.
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Can I use your air miles?
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[Laughing] you know what?
That won't be necessary.
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I have an idea.
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Mom, I forgot you
were a cheerleader!
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Oh, I wasn't just any old
cheerleader, okay? I was on
my way to being a Laker Girl.
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But my father wasn't having it.
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This is great! You can save
us. You can be our new coach.
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What? Me?
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No. What, no.
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Yes, you please.
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Oh, I couldn't.
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No, Ebony. I mean, it's just,
it's just been so long, you
know. I just, I just couldn't.
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- Mom!
- Okay, I'll do it.
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But I have to have you know
that you know it's been a while
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since I've used my pompoms.
Might be a little rusty.
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It's either you or my science
teacher Miss Caveletti.
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She's seventy-six and
she only has one leg.
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A high kick could end her.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Well, I, I'll do my best, okay?
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Thanks, Mom. I can't
wait to tell the girls.
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Mwah.
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[Sighs]
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Yes!
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[Giggles]
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All right, Ladies!
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We're back!
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[Instrumental music]
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Okay, now the goggles
I understand because they
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go for the eyes. But why
do you have on ear muffs?
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Huh?
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I said why do you
have on ear muffs?
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Huh?
[Laughter]
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Look man, I can't hear
you. I got my ear muffs on.
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Will you take those
damn things off, please?
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All right, all right.
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Now let's catch this mouse.
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Uh, to catch a mouse you
gotta think like a mouse.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Catch a mouse, you think
like a mouse, Ton', okay?
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Now mice love peanut
butter, all right?
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So, we're going to need
some bread and uh some
jelly. Preferably grape.
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Could you stay focused, please?
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Please?
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Now come on man, I think I
saw him in the living room.
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Uh, y-you know what?
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How about this. I think we
should split up, alright?
Just like on Scooby Doo. Rght?
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So you go in the living room,
I'ma chill here, just in case
he comes back this way.
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- Good plan.
- Perfect.
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Wait a minute!
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Huh?
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You don't want to go in
the living room because
you scared, huh?
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Like a brother
headed to the clinic.
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Look man, do you know
how dangerous, I mean
diseases mice carry?
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They could flatten their
backs, they turn into rats.
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Then they get hooked on crack
and they evolve into possums.
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They can't fool me, because
I know how it all started.
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See, and now we're
on the same page.
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We must no longer live
in fear of these little
four-legged invaders.
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Look, how long must we
endure the pain and
suffering of being violated?
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How long? Not long.
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How long should we live in
fear of their little beady
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eyes all up in our face
and all up in our space?
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How long? Not long.
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It's time for us to mobilize.
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Mm hm.
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Tranquilize.
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[Signing] Wow.
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And neutralize that devil
cause he ain't welcome here.
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He ain't welcome here!
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I am not going to let him run us
out of our house with his little
ratatouille self. Nuh uh.
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Listen now, do you feel me?
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I feel you!
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My brother, do you feel me?
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Brother, I feel you.
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Then let's get to work.
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Let's do it.
[Squeaking]
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- Oh!
- Right there, wait a minute!
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[Both shouting]
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[Instrumental Music]
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Devin, for the fourth time, no
you cannot be staying another
night at Nick's house.
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No, we haven't
caught the mouse yet.
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Okay, when we do you're
coming right home.
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Scared ass.
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Uh, Ton... whoa, what
the hell is that?
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This is the Van Trapp 3.0.
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Oh, I love trap music.
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Girl, cut it out. I ain't
raising no trap queen.
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Keep it up, you're going to
get trapped under the stairs.
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So, uh, how was practice?
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Fantastic! They loved
Mom. She was great.
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Gave us a few tips
on our cheers.
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Helped amp up their style.
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Showed Charlene how to get
rid of all that back acne.
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You know a little apple cider
vinegar fixes everything.
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Oh yeah. It worked on you.
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Come on, Lisa. Your back looked
like stucco when we met.
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Oh!
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I'm going to go work on these
new cheers I came up with.
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You mean the cheers
I came up with?
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I mean, you know, no
offense, what y'all came up
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with it was cute but now that
I put my little stank on it,
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it went from cute to fabulous!
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Uh, you definitely
put your stink on it.
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I'm going to go do
my homework now.
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Oh, you know, make
sure you stretch, baby!
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You were a little stiff today.
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Lisa, you're not getting a
little overly involved, are you?
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Why would you say that?
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Come on now.
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You know how you
like to take over.
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Oh! Excuse me! Are you
calling me controlling?
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Mm more like bossy.
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What?
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Come on, let's keep
it real. You know you get a
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bit aggressive and you turn into
a little bit of a control freak.
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Okay, you know, I kinda resent
that, but I'll admit you know,
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I was a little passionate
when I was Captain of
the cheerleading squad.
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But, I was just trying to pull
that same passion out of Ebony.
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Hm. Okay, I mean I could
see if it was a real sport.
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But it's just you know, you
do, what'd you do a couple
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little flip kicks, a couple
toe touch jump thingies?
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When was the last time you
touched your toes, Tony?
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Well, I don't plan on going
to prison anytime soon so
it's not really an issue.
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Oh, well I'll have you
know that my full layout
twist was precise.
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My roundabout, perfection.
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And my everything
else, flawless.
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Huh. And I've never,
I've never done a little flip
kick, toe touch thingy. Ever.
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And neither will
these girls, Tony.
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Lisa, you do know that
they're just kids, right?
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Oh yeah. I know.
They're just kids.
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Aww! Stop whining like
a bunch of a kids!
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But Mom, we are
kids and we can't...
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Can't?
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Can't?
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There's no such word as can't.
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Mom, I'm pretty certain
can't is a word.
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Not on my field.
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Mom, no one could do
the rock-a-bye baby.
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It's one of the
hardest dismounts.
240
00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,162
No one in our region
has done this since...
241
00:09:55,195 --> 00:10:00,968
Since me! Okay, it was
1996, State Finals.
242
00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,335
First place.
243
00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,603
Any questions?
244
00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,305
You really did the
Rock-a-bye Baby?
245
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:08,441
Oh, I put the bye in
Rock-a-bye Baby, okay?
246
00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:11,544
And by the time I'm done with
you ladies, you will, too.
247
00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,346
They'll be making
a movie about us.
248
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:19,186
But instead of "Bring It
On," it'll be called "It's
All Ready Been Brought."
249
00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:20,888
Now time to work.
250
00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,222
In formation!
251
00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,492
You want to be on this squad?
252
00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:26,459
[In Unison] Yes, Ma'am.
253
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,628
I said you want to
be on this squad?
254
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,831
[In Unison] Yes, Ma'am.
255
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:35,035
Then you gotta
give me your best.
256
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:39,006
I said you gotta
give me your best!
257
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,744
And what's that?
258
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,946
[In Unison] Better
than the rest.
259
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:49,683
I can't hear you!
260
00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:52,285
[In Unison] Better
than the rest!
261
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,822
Your damn right!
262
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,024
To the left. To the right.
263
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,459
To the left. To the right.
264
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,160
Come on.
265
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:03,330
Okay, all right. On
down. Here we go.
266
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,832
Chin.
267
00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,199
Nice, nice.
268
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,235
Arm out, not up. You
ain't no superhero.
269
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,269
We here to cheer!
270
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,738
Now stop!
271
00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,372
Hammer time!
272
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,541
Y'all to young for that.
Okay, never mind.
273
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,977
To the left! Arm out. Ooh!
274
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,947
I know you ain't gettin' no
attitude with me, little girl.
275
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,048
- Chin up!
- But mom!
276
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:24,384
But, but, but, but,
but. Turn around.
277
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,753
Yeah.
278
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,921
Looking good, ladies!
279
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,389
[Whistling blowing]
280
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,557
At ease.
281
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:35,095
[Instrumental music]
282
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,267
Oh!
283
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,903
What the hell is wrong
with you? Get in here.
284
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,405
Not until you tell me our
little friend has kicked rocks.
285
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,807
Did we catch him?
286
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,808
Hell no.
287
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:50,577
This old Van Trapp 3.0
is a piece of crap.
288
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,813
Now come in here and
help me seal some of...
289
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,117
I need new friends.
290
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:04,491
Yeah! Good job, baby.
Good job, Ebony.
291
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,894
You know, next time just,
just clear a little higher.
292
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,328
You know, sky's the limit.
293
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,263
Literally. You
could reach the starts-
294
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,499
Hey, hey, hey. What
happened to her?
295
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,234
And if you went to the
emergency room, did you use
296
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,003
your cousin's name so she
can cover the deductible?
297
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,171
Oh, she's fine.
Just working hard.
298
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,808
You know, that's what
we cheerleaders do.
299
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:25,112
Seeing those girls cry and
sweat and moan and nearly vomit,
300
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:29,983
it just... really took me
back to my glory days.
301
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:32,685
You ain't working them girls
too hard, are you, Lisa?
302
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,054
They want fame.
303
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,023
Fame costs.
304
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,725
Okay, Debbie Allen. I think
they just want to cheer.
305
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:42,662
Debbie Allen! You just gave
me a great idea, baby!
306
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:46,333
Riverdance meets Alvin Ailey.
307
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:53,140
They ain't ready. They.
Ain't. Ready. Whew!
308
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,474
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
309
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,477
Baby, that Van Dam
contraption is still in there.
310
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,246
Oh yeah, yeah. That's just in
case we haven't quite caught
311
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,981
it all the way yet. But you're
good. You're good. Go on.
312
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,015
- I'm good?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
313
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,650
- Sure. mm-hmm.
- Go in there? Okay.
314
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:04,651
All right.
315
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,589
Pst.
316
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,158
Is the coast clear?
317
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:11,892
What, the mouse?
318
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:12,893
No! Mom!
319
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:15,162
Yeah, she's in the kitchen.
320
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,531
What happened to you? You're
limping like Nancy Kerrigan.
321
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:21,168
Well, if I'm Nancy Kerrigan then
you're wife's Tonya Harding.
322
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,536
Wait, how do you even know
who those people are?
323
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,537
The internet.
324
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:28,008
I can't take anymore,
Daddy. She's like The
Rock with a weave.
325
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,710
Come on now, you've got to
be exaggerating a little bit.
326
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,045
No, she's trying to kill us.
327
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,513
And now they want to kill me.
328
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,315
Dad, please help us!
329
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,316
I'm sorry, baby girl.
330
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:39,887
I've learned. When you're
Momma's on one, stand clear.
331
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:42,189
You'll be all right. Just talk
to her. She'll understand.
332
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,557
You are absolutely no help.
333
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,028
And if you see Mom,
you did not see me.
334
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:50,530
- Hey, babe.
- Hmm?
335
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:51,231
You seen Ebony?
336
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,499
Yeah, she went down the hall.
337
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:53,967
Oh, okay.
338
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,269
Ebony! Ebony!
339
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:59,139
[Whistle blowing]
340
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,311
That's so brilliant.
341
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,345
Hey, Mom.
342
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,113
Hey sweetie.
343
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,214
Can we talk?
344
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:10,918
Oh, you know what, can
it wait? I'm writing a
new cheer for our squad.
345
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:14,922
I'm thinking, you know it's
gotta have attitude, somewhat
attitude, but still classy.
346
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:19,392
You know, like NWA meets Maya
Angelou. Rhythm and Rhyme.
347
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,527
What do you think?
348
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,931
I think our cheers are
fine. I mean, I helped
write most of them.
349
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:26,566
Oh, I know, I know.
And they're good.
350
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:30,037
They're good. But they could
be, they could be better,
you know. Stronger.
351
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:36,109
Mom, I don't think you should
drop me off for practice
tomorrow. Or pick me up.
352
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,946
Or stay there in between
the time of dropping me
off and picking me up.
353
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,513
You understand?
Great. Good night.
354
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,115
Hold on, wait a minute!
355
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:45,385
Are you, are you firing me?
356
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:49,189
Firing is such an ugly
word. It's more like
you're being let go.
357
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,023
Good night.
358
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:53,961
Wait, no! You can't fire
me. Your squad needs me.
359
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,328
You need me.
360
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,164
Oh, I beg to differ.
361
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,432
They'll be fine.
Because they have me.
362
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:00,433
Their Captain.
363
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,036
I will give them their rhyme.
And we already got the rhythm.
364
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,006
So now it's my time to shine.
365
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,141
Good night.
366
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,078
You'll come crawling back!
367
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:17,850
You'll see! You think
you bad? You ain't
bad! You ain't nothing!
368
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,586
[Instrumental Music]
369
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,221
Okay, Lisa calm down,
calm down.
370
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,256
Now, explain to me again
what happened?
371
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:24,724
Were you not listening to me?
372
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,994
She said something
about rhythm and pride.
373
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:30,363
And oh, it's my time to
shine, rhythm and rhyme.
374
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:34,867
She's so... cocky. So
prideful. So snide. So just...
375
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:35,868
You.
376
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,838
Uh, what do you mean?
377
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:45,712
Uh, translation. Give me a Y! Y!
Give me a O! O! Give me a U! U!
378
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,281
What's that spell? Your ass!
379
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,350
Me?
380
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,819
I'm nothing like that.
381
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,854
Yeah, yeah. Sure, you're
not. Sure, you're not.
382
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,457
Look, I hate to say I told
you so, Lisa, but uh...
383
00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:01,028
Give me a T! T! Now
bring that O! O!
384
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:04,097
Okay, okay. All right.
385
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,166
I was only trying to help.
386
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,168
You know, never mind.
Never mind what I did.
387
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:12,039
Did you get rid of
our little houseguest? Or
should I say mouse guest?
388
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,273
Don't try to switch
this up on me.
389
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,207
This is about you.
390
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,275
I'm doing what I'm
supposed to be doing.
391
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,178
And as a mother, I'm doing
what I'm supposed to be doing.
392
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,746
Yeah, doing too much.
393
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:23,150
Tony, I was just trying
to help. I want to bring
out the best in Ebony.
394
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:26,419
I know, baby. But sometimes
parents go overboard.
395
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,421
Well, yeah you should
know, Joe Jackson.
396
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,458
The reason our son wants nothing
to do with sports to this day.
397
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:35,062
Look, I'm just trying
to bring out the best.
That's what Daddy's do.
398
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:38,065
That's what Kobe's
daddy did. That's what
Tiger Woods daddy did.
399
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:41,568
That's what Venus and
Serena... okay I see your point.
400
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,770
I see your point.
401
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:47,507
I need to take a walk.
I need to clear my head.
402
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,076
I guess I messed up.
403
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:53,246
I'm sorry, could you say that
a little bit louder, but use
your cheerleading voice.
404
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,914
[Laughter]
405
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,816
Now leave me alone, lone!
406
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,951
So I can go back
to sleep, sleep!
407
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:02,355
[Instrumental music]
408
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,623
[Knocking]
409
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,192
Can I come in?
410
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:09,296
Yeah. I want to apologize. I'm
sorry if I hurt your feelings.
411
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:14,534
Oh, no baby. I am sorry.
412
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:18,271
I really am. I think I probably
went a little too far.
413
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,107
I really did. And I just...
414
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,942
I didn't want to get in
your way. That wasn't
what I was trying to do.
415
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:27,380
[Sighs] Mom, I know I'm not
the championship cheerleading
captain you were...
416
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:30,417
Yet. Yet. But you will be.
417
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,851
Okay? You can be.
418
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,588
If I want to be, that's
my choice. Not yours.
419
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:38,691
Okay. You're right.
420
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,594
I guess, I don't know, your dad
mentioned something about how
421
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:45,465
people only saw us as cute faces
and little skirts and it just...
422
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:48,435
sparked the competitor
in me again.
423
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:52,205
Mom, that's, that's cool and
everything but I do it for fun.
424
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,741
I asked you to be a
part so we can have fun.
425
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:59,779
I didn't need some super-revenge
captain. I just needed my mom.
426
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,649
I hear you, baby.
427
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,818
Well, I just want you to know,
you always have me, okay?
428
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:09,922
You always have my support.
And my love. I love you, okay?
429
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,624
You forgive me?
430
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,260
[Giggling]
431
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:16,229
Yes, I was thinking maybe
I can come back, talk
to you and the girls.
432
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,298
You know, tone down the
workouts a little bit...
433
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,932
No need.
434
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:24,070
Fierce Fiona heard what happened
and postponed her plans to the
end of the school year.
435
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:28,241
Oh. Uh huh. She heard how
good I was and she got a
little jealous, didn't she?
436
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:28,841
Oh no.
437
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:29,509
Just a little jealous.
438
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,712
She heard how crazy you
were and didn't want
the school to get sued.
439
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:33,613
Lisa, I got it!
440
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,548
I got that little Speedy
Gonzalez right here in this bag!
441
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,417
Tony! Come on,
get rid of that!
442
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,451
Oh, I'm gonna get rid of it.
443
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:39,452
Where'd we put the hammer?
444
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,787
No, Daddy! You can't kill it!
445
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,556
Yeah, no, yeah, no,
no. You can't kill it!
446
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,791
You were the main
one talking about...
447
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:45,992
Get rid of it!
448
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:48,895
I want it to live, I just
don't want it to live in here!
449
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:52,199
Oh, I thought you meant
get rid of it like in the
gangster movies get rid of it.
450
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:52,932
Not quite.
451
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:53,933
Okay. All right.
452
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,935
I'll release it
across the street in the
little field over there.
453
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:56,936
Mm hm.
454
00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,673
Lucky you got some friends.
You was about to get your
back flattened for real.
455
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,108
Oh! It's going for my eyes!
[Squeaking]
456
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,210
[Instrumental music]
457
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,946
[Instrumental music]
458
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,816
Man, we were
standing face-to-face.
459
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,051
He ain't flinch. I ain't flinch.
460
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,788
So I said, "Go
ahead, Jerry. Make your
next move your best move."
461
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,357
And that's when you
killed him, right?
462
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:20,593
Not exactly. See, he lunged
at me and I jumped out the way
463
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,595
and knocked over the trash can
and he just ran in the bag.
464
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,130
Can you believe that?
465
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:27,099
In the bag. Okay, so that's
when you killed him, right?
466
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,502
No, man. I can't even lie.
467
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,471
I went outside to let him
go into the field, opened
468
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,673
up the bag, he ran out in
the middle of the street.
469
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,508
He looked at me.
I looked back at him.
470
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,577
And then wham! A
minivan took him out.
471
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,349
Donnie, are you crying?
472
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:48,621
Ah, yeah. Um, I just get caught
in the moment sometimes, man.
473
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:52,625
Something about that
sad thing that just get
me right there, man.
474
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:53,926
Um...
475
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,095
[Squeaking]
476
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,430
Ton', did you see that?
477
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:58,965
- See what?
- Another mouse, man!
478
00:19:58,998 --> 00:19:59,732
Say what?
479
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:00,600
Oh, hell naw!
480
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,168
His homies are back for revenge!
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00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,237
Lisa! Bring the
broom! It's your turn!
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00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,239
[Instrumental music]
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