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[Instrumental Music]
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- Hey, Tony!
- Mm?
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Look what we got invited to.
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Uh, Lisa, I don't care
if they are giving away
a free vacation, I'm not
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sitting through a seven hour
time share presentation.
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No! No, no, look.
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Our class reunion is coming up.
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Pass.
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Pass? What do you mean, pass?
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Aren't you at all curious to
see how our high school
friends turned out?
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No. You ever hear of a
thing called the internet?
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You can keep up with
anybody that you went
to high school with
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by visiting the FaceSpace
reunion page.
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Anybody you don't wanna see
ever again? You don't have to.
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Oka, see, I know
that's not true.
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'Cause I always see Donnie
and I never wanna see him.
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Aw, you know you love Donnie.
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Please! I don't love how he eats
us out of house and home.
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That's called "The Donnie Diet".
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[Stammers] He coms over, and
eats up all the junk food, so
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we eat a little bit healthier.
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You know what? I should market
"The Donnie Diet" to those rich
housewives in Malibu.
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He'd be down, and I'll
be a millionaire.
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[Scoffs] Whatever.
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I really actually think a high
school reunion would be fun.
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I mean, I honestly
haven't spoken to
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any of my best girlfriends
in like... years!
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I know why you really
wanna see 'em.
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Oh really?
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- Oh yeah, oh yeah.
- What? What?
What's that, Tony?
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You want to see if the girls
that were mean to yo got fat.
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[Scoffs] Please!
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[Scoffs] Please, Tony.
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- I am not that petty.
- Oh yeah, sure sure.
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And, and nothing would
make you happier
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than seeing people you
don't like unhappy.
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Well I mean, isn't that kind of
how happiness works?
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Mm, no, that's how
pettiness works.
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Well, call me Petty Crocker.
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[Laughs]
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Are we gonna go or not, Tony?
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Alright, you know what? Why not.
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And since we're being petty, I
want all the haters to know
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that I got with the finest
girl in high school.
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- Aww, Tony!
That's so sweet!
- Mm-hmm.
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Then they'll see that I
dumped her and married you.
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* Woke up and my wife said to me
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* The bill collectors
won't let me be
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* The kids keep
talkin' back to me
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* Family time
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* Family time, family time,
family time
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[Instrumental Music]
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Wow Cheryl, I mean, your event
planning business really looks
like it's taking off.
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Ah! I think I was
born to plan events.
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The details, the logistics,
the organization!
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I planned a yacht
party last weekend.
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Talk about a fantastic voyage.
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I made their SS Minnow
look like the Titanic.
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The Titanic sunk.
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Because of poor planning, Lisa.
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Who doesn't- Right.iant iceberg
- Turn! Turn the boat.?
You know?
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- That's what the
steering wheel's for.
- You're right.
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Now that was a
tragic love story.
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Ended an awful lot
like my marriage.
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Me, drifting alone at sea.
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That Jack drowned Cheryl.
Your Jack cheated. now
swim back to shore.
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spending too much time,
event planning. I...en
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sort of forgot about
a dating life.
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Why don't you meet
someone at one of these
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fancy events you're planning?
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No, no, no, no!
This is business.
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Okay? I, that's very
unprofessional.
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Live a little! Live a
little. Yes!
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What about...
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this fireman's ball? I bet
you there'll be some hot
single men here.
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So many... gay firemen at
the Gay Firemen's Ball.
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Okay, well... you like
to wrestle, don't ya?
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[Laughter]
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Yes, but no. I coul-
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Fine, fine, fine! I'm gonna
pick one...ne-no.
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The fisherman's conference.
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Could be fun.
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Eh... didn't mean lower your
standards below sea level.
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No, wait, fishermen are strong.
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They, fisherman are
good with their hands.
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Have you seen the
movie a perfect storm?
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I'm gonna end up with
a George Clooney!
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Or maybe a Mark Wahlberg.
Mr. Marky-Mark.
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Yeah, that, that
stuff's not real.
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It's not real. You'll probably
snag someone more like
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John C. Reilly, and he'll most
definitely smell like fish.
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Um, why don't you
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wait!
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The Eastchester High
School Reunion?
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Oh... Eastchester,
how do I say this?
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Uh, ghetto. Uh, hood.
Wrong side of the tracks.
You know what I'm saying.
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[Chuckles]
No, no, no, no.
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That's where I went.
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That makes total sense.
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What's that mean, Cheryl?
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Oh, no, no, never mind!
But this, this is where
you met Tony, right?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Okay. Hah!
- Yeah, it is actually.
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But honestly, before I met
Tony, I had the biggest
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crush on the star quarterback,
named Tim Anderson.
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Ooh! He was sooooo, so fine!
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And he actually dated
all the cheerleaders,
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and I might have if
I didn't meet Tony.
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A Dr. Tim Anderson has RSVP'd
without a plus one. Lisa.
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Introduce me.
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I want to get crazy!
Introduce me.
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- You want to get crazy?
- Yes!
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I'll do it, done deal.
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I mean, a doctor's not quite a
fisherman, but you know, uh,
still a good catch.
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A doctor. I'm gonna reel him in.
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- I'm just gonna...
- Is that what
you're gonna do?
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Reel him in.
[Instrumental Music]
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[Instrumental Music]
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Man, I ain't looked at
this yearbook in a long time.
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You know what I got voted
back in high school?
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The biggest loser?
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No, they saved that
honor for you.
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I got "most likely to succeed".
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Then they were most
likely to be... wrong.
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I know you ain't
talkin'. You was in high
school for five years.
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Uh, six.
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And technically, that means I
got more education than you.
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Yeah, but you didn't get "most
likely to succeed". I did.
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I don't think I'm
living up to it.
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What are you talkin' about
man? You been winnin'
since the beginnin'.
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You got a great
wife, great kids...
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Yeah man, I know but, I took
over the business from my dad,
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and any moron can make
babies. How you think you
came into this world?
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Hey!
[Tony Chuckles]
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The point is,
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I don't think that I'm,
I'm gonna come off too
impressive at the reunion.
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When I to that reunion,
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I'm gon' make everybody
take me seriously.
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Wait, hold on.
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You're goin' to our reunion?
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[Chuckles] You're a couple
years younger than me.
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Yeah. Man I've been held
back so many times, I get
invited to all the reunions.
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[Laughing]
[Doorbell Rings]
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- What up Ton'?
- What up E?
Come on in, baby.
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Say, my girl's in the car
grabbin' something, I
want to introduce you.
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Okay cool, cool, cool. I just
hope she looks a little better
than your last girlfriend.
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Whoo! You're last girl
looked like Shaq in a wig!
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(Like Shaq) I just want to
thank everybody who ever
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just came out and showed love.
[Laughing]
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(As Shaq) I just want to say
thank you Kolby, to the coach.
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Come on, I used to
love that girl.
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- Mm.
- But her hands
were big as hell.
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They were big as hell.
[Laughing]
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- Hey, babe!
- Hi!
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I want you to meet two of my
friends. Tony, and Donnie.
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So nice to meet you both.
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- Mm.
- May I use your restroom?
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- Sure, right down the hall.
- Okay, thank you.
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- Baby, I'ma...
- All right.
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See? Isn't she amazing?
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Yeah, she about to amazingly
blow up that bathroom.
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Hope she leave the
toilet seat up.
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Trust me, she's all woman.
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And at the reunion, I'm gonna
ask her to marry me.
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What?
[Laughs]
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Come on, it's a little
soon ain't it? How long
you known her?
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Few weeks.
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A few weeks? I got dirty
clothes older than that!
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He's right.
[Chuckles]
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But don't you think you're
rushing things a bit, man?
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Well yeah, but I mean,
when you know, you know.
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And when you don't know,
you don't know.
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What if she's a serial killer?
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She's not a serial
killer, Donnie.
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Is that what you think...
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or what you know?
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Don't listen to this guy, man.
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Man, trust me, I'm not.
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So... tell me what you think
about this plan. But first...
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check out this ring that
I'm gonna be givin' her
tomorrow night.
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- Alright!
- I'm gonna put it
in the punch bowl.
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Then I'm gonna ask her to
give me some punch.
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And then, she'll pull the
ring out of the ladle,
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and bam!
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That's when I get
down on one knee.
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Oww!
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That is stupid.
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I'm kind of with Donnie on
this one. I mean, what if
someone else gets the ring?
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Or she could choke on it.
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Then you got a weddin'
and a funeral.
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[Instrumental Music]
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[Cheryl] Lisa I
need your opinion.
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What do you think?
How do I look?
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I say hell with Lisa's opinion,
you need a man's perspective.
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Oh, okay. So...
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Yeah, in my opinion...
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that dress would look a whole
lot better on my bedroom floor.
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So Cheryl, why are you worried
about it anyway? It's not like
you went to our high school.
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No, could you imagine?
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She's not just the event
planner Tony, I'm trying
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to hook her up with
Tim Anderson.
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Ah... Tim Anderson.
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Didn't you have a crush
on him in high school?
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I mean, yeah. But I
lowered my standards and
I married you, Tony.
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[Chuckles] More like
dropped 'em altogether.
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[Laughing Loudly]
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I mean, you want me to
kick his ass, Ton'?
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Nah, but you can fall
on somethin' sharp.
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Lisa, I'm gonna go, and
let you... do that.
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Don't want to be late for
Prince Charming.
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Okay. Let's go over
the plan for tonight.
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- There's a plan?
- Of course there's
a plan.
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I have to seem a little more
accomplished than I actually am,
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so we need to be on the same
page regarding my backstory.
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Backstory? You plannin'
on lyin' to these people
at the reunion man?
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Well not, lyin', you
know, just kind of...
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Hey, I'm cool with lyin'. It's
better than tellin' the truth.
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Tony, I don't understand. Why
do you have to lie? You're
very successful.
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Look, I'm very
happy with my life.
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But I just want to blow they
socks off tonight, a'ight?
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So as far as anybody
tonight is concerned,
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alright, I'm gettin'
huge contracting bids
all over the world!
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You know mean?
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Uh, skyscrapers in New York,
you know I'm sayin'?
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The new White House!
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I don't think they'll buy
that one, but I like
where your heads at.
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[Instrumental Music]
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Here you go, grab your name tag.
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Thank you.
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And have a great night! Get
a drink, enjoy yourselves!
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Uh, excuse me, where
are your restrooms?
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- Oh, uh-
- I, I'm sorry, but you..
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00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:54,962
you are gorgeous.
234
00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,664
Well thank you. Um...
235
00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:59,466
You have not checked in yet.
You're not by chance
236
00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,401
Tim Anderson, are you?
237
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,070
- No, I'm not.
- Oh.
238
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,505
You do look really
familiar. Wait...
239
00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:08,642
did I see you at the Black
Lawyers Association Dinner?
240
00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:12,145
No, no... the medical
conference in Long Beach!
241
00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,748
No, I'm actually a fireman.
242
00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,283
Oh.
243
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,652
Great. The, the
bathroom's over there.
244
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,292
Wow! Look at everybody.
245
00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,728
Everybody looks so old.
246
00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,963
Yeah, there go Carl Washington,
he look old as hell.
247
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:32,565
Yeah well he looked old
as hell in high school,
ain't nothin' changed.
248
00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:35,168
You right. Teachers
used to call him "sir".
249
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,436
Didn't he used to park
in the faculty lot?
250
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,105
[Laughing] He did!
251
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,639
Wait a minute,
maybe we look old.
252
00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:42,743
Hey, we don't. You might.
I still get carded.
253
00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:45,913
The senior citizen
discount at the movies
doesn't count, my love.
254
00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,748
Hi you two!
255
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:50,818
You made it! You look amazing.
Get your name tags.
256
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:53,420
What do we need name tags for?
We know everybody in here.
257
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:54,755
Well, I mean-
258
00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,256
Oh, hey! Tony!
259
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,926
Yo! My man! There he is!
[Laughing]
260
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,428
How you doin' now?
261
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:02,229
I'm doin' good.
262
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:03,931
Me? Oh, I'm not an alcoholic.
263
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,767
I know that's right!
[Laughing]
264
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,536
Lisa!
265
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,438
It's good to see you, right?
266
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,907
How's that little Devin and
Ebony, how they doin'?
267
00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,442
Ask about you all the time, boy!
268
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,510
Oh, my God I can't wait
to see- hey, I'ma go get
some punch, I'll be...
269
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:18,478
- right back.
- Get you some punch!
270
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,180
He look good!
271
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,081
Who was that, Tony?
272
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,983
I have no idea, he
had no name tag on.
273
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,985
Mm. Okay.
274
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,253
- Here you go.
- Thanks,
- Got it.
275
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,521
Have you seen him? Tim
Anderson, is he here?
276
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:31,158
No, I mean, I don't see
him yet, I'm lookin'.
277
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,561
Okay, I'ma go hit the
bar, talk to some more
people I don't know.
278
00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,930
There he go!
279
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:39,332
I can't believe he
hasn't show up yet.
280
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,869
Yeah, maybe he'll just
blow it off. I mean he's
281
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,270
he's so cool.
282
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,105
He seems like he
would be that cool.
283
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,039
So cool, oh-
284
00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:48,341
Oh! I'm sorry.
285
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,777
Hi, I'm here to sign in.
286
00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,311
Sure, what's your name?
287
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,781
Anderson. Tim Anderson.
288
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,548
[Both] Tim Anderson?
289
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,084
[Instrumental Music]
290
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,586
[Instrumental Music]
291
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:00,420
[Tim Chuckling]
292
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,055
[Both] Tim Anderson?
293
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,690
Yeah.
[Chuckles]
294
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,994
Lisa Calloway. Is that you?
295
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:10,063
Actually its uh, it's
Lisa Stallworth now.
296
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,065
Oh, Tony snatched you up.
297
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:14,701
Smart guy.
[Laughing]
298
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,870
How, how've you been, Tim?
299
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,506
Great! Lovin' life...
300
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,541
lovin' food.
[Chuckles]
301
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,945
You probly noticed I put on a
few pounds since my glory days.
302
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,580
Really? I can't tell.
303
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,381
Mm-mm.
304
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:31,384
And this must be Cheryl.
305
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,321
No- oh. Yeah, um, hi!
306
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:37,324
Uh, I'm sorry yes
I'm the organizer.
307
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,826
Have we met?
308
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:41,161
Not officially until
now, but uh,
309
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:45,198
Lisa sent me an email sayin'
that you were also single.
310
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:47,667
Oh-oh. She did.
311
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,337
She did huh? She did!
She does that.
312
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,439
Yeah, I wanna get to know
you better tonight.
313
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,108
- Okay...
- I'ma grab a drink.
314
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,443
What can I get you Cheryl?
315
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:59,446
Nnno. Um...
316
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,649
I shouldn't... because
I'm working.
317
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,351
So...
[Nervous Chuckle]
318
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,287
Don't worry, I won't
tell anyone. [Chuckling]
319
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,257
Yeah! Mm!
320
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:15,562
What? I think he's cute.
321
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,564
Yes, and so are bear cubs.
322
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,867
But I don't want to date one!
323
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:23,003
Lisa... he looks like
he's gonna eat me!
324
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,574
- Tony Stallworth?
- Hey...
325
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:30,978
Brad! You got somethin' on
your- Collins! All right.
326
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:31,879
How you been, bother?
327
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:34,281
Man, good. I ain't seen
you since um...
328
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,282
High school?
329
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,517
High school. And you
still look the same.
330
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:41,088
Hey man, uh, you know, no
offense, but I can't say the
same about you.
331
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,623
Aw, no, it's all good. I, I know
I'm receding a little bit.
332
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,958
Nah, it don't look like
you're goin' bald,
333
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,459
just look like you got a little
more face to wash.
334
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,328
[Laughing]
- Thank you.
- You're cool, you're cool.
335
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:51,631
You know what? This one's on me.
336
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,033
It's open bar, big baller.
337
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,667
Yeah, like I said, it's on me.
338
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:55,668
[Tony Chuckles]
339
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:56,803
So how you been, man?
340
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,438
- Been good, can't complain.
- Okay.
341
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:01,074
I'm a junior executive
at an ad company.
342
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,075
Oh, oka-
343
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,611
But I mean I am ballin'
outa control like you.
344
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,578
The streets are talkin'.
345
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,414
Are they? Alright, well
what're they sayin'?
346
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:10,617
They sayin' that you doin'
it big, Mr. "Most Likely
to Succeed".
347
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,719
Oh-oh, oh-oh. Well we
both doin' it big,
348
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:16,056
'cause you was most likely to
recede. Heh, 'cause you...
349
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,225
[Clears Throat] So where, uh,
where you livin' now?
350
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,660
Got a condo in Reseda.
351
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,829
[Chuckles] Reseda.
352
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:23,796
What about yourself?
353
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:26,133
Uh, I live in Windsor Hills.
Yeah, yeah, got
354
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:29,970
construction company, you know.
We design buildings and whatnot.
355
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,105
So, you design anything
that I might know?
356
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:34,241
- You heard of the
Eiffel Tower?
- Of course.
357
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,976
We designed a building high-rise
358
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,211
with a view of the Eiffel
Tower just last spring.
359
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:39,980
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
360
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:43,483
Which one? I mean I was just
in Paris about a month ago.
361
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,185
Huh. A month ago, huh?
362
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,254
Hey Tony!
[Chuckles]
363
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,456
What's up brother?
364
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,524
Donnie McDonald?
365
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,293
It is I.
[Chuckles]
366
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:56,563
Everybody, it is I, Donald
367
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,365
Dutch McDonald if you're nasty.
368
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:02,569
Wow Donnie, look at you
man. You uh, you a little
overdressed, aren't you?
369
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,471
Brother this is how
I dress every day.
370
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,539
I'm an international
businessman.
371
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,542
Oh. Well, what kind of business?
372
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,744
Ton' didn't tell you what he do?
373
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:14,747
- Yes.
- Well uh...
374
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,519
Tony actually works
for me, I'm his boss.
375
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,388
- Ain't that right Tony?
- Oh.
376
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,991
(strained) Yep. He's my boss.
377
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,726
That sounds amazing, uh...
378
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,829
I'ma go hit the can, but when I
come back I wanna hear all about
379
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,431
- you and your business.
- You should.
380
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,434
[Chuckling]
My man.
381
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,036
Donnie, what the hell?
382
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:38,438
What man? You wanted
to lie, I lied bigger.
383
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,273
Don't hate the player,
hate the game.
384
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:43,010
Employee!
385
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,511
- What's up fellas?
- Hey.
386
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,779
Miranda, you remember
Tony and Donnie.
387
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,281
Of course. Hey guys.
388
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,282
- How you doin'?
- Good.
389
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:50,917
Well babe, do you want
something to drink?
390
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,252
Yeah, I'd love something.
391
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,321
Why don't you get
her some punch?
392
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:55,388
[Chuckles Nervously]
393
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:58,458
Well it's a little
early for punch.
394
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,093
Okay.
[Chuckles]
395
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,329
Well what do yo propos ?
396
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:05,332
[Chuckles]
397
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,436
Come on Miranda, he
popped the question.
398
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,304
What do you want to drink?
399
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,705
I'll just take a beer.
400
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,241
My love.
401
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,043
[Donnie Chuckles]
402
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:19,046
Beer comes the bride.
403
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:21,748
What?
404
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,716
[Instrumental Music]
405
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,885
Yeah, you know, Saudi
Arabia, I need a beer.
406
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:29,122
I need a beer.
407
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:32,125
Anyway, Saudi Arabia,
Brazi- it's too warm.
408
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,827
It's too warm.
409
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:38,398
You have to go to all these
different places when you're a
business man, and uh,
410
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,168
I'm making my business to go
all way, everywhere, I mean,
411
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,070
you have to go
where the money is.
412
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,438
Mm. Man Donnie, you seem to be
413
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,107
full of a lot of good ideas.
414
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,742
Well he's full of something.
415
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,511
You havin' fun?
416
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:55,448
You know to be honest, I thought
I was gonna be bored stiff at
your high school reunion.
417
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:58,885
But, I'd have a great time
with you anywhere.
418
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,621
- I kind of love you.
- Aww, I love you too.
419
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,423
Mmm!
420
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,894
If you'll excuse me, I've got
to go to the little girls room.
421
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,910
[Instrumental Music]
422
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,445
Donnie is stealin' my thunder.
423
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,115
Oh you mean your uh,
your made up thunder?
424
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,183
Yeah whatever.
[Lisa Laughs]
425
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,284
How's it goin' with little, uh,
426
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:32,852
Tiny Tim over there?
427
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,022
[Laughing] Stop,
don't laugh Tony!
428
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:38,791
Yeah he has he's, he's gained a
little weight since high school.
429
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,627
No, I've gained a little
weight since high school.
430
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,762
He went from quarter back
to quarter-pounder back.
431
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,832
Mmm, I feel so bad for
Cheryl. I just, I,
432
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:48,835
- think I kinda got
her hopes up.
- Just a little bit.
433
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:52,572
Did Lisa tell you time I
scored the winning touchdown
take us to the semi-finals?
434
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,575
No, she did not. What happened?
435
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:58,945
I scored the winning
touchdown, took ourselves
to the semi-finals.
436
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,947
I was a hero.
437
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,950
Great story. Um, would
you excuse me?
438
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,719
I'm gonna get drunk.
439
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,689
[Sighs]
440
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,299
She's choking!
441
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,701
I got this!
442
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,937
[Grunting]
443
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:26,873
[Gasping]
444
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,909
All right!
[Clapping]
445
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,978
Hey.
446
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,947
I may have gained some weight,
but I guess I'm still a hero.
447
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:37,950
Oh, Timothy...
448
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,920
Oh. Oh!
449
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,722
[Tim] Take you over here.
450
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:45,192
Well this isn't exactly how I
wanted this to go down.
451
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:48,761
Uh, but, hold on a
second. Alright...
452
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,298
Okay.
453
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,865
- Miranda...
- Oh!
454
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,001
- Will you marry me?
- Oh my God!
455
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:59,071
Yes of course I'll marry you!
[Applause]
456
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:04,043
Wait a minute. Can you
get that cleaned first?
457
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:07,046
That was in the back of
that woman's throat.
458
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,216
Fair enough.
459
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:13,085
Listen man, I uh...
460
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:16,088
remember when my first
love, well my first wife
461
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:17,890
Princess Diana. [Chuckles]
462
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:21,694
Yeah, that's right guys. I
was almost British Royalty.
463
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,331
Man, sit yo ass down.
464
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,966
Uh, Donnie, I was doin'
a little research, and
465
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,135
I couldn't find any
information online.
466
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,403
Mm...
467
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,605
See man, all that stress, that's
why you losin' your hair.
468
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,274
Mmm... yeah.
469
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,908
Well look man...
470
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:36,843
uh, we...
471
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,979
- I made the whole thing up.
- I knew it!
472
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,981
Tony did it first!
473
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,750
Wha? Alright, alright, alright.
474
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,486
I'll come clean. I'm
not an international
475
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,688
contractor, alright.
476
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,257
And only reason why we
live in Windsor Hills
477
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,259
'cause I hit the lotto.
Alright? Are you happy?
478
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,926
I'm not the most successful
guy in the world.
479
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,696
Well Tony look man, at
least you got a wife...
480
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,131
you got kids...
481
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,268
you even got a job.
482
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,069
Aren't you a junior exec?
483
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,672
I was. I got fired.
484
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,240
About a week ago.
485
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:10,277
Now I sell knock-off shoes
at a kiosk in a mall!
486
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,211
[Crowd Gasping]
487
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,247
Told you Tony, you
didn't have to lie.
488
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,082
Okay, you were right this time.
489
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,418
Yeah Tony, you ain't
gotta lie, man.
490
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:22,221
Shut yo ass up. Look,
everybody lies at the reunion.
491
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:23,890
Amen to that!
492
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:27,560
Wait... what did you-wait,
are you not a doctor?
493
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,228
Well I'm a love
doctor if that count-
494
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:32,064
No! No, Lisa!
495
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:34,401
That does not count!
496
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,668
Hold on baby! Hold on!
497
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,270
[Tim Stammering]
No! Stay!
498
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,238
Stay, stay! Lisa!
499
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,540
[Instrumental Music]
500
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,309
[Instrumental Music]
501
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,677
[Tony] You know what
this reunion needs?
502
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,613
What every black function needs.
503
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:48,014
The Electric Slide.
504
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:49,682
Hey, hey, let's get it!
505
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:53,653
E, Let's go! Five,baby!
six, seven, eight!
506
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,656
[All Humming and Chatting]
507
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:59,659
- Turn, back, back, back,
turn...
- Okay.
508
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,529
And kick.
509
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,131
Hey!
510
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:06,499
[Tony] It's not what I remember.
511
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:09,536
Did y'all, did y'all change
it since before?
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