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[Instrumental music]

Hey baby girl. Just in time
to help us with these groceries.

How was school today?

It was fine. We didn't really do
anything except take a practice
test for our S.A.T.'s.

- Oh wow. It's that
time again?
- Mm-hmm.

I remember mine like
it was yesterday.

You know I had the
highest score in my class.

I remember mine, too.

Once I realized it didn't count
towards my final grade, I just
breezed right through it.

So, Dad, did you get
high test scores, too?

Not exactly.

Once my momma saw my
scores she threatened
me with that belt and I

breezed right back down to
school to take them tests again.

And after that, you breezed
to the mailbox to pick up

that rejection letter from
community college.

Well I didn't need a
degree to win the lottery.

Oh, I like that option.

Okay, yeah. But we're not
gonna bank on your hitting
the lottery, honey.

You're gonna have to study.

Oh, I know, Mom.

That's why I wanted to ask
to see if it was okay if I

could have a friend come over
and help me study this week.

Oh, I like that idea.

As long as it's a real
friend and not some boy

up in my house actin' like
he need to study.

I remember them
little dumb jocks.

I remember them, too, Tony.

You were one of 'em.

No, you remember
Cornell, don't you?

He's the smartest
person in my school.

He raised the average
for the entire state.

I'm the one that
can use his help.

I remember him.

Uh, the, the nice young
man had a little crush on you?

Yeah. He's harmless.

Yeah, I really do
like that idea.

And you know um,
I can help, too.

Oh Mom, you don't have to...

Oh no, don't. No.
I insist, actually.

You know, we'll have
a really good time.

We'll make some snacks. We're
going to ace this test girl.

Okay. Well while y'all are
working on the S.A.T.,

D.A.D. will be downstairs
taking an N.A.P.

Okay, well B.Y.E.

* Woke up and my wife said to me

* The bill collectors
won't let me be

* Kids keep talking back to me.

* Family Time

* Family Time, Family Time,
Family Time

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[Mumbling]

That is NOT a foul!

Donnie, what the hell?

That's what I'm talking about.

Did you see that?

Man, what are
you doing in my house?

Man, go back to sleep, man!

I'm watching the game.

Hey, Lisa!

Bring me a beer!

You, you want one?

Man, you're about to
get your ass whooped.

Worse than these Clippers?

Now what do you want?

And uh, my neighbor signed ford
it but I want you to open it.

Why do you want me to open it?

Because if it's something I
don't want I could say I never
got it. Like a Jury Duty Notice.

Give it to me.

What the hell is all that for?

Fingerprints.

Give me this damn thing.

[Sighs] All right.

This letter is to certify
that Donald Dutch McDonald...

Yeah, never mind. I'm
gonna leave alone.

Uh, Donald Dutch McDonald is
being the last living family

member listed on the last
will and testament
of Renaldo Jackson,

is sole to heir to the estate.

My man, I'm sorry. It
looks like somebody in
your family passed on.

Oh, that's my old
step-grandfather.

Yeah, my grandmother married
this old hustler dude and I
barely remember him.

Well, he remembers you.

He left you a grip.

What's a grip? Five
hundred dollars?

No, five hundred thousand.

What? Let me
See that, man!

Oh! Snap, I'm rich!

Now wait, wait, there's
still some steps involved.

See, you still have to
meet with a state attorney to

make it official but yeah, it
looks like you're good, man.

And, sorry for your loss.

What loss, man? I just came
up on five hundred thousand!

Plus becoming instantly
rich has a way of making
all your sadness go away.

[Chuckling] Don't worry,
Ton'. I won't forget about

all the little people that
have helped me on my way up.

Which way up? You
started from the bottom
and then caught a break.

I know, I always wanted
to be just like you.

Look out world! Donnie
Dutch McDonald has made it!

[Laughing]

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I cannot believe that boy
came up on five hundred
thousand dollars.

His grandfather just died, Tony.

He ain't really know him.

It was his step-granddaddy.
Okay, look. I'm just
concerned about him.

Why? It's not your money.

Yeah, but I don't think Donnie's
the type of brother that can
handle all that type of cash.

I'm just saying.

Do I detect a smidgeon of hate?

Smidge?

No, I would just hate to
see him blow all that money.

Hey, hey, hey! Those snacks
are for the kids, Tony.

Oh please. Them kids don't kick
in. I should kick 'em out.

Shut up! I just want to
make sure that they have the
perfect study environment.

Seriously. The slightest
thing that's off could
really be a distraction.

Mm hm.

I know what this is.

Boy's momma must be
dropping him off.

Yeah.

She sure is.

And Cornell is the smartest
boy in the class. I want
to make sure his mother

knows we are just as serious
about Ebony's education.

Well, I know that boy has
a crush on her, so it's up to

you to keep eyes on them so I
ain't gotta put hands on him.

Oh, Tony.

[Knocking]

Okay.

- Hello!
- Hi!

Come on in.

Thank you.

I'm Taniesha, Cornell's Mom.
It's a pleasure to meet you.

Good to meet you, too.

I'm Lisa, I'm Ebony's Mom,
and this is Tony, my husband.

- Hi.
- How you doin'?

You guys have a beautiful home.

Thank you so much.

Make yourself at home.

I'll go grab Ebony.

- Great.
- Please do.

I can't wait to meet
the world-famous Ebony.

Yeah. You know, I'm really just
happy that they get to study

together, being that they are
both at the top of their class.

Should make for some
really good test scores.

Yeah. I'm sure it well.
Cornell loves taking tests.

I sure do.

And now I get to share that
experience with Ebony.

Oh!

You know, I have to admit I got
the highest S.A.T. scores,

myself, so I'm hoping some of
that rubbed off on my daughter.

Hey Cornell.

Hi, I'm Ebony.

Hi! You can call
me Miss Taniesha.

You were right. She's
a good looker, Corn.

[All] Corn?

Mom, please refer
to me as Nellie!

Okay.

I'm gonna let you
guys get to work. I'll be
downstairs if you need me.

It was nice to
meet you, Taniesha.

Nice meeting you, too.

Mm hm. All right. See
you later, Corn Pops.

Uh, you know we could actually
go ahead and get started.

I found a couple of my old
S.A.T. books so we could
do a little trivia later.

Ebony. Cornell, you
sit right there.

Wow, it looks like you
guys got it all together.

I'll just let y'all get
started, and Cornell call

me. I'll be back to get
you when you're ready.

Okay, Mom. See you later.

Oh, no Instaface
while you're studying.

Okay, Mom.

Take a puff of your
inhaler if you do trivia.

You know how that
gets you excited.

Okay, Mom.

And no peanuts in
any of your snacks.

I don't want your face to swell
up like Will Smith in Hitch.

Mom!

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Can I help you?

What the? What?

[Giggling] Girl!

Donnie, what the hell is
going on and why are you
dressed like CeeLo Green?

Donald has requested
that all people call him
simply Donald from now on.

No, I think I'll just continue
to call him Simple Ass Donnie.

Listen, Chubby Barkley, I was
in the neighborhood, okay.

And outside of that, I
just wanted to pop by your

little shop, see what you
got going in here, man.

Okay? And as for the
clothes... [Chuckling]

when you look
good and you feel good,
you become successful.

And that's when you start
to dress the part, okay?

It's all a part
of the new Donald.

Brother, I think you
need to slow down.

Have you even gotten
your first check yet?

Oh, don't worry
about my money, Tony.

Okay? I signed the paperwork
and everything is official.

Okay? They even gave me the
keys to my step-grandpapa's
bank account.

Okay, well there's usually
a couple more steps involved
in something like this.

Oh yeah. They said something
about taxes and estate costs,

but I don't know
what none of that is,
so it can't be that much.

Besides, all I did
was buy this new suit.

Alright, well I
guess it can't be that bad.
I just know how you can get.

What, me?

Come on, Ton'. All I want
to do is do something
nice for my friends.

Which brings me
to my next point.

I kinda want to invest in
your little business, man.

Try to help you grow, expand.

[Laughing]

I thought I saw a roach.
Sorry about that, brother.

Well thank you, Donnie,
but uh, my business is
doing great actually.

Hey man, it could be
doing greater. Okay?

And with my help, I see
Stallworth Constructions on

every single corner in the
'hood, like liquor stores. Okay?

As a matter of fact, how
about you let me take you

and your little family
to dinner tonight, man?

Huh? Does that sound good?
Feed your family for ya? Huh?

- Actually-
- And then! I'll take
care of all of it.

It's all my treat. Sound good?

- On you?
- On me.

Okay. All right. Well that
don't sound bad, man. Where,
where you gonna take us to?

Chenihana's, Ruth's?

Oh, no, you're not
ready for that, man.

I was thinking of
taking you to Lisa's.

Where is that at?

On 9321 Escalon Street.

That's my house.

I know. I love the food there
better than all of those places.

Tell you what, little man.

I'll buy the groceries.

You get your little wife
to cook it for us.
Sound good?

Donnie, how is that us
treating us to dinner?

You know what? You, you
know, fine. I'll take it.

All right.

Ladies, let's be out.

We got a pedicure appointment
we don't want to be late for.

I'll finally get to see
what it's like to have
rich people feet.

Take care of yourself, Brother.

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- Lisa.
- Oh! Get your hand
out of my pocket!

What are you doing?

Don't do that!

You scared me.

Did I just catch you
being weird again?

No, I was just making sure
they didn't need anything.

Mm hm. That's not
the weird part.

You're standing in the doorway
looking like Malcolm X.

Shh!

I think I just heard
Ebony take her last sip.

She needs some water.

Woman, would you
knock it off, now?

I'm sure if they are
thirsty they know how to get
their own water, all right?

You can't just hover over 'em
all day trying to anticipate
what they may want.

You're right. You're right.

Uh oh! Uh oh!

Cornell just broke his pencil.

Will you just knock it off?

- What?
- You are being ridiculous.

Oh, wait a minute.
I think I just heard
Ebony's stomach growl.

I thought I heard
that too, Tony!

[Laughing] Baby, I'm kidding.

Good grief. let them
breathe, please.

I came in here to talk
to you about something.

What?

Donnie wants to
treat us to dinner.

Oh! I love it. Anytime I don't
have to cook is good with me.

What? Where we
going? Chenihana's?

That's the thing. Um, I
made a deal with him.

He buy, you fry.

Oh no. Nope. Out
of the question.

Come on, baby. He likes
your cooking better than
any other place in the city.

Really?

Well you know I,
I do what I can.

Okay, it's fine.

All right.

His assistant already
dropped off the groceries.

Assistant?

I told you that boy didn't
know how to handle money.

He went around spending
money like Floyd Mayweather.

I hope this doesn't
go to his head.

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[Instrumental Music]

Last month, Nick [inaudible]
slapped the hair off somebody.

[Laughing]

Good afternoon gentlemen
and peasants.

What a fine day for
some barbershop banter.

And quite possibly a shape up.

Donnie, what the hell are you
talking about? And why you
talking like Robin Leech?

Yeah, what is this, Lifestyles
of the Rich and Brainless?

[Laughing]

Donald has requested
that all people call him
simply Donald from now on.

Donald?

Uh-uh. His Momma
named him Donnie, I'ma
call him Donnie.

Man, what the hell you got on?

Jacket look like my
Grandmama old couch.

[Laughing]

All you need is the
see-through plastic over it.

Please remove his name from
the charitable gifts list.

Oh, here we go.

Oh, okay, so look.
You rich now?

You gotta a, a
funky fresh jacket.

A beautiful assistant,
you know.

And uh, security.

Uh, Top Flight
security, brother.

Don't forget the Top Flight.

Okay, okay. I see what
you're doing. Okay.

So, uh, I don't know if
you noticed or not, but uh,

this shape up gonna hit you
for about three hundred!

[Chuckling] Oh, it's only money.

[Laughing]

Only money?

Ain't this the same brother
that tried to get free haircuts
in exchange for illegal cable?

Yeah, that's him.

[Laughing]

Oh, that's him.
Listen. Tony,

I have been metamorphosized by
my newfound success, okay?

I plan on donating to
my community after I
get off my book tour.

Book tour? Negro, what
are you talking about?

It's called, "The Come
Up: A Life Long Quest
to Overnight Success".

You can find it in
bookstores everywhere,
especially Bamazon.

Donnie, you haven't even
gotten your inheritance yet.

Um, how are you
financing all this?

Well not that it's any of
your business, because you're
broke, but other than that,

I have, you know, made
some decisions in my life.

I fixed my credit and
now I have A1 credit.

Donnie, I'm telling you,
you need to slow down, man.

You're gonna be just as broke
as you were last week again.

Look, I said Donald
has requested...

Okay, listen here Megan
Hood. I'm not doing that.

Donald... or, or Larry,
whatever he call himself now.

Let's call him by his real name.

Dummy.

[Laughing]

[Chuckling] Go on, guys.
I can laugh at me as well.

I can jest with the
commoners. It's me, Donald.

Listen, gonna do
you guys a solid.

Gonna pay for everybody's
haircut. How's that sound, huh?

Sound good?

Ladies, please make
it precipitate.

Okay.

Door, please.

See you fellas around.

All right.

Hey!

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Okay, this one is a word
problem I got online.

Listen up.

Now Johnny has a store that
averages 80 customers per

hour and the average customer
spends eleven dollars.

How much would he net at the
end of a twelve-hour day?

Is this a section that we
can use a calculator on?

Nope. You gotta work this
one out in your head.

It's simple.

Eight thousand eight hundred!

Oh! Yeah! That's right,
Cornell! Good job.

Uh, do you think we could
work on trigonometrically
based questions?

Oh, I don't think we've
reviewed that section yet,
but yes, we will.

Yeah, Mom. That's the section
that I've been struggling with.

Well, maybe my Mom could help
us. She showed me how to do

them when we worked on them
earlier in the school year.

Your Mom knows trigonomics?

Uh, actually I think
you're referring to
trigonometric functions.

But, yes.

Okay, so then we can
ask her if she can help
us with that section.

I can help!

Oh, no. It's okay,
Mom. His Mom's smart.

Mm hm.

What's that supposed to mean?

I was just saying that if you...

[Knocking]
Oh...

That's probably my Mom.

You know what, we will have a
conversation about this later.

Young lady.

- Hey, Taniesha.
Come on in.
- Thanks.

How's the studying going?

You know, if y'all need
me, I can take off time
at the Waffle Hut.

Oh girl, no. We got it!

We actually need some
help with the math.

Of course.

Just a little warning.
Some of these questions
are hard as hell.

Some of them
impossible, honestly.

You know what they say, if you
don't use it, you lose it.

Well, actually it's
like riding bike.

Oh yeah. You know, that's,
that's kind of what I meant.

You know, math, pedaling.
Bikes. Equations.

Kinda all the same
thing. It's all relative.

Okay, so I was thinking
maybe you and Cornell could

stay for dinner tomorrow
night after we study?

Well, thank you. I think
we can make that happen.

Any time I don't have
to cook, I'm all in!

Okay, well that's perfect.
We'll see you then.

Bye Corn Cob.

Finally, we're on
nickname basis. See ya
tomorrow, Ebony Eyes.

Oh boy.

(whispering) Bye.

So, I'm not smart, huh?

I was just...

That's how you
feel? I never knew.

Tony, did you hear
anything I just said?

Your daughter basically
called me dumb.

Hey can we talk about this
later please? And can you stop
pacing in front of the T.V.?

I'm trying to binge watch
the Hood Housewives
of Watts.

Well, if I can't vent
to my husband, Tony,
who can I vent to? Really?

You know what?
Never mind. I'll just go
talk to one of my sisters.

No, no, no, no, no!

No, no. Don't get them
over here, please.

I'm all ears. Come here.
Sit down. Sit down.

Now. Did she
say you were dumb?

She insinuated it!

Okay, okay how so?

She said Cornell's mom
was smarter than me.

Maybe she is.

I'm just saying.

Maybe she's got like a
Masters or something.

Look, I admit there's a lot
of people smarter than me.

This isn't about you, Tony.

It's about me.

And your ego.

What was that?

And Ebony.

It's about you and Ebony.

Mm. I thought that's
what you said.

Mm hm.

Oh, and just a heads-up,
since I'm cooking tonight, I

invited Cornell and his mother
over for dinner tonight.

Okay, so that's five of us, plus
two more. How many is that?

Seven.

See baby, you're smart!
And I'm good-looking.
We make a good team.

Right there with you.

Okay.

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I would like to propose a toast.

To a great meal.
Kudos to my cook for

preparing the groceries
that I bought. [Chuckling]

To new friends, old
friends and to family.

And I'd like to simply say that
if anybody should have any

monetary needs, please don't
hesitate to let my people know.

Cheers!

Well...

Uh, uh, uh, uh.
Sorry about that.

Uh, one last announcement.

Okay, my lady friend
and I would like to invite

you to a yachting excursion
this weekend in the marina.

Lady friend?

I thought she was
your assistant.

She's been promoted.

Cheers!

Okay, that's, that's
great. We're all very
happy for you, Donnie.

- But we're here-
- Donald has requested-

Oh baby, you, you ain't gotta do
that no more. You been promoted.

Like I was saying, I just
wanted to wish Ebony and

Cornell good luck on their
S.A.T.'s this weekend.

We worked so hard
getting them to a place
of guaranteed success.

Yes, and I'd also like to add
I'm very proud of my son.

Who has been encouraging
and supportive as we've
made this journey together.

I don't quite understand.

Well, the truth is, I dropped
out of high school.

I had Cornell at
a very early age.

I had to work two jobs
just to support us.

I mean, he could have
went down the wrong path.

But instead, he chose book
smarts instead of street smarts.

Mm.

Good job, Cornflake.

He's my motivation for
me going back to get
my high school diploma.

As a matter of fact, I'm proud
to say that Cornell and I will

be getting our diploma
at the same time.

Okay, okay. So that explains why
you're so good at trigonometry.

Not to mention, I'm smart.

Hey well, well I will
toast to that.

Yes.

Alright? Cheers!

Cheers!

All right, all right!

Can we eat now, please?

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Lisa, he already knows!
The girl look just like me!

What you want man, come here
looking like a baked potato?

Enough with the jokes, Ton'.

All right?

I got another one of those
certified letters. You
already know the drill.

I need you to open it.

Man why don't you have one of
your little assistants open it?

I had to let 'em go!

Why?

All they wanted me
for was my money.

They worked for you.

Who cares about those details?

Look man, I just need
you to open this and
maybe I doubled down.

Maybe I got another
relative who died.

I never liked my great
Aunt Tootsie in Atlanta.

Uh, let's see here.

Oh.

Oh, damn. You might want
to sit down for this one.

Is it that much money?

Yeah.

Looks like the estate
you inherited has a debt of

four hundred and ninety-five
thousand dollars.

What the hell does that mean?

That means you inherited the
debt of half a million bucks.

Well, four hundred and
ninety-five thousand,
to be exact.

Well, since you holding
it, you inherited it.

I didn't open a thing, brother.

It's not a jury summons, man.

The courts are going to garnish
it before you even see it.

Good news is, you get
to keep the change.

Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on.

Let's see, five hundred thousand
divided by six, if you carry the

That leaves me with five
ththousand dollars, man!ave
a chart for the thing.

Yeah.

DamI tried to tell than
you to chill, man.s!

Those are clean suits
though, brother.

What uh, what the
hell are you doing?

So, I can return all
these damn suits..

[Laughing]

What the... hey!

What you doin'
with a picture of Lisa?

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