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[MUSIC]
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Um, hey. Whatcha doin'?
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Well the internet connection
down here is terrible. But,
not anymore.
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I'm adding a wireless routing
system for the whole house.
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Tony, you already spend
enough time down here.
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We add good internet,
we'll never see you.
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Oh we can always Skype.
Or have virtual reality sex.
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Them sites stopped taking my
credit card a long time ago
anyway.
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Tony, why don't you
hire a professional?
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Because I know what I'm doing.
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- Hmm.
- What you got goin' on?
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Oh, nada mucho.
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You want some nachos? What?
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I said "not much", and you
would know that if you
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took un poquito español.
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Alright, I'm tired of this
Spanish inquisition.
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What you talkin'
Spanglish for anyway?
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I don't know, I was thinking
maybe it would be cool if we
took a Spanish class together.
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[SCOFFS] Girl, I ain't got time
to be learnin' another language.
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I's still tryin' to
learn the English.
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You are no fun.
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Don't you need to learn Spanish
anyway? You're in construction.
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I know "vamanos" and "dinero".
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But "dinero" is universal. Money
talks, so I don't have to.
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Well I actually saw
an infomercial that
said I could make
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a lot of money
being a translator.
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Oh, that's good for you.
I already have a job.
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Well, don't you think
it'd be romantic if we
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go salsa dancing?
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Girl you know I'm not
big on dancing. But I do
love salsa and chips.
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Why don't you practice
your Spanish and go
make us some enchiladas.
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You know what? I don't even know
why I try with you Tony. Adios!
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Hey, watch your mouth.
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While you're up there,
grab me one of them cervezas.
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Ándale, ándale, arriba, arriba!
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* Woke up and my
wife said to me *
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* The bill collectors
won't let me be *
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* The kids keep
talkin' back to me *
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* Family Time, Family Time
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[MUSIC]
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Lisa, why have you got
this big-ass jacuzzi
you don't ever use it?
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Shut up, we do use it.
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Ooh yes. Right there,
that's the one.
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Ooh, muy caliente, Lisa.
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What y'all lookin' at?
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Ah, looking for a Spanish tutor.
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For what?
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I'm just trying
to better myself.
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Did you know Paul Robeson spoke
over twenty different languages?
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That was before
translation apps.
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You know what? You always
have a way of belittling
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- everything I do.
- Yeah, Rachel.
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¿Por qué no intentas a
apoyo a tu hermana?
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What did you just say?
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I think I just said
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why aren't you
supportive of your sister?
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When did you learn
to speak Spanish?
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Well, you remember Rafael?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I picked him up,
I picked it up.
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Hmm. That's better than
some of the stuff you picked
up from them other men.
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You know, I actually
remember Rafael.
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What happened to him though?
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- It didn't work out.
- Mm.
- Oh.
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- You guys have problems?
- No, we were cool.
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He had problems with the
American Government.
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- Oh, citizenship.
- Jaywalking.
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I don't know. It's over,
I'm thankful it's over.
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And I've moved on.
Found myself a good man.
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Ooh. Now who is
this mystery man?
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Well, his name is Trevor.
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He is a lawyer. A very
successful lawyer.
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And that's all you
need to know right now.
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- See here we go
with the secrets.
- It's no secret!
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Okay so then when can
we meet this Trevor?
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Never. I'm just playin'.
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Okay, just give it time. It's
kind of difficult for us because
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you know, he's always
away on business.
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Oh, translation: he's married.
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No he's not! I mean [SCOFFS]
I'm just say- I don't thi-
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He's an international
businessman, and
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and he stays busy with
international business cases.
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You guys keep a secret?
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No. But tell us anyway.
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He asked me to send him
some risqué pictures.
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- Ooh!
- Don't do it.
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Well, why not?
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Yeah why not? My phone is full
of risqué pictures. Let her live
on the edge a little bit.
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Well, I took this one int he
mirror. What do you think?
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That's cool, that's cool.
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Lori, where is your top?!
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It's a risqué picture,
what I'ma do with a top?
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[LISA] No!
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You call that risqué?
Let me show you what
I send to my girls.
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You see that right there?
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Gah oh Molly!
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Oh, y'all are some freaks!
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Really, Lori-
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[RACHEL] They're gonna change
them diapers, who did you
talkin' about?
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Lori don't do it. Seriously, you
remember what happened to me on
Funstagram?
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Yeah, maybe I shouldn't do it.
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Okay, I'll just, what,
stay old-school
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and make him wait 'til he
gets back in town to see it.
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- Yeah.
- No! Go ahead and send the pic.
I mean, what's
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the worst that can happen?
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Mm! Alright!
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Wireless internet
is officially set up.
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Now I won't have to leave the
man cave except for the shower
and to use the bathroom.
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Nyah!
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Man, you don't need
to take no shower.
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And we gotta use the bathroom,
just put one of those empty
water bottles to good use.
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Called recycling, Ton'.
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Boy you really were
raised in a cave, huh?
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Alright, let me make sure
the signal is strong enough.
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Alrighty... yeah!
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Cool, I'm connected.
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[PHONE DINGS] Hey-whoa!
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Oh! Man, look at this!
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Oh, man that's Lori!
And are those her...
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[PHONE BEEPS]
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- Hey that's Rachel!
- Yeah, and that's her...
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Oh, oh...
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Hey, Ton', look man, I don't
know what the hell you doin'
with pictures
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of Lori and Rachel
on your phone...
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I know you a freak and
everything, but pictures of
your wife's sisters?
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That's cutting it a little too
close, don't you think?
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Well, on second thought,
you the man!
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I don't know what
the hell's going on.
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Maybe it was like a pocket dial.
Or a pocket text.
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From both of them back to back?
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Wait a minute, I
know what this is!
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- Yeah man, this is a
set-up from Lisa!
- What?
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Yeah man, it's a set up
from Lisa. She's tryin' to
see what you'll do!
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By sending me naked
pictures of her sisters?
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Ah come on Ton', that's
just photoshop, man!
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Those are clearly Photoshopped
images of they face on Lisa's
body.
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- This is not Lisa's body.
- How you know?
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I think I know my
own wife's body.
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Well man, well send me the
pictures of your wife's body, so
I can verify
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for myself, man.
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How about I verify your body
at the coroner's office?
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No man, oh! Damn it,
you know what?
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This can only be one thing.
They into me.
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[LAUGHS] What do you
mean they into you?
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Lisa's sisters hate you, man.
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
But now it's starting to
become very clear.
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Remember that time I said I
walked in on Rachel changing
and she didn't even trip?
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Yeah, but how much
did you see though?
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Well, whatever I didn't see
she showed me in this photo.
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Nah, nah, nah. Her sister's
a lesbian, so that don't
really count.
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I don't know man, she dated
men before. Maybe she's on
the fence.
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You know how you sound man?
You sound like me!
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What do you think Lisa gonna
say when she find out?
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Man, she's gonna go ballistic.
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Where you goin'?
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I'm gonna go test the
waters man, see, you know,
see what's going on.
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- You comin'?
- Hell yeah I'm coming.
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Hey, lemme see the
picture of Rachel again.
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Just Rachel man!
Don't be stingy, gimme
your phone like that.
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Oh, hey babe. I found a Spanish
tutor online, I'ma call him up.
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- That's great babe.
- Yeah, what phone?
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Shh, shh, shh! They outside!
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Javier? Uh-oh, good.
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You still there? I'm sorry,
receptions bad up here.
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Thought I lost ya.
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Oh, in Español?
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Oh, well, I don't know Español,
that's why I'm calling you
Javier.
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Oh, you know? I do know sí.
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And gracias. And amigo!
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Sure. Yeah, we could
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we could be amigos. I
mean I was thinkin' tutor and
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student, but yeah,
amigos is cool, why not?
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- Did you do it?
- Yes! I sent it!
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Ooh! Good for you girl!
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He is gonna go crazy
when he sees it!
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I love the Spanish language. I
think it sounds so beautiful.
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And I- the whole Latin culture,
honestly. I want to be more
worldly.
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It's time. More
cultured, if you will.
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Mm-hmm. Oh yeah, I'm married.
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But y husband thinks I should
broaden my horizons, so...
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Yeah, we don't keep any secrets.
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Oh I'm wide open.
Wide open. Schedule is
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good so, whenever you're...
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good and have some
free time, I'm, I'm...
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Uh... Friday night
at your place?
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Uh, no. No, no, no, no Javier.
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That's no, that I don't
think-that, that time
won't work for me.
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Okay now seriously Rachel,
do not tell Lisa. You know
she's a prude.
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Of course not. She
wouldn't understand.
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She's about as erotic
as Mother Teresa.
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Tomorrow? At 2 AM?
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You have some tequila? No...
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No, no. That is, that's just
way past my bedtime
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Javier, come on. [SIGHS]
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Uh, you know what? Hey,
hey, hey listen. Why don't
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we meet at my place next week,
during the daytime?
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When it's just nice and bright
outside, and the sun is shining?
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Okay. Okay that,
that works? Great.
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Thank you Javier!
See you soon. Bye-bye.
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* I'm gonna learn
some Spanish. *
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[MUSIC]
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Hi! You must be Javier.
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Ah-ah-ah! Hola. Mi llamo Javier.
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Oh, okay, so we're gonna
start already? Oh, um...
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Mi llamo Lisa. Bien burrito.
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Bean burrito? No thanks,
I'm not hungry.
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Oh no, no! I meant welcome. I
was trying to say welcome.
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Ah! Bienvenido.
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Oh, alright yes! Bienvenido.
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Okay, come on in!
Welcome, thank you.
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Uh, you can have a seat
on the couch, right here.
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[SIGHS]
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So Mrs. Stallworth,
why have you decided to
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learn the beautiful
language of español?
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Well you know, I'm not currently
working, and I just thought
being a translator might
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be a good career opportunity.
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Ah estás en lo correcto. Spanish
is the second most spoken
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- language int h world.
- Really? What's the first?
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Ji yuyan wei putonghua.
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- Huh?
- Mandarin is the first.
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- I speak seven languages.
- Oh wow. Which ones?
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Uh, English, Spanish,
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uh, Mandarin, Italian,
German and Portuguese.
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Oh, oh well
that-that's only six.
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I also speak the language of
love. And if you stay course...
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you can get there in no time.
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Well I gather you're
talking about French?
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Of... course! Mrs.
Stallworth, let's begin.
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From this point on, you will
be completely immersed
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in Spanish.
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And you will learn the
language within 30 days.
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Oh, or mi dinero back?
232
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:20,047
No. You will pay
for 30 more days.
233
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,782
But let's begin!
Repeat after me:
234
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:25,485
- Uno, dos, tres...
- Uno, dos, tres...
235
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:30,290
- Cuatro, cinco...
- Cuatro, cinco...
236
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,793
- Tony.
- Mm-hmm...
237
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,928
- Tony!
- Huh? What? What's going on?
238
00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:37,931
- Hey Tony.
- Wha- what the hell are y'all
two doin' down here?
239
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,132
Brother-in-law,
we need to talk.
240
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,801
You damn right
we need to talk.
241
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,003
- What's going on?
- We know you got those
pictures.
242
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,272
Yes I did. And y'all need
to be more careful
243
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,107
with sensitive
materials like that.
244
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,443
We don't need to be careful.
It was no accident.
245
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:54,547
- Huh?
- Oh come on Tony,
we're all adults here.
246
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,616
Let's keep it real.
247
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:59,119
Did you like the pictures?
248
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,788
- Or not?
- Huh?
249
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:05,525
Rachel asked you... if
you liked the pictures.
250
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,659
Or not.
251
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,395
What the hell [STAMMERING]
what is wrong with y'all?
252
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:11,198
If Lisa knew we was havin' this
conversation, she'd kill all
of us!
253
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,334
- So then we're all
in agreement?
- Yes.
254
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,070
Lisa can never find
out about this.
255
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:20,607
- Never.
- It'll be our... little...
256
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,042
- secret.
- Secret?
257
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,044
What the- if you don't get
your hands- oh-ah, hey!
258
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,047
[YELLING] No! No, no!
259
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,182
No! No! No!
260
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,819
[PANTING] What the hell?
261
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,520
Tony baby, you okay?
262
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:36,089
Yeah, I-I just had
a awful nightmare.
263
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:39,759
- Wanna talk about it?
- No, no! Absolutely not.
264
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:48,701
I love you.
265
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:52,339
[MUSIC]
266
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:04,051
Uh, you know, I need to talk
to you about something Lori.
267
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,085
Yeah?
268
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,821
Okay remember that
Spanish tutor I got, Javier?
269
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:11,191
- Yeah.
- I'm not sure, but I
think he made a
270
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:14,361
- pass at me!
- Yeah! Ooh, what he say?
271
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,930
It's not about what he
said, okay? It's just
272
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:21,201
how he says it. You know, he's
always lookin' into my eyes, and
273
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:25,105
we're learnin' about the
language of love, and all we
talk about is anatomy.
274
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,539
- Anatomy?
- Yeah.
275
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,309
I guess the obvious
question is...
276
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,544
Can I have his number?
277
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,780
Okay. Does he have any money?
278
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,649
- Does it matter?
- Yeah honey, that matters!
279
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:40,087
If he has some money, he
can sweep you off to some
280
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,090
foreign exotic locale.
I can meet you there
281
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:46,259
and casually steal him away.
Then you can come back home
282
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,528
to your boring, hum-drum,
dumb hubby.
283
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:51,231
You know what? I knew I
asked the wrong sister.
284
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,832
- Everybody's happy!
- Come on, come on Lori.
285
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,434
- Hey brother-in-law!
- Hey!
286
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:57,437
- Where you goin'?
- Ah, man what's ah- girl, I
didn't even know you was here.
287
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,239
Is it okay that I'm here?
288
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:02,876
Yeah, you can be here. I-I don't
care. If you here or you ain't
here, I'm not [SCOFFS].
289
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:03,776
Whatever.
290
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,913
- You okay Tony?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm okay.
291
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,381
Because I'm completely neutral
and nothing has changed.
292
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,918
You sure you didn't fall off the
roof and hit your head again?
293
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,820
Um, yeah, that's
exactly what it is.
294
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,522
[LAUGHING]
295
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,359
- Lisa.
- Hmm?
296
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,794
I'm a little disappointed
297
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:24,898
that my man has not
replied or responded
298
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,700
DM'ed, nothin' about
that picture that I sent.
299
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,802
- Not goin' down to the DM?
- No.
300
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,305
[GROANS] And I'm sad about it.
301
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,774
Maybe he's playing hard to get?
302
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,377
I don't know. I can't believe
you sent that pic, by the way
303
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,212
- to this mystery man.
- [LAUGHING]
304
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:42,315
I sure did send that pic,
by the way.
305
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:45,018
you know what? Let me ask
a mans opinion. Tony?
306
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,220
- Wuh?
- What do you think about
307
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,856
this guy Lori's talkin' to,
he hasn't responded to her.
308
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,859
- Wh-what you askin' me for?
- Because you're a man.
309
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,929
Oh well, I don't even
know who she sent it to.
310
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:59,632
- I don't know him either.
- Wuh-wha-wh- I don't even know
what kind of picture it was.
311
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,801
[LAUGHING]
312
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,904
Yes you do!
[LAUGHING]
313
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,374
You know what kind
of picture it was.
314
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,377
The only kind of picture
worth discussing.
315
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,146
So what do you think?
Is he playing hard to get?
316
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,847
Or he's flattered
317
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,217
wants to burn his eyes out
and he's just not interested.
318
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,452
Burn his eyes out?
319
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:23,356
What are you talkin' about? Have
you taken a look at all of this
lately?
320
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:26,593
I lost some weight! What do
you mean, burn his eyes out?
321
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,895
- What, do you think he's gay or
something?
- Oh he ain't gay.
322
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,732
- Well how do you know, Tony?
- Uh... gaydar?
323
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:37,070
Well.. if... he's not interested
324
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:40,873
that doesn't make nay sense,
because he hasn't called me.
325
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:44,644
And, I mean, no news is
good news, right sis?
326
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,814
I mean, if he wasn't interested
327
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:51,851
he'da called me by now and
told me to stop stalking him.
328
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,854
Okay but i-if he did that, then
you'd just forget all about him?
329
00:15:54,887 --> 00:16:00,627
No. See, that would probably
make me pursue him even harder.
330
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,430
See there's one thing you don't
know about me little brother.
331
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:07,300
- Hmm?
- I always get my man.
332
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:10,303
Hmm!
333
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:14,007
[MUSIC]
334
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,249
[BOTH LAUGHING]
335
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,752
Okay Lisa, I think you have done
very well on your first lesson.
336
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,687
But before we move onto the next
337
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,990
why don't we review what you
have already learned? Anatomy.
338
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,692
- Are you ready?
- I guess.
339
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,128
- Ah, ah, ah!
- Oh, uh, sí.
340
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:38,131
And speaking of "see",
let's begin.
341
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,899
- Ojos.
- Uh-huh.
342
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:43,936
- Noriz.
- Ah-ha.
343
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:47,140
- Mabios.
- Laaaabios.
344
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:50,110
- La-
- And here's a new one.
345
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:54,681
- Lengua.
- Lengua.
346
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,684
Sí. Let's continue.
347
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:01,888
- Mano? Brazo?
- Sí
348
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:05,558
- Mi pechos?!
- No, no, no, no! Wh-wh-what
is underneath
349
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,428
- the pechos?
- Oh, oh... my heart?
350
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:11,398
Correcto. Corazon.
351
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,066
Say it with me.
352
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:16,103
[BOTH] Corazon.
353
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:24,644
Mi corozon esta para ti.
354
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,045
What does that mean?
355
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,515
My heart is for you.
356
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,218
I don't usually do this
when I tutor my students
357
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:34,487
but when I meet a woman
that exudes such sensuality
358
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,123
I just can't help myself.
359
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:39,426
[NERVOUSLY SPEAKING SPANISH]
360
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:42,695
[GASPING] What the hell?
361
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,732
- You alright?
- Oh, I just had an awful...
362
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,200
awful nightmare.
363
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:51,238
- You wanna talk about it?
- No! No, no, absolutely not.
364
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,241
It didn't involve
your sisters, did it?
365
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:57,277
Never mind.
366
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,914
[MUSIC]
367
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,489
Okay Lisa, do tell, how are the
368
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,924
Español lessons coming along?
369
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,993
Oh... no bueno.
370
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,328
What do you mean?
371
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,564
Thinking about firing
my instructor.
372
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,667
Pero por qué? You were
so gung-ho about learning
a new language
373
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,069
and the whole tutoring thing.
374
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:26,473
- What's the deal?
- I don't know, I kind of think
he made a pass at me.
375
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:29,409
And not to mention,
I kinda sorta, maybe
376
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,611
probably definitely had
a dream about him.
377
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,246
Ooh you little hussy!
378
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,547
- What?
- Do tell!
379
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:37,550
I didn't like it, it just...
happened.
380
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,719
Oh. Well did IT happen?
381
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:43,156
No, it did not happen, okay?
Because I woke up
382
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,424
and that's that.
383
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,360
Yeah well you didn't tell Tony
anything about that, did you?
384
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:50,997
Um, are you kidding me?
No. Tony would blow his top.
385
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,899
Tony would blow his
top about what, Lisa?
386
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,168
Uh.. Tony! I didn't even
know you were home.
387
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:58,471
Hmm, hmm. Well surprise! There
seems to be a lot of secrets
388
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,308
floating around here. Lisa,
I gotta tell you something,
389
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,509
You gotta tell me something?
390
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:05,312
Mm-hmm. Or maybe I should
let Lori and Rachel tell you.
391
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,446
Who wants to go first?
392
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,647
The hell are you talking about?
393
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,849
You know good damn well
what I'm talking about!
394
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,352
Lori, you want to start?
395
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:17,224
Alright, fine! My mystery
guy may be married.
396
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,259
- What's the deal with Tony?
- What's going on Tony?
397
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,994
Oh-bu-Lisa, I didn't want to
be the one to tell you this
398
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,030
But both your sisters
made a pass at me.
399
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:27,600
- What?
- Oh hell no, I'd rather get hit
by a passing bus.
400
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,769
Look, they was tryin' to
get some of this thunder.
401
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,872
okay Tony, that is a
pretty big accusation.
402
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,375
Well I'm not tryin' to
start no family drama
403
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,378
But it is what it is,
and I got proof.
[PHONE BEEPS]
404
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:41,381
- Bam!
- [ALL EXCLAIMING IN SHOCK]
405
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,216
Oh my goodness how
did you get that?!
406
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,552
Oh don't you play coy with me
woman, you text me that!
407
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:46,386
[HIGH PITCHED] What!?
408
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:50,557
And you! You
lesbian imposter! Hmm!
409
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,725
Oh I am so embarrassed for you.
410
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:55,628
Okay, somebody needs to
explain to me what is going on
411
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,896
seriously, like right now.
412
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,266
oh, wha-wait a minute, wait a
minute, let me see that phone.
413
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,833
'Cause even if I was
straight and you wasn't my
414
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,569
brother-in-law, I would
never send that to you.
415
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:03,970
You ain't worth the data.
416
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,872
[PHONE CLICKING]
417
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:09,175
Oh, boy, these are
airdrops, you idiot.
418
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,443
Air-what?
419
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,745
Airdrops! It's a new feature on
smartphones where you can send
420
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:16,115
pictures instantly to the cloud.
421
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,851
Tony, you did just set up
that new wireless system.
422
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,520
- Hmm!
- Well there it is.
423
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,790
Damn it! Why couldn't you
just hire a professional?
424
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,426
Why didn't they hire a
professional? Them pictures was
straight amateur hour.
425
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:29,996
Draws on in the background.
Look at this one.
426
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,799
Why couldn't you just erase the
pictures from your phone?
427
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,302
Because I needed evidence, okay?
428
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:39,205
But, now I know that accidents
happen. I will delete these
asap.
429
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,373
Carry on.
430
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:43,209
Uh, yeah, no. Thank you.
I'll delete them.
431
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,877
- Okay.
- Yeah.
432
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:45,978
Freak of the week.
433
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,981
[MUSIC]
434
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,057
Como esta?
435
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,893
Bien, y tu?
436
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,463
What's up Lisa, you uh,
studyin' Spanish by yourself?
437
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,532
Yup. Fired that tutor.
438
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,300
Figured we could
save some dinero.
439
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,968
Mm. I like the sound of that.
440
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,070
Me and Donnie are headin' to the
bar, so I'm just gonna go grab
my wallet.
441
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,505
Okay.
442
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,841
Studyin' a little Spanish, huh?
443
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,209
Well you know, I'm
known to speak a couple
Spanish words myself.
444
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:18,811
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
445
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:22,815
Uh, parite, corizon, umbake.
446
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,651
[POPS MOUTH]
447
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:27,687
That's French for "I want you."
448
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:38,365
[BOTH] What the hell?!
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