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**

Ooh!

Oh, there's
my little receptionist.

Come on over here,
so we can play boss
and secretary.

Mm, not tonight, Tony.

I'm bloated, I'm exhausted,
and I'm hungry.

Spent all day
being an actual secretary.

Good. I spent all day
being an actual boss.

We're already
deep in character.

No. Not in the mood, Tony.
I'm frustrated.

When I took this job
at the animal non-profit,

I thought I was going to be
saving gray back turtles.

I ain't even never heard
of no damn gray back turtle.

Exactly.

Trying to raise awareness,

but I mean,
they didn't assign me
anything important.

They got me sitting
behind some desk,

doing all the grunt work
nobody else wants to do.

Oh, just today,
they asked me to color co--

Tony!

Hm? Yeah? What, what, what?

- I'm listening,
I'm listening.
- God!

You were saying
something about

- color coding some turtles?
- Yeah, they wanted me

to color code all these files,
like I'm some--

- Tony!
- Hey! What, what, what? What?

I'm talking about my job.

The least you
could do is listen.

Look, it's not like
I'm the one that asked you

to get a job.

You ain't got to work,

although the second income
would help, so we can afford

things like premium cable
and your hair appointments,

food for the kids.

Yeah, it's just
I'm a little stressed

because, now that
we're both working,

everything's really
piling up around the house.

Ooh, I could call my mom
and see if she wants

to come around and help out
with the chores and stuff.

No, I wouldn't want
to be an imposition.

It won't be an imposition.
She'd love to do it.

I meant on me.

[ chuckles ]
Oh, Lisa. She's retired.
She needs something to do.

You know, it's really
not a bad idea.

I know.
That's why I'm the boss,
and you're the secretary.

Now, go ahead,
tell me a little bit more

about them
mutant ninja turtles.

* Woke up and my wife
said to me *

* The bill collectors
want their fees *

* The kids keep
talking back to me *

* Family Time

* Family Time,
Family Time *

* Family Time

**

Tony!

Man, there you are.

I have been looking
all over for you.

It's a work day.
Why didn't you check
my office first?

See, that's what you'd
expect me to do, brother.
I don't operate like that.

Or you could've called me.

Yeah. I actually dropped
my phone in the toilet,
as I was flushing it.

Yeah.
It's gone,
just like my money.

So, I was thinking,

why don't you treat, I eat.

Where we doing lunch?

I was thinking about
doing it at my desk
'cause I have work to do.

Work to do?
You working
through lunch again?

Well, maybe you need
some help around here.

I am not taking advice
from somebody who's unemployed.

I have your lunch,
Mr. Stallworth.

See?
I have all the help I need.

- There you go. Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.

Let's be real, man.
How much work is she really
doing around here anyway?

Uh, this coming from someone
who's unemployed?

[ scoffs ]
Boy, bye.

Does everybody know
my business?

Or lack thereof.

Hey, man. You know what
your problem is?

You ain't got no ambition.

That's right. I said it.
You got no ambition, Ton.

You're here.
You could be here.

I wouldn't even shoot
for here.

And I'm gonna be out here.

Mr. Stallworth,
I left something in my car.

I'll be right back, okay?

Look, man. It is not that easy
to run a successful business.

Please. Ain't trying
to hear that, man.

All you need to do
is advertise.

Yeah, man. Think about it.

You could be on a billboard
right now, man, with--

A picture of your face
with that big dumb-ass smile,

talking about,
"We's do construction!

You need a house built?"

Or even better,
bus bench ads.

Uh, I don't know about that,
Donnie. That's--

Think about it, man,
how many people take the bus

every single day?

Right, right?

And then when
they're sitting down there,

and they need construction
later, they say to themselves,

"Didn't I see a bum
relieving himself

on a picture
of some guy's face
at the bus stop?

Wasn't he in construction?"

Man, that's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.

Here's the smartest. TV ads.

Follow me, man.
TV ads, right?

You can have all the business
you could possibly want.

Okay, there's no way I can
afford a TV commercial.

Afford what, man?
This is the future, Tony.

This ain't the '90s, man.
Ain't nobody pay up for movies
like they did no more.

You could
shoot it all on a phone.

I shot a lot of stuff
on my phone,

since we're on the subject.

Couple home movies, you know,

but, you know,
nothing I can show you,
of course.

Why, too graphic?

That and, as I mentioned
before, I flushed my phone

down the toilet, but you know,
it could be in the cloud.

**

Hmm. Okay.

Well, would you
look at this.

Gee.

You like it?

It took me forever
to clean it up.

Looked like Hoarders
in here.

Oh, come on.
It wasn't that bad.

[ laughing ]

I forget
that you're funny.

Maybe that's why
Tony married you.

Uh, you know,
I thought Tony said

you were coming
later in the week?

Well, originally I was,

but then
I couldn't sleep.

The idea of Tony living
in a filthy house.

I had to come immediately.

Well, thank you
for tidying up, Beverly.

- I appreciate it.
- Oh, I did more than that.

I deep-cleaned the bathrooms,
fluffed all the pillows,

did all the dishes,

and considering
how little you cook,

I was surprised to find

all those dishes
piled up in there.

I cook. I was just about
to make fish sticks tonight.

Oh, no, no.
Don't trouble yourself.

I already have a pot roast
on for dinner tonight.

That's Tony's favorite.

Hey, what's up, Mom?

Hey. Uh, excuse me.

What do you think
you're doing?

Playing a little War of Duty.

Why? You want to play
multiplayer, don't you?

Come on, Devin.
You know the rules.

No video games until
your homework is done,
and your room is clean.

What's the problem?

My room is spotless,
and my homework's done.

Let me check it.

You got trust issues
or something?

Thank you.

Yeah, no, this is not
your handwriting, Devin.

Oh, no, no, no.
It's mine. [ chuckling ]

Devin was so tired

when he came home
from school today,

so I let him take a nap,

while I finished up
his homework.

Beverly,
the point of homework

is so that the kids
finish it themselves.

I just think the school
works these children too hard.

Now, let me guess, Beverly.

While he was taking
his little nap,

you cleaned his room, too,
didn't you?

Of course.
Boys will be boys.

They're supposed
to be messy,

and we moms
should clean it up.

[ chuckles ]
You know what?

I am too tired to even argue.
How do you play this?

Just press R1
to shoot the other army.

What do you press
to shoot the mother-in-law?

**

Yes, Donnie,
you have my permission

to get the ball rolling
on the commercial.

Uh, what?
Why would I say action?

Donnie, that makes no sense.
I'm not say--

No, I'm--
All right, action.

This dude.

Well, Lisa,
hope you're ready

to have a celebrity
around here.

You won
a pie eating contest?

Uh, Donnie and I have decided
to shoot a commercial

for my business,
and I'mma be the star.

Hope you're ready
for paparazzi outside,

in front of the house.

I hope you're ready
for me pretending

not to know you
at the supermarket.

Stop playing.
I have a good feeling
about this.

I think this is going
to turn out well.

Oh, I mean with Donnie
involved, how could it not?

You're just full of good ideas
these days, aren't you?

What are you talking about?

Inviting your mother
to help out around here.

Thanks again for that.

What?
She's just trying to help.

Help? She is taking over
the whole house.

Exactly. She's helping.

I think you could use
the help around here.

Oh, what's that
supposed to mean, Tony,

that I don't clean enough?

I mean, why don't you

clean up a little, or at least
learn how to aim, bro.

[ chuckles ]
I think you need to talk
to your son about that.

My aim is on point.

I just don't like the way
she passive-aggressively

criticizes the way I keep
my house, and then she just

walks around here
and does the chores so smugly.

Uh, I think you're looking
at this the wrong way.

Now put your ego to the side
and think about what
you're saying.

"Tony, some lady
is walking around the house

doing all the chores
and cooking and cleaning,

and I don't have
to do anything."

Okay, well, when you put it
that way, it's not that bad.

Now, let's go upstairs
and finish

what we never
got a chance to start.

**

Hi, Beverly.

I can't hear what
you're saying, Lisa.

The vacuum is too loud.

Uh, I can't hear
what you're saying.

The vacuum, it's too loud.

What were you saying, dear?

Oh, I was just saying
hi and, you know,
I'm glad you're here.

That's all.

I'm sure you are.

I rearranged
your silverware drawer
today, mm-hmm.

Uh, what was wrong
with it before?

It was just forks,
knives and spoons.

Well, if you have to ask,
I really can't help you.

[ footsteps ]

Hey, uh,
can I go to the mall?

Absolutely, sweetie.

Uh, I think
he was asking me, and no.

You cannot go to the mall.

Why not?
All my homework's done.

Grandma did it
for the rest of the week.

Lisa, let the boy
live a little.

You don't want him
to become a recluse.

Yeah, Ma. You don't want me
to become a shut-in, do you?

On school night,
you're a shut-in.

Go to your room.

Hey, no chill up in here.

Lisa, I don't want to tell you
how to raise your children--

Great! Let's end
that sentence right there.

All right,
back to what I was saying.

I rearranged
your silverware drawer,

the pots and the pans
and the cupboard.

Oh, you did, huh?

I just took it upon myself

to straighten things out
for you

because you always seem
so confused in the kitchen,

and I thought it was due
to organization.

Now, don't worry,
I used a label maker

and labeled everything
in the kitchen,

so even you
can't get lost in there.

Well, you know what, Beverly?
Thank you.

That is just so considerate
of you.

It really is,
and you know... you know

where else I seem
to be having trouble?

Dusting.

Oh. I completely agree.

Why don't I take over
the dusting for you?

And you know where else
I'm having trouble?

Fluffing pillows.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,

and cleaning out
the gutters.

Say no more.

Where do you keep
the ladder?

In the garage.

Consider
those gutters cleaned.

Not bad at all.

**

Am I in the wrong office?

"Stallworth Construction."
No, it's the right office.

Did I... No, didn't die
and go to heaven.

Tony. There you are, man.

What's going on?
And where's Melinda?

Where is Melinda?

I sent her out two hours ago

to get some props,
and she still ain't been back.

Ladies, I want you
to meet somebody.

This is Tony,
the star of the commercial.

Let's give him
a round of applause.
Let's do it.

- Thank you, thank you.
- Oh, that sounds so good.

- Can I talk to you
for a second?
- Yeah.

Who are all these girls?

You have to spend money
to make money,

and you have to cast honeys
to make the moneys.

I just wanted
to thank you both

for the opportunity
to be in this.

Wait, you're auditioning
for my commercial?

Heck, yeah.

Donnie called me and told me
the role pays $500.

$500?
That's a waste of money.

- You know Rachel would do
anything for a $20.
- Whatever.

Hate all you want,
You know this face
deserves to be on TV.

Maybe radio.

I know you ain't talking,
Pillsbury doughboy.

Girl, please.
I'm no-- [ giggling ]

Hey!

Ladies, line up.
Let me take
a look at you, please.

Get up. Single file.

Cool. All right, ladies.
Now, here's the thing.

You know, more than likely,
a lot of you gals

aren't gonna make it,
but I love what you did today.

You guys have made
great strides,

and we haven't made
our decision yet.

However, I'm doing a little
side project at my house.

This involves
some fruit punch,
some jelly and jam.

Don't know
if you have any allergies.

Yeah?

Man, I thought this was
going to be a simple shoot.

- I didn't know there was
so much stuff involved.
- So much stuff involved?

This is standard
commercial stuff, man.

Look, I don't expect you
to understand, all right?

And I especially
don't expect you to trip

because we went
a little bit over budget.

Over budget?
We haven't even shot anything.
How can we be over budget?

You've got to spend money
to make money, Tony, all right?

All the money I put
on this rental stuff, man.

I had to rent a helicopter,
a giraffe wrangler,

and a fancy-schmancy camera,
so it will look good.

Wait, wait, wait.
I thought you said we could
shoot this on a phone.

Yeah, if you want it to look
like you shot it on a phone.

Now, you want
this done cheap,

or you want it done right?

That's what I thought.
Ladies, let me take
a look at you.

**

Mm, mm.
It smells really good.

I know. I made
my world-famous jambalaya.

Is it really world-famous?

People know about it.

By the way,
I almost broke my back

cleaning out
those gutters.

Almost, huh? Hmm, dang.

Aren't you hungry?
Go ahead and eat.

Yeah. Hungry doesn't even
begin to describe it.

- I had to work through lunch.
- Mm.

Kids, dinner!

Mm, mm, mm.

You have really
outdone yourself, Beverly.

I know.

Where are those damn kids?
Devin, Ebony. Dinner.

They're not here.

- They're not?
- No.

Mm, Ebony went to a sleepover,

and Devin
went to the movies.

You let my kids go
to a sleepover
and to the movies?

Well, why not?
They finished their homework.

You mean, you finished
all their homework.

What's the difference?

Look.

I wrote down
the name and number

of Ebony's friend's mother,
in case you need to reach her.

And the movie Devin
is seeing is rated PG-13.

Even though I recommended
an R-rated film.

I mean, he is 16.

Beverly, was I not clear
about my children

staying in on a school night?

I thought that was
all about the mall.

Oh, come on. Look at you,
stressing out.

You have bags
under your eyes.
You need to relax.

You need to let things go.

I don't want to relax!
Okay, look.

You could tell me where
to put my pots and pans,

or I can tell you
where to put yours,

but don't you dare tell me
how to raise my kids.

Well, the way I raised Tony--

Was by babying him,
and maybe if you hadn't

babied him,
he wouldn't need me

or you to clean up after him.

I'm raising
my kids differently.

Are you calling me
a bad mother?

No. No, I'm calling you
a bad mother-in-law.

Okay, now,
whether you like it or not,

I am Tony's wife.

You've never
respected me, but now
you're disrespecting my house,

because despite
what you think,
this is my house.

Well, if this is going
to be your attitude,

when I am trying
to help you,

then I might as well
just leave.

Well, since you're
so comfortable in my house,

you know exactly
where the door is.

**

Wow! This looks
just like my office.

- Yes, sir.
- So, why don't we just
film it at my office,

instead of spending
all this money to make
a replica set?

'Cause your office
is too small

and we had to have some room
to hang up the lights.

Okay.

Uh, excuse me.
Why is there a white man
in my office?

I own the building.

Touché. Touché, brother.
Welcome to the struggle.

This is yours.

Thank you.
Appreciate that.

All right,
these are your lines.
Memorize them.

Man.
This is, like, 15 pages.

We're shooting a movie
or a commercial?

Hey, man, I spent all night
rewriting these lines,
all right?

You will memorize
every single word.

Donnie, I am not wearing this

- in your commercial.
- [ sighs ]

You will wear it,
and you will like it, okay?

Would you like me to call
one of the other hundreds

of girls that wanted to be
in this commercial?

What hundreds of girls?
You creeped them all out.

I'm the only one left,
and I want my $500.

Donnie, are you sure
she can wear that on TV?

Look like her pimp just
chased her off the track.

If they want to ban
this commercial, man,
then fine.

Okay? I put it up on MyTube

with the title
of "Banned Construction Video,"

- it'd go viral.
- Donnie!

The giraffes got loose,
and they're causing
a traffic jam.

Damn it! What am I paying
the wrangler for?

You want to run lines?

Run lines? What that mean?

Rehearse, dummy.
Don't you know anything
about acting?

I act like I like you.

Why don't you act
like you're in shape

and deserve to be
on camera?

Let's go.

[ clears throat ]

Hi, welcome
to Stallworth Construction.

Do you have
any construction needs?

Yes.

I have lots
of construction needs,

in my bedroom?

Lucky for you, I specialize
in those type of needs.

Why don't you meet me in--
Ugh! Hell, no!

- Uh-uh.
- Donnie?

Oh, what is the problem?

Really? Really?
You're playing games
with this one.

This is my brother-in-law.
I'm not doing all this
for $500.

I'll give you
a bump in pay, okay?

I don't need y'all to be
going back and forth with me.

[ clears throat ]
Excuse me, sir.

Who's in charge here?

Who's in charge?
Did he--

Look, brother, you see
a room full of black people,

all right, brother?

All of us are in charge
of each other, okay?

What does is it
matter to you?

It matters because if
I don't see a permit,

I'm going to shut
this whole shoot down.

So, who's in charge?

- He is.
- What?

Sorry, Ton.
Hey, man, I want to be
an united front.

I want to stick together,
man, but I got priors,

and it is one
against everybody.

Your permit, sir?

Uh, one second, officer.
Give me just one--

Man, I thought you said
you was gonna take care
of everything?

I ain't never directed
nothing before.

I don't even know why
you listen to me.

Cut!

Hey, look over there.

Don.

**

Hi.

Hi.

Making dinner?

Yes. Would you like
for me to throw it away,

so you could start
from scratch?

All right.
I deserved that.

I-- I just came by,
for one, to give you back

your keys and to point out

that you have been
ignoring my calls.

I just wanted
to apologize.

Oh.

I-- I was
disrespecting your home,

and I shouldn't
have been so critical

of the way you do things,

especially when it comes
to the kids.

[ sighs ]
Well, thank you, Beverly.
I appreciate that.

And I'm sorry for being
so defensive.

I think I could learn
a thing or two from you.

Or three.

I want to teach you
a laundry trick,

- to remove the crust
from Devin's socks.
- Oh.

- Yeah, yeah.
- A trick?
Yeah, I noticed that.

Oh, there they are,
my two favorite girls
talking again.

Mm. Mm.

Oh, yes.
We worked it all out.

That's good.
So, you're staying for dinner?

Oh, I wouldn't want
to impose.

Oh, no imposition at all.

In fact, would you like
to help me prepare the meal?

Well, maybe I could
whip up my jambalaya.

Oh, if that's
all right with you.

I would love that.

[ laughter ]

Hey, Mama Stallworth.
Hey, Boogie. What up?

- Hi, Donnie.
- Sup?

Hey, Ton. May I talk to you
for a second, man?

Yeah, what's up, man?

Look, I just wanted
to come by and apologize

for how I was on set.

I mean, I kinda got
the big head

and went Hollywood on you,
and I just want to apologize.

- Go on.
- And--

It's all good. It's all good.
Man, I forgive you.

You know,
I actually wound up
using one of your ideas.

I put up a billboard.

[ gasps ]
My son is going to be
on a billboard?

Oh, great.
That's all he needs,
a bigger head.

[ laughter ]

- You staying
for dinner, Donnie?
- I would love to.

Actually, matter of fact,
I brought some meat

I want to throw on the grill.

What, just ribs?

It's got ribs in it.

What, a combo, probably?

[ all chattering ]

Wow, that's a lot.
What's that?

Oh, man, it's giraffe meat.

[ gasping ]

Yeah, let's just say
it won't be

- running into traffic
no more.
- Oh, man.

- God-- I lost my appetite.
- You playing, man.

- What? It's a delicacy
of some kind.
- That's disgusting.

This goes for 30 pounds
in Zimbabwe.

Tony: No. No, man.
You see yourself out, bro.

[ scoffs ]
More neck for me.