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**

Mm. Hello,
Stallworth ladies.

- Hi.
- Hey, Tony.

Really? I couldn't have
gotten a warmer greeting

at a Klan meeting.

What's going on with y'all?

Oh, I'm helping Ebony
with her sewing badge.

Ouch!

I'm about to break out
the double-sided tape.

Looks like you're working

on your "check
your blood sugar" badge,

and your daughter's working
on her speed texting badge.

Uh, no, Daddy, I'm working
on my social media
butterfly badge.

When I was a bear scout,
we used to have to know

how to pitch a tent,
start a fire,

and tie a knot
before we earned a badge.

Start a fire?
Isn't that what
lighters are for? Duh.

Pitching a tent
and tying a knot
is super simple.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Okay. Super simple?

I'll get you super simple.
What am I seeing here?

All right, here you go.
Let me see you tie a knot.

I can do better.

Oh, yeah? Okay.
Take your time.

This is an alpine
butterfly look.

It's used mainly
in rock climbing.

You little smart--

Tony!

Scout. I was going
to say scout.

Now, what are you
over there doing?

Aren't you supposed
to stitch neatly?

Hey, listen.
Don't judge me, okay?

As long as this thing
is on here, that's really

all that matters.

I mean, can you do better?
By all means.

Yeah, I probably can.
I ain't gonna show you
now, though, I'm busy.

I just want kids today
to have more of a challenge.

Well, I challenge you
to come help us.

Yeah! Cookiepalooza's
about to start,

and I promised
my cousin Patrice
she could come over,

so, why don't you
help the baby with
the cookie badge?

Okay, I'll help... Not!

Y'all need some help with
some "eat the cookie badges,"
holler at your boy.

I'm gonna go work
on my "watch the game
while drinking a beer" badge.

Ooh, is that
a snickerdoodle?

Got him.
Got him, [ laughs ].

* Woke up, and my wife
said to me *

* The bill collectors
want their fees *

* The kids keep
talking back to me *

* Family Time

* Family Time,
Family Time *

* Family Time

**

Oh, Lisa.

There is nothing
like a shopping spree

on your hubby's black card,

on the streets
of Santa Maria Novella.

Wow, Patrice.
That sounds amazing.

Well, your shoes
are cuter than cute.

Knockoffs?

No. They're not knockoffs.

I got 'em from that
New Shoes For Less

on Santa Monica.

Oh, that's funny.
So, listen.

Next vacay, you and Tony
should really join us

in Pamplona
for the running of the bulls.

Pampa where? What?

I'll teach you. Don't worry.

The adrenaline rush
is amazing.

Running through the streets
of Spain with angry bulls.

Yeah, got to put that
on the bucket list.

So, as I mentioned
my coed baby shower idea

is getting kiboshed
because now Desmond

has to fly to Dubai
to close this major deal.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes. This is a good thing.

Ka-ching, ka-ching!

[ laughs ]
Okay.

But our house is going
through a major reno.

Reno? Renovation.

- I got it. Total--
I got it, yeah.
- Yes. Yes.

So, I was wondering
if you wouldn't mind

housing my shower here,
at your lovely home?

Here?

Oh, you know,

it's my turn to host
Ebony's scout girl troop,

and I don't know
if my house lives up

to your Beverly Hills taste.

I remember what it was like

to live on the other side
of the tracks,

and the ghetto birds will
make me feel right at home,

plus I do not want
to intimidate anyone,
you know,

like if we held it somewhere
more elegant, like Bella Casa.

Uh, excuse me?

Oh, I meant my house.

I don't mean it
in a negative way.

With
the recent gentrification

of this area, it's perfect.

Is my car going
to be okay outside?

**

I don't know why
you compare your life

to your bougie
cousin's life.

We travel.
Didn't we just go to Mexico?

Uh, that was six years ago,
and traveling across the border

to Tijuana doesn't count.

We got sick from the water!

How was I supposed to know
that the water over there

would give you a bad case
of the gout?

[ groaning ]
Tony, let's live a little.

Patrice invited us to go
on vacation with them

to Spain,
running with the bulls.

Patrice need to stop
filling your head

with all that bull.

"Live a little."

Hey,
I plan on living a little,

by not running with the bulls.

You know what?
You're really right.

I have enough
bullheadedness
to deal with,

dealing with
my bullheaded husband.

Girl, you know
how much it turns me on

when you agree with me.

Let's get busy.

Oh, yeah,
speaking of busy,

what are you doing Saturday?

- Nothing.
- Oh, good.

Then you can stand in for me
as troop dad

at Ebony's scout girl meeting,
here at the house.

- Say what?
- Yeah.

Patrice is having her luncheon

for her baby shower,
and I'm going to host it.

Oh, no, no. Uh-uh.
Not a chance.

Look, I am not spending
my day off hosting

a bunch of little girls
yipping and yapping.

How about if I promise
to earn my--

[ whispering ]
...badge?

How about hell yes?

**

- What are you all looking at?
- Daddy, you're supposed
to be our leader.

So, lead!

Just do what it is you
normally do at these things.

Can we work
on our mani-pedi badges?

Ooh, we could paint
your dad's nails!

Oh, no, you can't.

How about we work
on a sports badge?

What are we going to play?

No, we're not
gonna play nothing.

We're gonna watch
the Clippers play

and try to win back
their dignity.

The game's about to start.
Come on. Living room.

Daddy!

Girls:
Boo!

Okay, all right,
all right, all right.

Don't you guys have
a cookie badge you need
to work on?

Yeah, but we have
to work on our launch

- in order to have
a successful sale season.
- What's to launch?

You go out there
and say, "Hi! You wanna
buy some cookies?"

- You take the money.
Boom! Successful season.
- Daddy, it's Cookiepalooza.

We can't just
go out there and sell.

Yeah, we need a strategy.

A strategy? To win a badge?

Look, forget the badge.

We're trying to win
those new super mini
HDI tabs.

Oh, oh, you're talking
about those new mini-iTabs,

the king of tablets?

The one
that I can watch the game,

even if I'm sitting on the--
If I'm in the office?

They've got
the fastest operating system
on the market!

We all win an iTab?

No, we all win
an iTab.

Yeah, same thing.
What's yours is mine.

All right, cool,
we're going to work
on our strategy right now.

Call your parents,
tell them we're going
to divide and conquer,

take over
the whole neighborhood.

Bring it in.
Bring it in.

Cookies on three.
One, two, three.

All:
Cookies!

**

Patrice, I mean,
I really don't know

what was wrong
with my suggestion

of pastel pink and baby blue
for the color scheme.

It's just so... ovi?

Oh. Well, that's
why I invited Cheryl,
my neighbor, to help.

She's actually a really,

really incredible
event planner.

Goodness, thank you, Lisa,
and thank you, Patrice

for trusting me
with your vision.

Oh, I don't trust you
just yet,

but feel free
to share your thoughts.

Oh, goodness.
Tough customer. Alrighty!

Well, I'm thinking
a global theme.

Lisa tells me how much
you love to travel, so...

how about
a Parisian motif?

I like it.

Me, too.

And Lisa, your idea
to incorporate pink

works with... a pretty
and pink Paris theme.

I love it.

Ooh, and by that kick,

I think the baby
loves it, too!

And I can order
a sugar Eiffel Tower

from Sift By Kara

and serve pink
sparking lemonade.

Tres bien!

Oh, I like Trey Songz.

- No.
- Oh, that's not the Trey
we're talking about here?

Okay.

Don't you just love
Paris in the springtime?

Oh, it's breathtaking.

I've never been.

[ gasping ]
Uh, what? Lisa!

Cousin dear,
we've got to get

some stamps
in your passport, rapidement!

Mm, muy pronto!

Or, as we say
in the 'hood, "Right now."

I found the most adorable
pearl pendant earring set

at an antique shop
on Boulevard Saint-Germain.

Let me guess,
quaint little shop

down near the river
and 7th.

- Yes.
- Yes. Pierre
is wonderful, isn't he?

Can we-- Can we get back
to the shower?

That's why we're here?

Um, since we're gonna go
with the French theme,

I was thinking maybe
we should serve patty fours?

You mean petits fours?

Cute idea, Lisa.
Cliche but cute.

Did I ever tell you
about the time

when Desi and I traveled
to the French Riviera,

where we actually took
a French cooking class?

Ah, it was the most romantic
thing, ever!

Your husband sounds like
my Jack, just super sweet.

Well, I love my Tony,
you know.

He's not a Desmond
and maybe not as cultured,

but he's just--
He's really quite a guy.

He's Tony.

He is Tony. He's great.

Tony:
Hey, babe!

Can you throw me
a roll of toilet paper?

We're all out
down here!

One second, honey.
Excuse me.

That sounds urgent.

- Think so.
- It's an emergency, huh?

I'll be right back.

**

Hey, man, you gotta
get some clients,
you understand me?

Or we're gonna
let your ass go.

Man, get outta here
with that.

No, no. You get outta here.
See that?

My man, Rodney.

How many boxes
of these delicious cookies

would you like to buy?

Uh, none, Ton.

I'm trying to get
into these Speedos, baby.

It's almost summertime.

[ laughter ]

Oh, you think that's funny?

While I've got the clippers

right around your little
dome piece?

Better chill out, Drake.

Excuse me, Mr. Rodney.

Would you like to buy
a box of scout girl cookies?

Absolutely.

You know,
matter of fact,
give me two of them,

uh, them slim mints.

I like them.

Not that I'm mad
at the sale,
but what happened

to you trying to get
into them Speedos,
and all that?

Well, look, Ton.

It's for the kids,
you understand me?

You know Rodney
love the kids.

Don't nobody want to buy
no scout girl cookies

from no grown ass man,
am I right?

Well, technically
you're right.

You know, see,
I'm just here
to set up the sale,

while my little scout
knocks 'em down.

- We got a strategy.
- [ laughing ] Strategy.

Y'all about
an hour too late.

Too late?

Yeah. Remember my man,
what's his name,

Thomas Harper.

- Thomas Harper?
- Yeah.

Yeah, I remember him,
my old nemesis

from high school.

Mm-hmm, why?

Well, he just came
through here

with his daughter
and a whole troop.

[ chuckles ]
It was so cute.

They came up in here, man.

They put their presentation,

looked like, uh--
Looked like Shark Tank!

[ laughing ]
Ooh!

- You all right?
- Okay, uh, speaking of tanks,
I've got to--

I've got to go visit the bowl
connected to the septic tank.

I, uh-- Woo! God.

What's in them--
What's in them mints,
baby girl?

[ stutters ]
I'll be back
in about forty.

That's-- That's
just TMI, Rodney.
That's...

[ laughing ]
Yeah, man, my girl
just cleaned up

in front
of that hydroponic shop
down the street.

Oh, boy. What?

They be slinging the crunchies

for the munchies.

Crunchies for the munchies.
Thomas Harper, huh?

Still rocking that
half an S-Curl, huh?

- Mm, mm, mm.
- Oh, wow, wow, wow.

You know what, brother,
can you hold on for a second?

Yeah, I got
a hater to my left.

Hater to my left.
Tony Stallworth.

Oh, it's good
to see you, brother.

Really?

No, no.
Just the polite thing to say.

Uh, you want to buy
some scout girl cookies?

Great. Why are you selling
scout girl cookies?

Uh, Dad, remember.
Sell, sell, sell!

Oh, wait a minute.
Hold--

Are you a single parent, too?

No, I'm still married to Lisa.

I'm just covering troop duties

and helping out
with these cookie sales.

We're in it to win it.

- Oh, is that right?
- Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh,
well, good luck with that

'cause you know, uh,
my daughter's troop 707,

maybe you heard
of them, yeah, yeah.

You know, we won that thing
twice in a row.
You feeling me?

We're going
for that three-peat

'cause this
is Cookiepalooza, loser!

Yeah, man. I'm back.

**

- [ girl giggling ]
- Tony: Ebony!

Have I not taught you
the code out here
on these streets?

What code,
and we're in the backyard.

Never get a sugar high
on your own supply.

Daddy, Cookiepalooza's
supposed to be fun,

and we're not having
fun anymore.

Girls,
you'll have plenty of fun

once we win those iTabs!

You mean we win iTabs.

Whatever. Okay, look,
I need you to look alive

- and sell--
- Girls: Sell, sell.

Exactly. Ebony,
now it's tough out here

in the sales game,
but you're a Stallworth.

You're born to win.
You believe that, don't you?

- I guess.
- You guess?

Baby, look, we need
to step it up a notch.

We're up
against Mr. Mom

and his gangster girl troop.

Are we-- Oh, huh.

I'm going to teach you
all about supply and demand.

Eh, eh, eh.

Cookies are for closers.

**

Okay, cold, cold.

- Over here?
- Cold.

- Warm! Warm!
- It's getting a little hot!

Oh, oh!
This is a big baby.

Oh, close.
It's just my brother-in-law.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Very funny.

You and Todd should take
your little comedy act

on the road, like the middle
of the road, during traffic.

Oh, these are nice here.
Is that-- Is that mold?

Ooh, absolutely not!
No, that's watercress, Tony.

I prepared them myself.

- Ah. Okay. [ sneezes ]
- Lisa: Tony!

Ooh, my bad. I'm sorry.

- I sneezed all over
your little watercress.
- Cover your mouth.

You're right.
I should've covered my mouth.

[ sneezes ] Oh, my goodness.
It's spreading.

Did I reach all the way
over there, too?

I think you did, yes.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Now I feel bad because y'all
don't have any more snacks.

[ sighing ]

I said y'all don't have
any more snacks.

Yo, yo. We got those cookies.

You buy one box,
you get the second one
for the same price.

Ooh, that's a great deal.
Do you take cards?

Yup, we sure do.
Debit or credit?

Oh, credit.

Well, that's lucky.

So, baby,
how's your little chou-chou,

fufu shower going?

Well, she seems happy,
and I will be very happy

when it's just all over.

If I have to hear Patrice

talk about all her--

Hear me what?

You heard me
from all the way over there?

I was just telling Tony
that I enjoy hearing
about all your travels.

- That's all.
- Well, I've got
plenty more to tell.

Oh, yes, I'm sure you do.

First I'll run,
or should I say waddle,

to the ladies' room.

You just waddle
right down there

down the hall,
little mama.

Thanks for covering
for me, baby.

The girls are really
moving those cookies.

Oh, yeah, we're going
to get that tablet--

They, they're going
to win that tablet.

They're in it to win it.

Mom and Dad,
you won't believe it.
We're all sold out.

- That's great, baby.
- Yes.

All right, ladies.
Scouts, we are done.
Move it out.

Ladies, you continue
doing whatever it is

y'all do at these things.

Mrs. Stallworth,
I will see you later,

so you can earn
some more of them badges.

[ laughter ]

Patrice, are you ready
to open some gifts?

- Ooh! Yes!
- As they say in Japan, hai!

Hello!

- Uh, no, dear. It means yes.
- Oh, okay.

Okay. Do ours first.
This is from Jack and I.

Just a little
something.

It's a beret.

Oh! So cute!

[ all exclaiming ]

Adorable. Well, this one's
from myself and Todd.

Arigato.

Oh, you already
got those?

Oh.

Oh, wow.

It's a couple's
spa day gift card.

Yeah, we wanted to get you
and Desmond a babymoon gift

before your little
bundle of joy arrives.

[ crying ]

Oh, my...
We can exchange it

if you prefer
a Baby Zara's gift card.

The idea of a babymoon
just seemed so apropos

for such a worldly couple.

No, it's a beautiful gift,
Vivian.

Unfortunately, it take two
to be in a couple.

I guess I-- I've got
to come clean with you guys.

Desmond and I
split up months ago.

What? I thought
he was off in Dubai.

You mean goodbye.

I'm so sorry.

[ laughter ]

That part is true.

He loves the culture there,
including the part

where men are allowed
to have four wives.

Damn! And you didn't even
make the top four?

You know what, Patrice?
We'll be here for you. Okay?

We will be
the village for you

and that little baby
of yours on the way.

What village?

I burned down my village
and my britches.

Everyone hates me.

That's not true.
Everybody doesn't hate you.

So, why didn't your sisters
Lori and Rachel show up?

Yeah, you answered that.
They pretty much hate you.

But, um, the baby's
on the way, and it
won't hate you.

Oh, not until it's a teenager.

No. That's so inappropriate.

Gifts! More gifts!

Gifts are great!
We love gifts!

[ sighing ]
I can't believe

that I sold
all those cookies,
and we still didn't win.

- Mm-hmm.
- I really
wanted that tablet.

I'm just
the bartender, man.

I don't know what the hell
you're talking about.

Make sure
you leave a tip.

Yo. What's up, Troop Dad?

Really? This drink
is up-- Bottoms up.

Excuse me, bartender.
Can I get a beer, please?

And then let me get
another glass

of whatever this gentleman
just guzzled down.

- Yeah?
- Thanks, man.

- No problem.
- [ clears throat ]

So, why DP?

Do you ever
wonder why they call
that brother Swaggy P?

I mean, his name
is Nick Young.

There's no P to be found, so--

Really? Really?

Coming here dressed
like a black lumberjack.

You want to talk
about Swaggy P?

No, no, no, Tony.

It's just for the sake
of conversation, man.

I mean, look.
Let's keep it real, all right?

You and I, we never
really hit it off

like that in high school,
you know?

We always had that
competition thing going.

All right,
all right, all right.

I can take it,
and this is where

you brag about how
your daughter's troop
won Cookiepalooza.

That's fine. Go ahead.
I can take it.

No, no. Look, bro.

Although we were rivals
back in the day...

[ sighs ]
I always looked up to you.

All right? I mean, hell...

I wanted to be like you.

[ laughing ]
You serious?

Man, you're all-state.

Yeah, all the girls
chasing after you.

Get that full ride to Fresno.
Come on, man.

Yeah, I mean, it's true.

I may have been a player

on and off the field, but when
it's all said and done...

man, you got the real catch.

I gotta admit, man,

I was a little jealous
when I found out

that you married one
of those bad Callaway sisters.

Oh, yeah.

I was a little salty

when you came
into the barber shop

because it's been a long time
since me and my daughter

did something
cool together, so.

Felt like losing that
competition let her down.

Oh, man, stop.
Come on, Tony.

You're blessed, you know.

I'd... It's hard being
a single parent, man.

You know, my wife,
unfortunately,

she passed away about
a couple of years ago, so.

Oh. Sorry
to hear that, bro.

I mean, it's hard,
but you know, I love my child.

You know? Winning competitions
like, like--

Cookiepalooza, you know,
puts a smile on her face,

places joy in my heart, so.

That's why I go
so hard on the pain.

I hear that.
Ah, hey.

Here's to our daughters,
little princesses

who love their daddies
unconditionally.

Cheers to that.

Hey, thanks
for the beer, man.

Oh, no, no.
That round's not on me.

Yeah, I'm still in debt
from having to buy

all those cookies
to win Cookiepalooza, so.

[ laughing ]

At least they gave you
that cool shirt.

Well, no, they didn't
give me this.

I actually printed
this out myself, so.

Really? Put that whole
ensemble together yourself?

Yeah, but it's fly!

**

[ laughter ]

I'm just saying I don't know
why I got so dressed up
to go to that bar.

They obviously don't
have a dress code, right?
Should've had my knees out.

- [ laughter ]
- Oh, you got jokes.
You got jokes.

Hey, hey, Lisa!
Somebody I want you to see.

What is it, baby?

Oh! Is that Thomas Harper?

Oh, my goodness.
Look at you!

Boy, it is so good
to see you.

Oh, oh, oh.

Tony, you are right.
She is still fine.

[ laughing ]
Here, let me spin your ass on.

Hey, all right.

Baby, I just wanted to bring
an old friend by to say hi.

Lisa, thank you so much

for letting me sleep over
last night.

- Hello.
- Hey.

Oh, Tony.
So, glad you're here.

We need help getting
the last of the shower gifts
in the car.

All right.

Wow.

There's no greater beauty

than a woman
carrying life.

Thomas, that's
my cousin Patrice.

Hey, nice to meet you.

Um, do you and your husband

need help carrying these gifts
to the car, uh...

Husband? Uh, no.
I'm flying solo.

Oh, really? Well, uh,
mind if I give you a hand?

Sure.

I got it from here, player.

Tony: [ laughing ]
All right, all right.

Get the door.

Oh, oh, okay.
Hey, uh, one quick question.

You really are
pregnant, right?

Yes.

Uh. Do twins run
in your family?

[ laughter ]

Hey, Daddy, I'm really sorry
I let you down

- with the cookie sales.
- What?

Let me down, girl?
You and your super troop
made me proud.

Yeah, but we lost.

Aw, sweetie, it's not
always about winning.

- The hell it aint.
- Tony.

No, baby, you get
an A for effort

and an H for hustle,
so you are a winner
in my book.

So, does that mean
I can get a new iTab?

Oh, yeah!
We're going shopping, girl!

We're going to do
the shopping dance.

Shopping.
Oh, with the shopping, hey.

Mm, with the-- Hey.

Mm, with the-- Oh, yes.