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**

Son, I'm--
I'm proud of you.

( chuckling )
Thanks, Dad.

Cheers!

Beers for breakfast?

Well, we're celebrating.

Your dad got a big contract,
gonna make a lot of money.

Ooh! That's what
I'm talkin' about.

Can I get some money
to go to the mall?

You know what?
You have been a good girl.

Go ahead and break you off
a little somethin' somethin'.

Ha-ha!

Wow! A whole dollar.

I can't even get a hot dog
on a stick with this.

Well, then just get the stick.

We got hot dogs
in the freezer.

Darlin', don't pay
no attention to your dad.

Now, how much do you need?

I'd be good with a dub.

That's a 20, Dad.

Son, back when I was runnin'
Stallworth Construction,

boy, those were the days.

Back when you built pyramids?

Being smart is a good thing.

Being a smart ass
will cost you.

( chuckling )
You know, a dollar of that
is mine.

Yes.

- ( doorbell rings )
- Ooh! Ha-ha!

I've been waitin' for this.

Lisa, come down here.
I got a surprise.

What's goin' on?

Well, I closed a big deal
at work,

so I decided to do something
special for the family.

Tony! You got us that
new washer and dryer
we needed.

Unh-unh. Even better.

You got us the mattress?

Close.

I got us a pool table.

- Ha-ha-ha!
- A what?

Yeah, straight through
the kitchen,

then make a left,
down the stairs.

( chuckling )
Whoo. Yeah.

Whoo! What's up?
You don't like it?

Son, you got a lot to learn
about marriage.

* Woke up and my wife
said to me *

* The bill collectors
want their fees *

* The kids keep talkin'
back to me *

* Family Time

* Family Time, Family Time,
Family Time *

**

I cannot believe
you bought a pool table

without consulting me first.

Girl, it was a surprise.
I bought it for the family.

For the family?
Really, Tony?

You're putting it
in the man cave.

That's a good point.
Fellas, flag on the play.

Let's put this
in the dining room.

Lisa:
No, no.

:
OhNo, , sono y.ou

do like itisa:
down here?No, no.

I don't like pool, Tony.

How much did you pay
for this thing?

Oh, girl!
It was a come-up.

I only spent $2,500.

You spent $2,500
without talkin' to me first?

Okay, what part
of "a surprise"

don't you understand?

Besides, it was my money.

Your money?

Exactly.
My money.

I closed the big deal,

so I decided to surprise
the family with a pool table.

Okay, so you're saying
that everything you earn

at your business
is just your money?

Correct.

And since
I don't earn anything

because we agreed
that I would take care

of the house
and take care of the kids,

you basically sayin'
I have no value.

Corr-- No, no, no.
I didn't say all that.

Okay, so I can take $2,500

and buy
whatever the hell I want?

Hell no.
Oh, come on, now.

Stop tryin'
to twist the words around

to confuse me, Lisa.

No, you confusin' me, Tony,

because I thought
this was a marriage

and what's mine is ours
and what's yours is ours,

but I guess
what's yours is yours

and I'm just the unpaid help.

Okay, when you say it
like that,

it does have a little
sting to it, but listen,

I have no problem
with you spendin' money.

In fact, why don't you leave
these brothers a tip?

They been workin' hard.
I mean, look at 'em.

- Really?
- I'm just-- Oh, Lisa.

Okay, okay, okay.
Listen. Listen.

Give it a shot, all right?
Here, hit a few balls.

You might like it.

No, but I'll kick a couple.

Never mind.
You won't like it that much.

**

I'm going to lunch,
and I wanted to give you
your messages before I left.

- Your wife called and she--
- Ooh. How did she sound?

Let's just say it sucks
to be you right now.

Oh, and your dad called.

- What did he say?
- Um...

Tell you
I'd be stopping by.

That's what he said!
And it sounded just like that.

Bye, Mr. Stallworth.
Bye, Mr. Stallworth.

What's up, Dad?

Well, I just stopped by

to see if you still had
your front teeth.

A pool table, son?

Look, it's my money.

Well, that's where
you're wrong.

It's her money.
I learned that
from your mother.

Dad, why are you here?

To get away from your mother.

Yeah, I'm bored.

I'm thinking about
coming out of retirement.

Oh.

Getting a job
down at the racetrack?

Oh, hell no.

I'm getting a job
in something I know,

in a business that I grew
from the ground up.

Oh. Here?
( chuckling )

Yeah, Dad,
I don't know about that.

Did I say "I don't know"
when I gave you the business?

Yes, you said
you didn't know

if I could handle
running a business.

And that's why I'm here,

and I'm not asking you, son,
I'm telling you.

Dad, I got this.

Son, I know you're the boss.

I'm not going
to get in your way.

All right, well,
what are you going to do?

Consultant.

Okay.

I'm, um, thinking about
setting up shop right here.

Now, what time did you say
our secretary would be back?

**

Let me make sure
I completely understand.

Without consulting you,
his wife,

Tony went out and bought
an expensive leisure item

like a pool table?

Oh, not "like a pool table,"
exactly a pool table.

Mmm. Ugh, what size is it?

Is it a seven-footer?
Eight-footer?

Nine-footer?

- Does it matter?
- Yes, Lisa.

Nine feet
is the only acceptable size

for tournament play.

You're missing the point.

- You really are.
- Oh, you're right.

You're right, you two
are not professionals,

so this is really more
for fun.

What do you say we continue
this coffee conversation

over a little nine-ball?

Have you heard
anything I just said?

I am so angry at my husband
right now,

I could wring his neck.

Yes, I'm sorry, Lisa.

I do understand,
but guys will be guys.

Oh, I was so livid
when Jack bought that boat.

Was it expensive?

No. It was
a reasonably-priced boat.

I was more upset
over the private trips

with his secretary,

dental hygienist
and ex-wife.

- I'm sorry to hear that.
- Mmm.

Do you know what really got us
through that rough patch?

You snatched
their damn weaves out.

Ah! After that.

You left his cheatin' ass.

No, silly!
Couples counseling.

We tried couples counseling

and I think you and Tony
might need to try it, too.

Oh, I don't know about that.

You know,
I'm a really private person.

I don't like to put
my business out there
like that.

It's really no different than
having a conversation with me

except they're
legally not allowed

to tell anyone what you say.

I, on the other hand,

could just share your business
with anyone I want.

I would not do that.
Pinky promise.

Mmm, you better not,

or I'll snatch
your damn weave out.

- ( both chuckling )
- Oh!

No, this is not
a weave, Lisa.

Anyway, couples counseling
is great

because it's like having
an argument referee.

You don't even have
to tell your husband

when he's
doing something wrong.

They'll do it for you.

Well, I mean, I really like
the sound of it, I do,

but Tony would never
go for it.

Hmm. You don't know
unless you ask.

Oh, I know.
I can hear him now.

"Oh, hell no, Lisa.

I'm not wastin' my money
on no damn brain hocus pocus."

Oh, so, Tony can buy
a pool table for himself,

and you can't get
couples counseling
for the both of you.

Now,
when you put it like that...

- Mmm-hmm.
- ...it doesn't sound very fair.

No, it does not sound fair
at all, Lisa.

And you said this really
saved your marriage?

Yeah.

We go three times a week

and now we're sleeping
in the same bed...

- ...sometimes.
- Sometimes?

Sometimes, Lisa.

Baby steps, okay?

What do you say
we shoot a little pool

- before you make Tony
take the pool table back?
- Rack 'em.

I have to warn you,
I'm a bit of a shark.

- ( Lisa chuckling )
- A nice shark, though.

- Okay.
- No bites. No bites.

We'll-- We'll see about that.

**

Hey, Lise,
what you readin'?

Oh, you not gonna talk to me?

All right.
Have you seen my brush?

( chuckling )
Touche.

Hey, Lisa,
the hospital called.

Both your sisters died
in a tragic weave accident.

Nothin'? ( chuckling )
All right, you don't
wanna talk to me?

That's fine.

I'm not gonna
talk to you either, then.

See how you like that.

( grunting )

How silly you gonna look.

I ain't gonna say a thing.

Sit here quiet.

I ain't gonna say nada,
zip, zilch.

Okay, damn it, Lisa,
you really ain't
gonna talk to me?

Like the way
you didn't talk to me

before you made that purchase?

"That purchase."

You're so mad you won't even
say the words "pool table"?

I am so mad
because you need to learn

how to have
a little bit more respect.

I'm being disrespectful?

You're the one sitting here
playing these childish games.

You wanna know
a childish game?

- Don't say it.
- Pool!

( chuckles ) I knew
you were going to say that.

But that doesn't make sense,

because pool in itself
is not a game.

You gotta be more specific.
Huh?

You gonna play eight-ball,
nine-ball, one-pocket,

cutthroat, snooker?

Now, snooker,
that's not a childish game,

see, that's a man's game
right there.

That is not the point.

The point is,
you were selfish

and you bought
something for yourself.

How is that selfish?
I bought it for the family.

Now, if I wanted to buy
something selfish,

I would've gotten
a sports car or some cigars

or mail-order bride

that wouldn't get mad at me
for no reason.

Oh, if you really think
I'm mad at you for no reason,

I really can't help you.

( scoffs )
Okay, Lisa, I give up. Okay?

How can I make it up to you?

- Couples counseling.
- Oh, hell no.

You mad at me

for recklessly
buying something,

but you want me
to just throw money away

on some brain hocus pocus?

- It worked
for Jack and Cheryl.
- What?

You tellin' me
you were puttin' our business
out in the streets?

Now, I thought what happened

in our house
stays in our house.

It did. It was in our house,
in our kitchen.

Okay, don't be tryin'
to confuse me with just,

uh, technicalities.

It's not tough
to confuse you, Tony.

What's that supposed to mean?
I don't know what that means.
That's confusing.

Why are you so against
couples counseling?

Because
I am a grown-ass man.

Now you really expect me
to sit on some couch,

talk to some stranger
about my dreams

and what I see in ink blots.

It's not like
you see in the movies.

It's very modern day.

They talk to you
like normal people.

Some of them
even come to your home.

Some of them are doctors.

I mean, don't you think

that makes their opinion
somewhat valid?

College don't mean nothin'.

My brother went to college

and he don't know
anything about the world.

Man, I ain't with it. No.

Oh, well, guess
we won't be talking.

Hmm. We ain't
gonna be talkin' then.

Hmm.

All right, damn it,
you know I don't like
the silent treatment.

Go ahead and sign us up.

- Already did.
- What?

Without consulting me first?

Doesn't feel so good,
does it?

**

- ( distant arguing )
- What you mean,
what am I gonna do?

I thought you were gonna
hit me or something.

I could.
You never know.

- See now...
- ( arguing continues )

Okay, okay.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

All right, let's try
something different.

All right.
This is a talking pillow.

When the person is holding it,
they may speak.

Do you understand?

I wanna say I understand

but I'm not holding
the talking pillow.

Lisa, uh,
how 'bout you start?

Yes.

Um, you know, it's just
Tony can be so irrational.

And I feel, you know,
since we're a unit,

decisions
should be made mutually.

- That's all.
- Right.

So, he made you feel
unimportant and unappreciated.

- Yes! I just--
I felt pushed aside.
- Oh, now, that's terrible.

- I can't believe
I'm sitting through this.
- Ah-ah!

You're not holding
the talking pillow.

Neither are you,
but you're talking.

Lisa is twisting
this all around.

Ah! Let's not play
the blame game, okay?

Let's try using "I statements"
as in, "I feel..."

Okay. All right.

I feel like Lisa is twisting
this all around.

I wanted to buy something
with my hard-earned money,

so what's the problem?

Uh, the problem is you don't
respect your wife.

And you don't respect
the talking pillow

'cause I'm still holding it.

( sighs )

Now, marriage is about
communication, all right?

And from what I gather, Tony,
you don't communicate.

Now, this woman will go
to the end of the Earth for you

and all she is asking you to do
is keep her in the loop.

Mmm-hmm, that's right.

Is that too much to ask?

I mean, this woman
bore children for you,

children she's now raising

while you're off at work
buyin' pool tables.

Mmm.

I feel like
this is some bull.

Now look,
I bought this pillow

with the money
that I earned at work.

Matter of fact,
I'm taking this pillow with me

'cause I'm tired
of all this talking.

( muttering )

**

I wanna open up
this wall here,

kill the conference room
behind it

and make that my office,
all right?

Uh, Dad, what the hell
is goin' on?

What the hell is goin' on
is I'm back.

( door opens and closes )

Thank you, Melinda.
It is Melinda, isn't it?

- Mmm-hmm.
- Oh! Oh, Melinda,

I need you to place
an order with Nordhoff Lumber.

- I need about--
- Ah!

You need to ask the boss.

"The boss"?

What-- What
is she talkin' about?

What are you doin'?

Changes.

Dad, I think I have done well
with Stallworth Construction.

Son, "well"
is not "very well."

- Now, I got some ideas.
- Okay. What--

What in the name
of Billy D. Negro is that?

I think we should change
the name of the company

to Stallworth and Sons.

How 'bout we change the name

to "Get Your Foot
Off My Desk"?

Come on, Dad.

Why don't you take
that desk over there?

Unh-unh, boo-boo.
You stay away from my desk.

Let me handle this.

You got enough problems
at home.

Why don't you
take care of that?

Look, Lisa and I are fine.

Actually, we've decided
to hire a counselor.

A counselor?

Son, I can't believe
you fell for that.

What?

You just gave your money
to another woman

to take your wife's side
against you.

( chuckles )
No, that's not what it--

Wait a minute.
That's exactly what it is.

Precisely. Now, here's
what we're gonna do.

Talk to me.

**

Hey, Lisa,
you were absolutely right

about that whole
counseling thing.

I'm ready to try it again.

Why? So you can
storm off again?

All right, I deserve that.

But I'm willing
to give it another shot.

Well, thank you.
I'll call her back right now.

But I want a second opinion,
a male opinion,

so book us one
of those male counselors.

Seriously, Tony?

You really think the gender
of a counselor matters?

A counselor
is an objective third party.

Well, I want an objective
third party that gets me

- and won't make me
hold a pillow when I talk.
- Fine.

Just to prove you wrong,
I'll find you
a male counselor,

but I'm tellin' you,
he's gonna see my side
just like she did

because whether or not
you wanna believe it,

you were wrong about
buying that pool table.

I'll admit, I've been wrong
one time in my life,

but buying that pool table
was not that time.

( chuckles )
All right.

All right, smart ass.
We'll see.

But I'm telling you,
any licensed counselor,

regardless of their gender,
will see things my way.

**

This is a beauty.
Is this a Brunswick?

Ah, no, man.
That's a knockoff.

I only paid $2,500 on eBay.

- $2,500?
- Tony: Mmm-hmm.

That is a steal!

You know,
after this session,

maybe we could do a little--
( popping )

Oh, yeah!
Absolutely, absolutely.

I don't believe this.

Um, can we please get back
to the matter at hand here?

Please?
Okay, now Tony,

without consulting me,
he went--

Oh, Lisa, Lisa.

Wow. Let's take a deep breath.
I feel the hostility.

- Come on, breathe with me.
- Okay.

( inhaling )
In. All right.

I want you
to speak respectively, okay?

All right, um,
this is the talking cue ball.

Whoever has the ball may talk.
Lisa?

Okay, well, um,
well, the way I feel is

when Tony refers to it
as "his money,"

it's like
he doesn't appreciate
everything I do.

- You know?
- Gimme that ball back.

Look, now,
let me work this out.

Do you consider Tony here
a great provider?

I mean, well, yeah,
for the most part, he cool.

- You know.
- "He cool"?

I mean, I saw this house.
This a nice house.

This is better than cool.

From what I hear,
he has his own business,

which affords you
a great lifestyle.

- The thing is--
- ( stutters ) Lisa.

You're not holding
the talking cue ball. Okay?

Tony understands
that he mishandled
the situation

and in the future,
he will check in with you.

Am I right, Tony?

Yes, Lisa.

I see what this is.
This is-- This is a setup.

Okay, you even came here
dressed like the pool table.

( Tony clears throat )

I didn't hire him.
You did.

Game of eight-ball, doc?

Ah, yes. Rack 'em.
And you need to breathe.

- ( chuckling )
- Really.

- She does need to breathe.
- Wow.

- She's so hostile, isn't she?
- So hostile.

**

Mmm, you know,
food tastes better

after you win a big fight.

You didn't win, okay?

We're one and one
with the counselors.

Okay, well how would you
like to settle this?

Game of pool?

- Where's that cue ball, Tony?
- Oh, no, Lisa.

Lisa, you don't need
the cue ball to talk.

Talk?
I wanna crack you
in the head with it.

( chuckling )

Oh! Why don't we get
the baby's opinion?

( stuttering )

Oh, no.
Don't bring me in this.

We just wanna know
if you like that pool table

that you can play with
anytime you like.

I mean, yeah,
it's cool, I guess,

but I see why mom is mad.

I wouldn't want you spending
my allowance without asking.

See?

Well, of course
she took your side,

but if Devin was here
instead of baseball practice,

he'd be on Team Tony.

Unh-unh. I'm not taking
anybody's side.

Isn't that why you got
a counselor?

Yeah, but they both took
opposite sides.

Look, why don't you just
bring them both back

and come to a consensus?

Okay, first of all,
I don't even know
what that word means,

and I don't approve of it
in my house.

But I get the gist
and I agree.

**

Oh, so the other counselor
just texted.

He's running
a few minutes late.

Oh, okay. You know,
this is very unorthodox

what you guys are doing,

inviting two counselors
in together,

but, uh, very interesting.

- ( doorbell rings )
- Aren't you gonna be afraid

that there's too many
talkin' pillows around?

- Hey.
- My man.

Sorry I'm late, man.
How you doin'?

- Darryl?
- Darlene?

Wait, you two know each other?

He's my husband.

You guys are both married
to marriage counselors?

Your home life
must be horrible.

Yeah, we met
in graduate school.

Wait, but your last names
are different.

Oh, I never dropped
my maiden name.

I told her to hyphenate.

Uh, now's not the time,
Darryl.

Yeah, but, you know,
if this is uncomfortable,

you know,
we could just quit now.

- I think it's better--
- No, no, no, no.

No, no.
It's all good.

You guys are already here.
Please, have a seat, doc.

- Come on. You sure?
- Yeah, no, it's all good.

So, how you feelin' after that
whoopin' I gave you in pool?

Oh, you was good.
You like Fats out there.

You was killin' that
back side--

You played pool with him?
That is so unprofessional.

Why would you do that?

( clears throat )
Please don't start, please.

Okay, now,
if I may intervene,

Tony and I brought you both
together because we're just--

We're at a standstill
on how to resolve our issue.

A standstill?
The man apologized.

Problem solved!

What do you mean
"problem solved"?

He should be returning
the pool table.

That is a matter of opinion,
Darlene. Your opinion.

Please, look,
you're just upset

because I wouldn't
let you buy that car.

( chuckles ) You wouldn't
let me buy the car?

What?
I'm a grown-ass man.

I made the decision
not to buy the car.

I didn't want the car.

Oh, okay, look,
let's try something different.

This is a talking pillow.

Uh, no disrespect,
Miss Stallworth,

but this is a matter
between husband and wife.

- All right? Stay out of it.
- We got this.

Oh, I see,
so y'all don't like it

when other people
intervene in y'all affairs?

Let's get back on track.

Tony has a right to buy
any car he wants.

It was a pool table.

Well, you know what?
I'm gonna get both of 'em.

I'm gonna get a car
and a pool table.

Mr. and Mrs. Stallworth,
you know,

this is an awkward moment
for me and my wife.

I think it's best if you guys
hire some new counselors
because I'm out.

- I can't do this.
- Uh, what
do you mean you out?

Where are you goin'?

I'm goin'
down to the dealership

'cause I'm pretty sure
there's a blacked out SUV
with my name all over it.

- Huh.
- Oh, really?

Well, if you buy a new car,
you gonna sleep in it.

At least I'll be sleepin'
with somethin'

without granny panties on

and a raggedy rag
on top of their head.

Oh, really?

Well, you a granddaddy
so you might as well
get used to it.

- Whatever.
- ( door closes )

Lisa:
Whoo.

Oh. Okay.

- Wow.
- You know what, I don't wanna
end up like them.

- Nah, nah.
- So, you just keep
the pool table, please.

- Enjoy it.
- No, no, no.

It was wrong of me
to buy something

without talking to you first.

I didn't even know
you didn't like pool.

Maybe we should buy something
that we can both enjoy.

Hmm, why don't we invest
in a timeshare?

Hey, that's a good idea.

But first, I wanna get you
on that table.

Tony, I'm not
a fan of pool.

I wasn't talking
about playin' pool.

( both chuckling )

**

Son, I quit.

What? Why?

Yep, my work here is done.

I've increased your revenue,
gotten you new contracts,

remodeled your office.

Mom wants you home,
doesn't she?

With the quickness.

Mr. Stallworth, um,
which one of these...

Which one of these blueprints
you wanna go with?

You have to ask the boss.

Oh.

- Mr. Stallworth?
- Mmm-hmm?

Which one of these blueprints
you wanna go with?

Yeah, this one, this one.

Now the boss is back.

First order of business
is to get that damn picture

off my wall.