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Okay, inputted our expenses.
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Estimated our taxes.
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Now press calculate
and let Tax Buster do the rest.
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Wow!
[laughing] Hey, Lisa,
come and check this out!
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What, Tony?
Come on.
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I don't wanna watch anymore
freaky internet.
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I'm not on that website.
No, no, check it out.
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I'm using this
new Tax Buster app.
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-According to my calculations--
-Wait, wait.
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Why are you doing
the taxes now?
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I'm filing late baby,
all the ballers' do it.
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Now, check it out.
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Did really good this year.
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Let me see.
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Wow!
We did do good.
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I mean as a matter of fact,
we're kind of ballin'.
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Why don't we finally take
that vacation to Paris?
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Girl, we can buy
a house in Paris
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and vacation in Spain,
know what I'm talkin' about?
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[laughing] I knew this was gonna
be a good year for us, baby.
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As a matter of fact, the fortune
teller told me right before
she got hit by that car.
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Hmm... I bet she didn't
see that coming.
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But, wait a minute,
hold that thought
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What, what?
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I forgot to factor
in the kids' college funds.
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Let me see.
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Oh, damn it!
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What? Let me see.
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Wait, is that all we're going
to have at the end of the year?
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Yep! Just like that
we are back to broke.
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[sighs]
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No Paris for oui oui.
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Oh, no, wait a minute.
Maybe we could still go.
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Hmm... Let's be honest.
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One of them kids
ain't going to college.
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I'm not gonna say which one,
but his name rhymes with Kevin.
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Lisa, why did you leave all
the lights on in the bathroom?
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You're not even
in there anymore.
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But I'm getting ready
to go back in there.
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No, you're not. You're sitting
here drinking coffee.
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Well, you know the best
part of waking up.
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Girl, ain't nobody trying
to hear all that.
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We gotta start saving
some money around here.
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We might have
to fire the gardeners
and have Devin cut the grass.
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That's actually a good idea.
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We'd have to buy him
a lawnmower though.
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To hell with that.
Get the boy a pair
of scissors and call it a day.
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Keep him busy all summer.
He out there just...
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[laughing]
You're crazy, Tony.
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I think maybe,
I should find a job.
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[laughing] Hmm... yeah, right.
Maybe I should win
the lottery again.
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-Don't
-I'm just sayin'.
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Ah, what's up family?
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Ah, girl, I knew you had
something brewing for me.
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Is that Bavarian roast?
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Let me get it.
Mm.
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Hey, man, you look
like you've been up
all night at the candy shop.
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[laughing] I wish.
Last night was amateur night.
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A couple of my moms' home girls
down there doin' their thing.
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I remember I had one and you had
the cousin and then we--
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-[clears throat]
-Goober drived all night.
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Goober drive, what's that?
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Oh, that's something
like being a cab driver.
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It's better than being
a cab driver, man.
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It's like being a cab
driver with an app.
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See, with this thing,
I make all my own hours.
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It's sort of like
being a pimp.
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Maybe I should Goober drive.
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I mean I like the idea
of making my own hours.
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What? Not a chance.
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I'm not letting you be around
all those strangers.
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They don't screen them people.
What if something happens
to you?
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Aw... I guess you're right.
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Yeah.
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Donnie, if you don't get
off my woman...
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Hey, man, just got caught up
in the moment, brother.
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My apologies, alright?
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I like the compassion
you've got for your girl, man,
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but where's mine? You know?
I mean, I'm your best friend.
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What if something happened
to me?
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Yeah, that's true.
I'd be devastated.
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I'd never get that
money back you owe me.
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You better put some pep
in your step, baby,
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you're about to be
late for work.
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Hey, man,
actually, I'll take you.
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Ah, no.
I'm cool.
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It's off the meter, man.
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Ah, well, in that case, cool.
Carpooling saves money.
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But I'm riding in the back seat
so you can be my chauffeur.
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A word to the wise, man.
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You don't wanna sit
in the back seat.
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Front seat it is.
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Hey, Lisa.
Do you still need
these lights on?
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-I'm in here.
-Girl, It's day time.
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Girl, why are you sitting here
with the lights off?
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-You depressed?
-Don't even get me started.
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That's Tony's way
of trying to save money.
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He even has us trying to cut
back on how many times
we flush the toilet.
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Talking about,
"If it's yellow, let it mellow.
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If it's brown,
flush it down."
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Ew, girl that's nasty.
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I told you not
to marry Fred Flintstone.
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So you ready to
go shopping or what?
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Not anymore.
I mean after we checked
our finances last night,
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we really have to cut back
on spending right now.
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Ah, well, that's OK,
'cause, uh...
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I went shopping yesterday.
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I see...
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Where did you get this?
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Oh, that's the, uh,
new Lewis Stuart collection.
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-It just came out.
-Wow, OK.
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Oh, yeah, turn around
to the back.
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Girl, stop.
How can you afford this?
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Oh, I got a sponsor.
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Oh, you got a sugar daddy?
Or in your case a sugar momma?
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Girl, no.
I ain't out there like that.
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No more.
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I made this paper
from being on Funstagram.
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-Funstagram? What's that?
-Oh, you ain't up?
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It's a new phone app where you
upload photos and then you
share them with people.
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Well, how does that
make you money?
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Well, if you get enough
followers on Funstagram
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then you can add sponsors
and then...
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you can start getting paid
like this.
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They deposited all that money
into your account because you
uploaded some photos?
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I mean, did you have on clothes?
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Yeah! Sometimes.
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You'd be great at it.
I think you should try it.
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Especially with all
that junk you've got.
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Stop!
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You're welcome.
Turn around again.
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Well, look. I'm almost done
setting up your account.
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and I've already uploaded
the photo of you with my bag.
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Oh, I do look kinda cute
with that bag.
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Oh, look, you're already
getting new likes.
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-Already?
-The sooner you
get your followers up,
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the sooner the deposits
will start rolling in.
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Let's go window shopping until
some of my money comes in.
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Window shopping?
I got money.
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I'll be your
sugar momma today.
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Is that right?
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-[Rachel] Work it.
-[Lisa] Hey, OK. I'll take it.
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-[Rachel] Get me some
more pictures of that.
-[Lisa] You gotta like that.
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[door slamming]
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[bottle shaking]
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What's this?
You know where I found this?
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The trash.
Is this you?
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Yeah, I drank a bottle of water
and I threw it into the trash.
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What is the big deal?
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The big deal is, there's still
a little bit of water
left in it.
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Now go ahead and drink it.
Go on!
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I'm not about to drink
some water out of the trash.
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Aha! So you admit there's still
a bit of water left in it.
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Yeah, I admit
I drank the water
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and there's still a bit
of water left in it.
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But I'm not about to drink it.
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All right, fair enough.
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But it sure in hell ain't going
to waste. In fact...
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I'm gonna water these
plants with it. That's what
I'm gonna do.
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's a great idea, Tony.
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Just water those plants with
that half a drop of water.
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That's really gonna
save us some money.
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Glad you agree.
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And why are we spending money
on bottled water anyway?
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From now on this family is
drinking tap water.
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Speaking of tap.
[laughing]
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Oh, Tony.
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You gotta admit
that was some clever work.
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That was very clever.
I admit it.
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[kissing]
[laughing]
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[phone beeps]
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-Is that your phone?
-I'm sorry, let me just
put it on silent.
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Yeah, put it on silent
'cause I got some work to do,
ya dig?
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And we ain't gotta be silent
'cause the kids are at
a sleepover.
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[kissing]
[laughing]
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Lisa, What kind of party is
going on in your phone?
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I'm sorry, Tony.
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And who the hell is
texting you this late?
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I need names and addresses.
I'm gonna have a face to face
with them right now.
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Nobody is texting me, Tony!
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Well, then why is your
phone going off?
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Is it hungry? Does it need its
diaper changed or something?
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It's my Funstagram.
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-Your whatsa-who?
-Funstagram.
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Rachel set it up for me.
You post pictures
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and then people like them
and then your phone makes
a little notification noise.
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I see. I'm sorry that I don't
give you enough attention.
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But that doesn't mean you need
to go seek it on the internet.
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It's really not about attention.
It's more about money.
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I'm listening.
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Yeah the more popular you are,
the more money you can make.
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Making money off of pictures?
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What kind of pictures
are we talking about?
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Anything you want.
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So I can take pictures
of this lamp and we can
make money off of it?
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Theoretically, if people liked
a picture of a lamp.
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But don't nobody give
a damn about a lamp.
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Exactly. So where does
the money-making come in?
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When you post pictures
people actually like.
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OK, what type of pictures
do people actually like?
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All sorts. But, you know,
I notice most people like
the pictures I post of myself.
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Aha!
Yeah. I see.
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So this is about
attention after all.
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I can't help if people
like me better than some lamp.
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I'm not feeling it.
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I'm have to nix this right
here Lisa. I'm not feeling it.
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You don't even know what it is.
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I know what it is not.
That you on Funstagram.
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Oh, Tony. I can't Goober
drive because you think
it's too dangerous.
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Now I can't even work
from home.
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What do you want from me, Tony?
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What I've being trying to get
since I got in this room. Now,
Are we gonna do it or not?
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'Cause I got a timer
on the lights.
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Never mind.
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Oh, I still got light.
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Selfie. One second.
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[click]
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Really?
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What? People love
posts about food.
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See. Told you.
221
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Let me see that.
222
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A whole lot of comments on here.
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@Bentleyevans says:
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-"She got more ham
than Honeybaked."
-[laughing]
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@Ricarlo says:
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"She got more booty
than a diaper."
227
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Look, I don't see
any comments about food!
228
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It's all guys talking
about how you look.
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So what, Tony?
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How is that any different
from when I'm walking
down the street
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and some random dude tries
to holla at me?
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At least I'm getting paid.
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-Now you sound like a--
-Hold up now!
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Whatever.
Can I get my sandwich, please?
235
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Can I get my
selfie stick please?
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Thank you.
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00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,715
You really wanna go there,
huh, Lisa?
238
00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:42,883
Go where?
To Paris?
239
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,952
Yes, Tony.
240
00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:47,287
And I am only
one hundred followers away
from sponsorship level.
241
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,289
I mean I can reach that by the
end of the day at this rate.
242
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,791
Oh, whatever.
243
00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,325
I'll be over here eating
by myselfie.
244
00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,898
-Hey, baby. What's wrong?
-[door closes]
245
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,967
- You're wrong.
- Excuse me?
246
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,735
Really, Mom?
247
00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:04,304
You gotta get on Funstagram?
All my friends go on that site.
248
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,306
So what's that supposed to mean?
249
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,742
Since I'm your mother
I'm not supposed to go
on social media?
250
00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:11,812
Look. When all my friends at
school can't stop talking about
251
00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,480
Thickum Stallworth,
252
00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:17,484
then it poses as a bit
of a social problem for me.
253
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,853
No disrespect
but you gotta chill.
254
00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,657
And whose idea was this?
255
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:26,660
It's gonna take me forever
to cut the grass
with some scissors.
256
00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,395
I'm gonna at least
need two pairs.
257
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:34,501
[scissors clicking]
258
00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:36,269
And stop taking
baby pictures of me
259
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,672
and putting them
on "Throwback Thursday."
260
00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:41,208
I thought they were cute.
261
00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,013
[doorbell rings]
262
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,981
[slapping hands]
263
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,285
Oh, what's up, Donnie?
Where you get all that?
264
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:55,622
Man, I've been killing it with
this Goober diver thing, man!
265
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,525
I met this rich client,
he's been paying me in cash.
266
00:10:58,558 --> 00:10:59,693
It's the best part about it.
267
00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,194
I feel like a stripper!
268
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,465
Well, I'm happy for you, bro,
I'm happy for you.
269
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,034
What's up with you, Tone?
270
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,336
Lisa, man, she trippin'.
271
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:13,206
She's all into this social media
thing, thinks it's going to
make her rich.
272
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,842
Yo, Lisa's on Funstagram?
273
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,010
Yeah, man. It's bad.
274
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,678
That is crazy, man.
275
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:23,316
If I was to do it, like,
how would I even follow her?
276
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:29,189
You go to:
www.getyoassoutmyhouse/now
277
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,826
Is it two T's in "get"?
278
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,661
No, just, just one, just one.
279
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,863
Let me show you.
280
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:40,167
Word.
281
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,535
[Donnie] Tell her
to follow back.
282
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,740
[shouting]
What? Donnie! Hey!
283
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:47,875
Alright.
284
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,379
Don't nobody care about
your muscles. Turn around
a little bit.
285
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,214
-Really?
-[Rachel] Look over
your shoulder. There you go.
286
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,083
-[Rachel] Arch your back.
-Arch it?
287
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,018
-[Rachel] Yeah, they like that.
-OK, is that--
How does that look?
288
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,887
[Clears throat loudly]
289
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,289
May I ask what y'all are doing
down here in my man cave?
290
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,291
May I ask what you're doing out
of the swamp, Shrek?
291
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,728
That was a good one,
Ratchet, I mean Rachel.
292
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,464
Look, I came down here to
separate these two-ply rolls
of toilet paper.
293
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,400
Why don't we just
get a bidet, Tony?
294
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:16,069
That's a good idea! Actually no,
that's just a waste of water.
295
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,405
In fact, how long are you going
to be burning all these lights?
296
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:21,141
Why don't you go down
in the garage and get
the kerosene lamps?
297
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:24,144
Well, should I get a musket
while I'm in there?
298
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,646
Come on, Tony. We will not be
in your space for very long.
299
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,916
Aren't you even interested in
what your wife is doing?
300
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,418
She just reached 10,000
followers an hour ago.
301
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:34,421
She's about to make it
to Funstagram gold level,
make some real money,
302
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:37,490
and make you her Steadman.
[laughs]
303
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,659
What's with that bunny suit?
304
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:43,163
The two most popular things
online are hot girls
and cute animals.
305
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,764
Mm-hm, and we're going to
capitalize on both.
306
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,835
I don't like anything
about this.
307
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,270
I made $5,000 this month.
308
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,105
I'm in. How do I get one
of them bunny suits?
309
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,773
You really going to get on
Funstagram, Tony?
310
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:56,743
Oh, yeah. You can follow me
@bigbunnymoney.
311
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,445
[laughs]
312
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:01,514
-Hm. BBM, that's perfect.
-Yeah, ain't it?
313
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,715
[laughs]
314
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,926
Hey, Rach, what's up?
315
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,761
No.
316
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,865
What do you mean risqué?
On my account?
317
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:22,369
No, I would never post pictures
like that. Hold on.
318
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,371
[gasps]
319
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,974
O-M-G!
320
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,042
How did anybody get
those pictures?
321
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:32,045
How did they get on Funstagram?
322
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:34,547
I must have been hacked!
323
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:37,650
[Sighs]
324
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:43,123
[Tony yelling]
Oh, hell no! Lisa!
325
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,825
Lisa! Lisa!
326
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,561
Uh, what's up, Lisa?
327
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:52,065
What's with these pictures?
This is the most embarrassing
thing to happen to our family.
328
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:56,403
I'm not so sure about that.
Why do you have that on, Tony?
329
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:59,339
I'm trying to get
my followers up.
Mind your business.
330
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,141
Now this is about you.
331
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,809
OK, I think I can explain.
332
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,344
Remember the time
it was your birthday
333
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,880
and I sent you those pictures?
You remember?
334
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:11,051
Yeah. But what I want to know
is what are they doing online,
woman?
335
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:15,088
I don't know! Gosh, you are
hoppin' mad about this.
336
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:17,724
I'm sorry, Tony!
337
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:21,494
I don't know how this happened,
OK? I think somebody hacked into
my phone and posted 'em.
338
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,531
I should've just listened to you
and never got on Funstagram
in the first place.
339
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,599
You think?
Fix this, Lisa.
340
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:29,269
Now!
341
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,790
I need some sleep, Lisa.
342
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,592
Mm, nope! [bangs on table]
343
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:57,230
No sleep until all these blogs
take my pictures off their sites
344
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,699
You got me into this Funstagram
thing anyway. Type!
345
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,268
It's hopeless!
346
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,636
You email one blog and ask them
to take the photos down
347
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,638
and then the photos are already
up on ten other blogs.
348
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,608
You gonna have to ride this one
out like a Kardashian, sis.
349
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:12,245
Man, that's it, that's truly it.
I am shutting this account down.
350
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:17,217
-Wait! Wait a minute.
-What?
351
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,319
It says I reached premier
platinum level.
352
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:22,990
That's the highest level
you can get on Funstagram!
353
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,792
That's three levels higher
than what I have.
354
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:29,562
Those photos gained you one
hundred and sixty thousand new
followers overnight!
355
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,832
Ah, no, no, no!
It doesn't matter.
356
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,634
OK, I'm still shutting
it down. I'm deleting it.
357
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:39,572
OK, wait, wait, wait! First,
let's just check your inbox.
358
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:43,743
See? It's full of sponsors.
Look at all that money!
359
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,079
Wait. Hello?
360
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,415
This is she.
361
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,150
From where?
362
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:53,420
Vicky's Truth bra catalogue!
363
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:57,024
You want to pay me how much?
To take some pictures?
364
00:15:57,057 --> 00:16:00,327
Ah, well, OK, thank you.
365
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,296
You know, let me call you back.
Thank you.
366
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,932
They want to pay me ten grand
to be their social media
ambassador.
367
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,269
Oh! It's happening!
I told you, sis.
368
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,272
-You got to ride it out.
-Ride it out!
369
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,175
I mean, I'm going to ride
this thing 'til the wheels
fall off for ten grand!
370
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,147
-OK, hit it, hit it.
-Hit it.
371
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,782
Oh, cause it makes it go
straight down.
372
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,784
Tony, what are you doing?
373
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,987
Oh, don't worry about
what we got goin' on.
We about to get paid.
374
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,622
Who is this man in my house?
375
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,359
Oh, Roy? We goin' half
on a cart. [laughs]
376
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:36,296
Tony? Is that...
Thickums Stallworth?
377
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,799
Heavenly Father, where's my
phone, I need to call my momma.
378
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,334
Oh, do you wanna take a selfie?
379
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:42,535
-Cause we can definitely--
-Quit playin'!
380
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,004
Go on out of here, Roy.
381
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:47,307
I'll meet you down at the
recycling spot, man,
to get my cut.
382
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,975
I'm gone.
383
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,377
How'd you get a cell phone?
384
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,711
That's my business.
385
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,050
Now did you handle that
situation we talked about?
386
00:16:57,084 --> 00:17:00,153
Oh, relax, honey! It's OK.
387
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,356
That's actually what I came
to talk to you about.
I'm working on it.
388
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:07,026
And, you know, despite all my
extra attention, there is a
silver lining.
389
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,428
-What?
-I'm glad you asked.
390
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,663
Now because of my recent
internet fame,
391
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,566
Vicky's Truth bra catalogue
reached out to me on Funstagram,
392
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,203
and they want me to
be their new spokes model.
393
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,938
Hell no! I thought you were
gonna delete that account.
394
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:22,109
I was! But then, I reached
premier platinum level
and I thought--
395
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:25,145
No, no, no. Fix this, Lisa.
Delete that account.
396
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,217
Devon, baby, what happened
to your eye?
397
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,385
Funstagram happened
to my eye!
398
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,554
I got into a fight at school
because some clowns
399
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,789
got a hold of your newest
pictures on the gram.
400
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:39,292
See? Now, we don't need
the money at this expense.
401
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,128
If anything, I'll start Goober
driving to get some extra cash
402
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:44,531
Oh, oh... really?
403
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,599
That's just what I need,
you know?
404
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:50,069
Mom's on Funstagram,
showin' all her business.
405
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,939
Pop's chauffeuring my friends
around as a Goober driver.
406
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:56,876
What are y'all trying to do?
Ruin me?
407
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,312
Now if you'll excuse me...
408
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:02,349
I'll be outside,
cutting the grass.
409
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,221
You want seconds, baby?
410
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,656
-Oh, yeah! I want seconds!
-OK.
411
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,258
I wasn't talking about
the food, though.
412
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,825
-Mm, mm!
-[laughs] Silly.
413
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:16,062
Oh, oh, Lisa!
Check this out.
414
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,764
[reporter] If you're just
tuning in, LAPD has been
415
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,766
in pursuit for the last
ten minutes.
416
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,402
It looks like they are headed
into the Windsor Hills area.
417
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,770
That's our neighborhood.
418
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,506
That car looks familiar.
419
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,742
[reporter] We just got word
that the driver of the vehicle
is an unknown Goober driver.
420
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,578
-Donnie?
-Donnie?
421
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,580
Oh, what happened to the TV?
422
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,848
Uh, I canceled the cable.
423
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,917
Tony!
424
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,220
[Panting]
425
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,958
Hey, remember when I told you
I was a Goober driver
for that one rich client.
426
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,760
Turns out he was
a bank robber, man!
427
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,296
What?
428
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,264
-Are you serious?
-Don't I look serious, man?
429
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,766
He hired me as his personal
getaway driver.
430
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,935
I'm gonna be
in the attic, alright?
431
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,804
If anyone comes looking for me,
y'all don't know where I'm at.
432
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,240
Have my back on this one, man.
I didn't do nothing, brother.
433
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:07,180
Police department! Don't make
a move!
434
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:10,850
Where's the suspect?
435
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,019
Keep them hands
where I can see them.
436
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,158
Thickums!
437
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,828
[laughing] Wow, this is amazing!
438
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,863
-Really?
-Uh, sorry.
439
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,170
[Donnie] No, you got
the wrong one, man!
I'm not Donnie, he is!
440
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,547
Well, I passed
on the Vicky's Truth offer
441
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,715
and I took my pictures
off Funstagram.
442
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:46,219
But, I thought you were going to
delete the entire account?
443
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:50,423
[sighing] Oh, baby, don't worry.
I turned it into a personal
photography blog.
444
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,692
Hm, you still get to keep
all of your followers?
445
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,027
Please.
After I deleted my pictures
446
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,697
and started posting sunsets,
moonlit skies, trees, vacations,
447
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,599
and our kids,
448
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,535
I honestly have
like fifteen followers.
449
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:06,773
Well, I guess that's the end of
your super-duper-fancy-shmancy
ultra platinum level, huh?
450
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,741
Yeah, and no more checks.
451
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,210
I liked that little bit
of extra money.
452
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,212
Ah, come on, I'd rather have
a little extra dignity.
453
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,614
-True
-Now, we're both smart.
454
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,716
I'm sure if we put
our brains together,
455
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,918
we can come up
with some extra ideas
to make a little more money.
456
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,288
Maybe we could just sell
one of your kidneys?
457
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:25,224
Or how 'bout you try roping our
family into some pyramid scheme.
458
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,560
Oh, wait a minute,
you did that already.
459
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,429
[laughs] Oh, very funny.
You know what?
460
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,798
You can earn us some extra money
as a stand-up comedian.
461
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,066
[laughs mockingly]
462
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,437
Or maybe you can start
teaching a class on how
to talk back to your man.
463
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:40,573
Hey, you can start a whole
"Talk back to your man"
university.
464
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,309
You can hire your sisters
as professors
465
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,477
and y'all can sell
online classes
466
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:47,280
and the three of y'all
can be responsible for
divorces worldwide.
467
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:51,083
Divorce! That's a really quick,
easy way to earn some money.
468
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:54,120
No, quick easy, no.
It'd be a long,
drawn out process.
469
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:56,923
You right, you real right.
Or you know what a quicker
way would be?
470
00:20:56,956 --> 00:21:00,927
To collect on your life
insurance policy.
471
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,729
How much is that policy, again?
472
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,064
Same as yours.
473
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,567
You thinkin' what
I'm thinkin'?
474
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,738
That we fake our deaths, move to
Mexico, and use the money to
start over and never look back?
475
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,740
I was thinking France,
but yes to all that other stuff.
476
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,243
[laughs] Well, you know we'd
have to live in hiding.
477
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:21,348
That means we couldn't talk to
anybody. No friends, no family.
Especially your sisters.
478
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,416
No contact at all?
479
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:27,920
No contact at all.
No phone calls, no postcards,
no social media.
480
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,589
No Funstagram?
481
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,424
Especially no Funstagram.
482
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,260
You know, I'm gonna be
one hundred percent honest,
483
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,096
I gotta say, I kinda miss
the attention I got
on Funstagram.
484
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,765
I had a lot of followers!
485
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,267
Baby, I'm all
the followers you need.
486
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,936
That's true,
that's very true.
487
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,773
But why don't you go ahead
and follow me in between
these sheets?
488
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,307
OK!
489
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:53,112
You know, I don't see
"me in between these sheets"
on Funstagram.
490
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,948
Is it under a different
user name or something?
491
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,083
[laughs]
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