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I mean, you can use it on virtually any camera with a USB port.

It's heavily used, so, I mean, I did take half price off. I don't know if I

go any lower than that, though.

I can use it, but I'm going to wait until next paycheck.

So thank you for your time. All right, no problem.

And again, if you're still really on the fence, you know, I'll work with you a

little bit more on the price. All right?

All right, no problem.

You good, bro? You got that? Yeah, I got it. Whatever the hell that is.

What this is.

No, yeah, seriously, what is it?

It's called a gym.

It's like the best workout invention in the world. A gym?

Yeah.

Works out your whole body.

And what are you trying to do with it?

What do you mean?

I mean, do you want to pawn it or sell it?

I obviously want to sell this.

You want to sell it? Yeah.

And this is a gym?

This is a gym.

It's a full body workout.

Looks like a diving board or some shit. I mean, do you know how to set it up? Of

course I do.

Please,

please do so.

Okay, then I'll do that for you.

I'll tell you what, they're getting crazier and crazier with this workout

I still don't see how you can work out on this thing. It looks like a bed or a

chair.

You want it to show you.

You're going to have to show me. Am I going to have to show you? You're going

have to show me. If you're trying to sell it, you're going to have to show me

how it works. Well, then I guess I'll do that for you.

All right, let me show you. Yeah, have at it. Let me show you

how to do the pull -up. All right.

Obviously, you can tell the slide so you can adjust it to your comfortability.

Yeah, it slides nice.

I'm glad that you're enjoying it.

Now, I can't tell if this thing is from the 80s or from the future. I mean, how

long have you had it?

I mean, I've only had it, let's say, six, maybe six to eight months.

Six to eight months?

Yeah, so it's not that ancient.

But it's got some miles on it, huh? It does have some miles on it. I use it

quite a bit.

I also have clients that have used it.

Double time miles.

It's double time miles.

But yeah, I mean.

I kind of like to get some more equivalent, like close to what I paid

what was that?

I mean, I paid like a grand for this. You paid a grand for this thing? I did.

does your whole body.

I thought it was worth it.

I mean, you're selling it pretty quick, so I don't know how worth it it was.

Well, no, I'm always at the gym now, so I found... So it doesn't do everything

you need. When you walked in, you said it was a fitness person's dream or

something to that nature. Oh, it is. If you're home, I'm never home.

So, I mean...

You say it could work out your whole body, but seriously, what else can this

thing do?

Okay.

Might as well get a good workout in, right? Might as well. All right. So

obviously we're going to go next to the chest, right?

Men love the chest.

Women love it too.

But pretty simple.

All right, a little fly action, huh? Yeah, you do a little fly action.

Now, what's this thing connected to?

All right, a little hook, nylon straps.

It's pretty simple.

All right, so a little one -legged squats, too.

Hey, man, I've seen you peeking over here. You're interested in buying this?

Oh,

shit, man.

Well, all right.

No, but seriously, what's your number?

Come on. I mean, now you got my attention.

I mean,

now I'm more interested. That's for sure.

I like that way a lot better.

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, that ain't bad.

I ain't thinking a grand or whatever the hell that crazy number was you threw

out there.

Yeah, that ain't happening. I mean, it's like a car. The second you drive it off

the lot, it depreciates in value. I mean, especially a thing like this.

You showed me two workouts, and, I mean, you didn't even break a sweat. I didn't

do that. I only gave you a couple. No, I know. I understand.

I understand. But still, I mean, you've got to understand, I've got to turn a

profit, too.

So you're saying this isn't worth it to you? I mean, this is a full gym. No, I'm

interested. I'm interested.

That's for sure. But it's just a matter of a number that we can meet and agree

at. Because 800 or 1 ,000 is just outside of this world.

you might as well just go try and return it at the store and get your money back

if you want to, you know, do that.

But obviously, six months' time is too much to pass.

Yeah, exactly, for that. But, I mean, $300 ,000 is kind of insulting, too,

especially how I paid a grand, and it's still in good condition.

Have a good day, ma 'am.

Thank you.

Oh, no, I don't, insulting, not by any means. I'm just, you know, again, I'm

making my own assessment as to what I feel it's worth.

I mean, you can chime in, too.

I'm thinking $300. She said she bought it for a grand. I don't even know about

that. For a grand.

I'm not sure about all that, but I got a lot of running rules and rules up in

there. It's not that funny. I mean, it's still functioning. You've got all the

attachments to it.

Still works. Still smooth.

Okay.

He's been hanging out a while. Why don't you see?

I've been looking at that item, too.

Knock five off that. We'll take five off, but you scared him away, Billy. Oh,

well, that's a wrap.

Yeah, I mean, your number's just a little too lofty, to be honest with you.

Dude, what the hell happened with that guy? You went over to approach him, and

he ran away.

I don't know. I tried to get him down, but he just got scared or something

happened. It's the tattoos and the beard, man. I'm telling you, it's

intimidating. It's a little intimidating, my friend.

Okay. All right, so, Billy, help us out, man. I mean, we got this here.

workout thing, fitness gym.

You might want to know what it's called.

That would be important. That would be important.

She's talking $800.

I think that's out of this world, to be honest with you.

Exactly. I mean, we don't have instructions.

We don't have a box.

I keep forgetting the name of it. I mean, it looks good right here.

You brought it in. It was a pancake. Now it's the size of a semi -truck.

I don't know how to get it back to that position or get it back to this.

All this is taken away from the value. I mean, right now, if you leave and I buy

this, I can only sell it to a guy with a pickup truck. You know what I mean?

I mean, I could still, before I leave, I could show you. So you can try it on

yourself and see if you can do it.

And you guys can practice.

Now, I'm not saying I'm lazy.

I just don't want to go through all that trouble.

Instructions or something like that will be so much more helpful.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, I understand completely.

I mean, like I said, that's the best I can offer you. Like, I can show you how

to do this.

You have a market for it. Is this one of those things that's on the infomercials

late at night? Yeah. It's something like that, right?

Is that who it is?

What the hell, man?

Anything to make a dollar, I guess. Hell, I know about that.

I'm thinking, I mean, where do I get an infomercial like that to give to the

next person? I mean, besides making one myself, but that's more time and money I

got to invest in it, you know?

Not all, every old lady has the internet, you know?

What do you think, man? What are you thinking?

I say we give it a, see what's going on here, and have her try it out, see

what's going on, really, like that, as far as it goes.

Right, you said you're a pro, right? You're a professional fitness artist,

whatever? I'm a personal trainer, yes. Personal trainer, all right.

That's a bonus right there.

So you can do a bunch of workouts, correct?

You can knock out a few different workouts on this, right? Yeah, I mean, I

showed you a few of them.

Maybe we make our own workout video, and we'll add, you know, if you do that.

I'll be 80%. I'll be 80 % there ready to purchase. I don't know about $800, but

I'll make my way there.

I don't know, man. Like, I don't know you guys from a can of paint. I got

to do. I mean, I don't even know how long it's going to take to do it.

That's a lot. I mean, what do these infomercials run, 10, 15 minutes?

I mean, 15 minutes, you get a sale as opposed to you lugging it back out and

going home with no money in your pocket. That's up to you.

Because right now it's a hassle for the both of us.

I mean, that's up to you. But I think that would be cool if we get you just

doing a couple different exercises. Then, you know, we pay that video up

this and just sell it as a total, you know, total fitness.

A gym total.

You know, it looks like a total.

I mean, just a couple exercises. It's up to you.

Yeah, maybe not even. I mean, if you do just two different, you know, one, two,

one, two of each, be out of here maybe less.

You know what?

I'll throw an extra $100 in for you doing the video.

Okay. All right.

See, I'm working with her. You're going to get close to that $800.

That's the whole point, though. Like, I don't want you to lowball me on this

merchandise after we do the constructional video.

I'm thinking $450 right now.

And that's up. I mean, I just came up significantly.

You did, but that's still not enough.

All right.

I mean, 500 with the video.

15 minutes?

15 minutes. All right. We say grab the camera, man.

I'm on it. All right. All right, so this is a way to work out your full body

while being at home. So mom's at home. This is a great option for you to get

motivated. There are detachable items, so obviously, this is to do some pull

-ups. I'm actually going to show you how to work your upper body, then we'll go

down and work our way down to the lower body.

First, I'm going to demonstrate the pull -up.

Position yourself comfortably.

Obviously, be careful, because as you can see, it slides.

Okay?

So, position.

Pull up.

And here's a pull -up.

You just lift.

And there you're getting a pretty good... Oh, sorry about that.

It's okay. You're all right.

All right.

So there you go, working out the back as well as the shoulders.

Yeah, see, I'm glad you're doing this because I don't look as good as you on

that thing. That's for sure.

Well, thank you for the compliment.

But there you go.

Definitely tell you work out, too.

Well, good.

All right, so...

I would also do around 12 to 15 reps. If you were going to do it at home, you

want that full range and extension.

All right.

So, we've had enough of this back workout. Let's see if we can do our

For this one, we're actually going to get these cords here.

Play with them a little bit.

It seems like such a mission just to do a single exercise.

What do you mean?

30 seconds.

What's that?

I'm going to say we don't want to be lazy while walking out.

Well, you're laying down.

It just makes you comfortable.

There you go.

For you gentlemen that want to work out those pecs.

There you have it.

Make sure you fully range.

We're going to do your thighs.

Well, thank you. I did tell you I was a professional.

See that sweat?

close off the upper body.

That's

a

good position right there.

And also switch it up so you can get different angles.

Get your arms in there.

If you want to invert, you can invert.

Probably do this too.

Oh, there we go again.

Watch that now.

Beautiful. Watch that. All right.

So that's... All right, all right, all right.

And as I said, we're going to trickle down, right? So we're going to work on

legs and our glutes.

Pay good attention, ladies.

Men love their glutes.

Men love women's glutes.

There you go. I don't like my own, that's for damn sure. I was going to

love your own, so.

We all love glutes.

So it's a standard squat.

Past the grass.

I tend to like to do a little jump to my step.

Get a little more cardio.

Elevate your heart rate.

We can also do one -legged.

Why don't you slow down a little bit?

Up and down.

So, yeah, I mean, this is all fine and dandy, but, I mean, you're trying to get

to your 800, right?

Yes.

So, you've seen, like, nude workouts, of course, right?

I mean, everybody's seen that. I watch it all the time, right?

No.

Are you serious? You've never seen people nude working out? No.

Well, it's... No, come on. I mean, you can get a good workout doing that,

No, seriously, if you want to get to your 800, I'd like to get you doing a

couple of your sets again, you know, in the nude, and I'll pay you 800.

Are you kidding me? I'm not. No, I'm not. I mean, come on. It's just us here.

The shop's already closed down. You're our last customer of the day.

You're cool and everything? I mean, this is fun.

Like, you explained the 15 -minute spec was great, but I don't know, man.

Come on, it's another 15 minutes for another $300.

You ain't never making that money anywhere else like that.

We're at $500 right now for the workout video.

The nude workout's $800.

Just the amount that you walked in here looking for.

It's just as easy as what you did right now, but you ain't got no clothes on to

restrict you.

I closed the blinds, all that. Don't worry.

Come on, man.

Help convince her, man. I mean, I think money talks, but apparently to her,

money ain't much.

All right.

I just cleared the register.

Alright.

There's one.

There's two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

That's $800 right there.

For the exact amount that you wanted when you walked in through the door.

your pipe dream for that piece of shit.

Just to work out naked.

This thing's plastic, come on.

It's not plastic.

Let's not over dramatize this whole thing.

Exactly. Let's not over -dramatize it and let's just do it. Let's just do it.

Should I draw the drapes?

You know what?

I'm going to draw the drapes.

It'll be the same workout you just did.

Quick and easy.

All right.

Shop's closed down.

We're even past office hours now.

Yeah, I mean, that's the best way it's going to sell.

All right

Is my face going to be in this? Because I don't know if I feel comfortable with

my face in this.

What do you mean?

Like, I mean, is my face going to be on this?

Like, while I'm naked?

I mean, yeah.

Maybe I'll blur you out, I guess. I'll blur you out. I can do that.

Really? Can you please?

Yeah. I'll take care of that for you. Thank you so much. I appreciate it.

And then she might squat.

All right.

Somewhere.

Just lay on the floor. That's fine.

So, back to our workout video.

I'm going to start with a few exercises.

Okay. You're going to do the pull -up first.

Work that back and shoulder area.

I'm just going to lay down.

You guys comfortable?

You sound

hungry

over there, man.

Is that your stomach rumbling?

You'd be surprised what else is running in here.

Wow.

Okay.

All right. Yeah, what's your next exercise?

Let's move on to the next one. Oh, sorry about that.

We have an issue.

Yeah.

All right, the next one is set.

Now we can see all of your muscle.

Oh, now you can see all of it? Yeah, whereas before we couldn't see so much.

It's a bit more convincing. Yeah, exactly. We can see how ripped you are.

Do you weigh?

Of course.

I think I could do 15.

There's your eight.

You already did eight, huh?

Yeah, buddy.

I wasn't paying too much close attention to how many you're doing.

Oh, were you not? You should have been.

Oh, man.

I would like to put my dick between their titties, boy.

All right.

How about we do another exercise?

Let's do it. Make a move.

Okay.

Slow it down too, you know?

What, with full range of motion?

That's what I'm saying.

That's a nice ass right there.

Well, I'll show you how I build my ass after I'm done with my upper body.

See, folks, anybody can have an ass like mine.

Is that right?

Of course.

The regular saleswoman.

Well, apparently I'm making one, aren't I?

He's getting real close up there. Just a little bit.

All right.

So we're ready for some squats.

It's good to get ass like this.

This is what you would do.

Pass the grass.

Go up.

Let's lower the range.

Now when you say ass to grass, I don't get it.

Ass to the floor.

I don't see grass anywhere.

Yeah, there aren't any green pastures around here.

That's what I'm saying.

Metaphor. Okay.

Is it appropriate to jump to it if you want to?

Keep jumping.

Hey, why don't you let me take over?

You got this, boss?

Yeah, man. All right, boss, man. How you doing, man? You just enjoy the show.

All right, man.

Enjoy what show?

This has been a commercial, right?

It's still a show for us, too, you know? Mm -hmm.

I bet she could jump on a big girl just like that.

Okay. Maybe.

All right, so the last exercise.

Like I said before, I kind of created this one.

Look at that blood.

Yeah.

So it says you need a calf, your shoulders.

You mean cows.

They're full grown.

Oh, are they cows?

That's right.

All those things, as well as an ass and a cross.

Can I talk to you for a minute, please?

Who's that, me? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, whatever you want.

You can say whatever you need.

Come on.

Where do you want to go?

Can we talk privately for a minute?

Oh, yeah.

All right.

Okay, so you're cool and everything, but you're probably kind of making me feel

a little awkward.

Well, what do you mean? He's just giving you compliments.

It's kind of inappropriate, you know?

Trying to do a fitness video. You want me to get him out of here? Is that what

you're saying? I would prefer it.

He's going through some shit with his ex -girlfriend.

Backstory is irrelevant.

I'll take care of it. We'll finish up the workout video. Thank you so much. I

appreciate it.

Hey, Billy.

I got a bunch of that paperwork for those pawns. I never filed them.

Some of them are even past due, so I mean, we can take ownership of them. You

want to take care of that paperwork in the back for me? I mean, we got... Sure,

you need no help here? No, yeah, I mean, I got the camera and all that, so don't

worry about it, man. All right, then. All right, so I'll be back in the office

maybe in 10, 15 minutes. All right, man. All right?

Thank you.

I'll be back there shortly, man.

Thank you so much. Commence workout gym fitness video.

Okay, we are commencing.

So where was I?

I think that's enough of those.

Okay.

And that, guys.

Yeah,

I was thinking maybe you can make another 200 today.

How would I do that?

Why don't you suck my dick?

You want me to suck your penis?

My dick, yeah, my penis. Your penis? Whatever you want to call it.

I mean... That's another $200.

That's $1 ,000 you'll be living here with.

$1 ,000?

I mean... Let me show it to you.

It is only fair at this point.

$200?

I'll give you $200.

Okay.

I kind of knew your game.

I mean, if a girl's willing to work out naked, she's usually up for anything.

Oh, really?

That's right.

You assume it.

Yeah, look up at me while you suck my dick.

Oh, yeah.

Do it with no hands.

Oh, yeah.

That's a good workout, man.

Keep looking at me.

Oh yeah.

Keep looking at me.

Suck my balls.

Oh yeah.

Ready to fuck?

Is that part of the deal? That's part of the deal.

I'm going to ask if you're ready.

I'm ready.

Why don't you turn around?

You need a real workout?

This is the cardio part.

Fuck. Holy

shit.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes. Oh.

Make it upon the day. Oh.

Here, get up.

It's funny

Oh yeah.

Let's finish this work.

I'll get you a paper towel.

There you go. Thank you.

That was what, one?

There's two.

Three, four.

What do you call it?

It's a blizzard or something? What weather phenomenon?

It's raining, right?

It's raining there.

There you go.

I'm getting out of here.

So if you don't mind, can you get dressed, please?

No problem.

It's my pleasure.

You still look good even picking up that money.

Look at this thing now. I know why you're selling You

almost

done over there

Have a good night.

Go lift some weights.