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10 Things I Hate About You...

So all this time
we've been friends,
you've liked me?

No. I've loved you.

I don't know
how to tell you this,

but I don't feel the same way.

Want to help hand out fliers?
I'll put them on the table,
but I'm not passing them out.

Gee, thanks.
That's so supportive.

This is your thing, not mine.

Must be nice
not to care about anything.

Cameron, we have to talk.

I love you, but you
don't feel the same way.
What more is there to say?

Cameron, wait.

I'm so sorry.

Meat Is Not Green, huh?

If it is, you probably
shouldn't eat it.

Don't mock.
This book is fascinating.

Did you know that 18%
of the world's greenhouse
gas emissions

come from animal agriculture?

That is fascinating.

If everyone at this school
ate vegetables instead of
processed animal flesh

just one day a week,
it would make a huge
environmental impact.

Huh. What else can I do?

Is there, like,
a walkathon or something?

No. If you don't want
to do it for the earth,

do it for your colon.

Come on, I'm eating.

I can see that. Vividly.

Okay. Recess is over.
Enjoy your carbon footprint.

I'm going to go
do something about this.

Of course you are.

Still want to hang out
after school?

Sure.

Hey, Cameron, this seat
has your name on it.

Well, actually,
it says "Dee's nuts,"

but you can still sit here.

No thanks. My friends
are waiting for me.

Hey, guys.
Thanks for saving me a seat.

Anyone want my Fruit Roll-Up?

I can't believe
he's still hung up on you.

It's been three whole weeks.

I wish he'd get over me
so we could go back
to being friends.

Those Goth kids
are going to eat him alive.

Ooh, don't look now.

It's Max Morita.
I'm so in love with him.

I thought you were in love
with David Allen.

That was before he
flirted with Kelly Morris
in front of my face.

That's so rude.

Eh, I'm over it.
I've upgraded to Max,
and I couldn't be happier.

Oh, my God. Dawn, that's it.
What's it?

If we find Cameron
someone else,

he'll be so happy
we can go back
to being friends.

Bianca, are you saying
what I think you're saying?

Matchmaking!

What about Barbara?

She bites her nails
and eats them.

Ugh. Gina?

She just had a baby.

Oh, I thought she just
lost a bunch of weight.

What about her? Stacy.

According to her stats,

she's freakishly tall,
just like Cameron.

But I don't know
if she's his type.

It says here she likes cats,
hiking in the foothills,
and Celine Dion.

Cameron hates cats and hiking.

Ooh, it's my future husband.

Hi, Max.

Bianca.

So what's up?

No! Really?

Uh-oh, you have
"old person trying
to use the computer" face.

I can't figure out
how to uplink a photo.

Upload. What's it for?

CyberSerenade?

A friend at the hospital
convinced me to sign up
for this online dating site.

Oh, Dad, that's so great.

I don't know.
I haven't dated since--

Since Mom died.

Yes, but also since
I looked like this.

Hair? Oh, my God.

My friend says

you should assume
everybody's 10 years older

and 50 pounds heavier
than their picture.

I figure when women meet me,
they'll think,

Well, he's bald,
but at least he can
see his feet.

It says here you're interested
in Nora Ephron movies,

antiquing, and tending
to your herb garden.

We don't have an herb garden.

But we could. Think about it.
Fresh herbs, mm.

Dad, these are all lies.

My friend says to think of them
more as sales tools.

You're right. He's an idiot.

No. He is a genius.

Well, he is a brain surgeon.

Dawn, I have a great idea.

School spirit
has seriously been sagging

since we lost
the girls' golf finals.

As spirit chair, it's my job
to lift people's spirits,

which is why we need
more funds for balloons.

Danica, this is a travesty.

If the balloon budget
has been blown,

then we cannot afford
to just stick a pin in this.

Out of order. You must be
recognized by the president
in order to speak.

Our president's asleep
in his chair.

A vivid example of why
so few surfers become
great legislators.

I've got orchestra practice
in 15 minutes,

and I have to soak my reed.
Can we adjourn?

Motion to adjourn
can only be made
by the president.

Is there any more business?

I have something?

Point of order, you must
be recognized by the--

The president recognizes
the patient young lady
with the long brown hair.

Please continue.

I'm here to ask for your help.

Every day,
the earth is getting
closer and closer

to cataclysmic
climate change,

yet every year, we're burning
more and more fossil fuels.

It's time for our generation
to say enough.

We didn't cause this mess,
but we can clean it up,

and that starts
right here, right now,

with your approval
of meatless Mondays.

But Mondays
are pepperoni pizza day.

Allow me to share this short
but educational slide show
on the urgent--

I don't have time
for a slide show.
Can we table this?

Unlike Balloongate,
this actually is
a serious issue.

If we stick a pin in it,
we're all going to die.

I doubt that'll happen
by our next meeting,

but I'll put you
on the agenda.

Adjourned.

Welcome to hell.

You're lucky.
You're just visiting.

Cameron James?

He's one of
the eight boys at school
who's taller than me.

Plus he's got great eyes.

But trust me,
he's not interested.

Yet.

That's where we come in.

We are going to give you...

A makeover!
A makeover!

Oh, my God.

I've always dreamed
of getting makeovers
from cheerleaders.

Wait, you're not going to pour
pig's blood on me, are you?

No, we just want to help you
reach your full potential.

This is so great.

I can't wait to see
my new hair.

And when do I get to try on
all my different outfits?

Will I get to twirl around
while the sales girls applaud?

We only have
until next period,

so we don't have time
for the full makeover montage.

But relax.
Dawn is a styling genius.

And I'll give you
a crash course

on all of Cameron's
favorite things.

Oh, my God,
this is going to be fun.

This is Kate.
She blew up the trailer
her stepfather was in,

but you learn later
that she was completely
justified.

You love your old Legos

and refuse
to give them away,

no matter what your mom says.

You're counting down the days

until Toy Story 3
comes out on June 18th,

and he's going to college.

Wow. You look stunning.

Can I see?

Not till the big reveal.

Now we just have to find
the perfect place
for them to meet.

Somewhere where she's back-lit.

Oh, yeah.

We did not get a chance
to officially meet.

Kat Stratford.

William Blankenship.
Everyone calls me Blank.

I wanted to thank you
for trying to intervene
on my behalf.

Oh, I'm sorry
I gave that impression.

Frankly, I couldn't care less
about your little crusade.

I just had
a spontaneous outburst

because you're
the first American I've met

who's actually aware
there's an entire world

beyond the boundaries
of your jingoistic,

gluttonous, puffed-up
former superpower.

Okay.

I think there's some
common ground in there.

Different words, maybe.

I also noticed your hair.

I like brown hair.

It gives a woman
an air of intelligence.

Much like your English accent

gives you an air
of snobbish entitlement.

Oh, dear God.
It's not just an air.

You actually are intelligent.

And I want
meatless Mondays passed.

Never going to happen.
This year's most sweeping
piece of legislation

was the bold switch
to two-ply toilet tissue.

I agree. This school is filled
with apathetic mouth-breathers.

But this is a chance
to actually change things
for the better.

Isn't that what politics
is all about?

Aw, that's adorable.

Politics is about power.

Wait.

And this would show people
that the student council
has it.

See? Your ego wants to help me.

All right, I'm in.

Let's shake things up.

Give me your number.
We can strategize.

That was easy.

I'll call you.

Who's that guy?

His name is Blank.

Blank? Sounds like a douche.

Please don't use that word.
It's loaded with gender bias.

I know. That's why I like it.

Hey, Cameron.
I'm sorry, I'm late
for an awards ceremony.

Wait. I know you don't
want to talk to me, but--

Yeah, I know,
and that's easier to do
when you don't talk to me,

so please don't.

Look, I'm just trying to do
a favor for my friend Stacy.

She has a huge crush on you.

Really? Your friend?
Stacy who?

Stacy. The cute, tall girl.
That's her right over there.

Wow. That's not
how she looked first period.

Girls are like flowers.

You'll never know
when they'll bloom.

Listen, she's too shy
to talk to you,

so if you're interested,
you better make a move

before some other guy
snatches her up.

Oh, gosh. A move?

Which one will I pick?

Just talk about Lost.
She's a huge fan.

Lost? So am I!

My theory
about the smoke monster
will blow her mind.

It's the spirit of the island.

Great. I don't know why,
but I just have this feeling

you two are going to
really hit it off.

Thanks, B.

Hey.

Hi.
So I hear you know something
about a plane crash.

So you need to go after
the three swing votes.

Lobbying is all about
exploiting the weakness,

desire, or vanity
of your target.

First up, Tabitha
"Out of Order" Cook.

She's more desperate for respect
than a washed-up boy band.

Tabitha, you're the face
of student council.

You make the announcements
every morning.

It's harder than it looks.

We don't even have
a TelePrompTer.

That's why I need you
to be the face
of meatless Mondays.

If this thing works,
it could go national.

You could be interviewed on--
Fox News?

Uh-huh. Just picture it.

Tabitha Cook,
voice of America's future.

This is Tabitha Cook.

Then there's our illustrious
president Trey.

This is how he looks awake.

To see him like this,
you need to get him
before second period.

Trey, got an idea.

Sign this absentee ballot,
and you won't have to come
to today's meeting.

And I hear the surf's
10 feet and off-shore
and cresting.

Dude, that's awesome.

I mean, there's too many
damn meetings.

I only ran because
my friend Luke goes,

"Dude, if you run
for president,

"I'll lick a dog's butt."

And I go "Dude, it's on."

Just-- I need--

And let us not forget
our school spirit
fundamentalist.

Meat is so much more expensive

than even locally grown
vegetables

that the savings
would be enough

for us to buy
our very own helium tank.

So then, I tell her
about the helium tanks,

and she says, "Thank God,
my cheeks are killing me."

Sounds like my roast beef
sandwich days are numbered.

You can kiss
your meat goodbye.

Hey, I still got
Tuesday through Thursday.

Oh, so we're now having
meatless Fridays too, huh?

So I printed this up.

It's a new theory
on the real reason

why Oceanic Flight 815
crashed.

My God, time-traveling
fantasy TV is so confusing.

Oh, hey, Cameron.

We were just
talking about you.
Sit, sit.

Hello, ladies.

Got a little gift for you.

Oh. Thank you.

Yeah.

It's your favorite.

Brigadier General
Billy Mitchell.

Right, from that war.

World War I, Stacy.

She's a little nervous.

Uh-huh. Thank you
so much, Cameron.

I'll put him by my bed.

Well, no. It should really
be in a climate controlled
environment.

You'll keep him in your
special refrigeration
case, Stace.

Oh, okay.
Perfect.

Okay. I got a little surprise.

My mom made an extra
peanut butter and bacon
sandwich for you.

She cut the crusts off
and put it on olive bread,

just like we like it.

That-- That looks really good.

Oh, it's so good, right?

I bet it tastes better
than one of those expired
Dharma candy bars

Hurley found in the hatch, huh?

Yeah, like from Lost, right?

I can't. I can't.

Bianca, I really appreciate
the makeover,

but I can't remember
everything you told me to say,

and I hate bacon,

and Cameron deserves a girl
who will treasure

this Billy Dee Williams
action figure.

I'm sorry.

She just called this
an action figure.

What is going on?

Did you put her up to this?

I just wanted you to be happy.

Well, mission accomplished.

I am so happy.

Cameron, she really was
interested in you.

Come on, come on,
please go my way.

Hey. Want to get out of here?

Not now. Student council
is voting on meatless Mondays.

Again?
No, it was tabled, remember?

What? It was defeated?

It passed by three votes.

Your Mondays will
forever more be meat-free.

We did it. Thank you so much.
I only did it
so you'd stop hounding me.

I should head back inside
before Tabitha has me
drawn and quartered.

Aw, yes. Can you believe this?

Nice. Can we go now?

That's it? I finally
change something around here
for the better,

and all you say is
that's nice?

Well done, mate. Cheerio.

Look who's a douche now.

Oh, no.

I know, I know.
Insert dead raccoon joke here.

Dad, what were you thinking?

I uploaded that picture
of me with hair,

and then things
just snowballed
out of control.

And the snowball
killed a raccoon
and landed on your head.

At least it gave its life
for a good cause.

I guess the lesson here is
honesty is the best policy.

You'd think I would have
learned that by now.

Well, my date wasn't
completely honest
on her profile, either.

I think she went to high school
with your grandfather.

So it was a disaster?

You know, it was strange.

While I was waiting for her
to walk in the door,

I felt excited.

Your mother
was the love of my life,

and after she died,
I never thought I'd want
to meet someone again,

but just that little spark
of anticipation

made me realize life goes on.

Daddy, that's fantastic.

Now please take that thing
off your head and burn it.

I would, but it's glued on.

Hey, everybody.

Who wants a balloon filled
with this super-cool helium?

You?

Veggie lasagna
and a side salad.

Mm, smells like victory.

I wouldn't know.
Lost my sense of smell
in 'Nam.

Oh, I'm so--

Because here at Padua High,

we know that we can't enjoy
our lunch today

unless we think
about tomorrow.

This is Tabitha Cook,
voice of America's future,
signing off.

Okay, I need a copy
of that ASAP.

I'm sending it straight
to Greta Van Susteren.

Kat, I so appreciate
what you've done.

I've always wanted
to be socially conscious,

and you've made it possible
for me to do so

within my existing schedule.

Hey, saving the planet
shouldn't be a chore.

Well, I think it's awful
what Blank has done.

Blank? What do you mean?

Ladies and gentlemen,
I am a big fan of tradition.

I believe a man
should open a door
for a lady.

I believe nothing says class
like a white Oxford shirt.

And I believe that everyone
has the right to a slice
of pepperoni pizza

to get them through
a tough Monday.

Now bad people have taken
your pepperoni away.

They're force-feeding you
their hippie agenda instead.

But I promise you this--

I will fight for your meat.

In fact, I'm making it
the cornerstone

of my campaign for Padua High
student council president.

Blank.

Here you are, Kat.

Would you like a slice?
I ordered one plain cheese.

I'm pretending
this is your face.

Kat, I told you from the start
I didn't believe in your
little crusade.

So you helped me get it passed,
just so you can tear it down?

You are such a douche.

There's no need
for vulgarities.

You got your veggies,
and I got a divisive wedge
issue to put me on the map.

It's a win-win. Yay, us.

Don't try and spin this.

You betrayed me.

It's not personal.
It's just politics.

Cameron, hear me out.

I know you're mad, but I have
three questions to ask you,

and if you never want
to speak to me again, fine.

Did you like Stacy?

Yes.

Were you excited
about Stacy?
Yes.

So it's theoretically possible
that you could be interested
in someone besides me?

Yes, if she wasn't just
a theoretical person.

I know I did the wrong thing,

but I did it
for the right reasons.

I thought if you got excited
about someone else,

then you would be happy
and we could go back
to being friends.

And it worked.

Yeah, right up until
my complete and utter
humiliation.

But you felt something
for Stacy,

which means
you're getting over me.

You know,
it could have been worse.

She could have walked off
with your Brigadier General
Billy Mitchell.

I can't believe you really
did all that research.

You know what's even
more unbelievable?

I am now addicted
to that stupid antique
solider site on eBay.

You know, people are going nuts
bidding on this German general,
Erich Ludendorff.

No way. There's a Ludie
up for sale?

Yeah. It expires in two hours.

I better get on that.

I need him
to complete my depiction

of the Spring Offensive
of 1918.

I missed you, Cameron.

Me, too.

Can I join you?

Only if you promise
not to say "I told you so."

You were right about Blank.

He's such a do--

Doo-head. Got to stop
using that word.

Blank's a douche.
Told you so.

I can't believe I let him
use me like that.

Well, you changed things.

Because of you,
I'm eating my first soy dog.

Mm.

What do you think?

It's not bad.

But if you guys
hate meat so much,

then why does it
taste like meat?

No, I'm serious.
What's up with that?

Well, it's not
that I hate the taste.

It's just that
whenever I see meat,

all I see is this little face
saying "Don't eat me."

Uh-huh.

And how long have you
been having these
hallucinations?

Four years.

But this is definitely
my best one--

You eating a soy dog.

I'm not going to grow man-boobs

like the guy from Entourage,
right?

Right. Forgot
to tell you that part.

Don't worry.
You'd look great in a B-cup.

Thank you.

You're welcome.