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Previously on
10 Things I Hate About You...

It's the first day of school,
so remember the most
important thing--

don't get pregnant.

Bye, Dad.
Bye, Dad.

Using exhaustive
Facebook research,

I've identified
the most popular girl
at school.

I'm Chastity.

This is Joey Donner,
my boyfriend.

Who is Captain Intensity
over there?

Patrick Verona. People
say he knows the taste
of human flesh.

Please.

My name's Cameron.

I'm so lucky
to have met you.

You're my first GBF.

What-- A GBF?
Gay best friend.

People
are not scared of me.

Sure they are. That's why
I find you interesting.

Maybe I'm a really bad
boyfriend.

You're, like,
the perfect boyfriend.

All this time
we've been friends,
you've liked me?

I've loved you.

I don't feel the same way.

You have no right
to do that.
Bam.

They're making us
wear uniforms.

So you don't give a damn
that we no longer have
the rights

that are guaranteed to us
in the Bill of Rights?

What's the point?
It's not like we can change it.

Be quiet, please.

Shut up and listen to her.

Joey and I broke up.
I cut him loose.

Come back here with that,
or you're suspended, too.

Then I guess
I'm suspended.

You sure about this?

No.

But I'm doing it.

Hey, Kat. It's your sister

calling from a deserted
parking lot.

Oh, hello,
creepy man in a van.

I don't need a ride.
My sister's picking me up.

Thanks.

Call me.

Hey, Fivehead.
Do you need a ride home?

Joey, we can't
be seen together.

Chastity has vowed
to dismember the girl
who kissed you,

and our make-out sessions
won't be nearly as fun
if I have no arms.

This sucks.

I just want to shout
from the rooftops--

I'm dating Bianca Stratford!

That is so sweet,

but could you just mouth it?

Okay, I have a simple
two-step plan

to get us through this.

Step 1,
we date in secret.

Joey.

Oh. Doing them now.

Step 2, we track down
the surveillance tape

of our make-out session
before Chastity sees it.

Cool. We could
watch it together.

So we can erase it.

That's good, too.
No bad ideas.

Oh, God. Get down.

Hi, Chastity.

Hop in, B.
I'll give you a ride.

We can play a game.
It's called

Top 10 Ways
to Torture the Skank
Who Kissed Joey.

I'll go first.
Waterboarding, duh.

TP her locker?

Lame.

Put semi-permanent
green dye in her sham--

Mm-mm.

Throw her in the ocean
in a meat bikini.

I love it.

I can't believe
I just did that!

I can't believe
I just walked out of school!

It was so exciting.

I wonder if Gandhi
ever felt like this,

so alive, so inspired, so--

Hot.

We took a stand.

Uh-huh.

We told the establishment
to stick it.

Yeah, yeah, we're heroes.

Let's go in.

Hell, no.

Oh. And I thought
you were a tough guy.

I'm suspended.
My dad is going to kill me.

I am so stressed out
about this Chastity thing,

I can't even enjoy the fact
that Dad is going to kill you.

Hi.

Dad, I'm so glad
you're home.

Relax. I just got here.
Hi, honey.

Hi, Daddy.

So I heard
some good news today.

I heard someone got suspended.
Who was it again?

Oh, that's right. It was you.

What are you doing?
Don't you know it goes
on your permanent record?

I thought you were
going to drop this.

I was going to, but--
But what?

What happened in between
me ordering you
back into school

and you walking out of it?

I had to stand up
for my principles.

They were hassling some guy.

Guy? There's a guy now?

Do you know this guy?
What guy?
Some guy.

Some-- Some poor kid.

Oh, a kid.
They were going to search
his backpack.

Someone had to intervene

before they performed
a full-body cavity search.

This is America, not Xinjiang.

Do you notice that this isn't
China or Tibet or Cambodia?

But there is an emperor here,
and it's me.

Who, incidentally, taught me
to think for myself.

Oh, no. You can't
blame me for this.

You broke the rules.
You're going to have to deal
with the consequences.

I know.
I'm suspended tomorrow.

No, these consequences.

You're painting
the living room tomorrow.

Just in case you don't
get into a college,

now you'll have a skill
to make a living.

Okay, does the back
of this girl's head

look
like the back of mine?

No. She doesn't have enough--
What do you call them?

Natural highlights.

Natural, sure.
What are you doing?

All that Chastity knows
about Joey's mystery girl

is she's blonde and thin,

so I'm assembling
a list of suspects.

Once Chastity sees
how huge it is,

she'll be overwhelmed
and give up.

Thank God we live
in California.

Here's a thought.

If you didn't do
anything wrong,

why not just tell
the Satanic Smurfette
the truth?

Like you did?

Dad, they were totally
going to search

some poor kid's bag,
so I had to stand up
for his rights

and ride off into the sunset

with him on the back of
his bitchen motorcycle.

Bianca, I was standing up
for our constitutional
protections.

Oh, my God. Shut up.

You're like
a live feed from CNN.

So I told Bianca
I need time to get over her,

then I turned and walked away
without looking back.

Yes, yes, I was hoping
you wouldn't look back.

Good for you, bro.
You finally told her off.

When you say it like that,
it sounds harsh.

Now I feel bad.

Maybe I should apologize.

After all, it's not her fault
she doesn't love me back.

Dude, if you really
want to get over Bianca,

stop making excuses
and get angry.

Did you learn anything
from your parents' divorce?

I'm not angry. I'm just
hurt and disappointed,

and for some reason,
I can't listen to the radio.

Bianca rejected you, okay?

You gave her your heart,
and she riverdanced over it,

then made out
with the quarterback
of the football team.

And you want to apologize?

Not that much anymore.

Oh. Hey, Cameron.
How are you?

Very well, thank you.

Yeah, buddy.
Yes!

Hey, bestie.

I found out where they keep
the surveillance tapes.

You did? Oh, goodie.

Mm-hm. They're locked
in the AV closet.

I tried to bribe
the janitor to open it,

but he's afraid
he'll lose his job.

Like there aren't
a million other bathrooms
to clean out there.

Well, darn it.
I guess we'll never
get the tape, then.

Well, that's what I thought,
until I remebered

that that tall nerd person
friend of yours

is king of the AV club.
Get the key from him, okay?

I'd do it myself,
but I don't want to look
petty and vindictive.

You cannot come in.

If my dad sees you here,
his head will explode,

and then I'll have to repaint.

Your dad's at work.
How's he going to see me?
Hidden cameras?

Yes.

Come on. I'll help you paint.

It's the least I can do.
After all, you did get
suspended for me.

Don't flatter yourself.

I got suspended
for my principles.

I just fled the scene with you.

Really? Because I think...

I'm not kidding.
I can't mess around.

You don't get the point
of being suspended at all.

Day off, no school.
It's like a vacation.

This is not a vacation.

After I paint this entire room,

I have to study
for an English test
I was supposed to take.

If you get suspended
on a test day, you get a zero.

Dem's da rules.

A zero? No. They'll just
have to make an exception.

I don't think they do that.

Not that I've ever tried.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I can't get a zero.

That'll bring down
my whole GPA,

and on top of the suspension--

Why did I do something
so stupid?

I have ruined my entire life,
my whole future.

I won't get into Brown.
I won't be able to protect
civil liberties

and crusade against injustice.

And I can't even be
a house painter
because I suck at it.

Don't you think
you're overreacting?

It's your first day
as a painter.
You'll get better.

I'm just kidding.

If this test is that important,

then just break into school
and take it.

How am I going to do that?

With my help.

I'm not so sure about this.
What if somebody recognizes me?

Don't worry. With that hood
and glasses, they'll just
think you're a celebrity.

Whoa, check it out, dudes.
It's Patrick Verona.

And he brought
our favorite freedom fighter,
the Dalai Mama.

Really? Me, your favorite?

Because of you getting
your protesting back out,

we got to empty our lockers,
all full to brimming
with sweet hydro.

That's exactly
what I was fighting for--

Your stash.

Could you guys get in

and grab the wheel, please,
before the BKWs catch us?

We need passage.

The southwest hall is clear.

How do you know?

There's an app for that.

Bianca.
Joey.

Bianca, I got your text.

How'd you get out of class?

I told the teacher
I was itching.

God, you're pretty.

Thanks, but that's not
why I need to talk to you.

We have an emergency.
Step 2 of our plan

is about to go off the rails.

Step 2.

Destroying the security tape.

Are we done with step 1?

No. Step 1 is like
the Olympic torch--
It's always going.

Now listen-- I need you
to get into Cameron's pants.

He's gay.
It shouldn't be that hard.

To steal his keys.

That's what I thought.

He has gym next period.

Steal his keys. Get them to me.

I'll get the tape, erase it,
then you slip his keys
back into his pants

before the class ends.

Do I need to write this down?

I don't mean to diss
on your plan,

because it's really
complicated and awesome,

but why can't you just
ask him for the keys?

Because he's mad at me.

Long story. Strange.

But listen,
we need to act fast.

If we don't, Chastity will,
and then we'll have to move
to Bolivia.

Calm down, Five-o.

No one's moving to Africa.

I'll get you those keys.

Oh, Joey.

Bianca.

School police.

I need to see that hall pass.

This watermark looks like
it was made with diet soda.

Do I look like an idiot to you?

You're skipping class
to make out with
your boyfriend?

Just the last ten minutes.
Besides, it's history.
I already know how it ends.

Everyone dies.

Aren't you supposed to be
painting the living room?

I have to take an English test.

You broke into school
to take a test?

You are so weird.

Hi, I'm Joey,
Bianca's boyfriend.

We should double sometime.

Joey, we're dating in secret.

Bianca, I think they know.

I was never here.

You Stratford sisters
are a strange breed.

Kat?

Aren't you suspended?

Would I be here
if I were suspended?

No. I'd be home
watching Oprah.

Did you know I was once
an audience member
on her show?

You don't say.

They gave us all a pair
of these tennis shoes

that firm your butt
just by wearing them.

That Oprah deserves
the Nobel prize.

She is a saint.

Are you trying
to steal my keys?

No, no, I was just
admiring them from a-close.

Okay, look.
Bianca told me that you guys
are kind of in a fight.

Yeah, well, I don't want
to talk about it--

Especially with you,
Joey Donner.

I'm sorry. I understand.

Well, not really,
but Bianca needs your help.

Does she, now?

Yep.

See, there's this security tape,

and I'm supposed
to get your key, so--

Wait a minute.
Let me check my notes.

Keys out of pants.
Get the keys to Bianca,
who destroys tape, then go--

Are you done?
I have a rope to climb.

Okay, man to man.

Me and Bianca,
we're making out

on a tape that's locked
in the AV closet.

We need to get the said tape

before Chastity sees it
and bad things happen.

So I'm just a part
of her master plan?

Yeah, but you're not
supposed to know.

Oh, and don't tell anybody
that we're dating.

I always forget step 1.

So you're dating now?

Well, congratulations.

Thanks!

Hey, thought--

How about you
snag the tape for us?

That makes it so much easier.

Sure, bro.
I'll get you the tape.

And then
I'll even sweeten it up,

with a little Jay-Z
and some cool effects.

And then I'll wrap it
in a heart-shaped box,

filled with
rose petals and wishes.

Don't bother.
We're just going to erase it.

But thanks. Up top.

Academic catastrophe
averted.

I took the test.
Actually, I aced the test.

Incense, my ass.

I know my incense.
I got five different types
of incense in my bathroom.

I got sandalwood,
old school musk...

You've been wanting
to do that all day.

Let's get out of here.

I still have to finish
painting the living room
before my dad gets home.

Someone's coming.

Shut up. Let's go.

Hey, you.

Motorcycle man.
You shouldn't be here.

Today was fun.

You want to run? Okay.

I got you.

Oh!

You.

You told Cameron
we were dating?

I had to call
an audible.

No.

He must be so upset.

Not at all.

In fact, he wanted to do

this whole soundtrack
thingie.

Uh-oh. Chastity's at 6:00.
Now 7. She's at 8.

I can't tell time this fast.
Hang up the phone.

Great news, B.
Your nerd boy?

He got me the tape.

He gave it to you?
You don't want to watch this.

Uh, yeah, I do.

I do.

It's already cued up.

I wish we had popcorn.

No, I don't want to wait
the three minutes.

Chastity, listen,
there's something I need
to talk to you about.

It's not that big of a deal.
There she is.

I will never forget
those roots. Ugh.

Listen, Chastity,
I want you to know

that this shouldn't affect
our friendship in any way,

because what you're
going to see is not--

Damn it.

Security system's crap.

Stupid public school.

I guess we'll never know
who she is.

It'll just remain
one of life's mysteries,
like Fergie's age.

I can't be the only person
who saw them.

I mean, you know what?

We'll start interrogating
people.

Eventually,
some nut will crack.

Chastity, can you
just explain to me
one teeny, tiny thing?

You dumped Joey.

Why do you care
who he kissed?

Because-- Because...

it's humiliating.

It didn't even take him a day
to get over me.

When he kissed that sloor,

he probably still had the taste

of my strawberry ultimate shine
lip quencher on his mouth.

Whoever that girl is,
she can't compare to you.

You are the most popular
girl at this school.

You're the youngest
head cheerleader

in the history of Padua High.

You are
Chastity freaking Church.

You're right.

You're right.
I'm me, and she is nothing.

A nobody.
A nasty, mangy piece
of garbage.

Okay.

Thank you for reminding me
how amazing I am.

I am so glad we're besties.

Air hug.

Oh, and give that back
to nerd boy.

What's your deal? Is someone
paying you to ruin my life,

or is something
clinically wrong with you?

Dad, I had to--

Not another word.

What did she do now?

Today's stunt
was breaking into school.

To take an English test.
Hush.

They were going
to give me a zero.
I said--

Wait, what?
You broke into school
to take a test?

I know. It's weird.

And it's going to cost you
another mark

on your permanent record.

So let me get this straight.

You're going to punish
my daughter for trying
to get a good grade?

Well, I'm sure as hell
not going to reward her

for breaching our costly,
yet apparently crap,
security system.

Come on.

If this is the way
you treat a good student,

what do you do
with the bad ones?

Chain them up
to break rocks during recess?

Just because
she's a good student

doesn't mean she's good.

She's in my office
more than that boy
that randomly bites

other kids' necks.

Damn this vampire craze.

Look, Kat is many things--

Stubborn, intractable,

relentless--
Annoying,

trouble-making.

Pardon me, Principal Holland,

but if anyone's
going to insult my daughter,
it's going to be me.

This girl is a great kid.
She's smart and soulful,

generous and good-hearted.

She's determined to make
a difference in the world,
and she will.

I'm sure of it. Yesterday,
when she walked out,

yes, she broke the rules,

but it was 100%
the right thing to do.

She was just
defending a poor kid

against authority figures
who prefer to scare kids
into submission,

rather than inspire them
to greatness.

I got the other one.

Man, he's fast.

Well, well, well.

Here's that poor kid now.

That poor, defenseless kid.

Cameron, thanks
for erasing the tape.

Consider that your last favor.

Look, I'm so, so, so sorry.

I wanted to tell you
about Joey,

but you weren't
speaking to me.

No, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I thought you were

this sweet,
innocent girl from Ohio,

who thinks about puppies
as she falls asleep.

But now I see
you're this ruthless vixen

who will step on anyone
to get what she wants.

In fact,
I bet you hate puppies.

I love puppies.

Not falling for that again.

Hey, B.

You want some fro-yo?

I got a huge one
because I feel like
celebrating me.

Mm, whoever invented sprinkles
deserves a gold star. Mm.

Chastity, I have
something to tell you.

I'm so glad
we've become friends,

real friends, which makes this
so much harder to say,

but I have to be
honest with you,
no matter what happens.

Uh, well,
consider the suspense built.

I'm the one who kissed Joey.

So that went well.

The test grade counts,
the suspension's been lifted,

and Principal Holland
admitted that she didn't
have a concussion

in front of witnesses.

Thanks to you, I'm still
an Ivy League candidate.

You're also a liar.

What?

This whole time,
you've been telling me

this is about your principles.

You forgot to mention
your principles drive
a motorcycle.

So it was Patrick's bag.

That's not why I left.

The school violated several
Constitutional amendments.

Dad!

Kat!

Just get in the car
and drive.

What is going on?
Why are you covered
in sprinkles?

Just drive.

Go, go, go.
Chastity is coming.

Oh, I will see you
at school tomorrow!