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There she was, standing there,

sat in gown,

golden hair.

She'll make you feel blue all night long.

She'll make you cry.

I've got to make that interview.

Wow, look at that.

I certainly have to do that.

She's a

I better get going.

Nice house.

This should be fun.

Hi, Mr. Woodman.

My name is Terry Schaefer. I called earlier regarding your ad.

Why, uh, yes.

Please, come in.

Ma 'am, there's someone here for the interview.

I'll be right there.

Please, Terry, sit down. Thank you.

Gee.

She sure smells good.

Mrs. Woodman, I'm Terry Schaefer. Oh, please, Terry, call me Max.

My Harvey does.

And he's a famous inventor now.

Well, he just got his name on a patent for a brand new robot.

Oh. Do you want to see it? Sure.

Well, his official name is Woodman, but we call him Woody.

Woody, bring Harvey's tobacco.

Thanks, Moody.

Isn't that wonderful?

Why, it certainly is. You must be very proud.

I sure am.

Oh, Mag, don't.

My Harvey, he's so modest and generous.

Well, I was thrilled when he said I can have a live -in maid.

Well, I brought my resume and a list of references for you.

I'm sure you're totally qualified.

So pretty, too.

Don't you think so, Har?

Absolutely. When could you start?

Immediately. I just have to get my suitcases from the car.

Great. I'll show you to your room as soon as you get back.

Okay.

Come with me, Woody.

Hi, Mr. Woodman.

My name is Terry Schaefer. I called earlier regarding your ad.

Harv and Mag look just right.

Such an innocent couple.

But soon, I'm going to make them feel real good.

I'll get them lying naked in bed and...

Oh, Max.

I'll kiss your tits and devour your pussy.

oh

That gear cocks so good.

Imagine having our own live -in maid.

Someone to cook, to clean, to give me a

massage.

Massage? Yeah, in a room.

Terry said she'd gladly give me a massage any time I wanted.

You know, to relieve tension, to soothe my muscles.

She seems so considerate.

I think our pretty Terry will do just fine.

Don't you think so, Har?

Oh, Meg, do you think you could do what you've been promising to do with your

mouth?

Please, can't you just get on top like usual?

You know, maybe next week.

Here you are, sweetheart.

Thank you very much.

Would you like me to rub some suntan lotion on you, Mac?

Oh, sure. Thank you.

Hey, neighbors!

Hi, Dom.

Sit down.

How's Peg?

She's fine. She's at her mom's.

Uh,

Harv, who's that?

That's Terry, our new housekeeper.

You know, housekeeper. You sly little devil.

Terry, when you're finished with Meg, I can use some help putting lotion on my

hairy jungle over here. Is that okay?

I can give you a private massage upstairs if you'd like.

That would be wonderful.

See you at the party Saturday.

Boy, have I got a way with women.

Party's still on for Saturday, right?

Mm -hmm.

Could you do me a favor?

I need an extra towel. You got one?

Woody, bring us a towel.

Nice towel, Don.

Thank you.

That little guy kills me, you know that?

Yeah. You just come right over here.

Let's take this off. You'll be a lot more comfortable out of it.

Okay.

There you go.

This is so nice of you, Terry.

You're welcome, sweetheart. It's just part of my job. Now you lay right over

here in the middle of the bed and just try to relax.

Think of nice things.

Oh, I'm so tight.

Yes, you are. There's a lot of tension in these muscles.

Your hands

are so soft.

Why, thank you, sweetheart. So is your skin.

God,

Maggie, you have such a beautiful body.

Oh, Terry.

It's nice to see a lady who takes care of herself.

Turn over.

Gosh, Maggie, you have such beautiful breasts.

So do you, Terry.

Thank you. You have gorgeous breasts, Terry.

Thank you very much.

Really beautiful breasts.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Um... Oh, Terry.

Please touch me there. I like it.

Oh.

I want you to take your clothes off, baby.

Okay.

Tell me, how did you find her?

She answered our ad.

Oh, God, what a find.

Beautiful. Beautiful.

you

Harry's going to make things a lot easier for Meg now.

Oh, yeah.

Easier for Meg. A lot harder on you, right?

Now put

this in me

Put it in your mouth.

That's it.

Now suck on it.

Go ahead.

Deeper.

Now lick it.

There you go.

That's wonderful.

I don't know.

How am I doing?

Wonderful, baby.

Oh, now.

Now I want you to put this in, in you.

Okay.

Okay.

Now just sit up and spray for me.

Oh, you're going to love it, baby. Ready?

Oh.

Is that good?

I sure love the way you puff on your pipe.

You must be a great kisser.

Is there anything I can do for you before bed?

What's this? Another pipe in your pocket?

I'd love to puff on this pipe.

So she just answered your ad, huh?

Holy shit, I have got to get some of that action.

Now is my chance.

I, uh, picture this flower so you could wear it in your hair.

Oh.

Bug.

Why, thank you, Dom.

So, where's Mag and Harv?

They went shopping for the party.

Oh, did they?

Well, this would be a great time for you to put on that lotion. What do you say?

Well, I'll tell you what.

You wait here.

I'll be right back.

I'm going to fix you up just right, Dom.

Put this on and do exactly what I tell you.

You bet.

Eat me, Dom.

That means I have to... That's right.

You want more?

Yep.

Now that was good.

Now come with me.

Now you can continue.

That's enough.

Now put your cock in me.

You want to steal it, huh?

able to find a sitter, so she and John will be able to come over tomorrow

Oh, good. I like John.

I thought it was thoughtful of your co -workers to come over tomorrow night and

help us celebrate your new patent.

Sure is. It should be a swell party, dear.

I've baked my best chocolate cream pie for you two tonight. Now, I think I'll

upstairs and take a bath, but first I'll put on some music for you to enjoy your

dessert bites.

Honey, why don't we just sit around the table tonight and talk a little bit?

I think I'm going to go get my hot roll and my pie.

It's only me, Maggie. You eat that pie and I'll eat this pie.

I'm tired now. I think I'll go to bed.

Okay, Dara. Good night.

Good night.

Who is it?

It's your favorite neighbor.

Come on in, Dom.

time for dessert.

It's delicious.

Here's a little rubber suit I made just for your cock, Dom.

That's what I'd call really sharing a dessert.

What neighbors.

To you.

Cheers.

Cheers. How can I ever tell my Harvey about... Terry.

God, I feel so guilty.

Maybe I should use my mouth on Harvey like Terry showed me.

That would make my Harvey very happy.

I wonder what Meg would do if she knew about Terry.

I'd better not let it happen anymore.

But it feels so good.

If only Mag would do it to me, I'd be so happy.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Yeah, uh -huh.

Yeah, not bad.

What? Really?

Oh, no, no, look, it's fine. Stay at your mom's.

Yeah, I was only going to discuss business over at Harv's.

Yeah, very boring stuff.

I'll pick you up Sunday, no problem.

Love ya.

Bye -bye.

My, my.

This is going to be the greatest fucking party of my life.

Hello?

Oh, hi, John.

No. No, no need to bring anything.

In fact, our housekeeper is preparing everything we need right now.

Thanks anyway.

Bye -bye.

Deeper.

Look at that John. He's a real nice fella.

I hope our party doesn't turn out to be a dull evening.

I needed that.

You're welcome, Harry.

Oh, look

who's here.

Sandra.

Glad you could make it. How's your business?

Thank you,

Mr. Temple. I appreciate your observation.

the job.

What did you think about the Johnson's, Fiona?

Not thanking.

Come on, people, liven

up.

Get loose already.

Would you like another one for you?

Yeah. Okay.

I think I'll make my secret punch. Just one

little

drop of my love potion here is all it should take.

That's spiced things up nicely.

Oh,

yeah, sure.

Thank you.

That's good.

Broccoli. Carrots.

It really does.

Did you try those noodles?

Did you try those noodles?

You can't smoke either

Oh, it's smoked up.

Don't you think Harv looks better with no clothes on, Mac?

Why don't you help me take his underwear off?

better.

Here, you try.

Go ahead.

That's good.

Bon appetit, Max.

Oh, man, that's fantastic.

You taste so good.

I love you.

Give it to me.

Oh, more cock.

Oh,

oh. So good.

Oh, okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Harder. Harder.

Fuck me.

Oh, you're shoving in there. Shoving in your lips.

enjoyed this job.

Yes.

I do believe everything came out just fine.

Somebody fuck me, please.

Oh, fuck me, please.

Anybody fuck me?

Please? Somebody?

I've got to go now. I've got another interview.

Bye, Terry.

Thank you.

Bye for now, but I'm sure I'll see you again.

Pretty lady, Arpion.

She's wonderful. I think she changed our life.