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Yeah, well, my son and me want to go away for a week, you know. We've got

$200, $300, you know.

Maybe take a cruise for a week. Sorry, but we have nothing under $700.

That's it? That's the bottom?

Oh, well, that's just... Sorry, thanks anyway. I'll get back to you.

I'll get a station.

Hey, Beck. No, he won't be in today.

Beck, look at this.

Real estate business is booming in Los Angeles.

Aspiring actresses are becoming real estate brokers in pursuit of a more

and financially rewarding career.

Real estate?

Yeah, well, listen. A prospective buyer is often showfoot around town, dined in

wine by a gorgeous young starlet, with measurements often bigger than the price

tag. Let me see that.

Look, they got some names right down here.

Hollywood star...

Hollywood Star Realty, Karen speaking.

Hollywood Star Realty? Yes, this is Victor Durgis III from Columbus, Ohio.

How can I help you, Mr. Durgis? Well, we're opening up a little branch of my

company out your way, and I'll need a place to stay and to entertain guests

clients. How big a place do you need?

Oh, eight or nine bedrooms.

Plus a room for my house staff and personal valet.

Durgis Oil is expanding, and we're looking for a real showcase.

What price range are we talking about, Mr. Durgis?

Well, a million and up.

We have several listings that might suit you.

When are you coming into town?

Well, I have to fly in on the 4th for a stockholders' meeting.

If you'd like, we have a special VIP service.

We'd be glad to have our telephone pick you up at the airport and bring you to

our private hillside retreat, where you can stay while you're in town.

Are you there, Mr. Durgess?

Hello?

Yes, I was just conferring with an associate.

Something important has just come up. I'll have my secretary get right back to

you. Thank you very much, Mr. Durgess. I'll be waiting for a call. Bye.

You sly son of a bitch.

To hell with pumping gas. You're not going on this one alone.

Well, I, uh...

I could use a personal valet. Personal valet? Fuck you. I ain't going to be

nobody's valet.

Well, how about a secretary?

Up yours, VD.

You want to go or not?

Yeah.

Cut out that VD crap, you fuck.

Come on,

Chris.

Do you like it? Yes, this might be it.

Mr. Durgess III.

How do you do, Mr.

Durgess? Hi, Victor.

Thank you.

Karen?

Karen, this is John Poster, my secretary.

How do you do?

Come in. Make yourselves comfortable.

Thank you.

Thank you, girl.

Did you care for some champagne?

Oh, wonderful.

Champagne's on.

What an incredible fit.

Yes, is it sterling? No, it's silicone.

Keep hoping, honey.

I'm sure we'll enjoy doing business together. Excuse me for just a moment.

Make yourselves at home.

I could get lost in there for a week.

Jesus Christ, what is this place?

This place has got more pussy than a fucking cat house on Saturday night.

the fucking Taj Mahal.

We only did this in the movies.

That's a girl.

Yeah. Mr.

Durgess, come with me. I'll take you to your rooms.

Thank you, Connor.

Very kind.

This door opens to your bedroom if you need anything I'll be downstairs

Thank you.

This is too good to be true.

Guys at the station are ever going to believe this.

Oh, yeah.

You try it.

It's hot.

It's really hot.

Not that bad.

You've just been a baby.

Very special to show you. Oh, well, all right. Show it to me.

Well, I can't right now, but it's very big and warm.

It has the coziest little fire pit.

And it can handle anything you want.

It's only a million dollars.

Sounds like a real bargain.

When can I see it?

Later.

hmm hmm hmm

Okay,

look at that.

That's it.

Accepted. Now if you'll just sign these papers, we'll get into escrow.

Well, I must say, you girls do drive a hard bargain. But you're very, very

convincing.

But working for you, it was worth it. You girls can work for me any time you

want.

Oh, Mr. Durgess.

Yes, ma 'am?

I'd like you to meet a fellow oilman, Hubert Fielder.

Victor Durges III.

What company did you say you were from?

Durges. I was Ohio.

Durges Oil. I don't believe I've ever heard of that.

Yes. Excuse me. I had an engineer once by the name of... Victoria was just

trying to show me a house. I have the perfect house for you.

Olivia and Samantha are going to take you there right now.

What about Victoria?

Don't you have something to do, Victoria?

Oh, well... Come on, you'll just love it.

What are you doing when you're not working?

Oh, I try to enjoy myself.

Hey, John.

Pick a memo.

I'd like you to contact the Houston branch.

Find out what's happening with that offshore deal.

Can you really read that?

He's got his own form of shorthand.

Oh, really?

Sure, I'd love to teach it to you. How about tonight, baby?

And contact McFarland.

I want to find out about that shipping agreement.

Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I've got it all taken care of.

Samantha? Pull over.

Why are we stopping?

I got some business I want John to take care of.

What business, V .D.? I'd like to read that lease agreement for the new

What? I want to have it ready for me tonight.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

So long, John.

part of the house is the view.

Isn't it beautiful?

Well, how do you like it?

Well, I buy

it. Oh, great.

If the two of you will move in with me.

I think that could be arranged.

Yeah?

If you want, we can stick the bid in today.

I think we should stick it in right now.

But, Mr.

Jurgis... Call me Victor.

But we could lose our job.

Hey, what are you worried about your jobs? You got me.

How could we be sure?

Listen, trust me.

You girls look after me, and I'll look after the two of you.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Kiss.

Hmm.

Okay, let me see.

I got it.

Ooh, yes.

Pretty. Oh.

Yes, rub them together now. Come on, rub those tits together.

Oh, yes.

Yes, babies. Rub those tits. Come on, rub them together. Let me see those

Let me see those tits, babies. Come on, let me see.

Let me see. Get them together.

Oh, yes. Get them together.

That's it. Oh, lick it up.

Oh, lick that nipple, honey.

Mm -hmm.

Go get it. Come on. Give me a second.

Let me see.

Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it.

Yeah. What you got under here?

Suck on it.

Suck on that cock, baby. Go on. Suck it. That's it.

You'll get it.

Hey, why don't you get the balls?

Come on up here now. Lick my balls. Come on.

Good girl.

Come on, lick it.

There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Oh, come on. I miss you, honey. Come on back up there. I miss you.

That's it. Lick those balls, honey.

Lick those balls. Come on. Lick them.

Come on, honey. Lick those balls for me. Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Yes.

Faster.

Up and down. Go on. Go get it. Go on. Get that car.

Yes.

but it's extremely important. What the hell is so important?

The Security Exchange Commission has to meet with you right away.

You get out of here, John.

You better look at this, Dick.

The SEC is going to suspend the trade of your stock in 20 minutes unless you get

down there right away.

You take care of it, you hear me?

You're selling me a full party for me.

I've already done that, Vic.

They won't deal with me.

You better get down there yourself, otherwise it's going to cost you

Hey! Hey!

Are you still in?

In a taxi?

Yeah, wait a minute. He'll be right out.

Okay, John.

Come on.

I want to talk to you.

I'll be right back, girl. Just wait right there.

Victor hated to leave you alone, so I'm filling in.

Get yours!

Do you want a hot pussy, baby?

Do you want a hot pussy?

Let's say hi to pussy.

You're not going to get out.

Get down there.

You don't want to have that look, huh?

You don't want to have Jesus. Stay right there.

Who's that one over there?

Oh.

Don't need my test.

Oh, yeah?

This is my test.

It's so fuckin' good.

Mmm!

Pretty good!

Be nice to this one.

Especially this one.

Especially his head, love.

You like to stop there every day?

Yeah,

let's go over and come on this bitch over here.

Let's go jerk off on her.

Come on.

You know, I really got a comp too. You know, I'm getting kind of frustrated

sucking all these bitches, right?

Like this time on her?

Sure, do you like that too?

Yeah.

Is everything okay?

Oh, yes, honey. Thank you very much. I made it just in time. Oh, good. Well, I

hope you still want the house.

Of course, yes. I'll just get the papers ready and we'll sign them. We'll get

them ready right away.

Great.

Well, hello there.

Hiya there, sweetheart.

So,

uh, how'd you like it?

That was really great. You know, you give the best...

the girls show do? It wasn't big enough.

You know, I'm looking for someplace really nice with a pool.

Well, I know a place like that for sale, but it's a lot more money. Excuse me.

Sure. Do you have anything in the mountains?

I'd like to spend some time alone.

You know what I mean?

You know, that was really weird the way that they were talking this afternoon.

Yeah, there's something suspicious about that.

Is his name Victor?

You check him out, do you, hon?

No, don't worry. I think the girls have got his head spinning.

Yeah, well, what's got me worried is that I'm afraid that Victoria's moving

on him.

Don't worry.

We'll show him the house with the indoor pool tomorrow.

We'll get him to sign financial forms, and we're going to run a check.

Okay. Well, you're the boss, Karen.

Uh, see you in the morning. See you all later.

Come on, hon.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, my hat. Get my hat.

Put it on. I'm going to have to start all over again.

Oh, by the way, I

have 500 G's of undeclared money that I want to give you for the deposit on my

house. Okay.

Sure. Anything you say. Okay.

I'll give it to you next week. All right.

All right.

Let's ride them.

Yeah,

ride them. Come on, cowboy. Come on, girl.

Come on, baby.

Let's go. Come on, come on, come on.

Ride them, cowboy.

You're crazy

if you sign those papers. When they run a credit check, we have had it.

Listen, asshole, I know what I'm doing. It's five o 'clock in the east. They

won't find out anything until Monday.

I'll put things in motion and you'll be in the house before you know it.

Oh, yeah, you've been great, Karen.

Thanks a lot.

I'll catch you back at the house a little bit later.

Hollywood Star Realty.

Hi, Hubert.

Yeah, Karen.

I just got word from my home office. I'm going to have to be heading out

sometime tomorrow afternoon.

Is there some time you and I can get together?

I don't know. I'll have to get back to you.

Hey, you find anything out on those two clowns yet?

No, I won't know anything until Monday.

Everything's closed for the weekend.

If you want, I can make some phone calls for you if you're worried. Not really,

but it can't hurt.

Okay, I'll talk to you later.

time I played tennis was with Princess Margaret, Wimbledon.

Wow, you're such a big shot.

I didn't know Princess Margaret played tennis.

Yes, our London office is the next door to Buckingham Palace. I happen to play

with her quite often.

Oh, I've always wanted to go to London.

Well, if you play your cards right, I'll take you with me.

Hey, what about me?

I want to get two.

That's right, take us all to London. Yeah, yeah, really, we should all go.

a minute!

Listen, I got an idea.

I'll play all three of you in tennis, and if you win, I'll take you all to

London.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Tom, just a minute.

This isn't working.

Okay. All right.

Hey, big shot.

Want a bite?

Well, girls, I guess that's it. You lose. Oh, that wasn't fair. Really

Come here, John.

Hi. Oh, did these float?

Oh, no, it's just that we like to see all of our customers come clean.

Oh, I see.

I'll do my best.

Oh, my.

Hi. Oh, is he happy? Well, you know, this is very nice. Does that feel good?

Yeah, it does.

I am pretty dirty, though, girls. You'll have to work hard.

I mean, uh... We know you're dirty.

Yeah, how it is in the oil. It just gets all over you. Oh, that's just too bad.

Yeah, it takes weeks to get out.

Oh, it's sweaty.

Oh, poor baby.

Yeah. It's so hard.

So that's a little more in the genital area.

Uh -huh.

Fuck it.

Fuck my cock. Yeah,

suck it, baby. Fuck it.

Oh, fuck you, bitch.

Yeah? Who's the smallest there?

Is that you, Shorty?

All right, get over here. Come on.

Why don't you get up here, sweetheart?

All right.

Come on, let me give it to her.

I don't know.

What is this?

Thank you.

Thank you.

The important thing is, we're always looking for new places to drill.

Well, do you think that this is the place?

Yes, ma 'am.

I think California is going to open up a whole new area of untapped resources.

Yes.

Excuse me, Karen. Hubert is waiting for you. Oh, could one of you guys help me

up?

to the cellar without a doctor.

Karen, baby.

Hi. How's my sweetheart?

Hi. There's your money, honey. Can I look?

Go on.

Now, you take good care of that.

Look, sweetheart, I'm running real late. I've got my plane that's waiting for me

at the airport.

I want to be a good girl.

I want you to walk for me. I want you to do everything we talked about.

I'll give you a call when I get back.

By the way,

those two idiots you've been running around with, they're as phony as $9

I don't believe it.

You better believe it, because... All right, Mr. Oil Man, come out now.

Karen, call the police.

I don't think you want to call the police. police with all that illegal

lying around.

Yeah, give me the money.

Looks like we're not going to be doing business now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, old man, we're pulling the shots from here on in. It's just cold.

And it's all that fucker.

struck oil again.

I think I'll take all you girls on a nice vacation somewhere.