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Good God!

It's Miss Acapulco naked, Shadow Neva

It entertains Come, ac It's my office.

Around here.

Take a sit.

- Carambolas Do you know all these? - I made them famous.

You see the guy in there, it's Pedro Trumpets, now he does porn,

I discovered it. Take a sit.

- Tell me, Candy. You've heard about the program: "Dancing for a Dream"? - Do not.

It's a great show to start ...

... you win the admiration of the public.

- All started Chespirito .. - Really?

It will be your great start. With one face like yours and your beautiful ...

...ears.

- Do you know how to sing? - Do not.

Well ... I ... I mean ...

- I've never tried. - All right.

Let me hear your tessitura.

Do Re Mi fa...

- Sol! - Child, you are wonderful, wonderful.

Now we will see how you dance.

You are formidable. Hello Carlitos?

Hi Carlitos. I'm J. P.

I have a great singer here, you must put it in your show.

It has a pair of lungs fucking mother Can you?

Tonight.

Fantastic, great There is not problem, I'll take care of it.

Goodnight. Adi s.

We must practice.

I am a hypnotist ... qualified.

Juan Picabolsas. Used car seller?

It is not this.

Juanito Picabolsas. Qualified hypnotist

That's me, child.

Excuse me, Mr. Picabolsas, but ... - Ll mame: J. P.

Correct! J. P.

J. P.

I do not see like a hypnotist could you help me

But, Candy, your voice needs to be exercised and that would take weeks and money.

I can put you in a hypnotic trance and achieve the same in a single lesson.

Carambolas! Do you mean it?

Hey, hesChespirito is Mexican?

You will be B rbara Streisand in a few minutes.

Can we start now?

Yes, sure, sit on the div.

- One thing before. - S ?

- What's your favorite ice cream? - Vanilla.

Fantastic, now, just relax.

I want you to stare at my watch.

You're going to count 100 from back.

When your eyes are closed, do not resist, let them close.

Just listen to my voice.

And you will obey my orders.

- Start counting ... - 100

99 ... 98 ... 97 ...

96 ... 5 ...

4...

This is good.

Here I have your ice cream of vanilla, Candy.

And I know you like them a lot.

Put it in your mouth.

And ch palo.

Are you rich?

Ch palo.

Now, sing.

Go on, sing while you suck.

More strong, stronger.

More strong, stronger.

Upload your tone Upload your tone

More soft, soft.

Suavecito, suavecito.

Very soft.

Lower the tone, that's fine.

Oh, what a good thing you do.

You are going to be a wonderful singer, a great vocalist.

You like to suck my cock ... I want to Say, m ice cream cone, Candy?

I love your ice cream cone.

Tell me if you like having it in your mouth.

I like to have it in my mouth.

It is, is, so great ... It feels so ... Uh, uh.

It's so big that just It fits in my mouth.

That's it. Sing again.

Open your blouse.

Brush your tits, j ntalas.

You ... like ...

... your vanilla ice cream?

- I loved your vanilla ice cream. - To me too.

It's, it's ...

- ... the vanilla ice cream your favorite? - It's delicious.

Now, Candy.

When I applaud, you will have the voice as sweet as the sweet.

I catch her!

Give me another one, let's go! I'm going to catch her!

Other, another! Hold another one!

Come on, chala! You can!

- Another and now. - This sucks.

- Put a stop to this. - You can do it.

Our judge has disqualified to our contestant.

Wicked. Why did you do it?

He's in the wrong show, to join a circus.

From Wendy Williams!

Come on, bitch, you have to leave the stage.

Come on, get off the stage, come on.

All right, friends, we have great surprises for you

Very good now...

Very good, do not change it.

Our next contestant comes from the University of Michigan.

With such a sweet voice that will give them diabetes.

Friends, let's welcome Candy Christian!

Well, very good! Thank you, Candy Christian!

Now, let's see what our first judge, Rex. P., you have to say.

Just because you are the perfect combination ...

... I give you a big and hot ...

... rating of 69. Do you understand what I say?

69 is perfect. Let's see what think our other judge, Jamie.

I would really love it a piece of that candy.

I give a huge 69.

Good heavens! Another 69. I do not think so. Is a great result But a judge is missing.

- What do you think, J.P. Organ? - He has a large pair of lungs.

Anyone who sings with that Chest deserves a great 69.

Candy, you're the winner unanimously. And here is your prize!

Very good very good.

Here's another one "Dancing for a I dream. "Let's say goodbye to our winner:

Candy Christian!

His friend Adal says goodbye Ramones Until the next!

This has been a production of the ass of Adal Ramones.

"Dancing for a Dream" is recorded before a live audience.

If you think that this program was arranged is mere coincidence.

- Rec rcholis! - You keep smiling for TV.

Carambolas, Mr. Ramones, I can hardly believe that I won!

Rec rcholis!

And here is your prize.

Santa Caramba!

Rec rcholis!

"Good heavens, Mr. Ramones!

- You are sure that this is part of my prize? - Yes, Candy.

I'm sure. This is the best part.

You keep smiling and you They will open the doors for you.

Rec rcholis!

Are you liking your prize, Candy?

"Damn, Mr. Ramones! Never I expected a prize like this.

You're good. Good good

It is the best of the show. You like it, huh?

And Mr. Ramones was so kind ...

... who let me sleep in the back From Stage.

Very good, child, you were the sensation of the show.

Thanks, J. P.

And thanks, too, for volunteering to take care my check so nobody steals it from me.

For what do you think we are the agents, child?

- Well, I do not know. - To protect the stars.

And you'll be a star, believe me.

- Also, I got you another show. - Really?

So soon?

Don Francisco saw you on TV. And Adal Ramones contacted him.

- Don Francisco from Saturday Giant? - Not more, not less.

He has a place for you in his show Tonight, it's your big opportunity.

- Soon you'll be in Hollywood. - Carambolas, Mr. Picabolsas.

What will he do? I do not know another song.

I'm J. P., I'm J. P.

- All you'll do is talk. - Of what? - Whatever you can think of.

What would you like?

Just remember to obey Don Francisco in everything that you order.

Understood, J. P.

Here's the address, it's in Bourbank, arrives at 7:30 PM.

Thanks, J.P.

Oh, J.P. I will not need money for the passage?

Ask for a ride, child. My duty It is to protect your money.

I can not let you spend on something as frivolous as the passage.

I'm lucky to have you to take care of me.

- Forget it, just make sure you're punctual. - I'm on my way.

- Hi, honey? Do you need transportation? - Yes. -Well, you know.

- Where are you going, beautiful? - I'm going to Bourbank.

I will be in the show of Don Francisco.

And I am very nervous.

You see that you have what it takes.

My name is Samantha, my Friends call me Sam.

- I'm Candy Christian. - It is a pleasure.

At what time should you get there?

- At 7:30 PM. - You have plenty of time.

Come to my house, I used to be an artist.

- I can show you some tricks. - Snails, thanks, Sam.

Pleasure is more Candy.

Go, Samantha.

You have a beautiful apartment.

- I'll make you a drink, Candy? - Oh no.

Nothing, Samantha, I do not drink.

But everyone in Hollywood drinks.

This is how you prepare for the show.

Also, you did not tell me What were you nervous about?

Let's drink for your success.

Come on, honey, take everything.

This is what everyone in Hollywood do to prepare.

It's a show tradition.

All right.

- I think I'll have to get used to it. - That's right.

Come on, honey, get comfortable.

- Do I play some music? - Yes, Samantha, good idea.

Carambolas, Samantha, the Music sounds very good.

Why do not you sit here? Get comfortable.

Geez, Samanta, I feel very hot inside.

And dizzy.

Why do not you lie down? That will help you.

Good idea.

You should take off the dress for Do not ruin it for the night.

Very well.

Let me help you.

Let me give you a massage.

And it will help you relax.

- Do you like it, Candy? - Oh, God, yes.

It feels beautiful, Samantha.

Put this on, girl, will it help you? to feel better ...

... and relax.

You are enjoying it Really, Candy?

This will help you feel relaxed, Candy.

Do you feel rich, Candy?

Very rich, Samantha.

Why do not you rest, my love? Tea I'll wake up in time for your show.

Do not worry Candy, always we rehearse first.

- You just follow me. - Geez, thank you, Don Francisco.

- 15 minutes for the show, Don Francisco. - Thanks, Ed.

- Around here, Candy, we will rehearse in my dressing room. - Was that the announcer?

I sure am. Then I present it to you.

Rec rcholis. A true dressing room.

With a real star at the door.

I had never been in an authentic dressing room of a star before.

Some day you will have yours, Candy, you know how to move.

- How will I move, Don Francisco? - I speak metaphorically, Candy.

You have a natural talent and I hope you take advantage of it.

Your smile is betrays you. Do you give me away?

Yes, you will soon be part of the great family of the show.

You will be one of us, where all we come from noble traditions.

- Rec rcholis. - We have a duty, Candy.

Our main duty is to serve neighbor.

- illuminate their lives with a little joy. - Geez, Don Francisco.

I never imagined how noble and altruistic that is the show.

They are like ... saints.

Very nearly.

We have to sacrifice.

Let me propose a toast, for Your premiere in your new career.

Gee, thank you, Don Francisco.

I have a dress here, so you can use it today.

Really?

Baby.

What's your size, Candy?

I'm from 7

This will serve.

You will see beautiful

Why do not you try it on?

Wow, thank you, Don Francisco.

But. Where do I change?

- Right here. - Aqu ?

In front of you ...

- ... of a great star? - Insurance.

That's the show, just ignore me. I see to company change all the time.

Let me help you.

But what a beautiful thing.

The shorts too.

The dress comes with these.

But, Don Francisco.

These pants have nothing in between.

It's the thread there.

Go ahead, ask them.

That beauty.

I think you're going to be a success in today's show.

Look, Candy, there's an old tradition in the show.

- And we must do it. - Really? - Yes, just do not move.

Geez, Don Francisco, It is a beautiful tradition.

I think I like the show.

Go, go.

It feels good, Don Francisco.

Now, Candy, you'll lick me.

That's fine, Candy.

You are very good at this, that's fine.

Faster, Candy.

Do not stop.

You are going to be a star.

Because you do not lie down. That way it will be more comfortable.

Just be comfortable.

Masturbate someone with tits, Candy ...

... it's not just a tradition of the show ...

... it is a beautiful and exciting experience.

Carambolas! Mr. Francisco, that sounds exciting.

I have seen the wonders of the world, but none compares to your tits.

The tit is the only thing that prepares man for the difficulties of the world.

Rec rcholis! Do you mean it?

Yes, Candy, push me harder with tits to feel your heat.

- As ? - Yes, so.

Apri tame, so, just do not let go.

Oops, this feels good.

You will be a success, Candy.

Apri tamela a little more.

Some day someone will pay for it.

You are going to be in national chain.

Good very good.

From the beautiful Bourbank ...

... this is "Giant Saturday" with Don Francisco ...

And now here with the team ...

Here is Don Francisco!

- Here is Don Francisco! - I come.

Nothing more I come and go!

- Here is Don Francisco! - Nothing more I come and go!

I come.

I'm coming.

I'm going.

Already left.

Here is Don Francisco!

Carambolas!

The world of entertainment is exciting.

And once more: Here is Don Francisco!

I just came and I came.

And since they were getting late already I could not get out on the show.

Do not feel so bad, child.

After all Don Francisco I leave you sleep in the sof of your dressing room.

Maybe you're right.

And he gave me a dress.

Do not worry about anything, that's my work, you will find another job.

In addition, there are more important things today.

I got you an audition with Samuel Pitodeoro.

- It is one of the largest producers. - What has it produced?

He has made movies, child. Have you heard of "Gone with the Wind"?

He produced it?

No! He produced: "What the whistle took away"

Carambolas

And he knows the talent when he sees it. He was also an actor a long time ago.

But they have not been working for a long time the poor for not having studies.

But now he makes his own movies and they will be a success.

Go looking for an actress with your ... dimensions.

- And he wants you to go to his house. - Now?

But, J.P. What will he do?

I should not study a script before? I'm not ready.

Do not worry. You improvise.

Take this.

It reaches this address.

All right, I'll pick you up later.

Hello, you must be the last discovery of Juanito Picabolsas. Pass.

Caramba!

- All the artists have some casotas! - Yes, go through here.

The movie you're going to audition it's called: "El Chanfle 3"

And you're going to share credits with Chespirito.

Chespirit! Really?

Yes, it's a great role, but you should make a nude

Carambolas! Mr. Pitodeoro, I do not know.

It will be in a pool and nobody you will notice that you are naked.

There will be no problem.

However, for makeup issues ...

... I must ask you to take off your clothes.

But...

... but, Mr. Pitodeoro, I feel so ...

- ... embarrassed, ashamed. - You had not auditioned before?

It is the procedure.

All the stars have done it and they will continue to do it.

Once we understand this, let's continue ...

Young girl

My time is worth gold and ...

... I get bored, so Please please.

Very good, Candy.

Very. Very well.

Open the legs.

Oh, it's wonderful.

Yes, I think you will be very photogenic.

Well, since you passed this test, Let's go to the camera test.

I do not think I have done one of those before.

It's very simple, you'll see. There are video cameras ...

... that will record everything.

As in the movies.

So I see how you will see on the big screen.

Now I understand.

Yes, well, sit around here.

Back a little bit, please.

Thank you.

Well, you'll read the role of the lady on page 92.

For backwards.

- So I'm fine? - Very well.

"But, Chanfle, Chanfle, do not leave me ...

...I need you".

"I must go"

"You're the only man for me"

Nobody can be so "handsome".

"Nobody can be so strong"

"Nobody can satisfy me how do you do it? "

- Mr. Pitodeoro! - Follow the libretto, Candy, the script!

Oh, Chanfle, you have it so big.

I just fit inside.

Oh, Chanfle, please do not hit me all.

Give more emphasis, Candy, put more despair.

Tell me how much you want me, Tell me how much I hurt you.

Do you like it, Candy? Tell me how much you like it.

Yes, I love it.

Remember that the cameras are filming, Candy, do not ruin the scene.

I need you so much.

You fill me all up.

Oh, Chanfle, please do not hit me all.

Oh, Chanfle, I need you so much.

Do not leave me please do not hit me all.

Chanfle, I need you.

It's so big that you hurt me.

I need you, Chanfle.

It's so big that you hurt me.

Do not abandon me, Chanfle, please.

Oh, Mr. Pitodeoro.

I keep the paper?

Absolutely.

- Hello - How was the test?

- Great, great! - How good. - Oh, yes.

You just give me this? Is the best product that I have gotten you.

- I would need to talk to my accountant. - Fuck your accountant.

- Just to be sure. - Give me more, give me, give me, give me.

Well, for Tuesday.

Oh, I found a coin.

Adi s, Mr. Pitodeoro.

Cari o, you will be a great star.

Ah, you have

The left is my best side, really.

"Pitodeoro prepares a new movie"

I hope you were kind with Mr. Pitodeoro.

- He said I kept the paper, J.P. - S ? Fantastic, you're lucky.

Look, today we're going to a great Hollywood party.

It's a great party, everyone in the business of TV and Cinema will be there.

A big party, maybe you're lucky ah .

- Caramba, J. P. A true party from Hollywood? - The biggest one.

Champa a, caviar Everything?

Yes, everything.

Thanks to this hairdresser I had my first great opportunity on TV.

Yes, while they cut your hair here, I have some auditions to do.

Take some time for yourself, in a little while You go to my office, it's here on the way back.

- All right, I'll see you later. - Up to the navel.

He is such a hard worker.

Oh, yes.

This tastes delicious, sweetness.

And I'm going to show you something more.

Every great singer he must know how to dance.

Oh, yes.

Come, ag chate.

So, that's fine.

Sweetness, open legs, legs.

That's how you dance.

Like a great star.

Well, move for this side.

Close your eyes.

Now, open them.

With the other hand.

What good are you dancing, baby, how nice dance You are pure agility.

You're going to be the new Ginger Rogers.

Holy Heaven!

Candy, t pate the eyes! I'm in the middle of an audition.

- I did it right, Mr. Picabolsas? - Very well, it required good.

But do not forget to get to the party at 8 o'clock.

Candy, you looked beautiful, what good did you do?

In this party you will meet very famous, you'll soon be at the movies.

- All your idols will be there. - Caramba. -And you're going to have fun.

- Would you care? - No way.

Ch pame, ah.

Yes, rich.

Make me hard, uy, rich.

I'm already a big boy.

Fantastic, super fantastic.

- Carambolas! - Do not worry, this is an old tradition.

This is how the cast is known before filming, do not worry.

It's Sylvester Stallone, the great actor, the one lying there?

Hey, Rocky, dude Like is the blow job? -Hello, J.P.

Let's drink.

That's Don Francisco of Giant Saturday?

It's him, he's having fun with Florinda Mesa.

I'm going to be famous soon?

In 2 weeks, 2 weeks.

- That's Adal Ramones from "Dancing for a dream? - How's Juanito going?

I'm doing fine the same. And you?

I'm doing well. Long time I did not hear from you.

- Well, I've been busy. - Yes, of course.

Well, I ...

... I think I'd better dust myself nose. Enjoy your drink.

- I will be right back. - Come back soon. - Do not even think about it.

- What happened? - I do not know, I think he works here.

Tell me a second, Juanito, too I have to go fix up a little ..

No problem while come back soon

Is that Chespirito? Yes, it's good vibes the old man.

Come back soon.

- I saw that you arrived with Juan Picabolsas. - Yes, it helps me with my career.

- Ah, yes? - Yes.

He got me a leading role.

... together with Chespirito, in the new Lord Pitodeoro's film.

That's a fucking lie, honey, I have that role.

The two are wrong, I have that role since last week. - Ah, yes? - Yes.

They also gave me that role!

Well, get rid of that paper, because when I break you ...

Wait, wait!

Girls, this does not make sense.

I'm sure Mr. Picabolsas I can fix this misunderstanding.

- Yes, let's talk to that go fuck - Right now.

All is!

T , hungry Who has the role in the Pitodeoro movie?

- T , baby. - And what about me? - Well, keep it t .

- I let myself be caught twice for that role. - Yes, it looks.

What if we all broke your face?

- Give him hard, girls! - No, I can explain!

Play it, give it with the heels.

- Give him hard, girls! - No, I can explain!

- Bad cheat! - Let me explain!

Do not let it escape, let's see if we can Take out the money he stole.

Faly trickster! I'm going to kill you!

Carambolas! I believe that I better leave here.

Hey, girls, give me back the pants! I am very sorry.

How many problems for a role.

Oh, you stepped on my eggs! Do not jump Girls!

- Hollywood people are crazy. - Help me!

- Help! - I better go to Washington, there people are sane.

Where did he say he is going, Miss?

- I'm going to Washington. - What a coincidence.

I'm going there too, you know something?

I have relatives in the high spheres of politics.

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