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Thank you.
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You're going to be so proud.
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Oh, these hard -to -reach stains.
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What's your deal?
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Like, why are you such a fucking kid,
though?
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Oh, you know, my dad just got married to
your mom, and I'm just trying to keep
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my dad happy and, you know, the
relationship going, and I just believe
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they'll be happier when they get home
to, you know, cleanliness.
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Don't you think?
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I mean, sure, I guess, but, like,
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don't you have anything better to do?
Like, I never see you do anything.
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I already did all my homework.
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Of course you did.
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Why, I mean, why don't you go, like, out
and party and stuff? Like, don't you
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have any friends?
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Yeah, I have study buddies and stuff,
but we don't go out and party like you
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Oh, my gosh.
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I mean, it's so weird.
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You just have so much time on your
hands. Why don't, you know, why don't
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help take out the trash? Why don't you
help, you know, clean the dishes or
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something? Me?
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You, what are you?
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What are you wearing? A proper dress
attire around the house? What if my dad
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were to just come in and see you half
naked?
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Number one, um, your dad's still at
work, okay? And number two, like, my mom
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wouldn't even fucking care.
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Okay? I just got up.
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Whatever.
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I'm gonna do what you want anyways.
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As always, duh.
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I mean, I swear, this is all I ever see
you do.
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I mean, like, matter of fact, like, why
do you even live with your dad still?
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Like, how old are you?
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I'm 24.
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And anyways, my mom left me and my dad,
and whatever, we just became
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inseparable. We just have an inseparable
bond. It's just me and him now.
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Why are you still with your mom?
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What do you mean?
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Totally different.
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Okay? Women, like, stick together.
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You know?
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Whatever.
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You know what it is?
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Do you have, like, a crush on my mom?
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Wait, what?
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No.
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Where'd that come from? Oh my gosh, you
know what? That's what it is, huh?
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You like my mom, huh?
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Huma, no.
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Huma, that's so wrong. Why would you
even say that? I do not like your mom.
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A .K .A. my dad's new wife.
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Oh my gosh.
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You know what? That's what it is, huh?
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It's because of that little gay bond you
have with your father.
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What? You want everything he has, huh?
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What?
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That's why you're doing all of this all
the time. Like, you don't have any
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friends.
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I never fucking see you, like, hanging
out with anybody or doing anything.
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do you even party?
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I never see you, like, with any girls
or, like, do you even like girls?
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Yeah, what the hell?
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I love girls. What are you talking
about?
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Okay, are you sure about that?
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Yeah. I've never seen you or heard you
talk about any girls.
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Yeah, I've kissed plenty of girls in my
days.
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Okay.
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Are you sure about that? I mean... Yeah,
why wouldn't I be sure?
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You know what?
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That's what it is.
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Isn't it? You're a virgin, huh?
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What? No.
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You're such a virgin. Oh my god.
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Are you serious?
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That's what it is, huh? You're a fucking
virgin, aren't you? I don't think we
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should really be discussing any of this.
I get plenty of girls and I don't kiss
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and tell. That's the thing.
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Oh my god.
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That's what it is, huh?
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You're a little virgin.
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You wouldn't know. I just don't kiss and
tell. I get plenty of girls. Oh, my
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gosh. Stop it, please.
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Like, what girls? I haven't seen you
with any of them.
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There's... Oh, my God. You're so shy.
Stop it. I can see right through you.
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You're a fucking virgin.
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There's Natalie.
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Cynthia. You can ask them. Cynthia who?
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Yeah, I've had sex before. Come on now.
Okay.
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I can see right through you. Stop it.
Come on.
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Tell me. You can tell me the truth.
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That's the truth and the whole truth.
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Oh my gosh. Nothing but the truth.
You're such a little liar.
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You're a fucking virgin.
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What's it to you anyways? Just let me
just keep doing my... You're a little
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virgin. Stop.
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What? Hey.
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That is it. No.
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More of this!
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Oh, come on.
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I was just kidding.
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Oh my gosh.
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Oh my gosh.
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Are you serious?
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It's not that serious. Come on.
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You know what?
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It's not that serious, okay?
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We're fucking.
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That's it. Okay?
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No, we can't do that. Yeah, stop it,
okay? Before I change my mind.
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All right.
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Come on, stop it.
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Just pull it out.
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Here, look.
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This is how you do it.
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Bye.
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I don't know.
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With a cough like this, maybe you aren't
a virgin.
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Yeah, I told you so.
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I'm here.
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I don't know what to
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say.
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I'm going to have to wait a little bit
more. I'm going to do it.
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Oh my god.
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I hope you all have a great day.
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I want to taste you.
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Can I?
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Yeah, you want to taste my pussy?
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That's so pretty.
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The whole time I thought you were a
virgin.
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This is all your idea.
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this whole time, huh?
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My first rodeo.
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I'm sorry.
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Go back over here.
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Oh
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shit.
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Can you see that?
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yes yes yes yes
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We'll stay right there.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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You ready?
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Yeah, baby.
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I'm ready.
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I'm coming.
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Fuck yeah.
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Yeah, baby.
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Come on.
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Yeah.
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Right there.
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Yeah. Oh, it's coming.
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Auto -move!
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This whole time I thought you were gay.
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