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Thank you.

You're going to be so proud.

Oh, these hard -to -reach stains.

What's your deal?

Like, why are you such a fucking kid, though?

Oh, you know, my dad just got married to your mom, and I'm just trying to keep

my dad happy and, you know, the relationship going, and I just believe

they'll be happier when they get home to, you know, cleanliness.

Don't you think?

I mean, sure, I guess, but, like,

don't you have anything better to do? Like, I never see you do anything.

I already did all my homework.

Of course you did.

Why, I mean, why don't you go, like, out and party and stuff? Like, don't you

have any friends?

Yeah, I have study buddies and stuff, but we don't go out and party like you

Oh, my gosh.

I mean, it's so weird.

You just have so much time on your hands. Why don't, you know, why don't

help take out the trash? Why don't you help, you know, clean the dishes or

something? Me?

You, what are you?

What are you wearing? A proper dress attire around the house? What if my dad

were to just come in and see you half naked?

Number one, um, your dad's still at work, okay? And number two, like, my mom

wouldn't even fucking care.

Okay? I just got up.

Whatever.

I'm gonna do what you want anyways.

As always, duh.

I mean, I swear, this is all I ever see you do.

I mean, like, matter of fact, like, why do you even live with your dad still?

Like, how old are you?

I'm 24.

And anyways, my mom left me and my dad, and whatever, we just became

inseparable. We just have an inseparable bond. It's just me and him now.

Why are you still with your mom?

What do you mean?

Totally different.

Okay? Women, like, stick together.

You know?

Whatever.

You know what it is?

Do you have, like, a crush on my mom?

Wait, what?

No.

Where'd that come from? Oh my gosh, you know what? That's what it is, huh?

You like my mom, huh?

Huma, no.

Huma, that's so wrong. Why would you even say that? I do not like your mom.

A .K .A. my dad's new wife.

Oh my gosh.

You know what? That's what it is, huh?

It's because of that little gay bond you have with your father.

What? You want everything he has, huh?

What?

That's why you're doing all of this all the time. Like, you don't have any

friends.

I never fucking see you, like, hanging out with anybody or doing anything.

do you even party?

I never see you, like, with any girls or, like, do you even like girls?

Yeah, what the hell?

I love girls. What are you talking about?

Okay, are you sure about that?

Yeah. I've never seen you or heard you talk about any girls.

Yeah, I've kissed plenty of girls in my days.

Okay.

Are you sure about that? I mean... Yeah, why wouldn't I be sure?

You know what?

That's what it is.

Isn't it? You're a virgin, huh?

What? No.

You're such a virgin. Oh my god.

Are you serious?

That's what it is, huh? You're a fucking virgin, aren't you? I don't think we

should really be discussing any of this. I get plenty of girls and I don't kiss

and tell. That's the thing.

Oh my god.

That's what it is, huh?

You're a little virgin.

You wouldn't know. I just don't kiss and tell. I get plenty of girls. Oh, my

gosh. Stop it, please.

Like, what girls? I haven't seen you with any of them.

There's... Oh, my God. You're so shy. Stop it. I can see right through you.

You're a fucking virgin.

There's Natalie.

Cynthia. You can ask them. Cynthia who?

Yeah, I've had sex before. Come on now. Okay.

I can see right through you. Stop it. Come on.

Tell me. You can tell me the truth.

That's the truth and the whole truth.

Oh my gosh. Nothing but the truth. You're such a little liar.

You're a fucking virgin.

What's it to you anyways? Just let me just keep doing my... You're a little

virgin. Stop.

What? Hey.

That is it. No.

More of this!

Oh, come on.

I was just kidding.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Are you serious?

It's not that serious. Come on.

You know what?

It's not that serious, okay?

We're fucking.

That's it. Okay?

No, we can't do that. Yeah, stop it, okay? Before I change my mind.

All right.

Come on, stop it.

Just pull it out.

Here, look.

This is how you do it.

Bye.

I don't know.

With a cough like this, maybe you aren't a virgin.

Yeah, I told you so.

I'm here.

I don't know what to

say.

I'm going to have to wait a little bit more. I'm going to do it.

Oh my god.

I hope you all have a great day.

I want to taste you.

Can I?

Yeah, you want to taste my pussy?

That's so pretty.

The whole time I thought you were a virgin.

This is all your idea.

this whole time, huh?

My first rodeo.

I'm sorry.

Go back over here.

Oh

shit.

Can you see that?

yes yes yes yes

We'll stay right there.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You ready?

Yeah, baby.

I'm ready.

I'm coming.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah, baby.

Come on.

Yeah.

Right there.

Yeah. Oh, it's coming.

Auto -move!

This whole time I thought you were gay.