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Life was really good, right? Yeah, it was.

What was your favorite part?

I mean, they had really good cheeseburgers. Like, for a small little

that, the burgers were really good. Yeah, I agree.

It was good. Yeah, it was.

I didn't like the cheeseburgers.

I think you should have brought those.

I totally forgot.

Why? It was probably in there just playing video games.

Yeah, I know they have some tours, but do you think they did them?

Definitely not.

I mean, I don't know. I feel kind of bad, but... Nah, I don't think we should

feel bad.

Just see what they're doing, though. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.

What is that smell?

It smells like dog shit.

What the... Is that pizza all over the place?

Dishes aren't done.

Dude.

We've been gone for a week, and they haven't done anything at all. Like, it's

mess in here. No, but they had, like, four or five chores to do. They didn't

anything. There's laundry water.

Guys, hey.

It smells like dog shit. I know. But it's trash. No, but there's no dog shit.

It's probably just rotten garbage.

Oh, my gosh.

They could have done something.

What are they, like, depressed?

Yeah, I don't know. They're just, like, in their own filth.

Apparently. Don't worry. Guys.

Guys.

You're not listening at all.

Are you guys like 10?

You guys are acting like children right now. Ew.

You guys are tripping out. Do you want some water? Nobody eats that shit.

Alright, whatever.

What are you doing? Do you want some pizza?

No. I would like if you would clean up.

You guys are going to get any real friends looking like that.

We really don't care. We're not looking for any right now. I mean, you guys like

to practice because you have glasses.

Oh my god. No.

We're gaming.

We're gamers.

Are you done?

I'm not done. It's a mess in here. What do you mean?

Pick it up then.

You pick it up.

Just drown them out.

They do look gross.

Oh my god. We're going to get you guys cleaned up here.

What?

Seriously?

You look like shit.

Actually,

yeah. And you do.

What? You're eating chocolate off of your shirt. You need to go to the

or some shit. Come on.

Oh, honey.

We need it. Are you serious?

Guys, guys.

Look,

I appreciate it, but we really don't need to do this. No, come on. We need a

makeover.

Look, there's new clothes.

You know, we could do your hair.

Yeah. No, come here. Here, we're both going to help you because you need both

us. Yeah. So let's take your shirt off. What? Put your arms up. Yeah. Oh, my

God. Just getting right to it now. It's so weird.

Okay. And then, ugh, we have clothes. Those need to come off. And then your

is like, when was the last time you did anything?

There's literally leaves of crumbs in your hair.

Stop.

There's crumbs all over.

Okay, um, let's see.

Guys, um.

Brush your teeth.

What? Here, no, look.

This already is looking better. Yeah, come on. You'll find this later.

Yeah. There you go. There's still more crumbs in here.

All right.

Let's have you turn around.

Here, turn around.

What? Turn around.

Okay.

Fix your hair, your beard.

everything, living better.

You look ten times better already.

No, you're going to get a girlfriend, Linda. I don't want one. Well, you need

one. Yeah. You need one. Here, turn this way again. Maybe she'll help you take

care of yourself.

I don't get it. I'm just worried about other things right now.

No, I don't know. You at least need to make yourself look presentable.

We're going to help you do that. Was I not before?

No, you had chocolate all over yourself. Yo, Johnny, this sucks, dude.

Johnny, you're next.

Should we get the new clothes on? Yeah, we should. Here, help me with that.

You like this shirt way better than that chocolate covered crop. Red's not my

color. It is your color. It's going to be now.

Here, put your arms in the hole.

Perfect. No, I'll fix it.

Here.

There you go.

No, I'm just fixing your hair.

What? Don't worry about it. My bad.

There you go. There. Okay.

See?

You already look ten times better, so.

You think so? I do.

Yeah, it looks good.

Yeah. Here, let's get these pants on you, too.

Alright, alright, alright.

I can buckle up my own pants.

I'm not a little baby.

Well, okay. So you're starting to agree that you look better, right? Yeah.

I think... What do you think?

That's good.

I think he looks ten times better.

I mean... Definitely.

Yeah. I think I look better?

Yeah. Yeah?

For sure.

Good? Yeah.

Can I leave?

It's Johnny's turn. Yeah Johnny you're next get in there No,

you need it come here let's get you in here right now

Yeah, you need to change these too.

Okay.

Alright.

Let's take this off. Let me put some gel here. Thank you.

You need some mouthwash.

And he also has chocolate on his face.

And on his stomach.

Oh my gosh.

What the hell?

Here.

Swish. Because you were just devouring it.

Oh,

this tastes horrible. What was that? It's the mouth water.

Ugh.

Okay, looks like you turned around.

Here, come on, turn. All the way.

Yeah, turn.

Okay.

They both have crumbs in their hair, too. Yeah, look at this.

What is this?

Come on.

You're gonna love us after this. Is this gonna take any longer? Yeah.

You gotta put your new clothes on. Yeah.

He still has chocolate on his face.

On the other side too.

Oh my god.

There you go.

Alright, shirt first.

Dirty. Dirty boy.

There we go.

Arms up.

There you go.

Perfect. Okay, it's adjourned then.

All right.

All right.

Whoa,

what are you doing?

Sorry.

Ready to get your pants on?

Yeah.

Definitely.

I can do it myself.

Thank you. Are you going to button it now?

There. Look, he already looks so much better. Yeah, he does.

I think he looks great. Yeah, what do you think?

Look at yourself.

Oh, wow.

Wow. You like it, huh? How does this look, bro? Good?

Yeah? All right.

You both look good. Yeah, we both do.

Yeah? Yeah.

Definitely can get a girlfriend now.

Yeah, my breath smells pretty good.

All right.

All right, I'm going to head out. All right. Thank you. You're welcome.

Thank you. Oh, my God. They do.

I'm glad we did that makeover with them. Yeah, I can't believe them. That was so

good.

Thank you so much. I'm like really excited to see the finishing result.

Yeah, that too.

We were kind of like looking at him. Yeah, I was.

Here, come on.

Yo. Dude, check you out.

You look fresh, man. Thanks so much.

You guys are welcome.

You guys look really good.

I feel good.

We look good. Honestly, you girls were right. We were feeling a little down and

depressed. I mean... So what are you guys going to do?

We were gaming.

I mean, that's our favorite map and everything.

Yeah, maybe we should play a little rounds. What do you think? Come on. Nah,

nah, nah.

We're going to be busy tonight.

What are you guys going to do? I hit up those two girls from that one time.

So, basically, yeah, me and Johnny ran into two girls the other day, but we

weren't feeling the whole dating vibe, but, like, after this makeover, I feel

like I definitely got my self -esteem back. Wait, what did they say?

They said, we're out tonight. Wait, I thought you guys didn't care.

Yeah,

well, we always cared. I just felt like I wasn't down for, like, it at the

moment. Oh, so now you're feeling good. I'm feeling good.

Yeah, I feel great, so.

I think it's time, you know. I think it's time that we get out there. But we

want to hang out with you guys.

Yeah, but we want to fuck some bitches, so we're out.

What he's trying to say is we're kind of busy right now, but we'll hang out with

you girls later. We really appreciate the makeovers.

Okay. Can you guys, like, just play a video game now? Nah, we're done with

games. You guys are not going to stay?

I'll call you. I'll call you when we get there. I'll let you know how it's going

with dinner and everything, okay? Yeah.

Thank you, guys.

I know.

Me either.

I just don't understand why they left.

Yeah. It's raining outside.

There's nothing good to find out there. What if they say they're going to go get

bitches? Yeah. Some random girls? Yeah. Why would they just want to go fuck some

random hoes? That doesn't make any sense. Especially out here.

Yeah.

Yeah. Everybody's kind of... They're making the wrong decision. Good when

have us right here.

I know.

And their girlfriends just left them, and they're probably just going to go

and find some bitch that's just the same way. Right, yeah. I wouldn't want that

for them, so.

Were you kind of, like, looking?

Yeah. Yeah.

Were you?

A little bit, yeah.

You think, um, I don't know, how do you feel? Like, I kind of, like.

You want to, like, try and get them to stay, maybe?

Like, I know this sounds crazy. maybe, but, like, I want to try to fuck them.

Oh, my God. I was hoping you'd say that.

They look so good.

Yeah, I know. Me, too.

So, maybe we should come up with, like, an idea to try to, like, seduce them. I

think it's a plan. Yeah?

Yeah. You think you could help me, and I could help you, and we could, you know,

get them to want to fuck?

Yeah. Let's shake on it.

It's a plan.

Peter! Hey! Johnny!

Come here!

Guys, come here.

We got to go, honestly.

No, no, no, come here.

We're kind of late already. Well, we have a proposition for you. Come here.

my God. Johnny, come here, bro.

It'll be really quick.

Come over here real quick.

Guys, look, we really got to be on our way.

Make it quick, please.

Yeah, come on. Let me talk to you guys about something.

All right, what?

Well, we want to know where you guys are going out when you have both of us

right here.

Yeah, where are you going to go? I'll show you a picture. Yeah. I'll show you

why we gotta go.

So these girls, we met them the other day, right, when we were at the mall.

And, uh... Yeah, the one on the right is for me, and the one on the left is for

him.

Anyway... Hey, what did you go for? Listen, no, there's a reason.

Don't let her bully you. Why are you... No, I'm not.

Sis, can you stop?

We just want you guys to see that we're right here in front of you, and you guys

don't have to go find us.

I know that we were trying... What? We're done playing games. You guys

to get off. No, no. We were trying to help you look good, but wasn't it

that we were kind of trying to do stuff?

What? Wait, what? I feel like we made it a little bit obvious by, like, you

know, touching your dick and everything.

I mean, you send me a lot of big signals, but what do you mean? Do you

go to the club with us? Do you want to be our wing girls?

No.

Let's do it. Alright. No, no, no, no, no.

Why don't we just show them to me?

Here, lay back.

Lay back.

Lay back.

Just lay back. What's going on? Oh my god.

What are you doing? Whoa.

Wait,

you guys really think of us?

Oh, wow.

So, I don't know if you guys still want to leave?

I mean, bro, you don't mind if I fool around with your sister? Dude, I mean,

they're fucking... We're all... It's all good.

I mean, it shouldn't be... I'm okay with it if you guys don't leave with us.

Yeah, we're not really related.

Yeah, I mean...

Thank you.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck yeah. All the way down, all the way down.

Wow.

Oh, this is awesome, dude.

Yeah, open your mouth.

Open

your

mouth, look at me.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Thank you.

I'm gonna shower, okay?

You guys have fun.

We should go get cleaned up.

Yeah. Yeah.