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Come on, Speed, Drew's only been
outta town a couple of days.
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You gotta eat.
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He's been eatin',
I've been feedin' him.
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No, I've been feedin' him.
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No, I've been feeding...
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So, he's been eatin'
nine meals a day?
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I wonder if that's
how it started with Drew.
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Hey, how was Vegas?
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No matter what happened, buddy,
you look like a winner.
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- Yeah.
- Well, first of all...
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...let me thank Kate for
driving away from the airport
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with my luggage
still in her trunk.
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Hey, does this look familiar?
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Oh, my God!
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I thought that was just a really
passionate wave goodbye.
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Wait a minute, so you wore
that to the convention?
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Well, the first day.
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Second day, I did this.
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Third day was a little warm
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so I decided to go
a little Caribbean
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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Well, now I can take
the islands of my wish list.
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Why didn't
you just buy a shirt?
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- I lost a little money.
- What?
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I lost all my money, okay?
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It was the weirdest weekend
I ever had in my life
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except for that time I ate
that mushroom on a nature walk.
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Come on and tell us,
what was so weird.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Okay, but you gotta promise
not to tell anybody else
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not even my parents.
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Oh, Drew, this isn't
one of those stories
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that involves a nice dress,
an Adam's apple
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and big hands, is it?
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Hey, my story first, okay?
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(Drew)
Well, the first thing I did
when I got to the airport
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was buy some luggage so
I wouldn't look like an idiot.
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Then, the cab takes me
to the hotel.
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I get out, and of course
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I don't wanna
seem like a tourist
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so I tried to blend in.
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You cannot believe
all the lights.
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My dad would've been runnin'
around from hotel to hotel
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yellin', "What am I, Edison?"
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Anyway, I checked in
and went right to the tables.
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I was so hot at craps,
I couldn't lose.
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Hey, Dilbert!
Hey, can I roll?
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Hey, you're back, I thought
you got cleaned out.
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I'm gonna give it
one more shot, this is my
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never, never, don't loose
this money ever money.
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Here.
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Elvis, if you're
up there don't be cruel.
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Hey, one hand. The book says
to roll with one hand.
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What are you, the craps master?
Put away the book.
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Let the man roll.
Let's go, baby.
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It does make
a difference.
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I'm gonna shoot
with one hand anyway.
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This is my lucky hand.
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Okay, wait a minute, uh
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that hand lost
at the slot machines.
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'Okay! Okay.'
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Oh, I broke that hand
when I was a kid.
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Yeah, but it healed real quickly
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that's kinda lucky, isn't it?
Okay.
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Wait a minute. There's
a longer lifeline here.
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Yeah, will you look at that?
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Roll the dice.
Let's go, babe. Roll 'em.
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(male #1)
Okay, here we go!
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Oh, gee...
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"Many cheats will
try to drop the dice
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and then replace it with
their own rigged pair of dice."
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You'll have to
exchange those dice, sir
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they went off the table.
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Hey, do I get extra chips
for helpin' out Caesars?
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Oh. I guess not.
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Okay.
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Which hand did I decide on?
Right, left, right?
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- Please roll the dice.
- Any hand.
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- Just roll.
- Roll the dice. There we go.
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(male #2)
Three. Craps.
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Yes! I love Vegas.
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I-I'm a gambling savant.
I'm like the Rainman.
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Ah!
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See, it never works
when you rush me.
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Just like in the John.
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I'm gonna go have a drink
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walk around offerin'
men a million dollars
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to sleep with their wives.
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Yeah, you heard me.
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Hey, mister,
lookin' for a good time?
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I'm broke.
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They're-they're really good
Cirque du Soleil tickets.
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Hello, tall, blonde and... tall.
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Uh, how about
an evening of entertainment?
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I'm talkin' acrobatics,
positions you've never heard of
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swings and big, sparkly outfits.
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Oh, I'm not,
I'm not really in the market
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for, uh, you know, entertainment.
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I don't even like
paying for it on TV.
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Oh, no. I'm talkin' about
the Cirque du Soleil.
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Oh, if I did do anything it
wouldn't be anything fancy
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I'm just a Cleveland guy.
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You're missin' a hell
of a circus, baby.
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I've already seen
the big top lady.
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- 'Four! Winner four.'
- There you go.
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Oh, wait a minute, I had
the thing on the wrong thing.
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That's everything I got.
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That's all the money
I brought to Vegas.
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Well, maybe if you spent
a little more time
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looking at the table
and a little less time
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with the hookers.
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You know, what you
should do, guy?
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You should forget
about gambling
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go to the Cirque du Soleil.
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We did it twice this week.
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Just don't get stuck
behind the pole.
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Mother was right. This place
is like Sodom and Gomorrah.
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Okay, uh, so I wasn't doing
too good at craps.
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I lost a little money,
but it's no problem
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you know me,
I-I roll with the punches.
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Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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- Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
- Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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Stu...
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You, too?
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Yeah, I lost everything.
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But we gotta be
men about this.
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- Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
- Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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- Stupid! Whoa!
- Stupid! Stupid!
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Look at all these quarters.
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(both)
Quarters.
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Hey, what are you
doin' in there?
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Mind your own fountain,
this is our money.
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I'm just, uh,
tryin' to stop him.
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Have a nice day, officers.
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I gotta sell someone
an Elvis suit.
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Sir, would you step
out of the fountain?
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Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do?
Take all my money away?
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Oops, too late.
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Here you are, sir.
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I brought your drink.
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Wow! That's service.
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I guess I should tip ya.
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Don't make us come in there
and get you, buddy.
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Oh, yeah, I know
what you're thinking.
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Some hick from Cleveland
comes to Las Vegas
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and loses all his money...
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So, where are you from?
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Cleveland.
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I'm from Cleveland, too.
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Alright, come on out.
No one's gonna hurt you.
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- Thank you.
- Sure.
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- Drew Carey.
- Diane Pulaski.
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Oh, I guess this looks
pretty stupid, huh?
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Oh. Ooh, thanks.
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Don't feel bad
I saw an entire family
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in the fountain yesterday.
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You know, I always feel bad when
a hometown boy comes to Vegas
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and gets cleaned out.
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I mean, I get
off work in an hour
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maybe I could show you
how to have some fun
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in Vegas without gambling.
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I already met that lady.
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Hey, you're from Cleveland.
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Uh, I guess I could trust you.
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Hey, did you sell
that Elvis suit already?
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No, I found an ATM.
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Oh, yeah, how'd you do?
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Excuse me.
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Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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[instrumental music]
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Wow!
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Oh, see, I love Vegas.
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There's drinkin',
big production, showgirls.
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Hey, what happens when one
of the nudes on ice falls down?
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Well, if they're hurt
they should just stay down.
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'Cause they're already on ice.
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[laughing]
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See, isn't everything funny
after six of these margaritas?
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Hey, baby, welcome to the church
of rock and roll heaven.
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[chuckles]
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I'm Reverend Jimmy.
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That's Reverend Jim,
over there.
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And that's Jerry Garcia
tending bar.
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Excuse me,
while I wed this guy.
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Hey, hey, hey.
I got an idea.
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As long as we're here,
you wanna get married?
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Oh, pfft. Yeah,
it'd be a kick.
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My friends always said
I wouldn't get married till
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hell froze over and nude women
were skatin' on it, so...
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Ha-ha.
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They wanted Andy Gibb.
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Anyway, come on up
the alter.
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Well, this is it.
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Oh, I'm so nervous.
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What if
I'm makin' a mistake?
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Alright, now listen to this.
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[mimics guitar riff]
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Alright.
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Do you take this,
uh, foxy lady
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to be your lawfully
wedded wife until you crash?
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Hey, speakin' of foxy ladies
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I heard you shot
your old lady down.
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Down to the ground!
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You shot her!
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Do you promise to love
and cherish each other
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through good trips
and bad trips? You dig?
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I dig.
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Cool.
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Oh, by the power vested in me
by the groovy state of Nevada
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I hereby pronounce you,
a freak and his old lady.
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Alright. That'll be $29.99.
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We do take Visa and Master Card.
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And I'll need you to sign
this marriage certificate.
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Why the bum's rush, Jimmy?
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Mr. Drew Carey.
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- Here you go, Mrs. Carey.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hey, you guys really
do it up here, man.
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You got the seal of
the State of Nevada on there.
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Almost looks legal.
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I'm startin' to get
a little worried.
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Hey, baby, it is legal.
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Yeah, right. You better loosen
that head band, buddy.
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You're gettin' a little loopy.
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Hey, man,
I'm an ordained minister.
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You did know you're really
gettin' married, right?
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No.
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Did you?
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Mmm?
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Well, let's not have
our first fight already, honey.
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[laughing]
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
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- Alright. Shh, shh!
- Oh, my God!
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- 'Shh.'
- My mother's gonna kill me.
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What denomination is this?
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Drew, Drew, I can explain.
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I was desperate.
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- You knew this was real?
- It was an emergency.
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Oh, well, you know,
I've been a little lonely
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in my life, too,
but you get a dog
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or you get a cold, hard look
at your parents life
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and the urge passes.
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Drew, Drew, I know
this is crazy
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but I really needed
to be married...
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...I've got a custody battle
for my children.
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Oh, big sentence,
big sentence.
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Children?
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It ended with children.
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Hey, Jerry, give me a double
anything, I got kids.
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00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:26,607
They are great kids,
and-and I don't need
250
00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:28,192
a whole lot from you.
251
00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:30,861
My ex-husband wants to drag
my kids back to Cleveland
252
00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:33,781
and if I'm married, I-I got
a better shot at keepin' 'em.
253
00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,241
Oh, so you had to trick me?
254
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,826
Well, I mean, hey, if...
255
00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,994
...spontaneity is
what keeps a marriage goin'...
256
00:09:38,994 --> 00:09:40,329
[chuckles]
257
00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:41,830
No. Okay, okay,
look, look, look.
258
00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:43,624
I, I'll be stayin' at my moms.
259
00:09:43,624 --> 00:09:46,085
All you have to do
is just pretend you're the dad
260
00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:49,046
when the social worker
comes over.
261
00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:52,424
Alright, but if you want
I will rip up the certificate
262
00:09:52,424 --> 00:09:55,260
and I'll go back to the fountain
and find someone else.
263
00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:57,679
Oh, man.
264
00:09:57,679 --> 00:10:00,099
Drew, you can't stop now.
265
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,018
What happened?
What did you decide?
266
00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,228
Well, this is
the really weird part.
267
00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:05,479
[doorbell rings]
268
00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:07,189
Oh, I'll tell you
as soon as I get this.
269
00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:12,569
- Daddy!
- Daddy!
270
00:10:12,569 --> 00:10:14,989
- Our new daddy!
- Our new daddy!
271
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,949
Sorry, it's just they're doing
a little rehearsal
272
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,033
for the social worker.
273
00:10:18,033 --> 00:10:19,784
Uh, kids...
274
00:10:19,784 --> 00:10:23,622
- Our new daddy! Our new daddy!
- Our new daddy! Our new daddy!
275
00:10:23,622 --> 00:10:25,665
- Our new daddy!
- Our new daddy!
276
00:10:25,665 --> 00:10:29,419
- Our new daddy! Our new daddy!
- Our new daddy! Our new daddy!
277
00:10:29,419 --> 00:10:30,963
Drew went to Las Vegas
and all he brought us
278
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,090
were these lousy t-shirts
with kids in 'em.
279
00:10:40,013 --> 00:10:42,475
Drew, cute Julie's
at the coffee machine
280
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,268
'I hid the sugar.
Go ahead and make your move.'
281
00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:45,686
No, first tell me
where you hid the sugar.
282
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,897
Oh, Drew, there'll
always be more sugar.
283
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,483
- Go, go!
- I already asked her out once.
284
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:51,775
I think she's ready for you.
285
00:10:51,775 --> 00:10:54,528
- Try again.
- How can you tell?
286
00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:56,530
She looks depressed
and vulnerable.
287
00:10:59,157 --> 00:11:01,952
- Ah, Drew's little helpers.
- Mm-hmm.
288
00:11:05,497 --> 00:11:06,540
Hi, Julie.
289
00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:07,875
Hi, Drew.
290
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,418
Listen, um...
291
00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:11,754
...I just broke up
with my boyfriend.
292
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,089
Does your offer
for dinner still stand?
293
00:11:14,089 --> 00:11:16,425
Oh, I could play
hard to get, but I'm not. Yes.
294
00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:18,594
[Julie chuckles]
295
00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:21,931
Drew, I hate to
interrupt the freshman mixer...
296
00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:25,142
...but I just got a call
297
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,395
your wife is in the lobby
waiting to see you.
298
00:11:29,479 --> 00:11:30,773
Your wife?
299
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,149
You creep!
300
00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,778
Do you realize
I could lose an arm
301
00:11:36,778 --> 00:11:39,198
and this would still
qualify as a good day.
302
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:45,621
Buzz off, Mimi.
303
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:48,582
Oh, come on. What's your
story on getting a wife?
304
00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:50,710
Are things really
that bad in Russia right now?
305
00:11:52,836 --> 00:11:54,963
Mimi, you took a beautiful
thing and you made it ugly.
306
00:11:54,963 --> 00:11:56,257
I mean that dress.
307
00:11:58,717 --> 00:11:59,968
Oh, I get it.
308
00:11:59,968 --> 00:12:01,636
You're ashamed to her.
309
00:12:01,636 --> 00:12:02,972
Is this one of
those things where it's gonna
310
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,932
cost me a buck 50
to look at her?
311
00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:06,142
Is she in a jar?
312
00:12:09,811 --> 00:12:11,814
If you must know,
I met a very nice woman
313
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,733
who took me in when I was
broke and wet in Las Vegas.
314
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:17,111
She's gonna lose custody of her
kids. I couldn't let it happen.
315
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,487
That-that's beautiful.
316
00:12:19,487 --> 00:12:21,490
I didn't know that love
could be that deep.
317
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,658
Well, it's little more
complicated than love.
318
00:12:23,658 --> 00:12:25,535
No, I mean that
she could love her children
319
00:12:25,535 --> 00:12:27,288
enough to marry you.
320
00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:29,748
Thank you, Mimi.
321
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:33,252
I mean, waking up
every morning next toyou.
322
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:34,336
Okay.
323
00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:35,712
I mean, if it were me
324
00:12:35,712 --> 00:12:37,797
I would gouge out my own eyes.
325
00:12:37,797 --> 00:12:40,384
Okay! Okay! I get the point.
326
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,011
You don't wanna marry me,
which is good
327
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:45,222
'cause there's laws against
the union of man and beast.
328
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,849
- Hey, Drew.
- Hey, Diane.
329
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,016
What are you doing here?
330
00:12:48,016 --> 00:12:49,810
That's not the question.
331
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:54,106
The question is, does she like
English accents and soft jazz.
332
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,650
Oh-ho, you won't be
interested in her, Mr. Wick.
333
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,402
She's Drew's wife.
334
00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,237
Oh.
335
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:02,782
Blink twice if you're being
held against your will.
336
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:07,702
Oh, see, there's
hope for everyone.
337
00:13:07,702 --> 00:13:08,954
[chuckles]
338
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,753
So, Drew, I'm sorry
to bother you at work
339
00:13:16,753 --> 00:13:18,713
but I wanted to talk to you.
340
00:13:18,713 --> 00:13:20,716
So, this is where you work?
341
00:13:21,466 --> 00:13:22,634
What do you do?
342
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:24,303
Well, from nine to noon
I sit right here
343
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,888
then I have lunch,
makes me kind of full
344
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,473
so I sit... right here.
345
00:13:29,182 --> 00:13:30,976
Anyway, the social worker
wants to come by
346
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,395
and see our family
in action on Thursday.
347
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:34,897
So, I thought I'd bring
the kids by tonight
348
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,190
so we can practice.
349
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,441
Uh-oh, I have some
questionable magazines.
350
00:13:38,441 --> 00:13:39,693
Actually,
it's my dad's subscription
351
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,070
that came to the house.
352
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,531
Don't worry, Drew. I'm gonna
take care of the house.
353
00:13:44,531 --> 00:13:47,409
Oh, uh, when the social worker
comes over don't be surprised
354
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:51,329
if I kiss you or touch you
like we were couple.
355
00:13:51,329 --> 00:13:53,581
Well, uh, don't be
surprised if I like it.
356
00:13:53,581 --> 00:13:54,833
[chuckles]
357
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,501
God.
358
00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:58,879
Where were you when I
was really getting married?
359
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,298
Oh, you know those magazines...
Ah, forget it.
360
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,591
[chuckles]
361
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:06,720
Ooh, would you mind
picking up Joey and Sarah
362
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,555
from my mom's house
on your way home form work?
363
00:14:08,555 --> 00:14:10,306
Oh, I finally get to meet
the mother-in-law, huh?
364
00:14:10,306 --> 00:14:11,600
Oh, it's only fair
I get to see what
365
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,185
you're gonna look like
in 30 years.
366
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,311
Since you already know
what I'm gonna look like.
367
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:15,353
Ta-dah!
368
00:14:15,353 --> 00:14:16,772
[chuckles]
369
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,273
Although there is
a 50 percent chance
370
00:14:18,273 --> 00:14:20,025
that I'll have the famous
Carey he-hooters.
371
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,569
Mm.
372
00:14:22,569 --> 00:14:24,654
Well, it was short notice
but I ran downstairs
373
00:14:24,654 --> 00:14:26,323
and got you something
for your honeymoon.
374
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:27,407
Oh.
375
00:14:27,407 --> 00:14:29,785
It's a blindfold and a Walkman.
376
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,999
Sorry, I can't do
anything about the touching.
377
00:14:35,999 --> 00:14:38,586
[instrumental music]
378
00:14:40,253 --> 00:14:41,713
Sorry, it's so crowded
tonight fellows.
379
00:14:41,713 --> 00:14:43,715
I'm just, uh,
I'm doing a favor for a friend.
380
00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:46,342
Yeah, well, your friend isn't
the one sitting on the hump.
381
00:14:46,342 --> 00:14:47,678
You know, I've been
in this carpool longer
382
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,012
than this kids have been alive.
383
00:14:49,012 --> 00:14:50,973
So, what?
You didn't call it.
384
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,724
I'm not gonna call where I sit.
385
00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:55,311
I'm an adult.
Notice the lack of hair.
386
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,563
I call shotgun again
after the next stop!
387
00:14:58,563 --> 00:14:59,898
- I call window!
- I call window!
388
00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:01,483
I call...
389
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:03,360
- Damn!
- I'm not sitting
on the hump again.
390
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,321
Hey, how about everybody
just shut up back there.
391
00:15:06,321 --> 00:15:08,156
Okay, now, you're
poking me on purpose.
392
00:15:08,156 --> 00:15:09,700
Alright, from now on
393
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,326
you can't touch me because
there's a wall here
394
00:15:11,326 --> 00:15:13,787
and you can't put
your hand through a wall.
395
00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:16,289
Okay, there's a wall
on this side too now, alright.
396
00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:18,249
Stop it! There's a wall.
There's a wall...
397
00:15:18,249 --> 00:15:19,667
Shut up!
Stop screwin' around.
398
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:21,253
Don't make me come back there.
399
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,592
Oh, dear God. Drew, you've
finally grown into your look.
400
00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:30,887
[Joey grunts]
401
00:15:30,887 --> 00:15:32,138
I'm trying to drive.
402
00:15:32,138 --> 00:15:33,765
No, you're doing it all wrong.
403
00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:35,392
[grunts]
Stop it!
404
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,561
Sarah, you try. Go ahead.
405
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:40,022
Hey, kids, you know Larry
pee's when you tickle him.
406
00:15:41,814 --> 00:15:43,066
[chuckling]
407
00:15:43,066 --> 00:15:45,027
[instrumental music]
408
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,199
Hurry up, Joey. Spin the thing,
I'm about to hit all the dots.
409
00:15:51,199 --> 00:15:52,993
Just don't let him
right hand the red dot
410
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,702
or we're gonna get butt crack.
411
00:15:54,702 --> 00:15:56,204
(Diane)
'Okay, okay.'
412
00:15:56,204 --> 00:15:58,415
Sarah,
this is your favorite game
413
00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,833
and we gotta practice
for tomorrow.
414
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,002
So, we are going
to play twister.
415
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,879
We are going to sing songs
416
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:06,799
and smile the next time
you say "Butt crack."
417
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,470
- Butt crack.
- Okay, young lady.
418
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,305
Get back in here.
419
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,140
- What's with her?
- I don't know.
420
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,142
[grunts]
Things aren't going
too good at the school.
421
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,353
I think a couple
of the kids called her nerdy.
422
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:23,565
The only thing she wants to do
is lay around watch TV and eat.
423
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,817
I think this is dad's area.
424
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,322
Hi.
425
00:16:31,698 --> 00:16:33,367
(Drew)
'So, are you okay?'
426
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,577
This place sucks.
427
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,037
Oh, I put all the money
in the living room.
428
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,042
No, I miss Vegas.
429
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:44,127
Well, miss your friends?
430
00:16:44,127 --> 00:16:45,754
Yeah.
431
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,464
You know what I used to do
when I was depressed?
432
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:48,465
Eat?
433
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:54,388
Okay. But then, I would go down
to the basement to get away
434
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:57,098
from my brother and everybody
and just think all by myself.
435
00:16:57,098 --> 00:17:00,018
You know, 'cause sometimes
you need like a special place.
436
00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:01,937
I like to be outside.
437
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,605
Outside is cool.
438
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,190
Hey, you know, what will
really make you feel better?
439
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,733
Going out there
shoveling some snow
440
00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:09,069
salting down the driveway, huh?
441
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,572
I suppose you want me
to exercise for you too.
442
00:17:13,573 --> 00:17:15,325
Diane, Sarah's pickin' on me.
443
00:17:16,659 --> 00:17:17,786
[doorbell rings]
444
00:17:20,455 --> 00:17:21,915
- Hey.
- Hey.
445
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,708
I brought over my dad's
wedding ring for Drew
446
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:25,752
and I figured you were gonna
need a ring so I brought over
447
00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:28,463
all the engagement rings
I've been given.
448
00:17:28,463 --> 00:17:29,922
Take your pick.
449
00:17:29,922 --> 00:17:32,675
- Wow! There are so many.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
450
00:17:32,675 --> 00:17:34,385
If it helps you choose.
451
00:17:34,385 --> 00:17:36,179
This one is too attached
to his mother, high.
452
00:17:36,179 --> 00:17:37,555
- Mm, high.
- Yeah.
453
00:17:37,555 --> 00:17:39,433
- This one drinks too much.
- Mm-hmm.
454
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,809
- I confirmed his homosexuality.
- Oh, I remember him.
455
00:17:41,809 --> 00:17:43,019
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
456
00:17:43,019 --> 00:17:44,938
- Uh, unemployed.
- Uh-huh.
457
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,106
And it goes downhill from there.
458
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:47,274
- Wow.
- Hmm.
459
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,442
Too attached to his mother is
460
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,651
just a smaller version of
461
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,486
confirmed his homosexuality...
462
00:17:51,486 --> 00:17:52,529
...interesting.
463
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,863
- Hmm.
- Hmm, yeah.
464
00:17:53,863 --> 00:17:56,282
- Okay.
- Alright, unemployed it is.
465
00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:58,160
Okay, I gotta go.
I'm sorry.
466
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,494
I got a big date tonight.
467
00:17:59,494 --> 00:18:00,996
I might have to start
a second hand.
468
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,455
[Diane chuckles]
469
00:18:02,455 --> 00:18:03,456
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
470
00:18:03,456 --> 00:18:05,125
Bye.
471
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,460
Uh, excuse me?
472
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,003
Is this the Carey residence?
473
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,505
Alex, it's not Thursday.
474
00:18:10,505 --> 00:18:12,299
Drew, this is Alex,
the social worker.
475
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,217
Who's not supposed
to come until Thursday.
476
00:18:14,217 --> 00:18:15,635
Oh, my God.
I don't know what day it is.
477
00:18:15,635 --> 00:18:17,429
Does that make me a bad mom?
478
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,765
No, no, no. It-it's Wednesday.
I'm a day early. Hi, I'm Alex.
479
00:18:20,765 --> 00:18:23,518
Oh, so, we'll see
you tomorrow, Alex.
480
00:18:23,518 --> 00:18:25,646
Sorry, for the surprise,
but this is the only way
481
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,063
we can see how you really live.
482
00:18:27,063 --> 00:18:28,523
Believe it or not,
some people actually
483
00:18:28,523 --> 00:18:29,900
try to prepare for this things.
484
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,193
Well, not us.
485
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,485
Hey, look,
the twister game's out.
486
00:18:32,485 --> 00:18:33,779
Who wants to play?
487
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,739
Yeah. You wanna see us
play twister, buddy.
488
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,407
Uh, Sarah. Honey.
489
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,493
- I'll go get her.
- Great.
490
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,702
Sarah?
491
00:18:43,329 --> 00:18:44,873
Do you see a red Frisbee?
492
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,083
What are you guys doing?
493
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,293
Oh, we were
driving by, we saw
494
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,460
a kid on the roof
and we thought
495
00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:50,712
"Hey, let's get back
all the Frisbees
496
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:53,257
and Super Balls
we lost up there."
497
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,632
- Oh, oh, oh.
- Here, here we go.
498
00:18:54,632 --> 00:18:56,176
[grunts]
499
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,094
Oh, my God. Sarah!
500
00:18:58,094 --> 00:18:59,846
Hey, get down
from there right now.
501
00:18:59,846 --> 00:19:01,306
(Sarah)
'I can't hear you.'
502
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,432
'I'm in my special place.'
503
00:19:03,558 --> 00:19:05,184
Oh, my God.
504
00:19:05,184 --> 00:19:06,519
Man, if the
social worker sees this
505
00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:08,397
I'm gonna blow
everything for Diane.
506
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,815
Oh, you guys gotta help me.
507
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,482
Drew, you keep
the social worker inside.
508
00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:13,152
- We'll get her down.
- Yeah. Okay.
509
00:19:14,569 --> 00:19:15,945
So, where is your daughter?
510
00:19:15,945 --> 00:19:16,947
Um...
511
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,406
Uh, she'll be right down.
512
00:19:18,406 --> 00:19:20,658
[chuckles]
513
00:19:20,658 --> 00:19:23,328
Well, seems like a nice place.
514
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,871
Nice quite neighborhood.
515
00:19:24,871 --> 00:19:26,623
(Sarah)
'No, no. I'm not coming down.'
516
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:29,584
'No! No, no, no.
I'm not coming down.'
517
00:19:29,584 --> 00:19:32,003
Squirrels.
We got, uh, squirrels.
518
00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:34,839
[man screaming]
519
00:19:34,839 --> 00:19:35,924
[grunts]
520
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,721
Big, clumsy, stupid squirrels.
521
00:19:42,054 --> 00:19:43,682
[knock on door]
522
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,767
Why, I bet that's them now.
523
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,189
The eagles have landed.
524
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,692
But the owl
is still in the nest.
525
00:19:54,692 --> 00:19:55,819
Hey, do I smell...
526
00:19:57,612 --> 00:19:58,738
(Diane)
'Drew.'
527
00:19:58,738 --> 00:20:00,115
What's going on?
528
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:01,658
Sarah's on the roof.
529
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,577
Oh, my God.
What is she doing up there?
530
00:20:07,121 --> 00:20:09,916
- Sarah honey, are you alright?
- 'Yes.'
531
00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:12,168
What on Earth made you
wanna go up to the roof?
532
00:20:12,168 --> 00:20:13,295
(Sarah)
'Drew!'
533
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:17,382
Okay, I got us into this.
I can get us out of this.
534
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,800
Uh, Sarah, honey.
535
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,387
Uh, if you come down
I'll tell you a story.
536
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,055
(Drew)
'Yeah?'
537
00:20:24,055 --> 00:20:25,765
'I'm listening.'
538
00:20:25,765 --> 00:20:27,892
Okay, uh, once...
539
00:20:27,892 --> 00:20:30,728
...I went too high
to get to my special place...
540
00:20:30,728 --> 00:20:33,690
...and I got too close to the
sun and my wings fell off.
541
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,236
And then the Tin Man
came by with...
542
00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:41,114
...um, some three magic beans...
543
00:20:42,657 --> 00:20:45,077
- Get down from there right now!
- 'No!'
544
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,245
Sarah, honey,
you are scaring me to death.
545
00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:48,704
Please, come down.
546
00:20:48,704 --> 00:20:51,082
I-if this is about the kids
at school teasing you
547
00:20:51,082 --> 00:20:53,793
or how you need
to use deodorant now.
548
00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:55,796
Glad somebody
finally said something.
549
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,172
- Hey!
- 'That's it!'
550
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:02,093
(Sarah)
'That's it!
Now, I'm never coming down.'
551
00:21:02,093 --> 00:21:04,221
Sarah, you-you quit scaring your
mother right now, young lady.
552
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,597
If you don't come down
553
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,223
I'm climbing
that ladder and coming up.
554
00:21:07,223 --> 00:21:09,059
Let me tell you something
that roof may not hold.
555
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,103
(Drew)
'No! No! I'm coming down.'
556
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:13,814
Thank God.
557
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:17,317
Is this your report card?
558
00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:20,361
It's really bad.
559
00:21:20,361 --> 00:21:21,863
Yeah, thanks.
I've been looking for that.
560
00:21:23,698 --> 00:21:25,449
I hope you're not gonna
hold this against us?
561
00:21:25,449 --> 00:21:27,577
Hey, some cases
can go a year before I see
562
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,204
how a family functions
under pressure.
563
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,331
But I think your new dad here
did pretty well.
564
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:33,207
Wait till dinner, Joey's gonna
choke on a chicken bone
565
00:21:33,207 --> 00:21:34,251
aren't you, buddy?
566
00:21:36,002 --> 00:21:37,378
(Alex)
'Let me talk to the kids first'
567
00:21:37,378 --> 00:21:38,671
but it's looking pretty good.
568
00:21:38,671 --> 00:21:39,673
[Diane chuckles]
569
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:42,842
Oh.
570
00:21:42,842 --> 00:21:45,053
Drew, thank you.
571
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,680
So, uh...
572
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,057
...if this all works out
you're heading back to Vegas
573
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:50,600
I guess, uh,
next we can get a divorce.
574
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,767
Yeah, I guess so.
575
00:21:51,767 --> 00:21:53,436
Oh, we should
probably fight first.
576
00:21:53,436 --> 00:21:54,479
- No.
- Yes!
577
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,106
See, irreconcilable differences.
578
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,400
- Alright.
- Whoo.
579
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,360
[instrumental music]
580
00:22:02,737 --> 00:22:04,114
Why do I have to
sit on the hump?
581
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,364
'Cause we called window.
582
00:22:05,364 --> 00:22:06,783
Look, I can see, I can see.
583
00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:07,951
Hey, Oswald,
guess what I had for dinner?
584
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:09,035
What did you have, Lewis?
585
00:22:09,035 --> 00:22:10,620
Oh, it's just a little seafood.
586
00:22:13,039 --> 00:22:15,499
That's it! From now on,
there's a wall here.
587
00:22:15,499 --> 00:22:17,168
- And there's a wall here.
- Guess what? I have a drill.
588
00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:18,420
[imitating drill machine]
589
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,838
Oh, look, he forgot
to put in a ceiling.
590
00:22:20,838 --> 00:22:23,383
- Stop it!
- Squeaky, squeaky, squeaky.
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