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Hey, Drew.
Hey, take a look at this.
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- What's that?
- It's a tattoo.
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Really scary skeleton
riding a motorcycle.
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Lewis, you're scared
of motorcycles.
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Eh, I'm scared of tattoos too.
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That's why I drew it on.
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- What'd you do that for?
- Everyone's doin' it.
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I wanted to look, you know, hip.
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Oh, man, you're crazy tryin'
to keep up with all that stuff.
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I mean, what is hip?
Let me tell you somethin'.
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♪ So you wanna jump out
your trick bag ♪
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♪ Ease on into hip bag ♪
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♪ But you ain't just
exactly sure what's hip ♪
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♪ Started to let
you're hair grow ♪
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♪ Spend big bucks
'bout your wardrobe ♪
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♪ But somehow you know
there's much more to the trip ♪
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♪ What is hip ♪
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♪ Tell me tell me
if you think you know ♪
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♪ What is hip ♪
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♪ If you was really hip
the passing years would show ♪
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♪ You in a hip trip ♪
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♪ Maybe hipper than hip ♪
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♪ But what is hip ♪
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[retro music]
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♪ You became a part
of the new bag ♪
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♪ Spent big bucks
to pop your real bag ♪
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♪ Been hangin' out on
the so called hippest set ♪
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♪ Bein' seen in all
the right places ♪
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♪ Seen with just
the right faces ♪
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♪ You should be satisfied
still it ain't quite right ♪
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♪ What is hip ♪
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♪ Tell me tell me
if you think you know ♪
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♪ What is hip ♪
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♪ If you're really hip ♪
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♪ The passing years would show ♪
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♪ You in a hip trip ♪
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♪ Maybe hipper than hip ♪
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♪ What is hip ♪
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[music continues]
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♪ You got hip
and found you a guru ♪
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♪ In an effort to
find you a new you ♪
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♪ And maybe even manage
to raise your conscious level ♪
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♪ While you're startin'
to find the right role ♪
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♪ There's one thing
you should know ♪
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♪ What's hip today
might become passe ♪
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♪ What is hip ♪
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♪ Tell me tell me
if you think you know ♪
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♪ What is hip ♪
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♪ If you're really hip ♪
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♪ The passing years would show ♪
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♪ You on a hip trip ♪
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♪ Maybe hipper than hip ♪
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♪ What is hip ♪
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[music continues]
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♪ Think about it y'all ♪
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[music continues]
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[Latin jazz music]
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[all cheering]
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Man, this place is packed.
What's the big deal?
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Oh, it's the Warsaw's first
annual Latin music night.
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I just had the biggest plate
of polar sausage
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black beans and guacamole.
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And the fuse is lit.
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Hey, I thought it was Latin
night not Pig Latin night.
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Hey, Mimi, I always wondered
what made the bulls run.
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Hola.
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[speaking Spanish]
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[speaking Spanish]
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After the dance,
does he get your ear?
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[speaking Spanish]
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Hey, Lewis, you got the guts to
show Drew some of our new moves?
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Yeah, how's that dance class
comin' along?
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Oh, it's workin' out great.
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You know, I took the class
to meet new people.
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How many people
have I met, Kate?
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Hey, you know, it's your fault,
you're scaring them away.
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You don't go up
to a woman and say
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"Hey, grab your socks,
we're gonna doggy dance."
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- Hey, guys.
- How you doin'?
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Oh, if that's what's comin'
out of the chimney
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I don't wanna know
what's in the furnace.
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Listen, I'm starved.
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Now that Bonnie's here,
let's go get some decent food.
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Oh, thanks, but we're just gonna
have a quick beer here
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and, uh probably go back
to Drew's place.
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You know, uh, we always
go back to my place.
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For once, let's just go to
a real fancy restaurant.
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You know, some place we can
get out our car to eat.
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Wait a minute,
let me get this straight.
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Bonnie likes to get fast food
and go back to your place?
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Drew, she asks you to pull
her finger, put a ring on it.
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Listen, uh, would you guys
get outta here?
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Oh, I see what the problem is.
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You're afraid if she she sees
me dance, she'll be mine.
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- Yeah, that's it.
- Yeah.
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Look, I, um,
I appreciate you worrying
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about me spending my money and
everything, but I'm not broke.
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I know that, I'm just
a low maintenance gal.
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Give me a spork
and a wet-nap and I'm happy.
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Hey, let's pick a song.
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That's our song. I mean,
we've been dating for two weeks.
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I think it's time we get one.
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What about, uh,
"Everlasting Love."
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- "Everlasting Love?"
- Mm-hmm.
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Gee, I don't know,
it's a lot of pressure.
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Oh, hey, how about "The Streak?"
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There's a whole side
of Ray Stevens' songs here.
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Oh, yeah, we're in some
crazy little corner
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of heaven, aren't we?
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You know what, you-you can't
just pick a song.
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It's got be music that's playing
during a special moment.
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Well, you know maybe, maybe
this could be a special moment.
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I was thinkin'
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maybe we could just, you know,
like, see each other.
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You mean, not date anybody else?
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Yeah, I promise
I won't get rejected
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by any other woman
while I'm seein' you.
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- So...
- So this is a big step, Drew.
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Yeah, but the last two weeks
have been so great.
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You know I...
Whenever you're not around
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I see your face,
it just makes me smile.
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(male #1)
'Hey, this damn machine
ate my quarter.'
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Open up, you piece of crap.
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See, now I'll never
be able to hear that
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without thinkin' about you.
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[instrumental music]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Came up with
a Christmas promotion.
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Buzz beer-nog. Huh?
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Mmm.
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Good.
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Oh, yeah?
Take another sip.
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Not if my mother's eyes
depended on it.
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Hey, how 'bout this?
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The Buzz Beer
Christmas tree ornament.
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Hey.
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After you're done with the beer
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you just hang it on the tree.
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- That's a great idea.
- I know.
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I could just picture
Christmas morning.
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The kids runnin' downstairs,
their eyes all look glow.
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Oh, look how beautiful the tree
looks with all those bottles.
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And look what's under
the tree. It's daddy.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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I brought these,
these back from the Warsaw.
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The rest of 'em are
out in the yard.
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- 'Great.'
- Check this out.
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Oh, yeah, Oswald,
Wonder Woman called.
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She wants her belt back.
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Actually, I won the first global
parcel inter-mural boxing title.
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- Hey!
- 'Alright.'
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Wait a second. Since when
did delivery guys box?
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Well, we got a lot of ex-postal
workers, Donna Global and...
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...there's been
a lot of tension.
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So they started
the "Gloves, Not Guns" program.
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Hey, who'd you fight
for the championship?
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Joe 'Special Delivery' Lupo.
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And you are?
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'Careful, Do Not Bend' Oswald.
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Joe's gonna be here any minute.
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He's such a good loser.
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He's takin' me out
to a victory dinner.
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If he's a really good sport
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he'd take out your manager, too.
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- Who's my manager?
- Me.
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Oh.
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So, Drew, what'd you and Bonnie
end up doin' last night?
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Well, we had fast food again
and went back to my place.
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Now even the drive through guys
are startin' to recognize us.
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You know how embarrassing it is
when a 14 year old kid
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in a paper hat
calls you a cheap bastard?
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Well, if she's gonna make
that big a deal about it
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surprise her, don't give her
the chance to say no.
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Hey, how about you make
her a special dinner?
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I know a meatloaf you can make
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with two Big Macs
and a bottle of ketchup.
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Oh.
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Yeah, if you mow the lawn, you
can have a nice salad with that.
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Hey, you know,
dinner's a great idea.
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I can go all out.
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The most expensive food,
romantic music, tuxedo.
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- Big can of wine.
- Yeah.
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Hey, you know I can get you
a specimen cart from Drug Co.
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To keep the food warm.
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Yeah, yo-you can heat six dishes
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and restrain a monkey,
if you have to.
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Hey, excuse me,
I'm lookin' for...
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- Hey, Oswald.
- Hey, Joe.
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Everybody this is Joe Lupo, hey.
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- Hey.
- Watch out, come on, come on.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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So, you ready to go, champ?
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I got reservations at Sammy's
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and then afterwards
we're seein' "Space Jam."
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Wow, cool, alright.
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Oh, then I guess,
we're not seeing that together.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Lewis.
I'll tell you what.
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I'll see it again with you,
buddy. How about that?
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- Okay.
- You're right, very clingy.
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Yeah. Okay, see you later.
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- 'Bye.'
- See ya.
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So you-you guys doin' anything?
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No, why?
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Could you take me
to the hospital
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'cause I'm wavin'
at you right now
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and it just ain't happenin'.
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, let's see. Oh, yeah,
light the candles.
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What's this?
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"Property of Drug Co.
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Do not expose to light."
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- Room service.
- Drew, what are you doin'?
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Uh, no, yo-you can't be here,
get out. Get out.
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I don't care if the place
is a little messy.
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This is our special night,
and it's my treat.
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Hey, what's this?
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Steve.
This is my husband, Steve.
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My husband.
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And this is...
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- This is...
- The caterer.
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(Bonnie)
The caterer, yes.
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Um, he's come to serve us
dinner. Surprise.
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- Aww.
- Yeah, surprise.
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He's another surprise,
the caterer drinks.
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Wow, look at all this food.
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God, it must be good, 'cause
it looks to me like somebody
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has been eatin' a little
too much of his own cookin', uh?
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- Yeah.
- Mmm.
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Oh, how 'bout some champagne?
230
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Oh, look, somebody made me
a note in a shape of a heart.
231
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I'll read that for you.
It's all part of the service.
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No, no, no.
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Says here, "Roses are red,
and here's tonight's feature.
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Please be my school girl,
and I'll be your teacher."
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Okay.
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Well, since we're stayin' in
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I guess I better
get ready to do my...
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[clears throat]
...homework.
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I'll be right back.
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Oh, I'm sorry, uh,
may I be excused, teach?
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I don't know how this exclusive
dating thing works with you.
242
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But it usually means
no husbands.
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Drew, I-I tried to tell you, but
I never found the right time.
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Oh, really?
Well, here's a little thought.
245
00:12:55,073 --> 00:12:56,783
"Nice to meet you." Right time.
246
00:12:56,783 --> 00:13:00,745
"Would you like to go back
to my place?" Right time.
247
00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:03,207
"Would you like
to have sex?" Right time.
248
00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:06,752
Drew, try to understand.
249
00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:09,880
Okay, I just wanna
get outta here.
250
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,465
Hey, what are you doin'?
251
00:13:12,465 --> 00:13:15,093
Tryin' to steal my woman, huh?
252
00:13:15,093 --> 00:13:17,470
No, actually we've been
dating for weeks.
253
00:13:17,470 --> 00:13:19,598
[laughing]
254
00:13:22,683 --> 00:13:24,394
You know, I love this guy.
255
00:13:24,394 --> 00:13:26,855
Go serve the appetizers, huh?
256
00:13:26,855 --> 00:13:28,648
Actually you're all set up,
so I'm just gonna...
257
00:13:28,648 --> 00:13:30,358
Hey, wait a minute. How much
do I have to to pay you
258
00:13:30,358 --> 00:13:32,152
to get you to stay and, uh...
259
00:13:34,821 --> 00:13:37,157
...make breakfast.
260
00:13:37,157 --> 00:13:38,992
Well, tell you what,
I'll turn on the gas
261
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:40,827
but I won't guarantee
I'll cook anything.
262
00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:45,332
Honey, I-I can set it up,
let him go.
263
00:13:45,332 --> 00:13:47,166
Alright.
Thanks, pal.
264
00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:51,004
Oh, and, uh, here's the ten
I promised you.
265
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,006
Wow, gee, thanks, mister.
266
00:13:54,424 --> 00:13:56,592
Oh, whipped you up
a special dessert.
267
00:13:56,592 --> 00:13:59,137
It's another little glass dish
marked test group A.
268
00:13:59,137 --> 00:14:00,597
Enjoy.
269
00:14:00,597 --> 00:14:03,350
[instrumental music]
270
00:14:09,064 --> 00:14:11,275
Could you tell Mr. Wick
I have Wilson here?
271
00:14:12,859 --> 00:14:14,861
Sir, your 12 o'clock is here.
272
00:14:16,612 --> 00:14:17,614
What, sourpuss?
273
00:14:18,656 --> 00:14:21,159
I don't want to talk about it.
274
00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:23,828
Hey, I know what'll turn
that frown upside down.
275
00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:26,206
Why don't you just
jump out the window?
276
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:30,627
Hats everyone.
277
00:14:30,627 --> 00:14:32,087
- Do we have to?
- That's an order.
278
00:14:32,087 --> 00:14:34,755
Don your party hat.
279
00:14:34,755 --> 00:14:36,299
What's the occasion?
280
00:14:36,299 --> 00:14:38,927
We're having a little going away
party for Wilson here.
281
00:14:38,927 --> 00:14:40,595
W-Wil-Wilson's
not going anywhere.
282
00:14:40,595 --> 00:14:42,555
Oh, yes, he is.
He parked in spot yesterday.
283
00:14:42,555 --> 00:14:44,850
Surprise, you're fired.
284
00:14:46,559 --> 00:14:48,311
No, I'm only kidding.
285
00:14:48,311 --> 00:14:50,314
Blow off those candles
and you can keep your job.
286
00:14:54,234 --> 00:14:56,069
Well, I think we know
where this is going.
287
00:14:59,489 --> 00:15:01,115
Hey, Drew,
you ready for lunch?
288
00:15:01,115 --> 00:15:03,534
No, I've been eatin' all day.
289
00:15:03,534 --> 00:15:04,620
Bonnie's married.
290
00:15:05,828 --> 00:15:07,748
She met someone last night?
291
00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:12,168
No, she's been married
this whole time.
292
00:15:12,168 --> 00:15:14,004
I can't believe I was actually
startin' to fall for her.
293
00:15:14,004 --> 00:15:15,296
I don't believe it.
294
00:15:15,296 --> 00:15:17,131
She's married
and she never told you?
295
00:15:17,131 --> 00:15:20,259
That's a sin.
That's one of the bad ones.
296
00:15:20,259 --> 00:15:22,428
All this time
I've been the other man.
297
00:15:22,428 --> 00:15:23,847
You're the other man?
298
00:15:23,847 --> 00:15:25,890
Who is she married to?
"The elephant man?"
299
00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:27,684
[laughing]
300
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:30,686
Hey.
301
00:15:30,686 --> 00:15:31,855
Hey, guys. What's goin' on?
302
00:15:31,855 --> 00:15:34,190
Drew's dating a married woman.
303
00:15:34,190 --> 00:15:35,900
Bonnie married?
304
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,152
'Woah.'
305
00:15:37,152 --> 00:15:38,444
Drew, you big dope.
306
00:15:38,444 --> 00:15:40,613
There must've been some clues.
307
00:15:40,613 --> 00:15:42,449
There were no clues,
except for her husband.
308
00:15:42,449 --> 00:15:44,951
- Oh.
- New shirt?
309
00:15:49,789 --> 00:15:51,291
Yeah, Joe got it for me.
310
00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,589
- Joe got it for you?
- 'Yeah.'
311
00:15:57,589 --> 00:16:00,425
He knows that I'm low on cash,
so he takes me out to dinner.
312
00:16:00,425 --> 00:16:02,719
He takes me to the movies.
313
00:16:02,719 --> 00:16:05,721
He buys me nice things.
But don't get off the subject.
314
00:16:05,721 --> 00:16:07,265
We're talking about
how oblivious Drew is.
315
00:16:07,265 --> 00:16:08,725
(Kate)
'Yeah.'
316
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,607
Are we all agreed on this?
317
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:19,819
- You're dating.
- What?
318
00:16:19,819 --> 00:16:22,155
Oswald, he's dressing you,
you're dating him.
319
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,074
No.
320
00:16:25,783 --> 00:16:27,536
- No.
- Yeah.
321
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:31,163
Oswald, how much
did that shirt cost?
322
00:16:31,163 --> 00:16:33,624
Well, it's pretty expensive,
but Joe said...
323
00:16:33,624 --> 00:16:35,794
Oh, my God, I'm dating a guy.
324
00:16:41,507 --> 00:16:43,719
Oh, my God, we're supposed
to go camping this weekend.
325
00:16:47,430 --> 00:16:51,101
I'm guessing, 'Special Delivery'
Joe has a package for you.
326
00:16:52,518 --> 00:16:55,439
[instrumental music]
327
00:17:06,574 --> 00:17:08,160
You're awful quite today.
328
00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:12,748
Listen, uh,
about this camping trip.
329
00:17:14,624 --> 00:17:15,709
I don't think I can make it.
330
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:17,836
Why not?
331
00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:21,256
'Cause... I'm not gay.
332
00:17:23,132 --> 00:17:25,510
What are you talkin' about?
We've been going out for a week.
333
00:17:28,512 --> 00:17:31,807
You've been goin' out,
I've just been gettin' gifts.
334
00:17:31,807 --> 00:17:34,394
Oh, I don't believe this.
You sent me all those signals.
335
00:17:34,394 --> 00:17:36,229
No, I never
sent you any signals.
336
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:39,357
You asked me out to coffee,
you wrote me notes.
337
00:17:39,357 --> 00:17:40,776
You were chatty.
338
00:17:41,901 --> 00:17:43,570
I love to gossip over coffee.
339
00:17:43,570 --> 00:17:45,780
I got it from my mom. Okay?
340
00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:47,324
I don't believe this.
341
00:17:48,783 --> 00:17:50,743
To think I let you
win that boxing match.
342
00:17:50,743 --> 00:17:52,453
What?
343
00:17:52,453 --> 00:17:55,373
Oh, come on, Oswald,
you're as slow as an ox.
344
00:17:55,373 --> 00:17:56,750
I threw the fight.
345
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:57,793
Why?
346
00:17:59,419 --> 00:18:02,297
Well, just couldn't
hit that pretty face.
347
00:18:04,090 --> 00:18:06,718
Aww. Hey!
348
00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:11,807
Well, I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to lead you on.
349
00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:16,812
It's okay.
Was a misunderstanding.
350
00:18:19,355 --> 00:18:22,858
- So, we're still friends?
- Yeah.
351
00:18:22,858 --> 00:18:25,820
[laughing]
352
00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:27,030
- Are we still going camping?
- No!
353
00:18:28,489 --> 00:18:30,158
[instrumental music]
354
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,870
(Drew)
'Listen, I know this is
kind of a heavy question.'
355
00:18:33,870 --> 00:18:36,455
But I-I didn't have
anyone else to call.
356
00:18:36,455 --> 00:18:38,625
Is it still adultery if one
of the people doesn't know?
357
00:18:41,127 --> 00:18:43,880
Uh-huh. Yeah,
in the eyes of God.
358
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:47,884
Uh-huh. Oh, man. Thanks.
I feel so much better.
359
00:18:47,884 --> 00:18:49,719
So hey, let's make that
a large pepperoni
360
00:18:49,719 --> 00:18:52,639
and some of that cheesy bread.
361
00:18:52,639 --> 00:18:53,890
Yeah, you know the address.
362
00:18:53,890 --> 00:18:55,141
Bye.
363
00:18:58,227 --> 00:18:59,271
[knock on door]
364
00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:09,280
- Hi, Drew.
- Gee, Bonnie.
365
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,240
You kinda caught me at a bad
time, I was just about to take
366
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,034
the wife and kids
out for a picnic.
367
00:19:15,912 --> 00:19:17,914
I feel terrible about this.
368
00:19:17,914 --> 00:19:19,457
Well, you should,
'cause according to
369
00:19:19,457 --> 00:19:21,626
"Antonio's Pizzeria",
you're goin' to hell.
370
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,046
Look, my marriage was a mess
371
00:19:25,046 --> 00:19:27,799
and you and I were having
such a good time.
372
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,842
I didn't know what I wanted.
373
00:19:29,842 --> 00:19:32,219
Listen, I-I-I just can't
do this, Bonnie, okay?
374
00:19:32,219 --> 00:19:33,846
I can't date a married woman.
375
00:19:33,846 --> 00:19:35,473
And don't try to rationalize
it, because according
376
00:19:35,473 --> 00:19:36,974
to "Chicken On The Run,"
they're no shades of grey
377
00:19:36,974 --> 00:19:39,060
when it comes to morality.
378
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:41,438
I know that,
I-I shouldn't have done it.
379
00:19:41,438 --> 00:19:44,357
But we really were
about to get a divorce.
380
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:45,442
Were?
381
00:19:46,609 --> 00:19:48,694
Well, yeah.
382
00:19:48,694 --> 00:19:50,447
Your dinner kinda
opened things up.
383
00:19:50,447 --> 00:19:51,781
So that we could talk.
384
00:19:55,075 --> 00:19:56,953
Oh, good.
Then my little plan worked.
385
00:19:56,953 --> 00:19:58,538
See, I was gonna find
a beautiful woman.
386
00:19:58,538 --> 00:20:00,206
Date her for a couple of weeks.
387
00:20:00,206 --> 00:20:01,666
And then convince her
to get back with her husband.
388
00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:03,877
You know why?
Because I'm "Shmuck Man."
389
00:20:06,295 --> 00:20:09,340
Saving marriages across
the country at my own expense.
390
00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:11,259
"Shmuck Man!"
391
00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:15,847
I should go.
392
00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:18,016
My husband got violently
ill after the dessert.
393
00:20:21,101 --> 00:20:22,812
I'm sorry, Drew.
394
00:20:26,482 --> 00:20:29,109
Thank you, "Shmuck Man."
395
00:20:29,109 --> 00:20:32,030
No need to thank me, ma'am.
It's all a day's work.
396
00:20:41,497 --> 00:20:43,415
Hey, buddy, the plans
are cancelled.
397
00:20:43,415 --> 00:20:45,877
So I thought I'd come by
and see what you're up to.
398
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:47,253
Just eatin' and drinkin'.
399
00:20:47,253 --> 00:20:48,963
That's what I thought.
400
00:20:48,963 --> 00:20:50,256
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
401
00:20:51,966 --> 00:20:53,301
Just broke up with Bonnie.
402
00:20:53,301 --> 00:20:54,677
Man, I hate break ups.
403
00:20:54,677 --> 00:20:58,639
Me, too. Joe and I just...
404
00:20:58,639 --> 00:21:01,476
Nah, you know it.
405
00:21:01,476 --> 00:21:02,769
How'd he take it?
406
00:21:02,769 --> 00:21:05,354
It was hard on him.
407
00:21:05,354 --> 00:21:07,148
You know, for a while there,
I was on a roll.
408
00:21:07,148 --> 00:21:09,401
Was datin' Lisa,
then I was datin' Bonnie.
409
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,527
I was on a roll, too.
410
00:21:11,527 --> 00:21:14,072
Apparently I was dating
three guys at work.
411
00:21:20,494 --> 00:21:21,537
Hey, you know what we should do?
412
00:21:21,537 --> 00:21:22,956
What?
413
00:21:22,956 --> 00:21:24,332
We should get out there
and meet some new women.
414
00:21:24,332 --> 00:21:25,792
Between the two of us,
I'll bet by closing time
415
00:21:25,792 --> 00:21:27,543
we can have ten numbers
and I'll bet ya
416
00:21:27,543 --> 00:21:29,045
one of 'em is gonna be real.
417
00:21:29,045 --> 00:21:31,589
Alright. Hey, I heard of
a new bar over in Lake Wood.
418
00:21:31,589 --> 00:21:32,673
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
419
00:21:32,673 --> 00:21:33,967
It supposed to be really great.
420
00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:34,968
But you gotta dress
like a cowboy.
421
00:21:37,011 --> 00:21:38,554
Hey, listen,
I'm waitin' for pizza.
422
00:21:38,554 --> 00:21:39,597
Why don't you just go down
and I'll meet you there?
423
00:21:39,597 --> 00:21:40,890
- Okay.
- Okay.
424
00:21:45,061 --> 00:21:46,854
He's gotta figure
this one out for himself.
425
00:21:46,854 --> 00:21:49,357
[instrumental music]
426
00:21:52,193 --> 00:21:54,612
[instrumental music]
427
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,059
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