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You know, anything that drips
that much in the morning,
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you should call a doctor.
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I'm working on a way
to speed it up.
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For now, this is
my one peaceful ritual
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besides doomscrolling
on the toilet.
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And I'm getting really good
at making my own.
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It's all about the pour.
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Yeah, taking forever
to accomplish something
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and saying,
"It's all about the poor."
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Sounds like
a Democrat to me.
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Guess who just got a call
from the Game Hunt manager
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and officially has a J-O-B?
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[all] Ya boi!
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Well, I'd love to toast you
with my cup of coffee,
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but it won't be ready
till you're my age.
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My first child's first job.
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Wow. Seems like only yesterday
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I was pulling a pistachio
out of your nose.
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It was yesterday.
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With this job
and 25 bucks an hour,
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I'm gonna be able to treat
Lily like my queen.
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Someone grab an umbrella,
I'm making it rain!
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Wait, 25 bucks an hour?
That's more than I make.
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Is it? Sweet.
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Perfect. Now you can start
paying me for doing your homework.
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Okay, about that,
you're gonna need to cool it
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with the big words. All right?
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My teacher was not so convinced
I knew the word "incredulous."
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So, she was incredulous?
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No, she wasn't happy at all.
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Public schools lose again.
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Speaking of,
you're gonna be late. Get.
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Ha! Wow. My kid
makes more money than me.
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Ah, can't relate.
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Maybe it's time to think
about something else, like law school.
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Oh, God. Not this again.
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I'm just saying,
a career move is good,
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not just in the dance academy,
but law school is always-
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[grinder revs]
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It's a way you can
get yourself-
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[grinder revs]
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-I'm just saying-
-[grinder revs]
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-You have-
-[grinder revs]
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-You don't have any other-
-[grinder revs]
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-Stop being a-
-[grinder revs]
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[? rock theme playing]
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[tires screeching]
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So, I just got off
the phone with Matt.
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He'll be here
in a second, Fluffy.
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[groans] Ah, thanks, man.
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Whew! You guys are artists.
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Fun fact, you know
who else is an artist?
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Uh, my cousin. Yeah.
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The city of Los Angeles
commissioned him
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to paint the 184th Kobe mural.
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Wait a minute. It's not the one
with Kobe up in heaven
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having a picnic
with Farrah Fawcett, is it?
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The one after that.
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Um... Mitch, right?
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-No.
-Doesn't matter.
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Uh, and I want to say, Dave?
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It's Gabe. It's your name.
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[engine approaching]
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[Fluffy chuckles]
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Oh man, look at that.
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-Hey, Fluffy.
-How you been, man?
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Good to see you, man.
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Wow!
My mechanic told me all about this bus.
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He even showed me
a picture of the engine.
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-How many of these do you own?
-I have about 32.
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Wow.
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Um, it would be 33,
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but Jay Leno is vicious
at a car auction.
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Yeah.
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[imitating Jay Leno]
"Yeah. Sorry I outbid you,
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I didn't see you standing
right there next to me."
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Yeah, he didn't see me,
the only Mexican at Sotheby's.
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Yeah. Well, I said
this isn't for sale,
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but I'm glad you could take
a look at the engine.
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It's a beauty, huh?
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You know, I pay strong.
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No, no, it's not for sale.
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-Pick a number.
-It's literally not for sale.
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I'll double it.
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I'm thinking.
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I'll even throw in a pair of
VIP comedy tickets, backstage.
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You're going backwards.
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Morning.
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Good, you?
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I'm dying.
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So fun.
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Sorry.
I'm taking a practice LSAT.
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My dad keeps pushing me
to go to law school.
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He's like Fox News
with pronouns.
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Every time I think
we've moved on, he brings it up again.
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He/him does have a unique way
of riling people up.
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-Where's all this coming from?
-Hmph!
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I just found out
my 16-year-old makes more money than I do.
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The same kid who thinks
strawberry milk comes from cows
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who just eat strawberries.
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Wait, is this your way
of asking me for a raise?
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Because those only come
from cows who eat money.
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I just feel like
such a failure.
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I mean, I'm in this
dead-end job.
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Now you're definitely
not getting a raise.
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Have you thought about
what you want to do, career-wise?
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I spent the last 15 years
supporting two kids
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and a deadbeat husband.
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What I want feels like a real,
uh, add avocado level of luxury.
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Well, it's not.
So what do you want?
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Honestly? Avocado.
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??
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Wow, Mom's old ride.
She loved this thing so much.
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I loved her so much.
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That's why I put this
badass engine in here, man.
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So many family road trips
in this thing.
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You told us to shut the hell up
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in the most beautiful
places on earth.
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I also lied to your brother
about seeing VW Bugs
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so I could
punch him in the arm.
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You lied? I hit him, too.
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That's what made it fun.
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Hey, any more thought
to going to law school?
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Oh, God. Here we go.
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It's a smart
and practical thing to do-
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Wow, you're flipping me off
with your eyes.
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Ugh!
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Ah, the Parker Family
"Hello."
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Ugh! My dad is back on
his "go to law school" rant.
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I vented to Eve first,
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but only because
she's smart and sophisticated.
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No offense.
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-Some offense.
-See, this is where you say
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something to make me
feel better about being a loser.
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I'm sorry.
I'm just distracted
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by this latte
that you made. It's so good.
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It made me forget that
we're all just hapless pawns
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in the chessboard of life.
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Mmm. Caramel.
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This is the best one yet.
Ten out of ten.
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No notes. Oh,
except the note of...
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lavender.
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Thanks, but back to me.
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I took this stupid career
aptitude test online
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and you know what
it said I should be?
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A goth dental hygienist?
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I wish!
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A mechanic!
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Can you believe it?
I don't want to do what my dad does.
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You could never do
what your dad does.
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You don't just
decide to be Mozart.
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You know, you kind of
are a mechanic.
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A coffee mechanic.
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You joke, but it's not
that different, okay?
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A lot of coffee machines are
as intricate as a car engine.
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Shh. They can all hear you.
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I'm serious.
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I have this idea to use
one of these compressors
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to speed up
making a pour-over.
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But you don't want
to hear me
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talk about coffee
all day.
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Do you?
Because I have a podcast idea, too.
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Maybe making coffee
is your thing.
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That's not a thing.
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Okay, it's a thing.
But it's not like a career.
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Barbara Starbucks
would beg to differ.
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You know, we do need
another coffee shop.
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The last one closed because
the barista was giving nicknames
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to the customers
on their cups.
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I liked my nickname...
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Hot Chocolate.
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You know who didn't like theirs?
"Old Bitch."
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I mean, of course I'd love
to have my own coffee shop,
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but I would need
a lot of money.
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And the only way
to get a lot of money fast
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requires a level of nudity
I'm not comfortable with,
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and a much better camera.
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Hey Riley, you better
stay away from OnlyFans.
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Them ladies is sad.
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Especially that Darlene.
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??
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Ooh boy,
do I need a drink.
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My dogs are barking
and my tummy's purring.
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Ooh, tough day at work,
little kitty-cat?
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Oof! The boss
is riding me hard.
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-Yeah.
-Working man's struggle is real, Pops.
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But, hey, at least
we get moments like this
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at the end of a long day.
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That long day?
You worked four hours.
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[? "Shark Tank"
theme music playing]
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Hello, Sharks!
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Hey, what are you doing?
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We're offering you
the opportunity of a lifetime.
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[both]
Oh, no.
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This is my colleague, Mom.
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Dad, may I call you Dad?
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Dad, you've been
pushing for law school
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because you said I wasn't
bringing you a better plan.
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Well, here's my plan.
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Klatch Cafe.
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I love coffee.
I love making it, drinking it.
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And now,
I'm gonna love selling it. Are you buying it?
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I am. I like that...
a latte.
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So, I'm looking for investors
to open my own coffee shop.
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Wow. That's great.
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I bet the start-up costs
aren't too grande.
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In fact, the all-in costs are
half the price of law school.
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That's grounds...
for investment.
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But don't just listen to Mom.
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As a lifelong
coffee drinker,
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I can say with certainty,
Riley Parker's coffee
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is the best I've ever had.
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[ding]
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Riley's coffee is so good,
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I don't even call
other coffee "coffee" anymore.
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I call it
that wet brown stuff.
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I'm more of a tea person.
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And the tea is
that Riley's coffee is great.
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Matt, tea means gossip.
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Hi, I'm Lori Greiner
from "Shark Tank"
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and there is nothing
I love to support more
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than a woman-led startup.
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And that's why
I'm endorsing...
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[Georgia]
Riley Parker's Klatch Cafe.
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In summation,
running my own coffee shop
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would be a great use
of my skills
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and make a lot of people
very happy.
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Thusly, our investors happy.
So what do you say, Shark?
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If you're ready
to caffeinate your portfolio,
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just say you're in.
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I'm out.
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So, um, can I ask
why you said no?
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Other than it being
your favorite word.
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Riley, all I'm hearing
is a pitch from a woman
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who's never been
in business before.
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That's not true.
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My spiked lemonade stand
outside prom did gangbusters.
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Seriously,
all I heard was happy,
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and I don't invest
in feelings.
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Unless you count
my shares
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in the number-one
maker of anti-depressants.
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I'm in.
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I like your grit
and I believe in you.
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So I'm gonna invest
my first paycheck in your shop.
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Or shall I say, our shop?
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??
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I'm sorry your dad said no.
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He can be so stubborn.
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I suggested one night
we try an organic restaurant.
250
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:26,018
He was like, nah,
I'm not into all that freaky stuff.
251
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,436
I just thought
this coffee business
252
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:28,937
is what
I'm supposed to do.
253
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,939
I haven't been this certain
about something since I got
254
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,026
a tattoo of the moon
mooning the sun.
255
00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,236
It's still funny
256
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,989
and slightly subversive
without being offensive.
257
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:41,617
But hang on. I mean,
this is just a minor setback.
258
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:44,077
You said yourself this is
what you're supposed to do.
259
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,288
Yeah, but I tried,
and it didn't work out, the end.
260
00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,831
If it takes one no
261
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,542
for you to give up
on your dreams,
262
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,294
maybe your dad is right.
263
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,046
This is not what
you are supposed to do.
264
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,589
Mean.
265
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,467
You're the one who quit,
not me.
266
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,177
Do you want this or not?
267
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,471
-Yeah, I want it.
-Doesn't sound like you want it.
268
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,473
-I really want it.
-Are you sure?
269
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,892
-I'm sure.
-Perfect.
270
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,519
You're fired.
271
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:12,147
-Wait. What?
-I'm pulling out the safety net.
272
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,523
You need to get out there
273
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:16,318
and build this business
with everything you've got.
274
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,696
Um, you know I have
nothing, right?
275
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,572
That's not true.
276
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,491
You have what it takes
to do this.
277
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,493
What you don't have
is anything
278
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,746
to fall back on
because you're fired.
279
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,798
Ugh!
280
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,378
Well, if I'm fired,
I'm gonna start taking stuff.
281
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,270
??
282
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,192
Hey, Riley.
Hey, Riley!
283
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,610
What is this?
284
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,529
-I'm working.
-Oh, gosh.
285
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,032
Because I thought it was
Willy Wonka's meth lab.
286
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,742
Welcome to Klatch Cafe.
287
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,786
We offer friends
and family discount.
288
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,870
You get neither.
289
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:12,082
So this is your idea?
A cart in the alley?
290
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:15,211
You know, they don't even
sell weed in alleys anymore.
291
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,754
How'd you even buy all this?
292
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,339
I put it on my credit cards.
293
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,341
You know the interest rate
on the credit card?
294
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:24,094
Yes, Dad.
18% over 36 months.
295
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,721
But my sales projections
296
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,597
indicate I'll be in the black
within four months.
297
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:28,682
I got this. Look!
298
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,726
I already have a line
of customers
299
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,561
and one Yelp review
that says,
300
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,230
"Hot coffee,
hotter coffee chick."
301
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,899
Eh? Yeah, that's
going on the wall.
302
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,526
Great. And of course,
you got a big line
303
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,694
because it takes, like,
what, two hours
304
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:41,737
to make one cup of coffee?
305
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:42,821
Not anymore.
306
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,905
-Look.
-Look at what?
307
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,741
I finally figured out
a way to speed up
308
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:48,160
making a pour-over
without losing quality.
309
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,288
It's a hydraulic compressor
attached to the pump.
310
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,373
I resto-modded coffee.
311
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,791
You're just throwing
money away.
312
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,418
No, the lace underwear
313
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,769
no one's seen in years
was throwing money away.
314
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:00,797
This is an investment.
315
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:04,635
-Hey, Matt, isn't this great?
-No, no, it's not great.
316
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:09,639
This also happened
when that coffee place
317
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,350
wrote "a-hole" on his cup.
318
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:16,229
Hey, guys. Who in here helped
her make that coffee machine?
319
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,773
She did it herself.
320
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:18,899
She what?
321
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,942
-It's pretty cool, right?
-Yeah.
322
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,986
-See the modulation lever?
-Uh-huh.
323
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,198
It's the old clutch
and a brake from a bike.
324
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,908
Actually, it was my bike.
325
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,679
I found that out the hard way
when I was going down a hill.
326
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:34,498
So you're telling me that
Riley made that machine?
327
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:38,293
Yes. Come on, man.
She grew up in this shop.
328
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,796
She may have
paid more attention than you realized.
329
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,549
You know, it takes
a village to raise a mechanic.
330
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:46,928
Or kill one.
331
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,890
You know, villages do
a lot of things.
332
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,435
Both good and bad.
333
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:07,489
I don't want to talk
about it, please. And it wasn't great.
334
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:10,700
Well, I didn't want to talk
about the historical inaccuracy
335
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,494
of one of the German rifles
in Dunkirk
336
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,162
for two hours.
337
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,997
The soldier was
walking around with a rifle
338
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,833
that wasn't made until 1947.
339
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:20,168
Look, I don't understand
why you can't see
340
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,628
what's going on out there
341
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,880
and not be at least
a little bit proud of her.
342
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,258
Proud of what?
A coffee cart in an alley?
343
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,468
-This is just crazy.
-Yes!
344
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,012
What business doesn't
start as a crazy dream?
345
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,055
[Matt groans]
346
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,390
I didn't want to be
a dancer.
347
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,975
But then someone put
baby in a corner,
348
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,686
changed my whole life plan.
349
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,522
Look, maybe it's not
what you want her to do,
350
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:41,898
but you did want her
to have a plan.
351
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,066
And now she's got one,
352
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,526
and you still have
no faith in her.
353
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:45,610
What is your problem?
354
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,697
I don't want to see
her fail again.
355
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,250
[Matt sighs]
356
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:57,122
It's really hard
as her dad to watch this.
357
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,124
She's raised two great kids,
358
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,709
built some amazing
coffee machine,
359
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,253
but she doesn't know
how to make good decisions.
360
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:06,214
And she has no idea
how hard it is to run a business.
361
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,300
Well, wouldn't it be
a little easier
362
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,511
if her father supported her
at least a little bit?
363
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,102
She lives at my house.
I support everything she does.
364
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:19,561
Riley is a great person.
She's a great mom
365
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,063
and she got saddled with a hell
of a lot of responsibility
366
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,565
at a very young age.
367
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,442
And now she's finally
locked into something
368
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:26,818
she's passionate about.
369
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,195
Do you know
how many parents
370
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,573
would kill to have a kid
like that to support?
371
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,202
You sound like her mother.
372
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,587
What would Diane
think right now
373
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,840
if she saw
her daughter out there?
374
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,261
??
375
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,560
What do you want, Lily?
Any item on the menu.
376
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,937
You don't have to
buy me a drink.
377
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,438
I make money from tutoring.
378
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,024
Shout out social media
for making kids dumb.
379
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,193
Oh, I don't pay here.
380
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,363
I'm what you call
an angel investor.
381
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:13,866
Hey, Ma. Two cocoas,
hold the marshmallows.
382
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,161
I've never felt so alive.
383
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:22,123
One of the dancers
left an untouched triple shot macchiato
384
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,792
on the back of that truck.
385
00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:28,088
Whoa, Mama,
that's good stuff.
386
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,381
Georgia.
387
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,633
You know you're not supposed
to have caffeine.
388
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,594
-Don't touch my coffee.
-[Carter] Hey, Georgia!
389
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,972
Hey, Riley. I need
to talk to you for a minute.
390
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,474
-I'm busy.
-Follow me.
391
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,518
No, I'm not doing this anymore.
You don't get to tell me
392
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,478
where to walk
or what to do with my life.
393
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,897
Follow me.
394
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,692
Uh, be right back.
395
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,278
Don't, uh, steal anything.
396
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,655
Where are you going?
397
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,156
I'm only following you
because I want to,
398
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,701
not because you want me to.
399
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,496
This feels very Sopranos.
400
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,334
Why are you
showing me Mom's bus?
401
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,463
Because Mom's bus
is soon to become...
402
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,508
your new coffee van.
403
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,927
I'm going to design
a really good awning
404
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,387
that'll come out like this.
405
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,681
Some roller trays
to put your equipment on,
406
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,517
and all the plumbing
and electric so your coffee machine will work.
407
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,810
And before you know it,
408
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,647
the area will be filled
with annoying hipsters.
409
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:31,319
And I realize
"annoying hipsters" is redundant.
410
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,820
What happened
to selling the van
411
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,864
because it was practical?
412
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,282
Your mom always said,
"The best things
413
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,034
don't always
make the most sense."
414
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,869
And she was right,
right?
415
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:46,167
And sometimes,
passion trumps practical.
416
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,544
Some things are both.
417
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,130
You and Mom were
kind of like that.
418
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,840
No, but you've done
the hard stuff, Riley.
419
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,469
Pot gummies aren't
the hard stuff.
420
00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,180
You taught yourself
business, credit,
421
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:03,892
plus, you designed
and fabricated a coffee machine
422
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,686
that's very, very creative.
423
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,188
I took a close look
at it, honey.
424
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,065
And I'm telling you,
it was impressive.
425
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,400
So proud of that work you did,
I almost cried.
426
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,195
Well, I learned from the best.
427
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,821
Thank you.
428
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,074
Gabe.
429
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,660
Thank you.
430
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,746
Thank your mom.
She would want it this way.
431
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:28,750
Listen... that machine
is tremendous.
432
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,293
I think we should get
a patent on it.
433
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,753
Which means you know
what we need?
434
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,171
Don't say it.
435
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,923
-[whispers] A lawyer.
-Ugh!
436
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,926
??
437
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,805
??
438
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,849
Well, looky here.
439
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:48,144
Man, people from all walks
of life standing here, smiling
440
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,563
and just having
a great time.
441
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,274
It drives you crazy,
doesn't it?
442
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,444
To my very core.
443
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,030
I already hit
my day-one quota.
444
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,990
And, yes,
my tip jar was stolen.
445
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,200
But good news is,
446
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,952
there was nothing in there
except a business card
447
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,038
from a guy named
Double-Jointed Dan.
448
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:09,500
Uh, Mom, I think we have
our first celebrity.
449
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,962
Oh, my God,
it's Lori from Shark Tank!
450
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,713
My queen!
451
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,674
Whoa! What is she doing here?
452
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:20,719
I may have DM'd her
about your business,
453
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,429
maybe a little about
your humble roots.
454
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:25,181
If she asks, you spent
a few years in a women's prison
455
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,308
for a crime
you didn't commit.
456
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,227
Hi, you must be Riley.
457
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,814
-Hi, Lori
from Shark Tank. -[Lori] Hi.
458
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:35,150
Hi. I'm Georgia, her manager.
459
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,318
Oh, nice to meet you.
460
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,529
So you must be the one
that's been messaging me
461
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:42,031
on Instagram, and TikTok,
462
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,034
and somehow
my personal cell phone?
463
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:47,203
You're gonna have
to hang on to her.
464
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:50,123
She is absolutely relentless,
but adorable.
465
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,918
Oh, I'm holding on to her.
Unless you want her!
466
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,670
Say yes.
467
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,005
Hello, Lori.
468
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:59,382
-Hi.
-I'm Matt Parker. I own the place.
469
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:04,847
Father and grandfather and,
uh, the original Mr. Wonderful.
470
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,515
Oh, nice to meet you, Matt.
471
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,769
Now, that's a daddy
I might like to scrub.
472
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,188
Hey, I'm Scrub Daddy's
girlfriend.
473
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,356
Oh, hi. Good for you.
474
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,566
[Eve] Yeah.
475
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:19,903
Hi, Lori. Carter, part owner.
476
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,779
It's incredulous to meet you.
477
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,491
-Oh.
-Hi.
478
00:21:23,541 --> 00:21:28,091
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