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Thank you.
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Shut up!
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Monica! Hey!
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Oh my God, where have you been?
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Well, I'm back in L .A. and I'm looking
for a place to live.
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Two years of studying in Europe.
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I am so ready for cheeseburgers and
fries.
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Oh, you look fucking fabulous.
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Thank you.
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So where's the other half?
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Oh, Vivian.
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She's at her new residence.
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In Seattle.
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You didn't hear, did you?
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We got divorced.
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Oh.
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Get out, Max?
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Come on. Come on in.
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Excuse me, Max.
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So what happened?
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Oh.
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She met this girl named Natalie and
started hanging out with her.
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You know, getting crazy and going out,
and everything I know, they're living
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together, and she came home and told me
I couldn't keep up with her anymore.
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You. That's hard to believe.
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Well, you know what they say, marriage
is the toughest sport to win.
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Lee, you need to get out.
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Come with me tonight.
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I've got some friends I want to hook up
with.
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Come on, it'll be fun, just like old
times. No, no, no. I'm still healing.
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you understand that? When you've been
hurt as bad as I've been hurt, you need
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time to heal. I don't expect you to
understand that.
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And how long have you been healing?
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About a year.
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Well, I don't see any bandages or
crutches.
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You go out. You go have a good time.
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Besides, there's something really good
on TV that I'm going to watch.
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There is nothing good on TV.
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Lee, the bleeding stopped and the
stitches are ready to come out. So why
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you?
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No, I'm not ready yet. You know, maybe
in a couple weeks, a couple months, six
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months from now.
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I won't be able to find you in here in
six months.
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Come on, we've known each other since
college. I introduced you to Vivian.
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You used to be non -stop.
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night. I'm surprised we haven't... Well,
you know.
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Is this what this is about?
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Get your clothes on and get to sit
together. You're coming with me.
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Oh, and remember Ginger?
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Ginger, it was... She was really quiet,
right? Yeah.
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That's what I need.
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That's... exactly what I need. Nice
quiet evening.
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Low key.
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Alright, I'm gonna jump in the shower.
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So how is Ginger?
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He's fine.
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Are you sure I'm gonna like this party?
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Oh, yeah.
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Ginger sent her regards.
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Ginger? Ginger Quackenbush?
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Ms. Quackenbush will be joining us
shortly.
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Ginger knows how to live.
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I don't understand, though. I mean, it's
like back in college, she was like, you
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know, a flat -chested girl that ate
granola and grew sprouts and, you know,
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never even taught.
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Where are we headed?
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Well... Strap yourselves in or strap
something on.
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Thank you.
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Come on.
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There you go.
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Come on. Come on.
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Where's the girl? She's not sleeping.
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at least say hi to Ginger.
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Whoa, Ginger.
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God, how are you?
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Monica, where did you find him?
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He's been in his damn apartment.
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Did you ever marry Vivian?
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He did, but it's over.
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Lee is so ready to party. He just
doesn't know it yet.
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A fresh bachelor, huh?
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But gun -shy.
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Listen, we've all had our bad breakups,
but at some point you have to jump into
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the game.
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And have some fun.
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You can watch if you want.
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There's no pressure here. Just enjoy
yourself.
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Mmm Mmm Mmm
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Hmm.
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Woo.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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We've still got one more stop.
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This is a lot weirder than I thought.
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I was expecting a sex toy party. Why a
fucking cigarette?
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Yeah, I've got to be smoking now.
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You know, I'm going down the same road
that Vivian went, and I can't do that. I
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can't compromise anymore.
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Same old Lee.
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Maybe you'll learn something.
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This is my friend Jennifer's house. My
old roommate.
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She's real friendly.
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Makes a great cup of tea.
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Welcome to the House of Apps.
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What a nice little laugh.
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Makes my mouth water.
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Thank you. Oh, absolutely.
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Oh, I bet you'll get your turn.
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It's...
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I love you.
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Oh my God.
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Hmm.
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Why do you?
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Hey, uh, crash out on my bed. I'll take
the couch.
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Okay.
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I didn't know you were into women.
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I didn't either.
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Well,
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what
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if we just get dinner and a movie?
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You've had six quiet nights at home
since the last time I...
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Well, listen, last weekend may have
opened up my eyes a little bit, but it
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hasn't changed me.
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Well, but Lee, you've got to check out
this private club in the hills.
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I've had my fill.
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I'll make you a deal.
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What is it?
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How about a little compromise?
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Dinner and drop the music, but then
let's go to the club.
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How about just dinner?
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Let's go to the club.
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If you don't like it, you can leave and
go see your movie. Listen, I've got to
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see this movie. I can't miss this movie.
This movie is the 14th song.
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How can a club be hidden here?
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Everyone asks that. Just be warned. You
might see and be asked to participate in
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some compromising situations.
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Compromise. Your favorite word, Lee.
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And you're going to need a mask.
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This way.
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Hmm.
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Wow.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Hmm.
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Oh my God.
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Would you like a drink?
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I wanted a martini with an olive and an
onion.
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These are very valuable foods. I can't
believe what you've done.
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Both of you, clean it up. Now.
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Clean all of it.
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There
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you go.
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Yes.
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Now you have other things to do.
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Uh huh.
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happened.
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Amen.
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Please take it in.
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I'm going to come shoot all of your
tits.
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You must be observing.
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I didn't know my warranty was up.
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That sounds great.
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I'm thinking maybe I should move in
here.
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Got any rooms available?
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There's always open rooms.
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Yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, yeah.
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Run. Run.
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Ugh.
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Oh.
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Oh, God.
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Oh yeah.
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Right there.
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What is this?
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Amen.
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I've been thinking, why don't you just
move in here?
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I mean, you don't have a place to stay.
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No, you can move in only as a roommate,
though, okay?
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Just as a roommate.
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Only as a roommate. I'm not ready for
anything else.
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You're never ready for anything else.
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Hey, I've got a friend coming into town,
too. Lisa.
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You'd like her.
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Great. Maybe we can squeeze her in.
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He has a friend, Dana.
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I'd love to meet her.
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Dude, I'm not kidding.
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Monica moved in.
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Then her friend Lisa.
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Then her friend Dana.
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They're all hot.
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They're just running around.
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They're just having a good old time.
They're running around in their lingerie
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and their heels.
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I think I'm over it.
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01:39:26,220 --> 01:39:28,540
I'll tell you honestly, I think I'm
sincerely over it.
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Dude, you would be too if you saw what I
saw.
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Hey, girls. Say hi.
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01:39:36,340 --> 01:39:38,160
Hi. Did you hear that?
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I made margaritas. They're inside.
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Pepper sauce.
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I'll call you back.
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Thank you.
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Dana, can I have a grape?
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Sure. Food doesn't look so appetizing.
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I heard you were married once.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I'll never be married.
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It's not for me.
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I like my freedom too much.
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Freedom to do what?
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Think like this.
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Does that bother you?
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No, I've been in LA quite a long time.
Nothing that can affect me.
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01:42:53,140 --> 01:42:54,140
Hey,
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no, we were just talking about marriage.
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You guys are close, huh?
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um um
220
01:44:02,250 --> 01:44:03,250
I just thought of something.
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01:44:04,250 --> 01:44:08,910
What? I need you guys' opinion on
something, but... It's in the bedroom.
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01:44:09,850 --> 01:44:10,850
Mm -hmm.
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01:44:12,150 --> 01:44:13,150
You ever join?
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01:44:14,290 --> 01:44:15,290
No,
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01:44:26,370 --> 01:44:31,390
I was thinking... It's been a long time.
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Since I've seen two very good friends
and two lovely ladies kind
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of get intimate in front of me.
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01:44:43,280 --> 01:44:48,000
So, would you guys like to show me how
intimate you guys get?
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Yeah.
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We could do that.
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Okay.
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Yeah, lovely mouth of yours.
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You okay?
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I'm okay.
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Beautiful ass.
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I've been watching it for several,
several days.
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I decided I needed some.
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01:47:59,059 --> 01:48:00,059
Oh, shit.
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01:48:58,760 --> 01:48:59,760
Bye. Bye.
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01:52:22,760 --> 01:52:25,160
I think I'm ready.
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Oh, yeah?
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What do you think?
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I'd say it's about time.
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Oh, God.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Do you like it? Uh -huh.
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Like a double feature. Triple feature.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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it's about time you got out of the house
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