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Hey! Finally vacation.
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We are free.
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And folks, believe
me, I'm so ready.
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What? You never
heard of Major Shag?
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You are so innocent
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But when I'm done with
you, you're a horny bitch.
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I'm doing things with you that
you thought was impossible.
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If you think I'm done
and begging for mercy
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I say, "Baby, I'm warming up. "
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Aaron,
Pornstar Number One.
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Open up!
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And that's my gang.
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You have something there.
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- Digga. -No.
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I tell you, it happens
this summer.
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- I can feel it. -Take me.
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Julia and
David, best friends.
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Julia, sex changes everything.
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- But i stay your first lady?
- Forever.
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Hannah and
Mehmet, our dream couple.
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And? Does it taste good?
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Is your little sister just
hanging on our legs?
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Emma. Please smile.
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Does it work?
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Clear. This is
scientifically proven.
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- Why are you single then?
- Wait, pimper.
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- Pussy. -Peach.
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- Mumu. -Rifle.
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Underground car park.
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- Drive-in. -Hotspot.
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Juicer.
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Punani.
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What is Punani?
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Ciabatta with Mortadella.
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- bun!
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- I don't like pussies.
- Yes, David, we know.
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- You also? -Clear.
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But Julia
still likes David.
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It is you, the skies are
open We grow, we grow up
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And be the grown-ups We
deny, we deny to bring it on
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- Yes. -Freedom.
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The games can begin.
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'Cause we don't say
no wherever we go, go
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Whenever we doubt
we're steady apart
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'Cause we don't say
no Whenever we start
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Whenever we fall
we're steady apart
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Wild stare at the dust bowls
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Time is a gift
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Praying for the fog to lift
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Full joy for my trussed soul
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I get high
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Say bye-bye
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Fuck.
Where did we end up?
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- Nothing works here. -No.
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- There's probably no gay scene here.
- Believe me, homos are everywhere
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Where is this aunt now?
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Doesn't that
start horror movies?
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- Ellen! -
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Ellen is cool. We can
do whatever we want with her.
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Wow. So many are you.
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Welcome to the Virgin Island.
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we? Spinsters?
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Not for long.
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Don't think you can
do what you want here.
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But that's exactly
what we were going to do.
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Emma, should
I take your backpack?
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Thanks. How far?
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I thought your aunt
was a hippie bride.
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I don't know why
she's helicoptering.
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Nice.
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Very cool.
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Walked in.
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Boah, Diggi, I
have a lucid dream.
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Awesome.
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I need an appointment right away.
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Boah.
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Cheesy, dude.
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rule number one...
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At sunset you are in the house.
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- what?
- Rule number two...
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- Here with your drugs.
- huh?
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No grass? Dope? Weed?
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We don't have drugs.
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You are more narrow-minded
than your parents.
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I promised my
brother to take care.
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He wanted to get rid of us so
that he could fuck his new girlfriend.
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If someone gets
pregnant here, it's my turn.
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It's hard to avoid.
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Rule number three...
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You'll do it.
- ...
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- How are you?
- Brother, your brats are here.
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Please remind them of sunscreen.
They get sunburned immediately.
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Really. Did
you because of drugs...
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Fuck.
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No, I didn't feel her.
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What are you doing now?
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- Let's go.
- Off to the beach.
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Aaron, Digga.
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Juhu!
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The main thing is that
they are in bed in time.
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And Emma doesn't like kohlrabi.
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Are they already gone?
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This may indeed be something.
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All the best super
things All do, all do
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What you dream you have to do
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All the best super things
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Just do it. Just do it
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And everything is now
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It is everything, everything now
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Life is short
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Too short for a long face
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And what you
dream you have to do
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Do you see the surf instructor?
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Hot, right?
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Better hide away.
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Would you rather hide?
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All the best super things
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Everything is now
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Aren't you going into the water?
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Nah, I hate swimming.
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Since when has that been?
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I'll die soon anyway.
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Okay. What makes you think that?
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Breast cancer.
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There's a lump here.
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Man, Emma. It's just your tits.
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They are growing.
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They are getting so fat!
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But I don't want tits!
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Well.
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- Ey, you funeral dumpling. -Ey.
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Boah, who is that?
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Emma.
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Man.
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What's up, Emma?
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With you it's always
about one thing.
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What else is it about?
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And since Julia has had her
period, she's been so embarrassed.
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Hey... Emmchen.
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You know, nobody
does anything to me.
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If you like, we'll take a boat tour.
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- Really? -Yes really.
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There's
really hot guys here.
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For you, not for me.
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You have to give me a few tips.
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At last! God. I thought you
wanted to be a virgin forever.
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- Strawberry twice?
- Yes.
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Hey, look, how about that?
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- And the two. - ...
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Please be fine.
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- Have a good time! -Thank you.
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Hey!
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It was not me.
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Too bad.
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God I'm dying.
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Two strawberries.
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Two strawberries. And for you?
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...vanilla and chocolate.
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Yuck. Okay. Sure
you don't get one like that.
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How so?
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How, why? What kind
of porn are you watching?
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Absolutely none.
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Everyone watches porn.
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- No, I swear. -
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Then maybe different:
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Do you know anyone
with armpit hair?
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- Clear. -Except your dad.
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N / A.
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tongue acrobat...
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looking...
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...snake charmer.
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- Hi. -Hi.
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Ouch. Julia, it
didn't even start.
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Why am i doing this to myself
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Then maybe at least
someone licks you.
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- So then. Good day.
- good afternoon.
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So.
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You can choose
your style and color.
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hashtag,
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Butterfly,
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Fidget spinner.
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Whatever you want.
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I'll make you a
fucking giraffe too.
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Or your parents' phone number.
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The. "Hollywood Cut".
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"Hollywood Cut"? Good choice.
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Then you free yourself, please.
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Moment!
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I do not want everything.
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Then the classic?
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The runway.
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Yes.
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N / A?
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Yes.
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I already guess what
should land there.
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Give me a handkerchief.
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Over there.
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Here.
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Did you come
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Well, a little bit.
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Then why did you moan so much?
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Well, because it was still fun.
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Nevertheless?
Apparently not enough.
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Do you want again?
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Nah, let's go.
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Am I doing something wrong?
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Why you? You came.
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There is also a
Russian submarine.
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A fun pool with
a slide and a wild water track.
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And a dark hole.
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There was a terrorist attack in
Hamburg and all your parents are...
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dead.
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Nice.
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Hello, sweetie.
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I want to summon your snake.
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Are you coming to my hotel
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- Later. We eat. -
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bingo. There was the first.
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Dude, it stinks me full.
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- Awesome. -Yes.
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Let's go.
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You look chic.
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- You too.
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- Ciao, Ellen.
- Ciao.
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- Thank you again for cooking.
- With pleasure.
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You will be home
by ten at the latest.
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Yes.
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What are you doing here?
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Aren't you going to the party?
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I? I'm not stupid.
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Hey what's going on?
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Hey.
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Seriously?
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What then?
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Digga, did you see that? She
turns this guy on before my eyes.
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- Are you crazy? -Incredible.
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Mehmet, come with me.
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Read this and you will
have so many pussies
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that you wish you had two tails
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Okay, what do I have to do?
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When I fall
asleep And I am going to dream
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Then it's you I am thinking of
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So sweet
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Singing the rain away
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- Are you two to me? -Yes man.
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And wake up with a smile
Just being happy for a while
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You said you know that
you are not the only one
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- Hey. -What's up?
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- All right?
- Yes everything is good.
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- Will you give me a beer?
- Yes, sure.
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You know I am yours And
I am singing just for you
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Hey
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Yo, what's up?
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- Noah, I'm happy. -David.
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Nice. I've never seen you here.
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- Julia! -Hey.
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- Did we see each other on the water?
- Come over. I have to show you something.
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Do you want to feel
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Okay. What?
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Awesome.
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- Not good? -Yes, yes.
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- Colored too? -Pink.
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What?
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Do you think he's on it too?
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Who? Noah?
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Noah.
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- Nah. -Jealous?
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Sweetie, I don't like pussies.
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- Wanna bet? -You lose anyway.
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Okay, whoever
loses has to win...
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No, better: the winner and Noah
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00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,958
organize a romantic
picnic with sparkling wine.
273
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:30,833
- Deal. -Deal.
274
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:37,875
Jo, are you still drinking
something? I invite you.
275
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,750
Three "Sex on the Beach".
276
00:17:39,916 --> 00:17:42,208
You are not 18.
For you only "Virgin".
277
00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:44,666
"Virgin", very funny.
278
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:47,833
You're a surf instructor,
aren't you? I want to surf.
279
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,375
Sure, come over.
I'll give you an hour.
280
00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:52,750
Morning? I am also at the start.
281
00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:56,708
Nice. Then tomorrow
at half past nine.
282
00:17:56,958 --> 00:17:58,750
- Cool, great. -Cool.
283
00:17:58,916 --> 00:18:01,541
- I'm happy, goodbye -See you.
284
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:03,125
- Ciao. -Ciao.
285
00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:06,958
He really likes me.
286
00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:09,166
In your fuckin 'dreams.
287
00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:12,625
It's your turn.
288
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:13,958
Yes.
289
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,583
What year did
the Berlin Wall fall?
290
00:18:21,791 --> 00:18:23,625
What wall?
291
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:28,166
I can not anymore. You won.
292
00:18:28,416 --> 00:18:31,000
- No. Wait. One more question.
- I am tired.
293
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:32,916
- A question. -Okay.
294
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:38,208
Can your guts burst during sex?
295
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,875
I don't know the card at all.
296
00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:45,041
Answer the question.
297
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,416
Very unlikely.
298
00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:57,708
Why does dad's girlfriend
have to be tied up during sex?
299
00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,916
What?
300
00:19:08,791 --> 00:19:12,583
Your daughter catches you
having sex and you don't talk to her?
301
00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:15,000
Yes. I know.
302
00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,333
Then you thought:
303
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:21,708
Your sister is a sexologist.
That can fix that in a week.
304
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:28,208
Okay.
305
00:19:29,791 --> 00:19:31,291
What do you want to know?
306
00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:33,791
Chicks are mostly in groups.
307
00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:36,916
We stalk like lions
at an antelope herd.
308
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:40,041
Hot chicks in particular
don't want to be ignored.
309
00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:43,583
Never talk to the horny, but
first treat yourself to her friend,
310
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,166
until the horny comes
to you all by yourself
311
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:48,666
- Okay, go. -Quiet, Digga, calm.
312
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:51,125
If you speak to her, make her small.
313
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:52,958
- How so? -How, why?
314
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:55,875
If I find her good, what
does it do if she hates me?
315
00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:59,875
Ask simple questions that
she can't answer yes or no.
316
00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:01,916
- And physical contact. -Okay.
317
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,916
I should ask open
questions, grab them
318
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,250
and get ready?
319
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,250
- Man! Just imitate me -Okay.
320
00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:17,833
Bro, not that serious.
You look like a psycho.
321
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,666
Keep smiling.
322
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:27,291
All hot
chicks in one place.
323
00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:33,375
hey, nice outfit.
324
00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:35,458
Thank you.
325
00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:37,083
Are you a model?
326
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:41,583
A little bit. I was on the front
page of the Nordic dike display.
327
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:44,208
Cool. Is this a porn magazine?
328
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:46,625
What?
329
00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:48,500
Dude, are you still alright?
330
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,625
Diggi, why did you say
that? That was insulting.
331
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:57,583
That's exactly what it's
about. You have to break it.
332
00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,416
Come on. And now you.
333
00:21:08,958 --> 00:21:11,125
Hey May I read your hand?
334
00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:15,416
Hi. I don't believe
in it, but why not?
335
00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:21,375
You seem to be a
very sensual person.
336
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:23,791
Your venus mound
is very distinctive
337
00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:25,916
and your heart
line very powerful.
338
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:29,000
You're getting to
know a very cool guy
339
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:32,541
who will be the first
German-Turkish Chancellor.
340
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,541
You could be...
341
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,166
I'll read the other hand later.
342
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,166
Ouch!
343
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:46,083
I look like a plucked chicken
344
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,583
with a pink runway
between the legs.
345
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:51,833
- Morning is back to normal.
- I'll let it grow again.
346
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:54,458
Then nobody licks you.
347
00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:57,125
Who doesn't lick me
because I have a bush
348
00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:58,916
is not the right one.
349
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:00,583
So come here.
350
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:06,500
Do it once and off you go.
351
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:11,875
So if a man and a
woman want to make love
352
00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:15,333
then the penis becomes stiff
and the vagina becomes moist.
353
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,666
How old am I? Five?
354
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,333
Do you have to be naked to fuck?
355
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,041
You don't have to, no.
356
00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:26,625
If you like it, do
it in a diving suit.
357
00:22:26,791 --> 00:22:29,750
You would need a
zipper or a hole in the...
358
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,625
Can you put the
pill in your pussy?
359
00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:34,625
Sure, you can do that.
360
00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:38,958
- Just don't bring anything.
- Very funny.
361
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:42,708
And what is a pussy pop?
362
00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:04,375
Two beers, please.
363
00:23:10,791 --> 00:23:12,291
Thank you.
364
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:16,791
Here, Digga.
365
00:23:17,041 --> 00:23:19,875
- Hi, is there something to drink?
- Yes, sure.
366
00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:22,791
Digga, give her a
try. She likes you.
367
00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:26,375
Nah, man. Never. You have
to ignore your target object.
368
00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:29,083
Come on, bring her one. Hey
369
00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:30,708
Come on.
370
00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:36,208
- Now go now. -
371
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,708
- Hi. -Hey.
372
00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:46,125
- All right? -How are you?
373
00:24:09,291 --> 00:24:10,708
Fuck.
374
00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:12,875
Great.
375
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,875
Wow.
376
00:24:17,208 --> 00:24:20,541
"Take the ring and
your thing will be ready. "
377
00:24:58,791 --> 00:25:02,791
Chéri, I'm so keen on you.
378
00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:05,708
Are you coming over?
379
00:25:07,291 --> 00:25:08,791
Hello?
380
00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:12,750
hello?
381
00:25:19,416 --> 00:25:21,083
- Morning. -Morning.
382
00:25:21,916 --> 00:25:24,375
- Do you want to go to the bathroom too?
- Yes, in front of you!
383
00:25:30,458 --> 00:25:31,541
Ey!
384
00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:34,875
Sorry baby, but Noah is mine.
385
00:25:35,041 --> 00:25:37,291
You are such a pussy, ey.
386
00:25:37,458 --> 00:25:39,750
At least I don't have one.
387
00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:01,333
- Hey. -Hey.
388
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:02,875
Hey
389
00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:07,375
- Hey. - You have...
390
00:26:07,625 --> 00:26:09,375
- Cool style. -Thank you.
391
00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:10,750
Hops
392
00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:16,541
- Jo, do we start? -Yes!
393
00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:20,208
So, we know the
position. We are in support.
394
00:26:20,458 --> 00:26:24,125
Now we want to raise our
hips quickly and vigorously,
395
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:27,625
jump on both feet and
then ride the wave, okay?
396
00:26:27,875 --> 00:26:28,958
And off!
397
00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:32,583
A little more up.
398
00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:35,125
Hold down so that you are stable.
399
00:26:35,291 --> 00:26:36,291
I agree.
400
00:26:36,541 --> 00:26:38,958
Do you have experience
or is it your first time?
401
00:26:39,208 --> 00:26:40,875
He is still a virgin.
402
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,583
Then we feel our way slowly?
403
00:26:47,833 --> 00:26:48,791
Hey
404
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:50,791
I am also a virgin.
405
00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:53,208
Good.
406
00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:56,583
Are
you ready for the water?
407
00:26:56,833 --> 00:26:57,916
- Yes. -Yes / Yes.
408
00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:59,083
Cool.
409
00:27:03,541 --> 00:27:06,583
I have a smoothie
here, self-made.
410
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:08,083
Cool, thanks.
411
00:27:18,916 --> 00:27:20,416
Mmh.
412
00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:23,666
- Megalecker, man. -Thank you.
413
00:27:24,791 --> 00:27:26,833
We start with the basics, yes?
414
00:27:30,250 --> 00:27:31,791
Hey Aaron. Wake up.
415
00:27:32,458 --> 00:27:33,791
- Aaron! -
416
00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:37,666
Emma, what are you doing here?
417
00:27:37,916 --> 00:27:40,500
What about our boat trip now?
418
00:27:43,666 --> 00:27:45,500
Equal.
419
00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:56,041
Did you sleep well?
420
00:27:56,208 --> 00:28:00,791
Hotel Seeblick. I'll
be waiting for you in the lobby.
421
00:28:00,958 --> 00:28:02,541
Fuck.
422
00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:06,458
- Are you coming? Please...
- Fuck.
423
00:28:06,708 --> 00:28:09,625
- Please, I'm so keen on you.
- What's this?
424
00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:12,000
- A double rabbit. -Please come.
425
00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:14,541
- Can I have it?
- It's for fucking.
426
00:28:16,208 --> 00:28:19,000
But not for boring
pensioner sex,
427
00:28:19,250 --> 00:28:21,625
but for hot porn star sex.
428
00:28:38,791 --> 00:28:40,291
Fuck. Ouch! Crap.
429
00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:44,541
Sorry, Diggi, in a hurry.
The bitch is waiting.
430
00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:46,125
The caller?
431
00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:49,708
Exactly, it is already groaning
on the be "Aaron, please, come. "
432
00:28:49,958 --> 00:28:51,708
"Please get me!"
433
00:28:51,958 --> 00:28:54,583
Don't
call them "Bitch".
434
00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:56,416
What bitch?
435
00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:01,583
Major Shag
doesn't burn anything.
436
00:29:01,750 --> 00:29:04,750
Better a blind date
than no date at all.
437
00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:11,208
Okay, here comes Aaron.
438
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:13,875
I am also called Major Shag,
439
00:29:14,041 --> 00:29:16,583
and I'll get it from you.
440
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,250
good afternoon.
441
00:29:25,416 --> 00:29:26,416
Good day,
442
00:29:40,250 --> 00:29:41,583
Everything okay?
443
00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:43,125
Easy.
444
00:29:43,291 --> 00:29:45,541
You don't even have
stamina while jogging.
445
00:29:45,791 --> 00:29:50,125
Thank you. So is it up to me?
446
00:29:58,708 --> 00:30:00,500
- Hey. -Hey.
447
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:02,708
Your girlfriend,
what's her name?
448
00:30:02,958 --> 00:30:04,708
Do you mean julia
449
00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:07,208
Give your arm.
450
00:30:16,375 --> 00:30:18,833
- You can get in touch.
- I tell her.
451
00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:26,458
What did he want from you?
452
00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:28,583
Sex.
453
00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:54,375
Come up.
454
00:30:54,541 --> 00:30:57,833
The best thing is to get
more power out of your legs.
455
00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:03,083
Noah, help!
456
00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:04,750
Yes wait. Wait.
457
00:31:09,666 --> 00:31:11,500
Help, Noah!
458
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,458
- Hey. -Are you helping me now?
459
00:31:17,708 --> 00:31:19,708
- - Sure.
460
00:31:23,291 --> 00:31:25,541
- -What?
461
00:31:31,208 --> 00:31:33,833
God, have you
never seen breasts?
462
00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:43,875
Vegan, organic,
fair trade and gluten free.
463
00:31:44,041 --> 00:31:45,541
Mmh.
464
00:31:47,875 --> 00:31:49,541
You should be a cook.
465
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,000
Really? Do you find?
466
00:31:51,166 --> 00:31:53,583
No, I'm not good
enough for that.
467
00:31:54,291 --> 00:31:55,666
Clear.
468
00:31:55,916 --> 00:31:58,166
I'm finishing my studies
469
00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:01,583
and then we do it
on a really nice beach
470
00:32:02,458 --> 00:32:04,541
together a restaurant.
471
00:32:04,708 --> 00:32:07,208
- Don't kid me.
- I do not do.
472
00:32:12,958 --> 00:32:14,791
I really don't.
473
00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:35,291
Hey
474
00:32:35,541 --> 00:32:37,291
It was not me.
475
00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:46,875
What are you still doing today?
476
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:51,291
Win a bet.
477
00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:04,000
- Well, you lollipops? -Hey.
478
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,333
N / A.
479
00:33:06,166 --> 00:33:07,333
Can I have a piece?
480
00:33:07,583 --> 00:33:09,916
- Clear. -
481
00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:17,333
- Delicious. -Okay. I hit it, okay?
482
00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:19,500
I still have an
hour. See you later.
483
00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:21,166
- Ciao. - goodbye
484
00:33:23,541 --> 00:33:25,708
You are so cheap, ey.
485
00:33:51,208 --> 00:33:54,708
Easy. Every defeat
brings you closer to your goal.
486
00:34:10,291 --> 00:34:12,833
...sorry.
487
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,833
Take off your clothes,
man. This is nudism here.
488
00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:24,041
It looks like a donut. Hair
everywhere and a hole in the middle.
489
00:34:24,291 --> 00:34:27,583
- You look the same later.
- That's real masculinity.
490
00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:30,750
King, Ghandi, Marx: Everyone
had hair on their chests.
491
00:34:30,916 --> 00:34:32,875
I like smooth and slippery.
492
00:34:33,125 --> 00:34:35,666
- How about the caller?
- Class number.
493
00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:38,166
Five mega orgasms.
I got her so...
494
00:34:38,791 --> 00:34:41,416
Hi. Are you going
to cream my back
495
00:34:42,291 --> 00:34:43,791
Sure.
496
00:34:54,666 --> 00:34:56,208
Thank you.
497
00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:14,333
Thank you.
498
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,500
Fuck.
499
00:36:02,791 --> 00:36:04,625
- What's happening? -Nothing.
500
00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:09,083
Did you get your days
501
00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:10,583
Wow.
502
00:36:13,791 --> 00:36:15,541
It's nice.
503
00:36:16,291 --> 00:36:18,333
- Welcome to the club.
- fucking club!
504
00:36:18,583 --> 00:36:20,416
- I have it too. -Yet again?
505
00:36:20,666 --> 00:36:21,833
Me too.
506
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,916
I bleed like a pig for five
days every three weeks.
507
00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:27,083
I all six, but then
nothing works.
508
00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:28,583
I know babe.
509
00:36:28,833 --> 00:36:30,791
Thanks for the information.
510
00:36:31,041 --> 00:36:33,208
Guys, we're bleeding.
And another thing:
511
00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:35,750
We don't just blow bubbles.
512
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,458
We poop!
513
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,958
Guys, I'm bleeding to death here!
514
00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:45,916
Here you can have.
515
00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:47,833
...I'm still a virgin.
516
00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:49,375
I hope so.
517
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:52,333
No. I can not believe it.
518
00:36:52,583 --> 00:36:54,958
My nieces believe
the virgin delusion?
519
00:36:55,625 --> 00:36:57,166
What delusion?
520
00:36:57,416 --> 00:37:00,125
The myth of the sacred hymen.
521
00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:02,000
This is utter nonsense.
522
00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:05,041
The first time it doesn't
have to bleed or hurt.
523
00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:07,666
How do you know
if a girl has had sex?
524
00:37:07,916 --> 00:37:10,958
You can't see that.
Not even gynecologists.
525
00:37:11,208 --> 00:37:12,583
- Really? -Yes.
526
00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:14,083
I can do it.
527
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,708
Because of this nonsense, so
many girls worldwide suffered.
528
00:37:18,958 --> 00:37:21,375
I can not hear it anymore!
529
00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:27,583
Sorry, I have my days.
530
00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:29,708
I really have other
problems now.
531
00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:32,000
I come with you.
532
00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:41,708
Truth or Dare?
533
00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:43,250
Truth.
534
00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:47,166
What was your most embarrassing experience?
535
00:37:48,041 --> 00:37:50,583
We had swimming
training in school.
536
00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:53,500
I noticed afterwards that
I got out of the swimsuit
537
00:37:53,666 --> 00:37:55,500
the cord is hanging out of the tampon.
538
00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:04,791
- Truth or Dare? -Mandatory.
539
00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:07,541
Pick someone you want to kiss.
540
00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:09,791
- Noah. -
541
00:38:09,958 --> 00:38:12,708
- Noah, Noah! - kissing!
542
00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:33,500
Hui.
543
00:38:39,958 --> 00:38:41,291
Wow.
544
00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:54,333
Age.
545
00:39:08,666 --> 00:39:11,125
He meant you.
546
00:39:11,291 --> 00:39:12,708
You won.
547
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,125
- Mandatory. -
548
00:39:20,375 --> 00:39:21,875
Give the bottle...
549
00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:24,583
a blowjob.
550
00:39:24,833 --> 00:39:27,208
- Easy. -
551
00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:37,458
Be careful with your teeth.
552
00:39:39,791 --> 00:39:41,375
- Hi. -Hey.
553
00:39:41,541 --> 00:39:43,875
- Hi. -N / A?
554
00:39:49,208 --> 00:39:51,125
Fuck!
555
00:40:00,250 --> 00:40:02,916
Does anyone know the corkscrew trick?
556
00:40:03,083 --> 00:40:04,333
Nah.
557
00:40:05,041 --> 00:40:06,041
Nah.
558
00:40:06,208 --> 00:40:09,250
Guys, the corkscrew
trick? Nobody?
559
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,750
It's too hot.
560
00:40:36,625 --> 00:40:39,958
She's killing me.
561
00:40:40,125 --> 00:40:42,500
It kills me.
562
00:40:56,708 --> 00:40:58,291
It's dad.
563
00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,583
Talk to him.
564
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:02,958
No buck.
565
00:41:04,916 --> 00:41:06,458
Fuck.
566
00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:12,625
- Hi there? -It's me.
567
00:41:12,791 --> 00:41:14,250
Yes?
568
00:41:14,416 --> 00:41:16,958
- What are you doing now?
- How so?
569
00:41:17,125 --> 00:41:19,458
- You're already in bed, right?
- Yes.
570
00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:22,583
- For real? I hear there...
- It's very quiet here.
571
00:41:22,833 --> 00:41:25,750
- Promise me...
everyone is in bed.
572
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,500
- It's important... -Yes.
573
00:41:27,750 --> 00:41:29,958
- ... that they rest.
- Good night!
574
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,500
And where are they?
575
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:44,750
Truth.
576
00:41:45,666 --> 00:41:49,875
when was the
last time you got one down?
577
00:41:53,291 --> 00:41:56,708
I would like
to get one down now.
578
00:41:57,625 --> 00:42:00,791
Earlier. I need it
at least once a day.
579
00:42:00,958 --> 00:42:02,250
What?
580
00:42:02,416 --> 00:42:04,916
You always have time
for the important things.
581
00:42:05,083 --> 00:42:07,041
Once a day?
582
00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:10,750
I have an appointment with
Dr. five times a day Masturbinski.
583
00:42:10,916 --> 00:42:13,666
That is why the toilet
paper is always at home.
584
00:42:15,541 --> 00:42:18,500
Okay. I have a whole
starry sky on the ceiling.
585
00:42:18,750 --> 00:42:21,916
You have no pressure five times.
586
00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:24,458
I shoot higher
than anyone I know.
587
00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:27,333
Let's start.
Village versus city.
588
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:31,041
Or don't you shoot far
enough with your party pickles?
589
00:42:31,958 --> 00:42:35,041
- We jerk you off!
- I want to see that.
590
00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:37,833
- Count me in.
- Ey, but not here please.
591
00:42:41,083 --> 00:42:44,083
- Nah, right?
- How gross.
592
00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:47,666
- The bullies, ey. What's that about?
- God.
593
00:42:50,041 --> 00:42:52,708
Guys, don't you do it yourself?
594
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000
But already.
595
00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:57,083
That is really nice.
596
00:42:57,333 --> 00:42:59,958
- No. I do not do such things.
- What for?
597
00:43:00,208 --> 00:43:02,333
Maybe because it's fun?
598
00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:05,041
How else do you want
to know how you like it?
599
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,958
I bet you don't know
what yours looks like.
600
00:43:08,125 --> 00:43:11,125
Yes, it's not that easy either.
601
00:43:11,375 --> 00:43:13,333
Don't you have a mirror
602
00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:15,791
I don't like pussies.
603
00:43:15,958 --> 00:43:17,958
Not on your own, either?
604
00:43:18,666 --> 00:43:21,041
Well, I would lick myself
605
00:43:21,291 --> 00:43:23,125
but I can't get it.
606
00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:46,708
What are you staring at? Envious?
607
00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:48,791
On what? On his gonorrhea?
608
00:43:49,041 --> 00:43:53,000
What's up dude Give your
best. We still lose because of you.
609
00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:55,125
Digga, don't stare like that.
610
00:43:55,291 --> 00:43:57,291
Ey, he can't even get one up.
611
00:43:57,541 --> 00:44:00,208
How old are you? Pensioner?
612
00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:08,583
Well guys.
613
00:44:08,833 --> 00:44:09,708
Fuck.
614
00:44:18,375 --> 00:44:20,500
And who won now?
615
00:44:50,250 --> 00:44:52,791
What did I say when
you should be home?
616
00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:54,375
Seriously...
617
00:44:54,541 --> 00:44:57,166
Did you look at
yourself down there?
618
00:44:57,333 --> 00:44:59,291
Nah. You?
619
00:44:59,458 --> 00:45:00,916
Hi there?
620
00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:03,583
I'm talking to you.
No more funny.
621
00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:07,041
From now on you will stay
at home. Or I'll come with you.
622
00:45:07,291 --> 00:45:08,708
I'm 16.
623
00:45:08,958 --> 00:45:11,416
You're so embarassing.
Fully the philistine aunt.
624
00:45:12,375 --> 00:45:13,625
Embarrassing?
625
00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:15,916
Yes.
626
00:45:16,083 --> 00:45:19,208
At least I know what
my pussy looks like.
627
00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:30,458
Here. It's
from the ice cream seller.
628
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,291
Take a picture.
629
00:45:34,458 --> 00:45:37,750
- What's up.
- He gave it to me for you.
630
00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:41,916
- Really? -Yes. Really.
631
00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:48,500
But I want Noah.
632
00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:51,875
Come on! You just don't
want David to get Noah.
633
00:45:58,333 --> 00:45:59,833
Hey, come here.
634
00:46:04,458 --> 00:46:08,708
I know how it hurts you But it
doesn't get any better that way.
635
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:23,166
Promise me you'll call him.
636
00:46:25,416 --> 00:46:27,041
Never.
637
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:38,041
Boah, I think blowjob
without swallowing is not possible.
638
00:46:38,291 --> 00:46:40,125
What, dude?
639
00:46:40,291 --> 00:46:42,583
Everyone has to
decide for himself
640
00:46:42,750 --> 00:46:44,625
what he swallows and what doesn't.
641
00:46:44,875 --> 00:46:47,916
As long as she
chooses to swallow.
642
00:46:51,541 --> 00:46:53,791
Say, is there XXL here?
643
00:46:53,958 --> 00:46:56,250
There's only XS for you.
644
00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:57,416
Funny.
645
00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:00,500
Wrong.
646
00:47:02,208 --> 00:47:04,541
You have to hold
it on top at the top.
647
00:47:04,708 --> 00:47:08,166
There must be no air in
there. Then carefully pull down.
648
00:47:09,083 --> 00:47:10,333
Boah, Digga.
649
00:47:10,583 --> 00:47:12,708
You're annoying.
650
00:47:12,958 --> 00:47:14,833
I think I fell in love.
651
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,125
- The surfer?
- A megapussy.
652
00:47:17,375 --> 00:47:19,666
Are you crazy?
Political correctness?
653
00:47:19,916 --> 00:47:22,583
Man, Diggi. I mean
the pussy over there.
654
00:47:25,041 --> 00:47:27,833
Cool.
655
00:47:28,083 --> 00:47:29,583
Age.
656
00:47:32,916 --> 00:47:35,791
Hey guys, come
on. Let's get away
657
00:47:42,666 --> 00:47:45,208
You're
making me all wet.
658
00:47:45,458 --> 00:47:47,875
- I'll get you. -Hot.
659
00:48:08,041 --> 00:48:11,250
Luke, I'm your father.
660
00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:14,333
I'm a great
pussy. Mehmet.
661
00:48:16,166 --> 00:48:18,916
I'll get you.
Yes, come here.
662
00:48:20,666 --> 00:48:22,583
- Hi there? -
663
00:48:24,458 --> 00:48:26,791
- We were looking for you.
- Do you have an appointment?
664
00:48:32,041 --> 00:48:36,250
- What do you do with something like that?
- She'll show us right away.
665
00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:39,583
- So something like that.
- What then?
666
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,750
We still don't know
how she likes it.
667
00:48:48,375 --> 00:48:51,958
Maybe
she likes it very tender.
668
00:48:52,125 --> 00:48:55,125
Or maybe a little harder.
669
00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:57,958
This is the clit pearl.
670
00:48:59,375 --> 00:49:02,625
It is extremely sensitive.
671
00:49:02,875 --> 00:49:06,041
With every touch it's
like a violent explosion.
672
00:49:06,291 --> 00:49:08,500
I think I'll get a stand.
673
00:49:08,666 --> 00:49:11,750
- Take it seriously.
- You shouldn't rub it on.
674
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,500
Nah.
675
00:49:13,666 --> 00:49:17,750
And here... it also
feels particularly good.
676
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,708
The clitoris is a
huge erectile tissue.
677
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:23,541
As big as the
penis, just inside.
678
00:49:24,458 --> 00:49:25,791
Awesome.
679
00:49:25,958 --> 00:49:28,250
How do you notice
that she is horny?
680
00:49:28,416 --> 00:49:31,708
Dude, how stupid are you?
When she screams with lust.
681
00:49:31,958 --> 00:49:34,500
Well, you can't be
so sure about that.
682
00:49:34,666 --> 00:49:37,791
If it comes towards you
with the pool, is damp...
683
00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:41,625
Sometimes it's like she
sucks her finger in on her own.
684
00:49:41,875 --> 00:49:43,250
Now me.
685
00:49:45,625 --> 00:49:46,875
No, no, no.
686
00:49:47,708 --> 00:49:50,125
From the outside to the inside
687
00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:52,083
prepare with feeling.
688
00:49:53,875 --> 00:49:55,958
It feels good.
689
00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:58,125
I think I'll be right there.
690
00:49:58,291 --> 00:50:01,333
How do you
know that she has an orgasm?
691
00:50:01,583 --> 00:50:03,375
- If she... -
692
00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:05,958
...flinches rhythmically inside.
693
00:50:09,375 --> 00:50:11,125
Sometimes you don't feel it.
694
00:50:11,291 --> 00:50:14,125
Can it be that she
doesn't notice it herself?
695
00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:16,083
Yes, she notices when she comes.
696
00:50:19,875 --> 00:50:22,166
Do you have any questions?
697
00:50:24,791 --> 00:50:27,791
Good. I still have something to do.
698
00:50:28,041 --> 00:50:30,250
- Yes, sure. -You leave it here!
699
00:50:31,833 --> 00:50:33,666
Yes, of course.
700
00:50:49,333 --> 00:50:51,916
Have you ever had an orgasm?
701
00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:53,458
Clear.
702
00:50:54,875 --> 00:50:58,375
Through clitoral stimulation
or through the G-spot?
703
00:51:04,875 --> 00:51:06,208
So...
704
00:51:06,958 --> 00:51:08,875
How... How are you coming?
705
00:51:09,041 --> 00:51:11,750
How... how do you do that?
706
00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:15,791
Well...
707
00:51:16,458 --> 00:51:18,166
With your fingers?
708
00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:27,916
Ciao, brother heart.
709
00:51:28,166 --> 00:51:29,958
Ellen? Hi there? Hi there!
710
00:51:30,208 --> 00:51:32,458
It's my birthday tomorrow!
711
00:51:32,708 --> 00:51:34,875
We celebrate in. It’s
going to be really cool.
712
00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:36,666
- Sexparty! -
713
00:51:40,833 --> 00:51:43,250
Digga,
the milf is so hot.
714
00:51:43,416 --> 00:51:46,250
- Would you fuck them?
- I? No way.
715
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:48,500
Neither do I.
716
00:51:49,583 --> 00:51:51,583
On old horses you learn to ride.
717
00:51:51,833 --> 00:51:55,125
I'll show you who the
real "sex expert" is here.
718
00:51:55,291 --> 00:51:57,208
- Let the shit, man. -Aaron!
719
00:52:06,541 --> 00:52:08,458
- Man. - Aaron.
720
00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:16,583
Strike!
721
00:52:17,875 --> 00:52:19,875
Has anyone lost a condom?
722
00:52:20,125 --> 00:52:21,166
Nope.
723
00:52:21,416 --> 00:52:23,958
Things are
supposed to stay on it.
724
00:52:24,916 --> 00:52:28,583
...we can't do it.
725
00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:31,041
Can you show us, Mistress?
726
00:52:31,291 --> 00:52:33,250
I have no duty today.
727
00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:35,458
You're welcome.
728
00:52:40,166 --> 00:52:43,666
Well, pull down your
swimming trunks.
729
00:52:43,916 --> 00:52:45,708
All three.
730
00:52:45,875 --> 00:52:47,375
Hopp, hopp.
731
00:52:47,625 --> 00:52:50,916
She just wants to
demonstrate her superiority.
732
00:52:51,166 --> 00:52:53,333
Was that a political statement?
733
00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:56,291
- Sex is always political.
- Mehmet Luther King.
734
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,000
No, it's wet!
735
00:53:23,750 --> 00:53:25,958
- Hey! -
736
00:53:32,666 --> 00:53:34,458
Hello? Ellen!
737
00:53:34,625 --> 00:53:36,625
Hi there? Ellen!
738
00:53:40,166 --> 00:53:41,666
Martin?
739
00:53:43,041 --> 00:53:44,208
Martin?
740
00:53:47,291 --> 00:53:49,875
And? What about my
mega romantic date?
741
00:53:50,125 --> 00:53:52,083
What more do you want?
You have everything.
742
00:53:52,333 --> 00:53:54,500
- That was the deal. -Shit deal.
743
00:53:54,750 --> 00:53:56,958
You are a bad loser!
744
00:53:57,791 --> 00:54:00,250
Better than a fagot!
745
00:54:06,833 --> 00:54:09,708
At least I don't
stay a virgin forever.
746
00:54:33,666 --> 00:54:35,166
Here are you.
747
00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:38,291
What is it?
748
00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:40,833
No wonder nobody wants me.
749
00:54:41,083 --> 00:54:43,083
With the fat butt
750
00:54:43,833 --> 00:54:47,083
with the breast, and
look at these feet.
751
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,291
I have the
same feet and I like them.
752
00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:52,458
Great.
753
00:54:52,708 --> 00:54:56,000
Thank you. Now I
feel so much better.
754
00:54:56,166 --> 00:54:59,708
Sorry, I just
wanted to help you.
755
00:54:59,875 --> 00:55:03,500
Should I help you? Dad
won't leave his new girlfriend
756
00:55:03,666 --> 00:55:05,833
just because you think she sucks.
757
00:55:28,916 --> 00:55:30,666
Violent.
758
00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:35,083
Hannah!
759
00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:44,166
How long have you been graduating?
760
00:55:44,333 --> 00:55:48,583
The pee does not come from the pussy,
but from the hole under the clitoris.
761
00:55:48,833 --> 00:55:51,166
How do
you figure that out?
762
00:56:08,041 --> 00:56:09,541
Hello?
763
00:56:10,041 --> 00:56:13,541
Chéri, come over.
764
00:56:14,166 --> 00:56:15,583
You're welcome...
765
00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:18,166
You know where to find me.
766
00:56:19,166 --> 00:56:22,041
Eight o'clock? Please
really come this time, yes?
767
00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:23,583
yes.
768
00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:26,541
- Yes.
- Okay.
769
00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:29,250
Hi there?
770
00:56:32,583 --> 00:56:34,833
Now you can start.
771
00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:41,875
Yes, okay.
772
00:57:49,750 --> 00:57:51,250
Fuck!
773
00:58:00,125 --> 00:58:01,208
Hey
774
00:58:02,166 --> 00:58:05,625
- Hi. -So, what do you look like?
775
00:58:06,916 --> 00:58:08,625
How so?
776
00:58:11,541 --> 00:58:13,708
But you don't go to the
party like that, do you?
777
00:58:13,958 --> 00:58:16,041
Don't you like it?
778
00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:17,208
But.
779
00:58:17,458 --> 00:58:20,583
But I don't want you to go
to this sex party like that.
780
00:58:21,291 --> 00:58:22,958
So am I embarrassing you?
781
00:58:24,458 --> 00:58:27,666
You are not embarrassing me.
The dress is embarrassing to me.
782
00:58:28,625 --> 00:58:30,000
The dress, yes?
783
00:58:30,166 --> 00:58:32,666
You're just going to control me.
784
00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:36,500
Trust is good, control is
better. Lenin already said that.
785
00:58:37,166 --> 00:58:40,083
I assume Lenin also said
786
00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:42,750
that you should fuck me?
787
00:58:44,458 --> 00:58:47,750
You're constantly working
on this moped servant.
788
00:58:47,916 --> 00:58:49,416
What?
789
00:58:51,750 --> 00:58:53,625
You forgot them.
790
00:58:57,958 --> 00:59:00,958
Major Shag.
Would you get me hard?
791
00:59:01,125 --> 00:59:03,333
Yes, that's how you like it.
792
00:59:03,583 --> 00:59:05,041
Allow,
793
00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:06,583
Major Shag.
794
00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:09,416
Pornstar Number
One. Always ready.
795
00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:22,208
Hey
796
00:59:22,458 --> 00:59:24,250
Let's go boating.
797
00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:27,166
Emmchen, not
today. I have my date.
798
00:59:27,333 --> 00:59:28,791
With who?
799
00:59:28,958 --> 00:59:30,958
With sex?
800
00:59:31,125 --> 00:59:33,208
You now too?
801
00:59:33,875 --> 00:59:35,541
Sorry, happens.
802
00:59:35,708 --> 00:59:40,000
But you promised me.
You even suggested it.
803
00:59:40,250 --> 00:59:42,083
Nobody does anything to me.
804
00:59:48,416 --> 00:59:52,666
Hey, big one. In a few years
you will be a really cool woman.
805
00:59:52,916 --> 00:59:56,583
Then the boys fight over
who can go boating with you.
806
01:00:53,041 --> 01:00:55,166
And? Does everything stand for my date?
807
01:00:56,666 --> 01:00:58,458
Don't forget the rubbers.
808
01:01:14,083 --> 01:01:16,208
Hey, wait a minute.
809
01:01:17,125 --> 01:01:18,833
I'm so sorry.
810
01:01:22,625 --> 01:01:25,458
What? That you called me fagot?
811
01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:28,625
Man, I didn't mean that.
812
01:01:33,375 --> 01:01:37,833
Maybe I just did it with Noah
813
01:01:38,083 --> 01:01:40,708
so that I can
finally get over you
814
01:01:53,625 --> 01:01:55,333
And? Did it work?
815
01:01:58,416 --> 01:01:59,791
A little bit?
816
01:02:04,375 --> 01:02:06,375
You're my best friend,
817
01:02:06,541 --> 01:02:09,625
but I stand on tails
and you have none.
818
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,500
Thank God.
819
01:02:16,166 --> 01:02:18,916
What about the ice cream guy?
820
01:02:20,250 --> 01:02:22,708
- What about that?
- "What about that?"
821
01:02:22,875 --> 01:02:24,750
Strawberry, chocolate, vanilla...
822
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,791
There was something.
823
01:02:29,708 --> 01:02:33,250
Who wants to make the party playlist?
824
01:02:37,708 --> 01:02:42,333
Julia cannot. She has
a very romantic date.
825
01:02:50,125 --> 01:02:54,041
- Really now?
- Yes, go. Come over.
826
01:03:03,333 --> 01:03:04,708
Hey.
827
01:03:05,583 --> 01:03:06,583
Hi.
828
01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:15,083
Vanilla, please.
829
01:03:53,333 --> 01:03:54,375
Come on.
830
01:04:45,375 --> 01:04:46,500
Hi.
831
01:04:50,666 --> 01:04:53,375
- You?
- Didn’t you really check that?
832
01:04:55,541 --> 01:04:58,458
How did you like
my French accent?
833
01:05:01,333 --> 01:05:03,250
Oui.
834
01:05:05,250 --> 01:05:07,333
Falling in on it.
835
01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:23,416
When I fall
asleep And I'm going to dream
836
01:05:23,666 --> 01:05:27,625
Then it's you I'm thinking of
837
01:05:28,250 --> 01:05:30,000
So sweet
838
01:05:31,375 --> 01:05:34,458
Singing the rain away
839
01:05:34,708 --> 01:05:37,208
And I wake up with a smile
840
01:05:37,375 --> 01:05:40,500
Just being happy for a while
841
01:05:41,750 --> 01:05:45,208
You said you know that
you're not the only one
842
01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:49,708
But a song may confirm
That you are wrong, it's true
843
01:05:49,875 --> 01:05:53,041
That I just want you
844
01:05:53,291 --> 01:05:56,041
You and nothing else to do
845
01:05:57,458 --> 01:06:01,000
You know I'm yours And
I'm singing just for you...
846
01:06:05,916 --> 01:06:09,458
Is this real
or a lucid dream?
847
01:06:52,166 --> 01:06:54,000
And now?
848
01:07:01,375 --> 01:07:03,083
Watch TV?
849
01:07:03,333 --> 01:07:06,375
...countless animal species.
850
01:07:06,625 --> 01:07:09,250
Millions of birds
come every year,
851
01:07:09,416 --> 01:07:11,375
to rest and brood.
852
01:07:11,541 --> 01:07:14,125
By planting with dune grass...
853
01:07:14,750 --> 01:07:16,208
- Is that yours? -Yes.
854
01:07:17,583 --> 01:07:19,041
Wow.
855
01:07:20,291 --> 01:07:22,625
I wrote for you.
856
01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:26,458
Didn't you
857
01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:30,625
- -It's okay.
858
01:07:37,041 --> 01:07:38,958
...for coastal protection...
859
01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:41,791
Hey
860
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,791
- Hi.
- Hi.
861
01:07:47,791 --> 01:07:49,125
Hi.
862
01:07:59,083 --> 01:08:03,500
What would you have
done if I hadn't come?
863
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:06,541
- Then I would have called again.
- Really?
864
01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:08,458
Really.
865
01:08:10,833 --> 01:08:13,416
Hey You've been a bad boy.
866
01:08:14,041 --> 01:08:16,166
Come here. I need to spank you.
867
01:09:21,291 --> 01:09:23,375
Hey
868
01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:25,541
- Is everything going well again?
- Yes.
869
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,333
- Hi. -Hi.
870
01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:36,000
- You're there? -I missed you.
871
01:09:46,291 --> 01:09:48,833
- Brother dear.
- I'll take the ferry now.
872
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,916
- What do you do? -See you soon.
873
01:09:51,083 --> 01:09:53,875
What? Now?
874
01:09:56,458 --> 01:09:58,708
My brother is on the way here.
875
01:09:59,333 --> 01:10:02,666
Emma, sorry, do you
know where your sister's...
876
01:10:02,833 --> 01:10:04,083
Emma?
877
01:10:04,333 --> 01:10:06,375
Shit.
878
01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:32,125
Don't you like it?
879
01:11:33,250 --> 01:11:34,291
But.
880
01:11:34,541 --> 01:11:35,833
Runway.
881
01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:48,000
- Do you like that?
- I'm crazy for you.
882
01:11:51,125 --> 01:11:53,041
Yes baby.
883
01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:56,166
Major Shag will
screw your brain out.
884
01:11:56,625 --> 01:11:57,625
Who?
885
01:12:00,916 --> 01:12:04,041
...well, my avatar.
886
01:12:04,916 --> 01:12:06,250
Your avatar?
887
01:12:07,250 --> 01:12:08,583
Yes.
888
01:12:08,833 --> 01:12:11,833
Come here, you.
889
01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:19,125
- He? -Aaron!
890
01:12:19,375 --> 01:12:21,041
Shit.
891
01:12:25,791 --> 01:12:27,333
- Hey. -Hey.
892
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:30,750
Here you forgot it.
893
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,958
Emma, are you crazy? Come on, get out.
894
01:12:34,666 --> 01:12:36,500
huh?
895
01:12:39,375 --> 01:12:41,125
Pensioner sex.
896
01:12:47,208 --> 01:12:49,583
You're in a hurry.
897
01:12:54,166 --> 01:12:56,541
- That will not do.
- Wrong around?
898
01:13:00,166 --> 01:13:01,791
Don't just turn around.
899
01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:12,375
Do you have another
900
01:13:20,583 --> 01:13:22,375
Now he's tired anyway.
901
01:13:23,791 --> 01:13:25,375
Do not you enjoy it anymore?
902
01:13:33,750 --> 01:13:36,375
Hey Hey, easy.
903
01:13:36,541 --> 01:13:37,958
Easy.
904
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:44,125
- What is? -
905
01:13:47,541 --> 01:13:50,958
I thought you wanted sex.
906
01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:54,333
Is this your first time?
907
01:13:54,583 --> 01:13:55,791
So...
908
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,500
No.
909
01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:01,750
Come over.
910
01:14:01,916 --> 01:14:05,416
Give me your hand.
I'll show you how I like it.
911
01:14:15,041 --> 01:14:16,541
A little firmer.
912
01:14:16,708 --> 01:14:18,041
Yes.
913
01:14:18,291 --> 01:14:20,208
Yes, that's good.
914
01:14:37,166 --> 01:14:40,208
- No. -Never mind.
915
01:14:43,208 --> 01:14:45,041
Hey, don't worry.
916
01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:48,041
Yes, do something.
917
01:14:52,333 --> 01:14:55,291
- -You really
like me, don't you?
918
01:15:00,166 --> 01:15:03,166
I have wanted you
since I saw you.
919
01:15:03,333 --> 01:15:04,375
I also you.
920
01:15:04,916 --> 01:15:06,333
- Really? -Really.
921
01:15:06,583 --> 01:15:07,625
Yes.
922
01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:12,458
I'll give you 20 minutes.
923
01:15:22,208 --> 01:15:26,125
- Just pull him out.
- No, I don't do that.
924
01:15:27,416 --> 01:15:30,166
Why not? I take
the pill afterwards.
925
01:15:35,125 --> 01:15:37,333
There are also diseases.
926
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:43,166
Okay. You think i'm sick
927
01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:47,250
That... I didn't say that.
928
01:15:48,458 --> 01:15:50,708
Yes, maybe you are sick.
929
01:15:52,125 --> 01:15:54,000
Who has the runway?
930
01:15:54,750 --> 01:15:57,208
You do not even know me.
931
01:16:11,666 --> 01:16:14,416
But am I good enough to fuck?
932
01:16:14,583 --> 01:16:16,666
Apparently not even that.
933
01:17:22,750 --> 01:17:24,958
- Hi there. -Hi.
934
01:17:30,541 --> 01:17:32,958
You can definitely be helped, right?
935
01:17:33,208 --> 01:17:36,166
- I want to look around first.
- Okay.
936
01:17:42,958 --> 01:17:46,083
Yes, it's great for
prostate stimulation.
937
01:17:46,333 --> 01:17:48,541
You have never had
an orgasm like this.
938
01:17:48,791 --> 01:17:51,125
Aha, okay, and...
939
01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:52,916
For women, so...
940
01:17:53,083 --> 01:17:55,791
Is there something...
941
01:17:56,041 --> 01:17:59,000
...so that the
woman comes to orgasm?
942
01:18:00,250 --> 01:18:01,333
Definitely?
943
01:18:02,291 --> 01:18:07,791
Oah. Always this pressure
to perform. Definitely?
944
01:18:09,833 --> 01:18:11,666
Sorry.
945
01:18:15,791 --> 01:18:18,041
And maybe with something else?
946
01:18:18,583 --> 01:18:20,958
Mhm... no
947
01:18:21,208 --> 01:18:23,875
Are you kidding me?
This is a sex shop.
948
01:18:24,125 --> 01:18:26,791
No. Yes, this is
a sex shop, but...
949
01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:33,875
Have you never heard of
cool sex or the silent union?
950
01:18:36,208 --> 01:18:37,916
Enjoy, that's what it's all about.
951
01:18:38,750 --> 01:18:43,083
To let go. Orgasm
is not the goal.
952
01:18:43,333 --> 01:18:45,416
Maybe not for you.
953
01:18:45,583 --> 01:18:49,791
We offer great
workshops on slow sex.
954
01:18:51,708 --> 01:18:53,333
Come on by some time.
955
01:18:55,791 --> 01:18:59,875
I'll just take this one.
956
01:19:00,708 --> 01:19:02,708
So... see you again.
957
01:19:04,541 --> 01:19:05,583
Bye.
958
01:19:13,250 --> 01:19:17,458
"You can only get over David
if you fuck someone else. "
959
01:19:18,416 --> 01:19:20,458
That worked really well.
960
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:25,166
If it were that easy.
961
01:19:30,458 --> 01:19:33,750
"Or just leave you
with a runway. "
962
01:19:33,916 --> 01:19:36,250
Yes, a runway.
963
01:20:49,708 --> 01:20:50,708
Empty.
964
01:20:52,791 --> 01:20:56,041
Fuck. Always the same. Fucking coffee.
965
01:20:56,541 --> 01:20:58,583
I know where we can get them.
966
01:20:58,833 --> 01:21:00,166
Where, then?
967
01:21:08,416 --> 01:21:11,125
- Strawberry taste?
- Mmm. Delicious.
968
01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:40,458
What are you doing alone on
the street in the middle of the night?
969
01:22:40,625 --> 01:22:42,208
What does it look like?
970
01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:43,958
Mhm.
971
01:22:57,125 --> 01:22:58,958
What is it?
972
01:23:00,875 --> 01:23:02,833
This is an anal plug.
973
01:23:06,333 --> 01:23:09,916
And Emma, what's the matter?
974
01:23:15,708 --> 01:23:18,291
And... that there?
975
01:23:18,458 --> 01:23:20,250
The...
976
01:23:20,416 --> 01:23:22,500
is the double rabbit.
977
01:23:29,583 --> 01:23:30,958
Ellen is there.
978
01:23:31,208 --> 01:23:32,375
Kinnings.
979
01:23:34,166 --> 01:23:36,000
I have it.
980
01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:40,041
Ellen! At last.
981
01:23:42,541 --> 01:23:45,375
Wait. Something is still missing.
982
01:23:46,833 --> 01:23:48,708
- Here... -Thank you.
983
01:23:48,875 --> 01:23:50,208
Not for that, right?
984
01:23:50,458 --> 01:23:53,375
Greetings to Elke. Beautiful
evening. Come over.
985
01:23:53,541 --> 01:23:55,041
Yes bye.
986
01:24:00,166 --> 01:24:01,666
Julia!
987
01:24:27,250 --> 01:24:28,458
Shit.
988
01:24:42,083 --> 01:24:44,500
God.
989
01:24:46,916 --> 01:24:48,791
Don't look down.
990
01:24:51,625 --> 01:24:52,625
God!
991
01:24:54,916 --> 01:24:58,583
Dear God, don't let
me die as a virgin.
992
01:25:01,041 --> 01:25:02,458
Julia!
993
01:25:02,625 --> 01:25:04,916
Help!
994
01:25:06,166 --> 01:25:07,583
- Help! -Julia!
995
01:25:07,750 --> 01:25:09,875
- Help! -Julia!
996
01:25:10,125 --> 01:25:12,333
Ellen! Ellen, help, please!
997
01:25:13,208 --> 01:25:16,208
- Please help me.
- I help you. Take my hand.
998
01:25:16,375 --> 01:25:19,250
- -Take it again.
999
01:25:25,208 --> 01:25:27,333
- Julia! -I can not.
1000
01:25:27,583 --> 01:25:29,875
- Come over!
- You can do it!
1001
01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:31,458
Give me your hand.
1002
01:25:31,708 --> 01:25:33,375
- Three two one. -
1003
01:25:36,416 --> 01:25:37,791
Yes, go!
1004
01:25:47,250 --> 01:25:49,833
You won't do that again.
1005
01:26:12,875 --> 01:26:15,041
Look at the moped servant.
1006
01:26:15,291 --> 01:26:17,291
- Did you take care of her well?
- He?
1007
01:26:21,916 --> 01:26:22,958
Huh?
1008
01:26:27,625 --> 01:26:29,000
Julia.
1009
01:26:55,750 --> 01:26:57,333
Brother dear.
1010
01:26:57,583 --> 01:27:00,333
- Hi. -Surprise!
1011
01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:03,333
Julia. Next time
I think of rubbers.
1012
01:27:04,458 --> 01:27:08,583
And I think your pink porn
hairstyle is actually cool.
1013
01:27:09,625 --> 01:27:11,458
What I want to tell you...
1014
01:27:11,708 --> 01:27:13,583
Yes...
1015
01:27:14,416 --> 01:27:17,125
- I want to sleep with you. -Hey.
1016
01:27:21,250 --> 01:27:23,083
This is my father.
1017
01:27:23,875 --> 01:27:25,958
Shit.
1018
01:27:26,208 --> 01:27:29,166
Am I right here? Tell
me what's going on here.
1019
01:27:29,416 --> 01:27:32,708
Don't blame me.
You have no idea.
1020
01:27:32,958 --> 01:27:35,666
You made the only shit.
1021
01:27:37,083 --> 01:27:40,416
What do you want from
me? I have sex, okay?
1022
01:27:40,583 --> 01:27:44,333
Or better, do I have
sex too? In my way.
1023
01:27:44,583 --> 01:27:46,750
Dad, please no details.
1024
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:49,583
Hey, Mr. Koller. What's up?
1025
01:27:55,583 --> 01:27:57,500
I'm going to get a beer now.
1026
01:28:01,416 --> 01:28:03,500
I just wanted you
1027
01:28:03,750 --> 01:28:05,500
best wishes from.
1028
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:08,833
Nice that you're here.
1029
01:28:19,458 --> 01:28:21,375
- Hey. -Hi.
1030
01:28:21,625 --> 01:28:23,833
You still wanted to read my hand.
1031
01:28:24,583 --> 01:28:27,125
I don't feel like palm
reading right now.
1032
01:28:44,625 --> 01:28:46,416
And? Do you have?
1033
01:28:47,166 --> 01:28:49,958
Nah. I will wait a little longer.
1034
01:28:51,791 --> 01:28:53,291
But he's cute.
1035
01:28:56,625 --> 01:28:58,083
May I?
1036
01:29:01,208 --> 01:29:04,250
You will always
be my first lady.
1037
01:29:10,416 --> 01:29:11,375
Okay.
1038
01:29:30,583 --> 01:29:33,208
Rub, lick, suck, circle...
1039
01:29:33,708 --> 01:29:34,750
Beat?
1040
01:29:36,333 --> 01:29:38,250
What about spray cream?
1041
01:29:38,875 --> 01:29:41,083
- You tried everything? -Yes.
1042
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:44,416
Have you ever
asked what she's into?
1043
01:29:44,666 --> 01:29:47,250
So how does she like it?
1044
01:29:47,416 --> 01:29:49,166
Fuck.
1045
01:29:51,375 --> 01:29:54,166
I'm really such a
miserable feminist.
1046
01:31:26,541 --> 01:31:31,833
Emma, I know the whole
scene wasn't that cool for you.
1047
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:33,125
And...
1048
01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:35,541
I'm so sorry.
1049
01:31:36,500 --> 01:31:41,041
Next time, just close
your fucking door.
1050
01:31:46,833 --> 01:31:49,291
That means we're good now?
1051
01:31:49,458 --> 01:31:51,458
Do you still have your girlfriend
1052
01:31:51,625 --> 01:31:53,125
Which friend?
1053
01:32:00,250 --> 01:32:02,458
- I'll get another beer. -Mhm.
1054
01:32:03,166 --> 01:32:06,583
And that is confiscated.
1055
01:32:16,125 --> 01:32:18,375
We'll have it right away.
1056
01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:27,458
Do not feel disturbed. Have fun.
1057
01:32:33,083 --> 01:32:34,250
Where's Aaron?
1058
01:32:35,375 --> 01:32:37,875
He's fucking!
1059
01:33:09,291 --> 01:33:11,083
I have a lucid dream.
1060
01:33:47,041 --> 01:33:49,375
Sometimes
you're looking for the one...
1061
01:33:49,625 --> 01:33:51,041
Hey, wait!
1062
01:33:51,208 --> 01:33:53,500
...and find something completely different.
1063
01:33:56,666 --> 01:33:59,458
And sometimes that's so much better.
1064
01:34:13,541 --> 01:34:16,541
Sex changes everything.
1065
01:34:16,708 --> 01:34:18,583
It's like riding a bike.
1066
01:34:18,750 --> 01:34:21,208
You fall on the snout
a thousand times.
1067
01:34:21,375 --> 01:34:24,166
But at some point
it works all by itself.
1068
01:34:33,458 --> 01:34:34,500
Come on.
1069
01:34:40,416 --> 01:34:41,791
Hello my dears.
1070
01:34:44,041 --> 01:34:45,250
Concentrated masculinity.
1071
01:34:51,791 --> 01:34:55,125
None has burst. Shit!
1072
01:34:55,375 --> 01:34:57,166
- N / A? -
1073
01:34:59,916 --> 01:35:03,458
- Hello?
Command to the headquarters.
1074
01:35:03,708 --> 01:35:06,083
And zack.
1075
01:35:08,333 --> 01:35:09,333
- And zack..
1076
01:35:15,666 --> 01:35:17,750
Are you so happy to see me?
1077
01:35:18,958 --> 01:35:23,625
- Why are you coming now?
- Unfortunately, I can't say that.
1078
01:35:25,666 --> 01:35:28,500
Wait a minute. Huh? I have sex.
1079
01:35:39,791 --> 01:35:41,625
Ready for take-off.
1080
01:36:00,083 --> 01:36:02,250
- What... -I can pop with that.
1081
01:36:13,833 --> 01:36:16,166
Cut wood? Hot.
1082
01:36:27,666 --> 01:36:30,916
Okay. Hey guys...
1083
01:36:34,833 --> 01:36:36,916
- That... -That was over there.
1084
01:40:05,750 --> 01:40:08,458
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