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After I graduated from college, it was impossible for me to find a job. So, my

Uncle Jay hired me to assist him at a startup company.

He worked from home, so I thought it would be a good place to learn, but I

completely wrong.

Jerry, let me call you back.

How many times have I told you I'm lactose intolerant?

And I asked you the way I always do, for soy milk.

I'm sorry, Uncle Jay, I'll get you another one.

Forget the coffee.

I need to prep for my meeting at 2.

Did you check the contract?

Uh, yes, it's in the folder.

There's

a

telling earth in here.

Didn't you check it?

I thought you graduated.

I'm sorry, I just... I didn't do everything.

All right, all right, all right, all right. Calm down, calm down. I can't

down. This is so overwhelming.

What's overwhelming?

Coffee and bell check are overwhelming?

It's just a lot to remember with everything else going on. And I know you

parents a favor because you're family. But if you wanted to fire me, I

understand. Okay.

You are blowing this way of proportion now.

No, I'm really not.

Listen, every boss hopes that their new employee will be perfect right off the

gate. But that rarely happens.

But I'm so far from perfect.

Maybe you should start writing everything down.

Find milk and coffee.

Spell check the contract.

File by date, not name.

That way, you'll know what's required and eventually become second nature.

But what if it doesn't?

I will.

I don't think so.

Why not?

I can't die.

You can.

What?

Is it a learning disability?

No.

I mean... God, I can't believe I'm going to say this.

I've had a huge crush on you since you married Aunt Linda.

What?

You're gorgeous.

Your hair, your shoulders, the way you smell.

It's just hard to focus.

Chloe, I'm your uncle.

Not by blood, you're not.

And I'm married.

I know.

What if we messed around?

Just one time.

And if you hated it, we'd never have to do it again.

But if you loved it, maybe make me a more valuable employee.

Chloe.

I may not be good at my job, but I promise I

can be good at other things.

We'd be done before your meeting.

Thank you. Thank you.

It's looking inside me. Oh my God.

Please leave.

I love you.

Thank you.

Yes,

I understand.