All language subtitles for Desperate Housewives Season 7 Episode 14 - Flashback

Previously on Desperate Housewives...
You're marrying him for his money?

Lynette had reservations about her
mother's marriage.

You can't marry an obnoxious jerk like
that.

Susan began her wait for a kidney donor.
I'm going on the wait list. That could

take years.

Bree found out that Keith had a son, but
decided not to tell him.

Keith feels that it would be too
difficult for everyone.

Easing her guilt with a check.

Get out of the car! Oh, God!

Gabby's obsession with her doll... I'm
gonna get my baby!

nearly cost her life. And Paul
recognized the gun

that was used to shoot him.

Paul Young had a son.

But he had not seen Zach in years.

He had lost him to a world of fast
women.

Easy money.

And hard drugs.

Yeah, Paul had lost his son.

But he was determined to find him.

And he would do anything.

Even if that meant asking for help from
a man who despised him.

What the hell are you doing here?

I need a favor.

For me?

I know. You hate me and I hate you.

Now that we're done with our traditional
greeting, can I tell you what I want?

Yeah, go ahead.

I need to find Zack.

I went to that mansion his grandfather
left him.

It's in foreclosure.

Yeah, I heard about that.

Do you know where he went?

Yeah, I don't know where he is.

And even if I did...

Why would I do you any favors?

Zach's the one who shot me.

What?

The police showed me the gun.

It was the same one Mary Alice used to
kill herself.

And Zach kept it?

He's always been a strange boy.

If you really think he tried to kill
you, why didn't you tell the police?

I'd like to keep this in the family.

So again, where is he?

Last I heard, Idaho.

Well, if you hear from him, tell him I
know what he did.

And I'm very disappointed.

Though he didn't admit it, Mike knew
exactly where Zach was.

But the son Paul Young had lost had no
interest in

being found.

It doesn't matter where we're going.

It doesn't matter how quickly we try to
get there.

It doesn't matter that we never look
back.

The past we left behind will still find
a way to catch up to us.

I'm making grilled salmon. Why did you
get a pizza? Because you're making

grilled salmon.

I wish you wouldn't put that terrible
food in your body. It's not good for

Come on.

You know you want a bite. Uh -uh. Eat
it.

Eat it.

Seriously, I have better tasting food
under my refrigerator.

Hello? Hi, Bree. It's Amber. I'm sorry
to bother you.

Oh, uh, no bother.

Look, I'm outside. I need to talk to
you.

No, uh, don't come over. I'll, um, come
to you.

See you soon.

I need to run to Minette's for a minute.

Do you mind waiting for dinner?

Hurry up. I'm starving.

Hi.

So, the bank says your check is going to
take five days to clear.

Is there any way you can get me a
cashier's check? I really need to pay

bills. Absolutely.

There's a restaurant across from the
bank. I can meet you there tomorrow at

That'll be great. Thank you again, Bree.

Bree, wait.

I know Keith doesn't want to meet
Charlie, but he should at least know

son looks like.

I'm sure he'll appreciate that.

So according to the donor database, I

will be waiting three to four years.

Where does that put me on the list?

I mean, is there a number?

There is no number. It all boils down to
your DNA and how long you've been

waiting.

So, you have your beeper.

Yep.

Four years is a long time.

Susan Bremer?

Yeah.

Monroe Carter from Fairview High.

I sat behind you in chem lab.

I was your book photographer.

Now I sell pharmaceutical supplies.

You know, I friended you on Facebook
like 12 times.

Oh, I guess I didn't get them. No
worries.

Tell me what's new. How are you?

I need a kidney transplant.

I'm going to be spending the next three
to four years on dialysis three times a

week, five hours a day.

Wow, I didn't know.

Then again, if you'd friended me... I'll
see you at the reunion.

If I'm still alive.

You like it?

Frankie, is it to me?

They belong to my first wife.

She's dead.

Isn't that a little weird?

Hell no.

The necklace belonged to her second
wife, and she's sitting right over

That's weird.

Well, I have to admit, you two seem very
happy together.

Tell her about Saturday.

What about Saturday?

Frank wants you to bring Tom and the
kids back up here.

I want to take a family portrait.

Family is very important to Frank.

And since my first three families aren't
speaking to me, I want to get this one

right so I can rub it in their miserable
faces.

Oh, that's a sweet thought, but
Saturdays are kind of crazy for us.

ballet, Parker's studying for the SAT.
Well, how about I make it worth your

while?

You're bribing me? Call it gas money if
it'll make you feel any better. Will 500

do it?

I'm not taking his money.

Frank, isn't it time for your heart
medicine?

Look how she takes care of me.

Do what you have to do to make this
work.

But I'm not going over a grand.

What are you doing? I just married the
man.

He's in the process of redoing his will,
so we've got to play ball.

No, I'm not going to bend over backwards
just to please that jerk. You're the

one who married him, not me.

I can't tell Frank no.

But I can tell you no.

So if you want the picture, you can come
to our house.

Fine. I'll talk to him.

And when you stop staring at this
necklace, Phyllis, you are not getting

back.

So the fashion show ends, and Yves Saint
Laurent, who doesn't swim, by the way,

rents a yacht for the after party.

And that's where I met Mick Jagger.

Do you need wine?

We don't really do wine in therapy.

Ah, well, you should. A few glasses and
you'd have your patients whining about

how Daddy didn't love them half the
time.

Did your father not love you?

I was joking.

My dad was great.

He died when I was a kid.

Well, that must have been hard.

Growing up without a male presence.

No, she remarried.

Oh, my God. I forgot to tell you the
best part of the Jagger story.

He read my palm, and he told me I would
be going below deck to have sex with

him.

Not only is he a great singer, he's an
amazing psychic.

Gabby, why don't you like talking about
your childhood?

What's the point?

The past is the past.

Well, sometimes what happens to us in
the past affects who we are today.

Oh, by the way, Jagger, big cuddler.

Gabby, come on. We're going to have to
go deeper here.

That's the thing about me. There is no
deeper.

Ask any of my friends.

I'm the shallowest person they know.

I'm just skin, a little blood, and
stories about Keith Richards drinking

my shoes.

You don't have to be afraid.

Let's talk about your childhood.

I love therapy.

Really? Yeah, it's like a talk show
where I'm the guest and the only topic

me.

So it's helping?

You've talked to her about the doll?

That is confidential.

First rule of therapy.

Actually, first rule of therapy is no
wine, but I'm going to change that.

I'm so glad this is working.

I've been worried about you.

It's exactly what I needed.

In fact, I'm going to be going three
times a week.

Mondays, Thursdays, and Fridays.

Wow, that's a lot.

Well, it was your idea.

Oh, by the way, you're going to have to
take over my carpools on Monday.

That's okay, right?

Sure, I guess I can move some things
around.

Oh, and no golf on Thursdays, because
you'll have to take Juanita to ballet.

Gabby, I do business on the links.

Do you want me to get better or not?

Okay.

Okay, I will cancel golf.

Oh! And on Friday, I have a gynecologist
appointment.

Gabby! That I need you to cancel.

Wouldn't that be great, though?

Hi. Hi.

I see you brought Charlie.

Well, you know, I don't have anyone to
watch him.

I have your cashier's check.

Thank you again, Bree.

Honey, let's go.

No, I haven't finished my pizza.

Let's go. No!

Listen, Bree, do you mind keeping an eye
on him? The bank is right across the

way. I'll only be ten minutes. I don't
know. Just order some pizza. It'll be on

me.

So, Charlie.

I'm going to play games.

Right.

Much better than conversation.

Mr. Linwood. Susan.

My beeper went off. Does that mean...
Yes, we found you a donor.

Oh, but how?

I mean, you said it would probably take
years. Well, the rules change if someone

wants to donate a kidney to a specific
individual.

Wait, uh, this is someone I know?

Apparently. He's in my office right now
signing the paperwork.

It's a he?

I'm getting a man kidney?

Not that I'm complete.

Hey, Susan.

Monroe.

You're my donor?

Yeah. Turns out I'm a match. I mean,
what are the odds, huh?

I don't know what to say.

Well, I'm giving you a vital organ. How
about thank you?

Why would you do this? We haven't seen
each other in years, and I barely

remembered you.

I remembered you.

You were really wonderful to me in high
school.

And you're in trouble?

And I want to help.

Wow.

Well, thank you.

So what's a guy got to do to get a hug?
Give you a lung?

Oh, come here, you.

Oh, please know you've made me very
happy.

I'm so glad.

Busted. I'm on my way to Mrs. Goodman's
place to finish that job, and what do I

see? Your car parked in front of a pizza
joint.

Yeah, about that. Admit it.

You're hooked.

What are you, a deep dish girl?

Thin crust?

Yep, you got me. I am a closet pizza
lover. Mystery solved. You can go to

job now.

I need more quarters.

Who's this?

What do you got? Some secret boyfriend?

This is Charlie. I'm watching him for a
friend of mine.

I'm sorry, Charlie. I don't have any
more change. Now, could you excuse him?

You got quarters?

I got some.

Come on.

What about Mrs. Goodman?

She lived without a screen door for 30
years. She can wait another half hour.

All right.

Let's see what you got.

I'm going to show you something. It's a
secret, all right? But it's just between

you and me.

Hand in the cookie jar. Bang. See it.

Hey!

High five! That was a good one. Let's
see it again. One more.

Uh -huh.

Step back now, but fade away.

Nice one.

Are you kidding me? One more?

Call me NBA.

That was awesome.

I certainly did.

It was wonderful.

Charlie, I gotta take off.

Nice meeting you.

See you later.

Bye.

Bye. Remember me when you're on the
Lakers.

They're here.

Whoa.

Frank drives a... Of course he does.

Why are we taking this stupid picture? I
mean, we barely even know the guy.

We're doing it for your grandma.

And the lovely man she just married.

Hello, welcome.

Hello, everybody. Hey, Grandma.

So, this really is where they live.

I thought you were kidding.

How was the drive over, Frank?

It... Took forever.

We got behind this Asian woman driver,
slow as soy sauce going uphill in

Okay, small talk's over.

Let's take the picture. We were all
thinking we'd sit over here.

No, I don't want to see your crappy
kitchen in the background.

Let's move this sofa over there. I want
it to be real homey.

Dagny and Lacey, grab this end of the
couch.

What are you doing?

You can't just walk into people's
houses. and move furniture around.

When it looks like this, you can.

No, no, no. Put it back.

It's bad enough you make me drive all
the way out here to East Podunk. Well,

bull, I want my picture my way.

Hey!

Whatever you say.

Frank, that's too heavy. You're all red.

That's because the girls here were not
much help.

Okay, everyone.

Come and take your place around Grandpa
Frank.

Okay.

Here we go.

Everybody smile and say Bentley.

Bentley!

Okay, nobody move. I want to check that
it's good.

Hang on. We have to do it again. Frank,
your eyes are closed.

Frank?

Frank?

Oh, no.

What's wrong?

He's dead.

Of course he is.

There's no pulse.

No pulse. He's definitely dead.

Is this ghost going to be trapped in our
house?

Is he going to haunt us?

No, honey, of course not.

Right?

Gross. A dead guy's on our couch. And
I'm having friends over. How long until

starts to smell?

Kid, go upstairs. There's nothing to see
here. What are you talking about?

There's a dead body. There's totally
something to see.

Okay, kid, come on.

Let's go upstairs.

Come on.

Mom, I'm so sorry.

I can't believe he's gone.

Just like that.

I know.

I know.

What are you doing?

I'm calling the police so they can get a
coroner over here.

Hang on.

You can't call them yet.

Why not? That new will I told you about,
the one leaving everything to me, it

doesn't go into effect until tomorrow.

No, no.

You want me to keep him here?

Like that?

All night? If we call the coroner now, I
get nothing.

If we call in the morning, millions.

I didn't want Frank in my house when he
was alive. Now you want me to hang out

with his corpse?

Well, throw a sheet over him and spray a
little air freshener. You won't even

notice. Frank wanted me to have that
money.

No, it's too weird.

You wouldn't have to take care of me
anymore.

In fact, I could even take care of you.

College tuition, braces.

It would make me feel so good to be able
to help you for a change.

It's been a long time, son.

Yeah. I guess.

How's it going?

I couldn't be better.

What can I do for you?

Wait, wait, wait.

Let me guess.

You want money.

I nailed it, didn't I?

But you can see, a lot of other people,
they got here first.

Well, sorry to hear that.

Who cares?

It's time to downsize, minimize my
carbon footprint.

You feeling okay, buddy?

I feel great.

Sounds like you're the one having
problems.

Well, Susan and I are going through a
rough time, like a lot of people.

So how screwed are you?

We had to rent out our house.

To your father, in fact.

My father's in prison.

He's out?

You didn't know?

You sure you're okay? I can't believe
that bastard gets to walk free after

everything that he did. I'm sorry. I
didn't mean to upset you.

It's okay.

Just... Could you leave?

I need to be alone. Just...

You never sneak up on someone. They're
staring at a dead person.

Jeez. I'm sorry.

Your scream.

That was like all the testosterone left
your body at once.

This whole thing creeps me out.

It's just a body.

How do you become this guy?

Nine kids, 14 grandchildren, and you
never talk to any of them.

That's the truth. tricky thing about
money changes people

changes relationships it sure does

and after you're dead what's it all mean

not funny

Yep,

she's on her way.

I don't know.

Whatever you've been doing seems to be
working.

Oh,

she is taking full advantage, all right.

Oh, good, Sandra.

There you are. I think we should start
on my shoulders today.

Mmm.

That's good.

Maybe a little lighter on the pressure.

No, no.

Lighter.

Okay, maybe let's not do the shoulders.

Okay.

How about the glutes?

Ah!

Carlos! What are you doing here? What
are you doing here? You're supposed to

in therapy.

This is therapy.

Didn't you see the sign?

Massage therapy, aromatherapy. I talked
to Dr. Weiner. She said that you haven't

been back since the first session.

Why not?

Well, I just don't think I really need
it. I mean, this is really helping.

No, this is ignoring the problem.

You know, the way you say problem, you
make it seem a whole lot worse than it

actually is.

Gabby, you almost got us killed pulling
a doll out of the car.

If it'll get you off my ass, I'll make
an appointment for next week.

Now get your clothes on. We're leaving.

Oh, God, now I'm so tense.

I'll give you a hundred bucks if you
work on my shoulders for ten minutes.

That's for free.

Let's go.

He came downstairs just after midnight
to watch some TV, and we didn't find him

until this morning.

Well, in that case, I'll just put down
time of death around 3 a .m. Would you

like us to bring the body directly to
the funeral home?

Yes, thank you. Again, ma 'am, I'm sorry
for your loss.

Oh, my God, I'm rich.

Again, ma 'am, I'm sorry for your loss.

Oh, I know. I spent some of the best
weeks of my life with Frank. But he's

There's nothing we can do about it.

And I...

I'm a millionaire.

Good. You could buy me a new couch.

I'll buy you whatever you want. No, I
was kidding.

Well, I was, and what do you need?
Anyone.

I need a laptop for school.

Done. Can I have a motorcycle?

For school?

Kids, knock it off. Frank's body's not
even in the van yet.

Actually, it is.

I don't care. We're not talking about
money right now. A man died, not a bank

account. A man.

Let's show a little respect.

We should probably figure out what to do
about that Bentley.

Zach?

Anybody here?

Oh, Zach. Zach, it's me.

Sorry. It's a rough neighborhood.

You know how it is.

So, two visits in one year.

What's up?

Hey, would you mind to sit down? We need
to talk.

Do we?

Sure. Just a minute.

Who are you looking for, Zach?

Your father?

Paul came to see me.

He thinks you shot him. Is that true?

He ruined my life. But he gets to start
us over. It didn't seem right.

Oh, God.

It was easy. I practiced it in my head
over and over again. And then, bam!

Showtime.

But then I got paranoid and I dumped the
stupid gun at Breeze. I don't know what

I was thinking with that. I wasn't
thinking.

Yeah.

That's the problem with being high.

You do things without thinking. What?

I'm not using drugs.

Zach, I've been there.

You need help.

Now, we've got to get you into rehab.

You want to send me to rehab?

So my father can come and find me and
take me to prison? No way.

I just want to get you some help. It's
too late for you to pretend to be my

father. You're right, but I still care.

Then why did you let me go in the first
place?

You're the one who let me get raised by
that monster.

That's not how things happen. I don't
care. I don't care.

Let me help you. Get out of my house,
all right?

You get out of my house!

It's really nice of you to have me over.

Are you kidding? I am going to be
spending the rest of my life thinking of

to thank you. But as a start.

Oh, really?

Oh, come on.

Oh, wow.

That is so sweet.

A crystal heart.

I looked for a crystal kidney.

Surprisingly hard to find. You know, in
high school, I always dreamt you'd give

me your heart.

You know, speaking of high school, I
have a present for you, too.

In addition to the ones being ripped out
of your body?

I'm sorry.

That was a little too vivid. No, that's
all right.

Here you go.

What is this?

It's just a memorabilia that I thought
you'd enjoy.

Oh. Yeah, some photos I took that didn't
make the cut for the yearbook.

Oh, my God.

There I am on the field hockey team.

And in Pippin.

These are great. Who else do you have in
here?

Oh, there's me on the debate club.

And me at the spring formal.

Me. in a bathing suit.

Taken through a fence.

Not easy to get.

Those bushes around your yard were
really thick.

Oh.

Wow.

Is this one of my old English papers?

Yeah, you threw it away and I fished it
out of the garbage.

That's also where I found this.

Here.

My retainer. I would have returned it,
but I was too scared to talk to you.

Isn't it funny how we're talking now?

Yeah, really funny.

And now we're going to be bonded, you
know, forever.

If you told me back in high school that
one day my kidney would be cleansing

Susan Brimmer's blood, I would have been
the happiest guy on earth.

I'm glad I could make that happen for
you.

Oh, hi.

Here. Why don't you go see what's
shaking at the mall shop?

Wow. Thanks, Grandma.

Hey, what's all this?

A little thank you for all the help
you've been the last few days.

Open it, open it.

Wow, it's beautiful.

2200 bucks.

Didn't bat an eye.

That's a lot of money.

Oh, there's more where that came from.

Hey, why don't you and the whole fam
damley come to my house for dinner

night?

I thought you were coming here Sunday
night. I was going to send one of the

to pick you up.

Nah, I think it's better you come to me.

Oh, but Sunday's a school night and
Tom's got an early meeting Monday

How about Saturday?

Nah. Sunday.

Oh, heads up.

Dinners at the center are fancy. You'll
have to squeeze those boys of yours into

some jackets and ties.

Mom.

Mom. Mom!

Are you not listening?

It's not going to work for us.

I would think you would want to make it
work, Lynette.

Given everything I'm going to be doing
for the family.

Are you blackmailing me?

No.

I'm inviting you to dinner.

If you can't make it, I can ask one of
your sisters.

No, no, no, no, no. No, cover your man.
Come on.

Oh.

Hey, babe. Game's almost over.

Are you kidding me?

You okay?

I'm sorry. I should have given this to
you before.

Why are you giving me a picture of the
kid from the pizza place?

I still can't get over this. You run
into some random classmate from high

school, and he's going to end up saving
your life? Here's the part I can't get

over. You never put out for this guy.

No. No, I barely remember him.

Monroe is just doing this incredibly
selfless act of charity. It's inspiring.

What's this?

Uh, nothing. Just put that away. You've
got your name on the cover in glitter.

No, it's just a gift from Monroe. Can I
please have that?

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

You used to be cute. What happened?

No, there's like a million pictures of
you in here.

I guess he had a little crush on me.

Crush? No, Susan. This Monroe guy is
obsessed with you. This is a shrine.

It is not.

It is.

I know. I've made them. That's why I'm
not allowed to mail things to Ryan

Seacrest anymore.

It's creepy.

It's like the part of the movie when
they go to the guy's basement and find

candles in front of the picture of the
woman he's going to kill. You know...

Those guys are often misunderstood.

And you're going to take a kidney from
this man?

Okay, I admit, I'm a little concerned,
and yes, he may be 5 % stalker.

Is this a lock of your hair?

10 % stalker.

If I don't take his kidney, I could wait
another six years.

Why shouldn't I do it? Because you'll be
forever connected to him?

You'll never get rid of him.

And I have a feeling that's not the only
organ he wants to...

Share with you.

Carlos, can you feel my forehead?

No. I think I have a fever. You're fine.

You didn't even feel.

Because I don't need to.

Liar. No, I'm really sick.

Let's reschedule. I shouldn't see the
therapist today.

We're going in.

What if I need to throw up?

It's a therapist's office. You're
supposed to get it all out.

Carlos. You are going to therapy and
that's all there is to it.

Fine. Can I at least go to the bathroom
first?

You know I have a bladder the size of a
dime.

How many years have we been married?

Too many if you ask me.

Where do you think you're going? I'm
going home. No, Gabby, you are sick.

You need help.

Look, you want me to take pills?

I will take them. You want me to see a
hypnotist? Bring him to the house.

Hell, I'll even let you hire a priest to
do an exorcism. But what I am not going

to do is talk to that woman in there.
Why not?

Because she wants to talk about my
childhood.

Oh.

Can I say one thing?

You did find a way to talk about it
before.

With me.

Just that once we had gotten married, I
thought you had a right to know. And you

said that you never wanted to talk about
it again, and I have respected that.

But over the years, I have seen what it
costs you.

The nights I hear you crying in the
bathroom.

Sad look on your face when people ask
you about your past.

You think that you've left it behind,
but you haven't, Gabby. You carry that

burden around with you.

I just... want you to consider the idea
that this therapist might be able to

help you, let all that go.

Can you come with me?

So, when I lost Grace, it tapped into
this need I have to protect children.

Where do you think this need came from?

Because no one protected me.

When I was a child, my stepfather
molested me.

Get in.

Why would I do that?

I know where Zach is.

Are we driving to Idaho?

Look, the reason I didn't tell you where
he was before is I didn't know what you

wanted to do to him.

Whatever it is, it can't be worse than
what he's doing to himself.

And why should I care about that after
he tried to kill me?

He's your son.

He's my son.

He needs our help.

Hey, neighbor.

Monroe.

What do you mean, neighbor?

Well, your landlady's showing me an
apartment.

I figured now that we're back at each
other's lives, it would be better if I

lived close.

Yeah.

Here's the thing about that.

There's close.

And then there's Glenn close.

Huh? This feels a little...

Stocky.

I'm giving you a kidney.

Monroe, come with me.

The other day, when you were over here,
I did not give you the full story.

This is Mike.

He is my husband.

And this is our son, MJ.

Okay. Why are you showing me this?

Because I want you to see that there
isn't room for anyone else in that

Don't get me wrong.

I am so grateful that you want to give
me a kidney.

But once the operation is over, that has
to be it.

Why? Because you want to be more than
friends, and I'm married.

Oh.

The tricky part is that I still need a
kidney.

Because I want to stay healthy for the
two special guys in that picture.

So if you still want to give me one, no
strings attached,

I will be honored to take it.

And you will have my eternal gratitude.

Yeah, but that's all I'll have.

What do you say?

I can't.

I, uh... I thought if I did this, then

you would finally... I know.

I know.

Don't be.

I'll be fine.

All right.

I guess I'll see you around.

I guess I won't.

We may think we've left the past behind,
but it has a way.

Of catching up to us.

Though we want to run away. We are
forced to confront our past.

And the secrets that it buried.

Must come into the light.

And then.

If we are strong.

we are able to move on.

Yes, we all need to leave the path
behind and move on toward the future.

And if we're lucky, we will have help
getting there.