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Ryan. Ryan.

Hey, Nana. Oh, hi. Hi, hi. Sorry.

It's okay.

Honey,

it's okay. Can you help me with this? I'm really having a hard time.

It's okay.

It's really okay.

It's your man.

It's okay. I really need help or I'm never going to get this on.

Yeah, I really need help with that.

Okay. Yeah, I'll be here all day, please.

How does this work?

You tell me.

Does it go this way or does it go the other way? It just hooks in there.

Okay.

There you go.

Very good. Yeah, and then this way, please.

Thank you.

This is very strapping.

Yeah, it's a pain, especially being a woman.

Okay, perfect.

Alright, is that all?

Wait, wait.

You're my dead grandson.

It's okay, but I gotta ask you this.

Seriously.

Is there something wrong with my kids?

No. Oh, look, look.

Is there something wrong?

Um, no.

They're great. They look wonderful.

Oh, okay.

No, I was just starting to wonder.

Wait, don't you like big tits?

Well, yeah, but... Whoa.

Oh, yes.

Very nice. Now, I need to talk to you, so you can just stay right there.

Enjoy.

So, honey, your step -sister says that you're having issues with dating.

So, what's going on with that? You tell me.

I'm ambitious.

I'm just shy.

Oh, my God. They're such hot girls at your school.

I know.

No, come back.

It's okay.

I'm your step -mother.

Now, I think that you need to stop being so shy, because this is not shy right

now that we're doing. Not at all. This should help you talk to really hot girls

at school, okay?

I know there's one girl that you really, really like. Isn't her name Sarah?

Now, Sarah has really big, nice tits, doesn't she?

See, so I know you like big tits. Yeah, I mean, I know that Nana has the biggest

ones, but this will get you more comfortable.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're doing something. See?

Honey, just listen. I just want you to think about how you can do this for

Sarah. And Sarah will just love it.

And yeah, you can just enjoy it.

You know what? You know what?

Brian. I want you to touch my tooth.

But in my manner, it's kind of weird.

Come on now. I need to make sure that, you know, you like...

I'm worried about you. I just want you to really, really, really

love girls. I mean, I'm concerned about you. One day I want you to, you know,

have children of your own. I mean, you're so cute, Ryan. Don't you like

girls? Of course I do, Nana. I'm just shy.

Okay, well, just let me check. Let me check.

What are you doing?

I'm checking.

But you're a Nana. I need to make sure.

Let me see if your heart...

Let me see.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, okay.

I'm just making sure that it works.

You know, I want you to be really ready for all the hot girls.

Maybe even Sarah, you know?

I'm so proud of you.

You're doing really good. Does that feel good?

Yeah. Good. I'm glad.

Yeah. You should have all the girls that you like do this to you.

When I was a teenage girl, I did this to all the boys all the time.

Oh my.

It's so hard.

I mean, I know this feels so good to you, doesn't it? Yeah.

Yeah.

And you know what? You should have all the girls do this to you.

All of them. I mean, when I was a teenage girl, I did this to all the

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I did.

Oh, yeah.

I just want you to be ready.

Oh, yeah, I just want you to come.

I know.

That's the best part.

That's the best part, honey.

Yeah, does it feel good?

Don't you like... Nana's big tits? Yeah.

I know you want to come on Nana's big tits.

Nana loves that.

Come on. You're such a big boy. Come for Nana.

Come on, my big tits.

Come on, my big tits. Make Nana proud.

Make Nana proud.

Oh, yes.

Good boy.

Oh, yeah. Oh, Nana's so proud.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're such a big boy.

Wait, wait, wait. I've got to get to work.

Wait here, I'm going to need your help.

Hold on a second.

I've got to clean up.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm so proud of you. You did so good.

Do you feel good?

I'll wrap this one first.

Buckle it for me. Which one do I put it on?

You just put it in. The tightest one?

That's fine, honey. It doesn't matter.

It's got big boots.

It'll be okay.

Alright, now.

I'm glad you like it.

Okay, now we're going to do this one, okay?

Just hook it together like you did earlier.

Okay, now grab that one for me and hook it together.

Good job.

Oh, hold on one second. Let me get my dress.

I need you to zip me up because I'm having such a hard time zipping it.

See, now you know how us women, how we have to deal with all this complicated

dressing.

Okay, let me move my hair out of the way.

Just pick me up, honey.

What do you mean? I'm done for anyways.

Do you have a hot date coming or something?

Yeah, it's a date, but it's really just Nana having fun.

Oh, thank you, sweetie.

Thank you.

Okay. Oh, honey, thank you. Oh, honey.

So glad you're here.

Wouldn't want the date to see it.

Is it going?

Oh, my goodness. You got some banana hair.

Is it gone, sweetie?

Yeah.

Perfect, man. Okay, good boy. You look great.

Okay, Mom.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm so proud of you. You're such a good boy.

Get my shoes on. My goodness.

Good start to the day.

Okay. Okay?

Go have fun. Alright.

Bye. Bye, honey.

Hey,

dude. That fucking happened, bro.

My Nana, with the ginormous tit, just let me fondle him, and she fucking

jerked me off, dude. Like, what the fuck just happened?

Yeah. Yeah, dude, she thought I didn't like girls. I'm like, dude, how far can

take this? This is going to be fucking great, dude.

Yeah, I know. I can't believe it either.

All right, cool.

I'll let you know.

Are you doing okay?

Yeah, I mean... Oh, hi.

So, what's this about? What are you doing?

Have a seat.

Oh, we really need to talk to you.

About girls, right?

Okay.

Yeah.

I mean, you know I'm only here because you took my computer.

I know, sweetie, and you'll get it. Just hold on a minute, honey. You'll get it

in a second, but I need you to cooperate for me, okay? So...

We need to talk to him about girls because he has a date.

Okay. I do?

Yeah. I guess.

So, we need to just kind of know.

I mean, how are you going to do on a date? Like, okay.

So, where are you going to take her?

Come on.

Out to sushi?

Okay. Look, I've been on a date before.

Okay. I'm not done yet, sweetie. It's okay. Okay.

if you're going to buy her a gift or bring her something on a first date, I

mean, what do you want to bring her?

A first date?

Yes. Well, if I'm trying to get laid, maybe some lingerie.

Okay. It's too early for a ring, right?

Well, of course. Now, come on. All right.

Stop being so sarcastic.

Is this the date you're talking about? I mean, what? No, no, no, no, no.

It's okay. Don't freak out. You know the guy I went out with last night on my

date?

He's going to go out with his daughter tonight.

What does she look like?

Oh, I think you're really going to like her.

She's very pretty.

And she has really big boobs.

Okay, so, Aria's going to help you.

So, Aria, if you want your computer back, you're going to have to help.

Okay.

It's okay.

Now, I want you to show me.

How you're going to hold the girl's hand.

Come on.

Come on. Okay, fine.

Ow!

Why so aggressive?

That hurt.

I didn't like that.

No, not very nice.

Okay. Okay, when you hold her hand, let me press this on you. Come here.

You're going to hold your hand really gently. You're not going to squeeze.

And then you kind of just give her a little caress, okay?

Mm -hmm. Okay, can you try it again, please?

You're doing really good.

Well, do you know how to kiss?

Yeah, of course.

Are you sure?

Uh -huh.

I don't believe you. Okay,

so I want you to kiss her.

Her? Mm -hmm.

Look, my sister's hot, but she's my sister. What the fuck?

Listen. Listen.

I'd rather die than do that, Leanna.

Really? Listen, both of you. This is what families do.

Okay? This is family values.

This is what we do. We help each other.

We prepare each other.

Let me demonstrate, okay?

Okay, move over.

There you go.

Okay.

See, now this is what you're going to do, okay? You're going to just dive in,

put your hair back in closer.

Now that's how you do that.

Okay? Now, now, Brian, I need you

to show me what I just taught you.

Come on.

I think Ari's okay with it, right, sweetie?

I'll bet you won't say anything.

I do want to, but I can't.

Make Nana happy. I need you to.

Tell me what I just taught you.

All right.

Don't be shy.

Very nice.

Very...

See, that wasn't so bad, was it?

No. Okay, now.

All right, next person.

You guys are doing so good. Okay.

Can you let me sit by her? Yeah.

Very good.

Okay, so.

Now, when you go home, how do you take her home and get her home?

Do you know what you're going to do next?

Fuck her.

You just don't fuck her, Ryan.

You have to make the moves to fuck her.

Watch. Let me demonstrate.

Aria.

You're doing very good. I know, honey. You're doing so good. I'm fucking with

you. Okay, so, Ryan.

You don't just grab and whip her tits out right away.

Caress them a little bit.

Like you did?

Like this. Watch.

Yeah, see?

You know how you easily, easily grab them?

She's milder than that. She is.

And then look, you just kind of go down a little bit more, and then you can

caress her more.

But very soft, even little baby pets.

And then you can touch her legs, silky legs.

And you can kind of...

The skirt, see?

She's already liking it, so you know you're doing good, right?

You are liking it, right?

Okay, good.

I like your panties, too.

Oh, and then, oh my goodness.

Oh, no.

Oh,

it's okay.

Sure. Yeah.

All right, now.

We have to come to him.

Ryan?

Mm -hmm?

Do you know...

I stirred up a little bit. And you're just going to show him how you touch the

clit. The banana clit. Yes.

Not today.

See how she does that?

Oh, yes. That feels very good.

No.

You watch.

Instruction. Show him, Aria.

Show him the proper way.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Can you see that?

Yeah, now she's also going to show you how to finger, girl.

I watched a tutorial about this. Well, you need to watch it right in front of

you live.

That's a great idea.

Yeah, I'll just come closer to this. Go back here.

And you can just show Kim how to do this. Because girls know,

right? We do.

Girls know how to be nice.

That's right.

Uh -huh. Yes.

Now you pay attention and keep behaving.

Now, watch as she eats my pussy.

First, she's going to go and pay attention.

Show him, Aria.

See that?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Very good.

See? She's moving her tongue in circles.

Oh, yes. See? She's doing so good. See?

She's being very sweet with it. Very sweet kiss.

Oh, yes. You have to get in there, right? You're doing so good.

So you just, like, make out with it.

Do you understand?

I understand.

It was very educational, and I'm very grateful for the lesson.

All right. Well, I think that we need to go.

Well, your bed is so much comfier than mine.

You know, and I wanted to know how the date went.

I don't like it when you're nosy.

Well, come on.

Did you kiss her?

Did you hold her hand like we told you?

You didn't break her hand like you did mine, did you?

Doesn't seem very confident to me.

What did you even do?

We just, like, talked and hung out. She really liked me.

But remember all the things Nana told you to do?

That she made you demonstrate on me? You didn't do any of that to her?

I just get nervous, and I don't really know why I didn't.

Well, probably because you're going to be a virgin forever.

That's why.

God.

Virgin forever?

Yeah. You're right.

I mean.

Stop.

Seriously, stop.

What the hell?

You don't like to be tickled.

Shut up. Girls are mean and stupid, okay?

I'm just shy.

Come on. You're literally not just shy.

Like, I just said you're a fucking virgin.

That's the issue here.

Look, I'm not a virgin, alright? Look, I downloaded that dating app and I

already have like three girls that want to sleep with me.

Oh, sure.

I don't believe that.

Even with all those girls you say you have, you still failed.

Embarrassing. Hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you guys talking about over here?

Well, I think... Want to fill Nana in a little about what happened last night?

She's making fun of me because I didn't kiss the girl last night, but it was the

first date, and I was just really nervous. And, like, sometimes I don't

how to make the first move, you know? I'm just shy.

I know, honey. We just went over that. But you know what?

This. Oh.

Now you need to pay attention again.

Get these down.

I'm going to show you how to stroke a cock.

Pay attention now because, honey, you'll fake me later.

Yeah.

You've got to grab the balls too. Remember the balls.

You think you might be able to do that?

I think you're going to be very, very good at this. Now, pay attention,

Does that feel good, honey?

Does that feel good?

Get a nice grip, but not too hard because you don't want to hurt him.

And just stroke it up. Yeah, just like that.

Mm -hmm.

And don't forget the balls. The balls are very sensitive. Now, I want you to

this, and then I want to see also after you do this how you suck a cock.

Ryan needs to know.

How a girl should stroke his cock and suck it. Okay? And I think it's good

learning for you as well. Okay?

Okay. Grab the cock.

Don't be scared.

Okay, honey. Now show me how you stroke it.

Show me how you stroke his cock.

Show me what Nana taught you.

Okay.

Good. Very good.

Does that feel good, Ryan?

Yeah. She's doing a good job.

Okay, good.

Oh, yes. Isn't she so pretty?

She is pretty, huh? She is.

Yeah.

Very good. I'm very impressed.

You're like your Nana. You're a bathwater.

Okay, now lick the tip of his head.

Remember how you licked Nana's pussy and you got your tongue real wet?

Okay.

Play with this head a little bit.

There you go. Here, let me get out of your way. Yeah.

I'm doing this. Oh, it's okay.

You're good.

You guys are both doing great.

Okay, remember licking the head.

Very sweet and sensual.

Ryan, does that feel good?

Yeah, it feels great.

It's kind of weird, but... It's okay, honey.

You're doing so good, Aria.

Very...

Very good.

Oh, my goodness. You've been doing this?

You have done it before.

Oh, my.

Wow.

Did every girl do it this good?

Oh, did what?

Did every girl do it this good?

No, honey, I'm sorry to say.

They did.

Yeah.

I just got lucky today.

Oh, yeah.

So proud.

I am.

Yeah, I think she's pissed at her.

Aw,

I want to join in.

Okay, both of you, come up here.

Let's suck his cock together.

Good job.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my.

Good girl. Oh, yeah. Remember the stroking.

My sister put my dick in her mouth.

Trust me, I can't either.

Are you a virgin?

No.

Uh, I think he is a virgin.

Yeah. I feel that could be shy, but I know why.

Uh, I think we need to fix this.

Do you?

I mean, we've already started.

We need to fix this.

Yeah.

Alright, if you say so.

I mean, Nana knows best, right?

Okay, let's go.

Alright.

Really? Yeah.

We're doing it. Okay, if you think so.

Mm -hmm. We're saying it all right.

Well,

let Nana get on.

Do you want to do that? Mm -hmm.

Oh, yes.

Are you ready for me?

Yes. You ready?

Because two is a couple and three is a party.

Will I get you pregnant?

No, Kelly.

You can't get pregnant.

Kenny.

No, I'm not going to get pregnant.

Kelly.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Fuck,

that was awesome.

Guys, I have a confession to make.

What? I'm not really a virgin, and I'm not even shy.

I just fucked that date up on purpose because I wanted to... Fuck Nana.

My God.

He just wanted to fuck us.

And I got the fuck message too, so, you know, it's a good day.

To get the best of us.

I like it.

We had a lot of fun.

Yeah.

We definitely should do this more often.

Fuck yeah.

You know, it is much better to put in the sand.