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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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MAN: (SINGING) Tell me, Doctor,
where are we going this time?
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Is this the '50s
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Or 1999?
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All I wanted to do
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Was play my guitar and sing
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So take me away I don't mind
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But you better promise
me I'll be back in time
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Gotta get back in time
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I'll be back in time
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Gotta get back in time
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DOC: Let's see...
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Electrical current...
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FEMALE VOICE: Electrical
current flowing.
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DOC: Optical input...
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FEMALE VOICE: All
optics functional.
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Focus for 3.27 meters,
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the distance preferred by most leading
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television personalities.
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Greetings.
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Dr. Emmett L. Brown here.
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Creator of the auto-jog
mechanical running shorts,
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the deep thought mind reading helmet,
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and perhaps my most important invention,
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the Flux Capacitor.
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A device which allows me
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to travel through time the way
most people drive across town,
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and with a lot less traffic.
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VERNE: Hey, Pop. Watch this.
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DOC: Vernie! Watch out. (CLATTERING)
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FEMALE VOICE: One moment, please.
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We are experiencing
technical difficulties.
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I mean it, Vernie,
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no more pogo sticks in the laboratory!
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My son Vernie.
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Now, where were we?
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Ah, yes, my experiment.
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Jules, the older of my two offspring,
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has assisted me in the assembly of this,
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a simple, yet fully
operational electro-magnet.
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In the interest of accuracy,
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this is not the first occasion on which
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Jules and I have
constructed such a device.
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Let's see...
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Ah, yes!
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The year was 1864.
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WOMAN: As the Union
blockade took effect,
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the south, which was
mostly agricultural,
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found itself to be running
dangerously low on supplies.
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Hit the dirt!
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Great Scott.
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(STUTTERING) What happened?
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DOC: Why didn't I realize this before?
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Uh, what, Doc? What?
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Always take the aluminum
foil off your burrito
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before you put it in the microwave.
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Which brings me to the question,
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what's the biggest problem
with the new DeLorean?
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Fifteen on the highway, 12 in the city?
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DOC: False!
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If you park it on the street,
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it's bound to get ripped off.
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Well, sure, 'cause it's a time machine.
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'Cause it's a DeLorean!
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These things are collector's Items.
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However, watch this.
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(WHIRRING)
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Programed only to open
at the sound of my voice
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or Einstein's bark.
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Whoa! Heavy!
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Heavy indeed.
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2,796 pounds to be exact.
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After all, there's a car in there.
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But I've thought of that.
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And it'll go wherever you tell it to.
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(YELLING)
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Look what I've done inside the car.
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The time circuits are
now audio activated.
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For random example,
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February 7th, 1895.
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Baltimore, Maryland!
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Babe Ruth's birthday.
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Greatest baseball player who ever lived.
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Yeah, Doc. But look,
I really got to cram.
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Dean Strickland'll
throw me out of college
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if I flunk my Civil War exam.
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Ah, the Civil War.
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A tragic moment from America's past,
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the powers of oppression and slavery
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versus the forces of freedom.
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The south pitted against the north,
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brother against brother.
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Thank goodness those
days are far behind us.
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JULES: You upstart overgrown mass
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of immature parasitic life-form.
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Give it here, you geek
with a bad haircut.
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I think I spoke too soon.
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Give me that. You said it was my turn.
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Unhand that input device.
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My work is more important
than your childish shenanigans!
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DOC: Jules, Verne!
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What in the name of Sir
Isaac H. Newton... (SCREAMS)
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(THUDDING)
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Ouch-a
ma-gouch-a.
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What is the problem with you two?
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Dad, Jules said I
could use the computer,
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and now he won't let me.
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But, Father, I have almost
completed my calculations
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and a delay would be intolerable.
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I'm computing the
logarithmic equivalents
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of the atomic weight of certain isotopes
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found in the lanthanide series
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of rare earth elements.
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Again?
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I'm trying to beat my all-time score
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on The Legend of Bruno.
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Gadzooks, I'm baffled!
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On one hand, Jules is on the
eternal search for knowledge.
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On the other hand, Verne is
developing hand-eye coordination
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which will come in handy
in the world of the future.
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I'm telling you, Einstein,
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it isn't easy being a father.
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(BARKS)
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Brilliant!
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Boys, I think you've been
spending too much time
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cooped up in this play loft.
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Forget about the computer!
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Enjoy the fresh air
of the great outdoors.
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Zowie! I can gather more
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soil samples for my collection.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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I've got to get that door fixed.
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VERNE: Way to go, Dad.
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You're always siding with Jules.
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Aww, Vernie! That's not true.
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Is so! Is not!
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Is so! Is not!
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(MOTOR STARTING)
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Wait a second, son.
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The fly wheel needs
tightening... Now try it.
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(ENGINE WHIRRS) Is so!
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Verne Newton Brown!
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Don't you fly away from me
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while I'm talking to you!
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(GASPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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FEMALE VOICE: Middle Tennessee.
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This Confederate
regiment was wiped out
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just a day after this
photograph was taken
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near Chattanooga, Tennessee,
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February 11th, 1864.
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I'll just stay up here
till I run out of gas.
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That'll show him. (ENGINE STALLS)
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Uh-oh.
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(SCREAMS)
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Babe, babe.
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Oh, babe. Babe.
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MARTY: Yeah. (VERNE SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Verne, come on! I was right
in the middle of studying.
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Marty, Dad's always siding with Jules.
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When he was two, Jules
used the Etch-a-Sketch
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to draw a model of
the DNA molecule,
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whatever that is,
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and he's been Dad's favorite ever since.
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They both treat me like a baby.
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Verne, you're no baby,
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you're my main man, a macho dude.
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You're one of the guys.
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Gee, thanks, Marty.
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Can I borrow your hover board?
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Get out of town! You're too little.
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Okay, forget it!
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Aw, Verne...
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I'm not too little
to drive the DeLorean.
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(DELOREAN STARTS)
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(TIRES SQUEAL)
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Perfect.
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Verne, Verne...
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Where in the troposphere are you?
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(ENGINE THROTTLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Great Scott!
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Verne!
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(RUSTLING)
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(BOTH YELLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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What is that contraption?
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MAN: Must be some Yankee trick!
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(SCREAMS)
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(VERNE SCREAMING)
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(CLAMORING)
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(WHIRRING)
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Didn't your mothers tell you
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not to play with guns?
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Where is this devil wagon
you woke me up to see?
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Well, here's the driver, General.
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But the wagon's gone!
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Biff Tannen!
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General Beauregard Tannen to you,
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buttocks-brain.
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Don't you mean "Butthead"?
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Hmm, I like that.
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However, the question is,
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just who are you?
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A Yankee spy... (GULPS)
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Or a new recruit?
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Is there a third choice?
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(GUNS COCKING) Sorry I asked.
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MARTY: Oh, Doc, this is all my fault.
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I... I should have let
Verne ride my hover board.
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No, Martin, I should have
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let him use the computer as promised.
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Jules, Marty,
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there's no sense in blaming yourselves.
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The problem at hand is
locating Verne's whereabouts.
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And this thought inducing
auto-pacer isn't helping at all.
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(BARKS)
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What is it, Einie?
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(BARKS)
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You found Verne?
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(GASPS)
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He's in the Civil War!
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Oh, no!
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It says that these Confederate
soldiers were wiped out
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one day after this photograph was taken.
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Great Scott!
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To the train!
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DOC: Power up.
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Chattanooga, Tennessee!
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We're coming for you, Vernie!
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(TOOTING)
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(ENGINE WHISTLING)
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(JULES EXCLAIMS)
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MARTY: My God! (CHUCKLES)
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Over 125 years in six seconds.
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That's not too shabby.
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DOC: Well, I had to ease up
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going around the turn of the century.
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Now, if my calculations are correct,
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we should be exactly 2.3 miles
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behind Confederate lines.
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Marty, you and Einstein guard the train
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while Jules and I explore the territory.
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MARTY: Be careful, Doc.
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Don't let anybody sneak up on you.
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Father, how are we ever to locate Verne?
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The answer is right here, Jules.
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Find this farmhouse, and we find venire.
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(SHUTTER CLICKS)
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Oh, dear.
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The soldier on the end blinked.
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Enough of this nonsense!
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Men, carry on with your drills.
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March left. No, the other left.
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(SLURPING)
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JIMMY: Okay, Verne.
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I'm supposed to learn you
how to be a drummer boy.
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Everything we play means
something to the soldiers.
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This here means Forward March.
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And this here means Ready to Fire.
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Hey, Jimmy. What does this mean?
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(VOCALIZING)
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TANNEN: Hesh up!
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I reckon it means
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you're making too much noise.
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The general's trying to sleep.
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00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,591
Now, for tomorrow's battle,
270
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:16,135
we'll be standing right
in the front lines.
271
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,068
Soldiers got to hear your drumming.
272
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:20,665
The Yankees won't
shoot at us, will they?
273
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,440
Usually aim right for you.
274
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,241
But we're just kids.
275
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,713
War makes you grow up fast.
276
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:28,372
(GULPS)
277
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:31,411
Come on, come on!
278
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,419
Open up, will you?
279
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,779
MAN: I told you he was a Yankee spy.
280
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:36,914
Look at that blue cap.
281
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,485
WILCOX: Get that varmint
away from the whistle.
282
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,119
He's gonna have every yank
from miles around after us.
283
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,155
There, little doggie.
284
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,188
Maybe now we can hijack
285
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,928
this here train in peace.
286
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,101
Father, the train whistle...
287
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,432
It sounded like...
288
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,402
Yes, yes. Morse code.
289
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,143
H-E-L...
290
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:58,805
Oh, that Marty!
291
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,279
Making all that racket
just to tell us "Hello."
292
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:02,337
SOLDIER: Howdy.
293
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,644
No, it was definitely "Hello."
294
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,545
(BOTH SCREAMING)
295
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,723
Looks like we caught ourselves
a couple of deserters.
296
00:13:23,337 --> 00:13:24,327
(SLURPING)
297
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,906
What is this stuff?
298
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,874
Mmm, it's chipmunk stew.
299
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,641
Needs a pinch more dirt.
300
00:13:33,714 --> 00:13:34,807
My momma,
301
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:37,249
she makes a powerful good raspberry pie.
302
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,450
I can just taste it right now.
303
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,652
My mom makes a great pizza.
304
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:43,415
Jules loves pepperoni.
305
00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:46,493
I was a foolish boy to run away
306
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,290
and get into such a mess as this.
307
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,191
I wish my papa would just
308
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,892
come and drag me home. (TRAIN WHISTLING)
309
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:53,795
(ENGINE CHUGGING)
310
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:57,829
Here's my dad now!
311
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,770
Oh, no!
312
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,404
Corporal Wilcox
reporting, General Tannen.
313
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,876
Bring you a Union train
314
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,244
and two Yankee prisoners.
315
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,050
One of 'em's a dog. (CHUCKLES)
316
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,945
Men, throw this varmint in
the pen with the other mongrels
317
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,887
and give him a bone to chew on.
318
00:14:16,657 --> 00:14:18,125
Tough luck, Einie.
319
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:19,752
Uh, what about me?
320
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,459
I was talking about you, butthead!
321
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,727
(SNORING)
322
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,566
VERNE: Psst.
323
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,405
Oh, Verne, am I glad to see you.
324
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,275
Yeah, me, too.
325
00:14:37,511 --> 00:14:39,275
But now we're both trapped here.
326
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,312
MARTY: Yeah, don't worry.
Your dad'll rescue us.
327
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,942
He always comes up
with the perfect idea.
328
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,455
Jules, I don't have the
slightest idea what to do.
329
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,217
Here we are with the Union army,
330
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,153
and Verne's a Confederate.
331
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,590
Father, we have to
stop tomorrow's battle.
332
00:14:56,797 --> 00:14:58,129
It'll be a massacre.
333
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,099
Verne could get killed.
334
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,527
Don't worry, friend.
335
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,229
Ain't a Reb general been born
336
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,363
that can stand up to Ulysses S. Clayton.
337
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,367
Ulysses S. Clayton. Hmm.
338
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,407
Father, isn't that my mother's uncle?
339
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,510
Yes! Your mother's uncle,
340
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,808
my
uncle-in-law,
341
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,371
your grandfather's
brother-in-law,
342
00:15:15,449 --> 00:15:18,248
your great uncle Verne's
great uncle as well.
343
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,549
That's it! He'll stop the battle.
344
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,648
No, Jules, he'll never understand!
345
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,891
MAN: General Clayton,
346
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,360
your troubles are over.
347
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,164
My amazing electro-magnetico machine
348
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,063
will not only cure your rheumatism
349
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,931
but can also make your
lower legs stronger
350
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:37,096
and more shapely.
351
00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:39,601
Hmm. Will it hurt?
352
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,538
JULES: General Clayton!
353
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,433
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
354
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:45,534
(SCREAMING)
355
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,181
JULES: General, you've
got to stop the battle!
356
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,809
Verne'll get hurt and
it'll all be my fault.
357
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,277
What in blue blazers?
358
00:15:54,588 --> 00:15:56,420
Who is this soldier, soldier?
359
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,821
Private Jules Brown, General.
360
00:15:58,959 --> 00:15:59,983
Your great nephew.
361
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,421
Great nephew?
362
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,955
What particular brand
of tomfoolery is this?
363
00:16:05,599 --> 00:16:07,465
Your niece Clara is my mother.
364
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,730
Why, little Clara belle
365
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,499
is only nine years old.
366
00:16:12,506 --> 00:16:13,496
Jules! (WHEEL CREAKING)
367
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:14,730
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
368
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:15,901
(SCREAMING)
369
00:16:17,511 --> 00:16:18,740
CLAYTON: Get them out!
370
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,236
(DOC YELLING)
371
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:22,708
Did you notice, Father?
372
00:16:22,783 --> 00:16:23,910
He had mother's eyes.
373
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,243
No,
374
00:16:25,619 --> 00:16:28,316
but I did notice the
electro-magnetico machine.
375
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,987
Antique electricity
generator. (CHUCKLES)
376
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,816
Yes. Very quaint.
377
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,624
And it gave me a great idea. Come on.
378
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,309
Well, boy.
379
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:57,611
You're wearing the uniform
380
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,778
of a loyal son of the stars and bars.
381
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,044
How's it feel?
382
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,622
Actually, I take a 32 slim.
383
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,124
This baggy look is dead.
384
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,016
Here, boy.
385
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,084
Hush up that drumming.
386
00:17:08,929 --> 00:17:10,921
Psst. Hey, Verne, cut it out!
387
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,358
VERNE: I'm not drumming.
388
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,324
(WHIMPERING)
389
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,629
Men, the time has come
390
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,731
to strike a blow for freedom.
391
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:24,510
The time has come to launch our attack!
392
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,274
Prepare to...
393
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,510
Fellas! Fellas! Whoa, whoa!
394
00:17:28,582 --> 00:17:29,572
Chill out!
395
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:30,873
You can't fight today.
396
00:17:30,951 --> 00:17:32,317
Uh... It's a... It's a...
397
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,853
A national holiday!
398
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,114
What holiday?
399
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,052
Uh, Lincoln's birthday!
400
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:40,953
Charge!
401
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,358
(YELLING)
402
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,523
(CLAMORING)
403
00:17:44,598 --> 00:17:45,793
Wrong crowd.
404
00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:53,996
(EXCLAIMS)
405
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,777
The electro-magnet works great!
406
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,552
Keep cranking! Yes, Father.
407
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,353
Great Scott!
408
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,622
Jules!
409
00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:22,529
Jumpin' jigawatts!
410
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,942
(BOTH SCREAMING)
411
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,644
(ALL SIGHING)
412
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,086
Ain't that sweet!
413
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,449
What in tarnation?
414
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,788
Don't shoot! Can't you see?
415
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,122
They're brothers.
416
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:51,190
Hey, come on, guys,
417
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,823
I'll bet most of you have a brother
418
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,765
or an uncle or somebody you love
419
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,132
fighting for the other side.
420
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,801
Hey, cousin Roy! Hey, you, cousin Jimmy.
421
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,765
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
422
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,577
Well, touching.
423
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,205
Fighting doesn't solve anything.
424
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:10,143
Why don't we all just
shake hands and go home?
425
00:19:10,951 --> 00:19:14,388
I believe the boy here
has a point, Beauregard.
426
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,178
(WHIMPERING)
427
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:23,919
(BARKS)
428
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,765
Men, General Tannen and I
have reached an agreement.
429
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,462
We shall set our differences behind us
430
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,201
and work together.
431
00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:36,208
Son, I'm proud of you!
432
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,405
Just long enough to
run these troublemakers
433
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,606
out of here!
434
00:19:41,081 --> 00:19:42,174
(ALL SCREAMING)
435
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,109
(ENGINE WHIRRING)
436
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,174
(YELLING)
437
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,086
(BARKING)
438
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,089
Well, guys, we'd love
to stay and be massacred
439
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,287
but our ride's here.
440
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,855
DOC: To the train, Einie.
441
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,700
Verne, from now on
442
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,898
you can use the computer
whenever you wish.
443
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,435
I'll just require 48 hours' notice.
444
00:20:09,109 --> 00:20:10,668
Whoa, look at this!
445
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:15,476
It says Verne's regiment
never fought a battle!
446
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:17,644
See, Vernie.
447
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,912
You saved some lives.
448
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,542
(BARKS)
449
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,620
DOC: Einie, you're right once again.
450
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,217
It's time we headed
451
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:28,023
back to the future!
452
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,071
FEMALE VOICE: Proceed with
transmission, Dr. Brown.
453
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:43,902
Postscript to adventure.
454
00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:46,378
Marty flunked his Civil War exam.
455
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,377
Turns out the test was
on the Spanish Civil War.
456
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:52,312
That's what he gets for
wearing headphones in class.
457
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,186
Now, for my electro-magnet
demonstration.
458
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,617
FEMALE VOICE: Warning!
Youthful viewers.
459
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,453
Do not attempt this at home!
460
00:21:01,161 --> 00:21:03,062
Wait a micro-second.
461
00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:04,960
Why didn't I think of this before?
462
00:21:05,399 --> 00:21:07,891
Access video-encyclopedia, section E...
463
00:21:08,202 --> 00:21:09,397
For electro-magnet!
464
00:21:11,905 --> 00:21:12,998
FEMALE VOICE: Section E.
465
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,409
Entry, electromagnet.
466
00:21:16,243 --> 00:21:18,178
DOC: Here's a way for you
scientists of the future
467
00:21:18,245 --> 00:21:20,544
to make your own electro-magnet
468
00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:22,845
with a few simple
household Items.
469
00:21:24,218 --> 00:21:25,914
This requires a screwdriver
470
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,781
as well as some insulated wire.
471
00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:29,784
Insulation is important,
472
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:32,189
for without it, you
might receive a shock.
473
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,228
Note, the screwdriver initially
474
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,355
has no magnetic charge.
475
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:39,755
See?
476
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,765
Now, wrap the wire as
tightly as possible
477
00:21:42,836 --> 00:21:44,065
around the screwdriver,
478
00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:47,768
and connect the ends
to two batteries.
479
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:49,498
Presto!
480
00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:51,336
An electro-magnet,
481
00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,809
able to attract
various metal objects
482
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,109
such as paper clips.
483
00:21:56,550 --> 00:21:59,486
Now, take a look at this!
484
00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:03,185
My new super electro-magnet,
485
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:06,325
powered by the Mr.
Fusion from the DeLorean.
486
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,891
This should create
a virtual mega-magnet
487
00:22:09,963 --> 00:22:11,795
capable of incredible strength.
488
00:22:12,099 --> 00:22:13,590
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
489
00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:17,828
Every steel object in
the immediate vicinity
490
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:21,739
should now be attracted
to the monster magnet.
491
00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:22,798
(CLINKS)
492
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,639
Paper clips, the silverware,
why, even the camera...
493
00:22:27,114 --> 00:22:28,412
(GASPS) The camera!
494
00:22:29,049 --> 00:22:30,039
(GASPS)
495
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:31,440
Help.
496
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,648
Hopefully, I'll have
this thing repaired
497
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:36,951
by my next broadcast.
498
00:22:37,891 --> 00:22:39,120
See you in the future!
499
00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:13,150
Hey, hey, hey... Don't be a butthead!
500
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:15,218
If you want to learn
more about the Civil War,
501
00:23:15,295 --> 00:23:17,491
go to your local
library and read a book.
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