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Paradise, 12 letters.
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Garden of Eden.
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Six letters starts with
F, Spanish dictator.
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- Hello. - Franco.
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Yeah, yeah, that's what I was going to say.
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Save me the obituaries.
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It's a ritual I have.
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I like to check and save
my ex-husbands in there.
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Here you go.
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Maybe next week.
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Cheer up. Maybe that's the morgue.
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Hello.
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Speaking.
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What? How much?
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Well, you can't do that.
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Okay, okay. Well, maybe you can.
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Sir, I've been living here for 15 years.
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I'm sure that we can reach some sort
of amicable... Oh, go piss up a rope.
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The problem?
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They're tripling my rent.
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Can't do that? What about tenants rights?
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Well, you sort of give
those up when they
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find out you've been
subletting illegally.
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I'm going to have to move.
I can't believe it.
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What am I going to do?
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Okay, easy with the shears, please.
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I can't afford a place like this in
Manhattan. I'm going to have to live in
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Brooklyn or... Wrong!
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Or you can move in with me.
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What?
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Well, he's put his foot in it this time.
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Move. You know, in with me.
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You really mean that?
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Well, I don't know. Do I?
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I'll take a chance.
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I'm with you.
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Me too.
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Yes.
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Yes, I do.
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Wow.
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I mean, thanks.
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But wow.
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So I guess your
answer is... Wow.
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Well, it's just that it's a very big step.
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Not that big.
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I mean, we're already
there four nights a
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week, right? Three
more and we're just...
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We're living together.
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Right.
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Okay, okay. Look, maybe it's a
little sooner than we expected, right?
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I mean, maybe we could have waited.
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Until this world is a happier, saner,
more tolerant, free, peaceful, loving,
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charitable, and nicer place
in which to hang my hand.
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But on the other hand, maybe it's a
good time to do something wild and
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romantic and impulsive.
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No, he would save a lot of money.
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You mad fool. You're okay.
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You're okay.
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Wow, man.
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These giant CDs.
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Jeremy, those are
called albums. That's
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what we used to have
before we had CDs.
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No shit, dad. Like, duh.
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There's your son for you.
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Jeremy.
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You, uh... You sure
you're okay with this?
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I mean, you know, Kate moving in and all.
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For the tenth time, I'm fine, dad.
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Well, great.
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I mean, if you're
ready to give up
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your privacy and half
of your living space
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and have someone in your face
like 24 hours a day, then I'm all for it.
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Good. Okay, thank you.
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Besides, I can always go to Mom.
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You.
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I said okay.
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Come here, Paul.
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Wow.
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You sure have...
A lot of things.
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Made a lot of progress.
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Where do you want the TV?
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Why don't you put it over
there on top of the other TV?
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It'll give us options.
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Okay.
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Okay, we just got one more trip.
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Don't forget the stuff at my mom's.
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What?
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I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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Well, he's having trouble with jokes today.
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Yeah, well, these
aren't jokes. You know,
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jokes are like, "Knock,
knock. Who 's there?
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Grandpa, grandpa, who?"
These are something less than jokes.
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I'm dead going, man. We'll be right back.
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Oh, shit.
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[knock on door].
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Oh! Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. You must be Kate.
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You know, Jeremy's mother,
Martin's... Well, you know.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Martin told me that you might be moving in.
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I just didn't know that you already
had moved in, but here you are.
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So I guess you did.
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Actually, I just came by
to pick up Jeremy, who is...
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Oh, with Martin. They should be back soon.
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Can I get you something to drink?
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Um, sure. Maybe a... Seltzer?
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Okay. I think we can do that.
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How about some plain water?
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Always seem to have
as expired tomato juice.
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Oh, did you check the shelf over the sink?
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Oh.
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You're in luck.
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It's just that... Well, we
always kept it... Thank you.
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Very much.
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Honey, I'm home.
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Hi.
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I must have stumbled into the
wrong apartment. Who lives here?
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So, so you two have met.
That's good. Good. You've met.
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Jeremy, let's go.
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Kate, it was really nice meeting you.
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I say I'm here, and I'll
see you tomorrow for lunch.
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Great. Okay. Bye, guys.
Thanks for the hernia.
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Goodbye, Kate.
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Okay, so look, I'll go
get the rest of your stuff.
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Now, don't worry. It's just your
anvil and your lead weight collection.
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You didn't mention that you
were having lunch with Judith.
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Oh. Well, that's... That's, uh... That's
'cause we have lunch all the time.
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Oh.
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Even if I do say so, I
handle the situation brilliantly.
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Okay, I'll, uh, I'll see you later.
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I'll see you later.
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May I put the plants over here?
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Uh, yeah, sure. No problem.
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Have you actually ever
looked through this thing?
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Sometimes.
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And do you sometimes see
a woman vacuuming naked?
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She's...
Jeremy must have been playing with that.
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You know, you know. He's 13-year-olds.
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Yeah. I know.
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Oh, yeah. Oh.
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Oh, we haven't finished up packing.
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Whoa.
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Just like Christmas, eh?
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Why do students have a key?
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Uh... What do you mean?
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Well, don't you think it's a little
strange that your ex-wife has a key to
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your apartment?
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No, not really.
I mean, she used to live here.
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So?
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Well, I mean, it's
not like squeaky-from
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with a key. You
know, Judith is like...
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My best friend.
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So that makes me... You
make me think of a proverb, sing.
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Never let your tongue cut your own throat.
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You're my best-best friend.
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Yeah, she's my old best friend, and
you're my newer, better best friend.
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And your best friend, Eddie?
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Does not have a key, if that's
what you're worried about.
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I think I'm gonna go do
some more unpacking.
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Uh, okay, you want the rundown?
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Okay.
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Okay, here's who has keys, you know?
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Judith, Jeremy, you, me, Melchis,
my ex-mate, is now in Romania, so...
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I doubt if she'll be
popping in any time soon.
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Martin, Judith just walked in, like
she still lives here, or something.
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What? What do you want me to do?
You want me to get her key back? I mean...
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Yeah, that would help.
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Boys, your honeymoon's over.
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That's ridiculous.
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She's your ex-wife.
I don't understand
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why you're still even
speaking to her .
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Oh, no, no. Of course you don't.
You set your ex-husband's car on fire.
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He wasn't in it.
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I'm just saying we're coming
from just slightly different places.
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Alright, maybe slightly.
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But Judith and I are
just friends, okay?
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That's all. That
part of my life's over.
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Okay. I'm sorry.
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What do you think of this here?
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Well, actually, we always like that here.
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Oh.
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Who's we?
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You make me think of a proverb, sing.
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You know, me and Jeremy,
just people in general.
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I'm sure.
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I really need your key back.
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Why?
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Well, it's just that there's this
extra key floating around, you know?
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It's not floating around. I have it.
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Have you filled out the
employee safety quiz?
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I hope you haven't even had
a chance to look at it yet, okay?
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Well, you know, Nicole's hocking
me for this thing. You better get it in.
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Yeah, well, I'm kind of in the middle
of something right now, you know?
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Oh.
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Here, why don't you just take it
and just fill it out for me, okay? Thank
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you very much.
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Oh, okay. Hello, Judith.
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So, Martin, why do you want my key back?
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You afraid I'll steal something?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the
pressure on us is enormous.
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No. No.
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I was just talking to my insurance
guy, and he thought it would be a good
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thing for insurance purposes.
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And, um, actually, it's
more for your benefit.
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And so this has nothing
to do with Kate moving it.
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Nice try.
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Well, it does. Now that you
mention it, actually, uh... yes.
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So... Hand it
over, hand it over.
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I can take it now or, you know, whenever.
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Bad news. You failed.
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They graded it already?
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It's a self-test.
The answer's around the back.
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How can I fail a test with
the answer's on the back?
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What do you want me to do? Cheat for you?
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Anyways, now you have to take a
special class every Wednesday night for the
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next two months.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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How did you do?
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I got a 96. I'm very safety-conscious.
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I'll give you 50 bucks for the key.
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Fine. You want the key?
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Here's the key.
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Thank you.
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How do you know that I don't have a copy?
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I mean, I could get a copy
made from Jeremy's just like that.
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Maybe you should change your locks,
you know, and while you're at it, you
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might want to change
that phone number, too.
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Perhaps you'd prefer that I
stop using your last name.
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Jude. Jude. I think you're overreacting.
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I am not overreacting!
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Sorry. Sorry.
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So would you like to go get some lunch?
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Sure.
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How, uh... how about Chinese?
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I'm not really very hungry.
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Come on. Come on.
We'll just grab a sandwich or something.
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Is this what you really want?
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No. I really wanted to go get Chinese.
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No! I mean, do you really want
to just be ex-husband and ex-wife?
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Jude, that's not what
I said, okay? I mean,
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I just said that I
just wanted the key.
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It's okay. It's okay. I understand.
I mean, if you feel that you...
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you know, you need to put some
distance between us and earn it again with
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your life, then I just...
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Here. Keep the key.
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Really?
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Absolutely.
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Okay. I won't use it.
I'll just... I'll just have it.
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Fine. Fine. I'll explain it to Kate,
and I'm sure she'll understand.
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There's no law that says
she got to know about it.
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Thanks. Was it hard for you?
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Uh, no, actually.
It was easier than I thought.
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I wouldn't want to die with
a lie on my lips if I were you.
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I mean, after all, it's just...
it's only a key.
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You're really terrific.
However, it's your choice.
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Oh.
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Judith.
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Hi.
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Your visit now is most unwelcome.
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Why are you here?
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I just felt bad about what
happened in Tainton Bay.
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No, no, no, really.
There's nothing to feel bad about.
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Thanks for stopping by.
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Martin!
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Come on. Thank you.
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I'm sorry. I thought you were done.
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May I get you a seltzer?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I thought you were done.
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May I get you a seltzer?
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Okay. I hope you understood about this.
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What's not to understand, you know?
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I mean, everything's settled.
Is that really?
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No, no, no, no.
I reacted emotionally. It was silly.
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And so here, Kate.
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This is for you.
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It's a housewarming present.
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Wine.
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And it's red.
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It's my favorite color. For wine.
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Thank you, Judith.
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But more importantly, I
wanted you to have this.
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Thank you.
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I thought I already had it.
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Well, yes. Yes, you did.
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And obviously, that's the second one.
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Jesus Christ, Judith, how
many keys do you have?
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What?
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Well, if it's just these two, that's fine,
because now we have both of them.
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And, well, thank you.
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Martin, what are you doing?
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Work with me.
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Martin?
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All right, I lied.
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You what?
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I lied, okay, I lied.
I tried to get the
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key back from her.
I asked her. I did.
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Judith, tell her.
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No, no, he did. He asked me.
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But she started crying, you
know, and she was just so pathetic.
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Pathetic?
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Well, it's not
pathetic, pathetic. I'm
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just saying that, you
know, I felt for you.
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And what exactly did you feel for her?
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Uh... Pity. Nothing but pity.
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That's it. Goodbye. I'm going.
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No, don't. I'll go. I know where to go.
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Wait a second.
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Nothing's going on between us. Nothing.
I had 12 years of hurt. Do you think
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I want more?
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As if I'd be interested.
I have Richard Stone, please.
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You see?
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No, I don't see. I'm sorry, but it's
like you two never got divorced.
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You have lunch together all the time.
You talk on the phone constantly. She
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has the key to your apartment.
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Not anymore?
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You're doing everything
but sleeping together.
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Oh, my God.
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You know, it happens.
I mean, couples
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do that. It's really
very, very common .
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Yeah, that was before we met.
You know, it only happened one time.
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I need to get some air.
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Kate! Ow, ow, ow! Stop! Fuck!
I hate that there! Kate! Kate!
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Kate!
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I don't think I'm leaving these.
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Kate, please, I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
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I'm sorry!
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The turning of a key. One little key.
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One little key.
Sometimes it is pretty important.
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How could you do that?
I told you to keep the key.
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Well, I'm sorry.
I didn't know you were going to lie to her.
331
00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:39,000
Well, maybe you should have
thought about that a little earlier.
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Oh, please! I was just trying to help.
I want things to work out between the
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two of you. I really do it.
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Oh, God, I've been my tongue.
335
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:49,000
Can I ask you something?
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Have you been exposed to any type
of radioactivity in the past six months?
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What's going on with you?
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00:17:54,001 --> 00:17:56,061
I don't know. I don't
know. It's just that,
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you know, everything's
changing so fast.
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I mean, I know that we were divorced,
but, you know, I never really felt
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divorced. Did you?
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Well, when you married
Richard, it kind of
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started to sink in. You
know what I mean?
344
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But that was me. This is you.
345
00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:11,000
Look, Jude, I've been involved with
lots of women since we split up. What?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, but they were all bimbos.
347
00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:17,000
Oh? Oh, that's right.
348
00:18:17,001 --> 00:18:18,000
What's your point?
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It's just that Kate's great, and I
know she's moving in with you, and I'm
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with Richard, and
stuff keeps happening,
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and you and I are...
Jeez, I hate change.
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00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:32,000
Jude, come on. It's not big change.
You know, it's just little, little.
353
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I'm pregnant.
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That's big.
355
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The miracle of life begins. In infinite
variety, living things appear and
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change and reach the land.
357
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:47,000
Wow.
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00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:54,000
Congratulations.
I mean, Richard must be thrilled.
359
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:59,000
Well, I haven't been able to tell him yet.
360
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:01,000
Oh, my God.
361
00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:06,000
Is it... It isn't...
362
00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:08,367
No, it isn't yours.
I just haven't seen
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00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:11,000
him. He's still in a
fucking space shuttle.
364
00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:13,000
God, did you get over yourself?
365
00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:17,596
Well, sorry. I'm sorry.
You know, it's just
366
00:19:17,608 --> 00:19:22,000
the timing and... I'm
very happy for you.
367
00:19:22,001 --> 00:19:26,000
Isn't it incredible?
I mean, you know, those little baby shoes.
368
00:19:26,001 --> 00:19:28,000
Yeah.
369
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,519
It's funny, you know,
the last time I was
370
00:19:33,531 --> 00:19:36,000
pregnant, you and I
were moving in here.
371
00:19:36,001 --> 00:19:39,000
But things aren't the same around here.
372
00:19:39,001 --> 00:19:42,000
Nothing will ever be the same again.
373
00:19:42,001 --> 00:19:49,000
Martin, we had some anchovies then.
Do you think they're still around?
374
00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:53,000
I know I didn't eat them.
375
00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:54,000
Yeah.
376
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Kate, I'm an asshole. I know that.
And now you know that too.
377
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:08,000
I just hope that you can find it
in your heart to take me back.
378
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:12,000
Ooh.
379
00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:14,000
Please tell me there's not another verse.
380
00:21:14,001 --> 00:21:16,000
Listen, Kate.
I've been doing a lot of things.
381
00:21:16,001 --> 00:21:17,000
That is not the word. I'm not.
382
00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:19,000
You still have feelings for your ex-wife.
383
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:21,489
Okay. Okay. Feelings.
But I'm not in love
384
00:21:21,501 --> 00:21:24,000
with her, you know.
I'm in love with you.
385
00:21:24,001 --> 00:21:26,000
But you lied to me.
386
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:28,000
Wait a minute.
I have a whole verse on there.
387
00:21:28,001 --> 00:21:30,000
Fine. Fine. I believe you.
388
00:21:30,001 --> 00:21:32,000
But I can't live with you.
389
00:21:32,001 --> 00:21:35,000
That's your apartment with Judith.
390
00:21:35,001 --> 00:21:37,000
It always will be.
391
00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:41,000
You're right. You're right, son.
392
00:21:41,001 --> 00:21:43,000
So why don't we just move in here?
393
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:48,000
Oh, my God. Really?
394
00:21:48,001 --> 00:21:50,951
Sometimes a small
thing like that can be
395
00:21:50,963 --> 00:21:54,000
the key that opens
a lot of closed doors.
396
00:21:54,001 --> 00:21:56,000
I want to live with you.
397
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
I want to live with you too.
398
00:21:59,001 --> 00:22:13,000
You guys sure this time because
I'm not moving a support room again.
399
00:22:13,001 --> 00:22:14,000
I mean it.
400
00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:17,000
Well, actually, there was
this terrific six-floor walk-up.
401
00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:19,000
So, fuck. Have I got everybody's keys?
402
00:22:19,001 --> 00:22:20,000
Yeah.
403
00:22:20,001 --> 00:22:21,000
You ready to go?
404
00:22:21,001 --> 00:22:24,000
Yeah.
I just want to make sure I got everything.
405
00:22:24,001 --> 00:22:25,000
Okay.
406
00:22:25,001 --> 00:22:26,000
Okay.
407
00:22:26,001 --> 00:22:34,000
There will be a mahogany
dining room table here.
408
00:22:34,001 --> 00:22:37,000
And next to it will be an
18th century China cabinet.
409
00:22:37,001 --> 00:22:40,000
And over here, we'll
have the babies cribbing.
410
00:22:40,001 --> 00:22:41,000
And there will be your writing desk.
411
00:22:41,001 --> 00:22:43,000
And you'll write at your
desk and you'll go, "Judith!"
412
00:22:43,001 --> 00:22:44,000
And I'll come running
over and I'll read it.
413
00:22:44,001 --> 00:22:46,000
And it'll be so good.
It'll sell like a million copies.
414
00:22:46,001 --> 00:22:49,000
It's funny that we could afford to
live in any apartment in New York City.
415
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:52,000
But we won't want to because
we love this one so much.
416
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000
You okay?
417
00:22:54,001 --> 00:22:57,000
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
418
00:22:57,001 --> 00:23:09,000
We can't live in yesterday
what might have been.
419
00:23:09,001 --> 00:23:11,000
We have to look for a new tomorrow.
420
00:23:11,001 --> 00:23:14,000
And we mustn't let love kill us.
421
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:16,000
That isn't the reason for it.
422
00:23:16,001 --> 00:23:19,000
So, let the old love teach
us how to go on living.
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00:23:19,001 --> 00:23:22,000
And loving.
424
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,000
Okay. Let's go.
425
00:23:24,001 --> 00:23:26,000
Shit.
426
00:23:26,001 --> 00:23:27,000
What?
427
00:23:27,001 --> 00:23:29,000
Hey!
428
00:23:29,001 --> 00:23:32,000
I have a wallet in there.
429
00:23:32,001 --> 00:23:38,000
Does anybody have a... What's
the matter? Is it in the wrong case?
430
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000
Is anybody out?
431
00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:43,000
What's the matter? Is it in the wrong case?
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