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Good evening.
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Thank you for being with us again.
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Time to make the donut.
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Come on, come on.
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Why?
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It would be a problem if people
knew you were doing the bagel girl.
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How's the deposit, doesn't it?
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It is.
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What are you doing here?
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This is apartment two, isn't it?
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Very funny, Mother.
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That's a pretty tough
situation with those gal.
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I have a very
successful business, a
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terrific daughter, whom
I believe you've met.
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And who may have said
you've done a terrific job raising?
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Close ass.
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In our story tonight, you will
see a very unusual barter take place.
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I was thinking about
asking out your mom.
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My mom?
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In this next scene, he
plays a new and difficult role.
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I'm probably way out of line here,
but can I buy you dinner sometime?
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I hope he makes it.
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Well, let's get on with the show, huh?
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Could I use your front door?
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I would climb back over the wall,
but I left my ladder on the other side.
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I'm sure you wouldn't
rather shimmy up the drain pipe.
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No, thank you.
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The door will be just fine.
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You may not be
aware of this, but right
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after you declined
my dinner invitation,
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Hurricane Zelda moved in.
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So I was wondering
if I could bother you
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for an old newspaper,
perhaps a trash bag?
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Sure.
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Could you drip over by the plants?
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The ficus could really use it.
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Okay, Miss Weisenheimer.
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No problem.
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So what size are you?
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Tall kitchen or lawn and garden?
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Whatever.
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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Sharp.
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Yes, well, I'm easy to buy for.
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Good night.
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Sure you don't want to take this?
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No, no, no.
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See, then I'd have
to return it and believe
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me, I don't want to
have any reason ever
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to have to bother you again.
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You could bring it back Saturday night.
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Is that around seven?
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Why?
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I don't know.
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There's something about
a man in polyethylene.
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She loves me.
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She loves me.
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She loves me.
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Okay.
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We don't have to wait until Saturday.
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We can sleep.
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Okay, great.
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I'll see you Saturday.
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That's a bad day.
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One night I was having
dinner with this guy.
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I'm eating this really
delicious carrot soup.
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Something lands in my spoon.
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I look up.
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He's clipping his fingernails.
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Oh, okay, okay, stop.
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That's it.
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Do I win?
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You win, you win.
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You know, I'm actually
having a good time tonight.
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Hard to believe, isn't it?
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Well, I admit when I opened the
door and I saw you standing there with a
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bowling shirt.
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You were skeptical, right?
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I sensed that.
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Well, what moved me the most
was the personal nature of the gift.
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Well, anyway, Guido, I should get going.
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Yeah, it is a school night.
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Well.
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All right, here's your chance.
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Do you really want to go?
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Unless you want to do something.
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Like what?
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I don't know.
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Take your time, Steve, take your time.
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Take your time.
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Uh, you want to dance?
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Dance?
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You know, just a
quick one around the patio.
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Sure, why not?
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If you'd like, I can hum a little.
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No, that's fine.
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All right.
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I think we should just
stick with the simple stuff.
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I'm telling you, she was great.
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Okay, you mean like
great or like really great?
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Would you stop with the eyebrows?
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Come on, we didn't have sex.
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So what was the great part?
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Bowling in '97?
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Look, I really like her, okay?
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And I don't want this to be one of
those situations where you rush into bed
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and then realize that the
whole thing is a big, big mistake.
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Oh, you mean like what
happened with you and her daughter?
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Yeah, yeah.
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There's an example.
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So did you guys have sex?
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I don't think that's something
I care to discuss with you.
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You didn't have sex, did you?
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Did you guys have homework to do?
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Wow.
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Martin and I did it like
10 minutes after we met.
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I'm so glad you decided to share that.
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Well, we know he's not gay.
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It's not a medical thing.
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Maybe it's you, Mom.
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You know, Julie, this may
be foreign to you, but for us,
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it's important to go slowly
and build a good foundation.
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All right.
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But when you finally do it, believe
me, Mom, you won't be disappointed.
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All right, that's it.
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Sharing time is over.
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Okay, here we go.
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I learned this from my
accountant, from my moon dog.
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Very nice.
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I warn you, this next move is
illegal in certain parts of Mexico.
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Arrest me.
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I'll call the police right away.
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Sorry.
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That's okay.
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I'll take care of it later.
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I'm worried about you, buddy.
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Oh, really?
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Well, don't be, okay?
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Well, I am.
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I hate to say it,
but I think you and
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Kate are going to
end up being friends .
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What are you talking about?
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That's ridiculous.
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Has it ever occurred
to you that friendship
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at best is a rather
docile asset ?
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Don't listen to me.
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It's ridiculous.
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Do what you want.
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Be pals.
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No, no, no.
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That is such bullshit.
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Well, you can never have enough friends.
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You want to?
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Yes.
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Well, folks, the big
day has finally arrived.
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The sky is blue.
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The field is in perfect condition.
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And from here, it looks as though
every seat in the stands is occupied.
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Martin, can you help me
with the back of my dress?
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Oh, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Don't turn that dial,
ladies and gentlemen.
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It looks like we're in for some fireworks.
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What a kick off.
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Enormous hang time.
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Takes the kick at the 20.
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Hurry up, hurry up.
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All right.
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Yes.
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He slammed.
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We're teetering on
the edge of total disaster.
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Mine seems a million miles away.
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It's all over.
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Cheer up now.
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A football game isn't the most
important thing in the world.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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That was incredible.
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Are you kidding?
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Wasn't it?
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That was really, really awful.
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Really intense.
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Definitely worth waiting for.
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You bet.
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You just have to do it
over and over and over again.
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Man, you suck today.
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I mean, you were unbelievably bad.
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Thank you.
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I'm just saying every
move you made was so lame.
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Were you just sleep with her
already because you're ruining my game?
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I did sleep with her.
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You asshole.
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How could you not tell me?
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So?
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How was it?
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Terrible.
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Terrible.
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Aw, horrible.
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It was fine.
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Oh, come on, man.
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You're holding out on me.
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How fine was it?
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I am not holding out on you.
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It was good.
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Very sturdy and reliable and workmanlike.
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Oh, stop it.
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Stop it.
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You're getting me hot.
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All right, all right.
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It's just something that's not clicking.
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I wouldn't worry about it.
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It's only the first time.
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Six times.
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Everything else with
Kate is perfect, you know.
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It's just in bed.
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It's like you want it to be
so great, but it's not so great?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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It's like you're going through the
motions and you start thinking about
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other things like your
income tax and your ratings.
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No, no.
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No, it's not like that for me.
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What's going on with you?
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Oh, nothing.
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It's just that I can relate.
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You?
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The King?
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Oh, God.
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Come on.
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Martin, man, the King is dead.
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You got to be kidding.
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What happened?
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The King got married.
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Man, let me tell you, when you
get married -- Things change.
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No.
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Things never change.
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Ever.
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Yeah, I know how that feels.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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What's going on here, then?
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Is it us?
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Huh?
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Are we the problem?
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Hey, man, let's not panic.
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I mean, this happens to everybody.
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We're just two guys having really bad sex.
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Not with each other.
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I'm married.
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I don't know.
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I'm sleeping with you.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Me, too.
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I mean, actually, sleeping
with you, you know,
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getting into bed and turning out the light.
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Not necessarily even having sex.
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Just being in bed
together at night with you.
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I know what you mean.
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What do you mean?
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Well, you know, we're
comfortable with each other.
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We both know our
relationship isn't just about sex.
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You know, it's about closeness
and just being together.
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Right.
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There's something bothering you.
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Well, she's going to
like what I got to tell her.
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I know.
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It's the sex.
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And don't get me wrong.
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I love sex, especially with you.
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I mean, only with you.
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But it's not exactly there yet.
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Wow.
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Okay.
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I didn't mean to upset you.
278
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I am so glad you said that.
279
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You are?
280
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Yeah.
281
00:17:09,001 --> 00:17:12,000
It's been really disappointing for me, too.
282
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Disappointing?
283
00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:17,000
What are you saying, Kate?
284
00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:19,000
I mean, what are you trying to tell me?
285
00:17:19,001 --> 00:17:21,000
Well, you know, just
what you were saying.
286
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:22,000
No, no, no, no.
287
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I didn't use the word disappointing.
288
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Now, that's your word.
289
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:28,000
Well, it's that everything
else in our relationship is so great.
290
00:17:28,001 --> 00:17:32,000
So what you're saying is the
sex is just incredibly unsatisfying.
291
00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:33,000
It's not that bad.
292
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Not that bad?
293
00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:37,000
How bad is not that bad?
294
00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:38,000
It's not bad.
295
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It just could be better.
296
00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:48,000
Such a humiliation.
297
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:51,000
A man who loves a woman
wants to ask only one question.
298
00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:56,000
Have you ever
even had an -- Say it!
299
00:17:56,001 --> 00:17:58,000
We're guessing.
300
00:17:58,001 --> 00:18:02,000
A little one.
301
00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:04,000
I don't think I can
talk about this anymore.
302
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:06,000
Well, you were the one
who brought the subject up.
303
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,000
All right.
304
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:08,000
All right.
305
00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:12,000
It's just a situation, right?
306
00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:16,000
And we'll both have to just deal with it.
307
00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:17,000
Yeah.
308
00:18:17,001 --> 00:18:21,000
Yeah, it's just something
we'll have to work at.
309
00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:24,000
I mean, if you want to.
310
00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:25,000
You know, of course.
311
00:18:25,001 --> 00:18:27,000
Of course I do.
312
00:18:27,001 --> 00:18:28,000
Come on.
313
00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:30,000
We've got work to do.
314
00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:37,000
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, Martin.
315
00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:40,000
Can you move a little to the left?
316
00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:41,000
More.
317
00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:42,000
No, not a hard left.
318
00:18:42,001 --> 00:18:44,000
A semi-left.
319
00:18:44,001 --> 00:18:46,000
Great.
320
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:49,000
What's lower?
321
00:18:49,001 --> 00:18:56,000
Could you do the hand thing?
322
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:57,000
Oh, oh, oh, shit.
323
00:18:57,001 --> 00:18:59,000
I lost it.
324
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:02,000
Maybe if I were on top.
325
00:19:02,001 --> 00:19:03,000
Oh, Martin.
326
00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:04,000
Oh, Kate.
327
00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:05,000
Oh, Martin.
328
00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:06,000
Oh, Martin.
329
00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:07,000
Kate, Kate.
330
00:19:07,001 --> 00:19:08,000
What?
331
00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:09,000
What's wrong?
332
00:19:09,001 --> 00:19:12,000
It's my nuts, nuts, nuts.
333
00:19:12,001 --> 00:19:14,000
It's the bouncy.
334
00:19:14,001 --> 00:19:17,000
You think you could
just take it down a notch?
335
00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:19,000
Maybe, you know, half a notch.
336
00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:23,000
Sorry.
337
00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:24,000
Let's try it again.
338
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:25,000
I'll make it this time.
339
00:19:25,001 --> 00:19:26,000
This time we both will.
340
00:19:26,001 --> 00:19:33,000
Well, this intercourse position
is a little bit difficult to balance and
341
00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:35,000
somewhat tough on Ted's knees.
342
00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:38,000
Just the fun of doing it makes it arousing.
343
00:19:38,001 --> 00:19:39,000
Oh, yeah.
344
00:19:39,001 --> 00:19:41,000
How are your knees, Dad?
345
00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:42,000
Oh, that's good.
346
00:19:42,001 --> 00:19:44,000
Oh, that's good.
347
00:19:44,001 --> 00:19:47,000
Oh, oh, yeah.
348
00:19:47,001 --> 00:19:48,000
I got it.
349
00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:51,000
I think I got it.
350
00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:52,000
He just watched the matinee.
351
00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:53,000
We'll be sensational.
352
00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:54,000
I hope so.
353
00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:56,000
God, you're so hot.
354
00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:58,000
Oh, baby, I want you inside me.
355
00:19:58,001 --> 00:19:59,000
I want to taste you.
356
00:19:59,001 --> 00:20:01,000
I want your cock fill me up.
357
00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:03,000
I want to grab my ass, your ass.
358
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:08,000
I want to grab your ass and Bury my
head in your love box and lick you till
359
00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:09,000
you come, buckets.
360
00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:12,000
I'm sorry.
361
00:20:12,001 --> 00:20:13,000
I'm sorry.
362
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:14,000
Do it again.
363
00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:15,000
Do it again.
364
00:20:15,001 --> 00:20:16,000
We must keep trying in it.
365
00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:19,000
We've got to try.
366
00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:23,000
You're mine now, silly boy.
367
00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:27,000
I don't think this is going to work for me.
368
00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:29,000
I'm holding you back.
369
00:20:29,001 --> 00:20:31,000
You're a great performer, but not with me.
370
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:33,000
Don't say that.
371
00:20:33,001 --> 00:20:34,000
I've got to say it.
372
00:20:34,001 --> 00:20:36,000
With another partner as
good as you -- No, Emmett, no.
373
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:40,000
Maybe just without the whip.
374
00:20:40,001 --> 00:20:46,000
Kate?
375
00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:49,000
Kate?
376
00:20:49,001 --> 00:20:50,000
The cab?
377
00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:54,000
Jeanette and I were on our way
downtown, and it just happened.
378
00:20:54,001 --> 00:20:56,000
In a cab?
379
00:20:56,001 --> 00:21:01,000
By the time we hit Times
Square, we were rocking.
380
00:21:01,001 --> 00:21:03,000
I mean, you know, what did it?
381
00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:05,000
Like, why?
382
00:21:05,001 --> 00:21:06,000
Who gives a shit?
383
00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:08,000
The king is back.
384
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:13,000
So, buddy, how are things with you?
385
00:21:13,001 --> 00:21:16,000
A taxi?
386
00:21:16,001 --> 00:21:17,000
In a cab?
387
00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:19,000
I'm in the middle of New York City.
388
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:22,000
Why don't we just run
a cable access channel?
389
00:21:22,001 --> 00:21:23,000
You're not a public person.
390
00:21:23,001 --> 00:21:24,000
I'm starting to get that, okay?
391
00:21:24,001 --> 00:21:26,000
I know, Martin, I'm beginning to
get a really bad feeling about this.
392
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:28,000
I mean, you know what they say.
393
00:21:28,001 --> 00:21:33,000
They say, "Who are they that
always say, but they always say..."
394
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,000
No, no, not really.
395
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:38,000
Well, just, you know, that sexual
problems are sometimes a sign that
396
00:21:38,001 --> 00:21:40,000
something else is
wrong with a relationship.
397
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:41,000
What are you talking about?
398
00:21:41,001 --> 00:21:43,000
What? What could be wrong?
399
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:46,000
I don't know, but something is.
400
00:21:46,001 --> 00:21:48,000
What? What? What could be wrong?
401
00:21:48,001 --> 00:21:51,000
We talk too much, we laugh too much,
we feel too good and we're together.
402
00:21:51,001 --> 00:21:53,000
I mean, what could be wrong?
403
00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:56,000
Maybe we're just supposed to be friends.
404
00:21:56,001 --> 00:21:57,000
Friends?
405
00:21:57,001 --> 00:22:00,000
Well, maybe what we have
is a really great friendship.
406
00:22:00,001 --> 00:22:02,000
Or a very frustrating one.
407
00:22:02,001 --> 00:22:05,000
No. No, no, no, no. I don't think so.
408
00:22:05,001 --> 00:22:06,000
I don't mind that.
409
00:22:06,001 --> 00:22:08,000
And what are we?
410
00:22:08,001 --> 00:22:12,000
Look, we're two people, you know?
411
00:22:12,001 --> 00:22:19,000
And we just... I don't know.
412
00:22:19,001 --> 00:22:22,000
Yeah.
413
00:22:22,001 --> 00:22:30,000
Well... I think I
should be going.
414
00:22:30,001 --> 00:22:34,000
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You don't have to go home.
415
00:22:34,001 --> 00:22:38,000
I mean, we're pals, right?
416
00:22:38,001 --> 00:22:43,000
You know, we could... I don't
know, we could have a beer.
417
00:22:43,001 --> 00:22:45,000
And watch the game.
418
00:22:45,001 --> 00:22:48,000
Maybe some other time.
419
00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:58,000
I guess I should say goodbye.
420
00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:03,000
Goodbye.
421
00:23:03,001 --> 00:23:05,000
Goodbye.
422
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Goodbye.
423
00:23:08,001 --> 00:23:10,000
Goodbye.
424
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:41,000
In the beginning, God created
the heaven and the earth.
425
00:23:41,001 --> 00:23:45,000
I like being friends.
426
00:23:45,001 --> 00:23:48,000
I'm really glad we straightened that out.
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