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Politics, politics.
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I'll tell you.
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I mean, we need to find a good president
with good health care plans.
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Between the colonoscopies and the
colostomies, it's just, you know, it's
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get by. We need all the help we can get
these days.
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Yeah.
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You know, fiber's important.
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Fiber's very important, but I'm going to
tell you.
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I'm running through Depends like, you
know, just as fast as I'm running
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the preparation age.
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Yeah, that detail in my limo is kind of
missing. White leather seats.
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I should have spent the money on the
good Depends. You just don't know when
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coming. That's why you've got to watch
the fiber intake.
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Yeah, you have too much fiber. But the
stuff tastes pretty good. The chocolate
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fiber is amazing.
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It tastes like chocolate.
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I just got to...
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I just got to watch my colostomy bag.
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It even fills up a lot faster.
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But thank God for that reverse surgery
that we had.
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I just had a reverse mortgage.
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It's like reverse surgery.
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Bad out. Here's my IRA.
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I'll tell you, that health care plan we
got right now, I'm looking forward to
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it. Because I need all the help I can
get down there.
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Oh, good Lord.
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These kids are growing up so fast.
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Yeah, I don't know what it's like.
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I have to actually go see a doctor.
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Wait, I guess you still have to, don't
you?
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Oscar.
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Try not to.
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I got to get that one over there in the
dentist.
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She is a spitting image of my daughter
when she was her age.
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Did you hear Caden cheating on Joshua?
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What? Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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I know. Was it at a party last weekend?
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Which one?
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There was like a party at Joshua's. Oh,
that probably wasn't. At his own party.
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I totally see that. How did I wind up
with two of them? They look identical to
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each other.
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It's that gene pool we talked about.
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I love that gene pool.
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It's strong stuff, that DNA.
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We've got that election coming up now.
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I'm going to vote for the party that's
on my side and not for the party that's
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for the other side.
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Yeah, I'll take my political plan.
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I'm not even sure what my side is.
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I think I was born a Democrat, but I'm a
dire Republican.
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You can't believe a damn thing any of
them says anymore, Evan. It's all fake.
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Fake news. Fake boobs.
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Fake lips.
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Everything's fake.
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She's so terrible.
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She's kind of a hoe, honestly. No, she
really is.
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Whatever.
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At least now he's single.
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I heard he's still in the party this
weekend. Really? We should go. We
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We should.
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That would be so much fun.
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I know.
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Hey, how many followers have you gotten
since that post?
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I got a couple. I know about three or
four, and they're really hot guys.
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Really? Yes.
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Well, I'll tell you what, it's getting a
little warm out here, haven't it?
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The sun's starting to take it out of me.
You want to get that sun in.
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too much sun on you.
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You know what we should do? What?
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Post a nude.
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Oh my god.
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I'm serious.
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We should. We should.
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Honestly. We'll get a bunch more
followers.
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We'll get like the most likes we've ever
gotten.
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Yeah probably. That's what they get all
the like. Yeah I know. I swear that's
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all they do.
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Yeah I'm kind of hungry though.
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Yeah. I'm a little hungry too. Yeah.
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We should definitely eat after this.
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Yeah, especially because, like, I know
that if you eat before you go to sleep,
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you get cramps. Really? Yeah. Yeah. And
you get bloated, too. I didn't want to
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be bloated. I didn't even think about
that.
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God.
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Oh, my God.
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That sun just drain you. It makes you
tired, don't it?
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A little bit.
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I think I'll take a little siesta right
now.
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No, not me.
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I don't need naps.
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Grandpa! Grandpa!
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Wake up!
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They're so old. Why can't they sleep
anywhere?
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Imagine if our friends were here.
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Oh my god, are you kidding me?
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Oh my god.
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You know what we should do? What?
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We should go mess with them.
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I'm so down. Watch it.
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I know. Don't wake them.
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Huh? Huh?
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Huh? I got a little man.
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I mean, geezer.
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Yeah,
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they got me too.
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What in darnation are these kids?
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I don't know why they don't have any
clothes on.
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Are you sure the same like mine I mean
obviously was
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My plan is to get this stuff off of us
We're going to go over to the jacuzzi
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we show these girls what a real sense of
humor is.
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I like the way you think, old man.
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I think so.
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Well, well, well.
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Grandpa! Oh, my God!
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What are you doing? Turn around.
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Oh, now, girlies, that's okay. Why don't
you come join us over here in the hot
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tub? Oh, my God.
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Well, I mean, they're just a couple of
old senior citizens, right? They're
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harmless. I guess you're right.
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Join us in the hot tub.
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Come on.
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Come on, sweetie. It's okay.
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I'm going to tell you a story. Come
here. Come over here, Grandpa.
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I'm going to tell you a story.
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Step over here.
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Step over here. Let's sit down and have
a talk.
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We come from a time when this is no big
deal. People walked around naked all the
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time. The 60s. The 60s, it was free
love, flower power.
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Yeah.
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Wow, crazy sex orgies. What?
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Yeah, right?
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Did we not? Yeah, absolutely true.
That's where we met your grandmother at.
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You're lying right now. I know you
didn't.
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Swingers Club.
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Swingers Club, 1969. Are you serious?
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Grandma? Yep.
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1969 was the year. We both met your
grandmothers the same year. Oh, my God.
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That's so crazy. As a matter of fact, we
took... Should we tell them?
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Tell us.
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All right. Well, we took your mom.
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for their 18th birthday to that same
club. Oh, my God. Are you serious?
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We did.
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We did.
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It's still open. It's still open after
all these years.
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Things were much bigger and better back
then.
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I'm sure. Yep,
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things were much bigger, much better in
those days.
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We're going to teach you two
whippersnappers a thing or two, all
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I get his granddaughter, and he gets
mine.
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Okay. Deal?
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I think we have a deal.
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Grab this cock and let's see what you
got, young lady.
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Right there.
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Right there.
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Oh, yeah.
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I don't know what you're doing right
there.
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I'm trying to stop getting stroked at
the same time.
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Don't you each other and give her a
kiss.
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Give her a nice kiss, best friends.
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Yes, best friends.
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So
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good?
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Lick it up and down.
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Lick it all up and down. Lick it like a
lollipop.
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There you go.
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There you go.
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Stroke the whole cock.
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There you go. Nice and wet.
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There you go. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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So nice.
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It feels so nice.
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Yeah. Put it back in your mouth.
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Put it back in your mouth. There you go.
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That'll be all.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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That's right.
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There you go. Why don't you give her a
nice kiss?
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Give her a big fat kiss while you stroke
my cock.
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Stroke his dick while you guys are
kissing.
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Stroke both those cocks while you kiss.
There you go. Nice wet kisses.
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There you go.
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There you go. Stroke those cocks and
kiss.
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Stoke the cocks and kiss. There you go.
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Oh,
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fuck yes.
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That's right. Spit all over that dick.
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Spit all over that dick. There you go.
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There you go.
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That's right.
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Here, lick my nuts.
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Lick my nuts. Get down there. Lick those
nuts. There you go. Stroke that cock
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and lick the nuts.
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Oh, so good.
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You feel so good.
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You feel so good.
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You look so pretty.
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You look so pretty with those nuts in
your mouth. Oh, my God.
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Yes.
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Oh, fuck yeah. Suck them hard.
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Suck them hard at a girl. Fuck yeah.
Just like that.
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Yes.
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I'm so confused.
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that juicy
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Be my dirty girl. Be my dirty girl. Oh,
fuck. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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Best French kiss.
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Best French kiss.
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Tongue kiss.
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That's right. Tongue kiss. Swirl those
fucking tongues around.
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Swirl those tongues around just like we
did in the 60s.
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Just like in the 60s.
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just like that. I want you guys kissing.
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I'm sorry.
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So fucking pretty.
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Pretty young little lady.
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Such a pretty young girl.
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If I didn't know any better, I'd swear
that was your mother.
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