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[instrumental music]
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How long has it been?
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Ah. New record.
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No blinking in four minutes
and seventeen seconds.
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[laughs]
You can blink now, Oswald.
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No, I can't.
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Yes, you can.
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Aah! That's it! Mousse fight!
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Alright, freeze!
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Alright, you two.
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Go on back and
play in the hair pile.
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Hey, let's make another cat.
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Yeah!
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Hey, Drew.
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Wow. You really let it
get shaggy this time.
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This could take me
a whole five minutes.
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Five? It usually
takes you 20.
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Yeah, well, that's
because I usually just
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buzz the air with my clippers
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so you won't think
you're getting ripped off.
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You charge me 20
bucks for a crew cut.
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I think we passed ripoff
about 15 bucks ago.
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Yeah.
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So how was your weekend?
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Oh, same ol'.
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Partied. Got blitzed.
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And I think I may
have gotten married,
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because I didn't have
this ring on Friday.
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Wow. Super bowl XXIII.
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How was your weekend?
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Oh, you know,
pretty much that and...
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Then I did some baking.
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Yeah.
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What about that secret
girlfriend at work, Lisa?
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Oh. She's mad at me
because we can't do our dating
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out in the open.
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Apparently, going out to her
means being seen in public.
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You are so weird.
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How do you know I'm weird?
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All you know about me
is that I have this haircut,
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unless you think that's weird.
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My ex was in the Marine Corps.
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I love buzz cuts.
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Oh, yeah? Why's that?
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Friction.
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Oh, uh, What do you mean?
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You know.
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Well, you might as well
give me a shave now, too,
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'cause I'm not, I'm
not going to get up
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for another couple of minutes.
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[theme song]
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♪ Moon over Parma, bring
my love to me tonight ♪
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♪ Guide her to Cleveland
underneath your silvery light ♪
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♪ We're goin' bowlin' ♪
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♪ So don't lose her in Solon ♪
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♪ Moon over Parma tonight ♪
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[instrumental music]
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Kate, where's Drew?
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He told me his operative
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would meet me in his cubicle?
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I'm supposed to tell
you to wait by his desk
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and act like
everything's normal.
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That's all I can tell you now,
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otherwise, I'll
have to kill you.
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[chuckles]
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[telephone ringing]
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[ringing]
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Pick it up!
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[Ringing]
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What's going on, Drew?
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Bob.
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Okay, what's going on, Bob?
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Look, I-I'm making
this secret phone call
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to tell you that I'm
ready to tell the world
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about our relationship.
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Really? We can start dating now?
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Well, you know,
not now. But soon.
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Oh, wait, Bob, I think
I recognize this place.
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It's square one.
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No, this time is different.
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I'm ready to prove how
committed I am to you.
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Open the top right-hand drawer.
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"How to Hypnotize Women"?
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No. Behind that.
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By the way, uh,
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[snap]
platypus!
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Yes, master.
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Not even close, but
I did stop smoking.
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[snap]
Platypus.
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Even less close. You
think I'd weigh this much
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if I could be hypnotized?
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So, uh, what's in here?
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It's a signed promise
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that until we can get together
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I won't see anyone else.
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This is really sweet,
but all I'm asking for
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is a simple date to the movies.
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No codes, no disguises,
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nobody pretending
to be our dates.
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Get down! They'll see us!
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I just want you to
be a little patient.
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Our interoffice dating
will be totally cool
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as soon as you're made
head of your department.
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Then you'll be management
and we can go out.
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Until then, uh,
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look in the second
drawer from the left.
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What are these?
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Oh, they're, uh,
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Valentines until the year 2060.
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Actually, around 2040,
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they turn into "Get
Well" cards, but...
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Drew...
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And I can't call you
Bob when I say this.
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I got asked out on a date,
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and I'm going to go.
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I think that you should
consider doing the same.
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Look, Lisa, isn't there some
way we can work this out?
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Can't you just give me--
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Lisa.
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Ooh!
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This is beautiful.
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A good hair day,
and I caught the pig
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in his playpen.
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And then the faith healer
went like this, huhyah!
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She was healed!
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[laughing]
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And then I just flipped around
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and watched some monster trucks
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and went to bed.
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And as far as your
requisition goes,
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just give me a little
more time, that's all.
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Thanks, uh, for trying, Drew,
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but, um, I don't
think it's gonna work.
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[snap]
Platypus.
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[snap] Jackass.
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[instrumental music]
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You got to stop sending
Lisa things, Drew.
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The pizza and chocolates
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are gonna keep
coming back. It's over.
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How can it be over when
it never even got started?
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Okay,
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we're gonna have
to explain to you
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in black and white
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exactly what you're
doing wrong here.
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How much money have you spent
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on Lisa in the past week?
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I don't know. About
100 bucks, but,
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doesn't really count,
'cause I got to eat most of it.
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I think can demonstrate
this more clearly.
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Drew, give me a dollar.
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Come on. Come on, come on.
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Okay, now give me $5.00.
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Okay, now give me $10.
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All I got left is a 20.
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That's fine.
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Okay. See you at Hooters.
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So what are you saying,
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that I should start
dating other people?
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I don't want to
date anyone else.
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I want to go out with Lisa.
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You want someone
who's unavailable,
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and now you're making
yourself unavailable
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while you're waiting for her.
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I am not.
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Okay, then let me fix you
up. I know hundreds of women.
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All available, all
gorgeous, all lonely.
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Honey?
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Just a minute.
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You know, a good friend
of mine gave me this.
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I haven't actually
looked inside it,
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'cause I'm in love
with my gal Kate.
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Um, so why do you
carry it with you?
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Yeah. Why is that?
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- Huh.
- Huh.
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Every one of these
women is my blood type.
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You know, in case
I get in an accident.
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- Oh..
- Oh...smart. Yeah.
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You're about to
get in an accident.
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[laughing]
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Gimme, gimme!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Look, I'm not saying I don't
want to date anybody else.
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I just don't want to pick
out some stranger's name
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from a book, that's all.
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Hey! What does it mean
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when someone has four bananas?
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It means I better have ten.
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[chuckles]
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I do.
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Aw.
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That's cute.
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[laughing]
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So why don't you just ask out
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someone you know
but don't work with?
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Hey, how about your
hairdresser, Sioux?
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Oh, she parties
pretty hard, you know.
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She kinda runs
with a fast crowd.
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Mmm. Maybe she
runs with a normal crowd
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and you just run real slow.
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[instrumental music]
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Are you here to see Sioux?
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Yes, I'm her 12:30.
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Oh, man, that only
leaves me a half hour to...
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complete my inspection.
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When was the last time
you were here, pally?
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About a month ago.
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Uh-oh.
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That's when we first
discovered the eggs.
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They're probably
still in the larval stage.
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Whoa! Whoa! We got a
jumper! Watch out! Whoa!
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[stomping]
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Ah. Yeah, one of
their scouts. You know,
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for every one we catch,
1,000 waiting to hatch.
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Careful. They head south.
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Hey, Drew.
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What happened to my 12:30?
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I don't know. Something
was buggin' him.
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He, uh...
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he left you a tip, though.
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Alright. Half hour off.
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So, why you back so soon?
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Oh, well, I had a big
meeting comin' up,
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so I thought I'd come
back and get a trim,
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especially around
the right ear here.
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Alright, Drew!
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It's so cool that you
took this first step.
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Good for you.
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Well, you know,
it's just an earring.
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No, I mean that you
decided to openly admit
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that you're gay. Right ear.
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Actually, I'm not.
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It's just my mother's clip-on.
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I didn't know you
lived with your mother.
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I don't. Look, uh,
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I came in here and
I wanted you to think
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I was real hip and everything.
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Lewis said to wear
it on the right ear.
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Thank God I didn't
wear the chaps, huh?
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[chuckling]
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Now it's really humiliating.
Now that I talked about it,
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it's gonna make it even
harder for me to ask you out.
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You're asking me out?
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Yeah.
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Well, that is so sweet.
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Well, you know, I
am kind of into virgins.
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Hey, I got a clip-on.
I'm a m-m-m-maniac here.
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Virgin.
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Wait. Are you still
a virgin if you, uh...
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[indistinct whispering]
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Go on.
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That's it.
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You're a virgin.
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Yeah, but by your definition,
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my parents are virgins.
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Look, if you're seeing
someone or something,
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it's okay.
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Oh, thank you for permission.
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Drew, doll.
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I date who I want,
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when I want,
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and where I want.
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You're afraid of me, aren't you?
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Alright, I'll go.
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So where are we going?
264
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,143
And don't, Bore me.
265
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,187
Oh, y-you want wild, huh?
266
00:10:04,227 --> 00:10:05,466
Mmm.
267
00:10:05,491 --> 00:10:06,456
I'll give you wild.
268
00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:07,774
You don't know
how wild I can be.
269
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:08,817
[watch beeps]
270
00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:09,818
Hold on just a second.
271
00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:12,487
I gotta take my vitamins.
272
00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:15,698
Here, watch this. No water.
273
00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,203
- Drew...
- Yeah?
274
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,246
They're chewable.
275
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:22,831
Yeah. But they're sour.
276
00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,360
[instrumental music]
277
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:27,919
Yee-haw!
278
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,129
Giddyap!
279
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:35,885
So, Secretariat, you
two have a good time?
280
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,929
Actually, it was a little quiet.
281
00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,140
Quiet? I saw a
guy lose a finger.
282
00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:42,433
We went to a biker strip bar.
283
00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,435
It was open Mike night.
284
00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:46,563
Poor Mike.
285
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,159
Why'd you take her to a
strip bar on your first date?
286
00:10:49,184 --> 00:10:51,651
Oh, no. I took him.
287
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:55,321
I wanted him to meet mom.
288
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,322
So!
289
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,949
When does this place open?
290
00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,326
Hey, a polka band
will be here in an hour.
291
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,954
They're gonna rock
your world, baby.
292
00:11:03,574 --> 00:11:05,198
[Oswald]
Now that you're going
out with Drew,
293
00:11:05,223 --> 00:11:06,708
can you give me some
free hairstyling advice?
294
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,611
Do you think I should
go for the Friends look
295
00:11:08,644 --> 00:11:10,170
or the George Clooney?
296
00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:13,715
I think you should shave
your butt and walk backwards.
297
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,466
Now, which Friend is that?
298
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,762
Wow. Uh-oh.
299
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:20,805
What?
300
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:21,931
It's Lisa, and she's with
301
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,850
about the most
handsome guy in the world.
302
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,317
So? I'm not bothered.
303
00:11:25,341 --> 00:11:27,228
Hi, Lisa.
Oh, my God!
304
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:29,731
Hey, Drew.
305
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:30,899
Hey, guys.
306
00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:31,900
Hi.
307
00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,360
I'm Sioux, with an "X,"
308
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:38,031
and you are very beautiful.
309
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,449
And I see you belong
310
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,284
to the "Toy of the
Month" club, too, huh?
311
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:44,037
There's no "X" in Sioux.
312
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,498
I see the batteries
are already in.
313
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,046
Listen, I'm going
to hit the head.
314
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,714
Just getting all
the little soldiers
315
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,966
at attention. I'll see ya.
316
00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,177
Yah!
317
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,386
Wow.
318
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:03,765
I hope you're still taking
your vitamins, Drew.
319
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,725
Oh, Drew, this is Dean.
320
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:08,728
Hi, uh.. Lisa and I
are just old friends.
321
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,897
I know. We just went to
your favorite restaurant.
322
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,107
And, uh, your favorite Baskin-Robbins
323
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,651
and your favorite donut shop.
324
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,569
[chuckling]
Say, do you have
325
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:17,779
a favorite heart doctor?
326
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,281
'Cause I think there's
a truck on my chest.
327
00:12:20,305 --> 00:12:21,905
[laughing]
328
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,496
You took him to all
my favorite places?
329
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:30,083
Well, I never got
to go there with you.
330
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,946
See you later, Drew.
331
00:12:32,066 --> 00:12:33,253
Want to go upstairs?
332
00:12:34,432 --> 00:12:36,923
[sighs]
Weird, isn't it?
333
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,424
You're on a date, you
run into your old girlfriend
334
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,385
with her new boyfriend,
335
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,512
and all I can think of is
just settin' the place on fire.
336
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,891
Drew! Drew.
337
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,893
You've gotten into
my vitamins, angel?
338
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,436
Listen...
339
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,771
two guys started giving me crap,
340
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,398
and we kinda got in a
fight. In about two seconds,
341
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:54,607
they're going to come
charging down here
342
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:55,733
looking for me.
343
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:56,943
Don't worry. No
one's going to hurt you.
344
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,111
We'll be in the car
before they get down here.
345
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,238
- Come on, let's go.
- Drew...
346
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,115
These guys insulted me.
347
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,825
Now are you going
to tell them off,
348
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,576
or are you gonna
run away scared?
349
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:09,038
Scared? I'll show
you who's scared.
350
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,081
I'll not only tell them off,
351
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,624
I'll make them apologize.
352
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,961
Great. Drew, these are the guys.
353
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,714
Are you the guy who has
something to say to us?
354
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:22,135
Nope, not me.
355
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:25,430
You must mean my friend Louis.
356
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,557
Now, he wants you to
apologize to the lady.
357
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,727
Okay, I'm sorry. Okay.
358
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,395
Now I suggest
you get out of here.
359
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,646
I'm too out of shape
for a long fight.
360
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,315
I'd just have to kill you fast.
361
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,737
[cheering]
362
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,074
Lovely.
363
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,784
That was great.
364
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:47,994
Can you imagine what
would have happened
365
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,495
if they'd really insulted me?
366
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,792
You mean you almost
got us killed for no reason?
367
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,336
[chuckles]
368
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:57,795
Wow. What a rush.
369
00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,505
Hey, let's go to the zoo
and poke some bears.
370
00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:05,924
[instrumental music]
371
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,638
[Sioux]
Ooh! Ouch!
372
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,184
Ow!
373
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,685
Oh! What are you gonna do,
374
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,354
strip-search me now?
375
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,481
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
376
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,690
No, ma'am. I
think you'd like it.
377
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:18,733
Oh.
378
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:21,652
Sioux, what's going on?
379
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,905
I caught her stealing
in housewares, Drew.
380
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:24,906
She said she knows you,
381
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:25,907
so I thought I'd
have a look-see.
382
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,701
Oh, please.
383
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,329
Alright. One for the files.
384
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:34,207
Well! At least we know
385
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,958
she didn't steal any lingerie.
386
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,210
Okay.
387
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,424
I'll leave her in
your custody, Drew.
388
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,550
And, you,
389
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,052
watch it, klepto.
390
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,637
Alright, you.
391
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,555
Right now. You
and me, right now,
392
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,807
here, let's go. Come on.
393
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:55,228
Don't make me get
medieval on your ass, ma'am.
394
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,358
You want to see
the other stuff I got?
395
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,151
- You got other stuff?
- Mm-hmm.
396
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,611
You put stuff under your hat?
397
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,905
No. I stole the hat.
398
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,573
And this ankle bracelet.
399
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:08,616
But I'm gonna take it back,
400
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:09,826
because I wanna get it engraved.
401
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,327
Why didn't you steal
the engraving machine?
402
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,079
Wouldn't fit under my skirt.
403
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,288
Look, you can't
take all this stuff.
404
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,915
It's not even paid for.
405
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,166
Not paid for?
406
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,584
Uh, no. Not till I charged it
407
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,378
on my Winfred-Louder
charge card.
408
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:24,006
You know, another $1,000,
I get a frequent-flyer mile.
409
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,926
Uh, Mimi, this is
Sioux with an "X."
410
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:31,013
Sioux, this is Mimi with
an extra chromosome.
411
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,515
Bite me.
412
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,477
Wow. That is daring.
413
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,104
Thanks.
414
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,772
Same.
415
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,441
Thanks.
416
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:42,567
You know, I have
to do your hair.
417
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,609
Where do you go now?
418
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,486
Scissors 'N' Whiskey.
419
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,160
Okay, I'll give you a shot.
420
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,244
Okay.
421
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:56,164
[chuckles]
There's this mannequin
on the third floor
422
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,457
that is just so me.
423
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,125
Alright, let's go. Hey, Drew?
424
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,085
I'll be right back. We
still on for tonight?
425
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,462
Uh, yeah I..
426
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:03,838
Excellent.
427
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,841
Man. She's violent, she steals,
428
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,301
she likes Mimi.
429
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:11,554
Hey, maybe she'll beat
up Mimi and steal her.
430
00:16:13,971 --> 00:16:15,971
[instrumental music]
431
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,982
Do you really think
my hair looks good?
432
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,609
Oh, yeah.
433
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:25,943
Then why did that
woman at the Warsaw
434
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,487
point at me and laugh?
435
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,530
What quality do women
admire most in a man?
436
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,240
The ability to make them laugh.
437
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,285
And you, my friend? Your
magic even works on men.
438
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:37,622
[Oswald]
Hey, Drew, I thought
439
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:38,623
we were gonna watch
the game together.
440
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:39,665
What happened?
441
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,542
Ah, I just had a couple
of stops to make and sort..
442
00:16:41,566 --> 00:16:43,566
[laughing]
443
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,254
Alright. That's it.
444
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,756
Nobody laughed at Lewis
445
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,883
when he got the Dorothy Hamill.
446
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,343
[answering machine beeps]
447
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,720
[Lisa on speaker]
Hey, Drew. It's Lisa.
448
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:55,181
Um, I'm at home.
It's around 7:30.
449
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,892
Good news. I won't be
seeing Dean anymore.
450
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,810
Here's the best part.
451
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,854
I, uh, I think I found a way
452
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:02,897
you and I can start
seeing each other.
453
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,982
I'm gonna go to bed early,
454
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,944
so, uh, I'll talk to you
tomorrow. I can't wait.
455
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,362
[Drew]
Oh, this is great.
456
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,863
[answering machine beeps]
457
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,907
[Sioux on speaker]
Yo, Drew. It's Sioux.
458
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,535
Listen. Details about
our date tonight.
459
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:18,621
Meet me at 4000 Collins Road.
460
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,206
Oh, and one more thing..
461
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,416
Wear grippy shoes.
462
00:17:23,263 --> 00:17:24,875
[dial tone]
463
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,797
I don't believe this.
464
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,633
What does she mean
by grippy shoes?
465
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,636
Maybe it's some
kind of weird sex thing
466
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:34,892
where you hang
upside down like a bat.
467
00:17:34,919 --> 00:17:35,859
[laughing]
468
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,348
Or maybe it's for something
469
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,141
really dangerous.
470
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,852
Oh, man. What if it's jogging?
471
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,164
[instrumental music]
472
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:48,901
Sioux?
473
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,903
Hello?
474
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,905
Sioux?
475
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,366
Oh.
476
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,367
Sioux?
477
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,911
Whoo! Hey, Drew.
478
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,413
Oh, my God.
479
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,706
Are you out of your mind?
480
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,000
Get down from there
481
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,251
before you hurt yourself.
482
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,295
No. whoo!
483
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,838
What do you think of
the view from up here?
484
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,548
Isn't it romantic?
485
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:11,841
Oh yeah. I'm sure that's why
486
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,426
they built this water tower.
487
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:14,719
Nothing like climbing
through 12 years
488
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,054
of encrusted bird crap
to get you in the mood.
489
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,472
You haven't even looked yet.
490
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,267
Oh, I think I'll have
plenty of time to look
491
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,810
while I'm plunging to my death.
492
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:25,021
Come on.
493
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,566
Oh, yeah. Wow.
494
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,610
The view's great from here.
495
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:33,112
Hey, I can see my house.
496
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:34,614
Who wrote that on my roof?
497
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,949
"Bite me."
498
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,075
Alright.
499
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,577
It's your turn.
500
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,037
You're what, about 150, right?
501
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,539
[chuckles]
What, are you
talking my right leg?
502
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,416
I can't do that.
503
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,877
Alright. Let's just go
down the ladder headfirst.
504
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,378
Uh, hey, Sioux.
505
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,339
Listen, uh...
506
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:54,008
I really had a great time
with you this week, and, uh,
507
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,134
believe me, there's
no one I'd rather go
508
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,386
on a killing spree with.
509
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,929
But, uh...
510
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,931
I just recently realized that
my feelings for someone
511
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:04,852
are a lot stronger than
I thought they were.
512
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,354
Oh, my God.
513
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:07,897
You're dumping me?
514
00:19:08,570 --> 00:19:09,623
[sighs]
515
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,193
Wha.. This is horrible.
516
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,445
I don't know what to do.
517
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,406
- No! I'm not worth it.
- Drew!
518
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,159
You nearly pushed
me over the edge.
519
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,223
Oh.
520
00:19:21,862 --> 00:19:24,330
I-I'm sorry, I thought
you were gonna kill yourself.
521
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,456
Oh, please. Drew,
522
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,750
we went out three times.
523
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,126
I mean, you're a nice
guy and everything,
524
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,128
but I'd sooner push
you off the water tower.
525
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:35,257
[laughs]
526
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,884
So you're okay with this?
527
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,805
Well...
528
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:46,352
[sighs]
You know what we have
to do now, don't you?
529
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,355
Whatever it is, you go first.
530
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,523
Alright.
531
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,191
Close your eyes.
532
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,442
Oh.
533
00:20:03,293 --> 00:20:04,174
Wow.
534
00:20:04,199 --> 00:20:05,955
When'd you get that pierced?
535
00:20:08,396 --> 00:20:10,396
[instrumental music]
536
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,673
Got the sniffles?
537
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:16,799
Yeah, a little.
538
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:17,800
It took forever for
all those firemen
539
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,219
to get me down
off that water tower.
540
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,303
So, what's up?
541
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,471
I just found out
542
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,391
that the new Personal Shopper
program needs a manager.
543
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,351
I am that manager.
544
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:31,522
Wow. Kate, I never even
thought of you for this.
545
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,566
Are you kidding? I've
got the highest rate
546
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,151
of return customers
in cosmetics,
547
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,402
and I promised my dad
548
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,863
I'd buy him a new lawnmower
with my big, new raise.
549
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,030
Your mom got tired of
pulling the yoke huh?
550
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,866
Yeah.
551
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,367
So here's the big question.
552
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:46,036
Will you give me the job?
553
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,414
Hey, haven't you always
been there for me?
554
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,415
I'm gonna do
everything in my power
555
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,750
to make sure you get this.
556
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,251
You've been working really hard.
557
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,170
You deserve to move up.
558
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,229
- Really?
- Yeah.
559
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,506
Drew, you're such a sweetheart.
560
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,051
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Lis.
561
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,554
Well, I'd love to stay and
watch you two reconcile,
562
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,598
so I will.
563
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:06,766
Uh, Kate, I think
564
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:07,933
we're gonna do baby talk.
565
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,143
Oh, puke.
566
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,521
So? You said
there's a way for us
567
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,898
to get back
together. What is it?
568
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,191
You know that new position,
569
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,650
head of the Personal
Shopper program?
570
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,110
Uh-huh.
571
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,570
If I could get that job,
572
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:22,364
we'd both be management
and we could date.
573
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,949
[laughing]
Man, just when you thought
574
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,911
there was no way in hell
we could ever get together.
575
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,830
Someone must
really be smiling on us.
576
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:31,582
Oh, somebody's
doing somethin' on us.
577
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,042
That's for sure.
578
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:36,754
Pretty soon,
579
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,048
I'll be able to do that.
580
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,638
Oh, puke.
581
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,097
I'm putting in to manage
582
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:49,141
the Personal Shopper program.
583
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:53,354
Mr. Bell says he's
totally behind me.
584
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:54,313
That could very well be.
585
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,898
I wouldn't be able
to see him anyway.
586
00:21:56,109 --> 00:21:58,109
[instrumental music]
587
00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,071
You ever eat poisonous blowfish?
588
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,281
Only enough to go unconscious.
589
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,493
So, what about you?
590
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,829
Ever rassle a gator?
591
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:12,915
How do you think I
got through college?
592
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,459
Okay. Ever make it on a plane?
593
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:18,587
Inside or out?
594
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,924
You know, just
between you and me,
595
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,426
there's-there's one thing that--
596
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,678
I've never been able to do.
597
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,099
Oh, come on, tell me.
598
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,226
I can't polka.
599
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:34,510
And you live in Cleveland?
600
00:22:34,557 --> 00:22:37,356
[laughs]
Get up on your heels, girl.
601
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:38,858
It is time to get Polish.
602
00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,651
I can't.
603
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:41,652
Here's a tip.
604
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,153
Just pretend I'm a gator.
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