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I'm going down south, I'm gonna have
myself time.
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Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks
without temptation.
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I'm going down south, I'm gonna leave my
world to hide.
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And we're parking day or night, people
spouting hot and diverse.
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And on up south, I'm gonna see if I
can't unwind.
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Come on down south out there and meet
some friends of mine.
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Hey, Herb.
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So, you know what this week is, right?
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Um, is it Easter?
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No! It's my spring break!
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No school for seven days!
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And guess what? Go pack your things,
because you and I are going on a big
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romantic trip!
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Really? I just came from the travel
agent. We're going to spend five nights
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Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
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Oh.
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Well, what's the matter?
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Myrtle Beach? Really?
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We all know what goes on down there.
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I don't do that stuff anymore, and
neither should you.
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Rick, I don't want to go down there to
rage. I just want to sit on a beach with
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you and watch the sunset.
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Yeah, but isn't Myrtle Beach where those
places are?
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I don't want to go into one of those
places.
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I don't think they even exist anymore.
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Don't you think this is just what we
need, Rick? You don't even want to go
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one of those places.
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Rick, I'm a little old for that. It'd be
pretty pathetic if I did.
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Well...
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Okay. Oh, Rick, we're going to have the
best time. I can't wait to spoil you. I
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really do need a vacation.
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Oh, we're going to have the best spring
break of anyone.
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All right, guys, you sure you packed
everything?
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Yeah, that should be all of it. Well, I
hope you and Shelly have a great spring
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break trip.
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I still feel bad us going on a trip
while you and Stan stay home.
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You guys have fun in Santa Fe. We're
going to do some dad and son stuff.
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Goodbye, Shelly.
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Have fun. I'll miss you.
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There should be food enough to last you
the week. Yes, yes, don't worry, we'll
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be fine.
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Bye, Stan, love you.
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Love you, man.
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Okay, guys, be safe.
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Bye.
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Oh, yeah, bitches are gone.
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Spring break, spring break, spring
break.
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This is going to be the best spring
break ever.
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They're going to be gone the whole week.
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Bro, what are you doing?
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I'm painting miniatures.
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Painting mini... Dude, do you not
understand?
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Your mom and Shelly are gone. We can do
whatever we want without any stupid
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rules. Whatever I want?
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Yeah, dude.
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That's what this is all about. Let's do
some spring break shit.
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Can I see if any of the guys want to
come over to do 40K all week?
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Hell yeah. Let's do some 40K. What is
that?
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You don't know Warhammer 40K?
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Oh, yeah. Warhammer 40K. Of course. I'm
down. Let's do it.
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Really? All week? Yeah, dude. You're old
enough.
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Sweet, I'm going to call Tolkien.
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Oh, Rick.
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Isn't this nice? This place is
incredible.
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Yeah, it's really nice.
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I just don't know if I deserve all this.
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You do deserve it, Rick. You've made me
really happy.
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Are you almost done?
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Yeah, all done. Here you go.
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Oh, Rick.
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Look at how happy we are.
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Oh, that saltwater air is just so good.
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Can't wait to try some southern food.
You hungry?
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Yeah, sure. I could eat. A lot of things
are different here in the south. Kind
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of hard to figure out what's good.
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Yeah, well, the stores and restaurants
here aren't like Colorado.
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It's almost like another culture.
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Herb.
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Herb.
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Oh, no.
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Jeez, it's still here.
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You said you wouldn't go into one of
these places.
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I don't want to go in. I just can't
believe some of these places are still
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Whoa, look who's here.
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What are you doing in town?
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Oh, I'm just on vacation.
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This is Rick.
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Well, do you want to come inside and
rally a little bit?
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Oh, no thanks. I don't rally anymore.
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You sure?
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Everyone would love to rally with you
again.
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I'm sure. I don't need to rally. I'm
just here to relax. Take care.
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Well, if you change your mind, we'll be
here.
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America number one!
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Number one, yep.
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Some people, huh? Jeez.
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Okay, so I'm going to have my Retributor
Squad attack your Stormhawk
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Interceptor. Okay, that has a toughness
of seven and a minus one to your hit
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rolls.
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Okay, so that's three, four, five hits.
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Okay, I'm going to roll my saving throw,
which is three plus.
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What in the actual fuck are you guys
doing?
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We're playing 40K.
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You guys have wasted another day of
spring break with this stupid shit.
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Do you guys know what spring break is
about?
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Wet t -shirt contests. Mud wrestling.
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Don't you want to get some bitches over
here?
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I thought you were happy because the
bitches were gone.
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I'm happy the bitches are gone so we can
have bitches over. Spring break is dude
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time. But you know what?
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Today's society has ruined it all.
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They've taught you boys to be ashamed of
being boys.
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Convinced you that your natural, innate
male desires are toxic.
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No matter what the liberals try to tell
you boys, you shouldn't be ashamed of
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your gender.
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Okay, Dad. So I've got an Imperium
infantry unit within six inches of
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so they have a plus six save.
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My God.
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What are we going to do?
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I'm going to sleep.
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I'm going to go to sleep now.
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Here I go.
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To sleep.
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Can I help you find anything?
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Oh, my God.
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Sir, you're back.
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Yeah, just browsing.
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You guys, it's him. He's here.
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He's here?
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Is that really you?
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What are you doing here?
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Could I get a selfie with you?
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Hey, since you're here, you want to
rally a little bit?
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No, no, I can't rally. I've got a
serious boyfriend. I'm just looking
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Oh, come on. When are you going to be
here again?
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Live a little.
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Well, maybe I could do just a little
bit.
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I mean, what?
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What the hell is up with all these
Mexicans, huh?
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Yeah! Yeah!
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I mean, Joe Biden obviously thinks
immigrants are made of gold or
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Piece of shit!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Hey,
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Steven. You know your son's been over at
my house for spring break?
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Yeah, of course I know. Well, you should
see what they're doing, because it's a
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little...
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Well, what are they doing? Look, I just
think we better talk with our boys to
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counteract all the ways in which society
has been pathologizing masculinity.
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I mean, you went balls out on spring
break, right? Tried to see chicks' boobs
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and stuff?
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No, I didn't.
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Well, no, I mean, you weren't ashamed of
being a guy, right?
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Like, you went out to the lake and tried
to play grab -ass with girls, right?
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No, I did not.
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Why are you saying that?
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Why are you making those words with your
mouth?
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Oh, hey, Randy. Everything okay with the
boys?
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Oh, right.
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Sorry, sorry, yeah.
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Everything's great. They're playing a
little table miniatures game. It's
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Just came to let you know they're good.
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Don't worry.
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I'm going to take care of it.
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I'll tell you what else. This whole
situation in the Ukraine, that wouldn't
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happening on my watch.
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The problem is, now, we all have a
president who's afraid.
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And that's why Joe and the ho have got
to go.
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And I'll tell you another thing.
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Oh, hang on a second.
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Oh, crap.
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Hold on a second, everybody.
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Oh, hey,
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Rick.
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Where are you?
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I couldn't sleep, Rick. I was just
tossing and turning and I didn't want to
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you up, so I decided to come out and buy
some sunscreen and stuff for our beach
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day tomorrow.
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Oh, okay.
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I got scared that you were out rallying.
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Oh, jeez. Well, that's silly.
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Last thing I want to do is rally.
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Listen, get back to sleep, Rick. I'll be
right home, okay?
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Okay. Sorry for panicking.
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Bye. Bye -bye.
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Okay, nice to meet you, everybody. I
need to get going.
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Oh, come on. Just rally with us a little
bit more. No, I really can't. Just a
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few more minutes. Come on.
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All right. I guess I can rally just a
little bit longer.
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I mean, after all, I am here for you. I
am your warrior.
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Liberal left.
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Hunter Biden laptop.
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Herb? Herb, you gotta get up. We're
gonna miss our whole beach day.
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Oh, it's just the time change, Rick.
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You enjoy the beach. I just gotta sleep
a little longer.
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Okay.
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Dude, it's so awesome being able to
leave Warhammer set up all night and
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back to it in the morning. I know, it's
great.
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Hey, hey, you guys, what did you do?
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What do you mean?
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I mean the cops are here. What did you
guys do?
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We're just continuing our game of 40K
from last night. Okay, you guys just
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because the police want to ask you some
questions.
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Come on in, officers.
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Hello, gentlemen.
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Hands up.
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We heard somebody in here has been bad.
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Oh, no, guys. Looks like you're in big
trouble.
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You better read them, they're right.
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't touch the
models. It's been a long time on that.
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Stan, stop with that shit. Come on, get
into it. Wet t -shirt contest.
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Hey, what the fuck?
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What? Hey, you a fuck guy.
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You did not harass the ladies.
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Well, I wanted strippers, not prudes.
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You want to talk big, man, huh? You want
to be big, man?
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Whoa, whoa, okay, I think I need to
explain something to you, okay?
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Look, I'm just trying to combat the
messages that the liberal left is
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out to young men about their male
instincts being toxic.
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The fuck you talking?
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You know I'm trying to show my son and
his nerdy little friend what a real
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is, because society wants them to be
ashamed of their masculine natures.
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You want the real party? Yeah!
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Truth is, I got a whole barn full of
weed.
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I will... call some friends.
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are trying to reach cannot be located.
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Please leave a message.
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Where are you? I got back from the beach
and you were gone?
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Please pick up.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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we're going to take Arizona this time?
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And when I say we're going to take
Arizona in the election, I mean we're
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to take it again because we all know I
won it last time, too. Oh.
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Oh.
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Hey, everybody, this is Rick.
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Rick? Rick, will you just wait?
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You know it's 2 in the morning. I was
alone at the hotel while you were out
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rallying. I just wanted to rally for a
little bit.
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Yeah, you really look like you just
rallied a little bit.
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I got a text that Tucker was in town,
and I just wanted to go rally for a
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bit. You really think those people care
about you, Herb?
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They don't.
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They just want to do that.
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Rick, I got it out of my system now.
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We can still have a great vacation.
Let's just start over tomorrow, okay?
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Sir, do you think you can walk?
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No, I don't think so.
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Sir, we think you've had too much to
drink and we should probably take you to
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the hospital.
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No, I can't. I have to stay here because
I'm in charge of my son.
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Today's woke culture has vilified his
manhood and made him ashamed of himself.
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Okay, sir, but it appears you have a
broken arm and several fractured ribs.
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Yeah, but I can't leave because my son's
natural instincts are being suppressed
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and it's leading to behavioral problems.
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Do you see what this shit is doing? He's
over there playing with dolls.
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It's pretty good fondue, right?
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We should probably just go back to the
hotel. You've got the shakes from
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rallying all night.
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No, no, Rick. This is our vacation.
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I want us to have a nice, romantic
lunch.
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Maybe we should just go back to
Colorado.
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No, Rick. I'm going to make this up to
you.
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I don't want to rally anymore. There's
just a lot of people out there who won't
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let it go, you know?
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Yes, and you can't be around them. I
know. I know.
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Let me just...
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Let me just go throw up because I'll
feel much better. Okay, go throw up,
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Oh,
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God.
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Come on, just stop.
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Stop. The country is fine.
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You have better things to do.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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That's it. Yeah. We're going to get
abortion rights thrown the hell out so
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dirty lesbians can't keep having
abortions. Yeah. Oh, yeah, man. We're
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get those Black Lives Matter protesters
off the streets with a fire hose.
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Yeah, America. Yeah.
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Rick. Fuck you.
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Well, to hell with you. Nobody controls
me.
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Yeah. Yeah, America. Yeah.
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help you?
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We've had some complaints about a party
that's been going on for three days
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here. Hey, what's going on?
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All right, guys, who ordered the
stripper?
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Can we come in and look around, sir?
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Oh, yeah, come on in.
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All right, get down on the ground.
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Whoa, whoa, no, no, no, it's okay.
291
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I'm just helping my boy through the
media assault on manliness.
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I need to see some ID, sir.
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Oh, okay.
294
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Okay, Stan!
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Stan!
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Yeah? Can you get my wallet from the
upstairs?
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Yeah, as soon as we're done with the
psycher phase. I have five psycher
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Oh, my God, this is so embarrassing.
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Hey, freeze! You right there!
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That's Alonzo Fininski, the Romanian sex
trafficker!
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Fuck you, big man!
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For those who have been round.
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For those who have been betrayed.
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And let me tell you that nobody in this
country has been betrayed more than my
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Ricky Rick.
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Rick, I am so sorry.
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And if you are out there, I want you to
know that I love you.
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You are the only thing that keeps me
from doing all this stupid stuff.
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When I met you, I felt in control of
myself for the first time.
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There's never been anyone who calmed me
down more than my little Ricky Bear.
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You are my boo.
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Did he just say that Rick is his boo?
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The truth is, some of us simply can't be
alone.
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We need a relationship so that we're
accountable to someone.
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I realize now how broken I am without
that person who keeps me from destroying
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myself.
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Sharon? And all I've ever done was take
you for granted and wished I wasn't
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being controlled.
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Hi, Sharon.
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Will you please come home?
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Rick, I am a giant piece of shit without
you.
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I don't deserve another chance.
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You have been wronged.
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You have been betrayed.
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And the only person who deserves
retribution is me.
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I know you all really want to rally in
rage, but the only thing I have to say
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that I love Rick.
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I love Rick.
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We're back.
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I'm sorry I cut your trip short.
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It's okay, Randy. You made it longer
than last spring break.
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Oh, hey, Mom.
333
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,380
Stanley, what have I told you about
playing Warhammer on the kitchen table?
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Oh, Rick.
335
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,340
I don't want to go through all that
again.
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00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:31,300
I just want to stay in South Park with
you.
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00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,600
Well, I guess we'll just have to see
what happens.
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