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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:11,500 I'm going down south. I'm going to have myself time. 2 00:00:12,140 --> 00:00:13,380 Friendly faces everywhere. 3 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,140 Humble folks without temptation. 4 00:00:15,540 --> 00:00:18,300 I'm going down south. I'm going to leave my woes to hide. 5 00:00:18,620 --> 00:00:21,840 And we're parking day on night. People spouting hot endeavors. 6 00:00:22,260 --> 00:00:24,920 And on up south, I'm going to see if I can't unwind. 7 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:31,440 Come on down south out there and meet some friends of mine. 8 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:42,200 Today is a tragic day for Canada. 9 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:46,540 Thousands of Canadians have gathered to mourn the passing of their beloved 10 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:47,540 mother. 11 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:50,680 The Queen is dead. 12 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:58,120 Every Canadian everywhere is feeling absolute emptiness right now. 13 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:04,920 And now the casket is brought down the aisle with the Queen inside. 14 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,920 The Queen's body being carried by the Royal Guard. 15 00:01:08,380 --> 00:01:10,200 What a horrible day for Canada, and therefore the world. 16 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:15,060 Ike, Ike, come on, dude. You can't keep doing this. She's dead. 17 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:17,180 She's dead, Kyle. 18 00:01:17,740 --> 00:01:20,940 Ike, the Queen died like four months ago. You've got to let it go. 19 00:01:22,260 --> 00:01:27,640 And here comes Canada's most beloved musician, Sir Smelly John. 20 00:01:28,620 --> 00:01:31,120 Yes, Smelly John sitting down at the piano with a tribute for the Queen, I 21 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,059 believe. 22 00:01:32,060 --> 00:01:33,360 Goodbye, Queen, the Queen. 23 00:01:34,140 --> 00:01:36,820 Same as though you've... Queep your last quip. 24 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:39,760 Okay, 25 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:42,020 it's 7 o 'clock. It's my turn to use the computer. 26 00:01:42,420 --> 00:01:46,060 No. Ike, me and my friends are playing Darktide right now. Get off. Thank you, 27 00:01:46,060 --> 00:01:47,060 Kyle. 28 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,080 Oh, and now people are starting to stare angrily. 29 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,620 Yes, it looks like the prince and his new wife have just shown up. 30 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:56,320 The prince and his wife have, of course, been bashing the Canadian monarchy. A 31 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:57,320 lot of Canadians hate them now. 32 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:01,660 Oh, and I believe the Earl of Halifax has just spotted on the prince's wife's 33 00:02:01,660 --> 00:02:03,840 face. The prince seems to have taken offense to this. 34 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:05,060 Oh, and this is bad now. 35 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,139 I'm playing dark tide with my friends. No, get off me. 36 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:09,960 God damn it, get off. 37 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:15,780 Hey, guys. 38 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,560 Kyle, dude, where were you last night? 39 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:20,760 Yeah, we were all waiting. Look, I know you think I haven't been showing up for 40 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:24,140 things, but I got screwed by my little brother. He just keeps crying about the 41 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:26,520 queen. And then there's this prince and his wife, and they're bashing the 42 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,520 Canadian monarchy. 43 00:02:27,660 --> 00:02:30,500 I guess it's like people don't even know why they showed up for the funeral. But 44 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,420 anyway, I'm really sorry I ruined game time for everyone. 45 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,640 You didn't ruin it for anyone. We played without you. 46 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,680 What? You guys, we said we'd all level up together. 47 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:41,080 Well, yeah, we're all like level 12 now. We got some sweet drip, dude. 48 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,400 So good, dude. 49 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,360 But this isn't fair. It wasn't my fault. 50 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Hey, guys, did you get to upgrade your rifle stand? Yeah, it's got a lot better 51 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,000 range now. What about you? 52 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,180 I kept the same gun, but I got some sweet drip. Nah, sweet drip, dude. 53 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:53,500 So good. 54 00:02:57,900 --> 00:02:59,360 It stinks, doesn't it? 55 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,080 What stinks? 56 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,220 When people make certain judgments about you? 57 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,700 I've been watching you, Cal, and I can see you're having some problems with 58 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:07,700 brand. 59 00:03:08,060 --> 00:03:09,060 My brand? 60 00:03:10,620 --> 00:03:12,780 You see, everyone has an image, Cal. 61 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,400 Some kids call it your credibility, or your reputation. 62 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,400 But those things are just little parts of something much more important. 63 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:20,780 Your brand. 64 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:22,260 Think about it, Cal. 65 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,280 Who are you? 66 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,740 I'm just... I'm just me. 67 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:32,020 See? You don't know what your brand is. So how is anyone else supposed to know? 68 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,640 It's like a commercial for Kyle, but you're not putting a label on the jar. 69 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,680 Butters, this seems very out of character for you. 70 00:03:39,060 --> 00:03:40,880 That's because I've been working on my brand. 71 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:44,300 My parents saw that my brand wasn't working with people, so they sent me to 72 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:45,300 brand management. 73 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:47,480 Brand management? 74 00:04:07,630 --> 00:04:10,250 Oh, Butters Stotch, how you doing there, Butters? How's the brand going? 75 00:04:10,630 --> 00:04:13,430 Great. I made two new friends, and a girl asked me to help her with her 76 00:04:13,430 --> 00:04:15,870 homework. Well, there you go there, Butters. 77 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:19,190 My friend Kyle here was thinking of reworking his brand a bit, and I told 78 00:04:19,190 --> 00:04:22,710 maybe you could help. Oh, well, sure there, Kyle. Let's just get you to fill 79 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:25,950 a cum hammer survey, and then we'll go in the back and come up with some 80 00:04:25,950 --> 00:04:26,950 for you. 81 00:04:28,590 --> 00:04:31,910 Live from the television studios in Toronto, it's good morning, Canada. 82 00:04:34,550 --> 00:04:37,430 It has been several months now since our beloved queen has died. 83 00:04:37,730 --> 00:04:41,510 All Canadians are finding it hard to go on. All Canadians, that is, except for 84 00:04:41,510 --> 00:04:43,210 our first guest, the prince and his wife. 85 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:46,670 We want privacy! 86 00:04:46,930 --> 00:04:48,090 We want privacy! 87 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,430 All right, thanks for having us on the show. 88 00:04:51,830 --> 00:04:53,950 It's so awesome to be here. It's great. 89 00:04:54,790 --> 00:04:58,090 So let me start with you, Sam. You've lived a life with the royal family. 90 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:00,630 had everything handed to you, but you say your life has been hard, and now 91 00:05:00,630 --> 00:05:02,690 you've written all about it in your new book, Where. 92 00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:04,940 Yes, that's right, friend. 93 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:08,020 You see, my wife and I are totally like you should write a book because your 94 00:05:08,020 --> 00:05:10,360 family is like stupid and then so are like journalists. 95 00:05:11,260 --> 00:05:12,400 So you hate journalists. 96 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:13,559 That's right. 97 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,960 And now you wrote a book that reports on the lives of the royal family. 98 00:05:16,260 --> 00:05:17,260 Right. 99 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,360 So you're a journalist. 100 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:21,900 We just want to be normal people. All this attention is so hard. 101 00:05:22,620 --> 00:05:26,120 Isn't it true, sir, that your questionable wife has her own TV show 102 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,600 out with celebrities and does fashion magazines? 103 00:05:27,940 --> 00:05:28,940 What are you suggesting? 104 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:33,120 Well, I just think some people might say that your Instagram -loving bitch wife 105 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:34,340 actually doesn't want her privacy. 106 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:38,720 How dare you, sir! My Instagram -loving bitch wife has always wanted her 107 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:42,820 privacy! And you know what else? To hell with Canada! We are leaving! 108 00:05:43,180 --> 00:05:47,180 We'll go find some quiet place where we can be normal people! Come on, wife! 109 00:05:47,620 --> 00:05:48,920 We want privacy! 110 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,280 We want privacy! 111 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:51,540 We want privacy! 112 00:05:56,380 --> 00:05:58,820 Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 113 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:02,140 It's the World Wide Privacy Tour. 114 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,600 We want privacy. 115 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,240 It's the World Wide Privacy Tour. 116 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:11,520 We want privacy. 117 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:13,040 It's the World Wide 118 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:23,260 Privacy 119 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:26,260 Tour. It's coming soon to your town. 120 00:06:27,070 --> 00:06:33,410 We want privacy. We want privacy. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 121 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:36,090 It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour. 122 00:06:36,410 --> 00:06:39,590 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 123 00:06:39,970 --> 00:06:42,390 It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour. 124 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:45,450 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 125 00:06:56,940 --> 00:06:57,679 Right there, Kyle. 126 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:02,260 We got your survey answers, and I think we've put together some great ideas for 127 00:07:02,260 --> 00:07:03,260 your brand. 128 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:08,440 I understand you want people to like you more and think you're cool. Is that 129 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,440 right? Yeah. 130 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,600 All right, well, let's see how this brand works for you. 131 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:16,580 We got Kyle, rugged, vegan, compassionate victim. 132 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,320 I don't think that's really me. 133 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:24,200 Well, that's fine, because there's a lot of different brands people are 134 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:25,280 attracted to. How about this one? 135 00:07:26,559 --> 00:07:29,100 Kyle, sensitive, outdoorsy, frugal victim. 136 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:33,400 I'm not that outdoorsy. 137 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:38,000 Okay, well, remember there, Kyle, it's not so much about who you are as much as 138 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,200 it is about what people are attracted to, okay? So let's see. How about this? 139 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:47,420 Kyle, wealthy, handsome, multi -talented, Grammy Award -winning victim. 140 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,860 Oh, that one's taken already. Sorry. Hold on. 141 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:53,340 Just a minute, Kyle. We're going to find a good one here for you. 142 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:57,950 You see, Cal, when you have your brand up and running, no one can stop you. 143 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:03,270 Look at this town. 144 00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:05,050 There's just something about it. 145 00:08:06,170 --> 00:08:08,190 Oh, darling, I think this might be the place. 146 00:08:08,790 --> 00:08:10,090 You really think so? 147 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:13,050 It's so quiet and empty here. 148 00:08:13,270 --> 00:08:17,410 If we moved here, then people would think we're really serious about wanting 149 00:08:17,410 --> 00:08:18,209 be normal. 150 00:08:18,210 --> 00:08:19,990 It does seem perfect, doesn't it? 151 00:08:20,970 --> 00:08:22,350 We can have a fresh start here. 152 00:08:23,310 --> 00:08:24,830 lead a normal life and have babies. 153 00:08:25,470 --> 00:08:28,470 Can we? Can we rally him up here and finally have our own privacy? 154 00:08:29,190 --> 00:08:32,730 My love, I will do anything for your privacy. 155 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:55,250 Watch goes in the first room. 156 00:08:55,470 --> 00:08:57,090 Hey, be careful with that TV, buddy. 157 00:08:57,790 --> 00:08:59,290 Drum set goes on the second floor. 158 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:02,470 Wait, put it down. I want to make sure it isn't damaged. 159 00:09:03,970 --> 00:09:04,970 What the hell? 160 00:09:09,910 --> 00:09:11,230 Hey! Hey, you! 161 00:09:11,570 --> 00:09:13,530 Hey! What are you looking at? 162 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,370 You ever heard of privacy? 163 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:17,690 What? 164 00:09:21,910 --> 00:09:24,290 You guys, I am so... Sorry. 165 00:09:24,710 --> 00:09:27,990 I totally was going to play with you guys online, but the Prince of Canada 166 00:09:27,990 --> 00:09:29,810 his wife moved in across the street from me. 167 00:09:30,990 --> 00:09:33,970 They had this huge jet parked in front of my house, and then they kept trying 168 00:09:33,970 --> 00:09:37,610 get me to buy their stupid book, and anyway, I'm sorry I messed up another 169 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,510 night. It's okay, dude. We had a great time. 170 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,570 Yeah, we are literally dripping with drip. 171 00:09:42,370 --> 00:09:46,510 Well, I just want you guys to know that I am a reliable, fun -loving, punctual 172 00:09:46,510 --> 00:09:47,510 victim. 173 00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:49,530 Okay, well, we got to get to class. 174 00:09:56,780 --> 00:09:57,780 like what you see. 175 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:06,540 As a child, you see the world in a different way. 176 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:10,760 You see the wonder in nature. And you're starting to learn more about yourself 177 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:11,760 all the time. 178 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:15,960 And you're learning that there's something more important than you ever 179 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:17,520 Your brand. 180 00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:20,040 It's what defines you. 181 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:25,120 And with brand management, you can make sure others see you the way they want to 182 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,120 see you. 183 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:29,000 Welcome to your ComeHammer work tutorial. 184 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:33,420 You are taking the first steps to making your brand a great one. 185 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:38,120 By now you've received your workbook and also your brand slide tool and 186 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:41,440 ComeHammer social media drive, which will be used in this video. 187 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:46,500 Now if you're ready, let's start the exercises on page 5 of your workbook. 188 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:05,880 these people. 189 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,200 Why are we so mad today? 190 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,760 Because we want our privacy. 191 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:14,980 Park County Police Station, what's your emergency? 192 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,300 Yeah, the neighbors across the street are setting off fireworks and it's 10 193 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,239 at night. 194 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:22,180 Oh, is it the Prince of Canada and his wife who just want to be left alone? 195 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:25,200 Yes, they're being super loud and I'm trying to work on my brand. 196 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:29,920 God damn it, now the Prince is playing polo on the lawn. 197 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:58,840 is driving me crazy. 198 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:02,540 The prince plays drums all day. I don't even think he has a job. And I don't 199 00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:03,540 know what the hell she does. 200 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:07,600 Why are there even less candidates beyond me? And, like, she seems to just 201 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,260 him around and make him do whatever she wants. I mean, why did they even leave 202 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:11,620 Canada and move to South Park anyway? 203 00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:14,040 Stan, are you going to say something? 204 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:15,800 You say it. 205 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:17,240 Say what? 206 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:21,440 Look, Kyle, we just kind of don't care about some dumb prince and his stupid 207 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,440 wife. 208 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:23,860 I don't care about them either. 209 00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:26,540 So then why do you talk about them all the time? 210 00:12:29,070 --> 00:12:32,710 Dude, we're just kind of sick of hearing about them. I'm sick of hearing about 211 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:35,310 them. But I can't get away from them. They're everywhere. 212 00:12:35,510 --> 00:12:36,510 In my fucking face. 213 00:12:36,810 --> 00:12:38,390 Yeah, now you're putting them in our fucking face. 214 00:12:38,890 --> 00:12:40,630 Fine. I won't talk about them anymore. 215 00:12:41,170 --> 00:12:42,170 Thank you. 216 00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:51,430 Okay, just one last thing. Did you know the prince is... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 217 00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:56,970 The problem with you is you want results without the work. 218 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:00,780 You can't just say you're a certain thing and expect people to just like 219 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,739 brand. 220 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:02,820 You got to work it. 221 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,300 Sell people on it. 222 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,700 But I just don't feel like my brand is who I really am on the inside. 223 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:12,340 You know, Kyle, some people think it's what's inside you that matters. But 224 00:13:12,340 --> 00:13:16,420 people can't see inside you. They can only see what kind of drink you're 225 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,680 drinking. That's what matters. 226 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,300 I guess so. 227 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:23,120 Now, I'm going to help you with a new brand, but you've got to work on it. 228 00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:25,620 What do you want your friends to think about you? 229 00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:29,390 I want them to think I'm not going to complain about things. 230 00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:30,870 I'm more thick -skinned. 231 00:13:31,130 --> 00:13:32,690 Okay, this is good. This is good. 232 00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:36,210 And I want people to think I'm stronger mentally than I probably am. 233 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:39,250 Okay. Okay, I think we got it. People are going to love this. 234 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:44,250 Kyle, he's thick -skinned, super cool, nothing bothers him. 235 00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:45,570 Victim. 236 00:13:45,770 --> 00:13:49,270 I just don't know if I can... You're going off -round already. 237 00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:53,650 Remember, no matter what, nothing bothers you. 238 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,090 I don't care. 239 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:36,510 Don't care. 240 00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:43,430 What the hell? What did you say? 241 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,350 He victimized me. It's because I'm an ethnic woman. 242 00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:48,670 He can't do that. I'll say, wait, you're ethnic? 243 00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:49,890 This is an outrage. 244 00:14:50,030 --> 00:14:51,930 We'll just see how he deals with my blue penis. 245 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,300 Have some respect for people's privacy! 246 00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:39,820 Don't worry, my love. 247 00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:42,130 He's not going to get away with this. 248 00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:00,490 Hey, 249 00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:07,390 guys. 250 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,550 How you doing? 251 00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:09,790 Good. How are you? 252 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,940 I'm great. Got some good sleep last night. Just letting things roll right 253 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:14,839 back, you know? 254 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,680 Because that's the kind of guy I am. 255 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,040 Cute. 256 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,980 Hey, you guys want to play Darktide after school? Or if not, whatever. 257 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,200 I'm cool either way. 258 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,700 Uh, yeah, I'm sure we can figure that out. 259 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,099 Cool, whatever. 260 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,640 I'm carefree and unflappable. I'll catch you guys at lunch. 261 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,640 Wow, Kyle, you seem really different. 262 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:35,880 Do you like it? 263 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,200 Uh, sure. 264 00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:41,060 Thanks, Jimmy. But you know... I really need to thank a good friend. He 265 00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:43,180 introduced me to a way of becoming a more stable person. 266 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:44,680 Have you seen Butters? 267 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,620 Butters? Oh, sure. 268 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,860 He's out on the playground getting the shit beat out of him by Baby. 269 00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:50,740 What? 270 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:56,960 Motherfucker! Don't ever say that shit again! 271 00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:58,920 Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 272 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:03,220 What the hell is going on? I wasn't even doing anything, and he came up and 273 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:04,680 started talking shit to me! 274 00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:08,640 Yeah, everyone likes a guy that's strong and assertive, so I told Baby to go 275 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:09,640 fuck herself. 276 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,900 Relax, you're kind of sucking at my brand. 277 00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:21,760 Okay, that does it. Come on, Butters. You are going back to Cumhammer. 278 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,119 You're lucky he saved your ass. 279 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,480 Thank you, you fake bitch. 280 00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:30,600 The most important thing about your brand is being flexible. 281 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,280 We want to make sure you're completely satisfied. 282 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,060 You say you're having some problems? 283 00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:36,719 That's right. 284 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:40,120 There's this horrible spy who lives across the street from us, and we're 285 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,600 to get him back by changing our brand. 286 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:44,540 All right, and I do see you're in our database, but... 287 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:47,230 You didn't first get help at this come -hammer location? 288 00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:50,010 No, my wife went to one in California as a child. 289 00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:52,390 Ah, okay, then you must be in the national system. 290 00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:53,830 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, is this you? 291 00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:56,890 Sorority girl, actress, influencer, victim. 292 00:17:57,270 --> 00:17:58,650 Yeah, that's totally me. 293 00:17:59,190 --> 00:18:02,730 Okay, I see, and then you added your husband to your friends and family 294 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:06,470 You must be the royal prince, millionaire, world traveler, victim. 295 00:18:06,870 --> 00:18:07,870 That's right. 296 00:18:08,570 --> 00:18:09,570 Come on, butters. 297 00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:12,310 Hello? 298 00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:16,400 Oh, hey there, just... Give me a minute. I'm with some other clients right now 299 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:16,959 here, gal. 300 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,340 Uh, no. This is an emergency. 301 00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:21,000 We need to talk to you. Do you mind stopping Vader? 302 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,680 It's him! 303 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:25,260 What the hell are you doing here? 304 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:27,240 You just can't leave us alone, can you? 305 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,440 Oh, my God. He's so obsessed with us. 306 00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:31,080 I'm not obsessed with you. 307 00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:33,480 It's this stupid place. 308 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,120 Don't you see, Butters? 309 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:41,480 Teaching people to think of their brand just makes more people like them. 310 00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:43,360 This whole thing is wrong. 311 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:47,670 They're telling you guys to reduce yourself into products instead of people 312 00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:49,030 be truly understood and loved. 313 00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:53,530 Don't you guys want people to like you for you instead of who they want you to 314 00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:54,530 be? 315 00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:57,330 Look, we all have our faults. 316 00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:58,950 God knows I do. 317 00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:02,750 But if we just try to present and control an image of us for people to see 318 00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:05,710 we're just performers instead of human beings. 319 00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:07,869 He's right. 320 00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:10,670 Trying to make ourselves into a brand just turned us into products. 321 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,870 We don't need to be a brand, do we? 322 00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:17,320 If it's truly what we want, then we really can get away from it all. 323 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:21,280 No more magazines and Netflix shows. We really can live a normal life. 324 00:19:23,540 --> 00:19:24,940 Yes, I'm sure you agree, darling. 325 00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:29,240 We can be the people we talked about being, with no more worries about how we 326 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,020 look or the image we project to people. 327 00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:33,660 What matters is what we have on the inside. 328 00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:40,060 Hello? 329 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,280 Come on, Butters. Time to go home. 330 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:45,960 Yeah. 331 00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:47,740 Yeah. Yeah. 332 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:52,720 Now, hey, don't make a decision you might all regret. 333 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,280 Yeah, come on, honey. We don't need this place. 334 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:03,960 Honey? 335 00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:20,580 The Queen is dead. 336 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:23,520 What a sad day for Canada, and therefore the world. 337 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:28,160 Ike, I need to use the... Oh, no, not again. 338 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,080 She's still dead. 339 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,440 Ike, I have to get on the computer. The Queen's been dead a long time. 340 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:40,320 Ike, I have to get on with my friends. If I don't, they're going to think 341 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:44,420 It's okay. 342 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:46,760 Things get to you. 343 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:48,840 It's who you are. 344 00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:00,420 Oh, hey, guys. 345 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:04,020 Hey, dude, we thought maybe you could do a little outside time. 346 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,180 Really? 347 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,840 We just thought it'd be good to get you out of the house. You seem to be going 348 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:09,840 through a lot lately. 349 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,600 Yeah. 350 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:12,980 Yeah, I have. 351 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,339 Thanks, guys. 352 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,340 I'd love to play. 353 00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:28,210 Could I play? 354 00:21:28,710 --> 00:21:29,710 Sure, you can play. 27329

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