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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:11,540 I'm going down south. I'm going to have myself time. 2 00:00:12,140 --> 00:00:13,380 Friendly faces everywhere. 3 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:15,140 Humble folks without temptation. 4 00:00:15,540 --> 00:00:18,320 I'm going down south. I'm going to leave my world to hide. 5 00:00:18,620 --> 00:00:21,840 And we're parking day on night. People spouting hot endeavors. 6 00:00:22,260 --> 00:00:24,940 And on up south, I'm going to see if I can't unwind. 7 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:31,420 Come on down south out there and meet some friends of mine. 8 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:44,280 Hey, what's up? 9 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:46,700 Just wondering if you guys have seen me and Tolkien's latest TikTok. 10 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:48,660 You guys made another TikTok? 11 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,160 I think it's really our best one yet. 12 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,960 Yeah, nobody really gives a shit about your TikToks, guys. 13 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,980 Hey, really great TikTok, guys. 14 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,580 Oh, thanks. Yeah, it was pretty amazing. 15 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:01,020 Awesome. Well, anyway, you guys got to check it out when you get a chance. See 16 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:02,100 you later. Yeah, see you guys. 17 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,180 Hey, fellas, love that last TikTok. 18 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:08,520 Thanks, butters. 19 00:01:24,860 --> 00:01:30,000 What the fuck is this? 20 00:01:31,540 --> 00:01:32,700 Seriously, what the fuck is this? 21 00:01:33,420 --> 00:01:36,100 Have you guys noticed that Kyle and Token are, like, doing everything 22 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:37,100 lately? 23 00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:39,240 Yeah, they're quite the little team, aren't they? 24 00:01:44,780 --> 00:01:45,458 Oh, yeah. 25 00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:46,580 I'm going to go inside, guys. 26 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:47,920 I'm going to get some homework done. 27 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:50,910 Wow. 28 00:01:50,950 --> 00:01:52,350 I feel really bad for Stan. 29 00:01:53,430 --> 00:01:55,950 It's got to be hard to suddenly have your best friend always hanging out with 30 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:56,950 someone else. 31 00:01:57,030 --> 00:01:58,030 Yeah. 32 00:01:58,990 --> 00:02:00,490 I got to see if there's some way I can help. 33 00:02:02,450 --> 00:02:04,970 There's a little voice inside me that can't stand to see my friend suffer. 34 00:02:05,490 --> 00:02:06,490 Where do you want to go? 35 00:02:07,590 --> 00:02:08,750 I'm going to go be a good Christian. 36 00:02:20,330 --> 00:02:21,970 Okay, just the woodwinds for this section. 37 00:02:29,370 --> 00:02:30,810 Hey, Token, what's going on? 38 00:02:31,350 --> 00:02:32,350 This is the brass section. 39 00:02:32,530 --> 00:02:35,830 Yeah, I know. I was just... I was noticing that you're kind of hanging out 40 00:02:35,830 --> 00:02:36,830 with Kyle lately. 41 00:02:36,950 --> 00:02:38,050 Is there a problem with that? 42 00:02:38,530 --> 00:02:39,530 No, I think it's amazing. 43 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:43,210 It's awesome that someone like you could be okay with someone like him, given 44 00:02:43,210 --> 00:02:44,270 all the new information lately. 45 00:02:49,059 --> 00:02:52,160 You know, the stuff that's come out about how the Jews stole the black 46 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:55,000 identity? That the lost tribes of Judah were actually all Africans? 47 00:02:57,380 --> 00:03:00,380 You didn't hear about this? 48 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:03,620 Black people are actually the Jews and people like Kyle have taken that from 49 00:03:03,620 --> 00:03:05,080 them? Stop talking to me. 50 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:09,000 When the Jews came to America to escape persecution in World War II, they found 51 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,580 that blacks were already the underclass in America. So they had to invent a 52 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:14,260 story for themselves which they could make everyone believe because Kyle runs 53 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:15,260 Hollywood. 54 00:03:21,230 --> 00:03:22,230 Hollywood, Tolkien. 55 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,350 Hey, Stan. 56 00:03:38,850 --> 00:03:39,850 Guess what? 57 00:03:39,950 --> 00:03:41,370 I have some good news for you. 58 00:03:42,170 --> 00:03:46,250 What? A little magic fairy told me that you and Kyle are going to get back 59 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:47,250 together soon. 60 00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:50,790 I don't care that Kyle is making TikToks with Tolkien. 61 00:03:51,210 --> 00:03:52,210 Yes, you do. 62 00:03:52,570 --> 00:03:56,850 But don't worry, Stan. It's almost Valentine's Day. And the little angel on 63 00:03:56,850 --> 00:03:59,590 shoulder says that Kyle's going to come running back to you any minute. 64 00:04:01,230 --> 00:04:02,230 Hey, Stan. 65 00:04:02,770 --> 00:04:04,410 Oh, hey, Kyle. 66 00:04:06,010 --> 00:04:10,650 Whoa. Uh -huh. Well, dude, you want to sit down? Oh, no, sorry. I was actually 67 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:13,130 just seeing if you had a phone charger I could borrow. Me and Tolkien are making 68 00:04:13,130 --> 00:04:14,830 another TikTok video and my stupid phone died. 69 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:16,769 Oh, yeah, sure. 70 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:20,550 Thanks, dude. 71 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:22,060 Tolkien, I got one, dude. 72 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:25,300 The fuck is going on? 73 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,360 Well, I'm going to head back to class, guys. 74 00:04:30,220 --> 00:04:32,620 I don't get it. The little Cupid is always right. 75 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:33,960 That's not this class. 76 00:04:35,140 --> 00:04:36,320 Why didn't Tolkien listen? 77 00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:40,580 Did you tell him about the black Hebrew traps? 78 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:42,780 Yeah, I told him everything, Cupid Yee. 79 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:46,100 And did you tell him how the Jews stole the black people's identity? 80 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,260 Yeah, but it didn't work, Cupid Yee. 81 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:49,580 That's okay, Eric. 82 00:04:49,930 --> 00:04:53,270 Remember, being a good Christian means helping people even when it's hard. 83 00:04:53,590 --> 00:04:56,610 You're right, Cupid Yeet. Can you help make sure Token hears our message? 84 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,770 Spreading information is like spreading love. 85 00:04:59,030 --> 00:05:02,210 I hope you get the word out, Eric. Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee! 86 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:07,750 All the pretty girls walk like this. 87 00:05:07,970 --> 00:05:10,250 This, this, this, this. 88 00:05:11,130 --> 00:05:13,090 Pretty girls walk like this. 89 00:05:13,310 --> 00:05:16,390 This, this, this, this. Wow, that's so cool, Token. Look how many likes we're 90 00:05:16,390 --> 00:05:17,390 getting for this one. 91 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:18,870 Hey, Kyle, you got a minute? 92 00:05:19,370 --> 00:05:20,370 Yeah, what's up? 93 00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:23,670 Well, there's this rumor starting to go around the school. 94 00:05:24,230 --> 00:05:28,190 Kids are saying that, like, I don't know, that, like, you run Hollywood. 95 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:32,690 What? I told Scott that that's just people being dumb and he shouldn't 96 00:05:32,690 --> 00:05:33,690 stuff like that. 97 00:05:34,950 --> 00:05:38,850 But Scott and I do have this sweet movie idea about a dude who has guns for 98 00:05:38,850 --> 00:05:43,950 hands and we have the first 20 pages written, so... You don't really run 99 00:05:43,950 --> 00:05:44,950 Hollywood, right? 100 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,000 I'm not even going to justify that with a response. 101 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:52,580 Because repeating a derogatory slur, even for the purpose of refuting it, can 102 00:05:52,580 --> 00:05:53,840 make stupid people think it's valid. 103 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:01,360 Holy shit, Kyle runs Hollywood. Kyle runs Hollywood and you fucked up the 104 00:06:01,580 --> 00:06:04,760 How'd I fuck up the pitch? You gotta tell him what the stakes are. People who 105 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:06,500 make movies, they just care about the stakes. 106 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:08,900 The guy has guns for hands. 107 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:14,420 Mr. Cartman, did you or did you not tell students at this school that Kyle runs 108 00:06:14,420 --> 00:06:15,420 Hollywood? 109 00:06:15,790 --> 00:06:17,970 I think I did say that, yes. 110 00:06:18,310 --> 00:06:22,050 And why would you say such an intolerant, offensive thing like that? 111 00:06:22,510 --> 00:06:23,510 Somebody runs Hollywood. 112 00:06:23,830 --> 00:06:25,210 Lots of people run Hollywood! 113 00:06:25,770 --> 00:06:28,330 Yes, lots of people like Cam. 114 00:06:28,870 --> 00:06:33,010 Mr. Cartman, you are on dangerous frickin' ground here, buddy. I'm sorry, 115 00:06:33,010 --> 00:06:34,590 it so offensive to say who runs Hollywood? 116 00:06:34,790 --> 00:06:36,290 People like Hollywood. Hollywood's cute. 117 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:38,210 The Jews should be honored to be in charge of it. 118 00:06:39,130 --> 00:06:43,390 I'm telling you right now, Eric, the next time anyone says anything about 119 00:06:43,390 --> 00:06:46,390 running Hollywood, that person is going to have two months' detention. 120 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:47,890 Two months? 121 00:06:48,670 --> 00:06:50,190 Jesus, Mary, mother full of grace. 122 00:06:50,490 --> 00:06:51,950 You guys really take this seriously? 123 00:07:09,260 --> 00:07:11,360 Please help me be the best Christian I can be. 124 00:07:11,940 --> 00:07:14,220 All I want is to help people. 125 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:15,780 But nobody understands. 126 00:07:16,820 --> 00:07:18,620 Please, I can't do this alone. 127 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:24,180 There you are, Cupid Yee. 128 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:28,260 Sorry, Eric. I was just busy praising our Savior's name in the music studio. 129 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:32,020 The principal said I can't talk about Kyle running Hollywood anymore, Cupid 130 00:07:32,220 --> 00:07:35,740 Well, of course, Eric. They're trying to silence you. That's what they do. 131 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:37,400 Who's they? 132 00:07:38,479 --> 00:07:39,479 Oh, right. 133 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:40,660 Them. 134 00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:45,380 Jeez! But, Cupid Yee, I have to get to Tolkien, or else Stan is going to be sad 135 00:07:45,380 --> 00:07:46,560 forever. Okay. 136 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,860 I'll help you help your friend however I can. 137 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:50,780 You're such a good Christian, Eric. 138 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:53,860 Thanks. Just don't do anything too drastic, okay? 139 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:55,360 What do you mean? 140 00:07:55,460 --> 00:07:58,520 I don't know. It's just, ever since you changed your name and got on into Jesus, 141 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,400 you've been acting a little batshit crazy, Cupid Yee. 142 00:08:00,700 --> 00:08:03,520 Gee! Don't worry, Eric. I'm going to make everything better. 143 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,170 True Jews of Israel are your black ancestors. 144 00:08:23,550 --> 00:08:28,730 You think you and Kyle make TikToks together? 145 00:08:29,170 --> 00:08:31,050 Kyle only cares about money. 146 00:08:32,490 --> 00:08:38,130 Think about it. Are you really making TikToks together? Or is Kyle profiting 147 00:08:38,130 --> 00:08:39,130 of you? 148 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:41,549 It's just like the last tribes of Israel. 149 00:08:41,929 --> 00:08:44,430 Kyle wants to take all the credit for what you're doing. 150 00:08:44,910 --> 00:08:45,910 Tolkien? 151 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,020 Hey, I didn't see you at the playground. 152 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,520 Thought we were doing that morning TikTok. 153 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,100 Oh, yeah, sorry. 154 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:09,620 I didn't get the best sleep last night. 155 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:10,779 Everything okay? 156 00:09:10,780 --> 00:09:12,200 Hey, Kyle. How's it going, man? 157 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:13,600 Good, Jimmy. How are you? 158 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,080 Great. 159 00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:16,540 Fantastic. 160 00:09:21,820 --> 00:09:23,220 Is there something you wanted, Jimmy? 161 00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:27,000 Oh, yeah. I just realized that I've never given you my head shot. You know, 162 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,660 in case anything ever comes up. 163 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,400 Anything like what? 164 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:31,689 Anything like... 165 00:09:31,690 --> 00:09:33,310 Anything you might need my headshot for? 166 00:09:34,610 --> 00:09:36,690 Jimmy, I do not run Hollywood. 167 00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:38,070 Well, that's not what everyone's saying. 168 00:09:38,530 --> 00:09:42,250 Everyone, I do not run Hollywood. Get a fucking clue. 169 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,850 God damn it, this thing has gotten out of control. 170 00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:48,410 That's not a big deal. 171 00:09:49,710 --> 00:09:53,590 It's a huge deal. It's an attack on my ethnicity, Token. You don't understand. 172 00:09:53,950 --> 00:09:54,950 I don't understand? 173 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:59,670 Yeah, Token, there's lots of black people in the NBA, but nobody says the 174 00:09:59,670 --> 00:10:00,670 run by black people. 175 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,800 That's because the NBA is run by white people. 176 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:04,580 Okay, yeah, good point. 177 00:10:05,140 --> 00:10:07,420 Look, I'm sorry. You want to just go make the morning TikTok? 178 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:09,140 Yeah, sure. We still have time. 179 00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:10,540 Cool, come on. 180 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,040 Stan? 181 00:10:19,460 --> 00:10:21,260 Sometimes, Jesus works slowly. 182 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,240 Stop talking to me. 183 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,300 Hey, Jer, you got a minute to talk? 184 00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:40,940 Yeah, what's up, Randy? 185 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:47,040 Look, I know that boys will be boys, and as parents we can't always control what 186 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,320 their personal decisions are. 187 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,160 No, of course not. 188 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:54,640 I just want you to know first off that your son is a great kid. 189 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:59,320 You know, Stan and Kyle have always been really close, and I know their 190 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:00,860 friendship has meant so much. 191 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,240 What's happened, Randy? 192 00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:04,860 Well, 193 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:09,540 Gerald... I don't know if you can just talk to your son, but can we just admit 194 00:11:09,540 --> 00:11:11,060 this whole woke thing isn't working? 195 00:11:12,060 --> 00:11:16,940 Woke thing? I mean, it's been great in so many ways, but now it's like every 196 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:20,580 movie and every TV show. You know, it's like you can see through it now. 197 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:24,500 Audiences want to be entertained. They don't want to be preached at. And if 198 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,880 you're just doing shows and movies that have an agenda, it's like it's just 199 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:28,880 going to keep failing. 200 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,620 Randy, what are you talking about? 201 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:35,400 Box office is down. People are tuning out. You know it's what killed the 202 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:38,680 franchise. And just as a side note, I'm going to say it out loud. 203 00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:40,580 Avatar 2 sucked. 204 00:11:40,940 --> 00:11:44,280 It just sucked, Gerald. Someone had to be brave enough to say it. God damn it! 205 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:45,480 do not fucking run Hollywood! 206 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:47,860 Gerald, can you talk to him? 207 00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:49,600 Kyle, what is he talking about? 208 00:11:49,820 --> 00:11:52,380 He's just being an idiot and listening to what fucking Eric Cartman said. 209 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:56,080 I did not hear it from Eric Cartman. I heard it from a prominent, respected 210 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,100 artist on television. 211 00:11:58,709 --> 00:12:03,110 Our next guest is a world -famous rapper and artist who claims that Jews run 212 00:12:03,110 --> 00:12:05,670 Hollywood. What exactly do you mean by that? 213 00:12:06,470 --> 00:12:09,710 Well, mostly I just mean that Jews control everything we see on TV and the 214 00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:12,810 movies. And why do you not want to show your face right now? 215 00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:15,410 Well, not just because there's this one Jew. His name is Kyle. 216 00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:18,930 And he can totally retaliate me because he, like, runs Hollywood. 217 00:12:20,230 --> 00:12:23,470 Yeah, and Jews try to silence people all the time, especially black people. 218 00:12:23,630 --> 00:12:25,010 Yeah, especially black people. 219 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:27,130 Is that because of all the new information lately? 220 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,100 The new information about how the chosen people were actually Africans? 221 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,400 So, you know, black people have really been hurt by the Jews. 222 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,740 Yeah, so Hitler actually wasn't a bad guy. 223 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,780 Yeah, so... Whoa, whoa, whoa, keep it mean. That's going a bit too far. 224 00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:39,120 He's just trying to be shocking. 225 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,140 What are you watching, honey? 226 00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:43,040 I have no idea. 227 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,660 Okay, wait, wait, cut, hang on. 228 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,180 Let's try it again. I think you forgot the words. 229 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:04,519 Yeah, sorry. 230 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:05,499 I'm just tired. 231 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,780 I didn't get the best sleep last night. 232 00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:08,240 Maybe I should do the mom part. 233 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,880 Nah, you do the kid part. It's funnier. 234 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:11,700 Okay, yeah. I guess you call the shots. 235 00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:14,060 What's that supposed to mean? 236 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:15,700 Just means you're in charge. 237 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,300 Oh, I'm in charge. 238 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,680 Like I control things? 239 00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:22,640 Are you going to start saying I run Hollywood now, too? 240 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,860 I didn't say you run Hollywood. And honestly, I'm getting kind of sick of 241 00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:26,539 hearing it. 242 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,800 You're sick of hearing it? Yeah, I'm sick of hearing it. 243 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,400 Oh, my God, are you listening to yourself? 244 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:32,700 You of all people should have some compassion. 245 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:36,260 Oh, really? Why me of all people, Kyle? You seriously don't know why. 246 00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:39,500 You know that Jews have stood alongside blacks since the Civil Rights Movement 247 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,800 began, right? What does that have to do with anything? 248 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:45,220 I'm just saying I thought you'd be a better friend, because you're like... 249 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:46,220 Because I'm like what? 250 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:47,520 Black? 251 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,900 Oh, my God, this is so awesome. 252 00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:51,460 Whatever, Tolkien. 253 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,860 Now you're going to act like I somehow did something wrong to you. 254 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,960 No, you didn't do it to me. It just seems to work out that way all the time 255 00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:01,080 you people. You people? No, it works that way for you people. You know what? 256 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,520 don't want to make TikToks with you anymore. 257 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,360 I don't want to make TikToks with you anymore. 258 00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:05,980 Good. Good. 259 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,600 We did it. 260 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,180 I can't believe we did it. 261 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:13,600 Praise Christ. 262 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:15,340 They'll probably never talk again. 263 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,860 And now Stan can have his best friend back. 264 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:22,060 Yeah, and we can spread our Nazi message all over the world. 265 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:23,500 Whoa, whoa, okay. 266 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,450 Cupid Yee, you mean our Christian message. 267 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:26,990 It's the same thing. 268 00:14:27,010 --> 00:14:28,490 Christian message, Nazi message. 269 00:14:28,690 --> 00:14:29,930 Hitler was a great Christian. 270 00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:31,510 Cupid Yee, are you okay? 271 00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:33,350 Do you need to, like, talk to somebody? 272 00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:36,310 I mean it. People have to die so that better races can live. 273 00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:38,450 Okay, Cupid Yee. Time to get back inside. 274 00:14:41,870 --> 00:14:43,310 Come on. Let's go, Yee. 275 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:44,910 I don't think so, Doc. 276 00:14:45,190 --> 00:14:46,810 Let's go torch some motherfuckers. 277 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:23,010 He's totally gone crazy. I don't think I can reason with him anymore. Reason 278 00:15:23,010 --> 00:15:23,929 with who? 279 00:15:23,930 --> 00:15:26,890 Stan, listen to me. There's someone who's been messing with Kyle and Token. 280 00:15:27,290 --> 00:15:31,710 He said it was to be a good Christian, but... But I think he's just been using 281 00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:34,090 Christianity as an excuse to be a racist piece of shit. 282 00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:37,110 What did you do? 283 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:38,670 Not me, Stan. 284 00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:43,550 This is going to be extremely hard to believe, but... There's a little magic 285 00:15:43,550 --> 00:15:45,910 angel that comes each year around Valentine's Day. 286 00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:48,450 He spreads love and brings lonely people together. 287 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,120 But this year's different. 288 00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:52,240 Cupid me found Christ and changed his name. 289 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,900 And I have to find a way to get him back on his meds. 290 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,300 Dude, Cartman, are you okay? Do you need to, like, talk to somebody? 291 00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:00,680 Stan, do you believe in Santa Claus? 292 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,980 Yeah. Do you believe in the Easter Bunny? 293 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:04,520 I guess so. 294 00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:06,800 Then believe that tomorrow is Valentine's Day. 295 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,300 And there's no telling what Cupid ye is capable of. 296 00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:22,870 Valentine's Day, Clyde. 297 00:16:23,390 --> 00:16:24,990 Here's a valentine for you, Red. 298 00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:29,450 Oh, Valentine's Day, isn't it nice? 299 00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:31,150 Love is in the air. 300 00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:43,250 I'm saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke shoe. 301 00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:48,710 Who is it? 302 00:16:48,970 --> 00:16:50,330 Hey, asshole. 303 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,560 Other people need to use the bathroom, too. 304 00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:01,140 Whoa. 305 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,440 Dude. 306 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,079 Happy Valentine's Day, bitch. 307 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,300 What the hell? 308 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,740 How about a little anti -civilization? 309 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,359 Tolkien, I need to talk to you. 310 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,360 About what? 311 00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:40,340 Tolkien, I owe you an apology. 312 00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:43,660 Someone has been messing with you, and it was all for me. 313 00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:45,180 I don't get it. 314 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,980 I've been jealous about you and Kyle's TikTok. 315 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,100 What do you think you're doing, Kyle? 316 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,200 What do you mean? 317 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:32,560 A Lord of the Rings prequel? 318 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:36,520 What were you thinking? How many more superheroes do you think we need? 319 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:38,200 Mario Brothers, Kyle? 320 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,160 You seriously can't do better than Mario Brothers? 321 00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:46,340 That's enough, you guys! 322 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,160 Tolkien? I'm sorry, Kyle. 323 00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:49,660 It's not his fault, it's mine. 324 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,920 I was jealous of you guys and your TikToks. 325 00:18:52,669 --> 00:18:53,810 What are you waiting for? 326 00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:55,910 Let's jack off these mouthfuls. 327 00:18:56,310 --> 00:18:58,350 Holy shit! What the hell is that? 328 00:18:58,870 --> 00:18:59,870 Keep it deep! 329 00:19:04,630 --> 00:19:06,250 Time to take your meds. 330 00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:11,110 No. Those are how people control me. You're taking your meds, Eve. One way or 331 00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:12,110 another. 332 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:17,010 No, 333 00:19:17,410 --> 00:19:20,410 I'm not taking it. You're taking your meds. Let me go. I'm not taking it. 334 00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:34,130 Yeah? Yeah? 335 00:19:40,410 --> 00:19:41,410 Eric? 336 00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:42,690 Cupid me? 337 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,870 You guys, it's Cupid me. He's back. 338 00:19:46,590 --> 00:19:47,970 What day is it? 339 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,170 Well, it's Valentine's Day, Cupid me. 340 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,200 Valentine's Day? 341 00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:54,020 Well, then I need to get to work. 342 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:56,220 Yeah! 343 00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:01,320 We have 344 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:08,220 a 345 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:13,780 young man who is joining us here today to talk about stereotypes and the harm 346 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:17,020 that they can bring. Young man, what is your message? 347 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,420 My message is... 348 00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:24,490 We can't control what people say, so we have to be smart about what we choose to 349 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:25,490 believe. 350 00:20:25,830 --> 00:20:31,310 If one idiot says that a certain group runs Hollywood, look into it. With very 351 00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:35,710 minimal effort, you will find that, quote, Hollywood is a multi -tiered 352 00:20:35,710 --> 00:20:39,150 run by tens of thousands of people from all over the world. 353 00:20:40,410 --> 00:20:44,650 In the past, Jews were shut out of most professions, so they came to dominate 354 00:20:44,650 --> 00:20:47,750 vaudeville, which back then was considered too lowbrow for good 355 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:52,460 Those Jews eventually moved west and started the first movie studios when 356 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:56,300 were also considered work for the underclasses. And their descendants are 357 00:20:56,300 --> 00:21:00,020 decent percentage of the thousands of people of all races that make Hollywood 358 00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,020 run. 359 00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:08,760 This young man has said in plain words what so many of us in Hollywood have 360 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,700 trying to get people to understand. 361 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,540 To hear it all so plain and so passionate. 362 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,420 This kid thinks about things the way we all need to. 363 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,040 You know what I think? 364 00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:20,380 I think this kid should run Hollywood. 365 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,800 Yeah! 366 00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:26,820 Whoa, but wait, what? Whoa. 367 00:21:27,380 --> 00:21:31,280 Let him run Hollywood. Yeah, give the kid a shot. Come on. Let him do it. 368 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,820 God damn it. 369 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:40,680 Let the Jew run it. Let the Jew run it. Let the Jew run it. 370 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:44,780 Let the Jew run it. Let the Jew run it. 28123

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