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I'm going down south. I'm going to have myself time.

Friendly faces everywhere.

Humble folks without temptation.

I'm going down south. I'm going to leave my world to hide.

And we're parking day on night. People spouting hot endeavors.

And on up south, I'm going to see if I can't unwind.

Come on down south out there and meet some friends of mine.

Hey, what's up?

Just wondering if you guys have seen me and Tolkien's latest TikTok.

You guys made another TikTok?

I think it's really our best one yet.

Yeah, nobody really gives a shit about your TikToks, guys.

Hey, really great TikTok, guys.

Oh, thanks. Yeah, it was pretty amazing.

Awesome. Well, anyway, you guys got to check it out when you get a chance. See

you later. Yeah, see you guys.

Hey, fellas, love that last TikTok.

Thanks, butters.

What the fuck is this?

Seriously, what the fuck is this?

Have you guys noticed that Kyle and Token are, like, doing everything

lately?

Yeah, they're quite the little team, aren't they?

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to go inside, guys.

I'm going to get some homework done.

Wow.

I feel really bad for Stan.

It's got to be hard to suddenly have your best friend always hanging out with

someone else.

Yeah.

I got to see if there's some way I can help.

There's a little voice inside me that can't stand to see my friend suffer.

Where do you want to go?

I'm going to go be a good Christian.

Okay, just the woodwinds for this section.

Hey, Token, what's going on?

This is the brass section.

Yeah, I know. I was just... I was noticing that you're kind of hanging out

with Kyle lately.

Is there a problem with that?

No, I think it's amazing.

It's awesome that someone like you could be okay with someone like him, given

all the new information lately.

You know, the stuff that's come out about how the Jews stole the black

identity? That the lost tribes of Judah were actually all Africans?

You didn't hear about this?

Black people are actually the Jews and people like Kyle have taken that from

them? Stop talking to me.

When the Jews came to America to escape persecution in World War II, they found

that blacks were already the underclass in America. So they had to invent a

story for themselves which they could make everyone believe because Kyle runs

Hollywood.

Hollywood, Tolkien.

Hey, Stan.

Guess what?

I have some good news for you.

What? A little magic fairy told me that you and Kyle are going to get back

together soon.

I don't care that Kyle is making TikToks with Tolkien.

Yes, you do.

But don't worry, Stan. It's almost Valentine's Day. And the little angel on

shoulder says that Kyle's going to come running back to you any minute.

Hey, Stan.

Oh, hey, Kyle.

Whoa. Uh -huh. Well, dude, you want to sit down? Oh, no, sorry. I was actually

just seeing if you had a phone charger I could borrow. Me and Tolkien are making

another TikTok video and my stupid phone died.

Oh, yeah, sure.

Thanks, dude.

Tolkien, I got one, dude.

The fuck is going on?

Well, I'm going to head back to class, guys.

I don't get it. The little Cupid is always right.

That's not this class.

Why didn't Tolkien listen?

Did you tell him about the black Hebrew traps?

Yeah, I told him everything, Cupid Yee.

And did you tell him how the Jews stole the black people's identity?

Yeah, but it didn't work, Cupid Yee.

That's okay, Eric.

Remember, being a good Christian means helping people even when it's hard.

You're right, Cupid Yeet. Can you help make sure Token hears our message?

Spreading information is like spreading love.

I hope you get the word out, Eric. Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee!

All the pretty girls walk like this.

This, this, this, this.

Pretty girls walk like this.

This, this, this, this. Wow, that's so cool, Token. Look how many likes we're

getting for this one.

Hey, Kyle, you got a minute?

Yeah, what's up?

Well, there's this rumor starting to go around the school.

Kids are saying that, like, I don't know, that, like, you run Hollywood.

What? I told Scott that that's just people being dumb and he shouldn't

stuff like that.

But Scott and I do have this sweet movie idea about a dude who has guns for

hands and we have the first 20 pages written, so... You don't really run

Hollywood, right?

I'm not even going to justify that with a response.

Because repeating a derogatory slur, even for the purpose of refuting it, can

make stupid people think it's valid.

Holy shit, Kyle runs Hollywood. Kyle runs Hollywood and you fucked up the

How'd I fuck up the pitch? You gotta tell him what the stakes are. People who

make movies, they just care about the stakes.

The guy has guns for hands.

Mr. Cartman, did you or did you not tell students at this school that Kyle runs

Hollywood?

I think I did say that, yes.

And why would you say such an intolerant, offensive thing like that?

Somebody runs Hollywood.

Lots of people run Hollywood!

Yes, lots of people like Cam.

Mr. Cartman, you are on dangerous frickin' ground here, buddy. I'm sorry,

it so offensive to say who runs Hollywood?

People like Hollywood. Hollywood's cute.

The Jews should be honored to be in charge of it.

I'm telling you right now, Eric, the next time anyone says anything about

running Hollywood, that person is going to have two months' detention.

Two months?

Jesus, Mary, mother full of grace.

You guys really take this seriously?

Please help me be the best Christian I can be.

All I want is to help people.

But nobody understands.

Please, I can't do this alone.

There you are, Cupid Yee.

Sorry, Eric. I was just busy praising our Savior's name in the music studio.

The principal said I can't talk about Kyle running Hollywood anymore, Cupid

Well, of course, Eric. They're trying to silence you. That's what they do.

Who's they?

Oh, right.

Them.

Jeez! But, Cupid Yee, I have to get to Tolkien, or else Stan is going to be sad

forever. Okay.

I'll help you help your friend however I can.

You're such a good Christian, Eric.

Thanks. Just don't do anything too drastic, okay?

What do you mean?

I don't know. It's just, ever since you changed your name and got on into Jesus,

you've been acting a little batshit crazy, Cupid Yee.

Gee! Don't worry, Eric. I'm going to make everything better.

True Jews of Israel are your black ancestors.

You think you and Kyle make TikToks together?

Kyle only cares about money.

Think about it. Are you really making TikToks together? Or is Kyle profiting

of you?

It's just like the last tribes of Israel.

Kyle wants to take all the credit for what you're doing.

Tolkien?

Hey, I didn't see you at the playground.

Thought we were doing that morning TikTok.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

I didn't get the best sleep last night.

Everything okay?

Hey, Kyle. How's it going, man?

Good, Jimmy. How are you?

Great.

Fantastic.

Is there something you wanted, Jimmy?

Oh, yeah. I just realized that I've never given you my head shot. You know,

in case anything ever comes up.

Anything like what?

Anything like...

Anything you might need my headshot for?

Jimmy, I do not run Hollywood.

Well, that's not what everyone's saying.

Everyone, I do not run Hollywood. Get a fucking clue.

God damn it, this thing has gotten out of control.

That's not a big deal.

It's a huge deal. It's an attack on my ethnicity, Token. You don't understand.

I don't understand?

Yeah, Token, there's lots of black people in the NBA, but nobody says the

run by black people.

That's because the NBA is run by white people.

Okay, yeah, good point.

Look, I'm sorry. You want to just go make the morning TikTok?

Yeah, sure. We still have time.

Cool, come on.

Stan?

Sometimes, Jesus works slowly.

Stop talking to me.

Hey, Jer, you got a minute to talk?

Yeah, what's up, Randy?

Look, I know that boys will be boys, and as parents we can't always control what

their personal decisions are.

No, of course not.

I just want you to know first off that your son is a great kid.

You know, Stan and Kyle have always been really close, and I know their

friendship has meant so much.

What's happened, Randy?

Well,

Gerald... I don't know if you can just talk to your son, but can we just admit

this whole woke thing isn't working?

Woke thing? I mean, it's been great in so many ways, but now it's like every

movie and every TV show. You know, it's like you can see through it now.

Audiences want to be entertained. They don't want to be preached at. And if

you're just doing shows and movies that have an agenda, it's like it's just

going to keep failing.

Randy, what are you talking about?

Box office is down. People are tuning out. You know it's what killed the

franchise. And just as a side note, I'm going to say it out loud.

Avatar 2 sucked.

It just sucked, Gerald. Someone had to be brave enough to say it. God damn it!

do not fucking run Hollywood!

Gerald, can you talk to him?

Kyle, what is he talking about?

He's just being an idiot and listening to what fucking Eric Cartman said.

I did not hear it from Eric Cartman. I heard it from a prominent, respected

artist on television.

Our next guest is a world -famous rapper and artist who claims that Jews run

Hollywood. What exactly do you mean by that?

Well, mostly I just mean that Jews control everything we see on TV and the

movies. And why do you not want to show your face right now?

Well, not just because there's this one Jew. His name is Kyle.

And he can totally retaliate me because he, like, runs Hollywood.

Yeah, and Jews try to silence people all the time, especially black people.

Yeah, especially black people.

Is that because of all the new information lately?

The new information about how the chosen people were actually Africans?

So, you know, black people have really been hurt by the Jews.

Yeah, so Hitler actually wasn't a bad guy.

Yeah, so... Whoa, whoa, whoa, keep it mean. That's going a bit too far.

He's just trying to be shocking.

What are you watching, honey?

I have no idea.

Okay, wait, wait, cut, hang on.

Let's try it again. I think you forgot the words.

Yeah, sorry.

I'm just tired.

I didn't get the best sleep last night.

Maybe I should do the mom part.

Nah, you do the kid part. It's funnier.

Okay, yeah. I guess you call the shots.

What's that supposed to mean?

Just means you're in charge.

Oh, I'm in charge.

Like I control things?

Are you going to start saying I run Hollywood now, too?

I didn't say you run Hollywood. And honestly, I'm getting kind of sick of

hearing it.

You're sick of hearing it? Yeah, I'm sick of hearing it.

Oh, my God, are you listening to yourself?

You of all people should have some compassion.

Oh, really? Why me of all people, Kyle? You seriously don't know why.

You know that Jews have stood alongside blacks since the Civil Rights Movement

began, right? What does that have to do with anything?

I'm just saying I thought you'd be a better friend, because you're like...

Because I'm like what?

Black?

Oh, my God, this is so awesome.

Whatever, Tolkien.

Now you're going to act like I somehow did something wrong to you.

No, you didn't do it to me. It just seems to work out that way all the time

you people. You people? No, it works that way for you people. You know what?

don't want to make TikToks with you anymore.

I don't want to make TikToks with you anymore.

Good. Good.

We did it.

I can't believe we did it.

Praise Christ.

They'll probably never talk again.

And now Stan can have his best friend back.

Yeah, and we can spread our Nazi message all over the world.

Whoa, whoa, okay.

Cupid Yee, you mean our Christian message.

It's the same thing.

Christian message, Nazi message.

Hitler was a great Christian.

Cupid Yee, are you okay?

Do you need to, like, talk to somebody?

I mean it. People have to die so that better races can live.

Okay, Cupid Yee. Time to get back inside.

Come on. Let's go, Yee.

I don't think so, Doc.

Let's go torch some motherfuckers.

He's totally gone crazy. I don't think I can reason with him anymore. Reason

with who?

Stan, listen to me. There's someone who's been messing with Kyle and Token.

He said it was to be a good Christian, but... But I think he's just been using

Christianity as an excuse to be a racist piece of shit.

What did you do?

Not me, Stan.

This is going to be extremely hard to believe, but... There's a little magic

angel that comes each year around Valentine's Day.

He spreads love and brings lonely people together.

But this year's different.

Cupid me found Christ and changed his name.

And I have to find a way to get him back on his meds.

Dude, Cartman, are you okay? Do you need to, like, talk to somebody?

Stan, do you believe in Santa Claus?

Yeah. Do you believe in the Easter Bunny?

I guess so.

Then believe that tomorrow is Valentine's Day.

And there's no telling what Cupid ye is capable of.

Valentine's Day, Clyde.

Here's a valentine for you, Red.

Oh, Valentine's Day, isn't it nice?

Love is in the air.

I'm saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke shoe.

Who is it?

Hey, asshole.

Other people need to use the bathroom, too.

Whoa.

Dude.

Happy Valentine's Day, bitch.

What the hell?

How about a little anti -civilization?

Tolkien, I need to talk to you.

About what?

Tolkien, I owe you an apology.

Someone has been messing with you, and it was all for me.

I don't get it.

I've been jealous about you and Kyle's TikTok.

What do you think you're doing, Kyle?

What do you mean?

A Lord of the Rings prequel?

What were you thinking? How many more superheroes do you think we need?

Mario Brothers, Kyle?

You seriously can't do better than Mario Brothers?

That's enough, you guys!

Tolkien? I'm sorry, Kyle.

It's not his fault, it's mine.

I was jealous of you guys and your TikToks.

What are you waiting for?

Let's jack off these mouthfuls.

Holy shit! What the hell is that?

Keep it deep!

Time to take your meds.

No. Those are how people control me. You're taking your meds, Eve. One way or

another.

No,

I'm not taking it. You're taking your meds. Let me go. I'm not taking it.

Yeah? Yeah?

Eric?

Cupid me?

You guys, it's Cupid me. He's back.

What day is it?

Well, it's Valentine's Day, Cupid me.

Valentine's Day?

Well, then I need to get to work.

Yeah!

We have

a

young man who is joining us here today to talk about stereotypes and the harm

that they can bring. Young man, what is your message?

My message is...

We can't control what people say, so we have to be smart about what we choose to

believe.

If one idiot says that a certain group runs Hollywood, look into it. With very

minimal effort, you will find that, quote, Hollywood is a multi -tiered

run by tens of thousands of people from all over the world.

In the past, Jews were shut out of most professions, so they came to dominate

vaudeville, which back then was considered too lowbrow for good

Those Jews eventually moved west and started the first movie studios when

were also considered work for the underclasses. And their descendants are

decent percentage of the thousands of people of all races that make Hollywood

run.

This young man has said in plain words what so many of us in Hollywood have

trying to get people to understand.

To hear it all so plain and so passionate.

This kid thinks about things the way we all need to.

You know what I think?

I think this kid should run Hollywood.

Yeah!

Whoa, but wait, what? Whoa.

Let him run Hollywood. Yeah, give the kid a shot. Come on. Let him do it.

God damn it.

Let the Jew run it. Let the Jew run it. Let the Jew run it.

Let the Jew run it. Let the Jew run it.