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You know, now that CeeCee's
starting to walk,
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we should think about
babyproofing this place.
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We didn't babyproof the house
for you or your brother,
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and you both lived.
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Have you forgotten that
Connor stuck a butter knife in an outlet?
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And he lived.
Your point?
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Might explain the way he is.
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You mean my electric personality?
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- [JIM] Hey.
- Hey.
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Brought dinner.
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Ooh, meat lovers.
What's the occasion?
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Well, thanks to your husband,
we're handling all the auto business
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for the high school.
[gasps]
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I'm bringin' home the bacon,
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and the sausage
and the pepperoni.
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All of their tires, huh?
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I'm impressed.
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But...
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No buts. Way to go.
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Still feels like there's
a "but" coming.
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You feel it,
I feel it, too.
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You two are impossible.
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See, that feels better.
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Got a pretty hefty commission
check coming your way.
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We sure need it, given our
ginormous credit card debt.
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You mean my ginormous
credit card debt.
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I was tryin' to be nice.
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Try harder.
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Your ginormous
credit card debt
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does not diminish
my love for you.
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That is nicer.
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I was thinkin', how about
we take some of my commission
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and go have a fancy dinner
somewhere?
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No, that's okay,
we don't have to.
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You sure? Celebrate that
we're finally makin' some money.
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You're making some money.
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You're mad about that?
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Of course not.
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'Cause that'd be a weird thing
to be mad about.
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Yeah, well, I'm not.
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Good.
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Yeah, I'm really proud of you.
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- Probably a nicer way to say it.
- Okay, fine, it pisses me off.
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There we go.
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It just makes me feel like
I'm-I'm not contributing anything.
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Honey, it ain't a competition.
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Yes, it is and I'm losing.
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You want me to earn less?
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Look, I went to college, I have a
Bachelor of Arts degree in communications.
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I should be making
more than you.
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Well, what's stoppin' you?
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Oh, come on, put that diploma
to use, talk to me.
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♪
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[coos]
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[clicks tongue]
Can I get you anything else?
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- Tea's fine.
- Mm.
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You sure? Slice of pie?
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What kind of pie you got?
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Apple, pecan,
lemon meringue.
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Nah, I get my pie
from the Waffle House.
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Right.
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[sighs heavily]
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I could use some
more hot water.
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Can I get you another tea bag?
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You gonna charge me for it?
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Yes.
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Water's fine.
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[sighs]
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You charge for lemon?
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No.
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Thank you.
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You know, I went to college.
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[rock music plays on radio]
[sighs]
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FEMALE DJ: We'll be back with more of
today's hits right after this.
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ANNOUNCER: Do you feel like your potential
isn't being maximized?
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Oh, you got to be kidding me.
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Could you use some extra money?
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Does a bear crap in the woods?
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Would you like
to be your own boss?
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I don't care,
just say how to do it.
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So it's basically selling
vitamins, and diet shakes,
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and health bars.
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And I can make
my own schedule
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so I can keep my job at the diner
and I can still be here for CeeCee.
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Have you ever worked
in sales?
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No, but how hard can it be selling diet
stuff to Texans, everybody's chunky.
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Okay. When do you start?
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Well, here's the thing--
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you know that old saying,
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"You gotta spend money
to make money?"
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Uh-huh.
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Well, there you go.
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How much?
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Well, obviously
I'd make it back real fast.
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- How much?
- And keep in mind,
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sales is all about
communication.
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And what do I have
a degree in?
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Are you gonna tell me or not?
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It's $1,200.
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That's my whole commission
from the school account.
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Meant to be, huh?
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Just so I'm clear, are you competing with me
or are we on the same team?
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[scoffs] How can
you even ask that?
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Of course we're
on the same team.
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Okay, let's do it.
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Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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Just a word of warnin',
sales is not as easy as you think.
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It's not?
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I just got you to
fork over 1,200 bucks.
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God, I am so turned on right now.
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♪
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[breathes deeply]
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister.
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I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep
in this area.
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I just wanted
to introduce myself
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and see if you had a few minutes
to hear about our exciting products.
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How did you get in this building?
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Oh, well, I waited
till somebody was coming out...
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[door slams shut]
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister.
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I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep
in this area.
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I just wrapped things up
with your neighbor
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- and she...
- Which neighbor?
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Well, right next door.
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Joan gave you money?
She owes me money.
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Well, I don't really
know about...
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Joan! Joan!
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Why are you buying crap from this bimbo
when you owe me for the lotto tickets?!
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[knocking on the door]
I know you're in there!
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Joan!
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister.
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I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep
in the...
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister. Uh...
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Hi. I'm Mandy...
[whimpers]
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[inhales]
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MANDY:
I didn't even say anything!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Can I make you a plate?
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Sure.
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So?
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How'd it go?
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Great. Just great.
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It's important to keep in mind,
selling is like an art.
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You know, it takes time
to learn the...
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Somebody else talk.
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Yeah, when I was young,
I tried sellin' door-to-door.
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It was rough.
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Yeah, how young?
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Oh, real young, 16.
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So three years ago.
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That's a big chuck of my life.
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The point is is I got better.
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Oh, good for you.
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I see why you stopped talkin'.
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Relax, okay?
I'm not mad at you.
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Great. So you gonna pack it in?
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Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?
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No, we'd be out 1,200 bucks.
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You'd be out 1,200 bucks.
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Well, I thought we're
on the same team.
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We are.
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You spent $1,200
to sell diet food to Texans?
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Georgie thought it
was a good idea.
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I was tryin' to be supportive.
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So you were lying?
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I was supportin'.
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Okay, no sense
throwing blame around.
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If you're not gonna quit,
what's the plan?
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Well, door-to-door's
a waste of time.
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I need to set up someplace
people come to me.
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Maybe in front of
a grocery store or something.
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Lot of foot traffic, people feelin' guilty
about junk food. That's smart.
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Yeah, that's why I said it.
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Go team.
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You know, I was thinking,
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maybe we should buy some
of Mandy's diet crap.
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You know, get her started.
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Really?
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Have you forgotten
the Girl Scout cookies?
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The crying,
the tantrums.
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"Daddy, nobody buys my cookies."
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She ended up
selling a bunch.
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To you.
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Oh, like you don't enjoy
a Thin Mint out of the freezer.
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You know, she's not
a little girl anymore.
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You can't keep coddling her.
[scoffs]
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You coddle Connor--
what's the difference?
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He's a late bloomer.
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He's 26.
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He bloomed.
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This is the bloom.
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You know very well he requires
a little extra love.
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He requires a swift kick in the ass.
[scoffs]
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You don't mean that.
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[sighs] You could at least make him
chip in around the house,
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you know, maybe do
his own laundry.
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That seems fair.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Hmm.
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What?
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I wasn't prepared
to win an argument.
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You want to tell him?
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I kind of do.
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Go for it.
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Hey, uh, just so we're clear,
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I'm gonna tell him
we agreed on this.
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I don't want him coming to you
and playing us against each other.
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Smart.
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All right.
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Ooh.
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What if he gives me a hard time?
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Then he will have dirty clothes.
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Consequences.
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That's good.
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♪
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Hi! Would you like
to sample one
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of our delicious diet shakes
or nutrition bars?
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00:10:02,657 --> 00:10:04,393
Okay, maybe
on the way out!
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00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:08,631
Hi, ma'am, would you like to sample
one of our delicious diet shakes?
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Not that I think you're fat!
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'Cause I don't!
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00:10:14,544 --> 00:10:15,474
Hey.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
225
00:10:17,597 --> 00:10:20,536
Oh, just wanted to come check in
on my favorite saleslady.
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00:10:20,556 --> 00:10:21,795
How's it going?
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00:10:21,818 --> 00:10:25,444
Good. Uh, passing out samples,
getting people excited about the product.
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Oh, excuse me, may I interest you
in a free sample of a...
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I'm a person!
I have feelings!
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Hey, maybe instead of just launching
right into your sales pitch,
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you try to find something
personal you can connect about.
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I got this, Georgie.
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Watch this.
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- Hook 'em, Horns.
- Hell yeah.
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That game against A&M,
they got robbed.
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100%.
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What's all this?
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A scientifically designed
diet system.
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Here, try one.
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Not only tastes great--
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it's developed by doctors
to help you drop weight jiffy quick.
242
00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:02,827
I could probably lose a few.
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00:11:03,482 --> 00:11:04,564
How much?
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Oh, normally $15.
245
00:11:05,949 --> 00:11:07,757
But we're having
a special-- two for $20.
246
00:11:07,777 --> 00:11:09,143
Well, then give me two.
247
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Get ready to wear
smaller clothes, my friend.
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00:11:15,568 --> 00:11:17,147
See you at the beach!
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00:11:18,832 --> 00:11:20,640
Look at that-- your first sale!
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♪
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♪
252
00:11:31,345 --> 00:11:32,501
How's it going?
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00:11:32,602 --> 00:11:33,650
Fine.
254
00:11:35,723 --> 00:11:38,521
You know how to use the
fabric softeners and whatnot?
255
00:11:39,422 --> 00:11:41,088
There's instructions
on the bottle.
256
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,385
Right.
257
00:11:43,513 --> 00:11:44,745
Good for you.
258
00:11:46,551 --> 00:11:48,569
So all these years your
mother did your laundry,
259
00:11:48,589 --> 00:11:50,706
you were perfectly capable
of doing it yourself?
260
00:11:50,808 --> 00:11:51,991
Yes.
261
00:11:53,262 --> 00:11:54,852
Why didn't you ever do it?
262
00:11:54,872 --> 00:11:56,365
No one asked me.
263
00:11:58,615 --> 00:12:00,162
So if I asked you to...
264
00:12:00,182 --> 00:12:03,042
clean the bathroom, do the dishes,
take out the garbage, you would?
265
00:12:03,997 --> 00:12:05,128
Yes.
266
00:12:05,274 --> 00:12:07,262
[chuckles softly]
267
00:12:07,363 --> 00:12:08,592
Okay.
268
00:12:08,612 --> 00:12:09,909
Well, then...
269
00:12:09,974 --> 00:12:11,722
do those things.
270
00:12:12,673 --> 00:12:14,029
Okay.
271
00:12:18,609 --> 00:12:20,650
[quietly]
This is crazy.
272
00:12:23,069 --> 00:12:24,789
[door opens]
[GEORGIE] Oh, come on!
273
00:12:24,809 --> 00:12:27,412
- You were right there!
- Yeah. Watching you do it for me.
274
00:12:27,432 --> 00:12:29,974
- I was just trying to help.
- Well, I didn't ask for your help.
275
00:12:29,994 --> 00:12:31,454
What's going on?
276
00:12:31,474 --> 00:12:32,803
My husband thinks
I'm an idiot.
277
00:12:32,823 --> 00:12:33,804
No, I don't.
278
00:12:33,824 --> 00:12:35,490
You just think I suck at sales.
279
00:12:35,601 --> 00:12:37,579
Which don't make
you an idiot.
280
00:12:37,747 --> 00:12:38,853
He's right.
281
00:12:38,873 --> 00:12:40,299
"Which don't."
282
00:12:41,357 --> 00:12:43,049
Mandy, selling
is in my blood.
283
00:12:43,069 --> 00:12:43,951
It's what I do.
284
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:47,514
- Why can't you just let me help you?
- Because I wanted to do it on my own.
285
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:48,819
That's just crazy.
286
00:12:48,839 --> 00:12:51,812
If I was trying to be a waitress in a diner,
I'd ask you for help.
287
00:12:52,956 --> 00:12:55,716
Now, see, that right there,
that is what an idiot sounds like.
288
00:12:57,283 --> 00:12:59,515
♪
289
00:13:02,225 --> 00:13:03,301
Georgie?
290
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:04,954
Ms. Hutchins?
291
00:13:05,031 --> 00:13:06,739
You quit working
at the high school?
292
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,535
No, I do both.
293
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:09,884
This one for the money,
294
00:13:09,904 --> 00:13:12,341
high school librarian
for the glamour.
295
00:13:13,255 --> 00:13:14,703
What brings you by?
296
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,500
I'm kind of looking
for a book on relationships.
297
00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,795
My wife and I
are having a bit of a spat.
298
00:13:19,855 --> 00:13:21,101
You're married?
299
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,798
Got a baby, too.
300
00:13:22,827 --> 00:13:24,594
Oh, you knocked her up.
301
00:13:24,614 --> 00:13:26,499
That makes more sense.
302
00:13:27,356 --> 00:13:28,990
Speaking of making sense,
303
00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:31,166
you got any books that
explain women or marriage
304
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,037
or whatever it is I did wrong?
305
00:13:33,057 --> 00:13:34,941
Oh. I have just the thing.
306
00:13:35,734 --> 00:13:36,856
You married?
307
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,316
Me?
308
00:13:38,336 --> 00:13:41,662
Oh, I'm too busy
having fun to settle down.
309
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:46,996
Try this.
310
00:13:47,421 --> 00:13:48,879
Men Are from Mars,
311
00:13:48,899 --> 00:13:50,707
Women Are from Venus.
312
00:13:50,727 --> 00:13:53,075
Hmm. That explains a lot.
313
00:13:53,469 --> 00:13:54,668
Have you read it?
314
00:13:54,688 --> 00:13:56,539
Several times.
315
00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:57,790
Did it work?
316
00:13:58,042 --> 00:14:00,848
Yes, my love life
is fantastic.
317
00:14:00,868 --> 00:14:02,806
Do you want
the book or not?
318
00:14:02,826 --> 00:14:04,283
Sure.
319
00:14:05,786 --> 00:14:07,071
I'm young and married,
320
00:14:07,091 --> 00:14:08,592
you're old and alone.
321
00:14:08,612 --> 00:14:10,679
It's funny
how things work out.
322
00:14:11,966 --> 00:14:13,574
Hilarious.
323
00:14:15,317 --> 00:14:16,907
♪
324
00:14:16,927 --> 00:14:18,737
[commentator
speaking indistinctly on TV]
325
00:14:18,804 --> 00:14:20,508
Did you put the dishes away?
326
00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:22,075
Connor did.
327
00:14:22,277 --> 00:14:23,457
Oh.
328
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:25,819
And the ball is snapped.
329
00:14:26,763 --> 00:14:28,789
Don't forget--
tomorrow's garbage day.
330
00:14:28,809 --> 00:14:30,663
Connor took the cans down.
331
00:14:31,812 --> 00:14:33,042
Oh.
332
00:14:33,587 --> 00:14:34,655
Good.
333
00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:36,770
Bathroom's clean.
334
00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:38,084
Attaboy.
335
00:14:39,937 --> 00:14:41,566
What did you say to him?
336
00:14:41,586 --> 00:14:43,238
I just asked.
337
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,284
Just over nine minutes
to go in this...
338
00:14:45,304 --> 00:14:47,535
I don't know
how I feel about this.
339
00:14:47,775 --> 00:14:49,334
What's the problem?
340
00:14:49,354 --> 00:14:52,552
[sighs] I guess I'm just used
to taking care of him.
341
00:14:52,572 --> 00:14:55,238
Aw. 'Cause he's
your baby boy?
342
00:14:55,373 --> 00:14:56,544
- Yeah.
- Hmm?
343
00:14:56,922 --> 00:14:59,659
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
you can always take care of me.
344
00:14:59,679 --> 00:15:01,745
Oh, it's not the same!
345
00:15:02,146 --> 00:15:03,563
Brought you
a fresh one, Dad.
346
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:05,641
Thank you, son.
[chuckles softly]
347
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,425
It's a tough night
for you, huh?
348
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,125
Aw. She's adorable.
349
00:15:16,145 --> 00:15:16,793
[MANDY] Oh.
350
00:15:16,813 --> 00:15:17,925
Thank you.
351
00:15:17,945 --> 00:15:19,698
Don't you love being a mom?
352
00:15:19,999 --> 00:15:20,928
I do.
353
00:15:20,948 --> 00:15:22,930
She's everything to me.
354
00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,684
But there are some days
where I feel like
355
00:15:24,704 --> 00:15:26,412
all I am is "CeeCee's mom."
[chuckles]
356
00:15:26,432 --> 00:15:28,370
And that is not enough.
357
00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:30,198
I have more
to offer the world than...
358
00:15:30,218 --> 00:15:32,809
changing diapers
and blending bananas.
359
00:15:32,829 --> 00:15:34,619
I get that.
360
00:15:35,053 --> 00:15:36,657
You want to know something?
361
00:15:36,893 --> 00:15:38,403
I just took a sales job,
362
00:15:38,423 --> 00:15:40,861
not because I needed it
but because
363
00:15:40,881 --> 00:15:42,645
I wanted something
I could call my own.
364
00:15:42,665 --> 00:15:45,687
And my husband--
bless his dumb, redneck heart--
365
00:15:45,707 --> 00:15:47,703
swooped in
and took it away from me.
366
00:15:47,723 --> 00:15:49,778
They think they can
fix everything.
367
00:15:49,798 --> 00:15:50,958
Why don't they get us?
368
00:15:50,978 --> 00:15:53,575
Because they're
self-centered sons of bitches.
369
00:15:53,676 --> 00:15:55,357
You got that right.
370
00:15:55,504 --> 00:15:56,964
So what are you selling?
371
00:15:56,984 --> 00:15:58,879
Oh, uh, it doesn't matter.
372
00:15:58,899 --> 00:16:00,010
Yes, it does.
373
00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:02,175
It matters very much.
374
00:16:02,273 --> 00:16:03,781
Oh, uh, well...
375
00:16:03,817 --> 00:16:06,701
diet shakes, vitamins,
nutrition bars.
376
00:16:06,745 --> 00:16:10,252
Oh. I could probably lose
a little bit of the baby weight.
377
00:16:10,272 --> 00:16:13,273
Oh, well, don't say that.
You're beautiful.
378
00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:15,489
$15 a box, two for $20.
379
00:16:16,046 --> 00:16:16,984
I'll take two.
380
00:16:17,004 --> 00:16:18,185
Yeah, same here.
381
00:16:18,205 --> 00:16:19,313
- I'll take eight.
- [MANDY] Okay.
382
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:20,799
Hang on. Let me write this down.
383
00:16:26,492 --> 00:16:27,766
[singsongy]
Hello.
384
00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:29,717
Hey. How'd her checkup go?
[door closes]
385
00:16:29,737 --> 00:16:31,085
Great, good,
she might need glasses.
386
00:16:31,105 --> 00:16:34,223
More importantly, I made a ton of sales
and I did it all by myself.
387
00:16:34,848 --> 00:16:37,659
- That's amazing.
- You're darn right it's amazing.
388
00:16:38,495 --> 00:16:39,638
What's that?
389
00:16:40,288 --> 00:16:42,330
Men Are from Mars,
Women Are from Venus.
390
00:16:42,749 --> 00:16:43,784
You're kidding.
391
00:16:44,107 --> 00:16:46,409
They ain't really.
It's just a metaphor.
392
00:16:46,468 --> 00:16:48,015
[chuckles]
393
00:16:48,035 --> 00:16:49,320
Yeah, I got it.
394
00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:51,499
Uh, why are you reading it?
395
00:16:51,519 --> 00:16:53,601
Well, I'm trying to be
a better husband.
396
00:16:54,302 --> 00:16:55,821
You'd do that for me?
397
00:16:55,841 --> 00:16:57,907
I'd do anything for you.
398
00:16:58,364 --> 00:17:00,277
I didn't think that
included reading a book.
399
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,725
Not just any book--
400
00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:04,586
a long-ass, boring one.
401
00:17:05,913 --> 00:17:07,684
Yeah, well, what'd you learn?
402
00:17:07,704 --> 00:17:09,906
Well, in a nutshell,
all you gals want
403
00:17:09,926 --> 00:17:12,561
is to be heard and have
your feelings validated.
404
00:17:12,581 --> 00:17:14,830
Huh. All us gals.
405
00:17:14,931 --> 00:17:16,829
Sorry. All you girls.
406
00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:19,075
Ladies?
407
00:17:20,769 --> 00:17:22,350
Well, I know it ain't "chicks."
[scoffs]
408
00:17:23,070 --> 00:17:24,741
Well, what about all you fellas?
409
00:17:24,761 --> 00:17:26,528
Well, that's interesting.
Turns out
410
00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:27,976
men are problem solvers.
411
00:17:27,996 --> 00:17:29,099
We like to fix stuff.
412
00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:30,857
But here's
where it gets tricky--
413
00:17:30,877 --> 00:17:32,277
y'all don't want us
to fix stuff.
414
00:17:32,297 --> 00:17:33,592
You just want to complain.
415
00:17:35,909 --> 00:17:37,314
[exhales]
416
00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:43,113
Whatever you're feeling,
I acknowledge it!
417
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:45,279
♪
418
00:17:49,705 --> 00:17:52,112
♪
419
00:17:58,412 --> 00:17:59,193
Hi.
420
00:17:59,213 --> 00:18:00,957
I told you,
I don't want what you're selling.
421
00:18:00,977 --> 00:18:02,959
I know. And-and I'm not selling.
422
00:18:02,979 --> 00:18:04,946
I just came by to apologize.
423
00:18:04,966 --> 00:18:06,152
For what?
424
00:18:07,341 --> 00:18:09,345
Well, this is hard for me,
425
00:18:09,607 --> 00:18:11,875
but I was trying
to prove to my husband
426
00:18:11,895 --> 00:18:13,733
that I-I'm-I'm more
than just a mom.
427
00:18:13,753 --> 00:18:16,281
But maybe I'm kidding myself.
I mean, maybe that's all I am.
428
00:18:16,688 --> 00:18:18,165
I had a husband like that.
429
00:18:18,185 --> 00:18:20,542
So you understand. I mean,
no matter how hard you work,
430
00:18:20,562 --> 00:18:23,514
you're always the junior partner
in the relationship.
431
00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:24,807
Second-class citizen.
432
00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:26,015
Exactly.
433
00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:29,210
Anyway, I'll-I'll
leave you alone. I just--
434
00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:31,671
I wanted to tell you how sorry
I am for bothering you.
435
00:18:33,993 --> 00:18:35,590
Hang on!
436
00:18:36,535 --> 00:18:38,738
Tell me about what
you're selling.
437
00:18:39,606 --> 00:18:41,640
Oh, I'm just so glad you asked!
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