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Hello. Chronic Army Delivery.

Perfect. I'm dying to get high.

How much do I owe you? $99 .55.

Alright, let me grab my purse. Come on in. Sure.

Gosh, I could have sworn I had cash.

I don't know where I put my cash.

Um, we take credit cards and debit.

Oh. Those got stolen recently. I'm waiting for new ones.

Take Venmo.

Um, I don't remember my password.

Take PayPal.

I can't log in there either.

Cash app.

What's that?

Uh, Bitcoin?

Okay, ma 'am.

You need to pay for this bag of weed.

Can't you give me a credit or something?

I mean, I'm good for it.

Really want to get high? No, ma 'am. I am not authorized to just give away bags

of weed. If you want this bag of weed, you have to pay for it.

Well... I'm sure there's some sort of arrangement

we can work out.

I'm sorry, ma 'am, but I am not authorized to just give away bags of

could get in trouble.

I can make it worth your while.

Oh, my God. Is she offering me

sex for a bag of weed? What is this?

Porno?

Thinking about those big green nuggets is getting me so wet.

What are you going to do about it, weed man?

Okay, she is definitely offering me sex for a bag of weed, but does anyone else

see the dilemma in this?

Ah, she wants a bag of weed, but she's offering me sex.

I mean, this is my job. I could get fired.

What do I do?

I'm sorry, ma 'am, but this is my job. I can't give away weed. I could get in a

lot of trouble and... I could be, like, manager one day.

Always wanted to fuck a weed delivery boy.

I hear they always deliver.

Oh, my God. This is getting weird.

Why don't you bring that big blunt over here so I can smoke it?

Ma 'am.

I thought you said you wanted to get zooted. I do.

For cock.

I really do I love this point right here

What?

do something for you oh my god i would love to eat you out that's okay

Good. Pulling that clit like that.

Oh, shit.

Fuck,

yes.

That's it. Make me scream.

Shit. Oh, fucking God.

It's so good.

Oh God, can you eat that pussy?

It's so fucking hot.

Oh my God, yes, like that.

Fuck, that fucking pussy is so fucking good.

Oh my god.

Yes, lick it up. Fuck.

Oh my gosh.

Fuck, yes.

Don't fuck that pussy.

Yes.

Good boy.

Fucking God, just...

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So

fucking good.

So fucking good.

Yes, yes, yes.

Mmm.

That's a lot of persuasion.

Oh, no. I'm going to just swallow up that thing like I did.

She's scared enough.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

I can't believe I'm fucking hurt for the back of me.

Oh, my God.

Use it like a handle.

Spit me down on it. Fuck.

I just want to make that person comfortable.

You fucking deserve that.

You deserve it.

Keep fucking me just like that. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Fuck, please.

Oh my

God.

Can you stand that, please?

Yes,

yes, yes.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

That's why you can't call anyone else.

They'll never give you this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

That's what I want.

Oh, that's what you fucking want. Mm -hmm.

Kick these pants off

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

I'm so fucking hot.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking come.

Oh my god.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh my god, get down.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Yes, yes, yes.

Give me that fuck.

Give me that. Give me, give me, give me, give me.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Wow.

Wow is red.

That is yours, ma 'am.