All language subtitles for Desperate Housewives Season 7 Episode 11 - Assassins

Previously on Desperate Housewives. Will
you do me the honor of moving in with

me?

Proposals were made.

I think starting an interior design
business is a genius.

Juanita learned the truth.

You're not my mommy.

She told me about this guy that she had
a fling with. Susan revealed she knew a

secret. His name was Tom Scarborough.

none of your damn business. I am
Lynette's friend and I'm not going to

and watch you screw up her marriage.

And when a neighborhood protest got
violent, Juanita was saved.

Susan was hurt.

And later, someone got revenge.

Something happened in the suburbs last
night.

A man was shot outside his home.

Detectives were called to investigate.

And they soon learned this man had
enemies.

Detectives, I'm an expert marksman. If
I'd been aiming for Paul Young, he'd be

dead.

I have no idea who shot Paul.

All I know is I need a chiropractor for
all the cartwheels I've been doing.

If you find out who did it, let me know.

I want to send them flowers.

Yes, the police had many suspects in the
shooting of Paul Young.

But his wife had only one.

I was surprised you wanted to see me.
Our last visit ended less than

Are you here to apologize?

You know exactly why I'm here.

No, I don't.

Obviously, you didn't do it yourself.

So who did you hire?

Beth, I don't know what you're talking
about.

Paul's been shot.

What?

Is he dead?

No. Sorry.

He's in the hospital.

When did this happen?

Stop it, Mama.

Just stop it.

I know you had something to do with
this.

Beth, you have to believe me. I don't
know anything about it. You're a liar.

Look, I am not going to pretend I don't
hate the man I do.

But my goal all along has been to prove
that he murdered my sister. Why would I

have him killed before I could do that?

Then who shot him?

I don't know.

I don't know what to believe anymore.

I have to go to the hospital.

Word on the yard is that you can get me
a clean cell phone.

For a price.

Get it.

Somebody's been a naughty boy.

I guess you changed your mind about that
proposal I made.

Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm thrilled.

I just wish you'd waited till I gave you
the signal.

Yes, Paul Young had enemies.

I can't talk right now.

More than he knew.

It's something we need to be reminded of
whenever our world has been turned

upside down.

Come the morning, life goes on.

We pull ourselves together and go on
shopping sprees.

Or reignite a love affair.

Or go back to work.

Yes. we must remember life will get
better.

Unless it doesn't.

You took out my kidney?

It had ruptured. You were bleeding
internally. We had no choice.

Oh, my God.

But you can get by on one kidney, right?

Usually. But in your case, it's a little
more complicated.

The other one is deformed.

Well, fine.

I won't enter it in any kidney beauty
contest.

The point is, it's only operating at
about 5%. If that number drops any

you're at serious risk of renal failure.

How do I not know this? I've never had
any serious health problems.

That's because the other kidney was
doing such a great job of taking up the

slack.

You mean the one you took?

Yes.

So what are you saying?

Do I need a transplant?

Eventually. But we need to get you on
dialysis.

That requires a minor surgical procedure
to install an AV shunt. Whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa. Slow down.

You said if it goes any lower.

Maybe it won't. Maybe it'll go up.

Anything is possible.

But you need to come to terms with the
reality of what's happened to you.

Your life has changed.

I have some information here on
dialysis.

I suggest you read it today.

Welcome to Miss Charlotte's Doll
Academy.

I'm Miss Charlotte.

How can I serve you today?

We are here to buy a doll.

Oh, I'm sorry. We don't sell dolls here.

Really?

Wow, this place got creepy fast.

But I do let good little girls adopt
some of my friends.

Are you ready to be a mommy?

I don't care.

Oh, she's kidding.

She would love a doll. And I want to do
something special for her birthday.

So let's get this adoption going. Very
good. I have someone in our royalty

cabinet I'd love for you to meet.

Look, I am sorry about everything you've
been through the past few days.

I'm trying to show you how much I love
you.

Can't you meet me halfway?

This is Lady Catherine.

She's the toast of Buckingham Palace.

The trim on her cloak is real ermine.

Ooh, isn't she gorgeous?

Wow.

I'll go prepare her papers.

You happy, sweetie?

Yeah.

Oh, let me get my phone out so I can
take a picture of my two princesses.

Why are you looking at Grace?

Oh, I wasn't. I was, uh, I must have
scrolled too far.

Why do you even have that picture?

And what name shall I put under mother?

Put whatever you want. I hate this
stupid place.

Juanita!

Juanita, wait!

Susan, hi.

I heard about your kidney, and I just
want you to know I have two.

So let's talk, Dale.

Relax, I'm not telling Lynette.

You're not?

thing about having something like this
happen to you, you start to think about

what's important and what's not.

And I realize it's not up to me to tell
Lynette about something that happened 20

years ago.

Thank God.

It's up to you.

Hey.

You okay?

You've been standing out here for
like... 20 minutes?

I saw Susan at the hospital.

How's she doing?

She's not going to tell Lynette about
our 20 -year -old mistake.

Oh, thank God!

What a relief!

Why aren't you relieved?

There's one thing she said I can't get
out of my head.

If I never tell Lynette what happened...

Then my friendship with her is not real.

Sure it's real.

All my life, people I thought were my
friends have left me.

People from college, friends I had with
Doug, they're all gone.

And Lynette stayed.

I think I owe her the truth.

No, no, no, no, no.

Sometimes being a friend requires you to
lie.

I mean, come on. We've all seen
McCluskey in those jogging shorts and

looking good.

That's being a friend.

Renee, you can't tell Lynette.

She would be devastated.

I know.

I just have to live with what that says
about me.

Great. We got a plan.

Thought you might want a cold root beer
to cool you down.

I like the cold and beer part.

I know. Living with a woman who doesn't
drink, it must be torture.

How's the replanting coming?

It's taking a little while.

Yard got pretty messed up by the riot.

I'll work on the sprinklers later.

There's no rush.

Oh, look who's drinking out of the
bottle.

See what you've done to me? The next
thing you know, I'll be flossing only

a day.

Hey, you started unpacking my stuff?

Yes, your books are on the shelf, sports
trophies are in the den, and on a sad

note, your beanbag chair accidentally
ripped when I stuck a knife in it and

stuffed it in the trash.

Hmm. My lava lamp?

It accidentally broke when I pushed it
off the counter.

Man, my stuff is clumsy.

I may not love all your things, but I
love that you're here.

Everything that happened over the last
few days made me realize how important

you are to me.

Steer manure is not your favorite
aphrodisiac?

It's only slightly worse than your
aftershave, which accidentally got

down the drain.

Well, hold your breath. I'm kissing you
anyway.

There is a God.

Can I help you?

Someone to see you.

Orson.

Judy kicked me out.

Can I stay here with you?

I never saw it coming.

One minute, Judy and I were enjoying a
nice Pinot Noir. Then the next, she was

wheeling me to the cab, telling me it
was over.

That's terrible.

Well, don't you worry. You can stay here
with us.

Are you sure?

I mean, I had no idea that Keith had
just moved in with you.

Abby, you're a new couple. The last
thing you need around here is a third

fourth wheel.

Nonsense. We insist. Stay as long as you
want.

Isn't that right, Keith?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Any idea how long that might be?

I just want to know how long I'll be
enjoying his company.

I gather as soon as I can find a new
place to live and a caregiver.

Would you mind backing up a bit?

Your cologne is making my eyes water.

Actually, it's steer manure.

To each his own.

Keith, why don't you go shower and I'll
get Orson settled.

Would you like some tea?

No, I'm fine.

So, Keith.

Interesting choice.

It just sort of happened.

But moving in together?

I mean, aren't you taking this rebound
relationship a little too seriously?

It's not a rebound relationship.

What Keith and I have is very special.

And I know what you're thinking. He is a
bit young. No, no, no. Not at all. I

notice he has all of his big boy teeth.

But he and I have a lot in common.

Really?

Hmm. I'm just curious.

Which... Lil Wayne's song is your
favorite.

Foshisi or Ask Them Hoes?

Joke, if you must, but I am not the
woman you once knew. I have changed, and

Keith is responsible.

What I'm wondering is why would someone
change something that was already

perfect?

God, I never thought we'd have a kid in
therapy.

Well, I did. I just thought it'd be
Celia.

Gosh,

you weren't doing this.

You know the shrink always blames a
mother.

The husband blames a mother, too.

How many times do I have to say I'm
sorry? You know what? It is not about us

anymore.

Juanita's world is collapsing around
her, and the only thing that I care

is healing the damage that's been done
to that poor little girl.

Took her doll shopping.

Juanita, if you'd like to go through the
magazines, I'll talk to your mom and

dad for a minute.

Okay.

Please.

Obviously, this is a very unusual
situation.

Juanita understands now that her birth
parents are Hector and Carmen, but she

feels nothing for them.

And because of that, she doesn't
understand why you feel so much for

Well, it's a different kind of love. It
doesn't mean we love Juanita any less.

What should we do?

Remove Grace from your life.

We told you she's already gone.

Juanita says there are photos of her.

Her artwork is on your refrigerator.

You're saying get rid of all that?

Yes.

Once Juanita feels she is again...

The most important thing in your life.
She will start to heal.

Well, obviously I want to help my
daughter, but all the photos... We'll do

whatever it takes.

Good.

So we canvassed your neighborhood to
determine if anyone had any motive.

And, uh... They all did.

Yes. But so far, all of them have an
alibi.

So, what's the next step?

Well, we'd like to ask Mrs. Young a few
questions.

What kind of questions?

Well, for starters, we'd like to know
where exactly you were when your husband

was shot.

And I'm going to stop you right there.

My wife is not a suspect in this
investigation.

She's the one person on that whole
corrupt backstabbing street that I can

Okay, is there anyone else who might
harbor a grudge against you or wish you

harm in any way?

Not that I can think of.

What about you, Mrs. Young?

No.

No one I can think of.

Well, then, if you can think of anyone,
please let us know.

Did you catch the look on the wife's
face?

Yeah.

Gabby!

What?

What are these photos of Grace still
doing here?

Oh, right. Sorry.

You should have gotten rid of these the
second we got back from the doctors.

I've been busy. Here, give them to me.

What are you going to do with them?

Hide them in the closet.

No. We have to throw these away.

Why?

Juanita could find them. She and Celia
play in your closet all the time.

Fine, I'll put them in our safety
deposit box.

Girls don't play at the bank.

Why are you not taking this seriously?

Dr. Lunt never said we had to throw
Grace's photos in the trash. The doctor

we have to remove Grace from our lives.
You understand what that means?

As far as we are concerned, Grace no
longer exists.

Now give me your phone, please.

Why? I'm going to delete every photo of
Grace.

Oh, you can't be serious.

Juanita is in pain.

Do you not get that?

She is no longer a happy little girl
because you did not protect her.

So what am I supposed to do? Just
pretend Grace doesn't exist? Yes.

And that is the last time you will
mention her name in this house.

Oh, please, no more meds.

I'm good for what ails you.

Mike. Oh, I need to look at you.

Oh, no, I need to hug you.

How's my girl?

You're about a half pound lighter.

I told you about the kidney.

Yeah, but it's going to be okay.

We're going to get through this.

Dialysis is not as bad as it sounds.

I'm not doing dialysis.

What? It's like six hours a day, four
times a week. There's not enough gossip

rags in the world to fill up that kind
of time. Plus, I have a job and a kid to

raise. But the doctors said... Mike, you
know what?

The doctors, they don't know everything.

Look at this.

There's herbal remedies and alternative
diets.

There's a lot of other ways to handle
this than being hooked up to a machine.

Mike, I feel great.

And I just want to handle this my own
way.

Well, I'd feel a lot better if you'd
listen to the doctors.

And I'd feel a lot better if I had your
support.

Okay.

God, I can't believe you're back.

So the overall approach is craftsman,
but with Japanese accents, including the

lighting, the vases, the calligraphy,
the two styles are perfectly together.

for your hotel, we think it would look
just gorgeous.

Well, I usually run everything past my
board.

But not this time.

I love it.

And I love the way you two are so in
sync.

Well, we should be. We've been best
friends for 25 years.

Well, actually, 26.

Oh, you can tell.

So, let's see what you have in mind for
the lighting.

You guys keep talking. I'm going to go
get the water pitcher because the waiter

won't refill my glass.

So, the lighting.

Yeah, I have a company that does these
Japanese paper lanterns.

They're beautiful.

And you know we have other hotels.

so we may need some more conversations.

Hey, look what I found next to the water
pitcher.

Ta -da!

Oatmeal raisins. She's always been crazy
about them. Remember freshman year when

you broke up with that boyfriend? I kept
her on a steady diet of these and

tequila for two weeks.

The bar is one of my favorite areas.

Those lanterns with these. Are you okay?

It is them.

You want me to erase it?

Yeah.

You've been such a good friend to me.

Hey, relax.

There was like a hundred of them on a
tray.

So take the drawings home.

Live with them. And we will check in
next week.

Renee, are you...

Yeah, no, she's fine.

She's fine. And we'll call you next
week. And thank you so much. We are so

excited.

What the hell?

I have to tell you something.

20 years ago, I did something awful.

God, who cares?

Ten minutes ago, you did something
amazing.

I slept with Tom.

When? It was that weekend you went to
visit your parents.

And it was just the one time, and it
meant nothing.

And I've been carrying this around ever
since.

I moved here, and it's been eating me
up.

That was after we were engaged.

Yeah, but you had broken up for the
week.

I'm so sorry.

I don't want to hear it.

In fact, I can't even look at you right
now.

I can't even...

You're in the same room as you right
now.

But you are my ride, so let's go.

Do you hate me?

Shut up.

Lynette, I just need to shut up.

Yes, I hate you.

A lot.

But I do foresee a day far in the future
when I might only hate you a little.

You know what the worst part is?

For the last 20 years, you two have been
walking around knowing this and... I...

Didn't. I'm such an idiot.

You're not.

You're not.

And I'm so sorry. Oh my God, you really
need to stop saying that.

But I do need you to do me a favor.

Anything. Don't tell Tom we talked about
this.

Why?

You slept with my husband. Can we just
leave it at, because I said so?

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Juanita.

Happy birthday to you.

Yeah!

Hi,

we haven't met yet. I'm Tina's mother.

Juanita came to our house last week.

Oh, right.

Thanks for coming.

Mom. I know, you want some cake.

Hold on, we'll get you some.

Sorry,

that's my youngest, Celia.

Oh, she's adorable.

Do you have any other children?

No.

I don't have any other children.

I am finally home.

And just so you know, I had the worst
day ever. Did you? I had to meet with

surly client after another. Our
computers went down. I spilled coffee on

shoe. Sounds like you went through a
lot.

But I am much better now.

Oh, God.

I forgot to ask. How did the pitch go?

Good. We got the job.

That is fantastic.

You guys are just getting started and
you're already kicking ass. I am so

of you.

Well, it was mostly Renee.

She did the lion's share of the work.

She's an amazing woman.

Yeah.

Everything okay?

Yes, of course. I made some hot
chocolate for the kids. Would you like

Sounds great.

Might be a little cold.

Do you want me to heat it up?

No, it's okay.

It's boiling.

Is it?

I burned my tongue.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Here we are.

Oh, Brie, you didn't.

Coco, right?

Well, I know it's your favorite, and
considering the rough few days you've

You are amazing.

Hello? Oh, good, you're here. We can
eat.

What's that? I thought we were having
sloppy joes.

Oh, well, since we're having a guest, I
thought I'd serve something more

elegant. You know what?

Tomorrow night, you and I should make
our bouillabaisse.

Of course, O 'Keefe, you'll love it. If
it's French for sloppy joes, then have

at it.

Bree, this looks wonderful.

If I may.

Show me another pleasure like dinner,
which comes every day and lasts an hour.

Tellerrand.

Shut up and eat, varmints.

Yosemite Sam.

Well, this is...

Quite a thrill. I didn't know Stanley
Kowalski was joining us for dinner.

He a friend of you guys?

Um, actually, uh, it's a character in A
Streetcar Named Sire.

He wore a lot of t -shirts and... You
probably haven't heard of it because

Ferrell hasn't done a remake.

Um, sweetheart, why don't you go up and
put a shirt on after all it is dinner

and we do have company.

If it's all the same to everyone, I'm
comfortable, so I'd like to stay in

Why don't I just go up and grab you one?
It will only take a sec.

Refit.

Please, I'm sure our company can endure
one night of bare arms.

Quite right.

Although I don't know what the fuss is,
seems like such a reasonable request.

Guess I just like dressing the way I
want to dress in my own home.

Here's an idea. Why don't you take off
your jacket? See how much more

comfortable it is.

Well, if it's all the same to you, I
prefer not to.

Aren't you afraid of getting food on it?

Not really.

I'm planning on eating with utensils,
not my hands.

Accidents happen.

Well, I suppose I could be happy it
wasn't his own feces.

Orson, I'm so sorry. Keith, what were
you thinking?

Let's just put this behind us, shall we?
And enjoy the lovely meal that you've

prepared. Please pass the piece.

Stop

it!

This instant you are acting like
children and I will not stand for it. Do

hear me?

Hi, Judy.

I'm sorry to just come over here without
calling, but I need to speak with you.

How's Orson?

You know he's staying with me.

Figured as much.

Well, I need a favor.

It's... It's just too difficult for
Orson to live with me and my new

and I know you broke up with him, but is
there any way he could stay here until

he finds a new place?

Look, I don't know what he's been
telling you, but Orson left me.

What? Why?

Because he's still in love with you.

Beautiful, isn't she?

She's just perfect.

I'll take her.

I must say, your daughter's a lucky
little girl.

My daughter?

I assumed you were buying her a present.

Oh, no.

Hey. I'm really sorry about last night.

There's something about your ex.

Keith. I get it. You had a relationship.

It's over. It's totally platonic, and
I'm cool with it.

Actually, I just spoke with his ex
-girlfriend.

Orson is still in love with me.

I knew it. I knew it. Let's wheel his
ass to the curb right now.

Keith, Keith, calm down. Before we wheel
his anywhere, I need to talk to him.

I'm sure I can get him to make other
arrangements.

Get him to make them now. I don't want
that guy in our home another night.

just give me 15 minutes.

I spoke with Judy.

She told me that you were the one who
left.

because you still have feelings for me.
Is that true? Is that why you're here?

Leaving you was the biggest mistake I
could have made.

I know that now.

Orton. Tell me you don't feel the same
way.

Just tell me you feel nothing, and I
will go away, I promise.

Do you know how easy it would be for me
to become that woman again? To slide

back into the role of your wife? Then do
it.

We have a connection, Bree, and you know
it. We used to.

But I've made a new connection.

Please, with that tattooed Neanderthal?

Yes. And I will always have feelings for
you, but I've... changed.

How have you changed?

I... I can't articulate it to you
because I don't understand it myself.

All I know is that...

Being with Keith has made me a different
person.

I don't believe it.

Worth it.

You will always have a piece of my
heart.

But you have to understand that this is
over.

So, did you tell him? Does he need help
packing his stuff?

Um, actually, Orson's going to be
staying with us a little longer.

What?

Just, um, for a few more days until he
finds a place of his own.

Please, he's very fragile right now.

I don't believe this.

Look, I can't just throw him out. You
know why? Because you don't want to.

I don't blame you. It's not your fault
you're still in love with him.

What?

Wait! Please stop and talk to me.

Reed, there's nothing to talk about.

Why would you want to be with Sloppy Joe
when you can be with Coco Van in there?

Let's just cut our losses.

You listen to me.

That's who I was, not who I am now. I
have never worked harder in my life to

keep a relationship.

And if I have to sit in a pile of steer
manure to prove it to you, then I'll do

it.

Mike, just hang up. I don't want to deal
with any more doctors.

He's a top kidney specialist. I really
want you to talk to him.

I can't get any reception in here. I'm
going to go downstairs.

MJ, take care of your mom.

Mom, this pudding's gross.

I wish they had ice cream.

Well, I think they do in the cafeteria
downstairs.

When your dad comes back, maybe he can
take you.

How much longer are you going to be in
the hospital?

I don't know. A little longer.

Is a kidney like a heart?

Do you need it to live?

Well,

yes.

So, you could die?

You know what?

Why don't you and I...

Go down to the cafeteria right now and
get you some ice cream. Mrs. Delfino,

you're in no condition to be getting out
of bed.

I'm just taking him for ice cream. Let
me at least call you an orderly and get

you a wheelchair. I don't need a
wheelchair.

Look, I need to do this.

He's scared.

So how long until you're able to play
basketball with me?

Oh, not too long.

Trust me, sweetie, I can't wait to kick
your butt in a little game of one -on

-one.

Are you okay?

Sure.

So what kind of ice cream do you want,
sweetie?

Can I have an ice cream sandwich?

Yeah, well, you bet.

You know what's cool?

When I was at my friend Jerry's birthday
party, we made our own ice cream and

put graham crackers in it.

What else was cool? On St. Patrick's Day
at school, they gave us green ice

cream.

There were green M &Ms in it, too.

Everyone else thought it was gross.

Mommy!

So you're having surgery to put in a
shunt? It's for the dialysis.

And how long will you need to have this?

Until they find me a donor.

Well, that won't take very long, will
it?

Three to five years.

It's weird.

I've been going through this whole thing
like it was a movie.

It was happening to someone else.

But now... It's real.

Of course. What is it?

If something happens to me, I need to
know if you'll be there to

help.

Like with MJ.

Honey, you'll come through this with
flying colors.

Yeah, nothing's going to happen to you.

Absolutely. Yes.

We'll be there.

My hero.

Save it.

I had nothing to do with what happened.

Could you do me a favor next time?

A little down and to the right.

There's not going to be a next time.
There wasn't a this time.

I thought you said you'd think about it.
That's what you said.

And I told you no.

I didn't do it.

And who did?

Something happened in the suburbs last
week.

A man was shot outside his home.

Detectives were called to investigate.

And they soon learned this man had
enemies.

Some he was not even aware of.

We're sorry to disturb you again, sir.

Not at all.

Any luck with the investigation?

Is your wife here?

She's in the cafeteria.

Do you mind?

It's a bit of a delicate matter.

What's going on? Sir, when we questioned
you about any enemies you might have,

you didn't mention your mother -in -law.

My mother -in -law?

What are you talking about?

We did a little checking into your
wife's background.

Why didn't you tell us her mother framed
you for her own murder?

I mean, come on.

We know she's in jail, but Felicia
Tillman has gone to some extraordinary

to cause you harm.

Are you sure there isn't a possibility
that she somehow was involved in this?

It's water under the bridge.

With love and prayer, Felicia and I have
resolved the issues between us.

Okay.

If anything else turns up, we'll let you
know.

I appreciate it.

Oh, and officers.

Thank you for not bringing this up in
front of my wife.

Her mother is something that we never
really discuss.