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Down, down, down, down, down.

You want to tell me you're not nervous, man?

Come on. No, no, no.

It hasn't been that long.

I can't believe it, man. We got so lucky. You might be sweating.

I am, man. That girl was cute the whole time.

I know, man. Melissa.

Melissa.

Your girl was just feeling better, too.

Yeah. You still got it. We got lucky, though. We got lucky. We got lucky.

You got it.

Back in the game, it's been a while.

Relax, man. You look a little nervous.

I am, man. I am. It's been a long time, man.

What do you want to tell me? You're not nervous?

Oh, man. It's like riding a bike.

Just a couple more hours, man. A couple more hours and we'll be on our double

date. Can't wait.

Okay, maybe I'm a little nervous.

I knew it, bro.

We gotta go classic, polo. Classic polo.

Gotcha.

Been out of the game for a minute.

I know.

What was that time, man? What was that time? Just a few more hours.

Did you hear that, girl? What the fuck?

I can't believe this. I know, I can't believe it either.

Our parents just got divorced and they're already planning on going on a

They don't even take us out on dates. Our dad's on dates.

They're going on a fucking date with some hoes? With some $30 hoes.

Oh my god.

Our dad just got divorced.

I know.

It's honestly... What girl would want a date with that? Like, no offense, but...

I know. They should be, like, fucking trash or something. Like, $30 highways.

I know.

Damn. I can't believe this.

Ugh. Like, so many years, and now they're already, like, going on a date.

And they don't even take us out. Yeah, it's like... Like, nobody wants, like,

divorced men. Damn. They just got... I'm so fucking pissed off. Let's just

sabotage this.

I know.

Yes. Let's do it. Let's do it. We should go fucking date. That would help. We

should go fucking date.

Yeah.

Yeah, I can't believe that.

You know?

We got so lucky, man.

Yeah, they both look good.

Can't believe it.

Okay. I think yours is good, actually.

Yeah,

it's just sexy.

Let me call this bitch up, like, right now.

Her name is Melissa, but, you know, of course, the contact is the same. It was,

like, a 954 number. Oh, it's that one. It's that one right there.

Okay. Okay.

Call this bitch.

Hey, is this Melissa?

Hey, bitch, I'm just calling to tell you that my dad is not going to go on no

date with you, okay?

Because my dad doesn't date bitches like you. Or whores.

Okay? Yeah, I got my best friend with me and she completely agrees.

So, yeah.

You better get to walking because my dad is not going to go on a date with you.

Bye!

Now it's your turn. Now you gotta do it.

Call that bitch up and call her out.

Okay, bye. Call that bitch up.

I don't even know this.

Yeah, listen, bitch, I don't even know your name. You're not even saved in my

dad's phone, but I just want to let you know you're not going anywhere with my

dad tonight.

He does not date no whore trash like you.

Yeah, sorry, bye.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, I can't believe we did it.

That was so good. I think.

Oh, my God, I can't believe we pulled up.

Oh, shit, that's right. Oh, my God, that's so good.

Man, I can't focus on thinking about this date.

All right, can't wait.

Man, well, this is looking good.

I know.

I keep telling you, man, the girls are good too, man. Yeah, they keep on

fighting back.

I know.

Hey, what are you guys doing?

What's up?

What's up?

Actually, we have a date tonight. We're going to be going out. Oh, really?

Huh. Yeah. Yeah, just the ladies we met last night.

Well, I hope you guys have a great time.

Yeah, I hope you have fun.

Yeah,

they're good looking.

Okay. Have a double date, so don't wait up for us. Oh, you're going, okay. Yeah,

we're just going to chill and, yeah, probably watch a movie or something.

popcorn.

I hope you guys have a great time. Thank you. Hope so.

You guys don't wait up.

Yeah, don't wait up, okay?

Bye. Have fun.

That was fun. I expected a little more resistance.

Well, it's time.

What time is it?

Should have been here already.

They're making us wait. You know how girls are.

Yeah, getting ready.

Maybe we should call them.

Yeah, go ahead.

I'll check my phone.

No text messages.

I thought I had my phone.

I thought I had my phone on the table.

Wait a minute.

No.

Wait a minute.

What happened? No, she didn't do this again.

Let me see the time she did it again.

My fucking daughter sabotaged my date again.

Stop touching it, Al.

She fucking called her.

Look.

Look at the time. Look at the time.

From your phone.

Look at the time. You better check your phone.

Wait a second.

Check your phone.

Fuck.

Yeah, I'm going to call her, too.

Oh, man, you know what? 30 minutes ago.

We weren't on our phones 30 minutes ago.

I'm just going to call her.

You can try, man.

I'm going to call her and see what happens.

Fuck. That's so awkward.

Just call her and tell her it was your daughter. That's it.

Straight to voicemail.

Yep. That's usually what I get. It's like she blocked my number or something.

That's exactly... Oh, fuck.

She's done this before?

Yeah. Do you know what the chances of us meeting them again?

Oh, man.

Let me see.

I don't believe this.

Yep. Told you.

Straight to voicemail.

Man, that is so inappropriate.

That's unacceptable.

What are we going to do?

These fucking girls, man.

What are we going to do?

What gives them the right?

This is the fourth time that she's done this to me.

We're going to have to do something about this, man.

I agree. What are we going to do?

What are we going to do?

We're going to teach them a lesson.

Somehow. I agree.

I agree. Well, we agree on one thing.

God damn.

Victoria, come down here right now. Gross.

Right now, get down here.

Yes, Daddy.

Mary.

Yeah? Get down here. Get down here right now. You know what you did?

What did we do? You know exactly what you did, Victoria.

You did it again. Don't lie.

I promise.

Don't lie.

What are you thinking?

Get down here. She's not good enough for you, Daddy.

I don't care.

Get down here right now.

That's not your call to make. I'm tired of this.

This needs to stop right now. Get down here right now. Hurry up.

Okay. Get over

here.

Yes, Dad.

Have a seat, Marilyn.

Have a seat right here.

Tell me, why?

Hold on. One at a time.

One at a time.

Go ahead.

Why?

Because it was for your own good, Daddy.

Again? Again?

She's kind of a whore.

I'm tired of this.

You have no reason.

Daddy, please don't be mad.

And you know better than to go on my phone.

You know how hard I work?

You don't think I deserve to go on one date?

We just wanted the right girl for you. Well, that's not your call.

How are we going to meet the girls if you keep sabotaging them?

Dad, I think we just want you to find the right girl.

But we have to actually go out with them first in order to actually find out if

they're the right girl. We got a little bored.

Like, where did we even find them?

That is not your call to make.

You need to stay in your place.

You took it too far.

You took it too far.

Definitely. We'll do whatever it takes.

Whatever it takes. Make it up to you.

Make it up to us.

Yeah, we'll do anything.

We don't want to make you mad at us.

Yeah, please don't punish us.

Promise we won't make it up to you.

We won't do it again.

We won't do it again.

We'll do anything.

We'll do anything.

Yeah, just please don't be mad.

We're grown men.

We're adults.

We have needs.

Okay? We spend a lot of time working.

Trying to take care of the two of you.

Your dad's a hard worker. You know I work hard.

You do a really good job. Well, our needs are being met.

They haven't been met in a long time because somebody's pulling little stunts

like that.

And I think that it's about time that our needs get satisfied.

What does he mean?

Do you know what he means?

I don't know what he means.

Yeah, just...

Just do it.

Like that?

I don't know.

So you would do anything, right?

Yeah.

I'm scared.

Don't know I've never done this before

As

long as you're you guys are not mad

Oh my god, it's

so big.

Holy shit.

Oh, fuck you.

Ooh.

It's so good.

Oh, shit.

Thank you.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, smack my ass.

Yes, I love it.

Oh, thank you.

Oh my God, I love it.

Oh my god.

Oh yes.

Oh my god. I feel it so fucking deep.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yes, I love it.

Oh, yes.

That dick is so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, I love it.

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Yes.

Yeah. Come on with that pretty face.

Fuck yeah.

Stay with you. Stay with you.

Stay with you.

Come all over your face.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

That was a good punishment.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

I don't know if it punished her or rewarded her.

Girl, high five. I think we did a good job.

Let's go. Let's go.