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Oh my god

Hey,

Brett.

Sterling, what's up?

Yeah.

Guess what?

Bro, I got the biggest tax return of all time.

Yeah, me too.

Dude, this account of yours is amazing.

We should definitely celebrate. I think we can do something epic with this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's totally go to Vegas or something, man. Like, we've got

to find a cool way to spend all this money.

Okay.

Cool. Tell you what. I'll be over in like 20 minutes.

Okay, cool. I'll do it.

Sounds good.

All right.

I'll call you in a few.

Hey, Dad.

Hey. What's going on, baby?

So, I see that that's a lot of money.

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

So, what about, you know, my little shopping trip that I was wanting to go

Didn't I just give you...

Money on Friday for a shopping trip?

Well, I'm tired.

You need to get a job like your mother keeps telling you.

Alright.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, sweetie.

Um, is that your tax return?

Yeah. Looks like a lot of money.

Sure is.

Um, I was thinking I could go shopping.

How many times have I told you to get yourself a job? I need my shoes.

Tell you what, get your shoes on. We're going to run a bribe now.

Okay. All right?

Kids these days.

Counting the fuels is amazing. He's the best, isn't he?

You got a ball of cash? Of course I do. Come on in. For sure.

It's going to be the best. Oh, God.

Ever.

Bro, it's so much money, I don't even know what I want to buy first.

Oh, man.

I'll tell you what.

I'm going to get myself a new truck. Yeah?

Yeah, maybe put some light holes like a cabin.

That's smart. I like that idea. I thought about maybe extending this patio

putting like a pool and a hot tub out there.

Yeah. With that view.

Damn, man. Didn't you always want to get a boat?

Yeah. You think it's a good idea to... Fuck it, man. Yeah.

I could go in a racehorse or something. Okay. That'd be fun.

What if we got two and we bred them and then we could sell racehorses?

Now you're thinking, yeah.

I can't believe my dad got all that money and I can't even go shopping.

Like, he actually laughed at me when I asked him. It's like, I'm not asking for

much. I actually need new shoes.

What did your dad say?

I'm here, girl.

I don't know what we can do, but we got to figure out something.

And that's exactly what I was thinking.

What we should do is we should set up a trip to Japan and we should get it over

there.

We should get your account or something too. You think so? Yeah. Maybe like a

stripper.

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. When's his birthday?

I think it's coming up pretty soon. A strippergram?

Yeah. Maybe a fatagram.

Yeah.

I like your thinking.

Yeah.

I actually know a good girl for that. Yeah? Yeah.

Your mom?

Yeah, how'd you know?

You know what? Speaking of strippers, we should get a couple hookers.

Dude, that's a great idea. Do you know any?

I think I might know a couple. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. I'll do a hookup, yeah.

Good. Come on, buddy.

Also, my wife's a bitch, so, you know, this would make my day.

Oh.

Man.

I don't know what combos you have. I like blondes, man. See, I like

Yeah, you want to find a little tag team for us? Yeah.

Yeah. We'll get that shit going. Good. I like the idea. I've never done it

before, so it'll be a bucket list thing for me.

Yeah, fuck yeah.

That's the right style, man. Good.

Get a fucking good hotel room. Fucking Dom Perignon. Yeah.

Get some party favors.

Yeah, yeah. Just, you know, make a whole night of it. Fuck yeah.

Yeah. Damn, it's so fucking soft. Yeah, actually, I got a hookup downtown that

we can use, so.

Let's do it. Yeah, we got the location.

This is exciting.

Finally, man.

I feel like I can breathe.

Okay, did you hear that? I can't believe this. They want to get hookers?

Like, I'll be honest with you.

I always thought your dad was kind of cute.

And I feel like you probably like my dad, right?

Like, we could just, they could just pay us and we could fuck them.

That would be some good shopping money.

You want to do it?

Definitely.

Okay. Let's do it.

Oh,

check out this midget I found online for half off. Oh, nice.

Hey, guys.

Hey, sweetheart. Hey. Yeah, we heard you talking about getting escorts.

And we thought that was kind of a stupid way to spend your money.

And we were thinking you guys could just pay up to do the same thing.

Get the fuck out of here. You're our daughter. I know you've looked at Lana

before. I know you think she's cute.

I've seen you look at Lana before.

Okay, well, you guys can think about it and get back to us later.

Can you believe it?

No.

Fuck.

I mean, it wouldn't be... Weird?

Would it?

No.

I mean, I won't tell anyone.

If you don't, she does kind of have a point.

I'm not going to tell anybody.

I'm not either.

Look,

we've

had a bit of a chat about this.

It's been inappropriate.

It's still not exactly sure.

This is like the right thing to do.

You guys can start writing texts now.

What's the date today?

Is it?

Yeah. Okay.

Okay.

I don't know what's going on.

Your dad's cock is so big.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Such a huge fog.

He made me feel so hot.

Yeah.

He knows how to hit each spot.

Maybe better than going to coffee.

Hmm.

Come on. It's your turn.

Yeah, fuck it, why not?