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东姑,你好神气啊 搬到外面住大房子啦!
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神气什么呀?我老公运气好讨了我
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学人家炒地产赚了一点钱!
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喂?
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喂?
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老婆,吃饭了
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吃饭了!知道了
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等一下他们三个随便一个老公回来 就不打了
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喂…喂?
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是没电还是断线呢?
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用我这个好了,来,给你!
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不用了
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响了!喂?
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碰!
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我糊了!浑一色,对对糊! 八番!给钱,
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妈,今年三十好多人来拿钱 我不回来吃饭了
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喂?
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给钱啊给钱啊!
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喂?
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拜托了,快给…
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哎,我忘了听电话
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喂…神经病!
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你干什么?蹦来蹦去的
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唔!
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老妈,你刚才喂喂喂的,什么事呀?
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刚刚有个人打电话来,是个女孩子
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喂一声就把电话挂了,真是神经病!
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妈,都三十晚上,你们还打麻将?
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三十晚上你要不要吃饭?
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最好可以不吃
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反正我有的是节目
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就Call你爸爸回来吃饭
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不过,用不着急!
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遵命!
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老爸,收到了没有?
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什么事?乖女儿
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不是找你啊,唐山大兄
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我是找我老爸
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老爸,你在那里?
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还能在那里?
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在楼下把车擦干净
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老爸,快点回吃团圆饭
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今天晚上菜很好,有鱼有肉
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有鱼有肉,那不是三家烤肉一家香嘛
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立刻回家!
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搞什么?
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哗,哈…单约一筒,海底捞月!
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什么?
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开什么玩笑?太邪门了
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给钱,给钱…
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老妈,老爸说在楼下擦完车立刻上来
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你叫他慢慢擦啊?
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收到 多少钱?
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老爸老爸,菜开始变凉了
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这么快输回去了?
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谁个这么厉害?
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你快点上来吧,十万火急
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今天年三十
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换班也得把车子给人家擦干净
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妈的!谁啊?
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哎呀!自摸浑一色,大满贯对对糊
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收钱!收钱…
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什么意思嘛?我早就等糊牌了
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老妈,老爸说还要擦很久!
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什么?你叫你爸爸慢慢擦!
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收到
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骠叔,你还擦车,
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叫你不用等我了嘛!
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年三十,大扫除
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开工大吉,富贵迫人啊!
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对…
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唔?哎哟!
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还没有打完啊!
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老婆,我的运气真好,刚才我…
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我以为你到深圳到去了
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菜都煮好了,等着你大老爷回来开饭
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现在不是回来了吗?
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现在什么都没得吃了!
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东姑,吃得怎么样?
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不…我是说,你的新房子风水好不好?
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非常好!
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你们两个女儿都做事了 什么时候搬啦?
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搬那儿去?
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有什么地方比这里更好的?
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冬暖夏凉,月租几百块钱
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又热闹,连你都回来打牌!
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是冬凉夏暖!
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还有,过完年我们就装修了
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装什么修?
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你说包在你身上嘛!真是!
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七条
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真包在你身上,太好了!
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什么?
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清一色对对糊,我大满贯呀!
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开什么玩笑?
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骠叔,你真是我的福星
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你刚上来,你老婆就把我包了
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拜拜
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早点回去吃团年饭吧
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都是你
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这么晚才上来
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我本来赢了五百多块
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现在只赢了五块钱,都是你啊!
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赢五块也算赢嘛!
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大年三十,一团和气嘛!
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那倒是,赢五块也算赢啊!
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现在有饭吃了吧?
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你真的没找过我呀?
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福临财至,要买大房子
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老公,你有没有想过什么时候买房子?
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申请居屋啊
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可惜你这个人没抽奖命
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申请了九次,没有一次抽中
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每年聚餐,你连鸡毛樟子都没抽中过
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这有什么办法,命运就是这样嘛!
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外面房子多贵!你知道吗?
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明年更贵啦!
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殊!殊!
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殊,殊,什么殊呀?
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尿尿去厕所!
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老爸,他是我朋友
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你朋友?
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等一下我打给你!
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老爸
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这么晚回来打个电话嘛!
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让人担心你!
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我打过了,老妈在糊牌嘛
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二姐,是你打电话给我?
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是啊!
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我总共打了四十八个电话 看看什么人找我!
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吃饭了
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吃饭吃饭
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上去叫你大姐,大姐夫下来吃饭
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知道!
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这鸡好棒啊!
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别那么用力嘛!
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还好…
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老公,房屋署加菜啊
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一个月六百多块,你凑和着住吧
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老公,你运完功了没有?
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别吵别吵!
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动了,动了
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摸到了
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是儿子
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哗!这样你也摸得出来
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我摸到那最重要的一点点
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你摸这里?
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这是我的肚脐眼!乱说!
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我开门,我开门
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开门开门,快去快去!
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吃饭啦?
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是啊!
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装修好了?
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好漂亮啊!
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这么大的照片!
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壁纸真特别!
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沙发好舒服啊!
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电视这么大啊!
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还有音响组合!
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如果我们家有这么漂亮的话
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我也不出去了
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那当然!
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我花了一生的积蓄来装修这房子
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老婆,看来以后我得常回大陆
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多赚点钱才行
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只可惜,这房子不是我们自己的
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反正一样嘛! 三叔已经移民外国去当大厨了
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他答应把房子借给我们长住了
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一定是催我们吃饭
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喂?
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喂?阿卢吗?
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三叔啊,加拿大打回来的
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三叔怎么这么早就打电话跟我拜年?
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我祝你的餐馆生意兴隆,财源广进!
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阿卢,你冷静点听我说
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我这餐馆的生意不怎么兴隆
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我打算过完年回来住
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到时候你找房子搬家啊!
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呀?
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老公?
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我一生的积蓄泡汤了
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老公,那怎么办嘛?
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别那么紧张,大不了搬回来一齐住嘛
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对呀!叫你岳父做厅长!
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呀?
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你们两个跟我一起睡
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呀?
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老公,那我们的家俱呢?
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别担心!这里有的是地方嘛
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你们的衣橱可以放在这里
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沙发就靠在这里
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音响放在这里
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杂物放在箱子里
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不就得了吗?
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让开,让开…帮帮忙
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别急,还有!
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老婆,没路走了
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可不可以看看,有什么能扔的就扔了
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你自己看着办,别问我
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老爸,把你的马经扔了算了!
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把你扔了算了
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这几迭马经是我呕心沥血的记录
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是靠它把你养大的,傻瓜!
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把这部旧电视丢了吧
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你不要乱碰!
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这是我老婆的嫁妆!
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你想被你岳母捏死?
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这塑胶袋可以扔了吧?
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怎么搅的?
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这是什么回事?
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什么人在墙上练书法?
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你看,是骠叔隔壁的那个人
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是啊,怎么搞的?
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骠叔
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骠叔,你隔壁那个老王啊!
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借了高利货的钱,现在被人追债
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老王 是啊!
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什么回事?
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这里地方的治安越来越差了
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明天一定要搬家了
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砍死你!别跑!
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职业姑爷仔,妻是妓女
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欠款三十万!
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反正早晚要搬,我们早点搬吧!
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我们又没有借高利货,怕什么?
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回去回去!
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我还以为你们睡着了
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你在我门口浇汽油干吗?
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什么事什么事?
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因为你隔壁的人欠我老板高利货
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那你去浇隔壁嘛!
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把隔壁的都烧死了 谁来还我们的钱呢?
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你把我们烧死了也没用啊!
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对呀!有用!
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起码可以吓得他们还钱呀?
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不用怕不用怕!
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今天晚上演习,我不会放火的
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以后就保证不了!
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你们最好赶快报警把消息传出去
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拜托拜托!
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怎么办啦,怎么办啦?
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老妈,这间很好啊!
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四十多坪,四个房…
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两了百五十多万啊!
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这里的房子全都上百万,怎么买?
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把你卖掉都买不起啊!
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你的意思又买不成,是不是?
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这些房子不是我们买的
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这一家,在郊外
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一百二十万,还能考虑!
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看清楚地图啊
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临时要我拐弯我可来不及啊
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我脖子都歪了
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怎么会有土人啊?
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你带我们到那里来啦?
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我也不知道!
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这边…快点…
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拍戏啊…
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别吵!
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准备!正式!
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我的妈,那个房子究竟在那里?
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应该就在附近!
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你带我们来郊游吗?
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是不是那里?
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快看看
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好像是!
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到了到了
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来…
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间屋很漂亮
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哗!风景好棒!
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海景啊!
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大点,大点
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哗!不错!
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差不多!
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老公,这里可以摆张婴儿床
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怎么样?
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一百二十万这个价钱,我看…
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你不用说了
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我买这个房子的时候
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我老婆假装自杀,人家都不肯减价
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不能减价是不是?
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那不能买了!
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走吧!
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买啦
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这样吧,我迁就你
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一百二就一百二
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先给你五万订金
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早上谈是一百二
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可是中午吃饭的时候
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我岳母说一百三十才卖
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什么玩意啊?
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老公,加十万给他算了
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凭什么我们要买,他就贵十万呢!
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你们真喜欢,
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是啊!
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好!加十万就加十万!
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曾先生,恭喜你
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有个好消息告诉你
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一百三,成交!
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五万订金给你!
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你贵姓?
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我就是刚刚来看房子那个
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对了,正好!刚刚我老婆打电话回来说
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她说一百四才肯卖!
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开什么玩笑?
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你当我王八呀?!
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大不了不买!去!
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走了,别后悔
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后悔是王八蛋!
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你就是无聊! 现在房子看上了就得买啊!
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还讨价还价!
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这其实也只贵了十万块左右
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让我把电视音响全都卖光了 那我也乐意
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我打算生完孩子之后 也出去找点事来做
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增加点收入嘛
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我看,让我受点委屈好了
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干么,你受什么委屈啦?
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她的意思是多找几份工作
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你们赚的那些都不够
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我看,只有我多打几场赢将了
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那不是输得更多,
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好吧,那就少打几场将好了!
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王八蛋先生,又有什么好消息?
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这一次是坏消息,
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我们一家将陷入困境
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买你这楠一百四十万的房子
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五万块,请收订金
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可是问题…
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又来了?
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这个价钱,我家里还有人反对!
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还有谁反对?
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还有谁反对啊?
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我反对!
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我的妈呀!
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我要卖一百五十万!
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听到了没有?
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小妹妹
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我请你吃棒棒糖,你收便宜一点呀
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我女儿不吃你这一套
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好吧,我跟你交换
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不要钱了
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谢谢你
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老爸,我成功了!
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真没出息!
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不要钱啦!
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开玩笑!一百四就一百四吧
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大发地产,找那一位啊?
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老王,曾讨厌啊!
349
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现在有一个叫王八蛋的 要一百四十万买我的房子
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你的意思呢?
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一百五?
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还给了订金?
353
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不好意思,这房子我现在不卖了!
354
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你这不是在耍我们吗?
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你别这么说!
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你要是出一百六十万,我立刻就卖给你
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先生,请问汇丰银行在那里?
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在村口,还没关门
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你去抢好了!
360
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没钱买什么房子呀?
361
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你们可以走了
362
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我们做地产的,不这样我吃什么?
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吃什么…
364
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你说什么?
365
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吃大便啦!
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搞什么!
367
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这里虽然是旧了一点
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可是房子很高,非常通风
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看出去视野也远一点
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吓!这就叫远!
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这里是顶楼
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没有电梯啊!
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没电梯什么关系?
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你当运动嘛!
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可是电线太旧了,全换掉要花很多钱
376
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对啊,这主人房很大
377
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老妈,厨房后面有个房间 是不是我的,
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是你们两个的
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老婆,记不记得我们住木屋的时候?
380
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这里是高尚住宅区啊!
381
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我们多想搬到这里来住!
382
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现在让你想到了!
383
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可惜晚了二十年了
384
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你个臭丫头!
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你们喜不喜欢?
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你高兴买那里就买那里吧
387
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我不管了,我快累死了
388
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我觉得不错,很清静!
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等一等,这地方太吵了
390
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我得考虑清楚
391
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我们都疯啦?
392
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吃了一之亏得学一次乖
393
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订金
394
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他们两个到那里去?
395
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我们什么都会唱
396
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那你会不会唱戏?
397
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「落番半边百叶窗」
398
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「与妹共对在床上」
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「她老母叫她老母骂」
400
00:17:01,183 --> 00:17:04,523
「她老豆态度更紧张…」
401
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称们两个不是累得不能动了吗?
402
00:17:06,643 --> 00:17:09,393
音乐可以振奋人心,陶冶性情呀
403
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嗨,老伯!刚搬来的?
404
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以后大家是邻居,都是自己人
405
00:17:13,683 --> 00:17:14,973
有空过来坐啊!
406
00:17:14,973 --> 00:17:18,393
这里是我们的音乐室 也是我们的音乐小天地
407
00:17:24,853 --> 00:17:26,843
他们只适合去欢乐小天地
408
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这什么样的?头发留得这么长!
409
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难不难过?
410
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不长又怎么甩啊?
411
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Yeah
412
00:17:32,143 --> 00:17:33,093
不甩又怎么Rock呢?
413
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Yeah
414
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什么尺oc别阿?
415
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Rock什么?
416
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Rock!即是摇滚!
417
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别摇了,你们滚吧!
418
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什么滚呀?我们还没有Rock!
419
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我们还没有自我介绍呢!
420
00:17:48,973 --> 00:17:52,183
比泥还贱,比酱还杰
421
00:17:52,353 --> 00:17:55,313
「像一块呢,像一个块」
422
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「Pat!Pat!」
423
00:17:56,813 --> 00:17:59,433
「我们是打成一块」
424
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不过,我们上班的时候不戴假发
425
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老伯,贵姓啊?
426
00:18:06,063 --> 00:18:07,593
小生林子祥
427
00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:08,643
小女林惠萍
428
00:18:08,643 --> 00:18:09,723
林忆莲
429
00:18:09,723 --> 00:18:10,803
爱妻梅艳芳
430
00:18:10,813 --> 00:18:12,473
全部都是天王巨…
431
00:18:12,473 --> 00:18:14,523
所以你们这些小歌星让开去吧
432
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走…走!
433
00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:17,063
又去那里呀?
434
00:18:17,223 --> 00:18:18,263
我快累死了
435
00:18:18,273 --> 00:18:19,353
回去!
436
00:18:21,773 --> 00:18:23,843
老爸,你首期打算付多少钱?
437
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,223
有多少钱定期,就付多少钱首期
438
00:18:26,223 --> 00:18:28,223
你神经,你不会算账的!
439
00:18:28,223 --> 00:18:30,223
我们定期有十一厘利息
440
00:18:30,223 --> 00:18:31,723
阿珍是银行职员嘛
441
00:18:31,723 --> 00:18:33,343
她借钱只付三厘利息
442
00:18:33,353 --> 00:18:35,143
我的意思是,定期不要动
443
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阿珍尽管借!
444
00:18:36,143 --> 00:18:37,683
我还能赚钱啊!
445
00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:39,763
我是想安心点
446
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尽量借好了
447
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好吧
448
00:18:41,473 --> 00:18:43,183
你们商量好了,麻烦户主在这里签个名
449
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你也签个名吧
450
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不好意思呀?我是小股东
451
00:18:48,273 --> 00:18:51,143
你签吧!最重要的是努力去赚钱
452
00:18:51,143 --> 00:18:52,803
还有,对我的女儿好一点
453
00:18:52,813 --> 00:18:55,343
还要记得,明天要请假,回来搬家
454
00:18:55,353 --> 00:18:58,523
不行,我下午还要到深圳去办事
455
00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:17,723
老公!
456
00:19:18,773 --> 00:19:20,093
光天化日别这样嘛!
457
00:19:20,103 --> 00:19:23,303
老公,你这么久都不来看我
458
00:19:23,313 --> 00:19:24,973
我想死你啦!
459
00:19:24,973 --> 00:19:27,053
莉疾,我这次过来找称,跟事称商量
460
00:19:27,063 --> 00:19:29,343
什么话到办公室再说啦!
461
00:19:29,353 --> 00:19:30,273
先生,买个橙吧
462
00:19:30,313 --> 00:19:31,473
走吧
463
00:19:36,183 --> 00:19:37,303
我有事跟你说
464
00:19:37,313 --> 00:19:39,063
坐下来再说嘛
465
00:19:44,273 --> 00:19:46,643
莉疾,我真有事情跟你说
466
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,223
说什么?你要说
467
00:19:48,223 --> 00:19:50,103
进房再说好了!
468
00:19:50,643 --> 00:19:51,723
啊!
469
00:19:52,393 --> 00:19:54,223
上床再说吧!
470
00:20:04,473 --> 00:20:06,223
你不是说有话跟我说吗?
471
00:20:06,223 --> 00:20:07,813
现在再说吧!
472
00:20:09,183 --> 00:20:10,223
没有了
473
00:20:10,223 --> 00:20:12,103
你没有?!我有
474
00:20:12,223 --> 00:20:14,343
我已经申请到香港去了
475
00:20:14,353 --> 00:20:16,393
打算参加亚洲小姐
476
00:20:16,473 --> 00:20:18,473
到时候再拍三级片
477
00:20:18,473 --> 00:20:20,223
那我一定会红的
478
00:20:20,683 --> 00:20:22,343
你千万不要!不会红的
479
00:20:22,353 --> 00:20:23,643
什么不会红啊?
480
00:20:23,643 --> 00:20:25,723
所有有个莉字的都很红
481
00:20:25,723 --> 00:20:28,183
像利智,巩俐,于莉一样
482
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:30,813
所以我叫作莉疾,一定红的!
483
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,023
不要!你千万不要来找我!
484
00:20:33,143 --> 00:20:34,683
你要嘛就付钱养我
485
00:20:34,683 --> 00:20:37,313
要不然的话 我一定会想办法Call你的!
486
00:20:37,683 --> 00:20:38,723
不要啊!
487
00:20:38,723 --> 00:20:41,143
什么不要?我一定会打电话找你的
488
00:20:42,973 --> 00:20:44,023
完了
489
00:20:47,103 --> 00:20:49,973
菩萨菩萨,我们终于搬到大房子了
490
00:20:49,973 --> 00:20:52,393
你可要保佑我的女婿对我女儿好一点
491
00:20:52,393 --> 00:20:54,553
保佑我的外孙平平安安的出世
492
00:20:54,563 --> 00:20:56,183
最要要是保佑我在麻雀台上
493
00:20:56,183 --> 00:20:57,973
想什么要什么就来什么?
494
00:20:57,973 --> 00:20:59,473
我爱死你了
495
00:20:59,933 --> 00:21:00,933
保佑保佑
496
00:21:00,933 --> 00:21:01,723
吃饭
497
00:21:01,723 --> 00:21:03,643
我们这房子住下来很舒服嘛!
498
00:21:03,813 --> 00:21:06,143
那当然,我求菩萨保佑你们嘛
499
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,013
不说了吧…
500
00:21:07,023 --> 00:21:08,643
还讲电话?吃饭了
501
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:11,353
我告诉我的朋友新电话嘛
502
00:21:11,523 --> 00:21:13,223
老婆,我盛汤给你喝
503
00:21:13,223 --> 00:21:14,893
我盛给你喝啦
504
00:21:15,393 --> 00:21:18,513
你不能不相信,才搬到新房子来
505
00:21:18,523 --> 00:21:19,473
他人就变了
506
00:21:19,473 --> 00:21:21,433
懂得爱妻敬岳母呀?
507
00:21:21,433 --> 00:21:23,023
总得拍拍马屁!
508
00:21:24,723 --> 00:21:25,723
我去开门
509
00:21:25,723 --> 00:21:27,143
慢慢喝啊 谢谢
510
00:21:27,223 --> 00:21:29,263
老妈,有个女人讲上海话
511
00:21:29,273 --> 00:21:30,933
我不晓得她讲什么啊!
512
00:21:33,143 --> 00:21:35,393
老公,你怎么又气喘啦?
513
00:21:35,893 --> 00:21:36,843
找谁啊?
514
00:21:36,853 --> 00:21:40,773
我是实长地产发展公司的 这张是我的名片
515
00:21:40,813 --> 00:21:42,353
地产公司?
516
00:21:43,353 --> 00:21:44,303
不喘啦?
517
00:21:44,313 --> 00:21:45,683
什么事?
518
00:21:45,683 --> 00:21:49,183
我们公司打算收购这栋大厦重建发展
519
00:21:49,353 --> 00:21:50,523
收购呀?
520
00:21:50,773 --> 00:21:52,433
能够赔多少钱?
521
00:21:52,433 --> 00:21:55,473
这个礼拜的下午有个居民大会
522
00:21:55,473 --> 00:21:58,723
到时候我们老板会解释这个赔偿计划
523
00:21:58,723 --> 00:22:00,013
请你们一同来吧
524
00:22:00,023 --> 00:22:02,313
麻烦你们,我先走了,再见
525
00:22:03,063 --> 00:22:05,473
老公,我们这次真是发财了
526
00:22:05,473 --> 00:22:08,643
你看这里写着,高价收购啊!
527
00:22:10,853 --> 00:22:12,473
我要买一副金麻将
528
00:22:12,473 --> 00:22:13,553
我要环游世界
529
00:22:13,563 --> 00:22:14,843
我要买游艇
530
00:22:14,853 --> 00:22:16,273
我要买卡拉OK
531
00:22:16,313 --> 00:22:17,473
我要赎身!
532
00:22:17,473 --> 00:22:19,313
什么?赎什么身啊?
533
00:22:19,683 --> 00:22:23,523
我要把那些电视,音响、沙发 什么全都赎回来
534
00:22:23,893 --> 00:22:26,853
我们这一家真是发财黄金屋!
535
00:22:39,183 --> 00:22:42,523
「如果住户受到噪音影响 应该立即向警方举报…」
536
00:22:42,563 --> 00:22:44,723
好!我要绳之于法!
537
00:22:44,723 --> 00:22:46,773
「快打电话到环保署查询…」
538
00:22:49,813 --> 00:22:51,763
我要投诉我们的令仔居
539
00:22:51,773 --> 00:22:53,893
他们发出严重的噪音
540
00:22:53,893 --> 00:22:55,723
又弹结他又打鼓的
541
00:22:55,773 --> 00:22:56,723
老爸!
542
00:22:56,723 --> 00:22:58,223
我姓雷,不姓老
543
00:23:08,103 --> 00:23:09,473
吵死人
544
00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:11,473
怎么警察还不来?
545
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,643
哈!来了!
546
00:23:18,933 --> 00:23:20,763
拉吧,慢慢拉吧
547
00:23:20,773 --> 00:23:22,143
不然不够热闹!
548
00:23:24,933 --> 00:23:26,223
Yeah!
549
00:23:26,563 --> 00:23:29,433
「警方目前对虚报事件会严加惩罚」
550
00:23:29,433 --> 00:23:33,183
「虚报是开lJ事罪行 请各位市民不要以身试法」
551
00:23:33,223 --> 00:23:35,563
「今天的节目时间到了,各位晚安」
552
00:23:39,433 --> 00:23:40,893
林子祥,这么晚?
553
00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:42,853
怎么静下来了?
554
00:23:43,143 --> 00:23:44,143
再玩一会嘛!
555
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:46,433
不玩了,这么晚吵着人家睡觉啊!
556
00:23:46,433 --> 00:23:48,013
十一点噪音管制!
557
00:23:48,023 --> 00:23:48,933
有这种法例吗?
558
00:23:48,933 --> 00:23:49,683
当然有啦!
559
00:23:49,683 --> 00:23:50,683
有,好耐啦!
560
00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:52,763
不是十一点,是十二点嘛!
561
00:23:52,773 --> 00:23:53,933
不是吧?
562
00:23:54,023 --> 00:23:55,053
继续唱吧
563
00:23:55,063 --> 00:23:56,433
你想听我们唱歌是吧?
564
00:23:56,433 --> 00:23:58,643
明天,明天可以唱一整天
565
00:23:58,643 --> 00:24:02,023
我这个人性子急,现在想听你们唱歌
566
00:24:02,683 --> 00:24:04,473
这样吧,重赏之下
567
00:24:04,473 --> 00:24:05,843
五百块你唱一首,怎么样?
568
00:24:05,853 --> 00:24:07,183
不唱不唱!
569
00:24:07,183 --> 00:24:08,143
再来一张
570
00:24:08,143 --> 00:24:09,643
这还差不多
571
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:13,683
千万要拉克一点,不拉克要退钱的
572
00:24:13,683 --> 00:24:14,973
Yeah!
573
00:24:15,933 --> 00:24:17,353
Yeah!
574
00:24:25,723 --> 00:24:27,433
警察先生,来得正好
575
00:24:29,393 --> 00:24:32,473
Yeah! Yeah!
576
00:24:33,643 --> 00:24:35,183
我来介绍,这是我的朋友
577
00:24:35,183 --> 00:24:36,473
警察乐队!
578
00:24:36,473 --> 00:24:37,563
棒不棒啊?
579
00:24:37,773 --> 00:24:38,723
全是爷爷
580
00:24:38,723 --> 00:24:39,763
Yeah!
581
00:24:39,773 --> 00:24:41,223
老伯送我们一千块
582
00:24:41,223 --> 00:24:42,843
今天晚上宵夜吃鲍鱼!
583
00:24:42,853 --> 00:24:43,893
把钱还给我!
584
00:24:43,893 --> 00:24:45,053
开什么玩笑?
585
00:24:45,063 --> 00:24:47,223
你唱半首歌怎么收我一千块啊?
586
00:24:47,683 --> 00:24:49,473
那才显出的你豪气嘛!
587
00:24:49,723 --> 00:24:51,933
我不豪气,我很小器
588
00:24:51,933 --> 00:24:53,803
我想要回我的一千块
589
00:24:53,813 --> 00:24:54,843
不行!
590
00:24:54,853 --> 00:24:57,093
这样好了,我唱一首歌还给你们
591
00:24:57,103 --> 00:24:58,313
你?
592
00:25:00,103 --> 00:25:04,603
「傲气傲笑万重浪」
593
00:25:06,313 --> 00:25:10,853
「热血热胜红月光一
594
00:25:13,933 --> 00:25:16,063
怎么那么高兴,
595
00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:18,723
又弹结他又打鼓呀!
596
00:25:20,643 --> 00:25:23,103
你对面的邻居投诉你发出噪音
597
00:25:23,353 --> 00:25:24,803
把身份证拿出来
598
00:25:24,813 --> 00:25:26,093
身份证放在家里
599
00:25:26,103 --> 00:25:27,473
那你家在那里?
600
00:25:27,473 --> 00:25:28,813
就在对面!
601
00:25:29,273 --> 00:25:32,313
那就是说你的家人投诉你发出噪音
602
00:25:33,023 --> 00:25:35,183
我现在过去说声起就没事啦
603
00:25:35,183 --> 00:25:36,273
敬礼!
604
00:25:37,183 --> 00:25:38,813
快要开始了
605
00:25:40,523 --> 00:25:41,393
快…
606
00:25:41,393 --> 00:25:42,643
怎么样?
607
00:25:44,023 --> 00:25:44,933
开始了没有?
608
00:25:44,933 --> 00:25:45,843
各位
609
00:25:45,853 --> 00:25:47,063
好累啊!
610
00:25:47,853 --> 00:25:53,353
我们实长集团 一直以来本着建设香港为宗旨
611
00:25:53,393 --> 00:25:55,303
所以我们不断的盖房子
612
00:25:55,313 --> 00:25:57,183
也不断的拆房子
613
00:25:58,023 --> 00:26:01,343
因为旧的不拆,又怎么会有新的呢?
614
00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:02,013
就是嘛!
615
00:26:02,023 --> 00:26:03,773
新的太贵嘛!
616
00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:06,093
这一次我们打算把这里
617
00:26:06,103 --> 00:26:08,643
重建一个大型的现代化屋郁
618
00:26:08,723 --> 00:26:11,023
里面会有商场…
619
00:26:11,353 --> 00:26:13,933
你别那么多瘫话 你到底赔偿我们多少钱?
620
00:26:13,933 --> 00:26:15,643
对呀!你赔多少钱?
621
00:26:16,183 --> 00:26:18,473
至于赔偿的问题
622
00:26:18,563 --> 00:26:21,933
我会交给我的私人助理来处理
623
00:26:21,933 --> 00:26:23,643
他会向你们解释的
624
00:26:25,973 --> 00:26:29,523
各位,首先我要跟大家 宣布一个内幕消息
625
00:26:30,353 --> 00:26:32,143
政府已经检验过这里了
626
00:26:32,353 --> 00:26:34,563
发觉这里结构出现了问题
627
00:26:34,933 --> 00:26:36,143
也就是说
628
00:26:36,143 --> 00:26:37,893
这里已经被列为危楼
629
00:26:38,353 --> 00:26:39,643
不过还未有向外界宣布而已!
630
00:26:39,643 --> 00:26:41,263
什么?真的假的?
631
00:26:41,273 --> 00:26:45,893
大家不用怕,本公司这一次的收购行动
632
00:26:46,393 --> 00:26:49,893
目的就是让你们大家不会血本无归
633
00:26:50,473 --> 00:26:53,183
所以我们预备了一个很合理的价钱
634
00:26:54,143 --> 00:26:55,853
就是这个…
635
00:26:56,313 --> 00:26:57,393
哎,是多少?
636
00:26:57,393 --> 00:26:58,723
快说,我还未买菜啊!
637
00:26:58,723 --> 00:27:01,223
是每一个四十万!
638
00:27:01,223 --> 00:27:02,643
每一个人给四十万?
639
00:27:02,643 --> 00:27:04,603
那我们不是两百四十万?
640
00:27:04,853 --> 00:27:07,933
发财了,老公,我的金麻将有着落了!
641
00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:09,773
我的游艇!
642
00:27:11,773 --> 00:27:13,603
你再说一遍,赔多少?
643
00:27:13,643 --> 00:27:15,973
各位各位,仔细给大家说一次
644
00:27:16,023 --> 00:27:18,523
是每户四十万呀?
645
00:27:19,563 --> 00:27:20,723
你这不是骗人吗?
646
00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:22,093
对啊!你神经病啊!
647
00:27:22,103 --> 00:27:23,973
四十万!搞屁呀!
648
00:27:24,023 --> 00:27:26,343
骗局!这是个大骗局!
649
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:29,063
你骗人!
650
00:27:29,813 --> 00:27:34,683
骗局…
651
00:27:34,933 --> 00:27:36,893
大骗局!
652
00:27:37,723 --> 00:27:40,563
打倒强权!
653
00:27:40,853 --> 00:27:42,723
打倒骗子!
654
00:27:43,023 --> 00:27:45,143
打倒奸商!
655
00:27:45,143 --> 00:27:48,603
打倒没良心的地产商
656
00:27:49,313 --> 00:27:50,093
大骗子!
657
00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:51,313
你快滚吧!
658
00:27:51,893 --> 00:27:53,313
快走快走!
659
00:27:57,223 --> 00:27:58,433
别乱来啊!
660
00:27:59,603 --> 00:28:00,803
他们想买?
661
00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:02,313
我们不一定卖!
662
00:28:04,643 --> 00:28:05,853
哈哈
663
00:28:06,223 --> 00:28:07,393
喂?
664
00:28:15,433 --> 00:28:16,773
什么事情?
665
00:28:16,893 --> 00:28:18,803
色情狂!讲话好恶心啊!
666
00:28:18,813 --> 00:28:20,223
挂上呀!还拿着干什么?
667
00:28:20,223 --> 00:28:21,933
那家伙有毛病的!真是!
668
00:28:21,933 --> 00:28:23,263
睡觉睡觉啦
669
00:28:23,273 --> 00:28:24,853
谁叫你抢着听电话?
670
00:28:26,853 --> 00:28:28,813
我警告你不要再打电话来
671
00:28:33,393 --> 00:28:34,933
叫佩佩听电话!
672
00:28:35,023 --> 00:28:37,343
佩佩,电话
673
00:28:37,353 --> 00:28:38,343
别聊太久啊!
674
00:28:38,353 --> 00:28:40,063
知道了…睡觉吧,老公
675
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:51,473
我起来尿了两次了,你还在打电话
676
00:28:51,473 --> 00:28:52,763
我不跟你聊了,明天再说吧
677
00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:54,273
你要聊到什么时候,
678
00:28:55,023 --> 00:28:56,593
你那么爱打电话
679
00:28:56,603 --> 00:29:00,183
将来我介绍你去做接线生 好好说个够!
680
00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:05,723
句多了,别再聊了!
681
00:29:06,023 --> 00:29:07,933
喂!该起来尿尿了
682
00:29:08,723 --> 00:29:10,723
是啊,已经第三次了
683
00:29:10,723 --> 00:29:11,723
你怎么知道?
684
00:29:11,773 --> 00:29:13,063
你那一位?
685
00:29:14,063 --> 00:29:16,473
等一下我再提醒你!哈
686
00:29:28,563 --> 00:29:29,773
去睡觉吧
687
00:29:40,023 --> 00:29:41,053
听听…
688
00:29:41,063 --> 00:29:43,063
你去听吧…
689
00:29:45,853 --> 00:29:46,593
喂?
690
00:29:46,603 --> 00:29:47,773
该起来尿尿了!
691
00:29:48,103 --> 00:29:50,723
对了,记住冲厕所
692
00:29:50,723 --> 00:29:53,353
我刚刚睡睡,待会再聊呀?
693
00:29:53,643 --> 00:29:55,563
神经病!这么无聊!
694
00:29:55,603 --> 00:29:56,853
谁啊!
695
00:30:00,023 --> 00:30:01,183
没人啊!
696
00:30:03,603 --> 00:30:05,273
搞什么啊?
697
00:30:06,223 --> 00:30:07,893
回去睡吧
698
00:30:25,433 --> 00:30:26,843
有没有搞错
699
00:30:26,853 --> 00:30:29,643
一个晚上叮叮当当的,怎么睡呀
700
00:30:30,813 --> 00:30:32,563
这么吵怎么睡啊?
701
00:30:36,223 --> 00:30:38,343
原来一个晚上是你们两个在捣蛋!
702
00:30:38,353 --> 00:30:40,603
再敲门我就报警!哼!
703
00:30:45,393 --> 00:30:48,143
我只是想问问他有没有按我们的门铃
704
00:30:56,223 --> 00:30:57,643
早,许太太
705
00:30:57,973 --> 00:30:59,563
早,骠婶
706
00:31:02,523 --> 00:31:03,933
早,陈太太
707
00:31:04,023 --> 00:31:05,563
早骠婶
708
00:31:13,143 --> 00:31:14,393
早骠婶
709
00:31:14,523 --> 00:31:15,973
张太太早!
710
00:31:17,023 --> 00:31:19,273
小乖乖,早安!
711
00:31:19,683 --> 00:31:21,183
晚安
712
00:31:24,773 --> 00:31:27,183
一地的弹珠,想摔死人呀?
713
00:31:27,183 --> 00:31:28,313
就是!
714
00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:40,143
停车
715
00:31:42,723 --> 00:31:44,553
这一区这里是最漂亮
716
00:31:44,563 --> 00:31:46,103
是!开车
717
00:31:50,683 --> 00:31:51,893
停车…停车!
718
00:31:53,643 --> 00:31:55,893
这一带我们已经全买了
719
00:31:55,893 --> 00:31:57,313
就差这一棘
720
00:31:57,433 --> 00:32:00,103
不过你放心,我很快就可搞定了
721
00:32:02,143 --> 00:32:03,143
他说:「你放心,很快就会搞定了」
722
00:32:03,143 --> 00:32:04,143
停车!
723
00:32:06,223 --> 00:32:09,353
你从这个角度,这样看过去,你看看
724
00:32:10,183 --> 00:32:11,313
老兄呀
725
00:32:16,973 --> 00:32:18,273
活该
726
00:32:21,683 --> 00:32:24,513
好了,再有人按门铃就会电死他,
727
00:32:24,523 --> 00:32:25,513
对!
728
00:32:25,523 --> 00:32:28,013
还有,如果晚上还有人打电话 来骚扰你们
729
00:32:28,023 --> 00:32:29,393
就可以用我自己做这个
730
00:32:29,393 --> 00:32:31,643
超高频率发射器来对付他
731
00:32:31,643 --> 00:32:33,603
怎么超高法,我看看
732
00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:35,473
让我试试
733
00:32:36,893 --> 00:32:37,933
怎么不行啊,
734
00:32:37,933 --> 00:32:39,523
要靠电话筒才有用嘛,
735
00:32:39,563 --> 00:32:41,143
那我就作弄我的朋友
736
00:32:41,313 --> 00:32:42,223
你们在搞什么?
737
00:32:42,223 --> 00:32:43,683
老妈,弄好了没有?
738
00:32:43,813 --> 00:32:46,563
好了,谁个来就让他好看
739
00:32:47,473 --> 00:32:50,063
还不准备吃饭,加了菜啦
740
00:32:52,393 --> 00:32:53,643
子祥老伯
741
00:32:56,223 --> 00:32:58,643
这样看女孩子会长针眼
742
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,103
老伯再见
743
00:33:10,643 --> 00:33:11,893
呀!
744
00:33:14,523 --> 00:33:15,893
老爸触电了
745
00:33:16,273 --> 00:33:17,973
老爸 这么笨啊!
746
00:33:17,973 --> 00:33:19,473
我的手…
747
00:33:21,313 --> 00:33:22,343
我的信啊!
748
00:33:22,353 --> 00:33:24,093
你抢什么?姐夫的
749
00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:25,723
是我的信,你抢什么?
750
00:33:25,723 --> 00:33:26,843
那么紧张干什么?
751
00:33:26,853 --> 00:33:28,183
情书呀?
752
00:33:43,933 --> 00:33:47,393
柔情难述,电话详谈!
753
00:33:53,273 --> 00:33:55,023
我的电情!我的电话
754
00:33:55,853 --> 00:33:56,853
喂
755
00:33:59,433 --> 00:34:00,523
二姐
756
00:34:01,813 --> 00:34:03,103
我的耳朵!
757
00:34:03,183 --> 00:34:04,933
你们说什么?说什么?
758
00:34:04,933 --> 00:34:05,893
什么人啊,
759
00:34:05,893 --> 00:34:07,023
看他还敢不敢瞎说话,
760
00:34:07,353 --> 00:34:08,473
话该!
761
00:34:13,023 --> 00:34:14,353
是谁上当了?
762
00:34:15,523 --> 00:34:17,433
看你还敢不敢乱按门铃!
763
00:34:23,273 --> 00:34:24,603
什么都不行!
764
00:34:26,933 --> 00:34:29,023
我的妈呀?救命呀?
765
00:34:30,393 --> 00:34:31,813
痛死我了
766
00:34:40,143 --> 00:34:41,933
勇哥,你教我弹结他嘛!
767
00:34:42,103 --> 00:34:43,313
那么容易啊
768
00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:48,303
什么事?
769
00:34:48,313 --> 00:34:49,393
拆窗子的
770
00:34:49,393 --> 00:34:50,593
我没有叫人拆窗子
771
00:34:50,603 --> 00:34:52,723
是这样,你们隔壁的邻居
772
00:34:52,723 --> 00:34:53,973
说你们这儿太吵了
773
00:34:53,973 --> 00:34:56,313
所以大家出钱把你们的窗子换成铝窗
774
00:34:57,813 --> 00:35:00,223
香港那有这么便宜的事?真笨!
775
00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:01,263
当心!当心!
776
00:35:01,273 --> 00:35:03,143
免费帮人换窗子
777
00:35:03,183 --> 00:35:04,523
吃撑着!
778
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,393
你们在唱什么?
779
00:35:44,353 --> 00:35:46,143
老伯,这首歌叫「疯了」
780
00:35:46,143 --> 00:35:47,603
你们才疯了
781
00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:50,053
子祥老伯,对我们的音乐
782
00:35:50,063 --> 00:35:51,343
你应该多多鼓励嘛!
783
00:35:51,353 --> 00:35:53,433
稀奇古怪,吵个半死!
784
00:35:53,523 --> 00:35:54,683
鼓什么励?
785
00:35:54,683 --> 00:35:56,473
玩摇滚声音太小没意思
786
00:35:56,473 --> 00:35:57,763
那干脆不唱好了
787
00:35:57,773 --> 00:35:59,183
不唱那最好!
788
00:35:59,183 --> 00:36:01,893
不唱?没有精神寄托我们会堕落啊
789
00:36:03,183 --> 00:36:04,723
你们这里连窗子都没有了
790
00:36:04,723 --> 00:36:06,013
我看不只堕落
791
00:36:06,023 --> 00:36:07,523
可能会堕楼啊!
792
00:36:07,563 --> 00:36:08,643
回去!
793
00:36:10,683 --> 00:36:12,513
老伯,我忘了谢谢你们了
794
00:36:12,523 --> 00:36:14,973
你们所有人合伙给我们把窗子换成铝窗
795
00:36:14,973 --> 00:36:16,013
谢谢,谢谢
796
00:36:16,023 --> 00:36:17,973
世界上那有这么便宜的事呀?
797
00:36:18,183 --> 00:36:20,093
你们以为我钱太多了?
798
00:36:20,103 --> 00:36:21,763
脑子长在屁股上
799
00:36:21,773 --> 00:36:23,853
你们被人家骗了,傻蛋!
800
00:36:26,813 --> 00:36:27,683
那我们的窗?
801
00:36:27,683 --> 00:36:28,513
怎么办啊?
802
00:36:28,523 --> 00:36:30,433
你再跟这些人玩,早晚被赶出学校
803
00:36:30,433 --> 00:36:31,723
对…
804
00:36:33,643 --> 00:36:34,893
我们的家里也没有了!
805
00:36:35,183 --> 00:36:37,593
老公,你真是爱死你
806
00:36:37,603 --> 00:36:39,343
找人回来把窗子换成铝窗
807
00:36:39,353 --> 00:36:40,303
结婚这么多年
808
00:36:40,313 --> 00:36:42,343
你从来没有这么大方过
809
00:36:42,353 --> 00:36:45,053
你明知道我不会那么大方 你也相信啦?
810
00:36:45,063 --> 00:36:46,813
现在是大祸临头了!
811
00:36:47,893 --> 00:36:49,183
这边也没有了!
812
00:36:49,183 --> 00:36:50,183
完了完了!
813
00:36:50,183 --> 00:36:51,473
老爸,你选的窗花的颜色
814
00:36:51,473 --> 00:36:54,183
跟我们的壁纸配合得真是天衣无缝
815
00:36:55,183 --> 00:36:57,563
我看你们也笨得天衣无缝,
816
00:37:08,853 --> 00:37:10,683
这么大风怎么办?
817
00:37:10,683 --> 00:37:11,843
快来挡住啊!快!
818
00:37:11,853 --> 00:37:13,223
我的电视机啊!
819
00:37:14,853 --> 00:37:16,563
快…快帮忙!
820
00:37:17,063 --> 00:37:18,063
不得了!
821
00:37:18,223 --> 00:37:19,973
你们快来帮忙啊!
822
00:37:23,143 --> 00:37:25,313
老妈,我撑不住啦
823
00:37:25,353 --> 00:37:27,143
我的卡拉OK呀?怎么办啊?
824
00:37:27,893 --> 00:37:29,313
快点把它搬开啊!
825
00:37:29,893 --> 00:37:31,433
行了…当心呀!
826
00:37:56,643 --> 00:37:58,473
岳父,你刷完牙没有?
827
00:37:59,023 --> 00:38:00,273
跟我上来
828
00:38:00,433 --> 00:38:01,603
干吗?
829
00:38:02,973 --> 00:38:04,723
岳父,什么事呀?什么事?
830
00:38:05,143 --> 00:38:06,683
什么事?你看看
831
00:38:08,433 --> 00:38:09,843
我是被人骗的
832
00:38:09,853 --> 00:38:11,433
人家怎么不骗我?
833
00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:13,013
我喝醉酒嘛!
834
00:38:13,023 --> 00:38:14,893
喝醉酒只是借口
835
00:38:16,063 --> 00:38:17,143
我错了
836
00:38:17,603 --> 00:38:19,023
你怎么搞的?
837
00:38:19,353 --> 00:38:21,053
我只是闹着玩的!
838
00:38:21,063 --> 00:38:22,513
你玩得可过瘾啦!
839
00:38:22,523 --> 00:38:23,933
难为我女儿大着个肚子
840
00:38:23,933 --> 00:38:25,393
我问你怎么对得起她?
841
00:38:25,393 --> 00:38:27,343
我想把她甩掉,可是甩不掉她!
842
00:38:27,353 --> 00:38:28,593
为什么甩不掉?
843
00:38:28,603 --> 00:38:30,143
她要五万块钱的分手费!
844
00:38:30,143 --> 00:38:31,393
五万块?
845
00:38:31,523 --> 00:38:34,553
你帮我个忙吧岳父,你帮帮我吧
846
00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:36,223
帮你忙?哼!
847
00:38:36,473 --> 00:38:38,433
岳父…岳父!
848
00:38:38,773 --> 00:38:40,643
我现在帮你到银行去拿钱呀?
849
00:38:40,893 --> 00:38:42,973
谢谢你,谢谢!谢个屁啊谢
850
00:38:42,973 --> 00:38:44,393
这是我的私房钱
851
00:38:44,393 --> 00:38:46,183
习哥来有钱你可得还给我
852
00:38:46,183 --> 00:38:47,353
当然啦
853
00:38:47,563 --> 00:38:49,273
记着对我的女儿好一点
854
00:38:49,353 --> 00:38:50,263
当然啦
855
00:38:50,273 --> 00:38:52,603
你还以为可以享齐人之福啦,
856
00:38:52,893 --> 00:38:55,473
当然啦!不当然
857
00:38:55,473 --> 00:38:57,183
我以后再不敢 再不敢了
858
00:38:58,393 --> 00:39:00,063
新铝窗有了
859
00:39:00,853 --> 00:39:03,433
卡拉OK,电视也有了
860
00:39:06,063 --> 00:39:07,893
不过银行的存款…
861
00:39:08,853 --> 00:39:10,183
没了!
862
00:39:10,853 --> 00:39:15,473
「我要轻轻的告诉你」
863
00:39:15,683 --> 00:39:18,643
「不要把我忘…记」
864
00:39:19,473 --> 00:39:20,773
我去开门
865
00:39:23,723 --> 00:39:25,103
我去开门
866
00:39:32,683 --> 00:39:34,313
莉疾来了!
867
00:39:38,023 --> 00:39:40,933
我知道你一定好兴奋的
868
00:39:46,723 --> 00:39:48,143
我来…我来
869
00:39:48,643 --> 00:39:50,183
老公,谁来了?
870
00:39:51,643 --> 00:39:53,103
你的脚怎么啦?
871
00:39:53,143 --> 00:39:55,263
我唱了那么久的歌
872
00:39:55,273 --> 00:39:56,683
我想跳舞!
873
00:39:57,643 --> 00:39:58,933
浪漫蒂克!
874
00:40:00,973 --> 00:40:02,013
你带我到那里去?
875
00:40:02,023 --> 00:40:03,063
你来…
876
00:40:04,063 --> 00:40:05,273
你是谁?
877
00:40:05,433 --> 00:40:06,813
这是什么地方?
878
00:40:06,853 --> 00:40:08,603
你这么急着来干什么?
879
00:40:08,643 --> 00:40:11,143
我正想明天到深圳去找你
880
00:40:12,563 --> 00:40:13,893
死老头子!
881
00:40:14,273 --> 00:40:15,683
你以后不要再找他行不行?
882
00:40:15,683 --> 00:40:18,803
不行,我来香港的目的就是为了找他
883
00:40:18,813 --> 00:40:19,553
他答应我…
884
00:40:19,563 --> 00:40:20,933
你找他不就是为了钱嘛!
885
00:40:20,933 --> 00:40:22,263
钱我可以给你
886
00:40:22,273 --> 00:40:23,803
只要你以后不要再来找他
887
00:40:23,813 --> 00:40:25,183
五万块,拿去
888
00:40:25,183 --> 00:40:27,303
好啊!有了这些钱
889
00:40:27,313 --> 00:40:30,103
我就可以参加亚洲小姐了
890
00:40:32,313 --> 00:40:34,353
给她钱参加亚洲小姐?
891
00:40:35,643 --> 00:40:37,313
好大胆啊你!
892
00:40:47,023 --> 00:40:49,103
我是李连杰的师妹
893
00:40:51,893 --> 00:40:55,523
我…我真的是李连杰的师妹!
894
00:41:01,353 --> 00:41:03,643
你,你跟我回家去!
895
00:41:03,643 --> 00:41:05,433
老婆轻点…老婆!
896
00:41:09,773 --> 00:41:12,393
我的五万块钱泡汤了!
897
00:41:13,393 --> 00:41:14,263
动作快点!
898
00:41:14,273 --> 00:41:16,473
把厨房水管子和冲所的水管子倒过来接
899
00:41:16,473 --> 00:41:18,023
知道吗?知道了!
900
00:41:22,143 --> 00:41:24,933
你看看你,弄得像疯鸡一样,
901
00:41:28,103 --> 00:41:30,023
你是不是真的很想赚钱?
902
00:41:33,973 --> 00:41:37,143
老婆,我没有做过对不起你的事
903
00:41:37,353 --> 00:41:40,063
你是说你刚刚做的事 很对得起我是不是?
904
00:41:40,563 --> 00:41:41,893
刚才那个是误会!
905
00:41:41,893 --> 00:41:42,843
坐下来我跟你说
906
00:41:42,853 --> 00:41:44,683
你没资格坐,你这老色狼!
907
00:41:44,683 --> 00:41:46,393
你也不看看几岁,你说!
908
00:41:46,393 --> 00:41:48,183
你对不对得起祖先,你说呀你!
909
00:41:48,183 --> 00:41:49,263
你说呀你!
910
00:41:49,273 --> 00:41:52,223
你呀!千万不要学你岳父这副德性
911
00:41:52,223 --> 00:41:54,723
在外面风流会倒霉一辈子的
912
00:41:55,183 --> 00:41:56,523
你跟我说呀你!
913
00:41:56,563 --> 00:41:58,013
老婆,你听我解释!
914
00:41:58,023 --> 00:42:00,223
我们入房再说吧
915
00:42:00,603 --> 00:42:02,853
你不要说!你什么都不要说!
916
00:42:08,273 --> 00:42:11,893
很久不见了,你的房子真的好漂亮!
917
00:42:13,063 --> 00:42:14,143
出去!
918
00:42:16,353 --> 00:42:17,563
你们来了!
919
00:42:18,643 --> 00:42:21,773
现在还在床上,你们两个太恩爱了吧!
920
00:42:23,103 --> 00:42:25,023
亲得脖子也都红了
921
00:42:25,603 --> 00:42:27,223
如果选模范夫妻
922
00:42:27,223 --> 00:42:30,273
你们这一对一定是第一名!
923
00:42:31,023 --> 00:42:34,723
这个当然啦,我们的感情特别好
924
00:42:35,353 --> 00:42:36,973
我们感情如胶似漆呀?
925
00:42:37,223 --> 00:42:39,183
你什么时候这么调皮?
926
00:42:39,183 --> 00:42:41,223
来…到那边坐
927
00:42:41,603 --> 00:42:43,523
女儿倒汽水
928
00:42:45,273 --> 00:42:47,593
警告你,她们没离开之前
929
00:42:47,603 --> 00:42:48,933
什么都不准说!
930
00:42:49,223 --> 00:42:50,813
不说 过去!
931
00:42:51,223 --> 00:42:53,683
来…坐呀!
932
00:42:53,683 --> 00:42:55,023
这么漂亮!
933
00:42:59,773 --> 00:43:01,313
慢慢聊!
934
00:43:01,723 --> 00:43:03,343
东姑,你的
935
00:43:03,353 --> 00:43:04,353
谢谢
936
00:43:07,023 --> 00:43:08,473
南姑,你的
937
00:43:08,473 --> 00:43:09,643
谢谢你了!
938
00:43:11,473 --> 00:43:13,263
西姑,你的
939
00:43:13,273 --> 00:43:14,393
谢谢
940
00:43:16,393 --> 00:43:18,183
呀!
941
00:43:21,773 --> 00:43:24,013
女儿呀?这里没有人抽烟
942
00:43:24,023 --> 00:43:25,973
你跟我放回原位
943
00:43:33,353 --> 00:43:36,603
这房子的风水真好,你是怎么找的?
944
00:43:37,603 --> 00:43:39,223
我东也找
945
00:43:39,313 --> 00:43:41,393
我西也找
946
00:43:41,473 --> 00:43:44,593
我呀?找来找去呀
947
00:43:44,603 --> 00:43:46,723
总算给我找到了!
948
00:43:49,183 --> 00:43:51,143
骠叔,你干吗哭呀?
949
00:43:53,183 --> 00:43:55,343
在我最想念你们的时候
950
00:43:55,353 --> 00:43:56,893
你们居然来看我
951
00:43:56,893 --> 00:44:00,603
我实在太感动,太感动了!
952
00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:04,843
岳父,我也很感动呀!
953
00:44:04,853 --> 00:44:06,473
感动感动!
954
00:44:06,473 --> 00:44:08,593
我买了榴桩给你们吃,来…
955
00:44:08,603 --> 00:44:10,893
你买了榴桩,太好了!
956
00:44:10,973 --> 00:44:12,973
我老公最爱吃了!
957
00:44:16,023 --> 00:44:18,093
你喜欢吃就多吃一点!
958
00:44:18,103 --> 00:44:23,853
你不吃就是不爱我!你吃!你吃呀
959
00:44:26,103 --> 00:44:29,063
真搞不懂,怎么有人爱吃猫屎?
960
00:44:30,223 --> 00:44:32,343
老公呀,给我们来几杯热茶
961
00:44:32,353 --> 00:44:33,643
来了!
962
00:44:42,643 --> 00:44:44,603
臭成这个样子
963
00:44:46,103 --> 00:44:47,053
你呢?
964
00:44:47,063 --> 00:44:48,393
别急嘛
965
00:44:49,063 --> 00:44:50,223
老婆!
966
00:44:50,773 --> 00:44:52,143
放下,臭死了
967
00:44:55,433 --> 00:44:56,643
几位请用
968
00:44:56,643 --> 00:44:57,973
谢谢
969
00:44:59,813 --> 00:45:00,803
红中
970
00:45:00,813 --> 00:45:01,813
碰
971
00:45:02,143 --> 00:45:03,273
三万
972
00:45:03,313 --> 00:45:05,143
三万,卡章,上一章
973
00:45:05,433 --> 00:45:07,063
你用的是什么茶叶?
974
00:45:07,393 --> 00:45:09,353
我没有泡茶,这是开水
975
00:45:16,563 --> 00:45:17,393
开门…
976
00:45:17,393 --> 00:45:18,523
厕所有人啊!
977
00:45:23,223 --> 00:45:24,643
怎么回事?
978
00:45:27,143 --> 00:45:29,393
好臭呀?臭死呀!
979
00:45:30,683 --> 00:45:32,723
老妈,厕所怎么没有水?
980
00:45:32,723 --> 00:45:34,273
怎么会没有水?
981
00:45:47,433 --> 00:45:50,643
恶心死了,快走呀?
982
00:45:54,143 --> 00:45:57,263
老公呀!你想谋杀?
983
00:45:57,273 --> 00:45:57,973
你看看人家嘛!
984
00:45:57,973 --> 00:45:59,683
你好臭啊,走开点,走开
985
00:45:59,683 --> 00:46:00,803
什么?走开!
986
00:46:00,813 --> 00:46:01,683
你说什么?
987
00:46:01,683 --> 00:46:02,393
我…
988
00:46:02,393 --> 00:46:03,343
好臭,大家一起臭!
989
00:46:03,353 --> 00:46:05,143
我让你臭…
990
00:46:10,063 --> 00:46:11,773
你知不知道是谁整你?
991
00:46:11,813 --> 00:46:12,933
不知道
992
00:46:12,933 --> 00:46:14,563
有没有看见有人整你?
993
00:46:14,813 --> 00:46:16,093
没有看到!
994
00:46:16,103 --> 00:46:16,973
有没有证据?
995
00:46:16,973 --> 00:46:19,643
证据就是那些水管被人接得乱七八糟
996
00:46:19,643 --> 00:46:21,303
我就是不知道应该怎么办!
997
00:46:21,313 --> 00:46:22,723
这水管的问题
998
00:46:23,023 --> 00:46:24,433
你应该去水务局
999
00:46:24,433 --> 00:46:25,723
你应该去警察局
1000
00:46:26,523 --> 00:46:28,313
我第一次就去了警察局
1001
00:46:28,473 --> 00:46:30,223
警察局叫我去水务局
1002
00:46:30,223 --> 00:46:31,763
水务局叫我来渠务局
1003
00:46:31,773 --> 00:46:33,683
现在渠务局又叫我回警察局
1004
00:46:33,933 --> 00:46:35,853
到底我该去那一局呀?
1005
00:46:45,813 --> 00:46:46,723
大哥
1006
00:46:46,723 --> 00:46:48,933
那个老家伙今天走遍了所有的政府门
1007
00:46:48,933 --> 00:46:50,473
恐怕想对付我们
1008
00:46:50,683 --> 00:46:54,223
他别作梦,如果政府部门理他的话
1009
00:46:54,223 --> 00:46:56,433
那我们黑社会还能这么嚣张啦?
1010
00:46:57,723 --> 00:46:59,223
记住,法律呢
1011
00:46:59,223 --> 00:47:01,563
是用来保障我们这些有头脑的黑社会
1012
00:47:10,103 --> 00:47:12,103
老婆,还没有水来?
1013
00:47:12,473 --> 00:47:13,643
有!
1014
00:47:13,813 --> 00:47:16,353
有的是红颜祸水
1015
00:47:18,813 --> 00:47:21,023
今天晚上又吃什么罐头?
1016
00:47:21,723 --> 00:47:23,263
有你最喜欢吃的
1017
00:47:23,273 --> 00:47:25,023
红烧鸡!
1018
00:47:29,023 --> 00:47:30,353
几点开饭?
1019
00:47:30,683 --> 00:47:32,143
去问电锅!
1020
00:47:35,313 --> 00:47:37,523
喂!几点开饭呀?
1021
00:47:39,103 --> 00:47:40,643
不理我!
1022
00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:43,643
化个妆就行了!
1023
00:47:44,773 --> 00:47:45,513
女儿去那儿?
1024
00:47:45,523 --> 00:47:46,263
我怎么知道?
1025
00:47:46,273 --> 00:47:47,893
你是一家之主,你不去问她?
1026
00:47:49,973 --> 00:47:51,773
女儿…
1027
00:47:52,143 --> 00:47:53,223
这么晚还出去?
1028
00:47:53,223 --> 00:47:54,933
是呀?我去看不眠演唱会
1029
00:47:55,223 --> 00:47:57,063
不眠演唱会是什么意思呀?
1030
00:47:57,433 --> 00:47:59,813
不眠,即是通宵的意思
1031
00:47:59,853 --> 00:48:01,313
我今晚不回来睡了
1032
00:48:02,393 --> 00:48:03,683
你再说一次!
1033
00:48:03,683 --> 00:48:07,023
我今天晚上出去混,不回来睡了
1034
00:48:08,683 --> 00:48:09,343
女儿呀!
1035
00:48:09,353 --> 00:48:11,473
隔离「打成一块」也在那里唱呀
1036
00:48:11,813 --> 00:48:12,593
他们也去?
1037
00:48:12,603 --> 00:48:13,603
是呀
1038
00:48:13,723 --> 00:48:15,523
这不是我专制
1039
00:48:15,813 --> 00:48:17,343
不过我们是不是可以商量一下
1040
00:48:17,353 --> 00:48:18,393
你不要去呀?
1041
00:48:18,393 --> 00:48:19,973
老爸,坐下!
1042
00:48:20,973 --> 00:48:22,473
坐下!
1043
00:48:26,473 --> 00:48:28,763
老爸,我已经长大了
1044
00:48:28,773 --> 00:48:30,393
你是不是想把我关起来?
1045
00:48:30,433 --> 00:48:32,013
你关也关不住
1046
00:48:32,023 --> 00:48:33,773
因为我还是会出去的
1047
00:48:33,933 --> 00:48:35,343
再怎么说你也是女孩子
1048
00:48:35,353 --> 00:48:37,063
你看你又开始说教了!
1049
00:48:38,063 --> 00:48:41,513
老爸,你冷静一点,听我说
1050
00:48:41,523 --> 00:48:42,973
你不让我出去呢
1051
00:48:42,973 --> 00:48:44,603
就是说你不信任我
1052
00:48:44,813 --> 00:48:46,433
事情不能看表面
1053
00:48:46,433 --> 00:48:49,023
我出去一个晚上并不代表我会学坏
1054
00:48:49,313 --> 00:48:51,643
你要对我公平一点才行嘛
1055
00:48:52,183 --> 00:48:54,523
你看你!说两句又撅起嘴来了
1056
00:48:54,773 --> 00:48:56,643
不许噘嘴,笑一笑
1057
00:48:58,023 --> 00:49:00,513
这才乖,今晚早点回来呀
1058
00:49:00,523 --> 00:49:01,343
不是不是…
1059
00:49:01,353 --> 00:49:03,973
我今天晚上早点回,行不行呀?
1060
00:49:04,353 --> 00:49:05,433
那你就早点回来吧!
1061
00:49:05,433 --> 00:49:08,473
哇嘎,我可以出去了!
1062
00:49:13,143 --> 00:49:14,893
子祥老伯,子祥老伯
1063
00:49:14,893 --> 00:49:16,053
是我们呀!
1064
00:49:16,063 --> 00:49:17,393
「打成一块」!
1065
00:49:18,023 --> 00:49:19,553
帅不帅,欣赏吗?
1066
00:49:19,563 --> 00:49:20,973
帅吧,流行哩
1067
00:49:21,273 --> 00:49:22,933
你们打成这副样子
1068
00:49:22,933 --> 00:49:24,183
上街不怕吓死人吗?
1069
00:49:24,183 --> 00:49:26,893
怕什么怕,我只怕待会那些歌迷
1070
00:49:26,893 --> 00:49:28,223
控制不住情绪呀!
1071
00:49:28,223 --> 00:49:30,433
把我们的衣服都撕破了!
1072
00:49:31,773 --> 00:49:33,343
佩佩,好了没有?
1073
00:49:33,353 --> 00:49:34,603
快好了!
1074
00:49:42,723 --> 00:49:44,143
你爸爸跟着来!
1075
00:49:47,103 --> 00:49:49,353
老爸,你老跟着我们干什么?
1076
00:49:49,473 --> 00:49:50,393
谁跟着你?
1077
00:49:50,393 --> 00:49:51,933
我买东西呀!
1078
00:49:59,643 --> 00:50:00,973
佩佩…
1079
00:50:00,973 --> 00:50:01,893
又怎么啦?
1080
00:50:01,893 --> 00:50:03,143
有需要的时候用吧
1081
00:50:03,313 --> 00:50:04,183
知道啦老爸!
1082
00:50:04,183 --> 00:50:05,853
我早点回来就是了,拜拜
1083
00:50:06,183 --> 00:50:07,143
最好别用!
1084
00:50:07,143 --> 00:50:08,803
要用就用最好的,知道吗?
1085
00:50:08,813 --> 00:50:11,063
记住!记住穿雨衣!
1086
00:50:13,183 --> 00:50:14,723
安全第一!
1087
00:50:17,523 --> 00:50:19,683
我们学校最近发现一位同学
1088
00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:21,183
做了未婚妈妈
1089
00:50:21,563 --> 00:50:23,093
为了重整校风
1090
00:50:23,103 --> 00:50:24,933
我们今天来一次突击检查
1091
00:50:30,063 --> 00:50:31,853
你看你!出去出去!
1092
00:50:35,973 --> 00:50:37,223
你也出去
1093
00:50:45,813 --> 00:50:47,813
我书包里为什么会有避孕药?
1094
00:50:50,893 --> 00:50:52,143
喂?
1095
00:50:52,563 --> 00:50:53,933
我是!
1096
00:50:56,683 --> 00:50:57,723
什么?
1097
00:50:57,723 --> 00:50:59,973
我们学校的校风一向很好
1098
00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:02,183
这次雷佩佩带避孕药上学
1099
00:51:02,183 --> 00:51:04,223
校方是绝对不能容忍的
1100
00:51:04,223 --> 00:51:06,013
如果没有满意的答复
1101
00:51:06,023 --> 00:51:07,723
校方会考虑开除她!
1102
00:51:09,723 --> 00:51:11,513
这那是避孕药嘛?
1103
00:51:11,523 --> 00:51:13,433
这明明是我高升压的药
1104
00:51:13,473 --> 00:51:14,143
如果你们不信
1105
00:51:14,143 --> 00:51:15,603
我吃两颗给你们看看
1106
00:51:15,933 --> 00:51:17,593
这些真的是避孕药!
1107
00:51:17,603 --> 00:51:18,593
你怎么知道?
1108
00:51:18,603 --> 00:51:20,063
你吃过了吗?
1109
00:51:20,393 --> 00:51:22,273
这明明写着是避孕药!
1110
00:51:24,603 --> 00:51:25,933
我明白了!
1111
00:51:26,143 --> 00:51:28,643
一定是我女儿上课时跟你们顶嘴
1112
00:51:28,643 --> 00:51:30,643
要不然就是你们叫她去买便当她不肯
1113
00:51:30,643 --> 00:51:32,143
所以你们合起来栽脏,对不对?
1114
00:51:32,143 --> 00:51:35,803
雷太太,请你控制一下你自己的情绪
1115
00:51:35,813 --> 00:51:38,523
我们学校怎么会做出这种事情呢?
1116
00:51:38,853 --> 00:51:40,353
那一定是你!
1117
00:51:40,683 --> 00:51:42,393
一定是你这个修女
1118
00:51:42,523 --> 00:51:45,143
自己想吃避孕药又不好意思去买
1119
00:51:45,143 --> 00:51:46,973
就逼我女儿去买
1120
00:51:46,973 --> 00:51:49,603
现在被人家拆穿了 你不敢承认对不对?
1121
00:51:50,223 --> 00:51:51,683
天啊!
1122
00:51:51,933 --> 00:51:53,973
请你宽恕这个肥婆!
1123
00:51:55,183 --> 00:51:56,223
老婆,什么事?
1124
00:51:56,223 --> 00:51:57,433
你来得正好
1125
00:51:57,523 --> 00:51:59,393
她们冤枉我女说她吃避孕药
1126
00:51:59,393 --> 00:52:00,523
怎么办?
1127
00:52:00,603 --> 00:52:01,433
这不可能!
1128
00:52:01,433 --> 00:52:03,143
我女儿这么乖,怎会吃避孕药呢?
1129
00:52:03,143 --> 00:52:07,063
就是啊!要是被我查出 谁故意陷害我女儿
1130
00:52:07,143 --> 00:52:09,473
我一定狠拷他一顿!
1131
00:52:10,603 --> 00:52:13,063
避孕药也是求一个安全嘛
1132
00:52:13,223 --> 00:52:14,803
没什么大不了,对不对?
1133
00:52:14,813 --> 00:52:16,353
就是啊!
1134
00:52:16,683 --> 00:52:17,763
我放进去的!
1135
00:52:17,773 --> 00:52:20,103
呀!
1136
00:52:25,223 --> 00:52:29,223
咄!咄!
1137
00:52:29,773 --> 00:52:31,303
我书读得少
1138
00:52:31,313 --> 00:52:32,683
你不要骗我
1139
00:52:32,723 --> 00:52:34,183
为什么教女儿吃避孕药?
1140
00:52:34,183 --> 00:52:35,513
我怕她弄出事来…
1141
00:52:35,523 --> 00:52:36,723
你有毛病呀?
1142
00:52:36,723 --> 00:52:38,183
女儿还小啊!
1143
00:52:38,183 --> 00:52:39,853
现在跟以前不同了
1144
00:52:39,933 --> 00:52:41,013
你才跟以前不同!
1145
00:52:41,023 --> 00:52:42,353
越老越蠢!
1146
00:52:42,603 --> 00:52:44,273
怎么会闹这么大事情?
1147
00:52:44,973 --> 00:52:46,473
这次不关我的事
1148
00:52:46,523 --> 00:52:47,893
那一次关你的事?
1149
00:52:48,223 --> 00:52:50,103
你没有脑袋,是猪脑啊
1150
00:52:50,143 --> 00:52:51,563
你吃什么长大啊?
1151
00:52:52,103 --> 00:52:53,433
是你叫我管的
1152
00:52:53,433 --> 00:52:55,853
我管不了,只好先做预防啊
1153
00:52:56,063 --> 00:52:57,563
这样安全一点嘛
1154
00:52:58,893 --> 00:53:00,433
你们快过来看看
1155
00:53:00,433 --> 00:53:01,723
什么事?
1156
00:53:02,473 --> 00:53:03,973
这么多照片?
1157
00:53:04,103 --> 00:53:06,063
谁那么无聊照这么多相片?
1158
00:53:06,563 --> 00:53:07,853
把我照得那么难看!
1159
00:53:08,103 --> 00:53:09,513
完了!我大肚子
1160
00:53:09,523 --> 00:53:11,393
照出来一定很丑!
1161
00:53:12,563 --> 00:53:13,593
怎么没有我?
1162
00:53:13,603 --> 00:53:15,523
你没出去当然没你啦!
1163
00:53:16,473 --> 00:53:18,103
这就是恐吓!
1164
00:53:19,473 --> 00:53:21,723
以后她上街你要陪着她
1165
00:53:21,723 --> 00:53:22,643
听到了没有?
1166
00:53:22,643 --> 00:53:25,353
你们两个上班放学都由我接送
1167
00:53:25,603 --> 00:53:26,513
还有你也一样
1168
00:53:26,523 --> 00:53:27,853
你也一样!
1169
00:53:33,723 --> 00:53:35,353
妈咪,我上学去了
1170
00:53:36,563 --> 00:53:37,933
等等我…
1171
00:53:39,893 --> 00:53:41,103
呀!
1172
00:53:41,223 --> 00:53:43,603
什么事?妈哟!
1173
00:53:49,973 --> 00:53:50,973
送蛇上门了!
1174
00:53:50,973 --> 00:53:52,523
今天晚上吃蛇肉
1175
00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:55,023
蛇吃我的血哟!
1176
00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:04,773
你戏演完了没有?
1177
00:54:05,933 --> 00:54:07,183
不生我气啦?
1178
00:54:07,523 --> 00:54:09,973
神童骠,你成熟一点行不行
1179
00:54:09,973 --> 00:54:11,263
现在是什么时候啦,
1180
00:54:11,273 --> 00:54:12,933
人家就快要杀来了!
1181
00:54:13,273 --> 00:54:14,303
就是嘛!
1182
00:54:14,313 --> 00:54:17,393
我们二人暂且将儿女私情放下
1183
00:54:17,973 --> 00:54:19,683
这次是一件大事
1184
00:54:19,683 --> 00:54:20,803
我乃这…
1185
00:54:20,813 --> 00:54:23,523
这一家之主呀!我来处理!
1186
00:54:25,853 --> 00:54:26,893
会有这种事?
1187
00:54:26,893 --> 00:54:28,393
是啊,李先生!
1188
00:54:28,393 --> 00:54:30,523
你查查看是不是你手下做的?
1189
00:54:30,773 --> 00:54:32,843
再这样下去我们就要疯了!
1190
00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:34,513
请体谅一下我们吧
1191
00:54:34,523 --> 00:54:36,473
我也非常同情你的处境
1192
00:54:36,973 --> 00:54:39,973
不过,整个收购行动
1193
00:54:39,973 --> 00:54:43,143
我们已经委托另外一家公司处理了
1194
00:54:43,433 --> 00:54:47,773
再说,我们实长集团 是一家很有规模的公司
1195
00:54:47,933 --> 00:54:49,933
犯法的事我们不会做的
1196
00:54:49,933 --> 00:54:51,353
当然!当然!
1197
00:54:51,643 --> 00:54:54,683
你就放心吧,我一定会想办法帮你们的
1198
00:54:55,183 --> 00:54:56,843
那真是求之不得!
1199
00:54:56,853 --> 00:54:58,393
这才是一家之主
1200
00:54:58,393 --> 00:55:00,393
面对现实,解决问题
1201
00:55:00,393 --> 00:55:01,973
推卸责任不是
1202
00:55:02,353 --> 00:55:04,103
李先生的人真不错!
1203
00:55:06,643 --> 00:55:08,313
这么幼稚的人都有?
1204
00:55:09,063 --> 00:55:10,683
真是笨蛋!
1205
00:55:13,643 --> 00:55:14,803
你这一点小事都办不好
1206
00:55:14,813 --> 00:55:16,433
你是干什么吃的?
1207
00:55:16,523 --> 00:55:17,893
你知不知道再这样下去
1208
00:55:17,893 --> 00:55:19,603
我们要赔那日本小子多少钱啊?
1209
00:55:19,813 --> 00:55:21,773
限你一个礼拜之内摆平!
1210
00:55:22,813 --> 00:55:24,273
开灯看看
1211
00:55:29,973 --> 00:55:32,523
动作快点,里面开始做生意了
1212
00:55:35,273 --> 00:55:36,223
这什么东西?
1213
00:55:36,223 --> 00:55:37,393
老妈!
1214
00:55:38,353 --> 00:55:39,603
新开张的
1215
00:55:39,643 --> 00:55:41,473
纯情学生妹!
1216
00:55:41,893 --> 00:55:43,773
不是盖的,真的有的
1217
00:55:44,063 --> 00:55:45,433
你胡说什么?
1218
00:55:45,643 --> 00:55:46,683
小妹妹,上班啦?
1219
00:55:46,683 --> 00:55:47,393
等下光顾你!
1220
00:55:47,393 --> 00:55:49,723
光你个头!光不光顾?
1221
00:55:49,973 --> 00:55:51,843
肥婆,你不要太嚣张!
1222
00:55:51,853 --> 00:55:53,893
没人光顾,你撒什么野啊?
1223
00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:55,553
肥婆好啊!
1224
00:55:55,563 --> 00:55:57,643
冬暖夏凉,一堆肉啊,
1225
00:55:57,643 --> 00:56:00,263
你们两个大色狼滚不滚,滚不滚?
1226
00:56:00,273 --> 00:56:02,273
再不滚我把你们喀喳!
1227
00:56:03,223 --> 00:56:04,263
小妹妹
1228
00:56:04,273 --> 00:56:05,603
老妈!
1229
00:56:07,683 --> 00:56:09,683
我老公昨天已经跟你们老板都说好了
1230
00:56:09,683 --> 00:56:11,313
你们还来搅活什么劲儿?
1231
00:56:11,473 --> 00:56:12,643
什么老板?
1232
00:56:12,643 --> 00:56:13,973
我就是老板
1233
00:56:13,973 --> 00:56:15,303
聪明的你就快点搬
1234
00:56:15,313 --> 00:56:16,723
不然有你受!
1235
00:56:16,773 --> 00:56:18,563
下流!我们上去
1236
00:56:20,223 --> 00:56:21,843
老妈,以后我们怎么出去?
1237
00:56:21,853 --> 00:56:23,643
没问题,有我在这!
1238
00:56:24,473 --> 00:56:25,973
许太太,去观光啊?
1239
00:56:25,973 --> 00:56:28,183
谁有心情去观光,我搬家了
1240
00:56:28,853 --> 00:56:29,723
搬家?
1241
00:56:29,723 --> 00:56:31,393
下面开了这么多的妓院
1242
00:56:31,393 --> 00:56:33,303
臭男人每天的进进出出
1243
00:56:33,313 --> 00:56:35,933
我今天早上看见我的老公从里面出来
1244
00:56:35,933 --> 00:56:37,053
如果再不搬的话
1245
00:56:37,063 --> 00:56:39,143
他可得搬到下面去住了
1246
00:56:40,393 --> 00:56:42,683
楼上的陈太太,隔壁的李太太
1247
00:56:42,683 --> 00:56:44,563
过几天都要搬了
1248
00:56:45,523 --> 00:56:48,273
那整棘大楼 就剩下我们跟他打成一块儿啦?
1249
00:56:52,353 --> 00:56:53,263
老公
1250
00:56:53,273 --> 00:56:55,053
你看什么?!这是我老婆
1251
00:56:55,063 --> 00:56:57,183
老婆也出来做吗?
1252
00:56:58,433 --> 00:56:59,183
搞什么?
1253
00:56:59,183 --> 00:57:00,303
好恶心
1254
00:57:00,313 --> 00:57:01,643
下次再来吧
1255
00:57:03,853 --> 00:57:04,763
原来真有大肚做啊?
1256
00:57:04,773 --> 00:57:05,593
老公!
1257
00:57:05,603 --> 00:57:06,683
早知道我就光顾你了
1258
00:57:06,683 --> 00:57:07,853
你胡说什么?
1259
00:57:09,853 --> 00:57:10,593
老公!
1260
00:57:10,603 --> 00:57:11,643
当心我揍你!
1261
00:57:16,103 --> 00:57:19,063
这么吵,怎么做生意嘛!
1262
00:57:19,853 --> 00:57:23,013
老公!我想死你了
1263
00:57:23,023 --> 00:57:24,313
老公!
1264
00:57:24,353 --> 00:57:27,143
上次有个肥婆把我打了一顿
1265
00:57:27,143 --> 00:57:29,093
把我的脸都打肿了
1266
00:57:29,103 --> 00:57:31,853
害得我不能参加亚洲小姐比赛
1267
00:57:32,523 --> 00:57:34,683
我看,还是跟着你好一点啊!
1268
00:57:34,723 --> 00:57:35,813
老公!
1269
00:57:35,853 --> 00:57:37,103
哪里?哪里?
1270
00:57:37,433 --> 00:57:39,023
老公…
1271
00:57:41,183 --> 00:57:42,473
又是你!
1272
00:57:50,273 --> 00:57:54,603
我书读得少,你不要骗我
1273
00:58:02,523 --> 00:58:04,023
老婆!
1274
00:58:12,933 --> 00:58:14,473
你跟我起来!
1275
00:58:16,563 --> 00:58:18,603
不要打啦!
1276
00:58:19,813 --> 00:58:21,473
我是撞上的!
1277
00:58:22,103 --> 00:58:23,683
要出人命!
1278
00:58:24,143 --> 00:58:25,773
「现在是特别新闻报告」
1279
00:58:25,933 --> 00:58:28,473
「港英商业信托银行」
1280
00:58:28,563 --> 00:58:30,143
「今天中午突然停业」
1281
00:58:30,143 --> 00:58:33,343
「大批存户涌到银行去 财政司责七成…」
1282
00:58:33,353 --> 00:58:34,723
不要吵了!
1283
00:58:35,523 --> 00:58:39,313
「没有事的,广大市民请放心好了」
1284
00:58:39,353 --> 00:58:43,053
「港英商业托银行的业务 是绝对正常的」
1285
00:58:43,063 --> 00:58:44,343
老爸…
1286
00:58:44,353 --> 00:58:45,643
老爸,你们怎么在这里?
1287
00:58:45,683 --> 00:58:46,683
我们银行要倒闭了!
1288
00:58:46,683 --> 00:58:48,183
我打电话回家又没人听!
1289
00:58:48,183 --> 00:58:49,973
财政司说过没有事的啊!
1290
00:58:49,973 --> 00:58:53,023
你不能听那老外的话 我们银行真的要倒闭
1291
00:58:53,973 --> 00:58:56,063
那怎么办?我们的钱
1292
00:58:58,773 --> 00:59:02,773
血汗金钱化为乌有!
1293
00:59:04,353 --> 00:59:06,063
我们血本无归!
1294
00:59:06,183 --> 00:59:07,593
血本无归!
1295
00:59:07,603 --> 00:59:14,143
政府对不起我们
1296
00:59:14,313 --> 00:59:17,523
政府对不起我们
1297
00:59:17,723 --> 00:59:18,973
对不起我们!
1298
00:59:19,143 --> 00:59:21,263
我老公对不起我
1299
00:59:21,273 --> 00:59:22,773
财政司不是人!
1300
00:59:22,933 --> 00:59:24,643
财政司不是人!
1301
00:59:26,723 --> 00:59:29,143
狐狸精不是人,是鸡!
1302
00:59:29,273 --> 00:59:31,103
政府不管我们死活!
1303
00:59:31,223 --> 00:59:32,303
政府不管我们死活!
1304
00:59:32,313 --> 00:59:34,143
现在轮到受害人说话
1305
00:59:35,353 --> 00:59:40,933
还我血汗金钱…
1306
00:59:41,773 --> 00:59:44,683
北漏洞啦!
1307
00:59:49,063 --> 00:59:51,143
让我说,让我说!
1308
00:59:55,813 --> 00:59:58,773
政府骗走我们的钱!
1309
01:00:00,563 --> 01:00:03,273
老婆,我以后再也不敢乱混了
1310
01:00:05,433 --> 01:00:07,723
开始我还以为这里好好的
1311
01:00:07,723 --> 01:00:09,593
原来是个大骗局!
1312
01:00:09,603 --> 01:00:11,223
你骂我大笨猪?
1313
01:00:11,223 --> 01:00:12,933
她说你是大便硬!
1314
01:00:14,853 --> 01:00:17,433
我们要到大马路了
1315
01:00:22,223 --> 01:00:24,433
你在那边注意,现场已经转移了
1316
01:00:24,773 --> 01:00:28,273
老妈…老妈
1317
01:00:47,773 --> 01:00:49,223
不要哭了!
1318
01:00:50,353 --> 01:00:52,513
你假装银行没有倒闭
1319
01:00:52,523 --> 01:00:56,473
那些钱存了定期 没有拿出来花不就得了吗?
1320
01:00:56,603 --> 01:00:58,603
这种事怎么可以假装嘛?
1321
01:00:59,973 --> 01:01:02,553
没了,什么都没了!
1322
01:01:02,563 --> 01:01:04,553
钱没了可以再赚
1323
01:01:04,563 --> 01:01:07,023
那老公可不可以再找?
1324
01:01:07,103 --> 01:01:09,553
不可以…你千万不要啊!
1325
01:01:09,563 --> 01:01:11,843
怎么不可以?你这么对我女儿
1326
01:01:11,853 --> 01:01:13,353
我把你咔嚓啊!
1327
01:01:14,143 --> 01:01:16,893
岳父大人,你可要救救我!
1328
01:01:17,353 --> 01:01:18,893
你不要再叫我救你了
1329
01:01:18,893 --> 01:01:21,523
上次替你背了黑锅,还不够啊?
1330
01:01:22,643 --> 01:01:23,813
少来这一套!
1331
01:01:26,273 --> 01:01:27,273
我们进房去
1332
01:01:30,273 --> 01:01:31,353
岳母…
1333
01:01:36,853 --> 01:01:38,393
你到底会不会做事?
1334
01:01:38,973 --> 01:01:40,683
是你叫我找兄弟的嘛.
1335
01:01:41,023 --> 01:01:43,223
动不动就说找兄弟,你以为不要钱啊?
1336
01:01:43,223 --> 01:01:44,523
很贵的,你知道吗?
1337
01:01:45,853 --> 01:01:47,093
那现在怎么办?
1338
01:01:47,103 --> 01:01:49,563
现在那些日本人已逼到头上了
1339
01:01:50,523 --> 01:01:52,053
到了期要是搞不定
1340
01:01:52,063 --> 01:01:53,773
我破产还要被人砍呢!
1341
01:02:07,973 --> 01:02:10,053
叫你去把那两家也收回来
1342
01:02:10,063 --> 01:02:11,683
你办了这么久都办不好!
1343
01:02:13,523 --> 01:02:14,803
老婆,等了很久啦?
1344
01:02:14,813 --> 01:02:15,723
老板娘来了
1345
01:02:15,723 --> 01:02:16,643
来干什么?
1346
01:02:16,643 --> 01:02:18,523
关你什么事?招牌都被人拆了
1347
01:02:19,523 --> 01:02:21,063
接你下班啊!
1348
01:02:21,603 --> 01:02:22,643
小心上车啊
1349
01:02:22,973 --> 01:02:24,433
是你叫我不要找兄弟的嘛
1350
01:02:24,433 --> 01:02:25,593
当心摔倒啊!
1351
01:02:25,603 --> 01:02:27,683
发话嘛你,找兄弟找兄弟
1352
01:02:27,683 --> 01:02:28,643
钱谁给啊?
1353
01:02:28,643 --> 01:02:29,853
我可没钱啊!
1354
01:02:30,313 --> 01:02:31,723
老公,肚子饿了
1355
01:02:31,973 --> 01:02:33,343
我带你去吃东西
1356
01:02:33,353 --> 01:02:35,393
你可要照顾我的小祖宗啊
1357
01:02:35,393 --> 01:02:36,603
现在还等什么啦?
1358
01:02:36,973 --> 01:02:38,513
等什么?事到如今
1359
01:02:38,523 --> 01:02:39,893
只好找兄弟啦!
1360
01:02:39,893 --> 01:02:41,973
别动!我帮你绑安全带!
1361
01:02:42,183 --> 01:02:44,053
那简单多了,老板!
1362
01:02:44,063 --> 01:02:47,183
听着,做归做,千万别太张扬
1363
01:02:48,353 --> 01:02:49,353
我不会负责的
1364
01:02:53,023 --> 01:02:54,773
老婆,我们走了
1365
01:02:55,353 --> 01:02:58,563
老公…老板,你开了我的车啊
1366
01:03:04,143 --> 01:03:06,273
全部都别动,都给我坐在位子上
1367
01:03:06,973 --> 01:03:08,353
你,去拆水表
1368
01:03:08,683 --> 01:03:10,353
你,去拆电表
1369
01:03:10,893 --> 01:03:12,393
你去把传真机拔掉
1370
01:03:12,433 --> 01:03:14,023
还有,你去装电话录音
1371
01:03:14,353 --> 01:03:15,053
你干什么?
1372
01:03:15,063 --> 01:03:16,093
是不是有问题发问?
1373
01:03:16,103 --> 01:03:17,393
你们是不是来抢劫的?
1374
01:03:17,393 --> 01:03:19,273
我是政府派来的清盘官
1375
01:03:19,603 --> 01:03:21,223
现在来接管这里一切
1376
01:03:21,223 --> 01:03:23,773
也就是从现在开始,我就是你们老板
1377
01:03:24,273 --> 01:03:25,263
什么意思,
1378
01:03:25,273 --> 01:03:26,683
就是你们什么都不用做
1379
01:03:26,683 --> 01:03:27,973
等发薪水好了
1380
01:03:28,143 --> 01:03:30,353
你看着他们,一只苍蝇也别让他们带走
1381
01:03:30,563 --> 01:03:31,303
跟我去搜
1382
01:03:31,313 --> 01:03:32,473
是
1383
01:03:34,643 --> 01:03:35,933
坐到自己的位子
1384
01:03:36,563 --> 01:03:38,273
我们终于可以朝夕相对了
1385
01:03:39,063 --> 01:03:40,433
那多没意思!
1386
01:03:41,273 --> 01:03:43,553
什么没意思? 你们银行一天花一百多万
1387
01:03:43,563 --> 01:03:45,813
请我们来看着你们,当然有意思啊
1388
01:03:47,223 --> 01:03:49,393
你是说我们天花一百多万
1389
01:03:49,393 --> 01:03:50,893
付钱请你们来看着我们?
1390
01:03:50,893 --> 01:03:53,393
对啊!这样的工作还能去那里找!
1391
01:03:56,813 --> 01:03:58,393
不好意思 没关系
1392
01:04:00,143 --> 01:04:01,223
喂,这是什么?
1393
01:04:01,973 --> 01:04:03,563
我们大厦的地址!
1394
01:04:07,563 --> 01:04:11,223
原来那个地产商跟日本人签了合约
1395
01:04:12,103 --> 01:04:14,593
明天五点前要交房子,不然的话…
1396
01:04:14,603 --> 01:04:15,773
要赔五亿!
1397
01:04:16,723 --> 01:04:18,023
过两天就没事了
1398
01:04:19,183 --> 01:04:20,353
你们在干什么?
1399
01:04:21,063 --> 01:04:22,303
我们有急事!
1400
01:04:22,313 --> 01:04:23,053
还给你
1401
01:04:23,063 --> 01:04:24,063
快走!
1402
01:04:25,563 --> 01:04:26,303
我来我来
1403
01:04:26,313 --> 01:04:27,523
让他去好了
1404
01:04:30,183 --> 01:04:31,053
什么事?
1405
01:04:31,063 --> 01:04:32,143
又是你呀?
1406
01:04:32,773 --> 01:04:34,013
这里是不是有人报警?
1407
01:04:34,023 --> 01:04:35,103
没有
1408
01:04:35,433 --> 01:04:36,553
没有?你耍我呀?
1409
01:04:36,563 --> 01:04:38,683
明明有人报警说有上来捣乱
1410
01:04:38,683 --> 01:04:40,393
没有就是没有嘛
1411
01:04:40,393 --> 01:04:41,803
你们两个是不是太闲啊?
1412
01:04:41,813 --> 01:04:43,353
又来冤枉我老公?
1413
01:04:48,473 --> 01:04:49,473
再打一次
1414
01:04:58,603 --> 01:05:01,563
我再问你一次 有没有人报警说这里打架?
1415
01:05:01,853 --> 01:05:03,593
我再回答你们一次
1416
01:05:03,603 --> 01:05:04,603
没有
1417
01:05:04,933 --> 01:05:06,433
那是不是那肥婆瞎搅和?
1418
01:05:06,433 --> 01:05:07,933
什么肥婆?
1419
01:05:07,933 --> 01:05:09,053
我告你毁谤!
1420
01:05:09,063 --> 01:05:10,643
这也算毁谤?
1421
01:05:11,183 --> 01:05:12,593
你丑化我老婆
1422
01:05:12,603 --> 01:05:14,973
当心她拿开水来烫你们
1423
01:05:15,143 --> 01:05:16,223
走不走啊你们?
1424
01:05:16,813 --> 01:05:18,223
你请我都不会再来了
1425
01:05:18,223 --> 01:05:21,223
我以后也不要再见你们,神经病!
1426
01:05:21,683 --> 01:05:22,683
吃饭啦
1427
01:05:27,813 --> 01:05:28,973
我去你的!
1428
01:05:30,473 --> 01:05:32,723
老爸老妈,我们在银行看到一份合约
1429
01:05:32,723 --> 01:05:35,263
那个地产商明天五点前 要把整栋楼交给人家
1430
01:05:35,273 --> 01:05:36,893
不然的话要赔五亿
1431
01:05:36,893 --> 01:05:39,853
真的?这是他自作自受的!
1432
01:05:40,353 --> 01:05:43,973
糟了,刚才那些警察来来去去的好几次
1433
01:05:43,973 --> 01:05:45,473
今天晚上一定会有事!
1434
01:05:46,143 --> 01:05:47,513
那怎办?
1435
01:05:47,523 --> 01:05:50,433
这样好了,我们赶快收拾东西去躲一躲
1436
01:05:50,563 --> 01:05:51,563
跟我来
1437
01:05:51,643 --> 01:05:54,143
老婆,别带那么多东西
1438
01:05:54,143 --> 01:05:56,513
拿些值钱的 带些证件就行了,知道吗?
1439
01:05:56,523 --> 01:05:57,563
知道知道!
1440
01:05:58,183 --> 01:05:59,093
我去叫阿勇一起走!
1441
01:05:59,103 --> 01:06:00,103
快点
1442
01:06:06,393 --> 01:06:09,933
老婆,干什么还大包小包的?
1443
01:06:09,933 --> 01:06:11,683
是逃难!不是去旅行啊!
1444
01:06:11,683 --> 01:06:12,683
快点
1445
01:06:16,853 --> 01:06:17,513
好了没有?
1446
01:06:17,523 --> 01:06:18,263
快点
1447
01:06:18,273 --> 01:06:19,643
走了走了
1448
01:06:22,313 --> 01:06:24,263
老公,我好怕呀?
1449
01:06:24,273 --> 01:06:25,353
好黑呀!
1450
01:06:27,273 --> 01:06:28,643
快关上门报警
1451
01:06:28,643 --> 01:06:30,183
快报警啊!
1452
01:06:30,893 --> 01:06:32,603
糟了,电话被剪断了!
1453
01:06:33,143 --> 01:06:34,393
那怎么办?
1454
01:06:34,393 --> 01:06:36,433
你们两出去守住楼梯,不要让他们上来
1455
01:06:36,433 --> 01:06:37,523
快…快
1456
01:06:38,143 --> 01:06:39,183
你跟着你妈
1457
01:06:39,183 --> 01:06:41,313
还有你们两个去窗口看着 我好怕啊
1458
01:06:42,313 --> 01:06:44,473
老伯,你家里有没有无线电话?
1459
01:06:44,473 --> 01:06:45,763
有一部无线电呼叫器
1460
01:06:45,773 --> 01:06:46,303
给我
1461
01:06:46,313 --> 01:06:47,563
可惜没电了
1462
01:06:49,273 --> 01:06:50,433
减肥单车?
1463
01:06:53,313 --> 01:06:55,143
老伯,有没有手电筒和蜡烛?
1464
01:06:55,143 --> 01:06:55,933
有
1465
01:06:55,933 --> 01:06:57,843
伯母,钳子,还有螺丝刀
1466
01:06:57,853 --> 01:06:58,973
好…
1467
01:07:06,433 --> 01:07:07,513
大哥,你领头
1468
01:07:07,523 --> 01:07:08,973
废话!当然是我了!
1469
01:07:11,563 --> 01:07:13,223
大哥!什么声音啊!
1470
01:07:14,853 --> 01:07:16,683
丧钟已经为他们敲响了!
1471
01:07:27,063 --> 01:07:29,433
我们冲上去 看看他们还有什么花样?
1472
01:07:44,393 --> 01:07:45,803
接着我啊!
1473
01:07:45,813 --> 01:07:46,813
快走!
1474
01:07:54,723 --> 01:07:56,643
弟兄们,冲啊!
1475
01:07:57,603 --> 01:07:58,773
你们弄什么?
1476
01:07:58,933 --> 01:08:00,523
我用这减肥单车来发电
1477
01:08:00,723 --> 01:08:01,723
发电?发电?
1478
01:08:03,473 --> 01:08:05,063
快点…快点
1479
01:08:18,273 --> 01:08:20,013
试试看!老伯,你去骑车
1480
01:08:20,023 --> 01:08:20,933
尽量骑快一点!
1481
01:08:20,933 --> 01:08:24,433
他怎么行? 骑脚踏车我内行,我每天都骑嘛
1482
01:08:25,563 --> 01:08:26,563
开始
1483
01:08:28,313 --> 01:08:30,593
伯母,你骑快一点,快成功了
1484
01:08:30,603 --> 01:08:32,853
老公,外面形势怎么样?
1485
01:08:33,273 --> 01:08:34,273
你快点骑吧!
1486
01:08:35,103 --> 01:08:36,393
我已经拼了命!
1487
01:08:38,523 --> 01:08:39,523
怎么样?
1488
01:08:40,813 --> 01:08:41,553
行不行?
1489
01:08:41,563 --> 01:08:42,563
不要催我!
1490
01:08:46,313 --> 01:08:47,593
成功了…成功了,伯母,不要停
1491
01:08:47,603 --> 01:08:50,343
神童骠呼救,你们听到了没有?
1492
01:08:50,353 --> 01:08:51,893
神童骠,怎么不开工?
1493
01:08:52,683 --> 01:08:56,023
唐山大兄,我们麻烦大了
1494
01:08:57,063 --> 01:08:58,643
你的麻烦没有小的!
1495
01:08:59,143 --> 01:09:00,933
不是呀!我…
1496
01:09:02,223 --> 01:09:03,393
伯母,加油!
1497
01:09:03,813 --> 01:09:05,973
唐山大兄,我们现在被人砍
1498
01:09:05,973 --> 01:09:06,803
你快点来救我们
1499
01:09:06,813 --> 01:09:09,183
叫他陕报警,报警啊!
1500
01:09:10,523 --> 01:09:11,603
老爸!
1501
01:09:14,223 --> 01:09:15,353
你们怎么啦?
1502
01:09:18,643 --> 01:09:21,063
怎么没声音了,收到了没有
1503
01:09:21,473 --> 01:09:22,933
还能收到
1504
01:09:22,933 --> 01:09:24,973
收到也没用,不能讲!
1505
01:09:26,773 --> 01:09:30,893
也许我倒下…
1506
01:09:31,473 --> 01:09:33,393
你的计程朋友听不听歌的!
1507
01:09:33,603 --> 01:09:35,183
不听歌不烦死了吗?
1508
01:09:37,473 --> 01:09:38,773
音乐电话
1509
01:09:40,183 --> 01:09:41,313
你别跑
1510
01:09:42,643 --> 01:09:43,643
快点…
1511
01:09:45,523 --> 01:09:46,933
伯母,不要停啊!
1512
01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:48,223
停下来就没电了
1513
01:09:48,223 --> 01:09:49,273
快点骑!
1514
01:09:49,973 --> 01:09:51,143
他们又爬上来了
1515
01:09:51,273 --> 01:09:52,553
快把大剪刀拿给我
1516
01:09:52,563 --> 01:09:53,563
接着
1517
01:10:02,023 --> 01:10:03,353
我来了
1518
01:10:05,313 --> 01:10:06,933
不要剪我!
1519
01:10:06,933 --> 01:10:09,063
我不剪你,你剪你的绳子
1520
01:10:17,223 --> 01:10:18,643
刚才那个兄弟叫什么名字
1521
01:10:18,813 --> 01:10:20,063
唐山大兄!
1522
01:10:32,063 --> 01:10:34,643
神童骠,你是不是有难?
1523
01:10:35,023 --> 01:10:36,723
是呀…我Call你呀!
1524
01:10:38,063 --> 01:10:42,973
(是啊!是啊!)
1525
01:10:43,933 --> 01:10:46,933
神童骠,你又在玩什么游戏?
1526
01:10:46,933 --> 01:10:48,683
我在叫救命呀?
1527
01:10:52,223 --> 01:10:54,393
(救命!我需要人救命!)
1528
01:10:54,393 --> 01:10:57,263
老婆,千万不要停!
1529
01:10:57,273 --> 01:11:00,773
(救命!救命!救命!)
1530
01:11:01,433 --> 01:11:02,683
这是什么歌,
1531
01:11:04,063 --> 01:11:05,683
这首是披头唱的“Help”
1532
01:11:05,683 --> 01:11:07,053
他们叫救命呀?
1533
01:11:07,063 --> 01:11:08,223
救命?
1534
01:11:09,643 --> 01:11:11,973
神童骠,什么事要救命?
1535
01:11:13,273 --> 01:11:14,643
别跑…
1536
01:11:15,103 --> 01:11:16,643
你胆子不小呀…
1537
01:11:27,393 --> 01:11:29,643
用光了!快跑!
1538
01:11:31,353 --> 01:11:32,773
喂
1539
01:11:33,223 --> 01:11:35,103
不行了!他们杀上来了!
1540
01:11:35,973 --> 01:11:37,263
什么人要害你?
1541
01:11:37,273 --> 01:11:38,643
谁要害你啊?
1542
01:11:46,973 --> 01:11:47,973
人呢?
1543
01:11:48,473 --> 01:11:52,683
救命呀?救命呀?
1544
01:11:58,563 --> 01:11:59,763
怎么办啊,顶住啊!
1545
01:11:59,773 --> 01:12:01,973
老爸,我好怕 别担心!
1546
01:12:03,853 --> 01:12:06,523
神童骠,你这是什么歌
1547
01:12:08,063 --> 01:12:09,933
兄弟,你怎么这么笨?
1548
01:12:10,183 --> 01:12:12,643
连这都不知是十面埋伏!
1549
01:12:12,643 --> 01:12:15,813
十面埋伏?他被埋伏了?
1550
01:12:16,103 --> 01:12:18,473
神童骠,谁埋伏你们?
1551
01:12:18,473 --> 01:12:21,023
完了,我想不出歌来了
1552
01:12:23,353 --> 01:12:25,643
周润发…周润发…
1553
01:12:26,643 --> 01:12:28,523
不要停…
1554
01:12:30,473 --> 01:12:32,143
“我在黑社会的日子”?
1555
01:12:32,143 --> 01:12:34,223
神童骠,你是不是被黑社会埋伏?
1556
01:12:34,223 --> 01:12:35,523
你的位置在那里?
1557
01:12:35,683 --> 01:12:36,973
你听到了没有?我们住那里啊?
1558
01:12:37,183 --> 01:12:38,933
呀!罗大佑!
1559
01:12:42,313 --> 01:12:44,553
老婆,别停啊!
1560
01:12:44,563 --> 01:12:47,303
皇后大道中又皇后大道东
1561
01:12:47,313 --> 01:12:49,393
大道东还是大道中呀?
1562
01:12:49,393 --> 01:12:51,063
皇后大道中?
1563
01:12:51,473 --> 01:12:54,223
呀!大道东,神童骠的家呀!
1564
01:12:56,643 --> 01:12:57,683
很危险,行不行呀?
1565
01:12:57,683 --> 01:12:59,563
不行也得试试嘛,总比等死好
1566
01:13:00,063 --> 01:13:01,603
你过去帮伯母吧
1567
01:13:02,183 --> 01:13:04,263
你们小心一点,报警之后赶快上来
1568
01:13:04,273 --> 01:13:05,353
知道了
1569
01:13:06,183 --> 01:13:07,973
我顶不住了
1570
01:13:15,813 --> 01:13:17,393
我看你还能往那儿跑?
1571
01:13:19,223 --> 01:13:20,183
老婆,没事吧
1572
01:13:20,183 --> 01:13:22,103
不行了!我腿软了
1573
01:13:30,523 --> 01:13:31,773
难道鬼上身,
1574
01:13:40,773 --> 01:13:42,773
你妈真是神勇呀?
1575
01:13:47,103 --> 01:13:48,603
到我背上…
1576
01:14:00,393 --> 01:14:04,523
老妈 老婆,起来
1577
01:14:09,223 --> 01:14:11,103
你们别压我老婆!
1578
01:14:12,973 --> 01:14:14,513
这里你作主吗?
1579
01:14:14,523 --> 01:14:15,683
搬的时候你不搬
1580
01:14:15,683 --> 01:14:17,053
现在害得我还要加班
1581
01:14:17,063 --> 01:14:20,023
走呀!
1582
01:14:21,223 --> 01:14:23,103
大哥,他们要去报警!
1583
01:14:28,393 --> 01:14:29,393
别动
1584
01:14:30,563 --> 01:14:33,223
看到了吧?我很残忍!
1585
01:14:33,523 --> 01:14:35,313
聪明的话就马上把合约给我签了
1586
01:14:35,853 --> 01:14:37,313
不然的话就一刀一个
1587
01:14:37,973 --> 01:14:39,513
你呢就一刀两个
1588
01:14:39,523 --> 01:14:41,393
我告诉你,你少吓我女儿!
1589
01:14:41,393 --> 01:14:42,643
律师,把合约拿过来
1590
01:14:44,563 --> 01:14:45,513
立刻签!
1591
01:14:45,523 --> 01:14:47,393
签吧签吧,我们签了
1592
01:14:48,223 --> 01:14:49,053
不要
1593
01:14:49,063 --> 01:14:50,683
老公
1594
01:14:54,353 --> 01:14:57,183
快点签!
1595
01:14:57,183 --> 01:14:59,023
上面的人听着
1596
01:14:59,313 --> 01:15:02,393
聪明的快点投降,不然我们冲上来了
1597
01:15:02,393 --> 01:15:03,393
是不是警察?
1598
01:15:03,563 --> 01:15:05,143
大哥,计程车司机!
1599
01:15:05,143 --> 01:15:06,553
什么人都救不了你,快签!
1600
01:15:06,563 --> 01:15:08,273
你们已经被包围了…
1601
01:15:09,273 --> 01:15:10,843
叫没有用,还是冲上去吧
1602
01:15:10,853 --> 01:15:11,893
冷静一点
1603
01:15:11,893 --> 01:15:13,593
你怎么知道他们有没有枪?
1604
01:15:13,603 --> 01:15:14,933
现在黑社会的装备
1605
01:15:14,933 --> 01:15:16,393
比飞虎队还要厉害!
1606
01:15:16,393 --> 01:15:18,343
我报了警!警察马上就到!
1607
01:15:18,353 --> 01:15:19,603
我继续叫!
1608
01:15:20,313 --> 01:15:23,683
你们听着,你们已经被包围了…
1609
01:15:23,683 --> 01:15:25,563
什么事?什么事?
1610
01:15:25,933 --> 01:15:28,223
我们是西方日报记者 请问发生什么事?
1611
01:15:28,563 --> 01:15:29,303
警察来了
1612
01:15:29,313 --> 01:15:30,353
发生什么事?
1613
01:15:31,103 --> 01:15:32,763
黑社会砍人啊?
1614
01:15:32,773 --> 01:15:33,803
不用说了 砍人?
1615
01:15:33,813 --> 01:15:36,053
一定是那个死肥婆又在作弄我
1616
01:15:36,063 --> 01:15:37,643
警察先生,你们上去看看嘛!
1617
01:15:37,643 --> 01:15:39,103
就是嘛!上去看看嘛!
1618
01:15:44,063 --> 01:15:45,893
还吵?一刀砍死你!
1619
01:15:46,223 --> 01:15:47,643
没有事的!
1620
01:15:48,393 --> 01:15:51,353
没有事的!那里有事呢?
1621
01:15:59,563 --> 01:16:00,563
上去呀!
1622
01:16:00,683 --> 01:16:02,273
呼叫总部,请求增援!
1623
01:16:08,393 --> 01:16:09,683
签好了!
1624
01:16:10,143 --> 01:16:11,603
别动!警察
1625
01:16:12,773 --> 01:16:13,843
全部站好!
1626
01:16:13,853 --> 01:16:15,393
靠墙站好!
1627
01:16:16,973 --> 01:16:17,973
别跑
1628
01:16:23,183 --> 01:16:25,343
我的胖子,这次你最可爱
1629
01:16:25,353 --> 01:16:26,523
你有没有事?
1630
01:16:27,933 --> 01:16:29,513
我这里好痛!
1631
01:16:29,523 --> 01:16:30,723
你被人打伤了!
1632
01:16:30,723 --> 01:16:32,013
你有没有事?
1633
01:16:32,023 --> 01:16:33,473
我肚子痛!
1634
01:16:33,473 --> 01:16:34,053
你肚子痛?
1635
01:16:34,063 --> 01:16:34,843
那怎么办?
1636
01:16:34,853 --> 01:16:35,853
怎么办?
1637
01:16:38,313 --> 01:16:39,723
让开点…
1638
01:16:44,523 --> 01:16:46,223
拍什么嘛?有什么好拍!
1639
01:16:47,393 --> 01:16:49,723
老公,你在那里,我好怕!
1640
01:16:49,723 --> 01:16:50,513
老婆!
1641
01:16:50,523 --> 01:16:51,723
我好怕,你有没有事?
1642
01:16:51,723 --> 01:16:54,523
不要怕,我在这里,我没事!
1643
01:16:54,723 --> 01:16:55,803
你没事我就放心了
1644
01:16:55,813 --> 01:16:58,563
老公,你不要离开我,老公!
1645
01:16:59,563 --> 01:17:01,933
我们是部署了很久才采取这次行动的
1646
01:17:01,933 --> 01:17:03,473
不错,这一次的行动
1647
01:17:03,473 --> 01:17:04,723
我们已部署了三年
1648
01:17:04,723 --> 01:17:06,053
是呀…
1649
01:17:06,063 --> 01:17:07,183
胡说什么?
1650
01:17:07,563 --> 01:17:08,563
再见!
1651
01:17:09,063 --> 01:17:10,933
他们说部署了三年是不是真的?
1652
01:17:11,273 --> 01:17:12,353
他们出来了
1653
01:17:13,603 --> 01:17:15,643
请你告诉我们上面发生了什么事?
1654
01:17:15,643 --> 01:17:17,893
是啊!上面发生了什么事?
1655
01:17:17,893 --> 01:17:18,893
请你说两句
1656
01:17:18,973 --> 01:17:22,433
我们被没良心的地产商串谋黑社会迫害
1657
01:17:22,433 --> 01:17:23,263
这个大家都知道
1658
01:17:23,273 --> 01:17:24,473
能不能说些新鲜的?
1659
01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:25,803
对啊…新鲜?
1660
01:17:25,813 --> 01:17:27,433
说点好玩的事情给我们听呀?
1661
01:17:27,433 --> 01:17:28,093
好玩的?
1662
01:17:28,103 --> 01:17:29,433
有什么趣闻,说一点来听!
1663
01:17:29,433 --> 01:17:30,343
什么趣闻啊?
1664
01:17:30,353 --> 01:17:31,643
告诉我们一些花絮嘛
1665
01:17:31,643 --> 01:17:33,393
还要花絮吧?
1666
01:17:33,973 --> 01:17:34,843
有没有?
1667
01:17:34,853 --> 01:17:35,853
有!
1668
01:17:36,023 --> 01:17:37,183
是什么呀?
1669
01:17:37,643 --> 01:17:41,513
首先我要谢谢诸葛亮,郑进一
1670
01:17:41,523 --> 01:17:42,933
为什么啊?
1671
01:17:42,933 --> 01:17:45,183
因为他们教会了我做人的道理
1672
01:17:45,183 --> 01:17:46,813
什么道理?
1673
01:17:47,313 --> 01:17:50,143
我们一家人在天台差一点给人砍死
1674
01:17:50,143 --> 01:17:51,263
你们都不问!
1675
01:17:51,273 --> 01:17:53,723
问花絮,问趣闻
1676
01:17:53,723 --> 01:17:55,103
这又有什么道理啊?
1677
01:17:55,643 --> 01:17:58,433
那些没良心的地产商,把房子炒高了
1678
01:17:58,433 --> 01:18:00,723
弄得有人没房子住,有房子没人住
1679
01:18:00,723 --> 01:18:02,023
又算什么道理啊?
1680
01:18:06,023 --> 01:18:07,603
老公
1681
01:18:08,063 --> 01:18:11,803
老公…怎么这么多人啊?
1682
01:18:11,813 --> 01:18:12,973
老爸!
1683
01:18:12,973 --> 01:18:13,973
实在太好了?
1684
01:18:13,973 --> 01:18:15,813
只要我们一家平安就好了!
1685
01:18:16,183 --> 01:18:17,353
好…
1686
01:18:17,643 --> 01:18:19,433
好戏在后头!
1687
01:18:25,893 --> 01:18:29,433
骠叔,五百万已经是个很好的价钱
1688
01:18:33,433 --> 01:18:35,063
你们两位又怎么样?
1689
01:18:35,143 --> 01:18:36,523
我们依他们的
1690
01:18:44,273 --> 01:18:46,563
骠叔,你开个价钱好了
1691
01:18:46,643 --> 01:18:50,513
我做男人,是不理家里的小事情的
1692
01:18:50,523 --> 01:18:52,093
卖房子这种小事情
1693
01:18:52,103 --> 01:18:53,433
我老婆做主
1694
01:18:53,433 --> 01:18:55,273
骠婶,那你开个价
1695
01:18:59,103 --> 01:19:00,593
肥婆,你别那么踉!
1696
01:19:00,603 --> 01:19:01,813
你这个混蛋!
1697
01:19:01,853 --> 01:19:03,933
你不要忘记你刚刚才保释出来
1698
01:19:03,933 --> 01:19:05,473
跟我说话那么大声!
1699
01:19:05,523 --> 01:19:07,603
你当心我再告你恐吓我!
1700
01:19:10,103 --> 01:19:13,103
好吧,看你这么有诚意
1701
01:19:13,723 --> 01:19:14,723
这样吧
1702
01:19:15,103 --> 01:19:16,103
一亿!
1703
01:19:16,313 --> 01:19:17,313
一亿?
1704
01:19:17,353 --> 01:19:18,723
什么?你再说一遍你?
1705
01:19:18,723 --> 01:19:19,643
再说一遍?
1706
01:19:19,643 --> 01:19:20,343
两亿!
1707
01:19:20,353 --> 01:19:21,603
你再说我再加
1708
01:19:22,723 --> 01:19:24,023
你给我闭上嘴!
1709
01:19:24,353 --> 01:19:27,143
骠婶,别玩我了!
1710
01:19:27,143 --> 01:19:28,393
谁有空跟你玩?
1711
01:19:28,393 --> 01:19:29,393
三亿!
1712
01:19:29,393 --> 01:19:30,603
骠婶,电话
1713
01:19:32,313 --> 01:19:33,093
喂?
1714
01:19:33,103 --> 01:19:35,273
岳母,诗诗就要生了
1715
01:19:35,473 --> 01:19:37,723
医生说他早产啊,骠叔,七百万
1716
01:19:38,523 --> 01:19:40,433
开什么玩笑?
1717
01:19:40,523 --> 01:19:43,103
医生说要马上动手术
1718
01:19:44,813 --> 01:19:46,223
等一等…
1719
01:19:46,223 --> 01:19:48,013
我给你们一千万!
1720
01:19:48,023 --> 01:19:50,143
还有呀?手术费要五千块!
1721
01:19:50,143 --> 01:19:51,273
五千
1722
01:19:51,813 --> 01:19:52,893
五千?
1723
01:19:53,143 --> 01:19:56,143
骠叔骠婶,你们不要再耍我
1724
01:19:56,143 --> 01:19:58,303
五千万实在是太多了,我怎么可以
1725
01:19:58,313 --> 01:19:59,343
谁耍你呀!
1726
01:19:59,353 --> 01:20:00,473
我们赶着去医院!
1727
01:20:00,473 --> 01:20:01,523
计程车
1728
01:20:02,853 --> 01:20:05,023
骠叔,三千万!
1729
01:20:05,223 --> 01:20:06,593
你说什么三千万呀?
1730
01:20:06,603 --> 01:20:07,843
我不管小事的
1731
01:20:07,853 --> 01:20:09,433
有什么事你跟她说!
1732
01:20:09,933 --> 01:20:11,433
骠婶,帮个忙
1733
01:20:11,433 --> 01:20:12,893
三千万,请收下
1734
01:20:12,893 --> 01:20:13,973
这不关我的事!
1735
01:20:13,973 --> 01:20:15,223
是我孙子开的价钱
1736
01:20:15,223 --> 01:20:16,813
你不相信,跟我一起去问问他去
1737
01:20:18,433 --> 01:20:20,773
好了!五千万就五千万!
1738
01:20:21,273 --> 01:20:23,053
你写什么?我们不收支票
1739
01:20:23,063 --> 01:20:24,523
我们要现金
1740
01:20:25,023 --> 01:20:27,593
五千万那么多拿上街,很危险啊
1741
01:20:27,603 --> 01:20:29,513
对呀!拿着你的支票更危险
1742
01:20:29,523 --> 01:20:31,143
我怎么知道你有没有钱啊!
1743
01:20:32,273 --> 01:20:34,393
这种事是不是要交给律师的…
1744
01:20:34,393 --> 01:20:35,393
对呀!
1745
01:20:35,393 --> 01:20:37,683
我们当然知要交给律师啦 对呀?
1746
01:20:37,683 --> 01:20:40,763
可是我们受了那么多苦,我们不开心
1747
01:20:40,773 --> 01:20:42,973
我们要Cash(现金)!开心点!
1748
01:20:42,973 --> 01:20:44,763
我们每一次都要收cash(现金)的
1749
01:20:44,773 --> 01:20:46,553
你要是有诚意就送到医院来好了
1750
01:20:46,563 --> 01:20:47,853
计程车!
1751
01:20:52,563 --> 01:20:53,563
老板!
1752
01:20:53,683 --> 01:20:55,523
老板,电话
1753
01:20:57,313 --> 01:20:58,393
喂?
1754
01:20:59,433 --> 01:21:01,103
什么?!要生啦?
1755
01:21:02,773 --> 01:21:04,263
宝宝…
1756
01:21:04,273 --> 01:21:05,853
叫爸爸呀!
1757
01:21:06,023 --> 01:21:07,893
才生下来怎么会叫?
1758
01:21:09,023 --> 01:21:11,023
老婆,谢谢你
1759
01:21:18,523 --> 01:21:20,313
五千万泡汤了!
1760
01:21:20,933 --> 01:21:23,023
医生,我老婆生了没有?
1761
01:21:23,143 --> 01:21:23,973
老妈
1762
01:21:23,973 --> 01:21:25,513
我的女儿啊,我们房子卖掉了
1763
01:21:25,523 --> 01:21:27,063
价钱卖得很好
1764
01:21:27,603 --> 01:21:28,813
我的外孙!
1765
01:21:29,643 --> 01:21:31,933
岳父,有小鸡鸡的!
1766
01:21:31,933 --> 01:21:33,523
我知道有个小鸡鸡
1767
01:21:34,023 --> 01:21:35,843
可是你生三个都没有
1768
01:21:35,853 --> 01:21:37,433
我第一胎就有了!
1769
01:21:37,603 --> 01:21:39,143
生个儿子像你就完蛋了
1770
01:21:39,143 --> 01:21:40,473
我三个女儿多好
1771
01:21:40,973 --> 01:21:42,563
好好玩,弄一个吧!
1772
01:21:43,313 --> 01:21:48,143
孙子的福气真好, 一生下来我们就发大财了
1773
01:21:50,223 --> 01:21:51,643
老妈,不知道为什么
1774
01:21:51,643 --> 01:21:53,683
孩子生下来就不停的哭!
1775
01:21:53,683 --> 01:21:55,473
不要怕,我给他看点东西
1776
01:21:55,473 --> 01:21:56,843
他一定会笑的
1777
01:21:56,853 --> 01:21:57,853
来人呀!
1778
01:22:00,773 --> 01:22:02,523
五千万Cash!
1779
01:22:02,773 --> 01:22:04,973
笑了,笑了
1780
01:22:05,273 --> 01:22:06,893
给你买奶粉!
1781
01:22:06,893 --> 01:22:08,513
老板,恭喜你了, 你生个儿子
1782
01:22:08,523 --> 01:22:10,723
儿子?是! 不过没屁眼
1783
01:22:11,643 --> 01:22:13,393
生儿子没屁眼?
1784
01:22:13,393 --> 01:22:14,553
省了不少尿布钱嘛
1785
01:22:14,563 --> 01:22:15,473
既不会是屁精!
1786
01:22:15,473 --> 01:22:16,843
也不会是马屁精啊 老板
1787
01:22:16,853 --> 01:22:19,773
呀…我儿子没屁眼
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