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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,439 --> 00:00:34,729 东姑,你好神气啊 搬到外面住大房子啦! 2 00:00:35,179 --> 00:00:38,523 神气什么呀?我老公运气好讨了我 3 00:00:38,548 --> 00:00:41,983 学人家炒地产赚了一点钱! 4 00:00:42,556 --> 00:00:43,976 喂? 5 00:00:47,133 --> 00:00:48,500 喂? 6 00:00:48,580 --> 00:00:49,620 老婆,吃饭了 7 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:52,030 吃饭了!知道了 8 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:56,540 等一下他们三个随便一个老公回来 就不打了 9 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,750 喂…喂? 10 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,120 是没电还是断线呢? 11 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,036 用我这个好了,来,给你! 12 00:01:05,061 --> 00:01:06,271 不用了 13 00:01:06,606 --> 00:01:09,226 响了!喂? 14 00:01:09,793 --> 00:01:10,793 碰! 15 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:14,660 我糊了!浑一色,对对糊! 八番!给钱, 16 00:01:14,970 --> 00:01:18,918 妈,今年三十好多人来拿钱 我不回来吃饭了 17 00:01:19,217 --> 00:01:19,837 喂? 18 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,660 给钱啊给钱啊! 19 00:01:22,685 --> 00:01:23,305 喂? 20 00:01:23,330 --> 00:01:24,700 拜托了,快给… 21 00:01:25,860 --> 00:01:27,940 哎,我忘了听电话 22 00:01:28,330 --> 00:01:33,540 喂…神经病! 23 00:01:36,473 --> 00:01:38,683 你干什么?蹦来蹦去的 24 00:01:38,773 --> 00:01:39,893 唔! 25 00:01:42,473 --> 00:01:44,933 老妈,你刚才喂喂喂的,什么事呀? 26 00:01:44,933 --> 00:01:47,143 刚刚有个人打电话来,是个女孩子 27 00:01:47,143 --> 00:01:50,223 喂一声就把电话挂了,真是神经病! 28 00:01:50,643 --> 00:01:52,973 妈,都三十晚上,你们还打麻将? 29 00:01:53,393 --> 00:01:55,473 三十晚上你要不要吃饭? 30 00:01:56,353 --> 00:01:57,683 最好可以不吃 31 00:01:57,683 --> 00:01:59,433 反正我有的是节目 32 00:02:00,683 --> 00:02:02,523 就Call你爸爸回来吃饭 33 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:05,183 不过,用不着急! 34 00:02:05,183 --> 00:02:06,563 遵命! 35 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,143 老爸,收到了没有? 36 00:02:11,143 --> 00:02:12,683 什么事?乖女儿 37 00:02:12,723 --> 00:02:14,513 不是找你啊,唐山大兄 38 00:02:14,523 --> 00:02:15,643 我是找我老爸 39 00:02:15,853 --> 00:02:17,393 老爸,你在那里? 40 00:02:17,643 --> 00:02:18,683 还能在那里? 41 00:02:18,683 --> 00:02:20,473 在楼下把车擦干净 42 00:02:20,603 --> 00:02:22,643 老爸,快点回吃团圆饭 43 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,683 今天晚上菜很好,有鱼有肉 44 00:02:25,683 --> 00:02:28,973 有鱼有肉,那不是三家烤肉一家香嘛 45 00:02:29,393 --> 00:02:30,773 立刻回家! 46 00:02:34,473 --> 00:02:35,643 搞什么? 47 00:02:37,473 --> 00:02:42,643 哗,哈…单约一筒,海底捞月! 48 00:02:42,853 --> 00:02:43,933 什么? 49 00:02:44,603 --> 00:02:46,223 开什么玩笑?太邪门了 50 00:02:46,223 --> 00:02:47,683 给钱,给钱… 51 00:02:47,933 --> 00:02:50,143 老妈,老爸说在楼下擦完车立刻上来 52 00:02:51,023 --> 00:02:53,513 你叫他慢慢擦啊? 53 00:02:53,523 --> 00:02:54,523 收到 多少钱? 54 00:02:54,893 --> 00:02:57,723 老爸老爸,菜开始变凉了 55 00:02:58,973 --> 00:03:00,183 这么快输回去了? 56 00:03:00,183 --> 00:03:01,353 谁个这么厉害? 57 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:02,973 你快点上来吧,十万火急 58 00:03:03,473 --> 00:03:04,723 今天年三十 59 00:03:04,723 --> 00:03:07,223 换班也得把车子给人家擦干净 60 00:03:09,313 --> 00:03:10,853 妈的!谁啊? 61 00:03:13,183 --> 00:03:17,183 哎呀!自摸浑一色,大满贯对对糊 62 00:03:17,313 --> 00:03:18,643 收钱!收钱… 63 00:03:18,643 --> 00:03:21,603 什么意思嘛?我早就等糊牌了 64 00:03:22,103 --> 00:03:24,853 老妈,老爸说还要擦很久! 65 00:03:25,143 --> 00:03:28,303 什么?你叫你爸爸慢慢擦! 66 00:03:28,313 --> 00:03:29,643 收到 67 00:03:31,973 --> 00:03:33,183 骠叔,你还擦车, 68 00:03:33,183 --> 00:03:34,563 叫你不用等我了嘛! 69 00:03:34,723 --> 00:03:36,563 年三十,大扫除 70 00:03:36,933 --> 00:03:38,473 开工大吉,富贵迫人啊! 71 00:03:38,473 --> 00:03:39,603 对… 72 00:03:45,143 --> 00:03:46,523 唔?哎哟! 73 00:03:50,433 --> 00:03:51,683 还没有打完啊! 74 00:03:51,683 --> 00:03:53,433 老婆,我的运气真好,刚才我… 75 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:55,143 我以为你到深圳到去了 76 00:03:55,393 --> 00:03:58,643 菜都煮好了,等着你大老爷回来开饭 77 00:03:58,683 --> 00:04:00,303 现在不是回来了吗? 78 00:04:00,313 --> 00:04:02,393 现在什么都没得吃了! 79 00:04:03,313 --> 00:04:05,343 东姑,吃得怎么样? 80 00:04:05,353 --> 00:04:08,513 不…我是说,你的新房子风水好不好? 81 00:04:08,523 --> 00:04:09,723 非常好! 82 00:04:09,723 --> 00:04:12,643 你们两个女儿都做事了 什么时候搬啦? 83 00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:13,893 搬那儿去? 84 00:04:14,273 --> 00:04:16,143 有什么地方比这里更好的? 85 00:04:16,143 --> 00:04:18,893 冬暖夏凉,月租几百块钱 86 00:04:18,933 --> 00:04:22,603 又热闹,连你都回来打牌! 87 00:04:22,723 --> 00:04:24,563 是冬凉夏暖! 88 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:27,353 还有,过完年我们就装修了 89 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:28,893 装什么修? 90 00:04:29,063 --> 00:04:31,013 你说包在你身上嘛!真是! 91 00:04:31,023 --> 00:04:32,273 七条 92 00:04:32,523 --> 00:04:35,223 真包在你身上,太好了! 93 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:36,303 什么? 94 00:04:36,313 --> 00:04:38,683 清一色对对糊,我大满贯呀! 95 00:04:38,813 --> 00:04:39,933 开什么玩笑? 96 00:04:39,933 --> 00:04:42,343 骠叔,你真是我的福星 97 00:04:42,353 --> 00:04:44,973 你刚上来,你老婆就把我包了 98 00:04:47,853 --> 00:04:49,593 拜拜 99 00:04:49,603 --> 00:04:51,343 早点回去吃团年饭吧 100 00:04:51,353 --> 00:04:52,643 都是你 101 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:53,933 这么晚才上来 102 00:04:53,933 --> 00:04:55,973 我本来赢了五百多块 103 00:04:56,103 --> 00:04:58,473 现在只赢了五块钱,都是你啊! 104 00:04:58,723 --> 00:05:00,593 赢五块也算赢嘛! 105 00:05:00,603 --> 00:05:02,603 大年三十,一团和气嘛! 106 00:05:02,723 --> 00:05:06,063 那倒是,赢五块也算赢啊! 107 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:08,063 现在有饭吃了吧? 108 00:05:13,893 --> 00:05:14,643 你真的没找过我呀? 109 00:05:14,643 --> 00:05:16,723 福临财至,要买大房子 110 00:05:17,603 --> 00:05:20,593 老公,你有没有想过什么时候买房子? 111 00:05:20,603 --> 00:05:22,223 申请居屋啊 112 00:05:22,223 --> 00:05:24,263 可惜你这个人没抽奖命 113 00:05:24,273 --> 00:05:26,723 申请了九次,没有一次抽中 114 00:05:26,973 --> 00:05:30,223 每年聚餐,你连鸡毛樟子都没抽中过 115 00:05:30,433 --> 00:05:32,643 这有什么办法,命运就是这样嘛! 116 00:05:32,643 --> 00:05:34,223 外面房子多贵!你知道吗? 117 00:05:34,223 --> 00:05:35,813 明年更贵啦! 118 00:05:36,143 --> 00:05:38,273 殊!殊! 119 00:05:38,353 --> 00:05:39,473 殊,殊,什么殊呀? 120 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:40,513 尿尿去厕所! 121 00:05:40,523 --> 00:05:42,393 老爸,他是我朋友 122 00:05:42,393 --> 00:05:43,263 你朋友? 123 00:05:43,273 --> 00:05:44,853 等一下我打给你! 124 00:05:45,723 --> 00:05:46,803 老爸 125 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:48,473 这么晚回来打个电话嘛! 126 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:49,473 让人担心你! 127 00:05:49,473 --> 00:05:52,063 我打过了,老妈在糊牌嘛 128 00:05:52,813 --> 00:05:54,223 二姐,是你打电话给我? 129 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:55,053 是啊! 130 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:57,853 我总共打了四十八个电话 看看什么人找我! 131 00:05:57,973 --> 00:05:59,263 吃饭了 132 00:05:59,273 --> 00:05:59,973 吃饭吃饭 133 00:05:59,973 --> 00:06:01,263 上去叫你大姐,大姐夫下来吃饭 134 00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:02,473 知道! 135 00:06:02,523 --> 00:06:03,853 这鸡好棒啊! 136 00:06:06,973 --> 00:06:08,643 别那么用力嘛! 137 00:06:10,643 --> 00:06:11,723 还好… 138 00:06:16,353 --> 00:06:19,723 老公,房屋署加菜啊 139 00:06:20,603 --> 00:06:22,853 一个月六百多块,你凑和着住吧 140 00:06:33,683 --> 00:06:35,813 老公,你运完功了没有? 141 00:06:35,973 --> 00:06:37,593 别吵别吵! 142 00:06:37,603 --> 00:06:38,933 动了,动了 143 00:06:39,353 --> 00:06:39,973 摸到了 144 00:06:39,973 --> 00:06:40,973 是儿子 145 00:06:40,973 --> 00:06:43,223 哗!这样你也摸得出来 146 00:06:43,433 --> 00:06:45,763 我摸到那最重要的一点点 147 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:46,593 你摸这里? 148 00:06:46,603 --> 00:06:48,473 这是我的肚脐眼!乱说! 149 00:06:48,563 --> 00:06:50,103 我开门,我开门 150 00:06:51,473 --> 00:06:53,313 开门开门,快去快去! 151 00:06:54,563 --> 00:06:55,343 吃饭啦? 152 00:06:55,353 --> 00:06:56,353 是啊! 153 00:06:56,563 --> 00:06:57,933 装修好了? 154 00:06:57,973 --> 00:06:59,313 好漂亮啊! 155 00:06:59,773 --> 00:07:01,353 这么大的照片! 156 00:07:01,603 --> 00:07:03,313 壁纸真特别! 157 00:07:03,473 --> 00:07:05,313 沙发好舒服啊! 158 00:07:07,183 --> 00:07:08,683 电视这么大啊! 159 00:07:10,813 --> 00:07:12,563 还有音响组合! 160 00:07:12,893 --> 00:07:14,303 如果我们家有这么漂亮的话 161 00:07:14,313 --> 00:07:15,643 我也不出去了 162 00:07:17,183 --> 00:07:17,933 那当然! 163 00:07:17,933 --> 00:07:20,353 我花了一生的积蓄来装修这房子 164 00:07:20,563 --> 00:07:22,973 老婆,看来以后我得常回大陆 165 00:07:22,973 --> 00:07:24,683 多赚点钱才行 166 00:07:24,723 --> 00:07:27,683 只可惜,这房子不是我们自己的 167 00:07:28,063 --> 00:07:31,433 反正一样嘛! 三叔已经移民外国去当大厨了 168 00:07:31,433 --> 00:07:33,723 他答应把房子借给我们长住了 169 00:07:35,683 --> 00:07:37,393 一定是催我们吃饭 170 00:07:37,893 --> 00:07:38,553 喂? 171 00:07:38,563 --> 00:07:39,843 喂?阿卢吗? 172 00:07:39,853 --> 00:07:41,893 三叔啊,加拿大打回来的 173 00:07:42,103 --> 00:07:46,103 三叔怎么这么早就打电话跟我拜年? 174 00:07:46,273 --> 00:07:49,603 我祝你的餐馆生意兴隆,财源广进! 175 00:07:49,683 --> 00:07:52,393 阿卢,你冷静点听我说 176 00:07:52,393 --> 00:07:55,313 我这餐馆的生意不怎么兴隆 177 00:07:55,563 --> 00:07:57,183 我打算过完年回来住 178 00:07:57,183 --> 00:07:58,933 到时候你找房子搬家啊! 179 00:07:59,023 --> 00:08:00,223 呀? 180 00:08:02,643 --> 00:08:03,393 老公? 181 00:08:03,393 --> 00:08:05,103 我一生的积蓄泡汤了 182 00:08:07,563 --> 00:08:09,843 老公,那怎么办嘛? 183 00:08:09,853 --> 00:08:12,723 别那么紧张,大不了搬回来一齐住嘛 184 00:08:12,723 --> 00:08:14,933 对呀!叫你岳父做厅长! 185 00:08:14,933 --> 00:08:15,723 呀? 186 00:08:15,723 --> 00:08:16,843 你们两个跟我一起睡 187 00:08:16,853 --> 00:08:17,683 呀? 188 00:08:17,723 --> 00:08:20,183 老公,那我们的家俱呢? 189 00:08:20,183 --> 00:08:22,313 别担心!这里有的是地方嘛 190 00:08:22,683 --> 00:08:24,723 你们的衣橱可以放在这里 191 00:08:24,723 --> 00:08:26,093 沙发就靠在这里 192 00:08:26,103 --> 00:08:27,053 音响放在这里 193 00:08:27,063 --> 00:08:28,263 杂物放在箱子里 194 00:08:28,273 --> 00:08:29,273 不就得了吗? 195 00:08:29,563 --> 00:08:33,433 让开,让开…帮帮忙 196 00:08:33,433 --> 00:08:34,933 别急,还有! 197 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,803 老婆,没路走了 198 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,183 可不可以看看,有什么能扔的就扔了 199 00:08:44,313 --> 00:08:45,893 你自己看着办,别问我 200 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:47,643 老爸,把你的马经扔了算了! 201 00:08:47,933 --> 00:08:49,473 把你扔了算了 202 00:08:49,523 --> 00:08:52,643 这几迭马经是我呕心沥血的记录 203 00:08:52,683 --> 00:08:54,643 是靠它把你养大的,傻瓜! 204 00:08:54,643 --> 00:08:55,803 把这部旧电视丢了吧 205 00:08:55,813 --> 00:08:56,893 你不要乱碰! 206 00:08:56,893 --> 00:08:58,473 这是我老婆的嫁妆! 207 00:08:58,473 --> 00:09:00,433 你想被你岳母捏死? 208 00:09:02,023 --> 00:09:03,893 这塑胶袋可以扔了吧? 209 00:09:04,223 --> 00:09:05,473 怎么搅的? 210 00:09:05,773 --> 00:09:07,143 这是什么回事? 211 00:09:07,143 --> 00:09:08,343 什么人在墙上练书法? 212 00:09:08,353 --> 00:09:10,773 你看,是骠叔隔壁的那个人 213 00:09:10,933 --> 00:09:12,933 是啊,怎么搞的? 214 00:09:13,273 --> 00:09:14,093 骠叔 215 00:09:14,103 --> 00:09:16,343 骠叔,你隔壁那个老王啊! 216 00:09:16,353 --> 00:09:19,343 借了高利货的钱,现在被人追债 217 00:09:19,353 --> 00:09:20,513 老王 是啊! 218 00:09:20,523 --> 00:09:21,303 什么回事? 219 00:09:21,313 --> 00:09:22,093 这里地方的治安越来越差了 220 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,933 明天一定要搬家了 221 00:09:23,933 --> 00:09:26,023 砍死你!别跑! 222 00:09:29,393 --> 00:09:30,393 职业姑爷仔,妻是妓女 223 00:09:30,393 --> 00:09:32,223 欠款三十万! 224 00:09:33,353 --> 00:09:36,343 反正早晚要搬,我们早点搬吧! 225 00:09:36,353 --> 00:09:38,603 我们又没有借高利货,怕什么? 226 00:09:39,023 --> 00:09:40,563 回去回去! 227 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:48,183 我还以为你们睡着了 228 00:09:48,183 --> 00:09:50,103 你在我门口浇汽油干吗? 229 00:09:50,473 --> 00:09:51,223 什么事什么事? 230 00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:53,353 因为你隔壁的人欠我老板高利货 231 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,103 那你去浇隔壁嘛! 232 00:09:55,813 --> 00:09:57,723 把隔壁的都烧死了 谁来还我们的钱呢? 233 00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:59,223 你把我们烧死了也没用啊! 234 00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:00,263 对呀!有用! 235 00:10:00,273 --> 00:10:02,223 起码可以吓得他们还钱呀? 236 00:10:03,523 --> 00:10:04,893 不用怕不用怕! 237 00:10:04,893 --> 00:10:06,643 今天晚上演习,我不会放火的 238 00:10:06,643 --> 00:10:08,023 以后就保证不了! 239 00:10:08,143 --> 00:10:09,933 你们最好赶快报警把消息传出去 240 00:10:09,933 --> 00:10:11,223 拜托拜托! 241 00:10:12,603 --> 00:10:15,183 怎么办啦,怎么办啦? 242 00:10:16,723 --> 00:10:18,143 老妈,这间很好啊! 243 00:10:18,143 --> 00:10:19,183 四十多坪,四个房… 244 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,313 两了百五十多万啊! 245 00:10:22,103 --> 00:10:24,593 这里的房子全都上百万,怎么买? 246 00:10:24,603 --> 00:10:25,973 把你卖掉都买不起啊! 247 00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:27,683 你的意思又买不成,是不是? 248 00:10:27,973 --> 00:10:29,813 这些房子不是我们买的 249 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,643 这一家,在郊外 250 00:10:31,853 --> 00:10:33,523 一百二十万,还能考虑! 251 00:10:34,183 --> 00:10:35,473 看清楚地图啊 252 00:10:35,473 --> 00:10:37,393 临时要我拐弯我可来不及啊 253 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,933 我脖子都歪了 254 00:11:07,183 --> 00:11:08,813 怎么会有土人啊? 255 00:11:08,933 --> 00:11:10,523 你带我们到那里来啦? 256 00:11:10,643 --> 00:11:11,763 我也不知道! 257 00:11:11,773 --> 00:11:13,683 这边…快点… 258 00:11:14,683 --> 00:11:15,553 拍戏啊… 259 00:11:15,563 --> 00:11:16,683 别吵! 260 00:11:17,353 --> 00:11:19,723 准备!正式! 261 00:11:22,313 --> 00:11:24,103 我的妈,那个房子究竟在那里? 262 00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:25,933 应该就在附近! 263 00:11:26,313 --> 00:11:28,183 你带我们来郊游吗? 264 00:11:34,603 --> 00:11:36,063 是不是那里? 265 00:11:36,273 --> 00:11:37,433 快看看 266 00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:38,303 好像是! 267 00:11:38,313 --> 00:11:39,563 到了到了 268 00:11:39,643 --> 00:11:40,513 来… 269 00:11:40,523 --> 00:11:42,063 间屋很漂亮 270 00:11:43,563 --> 00:11:45,813 哗!风景好棒! 271 00:11:46,643 --> 00:11:48,023 海景啊! 272 00:11:48,103 --> 00:11:49,603 大点,大点 273 00:11:51,813 --> 00:11:53,393 哗!不错! 274 00:11:56,603 --> 00:11:57,723 差不多! 275 00:11:59,603 --> 00:12:02,853 老公,这里可以摆张婴儿床 276 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,143 怎么样? 277 00:12:12,853 --> 00:12:15,393 一百二十万这个价钱,我看… 278 00:12:15,393 --> 00:12:16,523 你不用说了 279 00:12:16,643 --> 00:12:18,263 我买这个房子的时候 280 00:12:18,273 --> 00:12:20,973 我老婆假装自杀,人家都不肯减价 281 00:12:21,433 --> 00:12:22,723 不能减价是不是? 282 00:12:22,723 --> 00:12:24,273 那不能买了! 283 00:12:24,393 --> 00:12:25,813 走吧! 284 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,063 买啦 285 00:12:29,893 --> 00:12:32,303 这样吧,我迁就你 286 00:12:32,313 --> 00:12:34,023 一百二就一百二 287 00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:35,343 先给你五万订金 288 00:12:35,353 --> 00:12:37,223 早上谈是一百二 289 00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:39,263 可是中午吃饭的时候 290 00:12:39,273 --> 00:12:41,893 我岳母说一百三十才卖 291 00:12:41,973 --> 00:12:44,143 什么玩意啊? 292 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,683 老公,加十万给他算了 293 00:12:50,893 --> 00:12:53,563 凭什么我们要买,他就贵十万呢! 294 00:12:58,683 --> 00:12:59,803 你们真喜欢, 295 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,103 是啊! 296 00:13:02,473 --> 00:13:04,393 好!加十万就加十万! 297 00:13:10,353 --> 00:13:12,513 曾先生,恭喜你 298 00:13:12,523 --> 00:13:13,763 有个好消息告诉你 299 00:13:13,773 --> 00:13:15,343 一百三,成交! 300 00:13:15,353 --> 00:13:16,813 五万订金给你! 301 00:13:17,473 --> 00:13:18,643 你贵姓? 302 00:13:18,813 --> 00:13:21,473 我就是刚刚来看房子那个 303 00:13:21,473 --> 00:13:24,343 对了,正好!刚刚我老婆打电话回来说 304 00:13:24,353 --> 00:13:25,843 她说一百四才肯卖! 305 00:13:25,853 --> 00:13:28,063 开什么玩笑? 306 00:13:28,313 --> 00:13:29,763 你当我王八呀?! 307 00:13:29,773 --> 00:13:31,473 大不了不买!去! 308 00:13:31,473 --> 00:13:33,143 走了,别后悔 309 00:13:33,143 --> 00:13:34,853 后悔是王八蛋! 310 00:13:35,223 --> 00:13:38,393 你就是无聊! 现在房子看上了就得买啊! 311 00:13:38,853 --> 00:13:40,053 还讨价还价! 312 00:13:40,063 --> 00:13:42,183 这其实也只贵了十万块左右 313 00:13:42,183 --> 00:13:45,643 让我把电视音响全都卖光了 那我也乐意 314 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:49,473 我打算生完孩子之后 也出去找点事来做 315 00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:50,723 增加点收入嘛 316 00:13:50,723 --> 00:13:52,593 我看,让我受点委屈好了 317 00:13:52,603 --> 00:13:54,393 干么,你受什么委屈啦? 318 00:13:54,393 --> 00:13:56,433 她的意思是多找几份工作 319 00:13:56,723 --> 00:13:58,343 你们赚的那些都不够 320 00:13:58,353 --> 00:14:00,353 我看,只有我多打几场赢将了 321 00:14:01,103 --> 00:14:02,643 那不是输得更多, 322 00:14:03,523 --> 00:14:06,063 好吧,那就少打几场将好了! 323 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,183 王八蛋先生,又有什么好消息? 324 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,433 这一次是坏消息, 325 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,473 我们一家将陷入困境 326 00:14:18,473 --> 00:14:20,813 买你这楠一百四十万的房子 327 00:14:21,103 --> 00:14:23,023 五万块,请收订金 328 00:14:23,393 --> 00:14:24,893 可是问题… 329 00:14:24,893 --> 00:14:26,063 又来了? 330 00:14:26,523 --> 00:14:28,933 这个价钱,我家里还有人反对! 331 00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:30,683 还有谁反对? 332 00:14:30,683 --> 00:14:32,353 还有谁反对啊? 333 00:14:33,603 --> 00:14:34,643 我反对! 334 00:14:34,973 --> 00:14:35,843 我的妈呀! 335 00:14:35,853 --> 00:14:37,433 我要卖一百五十万! 336 00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:38,773 听到了没有? 337 00:14:39,603 --> 00:14:40,773 小妹妹 338 00:14:41,643 --> 00:14:43,763 我请你吃棒棒糖,你收便宜一点呀 339 00:14:43,773 --> 00:14:45,263 我女儿不吃你这一套 340 00:14:45,273 --> 00:14:47,053 好吧,我跟你交换 341 00:14:47,063 --> 00:14:48,473 不要钱了 342 00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:49,683 谢谢你 343 00:14:49,683 --> 00:14:50,643 老爸,我成功了! 344 00:14:50,643 --> 00:14:51,933 真没出息! 345 00:14:51,973 --> 00:14:52,973 不要钱啦! 346 00:14:52,973 --> 00:14:55,063 开玩笑!一百四就一百四吧 347 00:15:01,103 --> 00:15:02,723 大发地产,找那一位啊? 348 00:15:02,813 --> 00:15:04,603 老王,曾讨厌啊! 349 00:15:05,273 --> 00:15:08,263 现在有一个叫王八蛋的 要一百四十万买我的房子 350 00:15:08,273 --> 00:15:09,393 你的意思呢? 351 00:15:10,723 --> 00:15:11,973 一百五? 352 00:15:12,313 --> 00:15:13,723 还给了订金? 353 00:15:14,643 --> 00:15:17,023 不好意思,这房子我现在不卖了! 354 00:15:17,853 --> 00:15:19,513 你这不是在耍我们吗? 355 00:15:19,523 --> 00:15:20,763 你别这么说! 356 00:15:20,773 --> 00:15:22,933 你要是出一百六十万,我立刻就卖给你 357 00:15:24,143 --> 00:15:26,273 先生,请问汇丰银行在那里? 358 00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:27,343 在村口,还没关门 359 00:15:27,353 --> 00:15:28,683 你去抢好了! 360 00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:30,763 没钱买什么房子呀? 361 00:15:30,773 --> 00:15:32,103 你们可以走了 362 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:35,893 我们做地产的,不这样我吃什么? 363 00:15:36,643 --> 00:15:37,723 吃什么… 364 00:15:37,973 --> 00:15:38,723 你说什么? 365 00:15:38,723 --> 00:15:39,893 吃大便啦! 366 00:15:40,143 --> 00:15:41,313 搞什么! 367 00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:44,893 这里虽然是旧了一点 368 00:15:44,933 --> 00:15:47,223 可是房子很高,非常通风 369 00:15:47,683 --> 00:15:49,643 看出去视野也远一点 370 00:15:49,643 --> 00:15:51,433 吓!这就叫远! 371 00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:52,763 这里是顶楼 372 00:15:52,773 --> 00:15:54,433 没有电梯啊! 373 00:15:54,643 --> 00:15:55,893 没电梯什么关系? 374 00:15:55,893 --> 00:15:57,353 你当运动嘛! 375 00:15:57,393 --> 00:16:00,223 可是电线太旧了,全换掉要花很多钱 376 00:16:00,473 --> 00:16:02,223 对啊,这主人房很大 377 00:16:02,603 --> 00:16:04,683 老妈,厨房后面有个房间 是不是我的, 378 00:16:04,683 --> 00:16:06,433 是你们两个的 379 00:16:07,353 --> 00:16:10,063 老婆,记不记得我们住木屋的时候? 380 00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:12,013 这里是高尚住宅区啊! 381 00:16:12,023 --> 00:16:14,223 我们多想搬到这里来住! 382 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,643 现在让你想到了! 383 00:16:15,643 --> 00:16:17,393 可惜晚了二十年了 384 00:16:17,973 --> 00:16:19,473 你个臭丫头! 385 00:16:19,473 --> 00:16:21,273 你们喜不喜欢? 386 00:16:21,353 --> 00:16:24,023 你高兴买那里就买那里吧 387 00:16:24,063 --> 00:16:26,353 我不管了,我快累死了 388 00:16:26,523 --> 00:16:29,393 我觉得不错,很清静! 389 00:16:34,023 --> 00:16:36,013 等一等,这地方太吵了 390 00:16:36,023 --> 00:16:37,053 我得考虑清楚 391 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,263 我们都疯啦? 392 00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:40,643 吃了一之亏得学一次乖 393 00:16:42,643 --> 00:16:43,973 订金 394 00:16:45,643 --> 00:16:47,143 他们两个到那里去? 395 00:16:47,643 --> 00:16:48,843 我们什么都会唱 396 00:16:48,853 --> 00:16:50,643 那你会不会唱戏? 397 00:16:52,683 --> 00:16:55,723 「落番半边百叶窗」 398 00:16:56,103 --> 00:16:59,103 「与妹共对在床上」 399 00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:01,183 「她老母叫她老母骂」 400 00:17:01,183 --> 00:17:04,523 「她老豆态度更紧张…」 401 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,643 称们两个不是累得不能动了吗? 402 00:17:06,643 --> 00:17:09,393 音乐可以振奋人心,陶冶性情呀 403 00:17:09,473 --> 00:17:11,763 嗨,老伯!刚搬来的? 404 00:17:11,773 --> 00:17:13,683 以后大家是邻居,都是自己人 405 00:17:13,683 --> 00:17:14,973 有空过来坐啊! 406 00:17:14,973 --> 00:17:18,393 这里是我们的音乐室 也是我们的音乐小天地 407 00:17:24,853 --> 00:17:26,843 他们只适合去欢乐小天地 408 00:17:26,853 --> 00:17:29,063 这什么样的?头发留得这么长! 409 00:17:29,103 --> 00:17:30,343 难不难过? 410 00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:31,393 不长又怎么甩啊? 411 00:17:31,393 --> 00:17:32,143 Yeah 412 00:17:32,143 --> 00:17:33,093 不甩又怎么Rock呢? 413 00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:34,013 Yeah 414 00:17:34,023 --> 00:17:34,933 什么尺oc别阿? 415 00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:35,593 Rock什么? 416 00:17:35,603 --> 00:17:38,023 Rock!即是摇滚! 417 00:17:38,773 --> 00:17:40,143 别摇了,你们滚吧! 418 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,273 什么滚呀?我们还没有Rock! 419 00:17:43,223 --> 00:17:45,023 我们还没有自我介绍呢! 420 00:17:48,973 --> 00:17:52,183 比泥还贱,比酱还杰 421 00:17:52,353 --> 00:17:55,313 「像一块呢,像一个块」 422 00:17:55,603 --> 00:17:56,803 「Pat!Pat!」 423 00:17:56,813 --> 00:17:59,433 「我们是打成一块」 424 00:18:01,393 --> 00:18:04,433 不过,我们上班的时候不戴假发 425 00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:05,813 老伯,贵姓啊? 426 00:18:06,063 --> 00:18:07,593 小生林子祥 427 00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:08,643 小女林惠萍 428 00:18:08,643 --> 00:18:09,723 林忆莲 429 00:18:09,723 --> 00:18:10,803 爱妻梅艳芳 430 00:18:10,813 --> 00:18:12,473 全部都是天王巨… 431 00:18:12,473 --> 00:18:14,523 所以你们这些小歌星让开去吧 432 00:18:14,723 --> 00:18:15,473 走…走! 433 00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:17,063 又去那里呀? 434 00:18:17,223 --> 00:18:18,263 我快累死了 435 00:18:18,273 --> 00:18:19,353 回去! 436 00:18:21,773 --> 00:18:23,843 老爸,你首期打算付多少钱? 437 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,223 有多少钱定期,就付多少钱首期 438 00:18:26,223 --> 00:18:28,223 你神经,你不会算账的! 439 00:18:28,223 --> 00:18:30,223 我们定期有十一厘利息 440 00:18:30,223 --> 00:18:31,723 阿珍是银行职员嘛 441 00:18:31,723 --> 00:18:33,343 她借钱只付三厘利息 442 00:18:33,353 --> 00:18:35,143 我的意思是,定期不要动 443 00:18:35,143 --> 00:18:36,143 阿珍尽管借! 444 00:18:36,143 --> 00:18:37,683 我还能赚钱啊! 445 00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:39,763 我是想安心点 446 00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:40,683 尽量借好了 447 00:18:40,683 --> 00:18:41,473 好吧 448 00:18:41,473 --> 00:18:43,183 你们商量好了,麻烦户主在这里签个名 449 00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:45,683 你也签个名吧 450 00:18:46,103 --> 00:18:48,263 不好意思呀?我是小股东 451 00:18:48,273 --> 00:18:51,143 你签吧!最重要的是努力去赚钱 452 00:18:51,143 --> 00:18:52,803 还有,对我的女儿好一点 453 00:18:52,813 --> 00:18:55,343 还要记得,明天要请假,回来搬家 454 00:18:55,353 --> 00:18:58,523 不行,我下午还要到深圳去办事 455 00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:17,723 老公! 456 00:19:18,773 --> 00:19:20,093 光天化日别这样嘛! 457 00:19:20,103 --> 00:19:23,303 老公,你这么久都不来看我 458 00:19:23,313 --> 00:19:24,973 我想死你啦! 459 00:19:24,973 --> 00:19:27,053 莉疾,我这次过来找称,跟事称商量 460 00:19:27,063 --> 00:19:29,343 什么话到办公室再说啦! 461 00:19:29,353 --> 00:19:30,273 先生,买个橙吧 462 00:19:30,313 --> 00:19:31,473 走吧 463 00:19:36,183 --> 00:19:37,303 我有事跟你说 464 00:19:37,313 --> 00:19:39,063 坐下来再说嘛 465 00:19:44,273 --> 00:19:46,643 莉疾,我真有事情跟你说 466 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,223 说什么?你要说 467 00:19:48,223 --> 00:19:50,103 进房再说好了! 468 00:19:50,643 --> 00:19:51,723 啊! 469 00:19:52,393 --> 00:19:54,223 上床再说吧! 470 00:20:04,473 --> 00:20:06,223 你不是说有话跟我说吗? 471 00:20:06,223 --> 00:20:07,813 现在再说吧! 472 00:20:09,183 --> 00:20:10,223 没有了 473 00:20:10,223 --> 00:20:12,103 你没有?!我有 474 00:20:12,223 --> 00:20:14,343 我已经申请到香港去了 475 00:20:14,353 --> 00:20:16,393 打算参加亚洲小姐 476 00:20:16,473 --> 00:20:18,473 到时候再拍三级片 477 00:20:18,473 --> 00:20:20,223 那我一定会红的 478 00:20:20,683 --> 00:20:22,343 你千万不要!不会红的 479 00:20:22,353 --> 00:20:23,643 什么不会红啊? 480 00:20:23,643 --> 00:20:25,723 所有有个莉字的都很红 481 00:20:25,723 --> 00:20:28,183 像利智,巩俐,于莉一样 482 00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:30,813 所以我叫作莉疾,一定红的! 483 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,023 不要!你千万不要来找我! 484 00:20:33,143 --> 00:20:34,683 你要嘛就付钱养我 485 00:20:34,683 --> 00:20:37,313 要不然的话 我一定会想办法Call你的! 486 00:20:37,683 --> 00:20:38,723 不要啊! 487 00:20:38,723 --> 00:20:41,143 什么不要?我一定会打电话找你的 488 00:20:42,973 --> 00:20:44,023 完了 489 00:20:47,103 --> 00:20:49,973 菩萨菩萨,我们终于搬到大房子了 490 00:20:49,973 --> 00:20:52,393 你可要保佑我的女婿对我女儿好一点 491 00:20:52,393 --> 00:20:54,553 保佑我的外孙平平安安的出世 492 00:20:54,563 --> 00:20:56,183 最要要是保佑我在麻雀台上 493 00:20:56,183 --> 00:20:57,973 想什么要什么就来什么? 494 00:20:57,973 --> 00:20:59,473 我爱死你了 495 00:20:59,933 --> 00:21:00,933 保佑保佑 496 00:21:00,933 --> 00:21:01,723 吃饭 497 00:21:01,723 --> 00:21:03,643 我们这房子住下来很舒服嘛! 498 00:21:03,813 --> 00:21:06,143 那当然,我求菩萨保佑你们嘛 499 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,013 不说了吧… 500 00:21:07,023 --> 00:21:08,643 还讲电话?吃饭了 501 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:11,353 我告诉我的朋友新电话嘛 502 00:21:11,523 --> 00:21:13,223 老婆,我盛汤给你喝 503 00:21:13,223 --> 00:21:14,893 我盛给你喝啦 504 00:21:15,393 --> 00:21:18,513 你不能不相信,才搬到新房子来 505 00:21:18,523 --> 00:21:19,473 他人就变了 506 00:21:19,473 --> 00:21:21,433 懂得爱妻敬岳母呀? 507 00:21:21,433 --> 00:21:23,023 总得拍拍马屁! 508 00:21:24,723 --> 00:21:25,723 我去开门 509 00:21:25,723 --> 00:21:27,143 慢慢喝啊 谢谢 510 00:21:27,223 --> 00:21:29,263 老妈,有个女人讲上海话 511 00:21:29,273 --> 00:21:30,933 我不晓得她讲什么啊! 512 00:21:33,143 --> 00:21:35,393 老公,你怎么又气喘啦? 513 00:21:35,893 --> 00:21:36,843 找谁啊? 514 00:21:36,853 --> 00:21:40,773 我是实长地产发展公司的 这张是我的名片 515 00:21:40,813 --> 00:21:42,353 地产公司? 516 00:21:43,353 --> 00:21:44,303 不喘啦? 517 00:21:44,313 --> 00:21:45,683 什么事? 518 00:21:45,683 --> 00:21:49,183 我们公司打算收购这栋大厦重建发展 519 00:21:49,353 --> 00:21:50,523 收购呀? 520 00:21:50,773 --> 00:21:52,433 能够赔多少钱? 521 00:21:52,433 --> 00:21:55,473 这个礼拜的下午有个居民大会 522 00:21:55,473 --> 00:21:58,723 到时候我们老板会解释这个赔偿计划 523 00:21:58,723 --> 00:22:00,013 请你们一同来吧 524 00:22:00,023 --> 00:22:02,313 麻烦你们,我先走了,再见 525 00:22:03,063 --> 00:22:05,473 老公,我们这次真是发财了 526 00:22:05,473 --> 00:22:08,643 你看这里写着,高价收购啊! 527 00:22:10,853 --> 00:22:12,473 我要买一副金麻将 528 00:22:12,473 --> 00:22:13,553 我要环游世界 529 00:22:13,563 --> 00:22:14,843 我要买游艇 530 00:22:14,853 --> 00:22:16,273 我要买卡拉OK 531 00:22:16,313 --> 00:22:17,473 我要赎身! 532 00:22:17,473 --> 00:22:19,313 什么?赎什么身啊? 533 00:22:19,683 --> 00:22:23,523 我要把那些电视,音响、沙发 什么全都赎回来 534 00:22:23,893 --> 00:22:26,853 我们这一家真是发财黄金屋! 535 00:22:39,183 --> 00:22:42,523 「如果住户受到噪音影响 应该立即向警方举报…」 536 00:22:42,563 --> 00:22:44,723 好!我要绳之于法! 537 00:22:44,723 --> 00:22:46,773 「快打电话到环保署查询…」 538 00:22:49,813 --> 00:22:51,763 我要投诉我们的令仔居 539 00:22:51,773 --> 00:22:53,893 他们发出严重的噪音 540 00:22:53,893 --> 00:22:55,723 又弹结他又打鼓的 541 00:22:55,773 --> 00:22:56,723 老爸! 542 00:22:56,723 --> 00:22:58,223 我姓雷,不姓老 543 00:23:08,103 --> 00:23:09,473 吵死人 544 00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:11,473 怎么警察还不来? 545 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,643 哈!来了! 546 00:23:18,933 --> 00:23:20,763 拉吧,慢慢拉吧 547 00:23:20,773 --> 00:23:22,143 不然不够热闹! 548 00:23:24,933 --> 00:23:26,223 Yeah! 549 00:23:26,563 --> 00:23:29,433 「警方目前对虚报事件会严加惩罚」 550 00:23:29,433 --> 00:23:33,183 「虚报是开lJ事罪行 请各位市民不要以身试法」 551 00:23:33,223 --> 00:23:35,563 「今天的节目时间到了,各位晚安」 552 00:23:39,433 --> 00:23:40,893 林子祥,这么晚? 553 00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:42,853 怎么静下来了? 554 00:23:43,143 --> 00:23:44,143 再玩一会嘛! 555 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:46,433 不玩了,这么晚吵着人家睡觉啊! 556 00:23:46,433 --> 00:23:48,013 十一点噪音管制! 557 00:23:48,023 --> 00:23:48,933 有这种法例吗? 558 00:23:48,933 --> 00:23:49,683 当然有啦! 559 00:23:49,683 --> 00:23:50,683 有,好耐啦! 560 00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:52,763 不是十一点,是十二点嘛! 561 00:23:52,773 --> 00:23:53,933 不是吧? 562 00:23:54,023 --> 00:23:55,053 继续唱吧 563 00:23:55,063 --> 00:23:56,433 你想听我们唱歌是吧? 564 00:23:56,433 --> 00:23:58,643 明天,明天可以唱一整天 565 00:23:58,643 --> 00:24:02,023 我这个人性子急,现在想听你们唱歌 566 00:24:02,683 --> 00:24:04,473 这样吧,重赏之下 567 00:24:04,473 --> 00:24:05,843 五百块你唱一首,怎么样? 568 00:24:05,853 --> 00:24:07,183 不唱不唱! 569 00:24:07,183 --> 00:24:08,143 再来一张 570 00:24:08,143 --> 00:24:09,643 这还差不多 571 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:13,683 千万要拉克一点,不拉克要退钱的 572 00:24:13,683 --> 00:24:14,973 Yeah! 573 00:24:15,933 --> 00:24:17,353 Yeah! 574 00:24:25,723 --> 00:24:27,433 警察先生,来得正好 575 00:24:29,393 --> 00:24:32,473 Yeah! Yeah! 576 00:24:33,643 --> 00:24:35,183 我来介绍,这是我的朋友 577 00:24:35,183 --> 00:24:36,473 警察乐队! 578 00:24:36,473 --> 00:24:37,563 棒不棒啊? 579 00:24:37,773 --> 00:24:38,723 全是爷爷 580 00:24:38,723 --> 00:24:39,763 Yeah! 581 00:24:39,773 --> 00:24:41,223 老伯送我们一千块 582 00:24:41,223 --> 00:24:42,843 今天晚上宵夜吃鲍鱼! 583 00:24:42,853 --> 00:24:43,893 把钱还给我! 584 00:24:43,893 --> 00:24:45,053 开什么玩笑? 585 00:24:45,063 --> 00:24:47,223 你唱半首歌怎么收我一千块啊? 586 00:24:47,683 --> 00:24:49,473 那才显出的你豪气嘛! 587 00:24:49,723 --> 00:24:51,933 我不豪气,我很小器 588 00:24:51,933 --> 00:24:53,803 我想要回我的一千块 589 00:24:53,813 --> 00:24:54,843 不行! 590 00:24:54,853 --> 00:24:57,093 这样好了,我唱一首歌还给你们 591 00:24:57,103 --> 00:24:58,313 你? 592 00:25:00,103 --> 00:25:04,603 「傲气傲笑万重浪」 593 00:25:06,313 --> 00:25:10,853 「热血热胜红月光一 594 00:25:13,933 --> 00:25:16,063 怎么那么高兴, 595 00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:18,723 又弹结他又打鼓呀! 596 00:25:20,643 --> 00:25:23,103 你对面的邻居投诉你发出噪音 597 00:25:23,353 --> 00:25:24,803 把身份证拿出来 598 00:25:24,813 --> 00:25:26,093 身份证放在家里 599 00:25:26,103 --> 00:25:27,473 那你家在那里? 600 00:25:27,473 --> 00:25:28,813 就在对面! 601 00:25:29,273 --> 00:25:32,313 那就是说你的家人投诉你发出噪音 602 00:25:33,023 --> 00:25:35,183 我现在过去说声起就没事啦 603 00:25:35,183 --> 00:25:36,273 敬礼! 604 00:25:37,183 --> 00:25:38,813 快要开始了 605 00:25:40,523 --> 00:25:41,393 快… 606 00:25:41,393 --> 00:25:42,643 怎么样? 607 00:25:44,023 --> 00:25:44,933 开始了没有? 608 00:25:44,933 --> 00:25:45,843 各位 609 00:25:45,853 --> 00:25:47,063 好累啊! 610 00:25:47,853 --> 00:25:53,353 我们实长集团 一直以来本着建设香港为宗旨 611 00:25:53,393 --> 00:25:55,303 所以我们不断的盖房子 612 00:25:55,313 --> 00:25:57,183 也不断的拆房子 613 00:25:58,023 --> 00:26:01,343 因为旧的不拆,又怎么会有新的呢? 614 00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:02,013 就是嘛! 615 00:26:02,023 --> 00:26:03,773 新的太贵嘛! 616 00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:06,093 这一次我们打算把这里 617 00:26:06,103 --> 00:26:08,643 重建一个大型的现代化屋郁 618 00:26:08,723 --> 00:26:11,023 里面会有商场… 619 00:26:11,353 --> 00:26:13,933 你别那么多瘫话 你到底赔偿我们多少钱? 620 00:26:13,933 --> 00:26:15,643 对呀!你赔多少钱? 621 00:26:16,183 --> 00:26:18,473 至于赔偿的问题 622 00:26:18,563 --> 00:26:21,933 我会交给我的私人助理来处理 623 00:26:21,933 --> 00:26:23,643 他会向你们解释的 624 00:26:25,973 --> 00:26:29,523 各位,首先我要跟大家 宣布一个内幕消息 625 00:26:30,353 --> 00:26:32,143 政府已经检验过这里了 626 00:26:32,353 --> 00:26:34,563 发觉这里结构出现了问题 627 00:26:34,933 --> 00:26:36,143 也就是说 628 00:26:36,143 --> 00:26:37,893 这里已经被列为危楼 629 00:26:38,353 --> 00:26:39,643 不过还未有向外界宣布而已! 630 00:26:39,643 --> 00:26:41,263 什么?真的假的? 631 00:26:41,273 --> 00:26:45,893 大家不用怕,本公司这一次的收购行动 632 00:26:46,393 --> 00:26:49,893 目的就是让你们大家不会血本无归 633 00:26:50,473 --> 00:26:53,183 所以我们预备了一个很合理的价钱 634 00:26:54,143 --> 00:26:55,853 就是这个… 635 00:26:56,313 --> 00:26:57,393 哎,是多少? 636 00:26:57,393 --> 00:26:58,723 快说,我还未买菜啊! 637 00:26:58,723 --> 00:27:01,223 是每一个四十万! 638 00:27:01,223 --> 00:27:02,643 每一个人给四十万? 639 00:27:02,643 --> 00:27:04,603 那我们不是两百四十万? 640 00:27:04,853 --> 00:27:07,933 发财了,老公,我的金麻将有着落了! 641 00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:09,773 我的游艇! 642 00:27:11,773 --> 00:27:13,603 你再说一遍,赔多少? 643 00:27:13,643 --> 00:27:15,973 各位各位,仔细给大家说一次 644 00:27:16,023 --> 00:27:18,523 是每户四十万呀? 645 00:27:19,563 --> 00:27:20,723 你这不是骗人吗? 646 00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:22,093 对啊!你神经病啊! 647 00:27:22,103 --> 00:27:23,973 四十万!搞屁呀! 648 00:27:24,023 --> 00:27:26,343 骗局!这是个大骗局! 649 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:29,063 你骗人! 650 00:27:29,813 --> 00:27:34,683 骗局… 651 00:27:34,933 --> 00:27:36,893 大骗局! 652 00:27:37,723 --> 00:27:40,563 打倒强权! 653 00:27:40,853 --> 00:27:42,723 打倒骗子! 654 00:27:43,023 --> 00:27:45,143 打倒奸商! 655 00:27:45,143 --> 00:27:48,603 打倒没良心的地产商 656 00:27:49,313 --> 00:27:50,093 大骗子! 657 00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:51,313 你快滚吧! 658 00:27:51,893 --> 00:27:53,313 快走快走! 659 00:27:57,223 --> 00:27:58,433 别乱来啊! 660 00:27:59,603 --> 00:28:00,803 他们想买? 661 00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:02,313 我们不一定卖! 662 00:28:04,643 --> 00:28:05,853 哈哈 663 00:28:06,223 --> 00:28:07,393 喂? 664 00:28:15,433 --> 00:28:16,773 什么事情? 665 00:28:16,893 --> 00:28:18,803 色情狂!讲话好恶心啊! 666 00:28:18,813 --> 00:28:20,223 挂上呀!还拿着干什么? 667 00:28:20,223 --> 00:28:21,933 那家伙有毛病的!真是! 668 00:28:21,933 --> 00:28:23,263 睡觉睡觉啦 669 00:28:23,273 --> 00:28:24,853 谁叫你抢着听电话? 670 00:28:26,853 --> 00:28:28,813 我警告你不要再打电话来 671 00:28:33,393 --> 00:28:34,933 叫佩佩听电话! 672 00:28:35,023 --> 00:28:37,343 佩佩,电话 673 00:28:37,353 --> 00:28:38,343 别聊太久啊! 674 00:28:38,353 --> 00:28:40,063 知道了…睡觉吧,老公 675 00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:51,473 我起来尿了两次了,你还在打电话 676 00:28:51,473 --> 00:28:52,763 我不跟你聊了,明天再说吧 677 00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:54,273 你要聊到什么时候, 678 00:28:55,023 --> 00:28:56,593 你那么爱打电话 679 00:28:56,603 --> 00:29:00,183 将来我介绍你去做接线生 好好说个够! 680 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:05,723 句多了,别再聊了! 681 00:29:06,023 --> 00:29:07,933 喂!该起来尿尿了 682 00:29:08,723 --> 00:29:10,723 是啊,已经第三次了 683 00:29:10,723 --> 00:29:11,723 你怎么知道? 684 00:29:11,773 --> 00:29:13,063 你那一位? 685 00:29:14,063 --> 00:29:16,473 等一下我再提醒你!哈 686 00:29:28,563 --> 00:29:29,773 去睡觉吧 687 00:29:40,023 --> 00:29:41,053 听听… 688 00:29:41,063 --> 00:29:43,063 你去听吧… 689 00:29:45,853 --> 00:29:46,593 喂? 690 00:29:46,603 --> 00:29:47,773 该起来尿尿了! 691 00:29:48,103 --> 00:29:50,723 对了,记住冲厕所 692 00:29:50,723 --> 00:29:53,353 我刚刚睡睡,待会再聊呀? 693 00:29:53,643 --> 00:29:55,563 神经病!这么无聊! 694 00:29:55,603 --> 00:29:56,853 谁啊! 695 00:30:00,023 --> 00:30:01,183 没人啊! 696 00:30:03,603 --> 00:30:05,273 搞什么啊? 697 00:30:06,223 --> 00:30:07,893 回去睡吧 698 00:30:25,433 --> 00:30:26,843 有没有搞错 699 00:30:26,853 --> 00:30:29,643 一个晚上叮叮当当的,怎么睡呀 700 00:30:30,813 --> 00:30:32,563 这么吵怎么睡啊? 701 00:30:36,223 --> 00:30:38,343 原来一个晚上是你们两个在捣蛋! 702 00:30:38,353 --> 00:30:40,603 再敲门我就报警!哼! 703 00:30:45,393 --> 00:30:48,143 我只是想问问他有没有按我们的门铃 704 00:30:56,223 --> 00:30:57,643 早,许太太 705 00:30:57,973 --> 00:30:59,563 早,骠婶 706 00:31:02,523 --> 00:31:03,933 早,陈太太 707 00:31:04,023 --> 00:31:05,563 早骠婶 708 00:31:13,143 --> 00:31:14,393 早骠婶 709 00:31:14,523 --> 00:31:15,973 张太太早! 710 00:31:17,023 --> 00:31:19,273 小乖乖,早安! 711 00:31:19,683 --> 00:31:21,183 晚安 712 00:31:24,773 --> 00:31:27,183 一地的弹珠,想摔死人呀? 713 00:31:27,183 --> 00:31:28,313 就是! 714 00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:40,143 停车 715 00:31:42,723 --> 00:31:44,553 这一区这里是最漂亮 716 00:31:44,563 --> 00:31:46,103 是!开车 717 00:31:50,683 --> 00:31:51,893 停车…停车! 718 00:31:53,643 --> 00:31:55,893 这一带我们已经全买了 719 00:31:55,893 --> 00:31:57,313 就差这一棘 720 00:31:57,433 --> 00:32:00,103 不过你放心,我很快就可搞定了 721 00:32:02,143 --> 00:32:03,143 他说:「你放心,很快就会搞定了」 722 00:32:03,143 --> 00:32:04,143 停车! 723 00:32:06,223 --> 00:32:09,353 你从这个角度,这样看过去,你看看 724 00:32:10,183 --> 00:32:11,313 老兄呀 725 00:32:16,973 --> 00:32:18,273 活该 726 00:32:21,683 --> 00:32:24,513 好了,再有人按门铃就会电死他, 727 00:32:24,523 --> 00:32:25,513 对! 728 00:32:25,523 --> 00:32:28,013 还有,如果晚上还有人打电话 来骚扰你们 729 00:32:28,023 --> 00:32:29,393 就可以用我自己做这个 730 00:32:29,393 --> 00:32:31,643 超高频率发射器来对付他 731 00:32:31,643 --> 00:32:33,603 怎么超高法,我看看 732 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:35,473 让我试试 733 00:32:36,893 --> 00:32:37,933 怎么不行啊, 734 00:32:37,933 --> 00:32:39,523 要靠电话筒才有用嘛, 735 00:32:39,563 --> 00:32:41,143 那我就作弄我的朋友 736 00:32:41,313 --> 00:32:42,223 你们在搞什么? 737 00:32:42,223 --> 00:32:43,683 老妈,弄好了没有? 738 00:32:43,813 --> 00:32:46,563 好了,谁个来就让他好看 739 00:32:47,473 --> 00:32:50,063 还不准备吃饭,加了菜啦 740 00:32:52,393 --> 00:32:53,643 子祥老伯 741 00:32:56,223 --> 00:32:58,643 这样看女孩子会长针眼 742 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,103 老伯再见 743 00:33:10,643 --> 00:33:11,893 呀! 744 00:33:14,523 --> 00:33:15,893 老爸触电了 745 00:33:16,273 --> 00:33:17,973 老爸 这么笨啊! 746 00:33:17,973 --> 00:33:19,473 我的手… 747 00:33:21,313 --> 00:33:22,343 我的信啊! 748 00:33:22,353 --> 00:33:24,093 你抢什么?姐夫的 749 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:25,723 是我的信,你抢什么? 750 00:33:25,723 --> 00:33:26,843 那么紧张干什么? 751 00:33:26,853 --> 00:33:28,183 情书呀? 752 00:33:43,933 --> 00:33:47,393 柔情难述,电话详谈! 753 00:33:53,273 --> 00:33:55,023 我的电情!我的电话 754 00:33:55,853 --> 00:33:56,853 喂 755 00:33:59,433 --> 00:34:00,523 二姐 756 00:34:01,813 --> 00:34:03,103 我的耳朵! 757 00:34:03,183 --> 00:34:04,933 你们说什么?说什么? 758 00:34:04,933 --> 00:34:05,893 什么人啊, 759 00:34:05,893 --> 00:34:07,023 看他还敢不敢瞎说话, 760 00:34:07,353 --> 00:34:08,473 话该! 761 00:34:13,023 --> 00:34:14,353 是谁上当了? 762 00:34:15,523 --> 00:34:17,433 看你还敢不敢乱按门铃! 763 00:34:23,273 --> 00:34:24,603 什么都不行! 764 00:34:26,933 --> 00:34:29,023 我的妈呀?救命呀? 765 00:34:30,393 --> 00:34:31,813 痛死我了 766 00:34:40,143 --> 00:34:41,933 勇哥,你教我弹结他嘛! 767 00:34:42,103 --> 00:34:43,313 那么容易啊 768 00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:48,303 什么事? 769 00:34:48,313 --> 00:34:49,393 拆窗子的 770 00:34:49,393 --> 00:34:50,593 我没有叫人拆窗子 771 00:34:50,603 --> 00:34:52,723 是这样,你们隔壁的邻居 772 00:34:52,723 --> 00:34:53,973 说你们这儿太吵了 773 00:34:53,973 --> 00:34:56,313 所以大家出钱把你们的窗子换成铝窗 774 00:34:57,813 --> 00:35:00,223 香港那有这么便宜的事?真笨! 775 00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:01,263 当心!当心! 776 00:35:01,273 --> 00:35:03,143 免费帮人换窗子 777 00:35:03,183 --> 00:35:04,523 吃撑着! 778 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,393 你们在唱什么? 779 00:35:44,353 --> 00:35:46,143 老伯,这首歌叫「疯了」 780 00:35:46,143 --> 00:35:47,603 你们才疯了 781 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:50,053 子祥老伯,对我们的音乐 782 00:35:50,063 --> 00:35:51,343 你应该多多鼓励嘛! 783 00:35:51,353 --> 00:35:53,433 稀奇古怪,吵个半死! 784 00:35:53,523 --> 00:35:54,683 鼓什么励? 785 00:35:54,683 --> 00:35:56,473 玩摇滚声音太小没意思 786 00:35:56,473 --> 00:35:57,763 那干脆不唱好了 787 00:35:57,773 --> 00:35:59,183 不唱那最好! 788 00:35:59,183 --> 00:36:01,893 不唱?没有精神寄托我们会堕落啊 789 00:36:03,183 --> 00:36:04,723 你们这里连窗子都没有了 790 00:36:04,723 --> 00:36:06,013 我看不只堕落 791 00:36:06,023 --> 00:36:07,523 可能会堕楼啊! 792 00:36:07,563 --> 00:36:08,643 回去! 793 00:36:10,683 --> 00:36:12,513 老伯,我忘了谢谢你们了 794 00:36:12,523 --> 00:36:14,973 你们所有人合伙给我们把窗子换成铝窗 795 00:36:14,973 --> 00:36:16,013 谢谢,谢谢 796 00:36:16,023 --> 00:36:17,973 世界上那有这么便宜的事呀? 797 00:36:18,183 --> 00:36:20,093 你们以为我钱太多了? 798 00:36:20,103 --> 00:36:21,763 脑子长在屁股上 799 00:36:21,773 --> 00:36:23,853 你们被人家骗了,傻蛋! 800 00:36:26,813 --> 00:36:27,683 那我们的窗? 801 00:36:27,683 --> 00:36:28,513 怎么办啊? 802 00:36:28,523 --> 00:36:30,433 你再跟这些人玩,早晚被赶出学校 803 00:36:30,433 --> 00:36:31,723 对… 804 00:36:33,643 --> 00:36:34,893 我们的家里也没有了! 805 00:36:35,183 --> 00:36:37,593 老公,你真是爱死你 806 00:36:37,603 --> 00:36:39,343 找人回来把窗子换成铝窗 807 00:36:39,353 --> 00:36:40,303 结婚这么多年 808 00:36:40,313 --> 00:36:42,343 你从来没有这么大方过 809 00:36:42,353 --> 00:36:45,053 你明知道我不会那么大方 你也相信啦? 810 00:36:45,063 --> 00:36:46,813 现在是大祸临头了! 811 00:36:47,893 --> 00:36:49,183 这边也没有了! 812 00:36:49,183 --> 00:36:50,183 完了完了! 813 00:36:50,183 --> 00:36:51,473 老爸,你选的窗花的颜色 814 00:36:51,473 --> 00:36:54,183 跟我们的壁纸配合得真是天衣无缝 815 00:36:55,183 --> 00:36:57,563 我看你们也笨得天衣无缝, 816 00:37:08,853 --> 00:37:10,683 这么大风怎么办? 817 00:37:10,683 --> 00:37:11,843 快来挡住啊!快! 818 00:37:11,853 --> 00:37:13,223 我的电视机啊! 819 00:37:14,853 --> 00:37:16,563 快…快帮忙! 820 00:37:17,063 --> 00:37:18,063 不得了! 821 00:37:18,223 --> 00:37:19,973 你们快来帮忙啊! 822 00:37:23,143 --> 00:37:25,313 老妈,我撑不住啦 823 00:37:25,353 --> 00:37:27,143 我的卡拉OK呀?怎么办啊? 824 00:37:27,893 --> 00:37:29,313 快点把它搬开啊! 825 00:37:29,893 --> 00:37:31,433 行了…当心呀! 826 00:37:56,643 --> 00:37:58,473 岳父,你刷完牙没有? 827 00:37:59,023 --> 00:38:00,273 跟我上来 828 00:38:00,433 --> 00:38:01,603 干吗? 829 00:38:02,973 --> 00:38:04,723 岳父,什么事呀?什么事? 830 00:38:05,143 --> 00:38:06,683 什么事?你看看 831 00:38:08,433 --> 00:38:09,843 我是被人骗的 832 00:38:09,853 --> 00:38:11,433 人家怎么不骗我? 833 00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:13,013 我喝醉酒嘛! 834 00:38:13,023 --> 00:38:14,893 喝醉酒只是借口 835 00:38:16,063 --> 00:38:17,143 我错了 836 00:38:17,603 --> 00:38:19,023 你怎么搞的? 837 00:38:19,353 --> 00:38:21,053 我只是闹着玩的! 838 00:38:21,063 --> 00:38:22,513 你玩得可过瘾啦! 839 00:38:22,523 --> 00:38:23,933 难为我女儿大着个肚子 840 00:38:23,933 --> 00:38:25,393 我问你怎么对得起她? 841 00:38:25,393 --> 00:38:27,343 我想把她甩掉,可是甩不掉她! 842 00:38:27,353 --> 00:38:28,593 为什么甩不掉? 843 00:38:28,603 --> 00:38:30,143 她要五万块钱的分手费! 844 00:38:30,143 --> 00:38:31,393 五万块? 845 00:38:31,523 --> 00:38:34,553 你帮我个忙吧岳父,你帮帮我吧 846 00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:36,223 帮你忙?哼! 847 00:38:36,473 --> 00:38:38,433 岳父…岳父! 848 00:38:38,773 --> 00:38:40,643 我现在帮你到银行去拿钱呀? 849 00:38:40,893 --> 00:38:42,973 谢谢你,谢谢!谢个屁啊谢 850 00:38:42,973 --> 00:38:44,393 这是我的私房钱 851 00:38:44,393 --> 00:38:46,183 习哥来有钱你可得还给我 852 00:38:46,183 --> 00:38:47,353 当然啦 853 00:38:47,563 --> 00:38:49,273 记着对我的女儿好一点 854 00:38:49,353 --> 00:38:50,263 当然啦 855 00:38:50,273 --> 00:38:52,603 你还以为可以享齐人之福啦, 856 00:38:52,893 --> 00:38:55,473 当然啦!不当然 857 00:38:55,473 --> 00:38:57,183 我以后再不敢 再不敢了 858 00:38:58,393 --> 00:39:00,063 新铝窗有了 859 00:39:00,853 --> 00:39:03,433 卡拉OK,电视也有了 860 00:39:06,063 --> 00:39:07,893 不过银行的存款… 861 00:39:08,853 --> 00:39:10,183 没了! 862 00:39:10,853 --> 00:39:15,473 「我要轻轻的告诉你」 863 00:39:15,683 --> 00:39:18,643 「不要把我忘…记」 864 00:39:19,473 --> 00:39:20,773 我去开门 865 00:39:23,723 --> 00:39:25,103 我去开门 866 00:39:32,683 --> 00:39:34,313 莉疾来了! 867 00:39:38,023 --> 00:39:40,933 我知道你一定好兴奋的 868 00:39:46,723 --> 00:39:48,143 我来…我来 869 00:39:48,643 --> 00:39:50,183 老公,谁来了? 870 00:39:51,643 --> 00:39:53,103 你的脚怎么啦? 871 00:39:53,143 --> 00:39:55,263 我唱了那么久的歌 872 00:39:55,273 --> 00:39:56,683 我想跳舞! 873 00:39:57,643 --> 00:39:58,933 浪漫蒂克! 874 00:40:00,973 --> 00:40:02,013 你带我到那里去? 875 00:40:02,023 --> 00:40:03,063 你来… 876 00:40:04,063 --> 00:40:05,273 你是谁? 877 00:40:05,433 --> 00:40:06,813 这是什么地方? 878 00:40:06,853 --> 00:40:08,603 你这么急着来干什么? 879 00:40:08,643 --> 00:40:11,143 我正想明天到深圳去找你 880 00:40:12,563 --> 00:40:13,893 死老头子! 881 00:40:14,273 --> 00:40:15,683 你以后不要再找他行不行? 882 00:40:15,683 --> 00:40:18,803 不行,我来香港的目的就是为了找他 883 00:40:18,813 --> 00:40:19,553 他答应我… 884 00:40:19,563 --> 00:40:20,933 你找他不就是为了钱嘛! 885 00:40:20,933 --> 00:40:22,263 钱我可以给你 886 00:40:22,273 --> 00:40:23,803 只要你以后不要再来找他 887 00:40:23,813 --> 00:40:25,183 五万块,拿去 888 00:40:25,183 --> 00:40:27,303 好啊!有了这些钱 889 00:40:27,313 --> 00:40:30,103 我就可以参加亚洲小姐了 890 00:40:32,313 --> 00:40:34,353 给她钱参加亚洲小姐? 891 00:40:35,643 --> 00:40:37,313 好大胆啊你! 892 00:40:47,023 --> 00:40:49,103 我是李连杰的师妹 893 00:40:51,893 --> 00:40:55,523 我…我真的是李连杰的师妹! 894 00:41:01,353 --> 00:41:03,643 你,你跟我回家去! 895 00:41:03,643 --> 00:41:05,433 老婆轻点…老婆! 896 00:41:09,773 --> 00:41:12,393 我的五万块钱泡汤了! 897 00:41:13,393 --> 00:41:14,263 动作快点! 898 00:41:14,273 --> 00:41:16,473 把厨房水管子和冲所的水管子倒过来接 899 00:41:16,473 --> 00:41:18,023 知道吗?知道了! 900 00:41:22,143 --> 00:41:24,933 你看看你,弄得像疯鸡一样, 901 00:41:28,103 --> 00:41:30,023 你是不是真的很想赚钱? 902 00:41:33,973 --> 00:41:37,143 老婆,我没有做过对不起你的事 903 00:41:37,353 --> 00:41:40,063 你是说你刚刚做的事 很对得起我是不是? 904 00:41:40,563 --> 00:41:41,893 刚才那个是误会! 905 00:41:41,893 --> 00:41:42,843 坐下来我跟你说 906 00:41:42,853 --> 00:41:44,683 你没资格坐,你这老色狼! 907 00:41:44,683 --> 00:41:46,393 你也不看看几岁,你说! 908 00:41:46,393 --> 00:41:48,183 你对不对得起祖先,你说呀你! 909 00:41:48,183 --> 00:41:49,263 你说呀你! 910 00:41:49,273 --> 00:41:52,223 你呀!千万不要学你岳父这副德性 911 00:41:52,223 --> 00:41:54,723 在外面风流会倒霉一辈子的 912 00:41:55,183 --> 00:41:56,523 你跟我说呀你! 913 00:41:56,563 --> 00:41:58,013 老婆,你听我解释! 914 00:41:58,023 --> 00:42:00,223 我们入房再说吧 915 00:42:00,603 --> 00:42:02,853 你不要说!你什么都不要说! 916 00:42:08,273 --> 00:42:11,893 很久不见了,你的房子真的好漂亮! 917 00:42:13,063 --> 00:42:14,143 出去! 918 00:42:16,353 --> 00:42:17,563 你们来了! 919 00:42:18,643 --> 00:42:21,773 现在还在床上,你们两个太恩爱了吧! 920 00:42:23,103 --> 00:42:25,023 亲得脖子也都红了 921 00:42:25,603 --> 00:42:27,223 如果选模范夫妻 922 00:42:27,223 --> 00:42:30,273 你们这一对一定是第一名! 923 00:42:31,023 --> 00:42:34,723 这个当然啦,我们的感情特别好 924 00:42:35,353 --> 00:42:36,973 我们感情如胶似漆呀? 925 00:42:37,223 --> 00:42:39,183 你什么时候这么调皮? 926 00:42:39,183 --> 00:42:41,223 来…到那边坐 927 00:42:41,603 --> 00:42:43,523 女儿倒汽水 928 00:42:45,273 --> 00:42:47,593 警告你,她们没离开之前 929 00:42:47,603 --> 00:42:48,933 什么都不准说! 930 00:42:49,223 --> 00:42:50,813 不说 过去! 931 00:42:51,223 --> 00:42:53,683 来…坐呀! 932 00:42:53,683 --> 00:42:55,023 这么漂亮! 933 00:42:59,773 --> 00:43:01,313 慢慢聊! 934 00:43:01,723 --> 00:43:03,343 东姑,你的 935 00:43:03,353 --> 00:43:04,353 谢谢 936 00:43:07,023 --> 00:43:08,473 南姑,你的 937 00:43:08,473 --> 00:43:09,643 谢谢你了! 938 00:43:11,473 --> 00:43:13,263 西姑,你的 939 00:43:13,273 --> 00:43:14,393 谢谢 940 00:43:16,393 --> 00:43:18,183 呀! 941 00:43:21,773 --> 00:43:24,013 女儿呀?这里没有人抽烟 942 00:43:24,023 --> 00:43:25,973 你跟我放回原位 943 00:43:33,353 --> 00:43:36,603 这房子的风水真好,你是怎么找的? 944 00:43:37,603 --> 00:43:39,223 我东也找 945 00:43:39,313 --> 00:43:41,393 我西也找 946 00:43:41,473 --> 00:43:44,593 我呀?找来找去呀 947 00:43:44,603 --> 00:43:46,723 总算给我找到了! 948 00:43:49,183 --> 00:43:51,143 骠叔,你干吗哭呀? 949 00:43:53,183 --> 00:43:55,343 在我最想念你们的时候 950 00:43:55,353 --> 00:43:56,893 你们居然来看我 951 00:43:56,893 --> 00:44:00,603 我实在太感动,太感动了! 952 00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:04,843 岳父,我也很感动呀! 953 00:44:04,853 --> 00:44:06,473 感动感动! 954 00:44:06,473 --> 00:44:08,593 我买了榴桩给你们吃,来… 955 00:44:08,603 --> 00:44:10,893 你买了榴桩,太好了! 956 00:44:10,973 --> 00:44:12,973 我老公最爱吃了! 957 00:44:16,023 --> 00:44:18,093 你喜欢吃就多吃一点! 958 00:44:18,103 --> 00:44:23,853 你不吃就是不爱我!你吃!你吃呀 959 00:44:26,103 --> 00:44:29,063 真搞不懂,怎么有人爱吃猫屎? 960 00:44:30,223 --> 00:44:32,343 老公呀,给我们来几杯热茶 961 00:44:32,353 --> 00:44:33,643 来了! 962 00:44:42,643 --> 00:44:44,603 臭成这个样子 963 00:44:46,103 --> 00:44:47,053 你呢? 964 00:44:47,063 --> 00:44:48,393 别急嘛 965 00:44:49,063 --> 00:44:50,223 老婆! 966 00:44:50,773 --> 00:44:52,143 放下,臭死了 967 00:44:55,433 --> 00:44:56,643 几位请用 968 00:44:56,643 --> 00:44:57,973 谢谢 969 00:44:59,813 --> 00:45:00,803 红中 970 00:45:00,813 --> 00:45:01,813 碰 971 00:45:02,143 --> 00:45:03,273 三万 972 00:45:03,313 --> 00:45:05,143 三万,卡章,上一章 973 00:45:05,433 --> 00:45:07,063 你用的是什么茶叶? 974 00:45:07,393 --> 00:45:09,353 我没有泡茶,这是开水 975 00:45:16,563 --> 00:45:17,393 开门… 976 00:45:17,393 --> 00:45:18,523 厕所有人啊! 977 00:45:23,223 --> 00:45:24,643 怎么回事? 978 00:45:27,143 --> 00:45:29,393 好臭呀?臭死呀! 979 00:45:30,683 --> 00:45:32,723 老妈,厕所怎么没有水? 980 00:45:32,723 --> 00:45:34,273 怎么会没有水? 981 00:45:47,433 --> 00:45:50,643 恶心死了,快走呀? 982 00:45:54,143 --> 00:45:57,263 老公呀!你想谋杀? 983 00:45:57,273 --> 00:45:57,973 你看看人家嘛! 984 00:45:57,973 --> 00:45:59,683 你好臭啊,走开点,走开 985 00:45:59,683 --> 00:46:00,803 什么?走开! 986 00:46:00,813 --> 00:46:01,683 你说什么? 987 00:46:01,683 --> 00:46:02,393 我… 988 00:46:02,393 --> 00:46:03,343 好臭,大家一起臭! 989 00:46:03,353 --> 00:46:05,143 我让你臭… 990 00:46:10,063 --> 00:46:11,773 你知不知道是谁整你? 991 00:46:11,813 --> 00:46:12,933 不知道 992 00:46:12,933 --> 00:46:14,563 有没有看见有人整你? 993 00:46:14,813 --> 00:46:16,093 没有看到! 994 00:46:16,103 --> 00:46:16,973 有没有证据? 995 00:46:16,973 --> 00:46:19,643 证据就是那些水管被人接得乱七八糟 996 00:46:19,643 --> 00:46:21,303 我就是不知道应该怎么办! 997 00:46:21,313 --> 00:46:22,723 这水管的问题 998 00:46:23,023 --> 00:46:24,433 你应该去水务局 999 00:46:24,433 --> 00:46:25,723 你应该去警察局 1000 00:46:26,523 --> 00:46:28,313 我第一次就去了警察局 1001 00:46:28,473 --> 00:46:30,223 警察局叫我去水务局 1002 00:46:30,223 --> 00:46:31,763 水务局叫我来渠务局 1003 00:46:31,773 --> 00:46:33,683 现在渠务局又叫我回警察局 1004 00:46:33,933 --> 00:46:35,853 到底我该去那一局呀? 1005 00:46:45,813 --> 00:46:46,723 大哥 1006 00:46:46,723 --> 00:46:48,933 那个老家伙今天走遍了所有的政府门 1007 00:46:48,933 --> 00:46:50,473 恐怕想对付我们 1008 00:46:50,683 --> 00:46:54,223 他别作梦,如果政府部门理他的话 1009 00:46:54,223 --> 00:46:56,433 那我们黑社会还能这么嚣张啦? 1010 00:46:57,723 --> 00:46:59,223 记住,法律呢 1011 00:46:59,223 --> 00:47:01,563 是用来保障我们这些有头脑的黑社会 1012 00:47:10,103 --> 00:47:12,103 老婆,还没有水来? 1013 00:47:12,473 --> 00:47:13,643 有! 1014 00:47:13,813 --> 00:47:16,353 有的是红颜祸水 1015 00:47:18,813 --> 00:47:21,023 今天晚上又吃什么罐头? 1016 00:47:21,723 --> 00:47:23,263 有你最喜欢吃的 1017 00:47:23,273 --> 00:47:25,023 红烧鸡! 1018 00:47:29,023 --> 00:47:30,353 几点开饭? 1019 00:47:30,683 --> 00:47:32,143 去问电锅! 1020 00:47:35,313 --> 00:47:37,523 喂!几点开饭呀? 1021 00:47:39,103 --> 00:47:40,643 不理我! 1022 00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:43,643 化个妆就行了! 1023 00:47:44,773 --> 00:47:45,513 女儿去那儿? 1024 00:47:45,523 --> 00:47:46,263 我怎么知道? 1025 00:47:46,273 --> 00:47:47,893 你是一家之主,你不去问她? 1026 00:47:49,973 --> 00:47:51,773 女儿… 1027 00:47:52,143 --> 00:47:53,223 这么晚还出去? 1028 00:47:53,223 --> 00:47:54,933 是呀?我去看不眠演唱会 1029 00:47:55,223 --> 00:47:57,063 不眠演唱会是什么意思呀? 1030 00:47:57,433 --> 00:47:59,813 不眠,即是通宵的意思 1031 00:47:59,853 --> 00:48:01,313 我今晚不回来睡了 1032 00:48:02,393 --> 00:48:03,683 你再说一次! 1033 00:48:03,683 --> 00:48:07,023 我今天晚上出去混,不回来睡了 1034 00:48:08,683 --> 00:48:09,343 女儿呀! 1035 00:48:09,353 --> 00:48:11,473 隔离「打成一块」也在那里唱呀 1036 00:48:11,813 --> 00:48:12,593 他们也去? 1037 00:48:12,603 --> 00:48:13,603 是呀 1038 00:48:13,723 --> 00:48:15,523 这不是我专制 1039 00:48:15,813 --> 00:48:17,343 不过我们是不是可以商量一下 1040 00:48:17,353 --> 00:48:18,393 你不要去呀? 1041 00:48:18,393 --> 00:48:19,973 老爸,坐下! 1042 00:48:20,973 --> 00:48:22,473 坐下! 1043 00:48:26,473 --> 00:48:28,763 老爸,我已经长大了 1044 00:48:28,773 --> 00:48:30,393 你是不是想把我关起来? 1045 00:48:30,433 --> 00:48:32,013 你关也关不住 1046 00:48:32,023 --> 00:48:33,773 因为我还是会出去的 1047 00:48:33,933 --> 00:48:35,343 再怎么说你也是女孩子 1048 00:48:35,353 --> 00:48:37,063 你看你又开始说教了! 1049 00:48:38,063 --> 00:48:41,513 老爸,你冷静一点,听我说 1050 00:48:41,523 --> 00:48:42,973 你不让我出去呢 1051 00:48:42,973 --> 00:48:44,603 就是说你不信任我 1052 00:48:44,813 --> 00:48:46,433 事情不能看表面 1053 00:48:46,433 --> 00:48:49,023 我出去一个晚上并不代表我会学坏 1054 00:48:49,313 --> 00:48:51,643 你要对我公平一点才行嘛 1055 00:48:52,183 --> 00:48:54,523 你看你!说两句又撅起嘴来了 1056 00:48:54,773 --> 00:48:56,643 不许噘嘴,笑一笑 1057 00:48:58,023 --> 00:49:00,513 这才乖,今晚早点回来呀 1058 00:49:00,523 --> 00:49:01,343 不是不是… 1059 00:49:01,353 --> 00:49:03,973 我今天晚上早点回,行不行呀? 1060 00:49:04,353 --> 00:49:05,433 那你就早点回来吧! 1061 00:49:05,433 --> 00:49:08,473 哇嘎,我可以出去了! 1062 00:49:13,143 --> 00:49:14,893 子祥老伯,子祥老伯 1063 00:49:14,893 --> 00:49:16,053 是我们呀! 1064 00:49:16,063 --> 00:49:17,393 「打成一块」! 1065 00:49:18,023 --> 00:49:19,553 帅不帅,欣赏吗? 1066 00:49:19,563 --> 00:49:20,973 帅吧,流行哩 1067 00:49:21,273 --> 00:49:22,933 你们打成这副样子 1068 00:49:22,933 --> 00:49:24,183 上街不怕吓死人吗? 1069 00:49:24,183 --> 00:49:26,893 怕什么怕,我只怕待会那些歌迷 1070 00:49:26,893 --> 00:49:28,223 控制不住情绪呀! 1071 00:49:28,223 --> 00:49:30,433 把我们的衣服都撕破了! 1072 00:49:31,773 --> 00:49:33,343 佩佩,好了没有? 1073 00:49:33,353 --> 00:49:34,603 快好了! 1074 00:49:42,723 --> 00:49:44,143 你爸爸跟着来! 1075 00:49:47,103 --> 00:49:49,353 老爸,你老跟着我们干什么? 1076 00:49:49,473 --> 00:49:50,393 谁跟着你? 1077 00:49:50,393 --> 00:49:51,933 我买东西呀! 1078 00:49:59,643 --> 00:50:00,973 佩佩… 1079 00:50:00,973 --> 00:50:01,893 又怎么啦? 1080 00:50:01,893 --> 00:50:03,143 有需要的时候用吧 1081 00:50:03,313 --> 00:50:04,183 知道啦老爸! 1082 00:50:04,183 --> 00:50:05,853 我早点回来就是了,拜拜 1083 00:50:06,183 --> 00:50:07,143 最好别用! 1084 00:50:07,143 --> 00:50:08,803 要用就用最好的,知道吗? 1085 00:50:08,813 --> 00:50:11,063 记住!记住穿雨衣! 1086 00:50:13,183 --> 00:50:14,723 安全第一! 1087 00:50:17,523 --> 00:50:19,683 我们学校最近发现一位同学 1088 00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:21,183 做了未婚妈妈 1089 00:50:21,563 --> 00:50:23,093 为了重整校风 1090 00:50:23,103 --> 00:50:24,933 我们今天来一次突击检查 1091 00:50:30,063 --> 00:50:31,853 你看你!出去出去! 1092 00:50:35,973 --> 00:50:37,223 你也出去 1093 00:50:45,813 --> 00:50:47,813 我书包里为什么会有避孕药? 1094 00:50:50,893 --> 00:50:52,143 喂? 1095 00:50:52,563 --> 00:50:53,933 我是! 1096 00:50:56,683 --> 00:50:57,723 什么? 1097 00:50:57,723 --> 00:50:59,973 我们学校的校风一向很好 1098 00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:02,183 这次雷佩佩带避孕药上学 1099 00:51:02,183 --> 00:51:04,223 校方是绝对不能容忍的 1100 00:51:04,223 --> 00:51:06,013 如果没有满意的答复 1101 00:51:06,023 --> 00:51:07,723 校方会考虑开除她! 1102 00:51:09,723 --> 00:51:11,513 这那是避孕药嘛? 1103 00:51:11,523 --> 00:51:13,433 这明明是我高升压的药 1104 00:51:13,473 --> 00:51:14,143 如果你们不信 1105 00:51:14,143 --> 00:51:15,603 我吃两颗给你们看看 1106 00:51:15,933 --> 00:51:17,593 这些真的是避孕药! 1107 00:51:17,603 --> 00:51:18,593 你怎么知道? 1108 00:51:18,603 --> 00:51:20,063 你吃过了吗? 1109 00:51:20,393 --> 00:51:22,273 这明明写着是避孕药! 1110 00:51:24,603 --> 00:51:25,933 我明白了! 1111 00:51:26,143 --> 00:51:28,643 一定是我女儿上课时跟你们顶嘴 1112 00:51:28,643 --> 00:51:30,643 要不然就是你们叫她去买便当她不肯 1113 00:51:30,643 --> 00:51:32,143 所以你们合起来栽脏,对不对? 1114 00:51:32,143 --> 00:51:35,803 雷太太,请你控制一下你自己的情绪 1115 00:51:35,813 --> 00:51:38,523 我们学校怎么会做出这种事情呢? 1116 00:51:38,853 --> 00:51:40,353 那一定是你! 1117 00:51:40,683 --> 00:51:42,393 一定是你这个修女 1118 00:51:42,523 --> 00:51:45,143 自己想吃避孕药又不好意思去买 1119 00:51:45,143 --> 00:51:46,973 就逼我女儿去买 1120 00:51:46,973 --> 00:51:49,603 现在被人家拆穿了 你不敢承认对不对? 1121 00:51:50,223 --> 00:51:51,683 天啊! 1122 00:51:51,933 --> 00:51:53,973 请你宽恕这个肥婆! 1123 00:51:55,183 --> 00:51:56,223 老婆,什么事? 1124 00:51:56,223 --> 00:51:57,433 你来得正好 1125 00:51:57,523 --> 00:51:59,393 她们冤枉我女说她吃避孕药 1126 00:51:59,393 --> 00:52:00,523 怎么办? 1127 00:52:00,603 --> 00:52:01,433 这不可能! 1128 00:52:01,433 --> 00:52:03,143 我女儿这么乖,怎会吃避孕药呢? 1129 00:52:03,143 --> 00:52:07,063 就是啊!要是被我查出 谁故意陷害我女儿 1130 00:52:07,143 --> 00:52:09,473 我一定狠拷他一顿! 1131 00:52:10,603 --> 00:52:13,063 避孕药也是求一个安全嘛 1132 00:52:13,223 --> 00:52:14,803 没什么大不了,对不对? 1133 00:52:14,813 --> 00:52:16,353 就是啊! 1134 00:52:16,683 --> 00:52:17,763 我放进去的! 1135 00:52:17,773 --> 00:52:20,103 呀! 1136 00:52:25,223 --> 00:52:29,223 咄!咄! 1137 00:52:29,773 --> 00:52:31,303 我书读得少 1138 00:52:31,313 --> 00:52:32,683 你不要骗我 1139 00:52:32,723 --> 00:52:34,183 为什么教女儿吃避孕药? 1140 00:52:34,183 --> 00:52:35,513 我怕她弄出事来… 1141 00:52:35,523 --> 00:52:36,723 你有毛病呀? 1142 00:52:36,723 --> 00:52:38,183 女儿还小啊! 1143 00:52:38,183 --> 00:52:39,853 现在跟以前不同了 1144 00:52:39,933 --> 00:52:41,013 你才跟以前不同! 1145 00:52:41,023 --> 00:52:42,353 越老越蠢! 1146 00:52:42,603 --> 00:52:44,273 怎么会闹这么大事情? 1147 00:52:44,973 --> 00:52:46,473 这次不关我的事 1148 00:52:46,523 --> 00:52:47,893 那一次关你的事? 1149 00:52:48,223 --> 00:52:50,103 你没有脑袋,是猪脑啊 1150 00:52:50,143 --> 00:52:51,563 你吃什么长大啊? 1151 00:52:52,103 --> 00:52:53,433 是你叫我管的 1152 00:52:53,433 --> 00:52:55,853 我管不了,只好先做预防啊 1153 00:52:56,063 --> 00:52:57,563 这样安全一点嘛 1154 00:52:58,893 --> 00:53:00,433 你们快过来看看 1155 00:53:00,433 --> 00:53:01,723 什么事? 1156 00:53:02,473 --> 00:53:03,973 这么多照片? 1157 00:53:04,103 --> 00:53:06,063 谁那么无聊照这么多相片? 1158 00:53:06,563 --> 00:53:07,853 把我照得那么难看! 1159 00:53:08,103 --> 00:53:09,513 完了!我大肚子 1160 00:53:09,523 --> 00:53:11,393 照出来一定很丑! 1161 00:53:12,563 --> 00:53:13,593 怎么没有我? 1162 00:53:13,603 --> 00:53:15,523 你没出去当然没你啦! 1163 00:53:16,473 --> 00:53:18,103 这就是恐吓! 1164 00:53:19,473 --> 00:53:21,723 以后她上街你要陪着她 1165 00:53:21,723 --> 00:53:22,643 听到了没有? 1166 00:53:22,643 --> 00:53:25,353 你们两个上班放学都由我接送 1167 00:53:25,603 --> 00:53:26,513 还有你也一样 1168 00:53:26,523 --> 00:53:27,853 你也一样! 1169 00:53:33,723 --> 00:53:35,353 妈咪,我上学去了 1170 00:53:36,563 --> 00:53:37,933 等等我… 1171 00:53:39,893 --> 00:53:41,103 呀! 1172 00:53:41,223 --> 00:53:43,603 什么事?妈哟! 1173 00:53:49,973 --> 00:53:50,973 送蛇上门了! 1174 00:53:50,973 --> 00:53:52,523 今天晚上吃蛇肉 1175 00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:55,023 蛇吃我的血哟! 1176 00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:04,773 你戏演完了没有? 1177 00:54:05,933 --> 00:54:07,183 不生我气啦? 1178 00:54:07,523 --> 00:54:09,973 神童骠,你成熟一点行不行 1179 00:54:09,973 --> 00:54:11,263 现在是什么时候啦, 1180 00:54:11,273 --> 00:54:12,933 人家就快要杀来了! 1181 00:54:13,273 --> 00:54:14,303 就是嘛! 1182 00:54:14,313 --> 00:54:17,393 我们二人暂且将儿女私情放下 1183 00:54:17,973 --> 00:54:19,683 这次是一件大事 1184 00:54:19,683 --> 00:54:20,803 我乃这… 1185 00:54:20,813 --> 00:54:23,523 这一家之主呀!我来处理! 1186 00:54:25,853 --> 00:54:26,893 会有这种事? 1187 00:54:26,893 --> 00:54:28,393 是啊,李先生! 1188 00:54:28,393 --> 00:54:30,523 你查查看是不是你手下做的? 1189 00:54:30,773 --> 00:54:32,843 再这样下去我们就要疯了! 1190 00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:34,513 请体谅一下我们吧 1191 00:54:34,523 --> 00:54:36,473 我也非常同情你的处境 1192 00:54:36,973 --> 00:54:39,973 不过,整个收购行动 1193 00:54:39,973 --> 00:54:43,143 我们已经委托另外一家公司处理了 1194 00:54:43,433 --> 00:54:47,773 再说,我们实长集团 是一家很有规模的公司 1195 00:54:47,933 --> 00:54:49,933 犯法的事我们不会做的 1196 00:54:49,933 --> 00:54:51,353 当然!当然! 1197 00:54:51,643 --> 00:54:54,683 你就放心吧,我一定会想办法帮你们的 1198 00:54:55,183 --> 00:54:56,843 那真是求之不得! 1199 00:54:56,853 --> 00:54:58,393 这才是一家之主 1200 00:54:58,393 --> 00:55:00,393 面对现实,解决问题 1201 00:55:00,393 --> 00:55:01,973 推卸责任不是 1202 00:55:02,353 --> 00:55:04,103 李先生的人真不错! 1203 00:55:06,643 --> 00:55:08,313 这么幼稚的人都有? 1204 00:55:09,063 --> 00:55:10,683 真是笨蛋! 1205 00:55:13,643 --> 00:55:14,803 你这一点小事都办不好 1206 00:55:14,813 --> 00:55:16,433 你是干什么吃的? 1207 00:55:16,523 --> 00:55:17,893 你知不知道再这样下去 1208 00:55:17,893 --> 00:55:19,603 我们要赔那日本小子多少钱啊? 1209 00:55:19,813 --> 00:55:21,773 限你一个礼拜之内摆平! 1210 00:55:22,813 --> 00:55:24,273 开灯看看 1211 00:55:29,973 --> 00:55:32,523 动作快点,里面开始做生意了 1212 00:55:35,273 --> 00:55:36,223 这什么东西? 1213 00:55:36,223 --> 00:55:37,393 老妈! 1214 00:55:38,353 --> 00:55:39,603 新开张的 1215 00:55:39,643 --> 00:55:41,473 纯情学生妹! 1216 00:55:41,893 --> 00:55:43,773 不是盖的,真的有的 1217 00:55:44,063 --> 00:55:45,433 你胡说什么? 1218 00:55:45,643 --> 00:55:46,683 小妹妹,上班啦? 1219 00:55:46,683 --> 00:55:47,393 等下光顾你! 1220 00:55:47,393 --> 00:55:49,723 光你个头!光不光顾? 1221 00:55:49,973 --> 00:55:51,843 肥婆,你不要太嚣张! 1222 00:55:51,853 --> 00:55:53,893 没人光顾,你撒什么野啊? 1223 00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:55,553 肥婆好啊! 1224 00:55:55,563 --> 00:55:57,643 冬暖夏凉,一堆肉啊, 1225 00:55:57,643 --> 00:56:00,263 你们两个大色狼滚不滚,滚不滚? 1226 00:56:00,273 --> 00:56:02,273 再不滚我把你们喀喳! 1227 00:56:03,223 --> 00:56:04,263 小妹妹 1228 00:56:04,273 --> 00:56:05,603 老妈! 1229 00:56:07,683 --> 00:56:09,683 我老公昨天已经跟你们老板都说好了 1230 00:56:09,683 --> 00:56:11,313 你们还来搅活什么劲儿? 1231 00:56:11,473 --> 00:56:12,643 什么老板? 1232 00:56:12,643 --> 00:56:13,973 我就是老板 1233 00:56:13,973 --> 00:56:15,303 聪明的你就快点搬 1234 00:56:15,313 --> 00:56:16,723 不然有你受! 1235 00:56:16,773 --> 00:56:18,563 下流!我们上去 1236 00:56:20,223 --> 00:56:21,843 老妈,以后我们怎么出去? 1237 00:56:21,853 --> 00:56:23,643 没问题,有我在这! 1238 00:56:24,473 --> 00:56:25,973 许太太,去观光啊? 1239 00:56:25,973 --> 00:56:28,183 谁有心情去观光,我搬家了 1240 00:56:28,853 --> 00:56:29,723 搬家? 1241 00:56:29,723 --> 00:56:31,393 下面开了这么多的妓院 1242 00:56:31,393 --> 00:56:33,303 臭男人每天的进进出出 1243 00:56:33,313 --> 00:56:35,933 我今天早上看见我的老公从里面出来 1244 00:56:35,933 --> 00:56:37,053 如果再不搬的话 1245 00:56:37,063 --> 00:56:39,143 他可得搬到下面去住了 1246 00:56:40,393 --> 00:56:42,683 楼上的陈太太,隔壁的李太太 1247 00:56:42,683 --> 00:56:44,563 过几天都要搬了 1248 00:56:45,523 --> 00:56:48,273 那整棘大楼 就剩下我们跟他打成一块儿啦? 1249 00:56:52,353 --> 00:56:53,263 老公 1250 00:56:53,273 --> 00:56:55,053 你看什么?!这是我老婆 1251 00:56:55,063 --> 00:56:57,183 老婆也出来做吗? 1252 00:56:58,433 --> 00:56:59,183 搞什么? 1253 00:56:59,183 --> 00:57:00,303 好恶心 1254 00:57:00,313 --> 00:57:01,643 下次再来吧 1255 00:57:03,853 --> 00:57:04,763 原来真有大肚做啊? 1256 00:57:04,773 --> 00:57:05,593 老公! 1257 00:57:05,603 --> 00:57:06,683 早知道我就光顾你了 1258 00:57:06,683 --> 00:57:07,853 你胡说什么? 1259 00:57:09,853 --> 00:57:10,593 老公! 1260 00:57:10,603 --> 00:57:11,643 当心我揍你! 1261 00:57:16,103 --> 00:57:19,063 这么吵,怎么做生意嘛! 1262 00:57:19,853 --> 00:57:23,013 老公!我想死你了 1263 00:57:23,023 --> 00:57:24,313 老公! 1264 00:57:24,353 --> 00:57:27,143 上次有个肥婆把我打了一顿 1265 00:57:27,143 --> 00:57:29,093 把我的脸都打肿了 1266 00:57:29,103 --> 00:57:31,853 害得我不能参加亚洲小姐比赛 1267 00:57:32,523 --> 00:57:34,683 我看,还是跟着你好一点啊! 1268 00:57:34,723 --> 00:57:35,813 老公! 1269 00:57:35,853 --> 00:57:37,103 哪里?哪里? 1270 00:57:37,433 --> 00:57:39,023 老公… 1271 00:57:41,183 --> 00:57:42,473 又是你! 1272 00:57:50,273 --> 00:57:54,603 我书读得少,你不要骗我 1273 00:58:02,523 --> 00:58:04,023 老婆! 1274 00:58:12,933 --> 00:58:14,473 你跟我起来! 1275 00:58:16,563 --> 00:58:18,603 不要打啦! 1276 00:58:19,813 --> 00:58:21,473 我是撞上的! 1277 00:58:22,103 --> 00:58:23,683 要出人命! 1278 00:58:24,143 --> 00:58:25,773 「现在是特别新闻报告」 1279 00:58:25,933 --> 00:58:28,473 「港英商业信托银行」 1280 00:58:28,563 --> 00:58:30,143 「今天中午突然停业」 1281 00:58:30,143 --> 00:58:33,343 「大批存户涌到银行去 财政司责七成…」 1282 00:58:33,353 --> 00:58:34,723 不要吵了! 1283 00:58:35,523 --> 00:58:39,313 「没有事的,广大市民请放心好了」 1284 00:58:39,353 --> 00:58:43,053 「港英商业托银行的业务 是绝对正常的」 1285 00:58:43,063 --> 00:58:44,343 老爸… 1286 00:58:44,353 --> 00:58:45,643 老爸,你们怎么在这里? 1287 00:58:45,683 --> 00:58:46,683 我们银行要倒闭了! 1288 00:58:46,683 --> 00:58:48,183 我打电话回家又没人听! 1289 00:58:48,183 --> 00:58:49,973 财政司说过没有事的啊! 1290 00:58:49,973 --> 00:58:53,023 你不能听那老外的话 我们银行真的要倒闭 1291 00:58:53,973 --> 00:58:56,063 那怎么办?我们的钱 1292 00:58:58,773 --> 00:59:02,773 血汗金钱化为乌有! 1293 00:59:04,353 --> 00:59:06,063 我们血本无归! 1294 00:59:06,183 --> 00:59:07,593 血本无归! 1295 00:59:07,603 --> 00:59:14,143 政府对不起我们 1296 00:59:14,313 --> 00:59:17,523 政府对不起我们 1297 00:59:17,723 --> 00:59:18,973 对不起我们! 1298 00:59:19,143 --> 00:59:21,263 我老公对不起我 1299 00:59:21,273 --> 00:59:22,773 财政司不是人! 1300 00:59:22,933 --> 00:59:24,643 财政司不是人! 1301 00:59:26,723 --> 00:59:29,143 狐狸精不是人,是鸡! 1302 00:59:29,273 --> 00:59:31,103 政府不管我们死活! 1303 00:59:31,223 --> 00:59:32,303 政府不管我们死活! 1304 00:59:32,313 --> 00:59:34,143 现在轮到受害人说话 1305 00:59:35,353 --> 00:59:40,933 还我血汗金钱… 1306 00:59:41,773 --> 00:59:44,683 北漏洞啦! 1307 00:59:49,063 --> 00:59:51,143 让我说,让我说! 1308 00:59:55,813 --> 00:59:58,773 政府骗走我们的钱! 1309 01:00:00,563 --> 01:00:03,273 老婆,我以后再也不敢乱混了 1310 01:00:05,433 --> 01:00:07,723 开始我还以为这里好好的 1311 01:00:07,723 --> 01:00:09,593 原来是个大骗局! 1312 01:00:09,603 --> 01:00:11,223 你骂我大笨猪? 1313 01:00:11,223 --> 01:00:12,933 她说你是大便硬! 1314 01:00:14,853 --> 01:00:17,433 我们要到大马路了 1315 01:00:22,223 --> 01:00:24,433 你在那边注意,现场已经转移了 1316 01:00:24,773 --> 01:00:28,273 老妈…老妈 1317 01:00:47,773 --> 01:00:49,223 不要哭了! 1318 01:00:50,353 --> 01:00:52,513 你假装银行没有倒闭 1319 01:00:52,523 --> 01:00:56,473 那些钱存了定期 没有拿出来花不就得了吗? 1320 01:00:56,603 --> 01:00:58,603 这种事怎么可以假装嘛? 1321 01:00:59,973 --> 01:01:02,553 没了,什么都没了! 1322 01:01:02,563 --> 01:01:04,553 钱没了可以再赚 1323 01:01:04,563 --> 01:01:07,023 那老公可不可以再找? 1324 01:01:07,103 --> 01:01:09,553 不可以…你千万不要啊! 1325 01:01:09,563 --> 01:01:11,843 怎么不可以?你这么对我女儿 1326 01:01:11,853 --> 01:01:13,353 我把你咔嚓啊! 1327 01:01:14,143 --> 01:01:16,893 岳父大人,你可要救救我! 1328 01:01:17,353 --> 01:01:18,893 你不要再叫我救你了 1329 01:01:18,893 --> 01:01:21,523 上次替你背了黑锅,还不够啊? 1330 01:01:22,643 --> 01:01:23,813 少来这一套! 1331 01:01:26,273 --> 01:01:27,273 我们进房去 1332 01:01:30,273 --> 01:01:31,353 岳母… 1333 01:01:36,853 --> 01:01:38,393 你到底会不会做事? 1334 01:01:38,973 --> 01:01:40,683 是你叫我找兄弟的嘛. 1335 01:01:41,023 --> 01:01:43,223 动不动就说找兄弟,你以为不要钱啊? 1336 01:01:43,223 --> 01:01:44,523 很贵的,你知道吗? 1337 01:01:45,853 --> 01:01:47,093 那现在怎么办? 1338 01:01:47,103 --> 01:01:49,563 现在那些日本人已逼到头上了 1339 01:01:50,523 --> 01:01:52,053 到了期要是搞不定 1340 01:01:52,063 --> 01:01:53,773 我破产还要被人砍呢! 1341 01:02:07,973 --> 01:02:10,053 叫你去把那两家也收回来 1342 01:02:10,063 --> 01:02:11,683 你办了这么久都办不好! 1343 01:02:13,523 --> 01:02:14,803 老婆,等了很久啦? 1344 01:02:14,813 --> 01:02:15,723 老板娘来了 1345 01:02:15,723 --> 01:02:16,643 来干什么? 1346 01:02:16,643 --> 01:02:18,523 关你什么事?招牌都被人拆了 1347 01:02:19,523 --> 01:02:21,063 接你下班啊! 1348 01:02:21,603 --> 01:02:22,643 小心上车啊 1349 01:02:22,973 --> 01:02:24,433 是你叫我不要找兄弟的嘛 1350 01:02:24,433 --> 01:02:25,593 当心摔倒啊! 1351 01:02:25,603 --> 01:02:27,683 发话嘛你,找兄弟找兄弟 1352 01:02:27,683 --> 01:02:28,643 钱谁给啊? 1353 01:02:28,643 --> 01:02:29,853 我可没钱啊! 1354 01:02:30,313 --> 01:02:31,723 老公,肚子饿了 1355 01:02:31,973 --> 01:02:33,343 我带你去吃东西 1356 01:02:33,353 --> 01:02:35,393 你可要照顾我的小祖宗啊 1357 01:02:35,393 --> 01:02:36,603 现在还等什么啦? 1358 01:02:36,973 --> 01:02:38,513 等什么?事到如今 1359 01:02:38,523 --> 01:02:39,893 只好找兄弟啦! 1360 01:02:39,893 --> 01:02:41,973 别动!我帮你绑安全带! 1361 01:02:42,183 --> 01:02:44,053 那简单多了,老板! 1362 01:02:44,063 --> 01:02:47,183 听着,做归做,千万别太张扬 1363 01:02:48,353 --> 01:02:49,353 我不会负责的 1364 01:02:53,023 --> 01:02:54,773 老婆,我们走了 1365 01:02:55,353 --> 01:02:58,563 老公…老板,你开了我的车啊 1366 01:03:04,143 --> 01:03:06,273 全部都别动,都给我坐在位子上 1367 01:03:06,973 --> 01:03:08,353 你,去拆水表 1368 01:03:08,683 --> 01:03:10,353 你,去拆电表 1369 01:03:10,893 --> 01:03:12,393 你去把传真机拔掉 1370 01:03:12,433 --> 01:03:14,023 还有,你去装电话录音 1371 01:03:14,353 --> 01:03:15,053 你干什么? 1372 01:03:15,063 --> 01:03:16,093 是不是有问题发问? 1373 01:03:16,103 --> 01:03:17,393 你们是不是来抢劫的? 1374 01:03:17,393 --> 01:03:19,273 我是政府派来的清盘官 1375 01:03:19,603 --> 01:03:21,223 现在来接管这里一切 1376 01:03:21,223 --> 01:03:23,773 也就是从现在开始,我就是你们老板 1377 01:03:24,273 --> 01:03:25,263 什么意思, 1378 01:03:25,273 --> 01:03:26,683 就是你们什么都不用做 1379 01:03:26,683 --> 01:03:27,973 等发薪水好了 1380 01:03:28,143 --> 01:03:30,353 你看着他们,一只苍蝇也别让他们带走 1381 01:03:30,563 --> 01:03:31,303 跟我去搜 1382 01:03:31,313 --> 01:03:32,473 是 1383 01:03:34,643 --> 01:03:35,933 坐到自己的位子 1384 01:03:36,563 --> 01:03:38,273 我们终于可以朝夕相对了 1385 01:03:39,063 --> 01:03:40,433 那多没意思! 1386 01:03:41,273 --> 01:03:43,553 什么没意思? 你们银行一天花一百多万 1387 01:03:43,563 --> 01:03:45,813 请我们来看着你们,当然有意思啊 1388 01:03:47,223 --> 01:03:49,393 你是说我们天花一百多万 1389 01:03:49,393 --> 01:03:50,893 付钱请你们来看着我们? 1390 01:03:50,893 --> 01:03:53,393 对啊!这样的工作还能去那里找! 1391 01:03:56,813 --> 01:03:58,393 不好意思 没关系 1392 01:04:00,143 --> 01:04:01,223 喂,这是什么? 1393 01:04:01,973 --> 01:04:03,563 我们大厦的地址! 1394 01:04:07,563 --> 01:04:11,223 原来那个地产商跟日本人签了合约 1395 01:04:12,103 --> 01:04:14,593 明天五点前要交房子,不然的话… 1396 01:04:14,603 --> 01:04:15,773 要赔五亿! 1397 01:04:16,723 --> 01:04:18,023 过两天就没事了 1398 01:04:19,183 --> 01:04:20,353 你们在干什么? 1399 01:04:21,063 --> 01:04:22,303 我们有急事! 1400 01:04:22,313 --> 01:04:23,053 还给你 1401 01:04:23,063 --> 01:04:24,063 快走! 1402 01:04:25,563 --> 01:04:26,303 我来我来 1403 01:04:26,313 --> 01:04:27,523 让他去好了 1404 01:04:30,183 --> 01:04:31,053 什么事? 1405 01:04:31,063 --> 01:04:32,143 又是你呀? 1406 01:04:32,773 --> 01:04:34,013 这里是不是有人报警? 1407 01:04:34,023 --> 01:04:35,103 没有 1408 01:04:35,433 --> 01:04:36,553 没有?你耍我呀? 1409 01:04:36,563 --> 01:04:38,683 明明有人报警说有上来捣乱 1410 01:04:38,683 --> 01:04:40,393 没有就是没有嘛 1411 01:04:40,393 --> 01:04:41,803 你们两个是不是太闲啊? 1412 01:04:41,813 --> 01:04:43,353 又来冤枉我老公? 1413 01:04:48,473 --> 01:04:49,473 再打一次 1414 01:04:58,603 --> 01:05:01,563 我再问你一次 有没有人报警说这里打架? 1415 01:05:01,853 --> 01:05:03,593 我再回答你们一次 1416 01:05:03,603 --> 01:05:04,603 没有 1417 01:05:04,933 --> 01:05:06,433 那是不是那肥婆瞎搅和? 1418 01:05:06,433 --> 01:05:07,933 什么肥婆? 1419 01:05:07,933 --> 01:05:09,053 我告你毁谤! 1420 01:05:09,063 --> 01:05:10,643 这也算毁谤? 1421 01:05:11,183 --> 01:05:12,593 你丑化我老婆 1422 01:05:12,603 --> 01:05:14,973 当心她拿开水来烫你们 1423 01:05:15,143 --> 01:05:16,223 走不走啊你们? 1424 01:05:16,813 --> 01:05:18,223 你请我都不会再来了 1425 01:05:18,223 --> 01:05:21,223 我以后也不要再见你们,神经病! 1426 01:05:21,683 --> 01:05:22,683 吃饭啦 1427 01:05:27,813 --> 01:05:28,973 我去你的! 1428 01:05:30,473 --> 01:05:32,723 老爸老妈,我们在银行看到一份合约 1429 01:05:32,723 --> 01:05:35,263 那个地产商明天五点前 要把整栋楼交给人家 1430 01:05:35,273 --> 01:05:36,893 不然的话要赔五亿 1431 01:05:36,893 --> 01:05:39,853 真的?这是他自作自受的! 1432 01:05:40,353 --> 01:05:43,973 糟了,刚才那些警察来来去去的好几次 1433 01:05:43,973 --> 01:05:45,473 今天晚上一定会有事! 1434 01:05:46,143 --> 01:05:47,513 那怎办? 1435 01:05:47,523 --> 01:05:50,433 这样好了,我们赶快收拾东西去躲一躲 1436 01:05:50,563 --> 01:05:51,563 跟我来 1437 01:05:51,643 --> 01:05:54,143 老婆,别带那么多东西 1438 01:05:54,143 --> 01:05:56,513 拿些值钱的 带些证件就行了,知道吗? 1439 01:05:56,523 --> 01:05:57,563 知道知道! 1440 01:05:58,183 --> 01:05:59,093 我去叫阿勇一起走! 1441 01:05:59,103 --> 01:06:00,103 快点 1442 01:06:06,393 --> 01:06:09,933 老婆,干什么还大包小包的? 1443 01:06:09,933 --> 01:06:11,683 是逃难!不是去旅行啊! 1444 01:06:11,683 --> 01:06:12,683 快点 1445 01:06:16,853 --> 01:06:17,513 好了没有? 1446 01:06:17,523 --> 01:06:18,263 快点 1447 01:06:18,273 --> 01:06:19,643 走了走了 1448 01:06:22,313 --> 01:06:24,263 老公,我好怕呀? 1449 01:06:24,273 --> 01:06:25,353 好黑呀! 1450 01:06:27,273 --> 01:06:28,643 快关上门报警 1451 01:06:28,643 --> 01:06:30,183 快报警啊! 1452 01:06:30,893 --> 01:06:32,603 糟了,电话被剪断了! 1453 01:06:33,143 --> 01:06:34,393 那怎么办? 1454 01:06:34,393 --> 01:06:36,433 你们两出去守住楼梯,不要让他们上来 1455 01:06:36,433 --> 01:06:37,523 快…快 1456 01:06:38,143 --> 01:06:39,183 你跟着你妈 1457 01:06:39,183 --> 01:06:41,313 还有你们两个去窗口看着 我好怕啊 1458 01:06:42,313 --> 01:06:44,473 老伯,你家里有没有无线电话? 1459 01:06:44,473 --> 01:06:45,763 有一部无线电呼叫器 1460 01:06:45,773 --> 01:06:46,303 给我 1461 01:06:46,313 --> 01:06:47,563 可惜没电了 1462 01:06:49,273 --> 01:06:50,433 减肥单车? 1463 01:06:53,313 --> 01:06:55,143 老伯,有没有手电筒和蜡烛? 1464 01:06:55,143 --> 01:06:55,933 有 1465 01:06:55,933 --> 01:06:57,843 伯母,钳子,还有螺丝刀 1466 01:06:57,853 --> 01:06:58,973 好… 1467 01:07:06,433 --> 01:07:07,513 大哥,你领头 1468 01:07:07,523 --> 01:07:08,973 废话!当然是我了! 1469 01:07:11,563 --> 01:07:13,223 大哥!什么声音啊! 1470 01:07:14,853 --> 01:07:16,683 丧钟已经为他们敲响了! 1471 01:07:27,063 --> 01:07:29,433 我们冲上去 看看他们还有什么花样? 1472 01:07:44,393 --> 01:07:45,803 接着我啊! 1473 01:07:45,813 --> 01:07:46,813 快走! 1474 01:07:54,723 --> 01:07:56,643 弟兄们,冲啊! 1475 01:07:57,603 --> 01:07:58,773 你们弄什么? 1476 01:07:58,933 --> 01:08:00,523 我用这减肥单车来发电 1477 01:08:00,723 --> 01:08:01,723 发电?发电? 1478 01:08:03,473 --> 01:08:05,063 快点…快点 1479 01:08:18,273 --> 01:08:20,013 试试看!老伯,你去骑车 1480 01:08:20,023 --> 01:08:20,933 尽量骑快一点! 1481 01:08:20,933 --> 01:08:24,433 他怎么行? 骑脚踏车我内行,我每天都骑嘛 1482 01:08:25,563 --> 01:08:26,563 开始 1483 01:08:28,313 --> 01:08:30,593 伯母,你骑快一点,快成功了 1484 01:08:30,603 --> 01:08:32,853 老公,外面形势怎么样? 1485 01:08:33,273 --> 01:08:34,273 你快点骑吧! 1486 01:08:35,103 --> 01:08:36,393 我已经拼了命! 1487 01:08:38,523 --> 01:08:39,523 怎么样? 1488 01:08:40,813 --> 01:08:41,553 行不行? 1489 01:08:41,563 --> 01:08:42,563 不要催我! 1490 01:08:46,313 --> 01:08:47,593 成功了…成功了,伯母,不要停 1491 01:08:47,603 --> 01:08:50,343 神童骠呼救,你们听到了没有? 1492 01:08:50,353 --> 01:08:51,893 神童骠,怎么不开工? 1493 01:08:52,683 --> 01:08:56,023 唐山大兄,我们麻烦大了 1494 01:08:57,063 --> 01:08:58,643 你的麻烦没有小的! 1495 01:08:59,143 --> 01:09:00,933 不是呀!我… 1496 01:09:02,223 --> 01:09:03,393 伯母,加油! 1497 01:09:03,813 --> 01:09:05,973 唐山大兄,我们现在被人砍 1498 01:09:05,973 --> 01:09:06,803 你快点来救我们 1499 01:09:06,813 --> 01:09:09,183 叫他陕报警,报警啊! 1500 01:09:10,523 --> 01:09:11,603 老爸! 1501 01:09:14,223 --> 01:09:15,353 你们怎么啦? 1502 01:09:18,643 --> 01:09:21,063 怎么没声音了,收到了没有 1503 01:09:21,473 --> 01:09:22,933 还能收到 1504 01:09:22,933 --> 01:09:24,973 收到也没用,不能讲! 1505 01:09:26,773 --> 01:09:30,893 也许我倒下… 1506 01:09:31,473 --> 01:09:33,393 你的计程朋友听不听歌的! 1507 01:09:33,603 --> 01:09:35,183 不听歌不烦死了吗? 1508 01:09:37,473 --> 01:09:38,773 音乐电话 1509 01:09:40,183 --> 01:09:41,313 你别跑 1510 01:09:42,643 --> 01:09:43,643 快点… 1511 01:09:45,523 --> 01:09:46,933 伯母,不要停啊! 1512 01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:48,223 停下来就没电了 1513 01:09:48,223 --> 01:09:49,273 快点骑! 1514 01:09:49,973 --> 01:09:51,143 他们又爬上来了 1515 01:09:51,273 --> 01:09:52,553 快把大剪刀拿给我 1516 01:09:52,563 --> 01:09:53,563 接着 1517 01:10:02,023 --> 01:10:03,353 我来了 1518 01:10:05,313 --> 01:10:06,933 不要剪我! 1519 01:10:06,933 --> 01:10:09,063 我不剪你,你剪你的绳子 1520 01:10:17,223 --> 01:10:18,643 刚才那个兄弟叫什么名字 1521 01:10:18,813 --> 01:10:20,063 唐山大兄! 1522 01:10:32,063 --> 01:10:34,643 神童骠,你是不是有难? 1523 01:10:35,023 --> 01:10:36,723 是呀…我Call你呀! 1524 01:10:38,063 --> 01:10:42,973 (是啊!是啊!) 1525 01:10:43,933 --> 01:10:46,933 神童骠,你又在玩什么游戏? 1526 01:10:46,933 --> 01:10:48,683 我在叫救命呀? 1527 01:10:52,223 --> 01:10:54,393 (救命!我需要人救命!) 1528 01:10:54,393 --> 01:10:57,263 老婆,千万不要停! 1529 01:10:57,273 --> 01:11:00,773 (救命!救命!救命!) 1530 01:11:01,433 --> 01:11:02,683 这是什么歌, 1531 01:11:04,063 --> 01:11:05,683 这首是披头唱的“Help” 1532 01:11:05,683 --> 01:11:07,053 他们叫救命呀? 1533 01:11:07,063 --> 01:11:08,223 救命? 1534 01:11:09,643 --> 01:11:11,973 神童骠,什么事要救命? 1535 01:11:13,273 --> 01:11:14,643 别跑… 1536 01:11:15,103 --> 01:11:16,643 你胆子不小呀… 1537 01:11:27,393 --> 01:11:29,643 用光了!快跑! 1538 01:11:31,353 --> 01:11:32,773 喂 1539 01:11:33,223 --> 01:11:35,103 不行了!他们杀上来了! 1540 01:11:35,973 --> 01:11:37,263 什么人要害你? 1541 01:11:37,273 --> 01:11:38,643 谁要害你啊? 1542 01:11:46,973 --> 01:11:47,973 人呢? 1543 01:11:48,473 --> 01:11:52,683 救命呀?救命呀? 1544 01:11:58,563 --> 01:11:59,763 怎么办啊,顶住啊! 1545 01:11:59,773 --> 01:12:01,973 老爸,我好怕 别担心! 1546 01:12:03,853 --> 01:12:06,523 神童骠,你这是什么歌 1547 01:12:08,063 --> 01:12:09,933 兄弟,你怎么这么笨? 1548 01:12:10,183 --> 01:12:12,643 连这都不知是十面埋伏! 1549 01:12:12,643 --> 01:12:15,813 十面埋伏?他被埋伏了? 1550 01:12:16,103 --> 01:12:18,473 神童骠,谁埋伏你们? 1551 01:12:18,473 --> 01:12:21,023 完了,我想不出歌来了 1552 01:12:23,353 --> 01:12:25,643 周润发…周润发… 1553 01:12:26,643 --> 01:12:28,523 不要停… 1554 01:12:30,473 --> 01:12:32,143 “我在黑社会的日子”? 1555 01:12:32,143 --> 01:12:34,223 神童骠,你是不是被黑社会埋伏? 1556 01:12:34,223 --> 01:12:35,523 你的位置在那里? 1557 01:12:35,683 --> 01:12:36,973 你听到了没有?我们住那里啊? 1558 01:12:37,183 --> 01:12:38,933 呀!罗大佑! 1559 01:12:42,313 --> 01:12:44,553 老婆,别停啊! 1560 01:12:44,563 --> 01:12:47,303 皇后大道中又皇后大道东 1561 01:12:47,313 --> 01:12:49,393 大道东还是大道中呀? 1562 01:12:49,393 --> 01:12:51,063 皇后大道中? 1563 01:12:51,473 --> 01:12:54,223 呀!大道东,神童骠的家呀! 1564 01:12:56,643 --> 01:12:57,683 很危险,行不行呀? 1565 01:12:57,683 --> 01:12:59,563 不行也得试试嘛,总比等死好 1566 01:13:00,063 --> 01:13:01,603 你过去帮伯母吧 1567 01:13:02,183 --> 01:13:04,263 你们小心一点,报警之后赶快上来 1568 01:13:04,273 --> 01:13:05,353 知道了 1569 01:13:06,183 --> 01:13:07,973 我顶不住了 1570 01:13:15,813 --> 01:13:17,393 我看你还能往那儿跑? 1571 01:13:19,223 --> 01:13:20,183 老婆,没事吧 1572 01:13:20,183 --> 01:13:22,103 不行了!我腿软了 1573 01:13:30,523 --> 01:13:31,773 难道鬼上身, 1574 01:13:40,773 --> 01:13:42,773 你妈真是神勇呀? 1575 01:13:47,103 --> 01:13:48,603 到我背上… 1576 01:14:00,393 --> 01:14:04,523 老妈 老婆,起来 1577 01:14:09,223 --> 01:14:11,103 你们别压我老婆! 1578 01:14:12,973 --> 01:14:14,513 这里你作主吗? 1579 01:14:14,523 --> 01:14:15,683 搬的时候你不搬 1580 01:14:15,683 --> 01:14:17,053 现在害得我还要加班 1581 01:14:17,063 --> 01:14:20,023 走呀! 1582 01:14:21,223 --> 01:14:23,103 大哥,他们要去报警! 1583 01:14:28,393 --> 01:14:29,393 别动 1584 01:14:30,563 --> 01:14:33,223 看到了吧?我很残忍! 1585 01:14:33,523 --> 01:14:35,313 聪明的话就马上把合约给我签了 1586 01:14:35,853 --> 01:14:37,313 不然的话就一刀一个 1587 01:14:37,973 --> 01:14:39,513 你呢就一刀两个 1588 01:14:39,523 --> 01:14:41,393 我告诉你,你少吓我女儿! 1589 01:14:41,393 --> 01:14:42,643 律师,把合约拿过来 1590 01:14:44,563 --> 01:14:45,513 立刻签! 1591 01:14:45,523 --> 01:14:47,393 签吧签吧,我们签了 1592 01:14:48,223 --> 01:14:49,053 不要 1593 01:14:49,063 --> 01:14:50,683 老公 1594 01:14:54,353 --> 01:14:57,183 快点签! 1595 01:14:57,183 --> 01:14:59,023 上面的人听着 1596 01:14:59,313 --> 01:15:02,393 聪明的快点投降,不然我们冲上来了 1597 01:15:02,393 --> 01:15:03,393 是不是警察? 1598 01:15:03,563 --> 01:15:05,143 大哥,计程车司机! 1599 01:15:05,143 --> 01:15:06,553 什么人都救不了你,快签! 1600 01:15:06,563 --> 01:15:08,273 你们已经被包围了… 1601 01:15:09,273 --> 01:15:10,843 叫没有用,还是冲上去吧 1602 01:15:10,853 --> 01:15:11,893 冷静一点 1603 01:15:11,893 --> 01:15:13,593 你怎么知道他们有没有枪? 1604 01:15:13,603 --> 01:15:14,933 现在黑社会的装备 1605 01:15:14,933 --> 01:15:16,393 比飞虎队还要厉害! 1606 01:15:16,393 --> 01:15:18,343 我报了警!警察马上就到! 1607 01:15:18,353 --> 01:15:19,603 我继续叫! 1608 01:15:20,313 --> 01:15:23,683 你们听着,你们已经被包围了… 1609 01:15:23,683 --> 01:15:25,563 什么事?什么事? 1610 01:15:25,933 --> 01:15:28,223 我们是西方日报记者 请问发生什么事? 1611 01:15:28,563 --> 01:15:29,303 警察来了 1612 01:15:29,313 --> 01:15:30,353 发生什么事? 1613 01:15:31,103 --> 01:15:32,763 黑社会砍人啊? 1614 01:15:32,773 --> 01:15:33,803 不用说了 砍人? 1615 01:15:33,813 --> 01:15:36,053 一定是那个死肥婆又在作弄我 1616 01:15:36,063 --> 01:15:37,643 警察先生,你们上去看看嘛! 1617 01:15:37,643 --> 01:15:39,103 就是嘛!上去看看嘛! 1618 01:15:44,063 --> 01:15:45,893 还吵?一刀砍死你! 1619 01:15:46,223 --> 01:15:47,643 没有事的! 1620 01:15:48,393 --> 01:15:51,353 没有事的!那里有事呢? 1621 01:15:59,563 --> 01:16:00,563 上去呀! 1622 01:16:00,683 --> 01:16:02,273 呼叫总部,请求增援! 1623 01:16:08,393 --> 01:16:09,683 签好了! 1624 01:16:10,143 --> 01:16:11,603 别动!警察 1625 01:16:12,773 --> 01:16:13,843 全部站好! 1626 01:16:13,853 --> 01:16:15,393 靠墙站好! 1627 01:16:16,973 --> 01:16:17,973 别跑 1628 01:16:23,183 --> 01:16:25,343 我的胖子,这次你最可爱 1629 01:16:25,353 --> 01:16:26,523 你有没有事? 1630 01:16:27,933 --> 01:16:29,513 我这里好痛! 1631 01:16:29,523 --> 01:16:30,723 你被人打伤了! 1632 01:16:30,723 --> 01:16:32,013 你有没有事? 1633 01:16:32,023 --> 01:16:33,473 我肚子痛! 1634 01:16:33,473 --> 01:16:34,053 你肚子痛? 1635 01:16:34,063 --> 01:16:34,843 那怎么办? 1636 01:16:34,853 --> 01:16:35,853 怎么办? 1637 01:16:38,313 --> 01:16:39,723 让开点… 1638 01:16:44,523 --> 01:16:46,223 拍什么嘛?有什么好拍! 1639 01:16:47,393 --> 01:16:49,723 老公,你在那里,我好怕! 1640 01:16:49,723 --> 01:16:50,513 老婆! 1641 01:16:50,523 --> 01:16:51,723 我好怕,你有没有事? 1642 01:16:51,723 --> 01:16:54,523 不要怕,我在这里,我没事! 1643 01:16:54,723 --> 01:16:55,803 你没事我就放心了 1644 01:16:55,813 --> 01:16:58,563 老公,你不要离开我,老公! 1645 01:16:59,563 --> 01:17:01,933 我们是部署了很久才采取这次行动的 1646 01:17:01,933 --> 01:17:03,473 不错,这一次的行动 1647 01:17:03,473 --> 01:17:04,723 我们已部署了三年 1648 01:17:04,723 --> 01:17:06,053 是呀… 1649 01:17:06,063 --> 01:17:07,183 胡说什么? 1650 01:17:07,563 --> 01:17:08,563 再见! 1651 01:17:09,063 --> 01:17:10,933 他们说部署了三年是不是真的? 1652 01:17:11,273 --> 01:17:12,353 他们出来了 1653 01:17:13,603 --> 01:17:15,643 请你告诉我们上面发生了什么事? 1654 01:17:15,643 --> 01:17:17,893 是啊!上面发生了什么事? 1655 01:17:17,893 --> 01:17:18,893 请你说两句 1656 01:17:18,973 --> 01:17:22,433 我们被没良心的地产商串谋黑社会迫害 1657 01:17:22,433 --> 01:17:23,263 这个大家都知道 1658 01:17:23,273 --> 01:17:24,473 能不能说些新鲜的? 1659 01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:25,803 对啊…新鲜? 1660 01:17:25,813 --> 01:17:27,433 说点好玩的事情给我们听呀? 1661 01:17:27,433 --> 01:17:28,093 好玩的? 1662 01:17:28,103 --> 01:17:29,433 有什么趣闻,说一点来听! 1663 01:17:29,433 --> 01:17:30,343 什么趣闻啊? 1664 01:17:30,353 --> 01:17:31,643 告诉我们一些花絮嘛 1665 01:17:31,643 --> 01:17:33,393 还要花絮吧? 1666 01:17:33,973 --> 01:17:34,843 有没有? 1667 01:17:34,853 --> 01:17:35,853 有! 1668 01:17:36,023 --> 01:17:37,183 是什么呀? 1669 01:17:37,643 --> 01:17:41,513 首先我要谢谢诸葛亮,郑进一 1670 01:17:41,523 --> 01:17:42,933 为什么啊? 1671 01:17:42,933 --> 01:17:45,183 因为他们教会了我做人的道理 1672 01:17:45,183 --> 01:17:46,813 什么道理? 1673 01:17:47,313 --> 01:17:50,143 我们一家人在天台差一点给人砍死 1674 01:17:50,143 --> 01:17:51,263 你们都不问! 1675 01:17:51,273 --> 01:17:53,723 问花絮,问趣闻 1676 01:17:53,723 --> 01:17:55,103 这又有什么道理啊? 1677 01:17:55,643 --> 01:17:58,433 那些没良心的地产商,把房子炒高了 1678 01:17:58,433 --> 01:18:00,723 弄得有人没房子住,有房子没人住 1679 01:18:00,723 --> 01:18:02,023 又算什么道理啊? 1680 01:18:06,023 --> 01:18:07,603 老公 1681 01:18:08,063 --> 01:18:11,803 老公…怎么这么多人啊? 1682 01:18:11,813 --> 01:18:12,973 老爸! 1683 01:18:12,973 --> 01:18:13,973 实在太好了? 1684 01:18:13,973 --> 01:18:15,813 只要我们一家平安就好了! 1685 01:18:16,183 --> 01:18:17,353 好… 1686 01:18:17,643 --> 01:18:19,433 好戏在后头! 1687 01:18:25,893 --> 01:18:29,433 骠叔,五百万已经是个很好的价钱 1688 01:18:33,433 --> 01:18:35,063 你们两位又怎么样? 1689 01:18:35,143 --> 01:18:36,523 我们依他们的 1690 01:18:44,273 --> 01:18:46,563 骠叔,你开个价钱好了 1691 01:18:46,643 --> 01:18:50,513 我做男人,是不理家里的小事情的 1692 01:18:50,523 --> 01:18:52,093 卖房子这种小事情 1693 01:18:52,103 --> 01:18:53,433 我老婆做主 1694 01:18:53,433 --> 01:18:55,273 骠婶,那你开个价 1695 01:18:59,103 --> 01:19:00,593 肥婆,你别那么踉! 1696 01:19:00,603 --> 01:19:01,813 你这个混蛋! 1697 01:19:01,853 --> 01:19:03,933 你不要忘记你刚刚才保释出来 1698 01:19:03,933 --> 01:19:05,473 跟我说话那么大声! 1699 01:19:05,523 --> 01:19:07,603 你当心我再告你恐吓我! 1700 01:19:10,103 --> 01:19:13,103 好吧,看你这么有诚意 1701 01:19:13,723 --> 01:19:14,723 这样吧 1702 01:19:15,103 --> 01:19:16,103 一亿! 1703 01:19:16,313 --> 01:19:17,313 一亿? 1704 01:19:17,353 --> 01:19:18,723 什么?你再说一遍你? 1705 01:19:18,723 --> 01:19:19,643 再说一遍? 1706 01:19:19,643 --> 01:19:20,343 两亿! 1707 01:19:20,353 --> 01:19:21,603 你再说我再加 1708 01:19:22,723 --> 01:19:24,023 你给我闭上嘴! 1709 01:19:24,353 --> 01:19:27,143 骠婶,别玩我了! 1710 01:19:27,143 --> 01:19:28,393 谁有空跟你玩? 1711 01:19:28,393 --> 01:19:29,393 三亿! 1712 01:19:29,393 --> 01:19:30,603 骠婶,电话 1713 01:19:32,313 --> 01:19:33,093 喂? 1714 01:19:33,103 --> 01:19:35,273 岳母,诗诗就要生了 1715 01:19:35,473 --> 01:19:37,723 医生说他早产啊,骠叔,七百万 1716 01:19:38,523 --> 01:19:40,433 开什么玩笑? 1717 01:19:40,523 --> 01:19:43,103 医生说要马上动手术 1718 01:19:44,813 --> 01:19:46,223 等一等… 1719 01:19:46,223 --> 01:19:48,013 我给你们一千万! 1720 01:19:48,023 --> 01:19:50,143 还有呀?手术费要五千块! 1721 01:19:50,143 --> 01:19:51,273 五千 1722 01:19:51,813 --> 01:19:52,893 五千? 1723 01:19:53,143 --> 01:19:56,143 骠叔骠婶,你们不要再耍我 1724 01:19:56,143 --> 01:19:58,303 五千万实在是太多了,我怎么可以 1725 01:19:58,313 --> 01:19:59,343 谁耍你呀! 1726 01:19:59,353 --> 01:20:00,473 我们赶着去医院! 1727 01:20:00,473 --> 01:20:01,523 计程车 1728 01:20:02,853 --> 01:20:05,023 骠叔,三千万! 1729 01:20:05,223 --> 01:20:06,593 你说什么三千万呀? 1730 01:20:06,603 --> 01:20:07,843 我不管小事的 1731 01:20:07,853 --> 01:20:09,433 有什么事你跟她说! 1732 01:20:09,933 --> 01:20:11,433 骠婶,帮个忙 1733 01:20:11,433 --> 01:20:12,893 三千万,请收下 1734 01:20:12,893 --> 01:20:13,973 这不关我的事! 1735 01:20:13,973 --> 01:20:15,223 是我孙子开的价钱 1736 01:20:15,223 --> 01:20:16,813 你不相信,跟我一起去问问他去 1737 01:20:18,433 --> 01:20:20,773 好了!五千万就五千万! 1738 01:20:21,273 --> 01:20:23,053 你写什么?我们不收支票 1739 01:20:23,063 --> 01:20:24,523 我们要现金 1740 01:20:25,023 --> 01:20:27,593 五千万那么多拿上街,很危险啊 1741 01:20:27,603 --> 01:20:29,513 对呀!拿着你的支票更危险 1742 01:20:29,523 --> 01:20:31,143 我怎么知道你有没有钱啊! 1743 01:20:32,273 --> 01:20:34,393 这种事是不是要交给律师的… 1744 01:20:34,393 --> 01:20:35,393 对呀! 1745 01:20:35,393 --> 01:20:37,683 我们当然知要交给律师啦 对呀? 1746 01:20:37,683 --> 01:20:40,763 可是我们受了那么多苦,我们不开心 1747 01:20:40,773 --> 01:20:42,973 我们要Cash(现金)!开心点! 1748 01:20:42,973 --> 01:20:44,763 我们每一次都要收cash(现金)的 1749 01:20:44,773 --> 01:20:46,553 你要是有诚意就送到医院来好了 1750 01:20:46,563 --> 01:20:47,853 计程车! 1751 01:20:52,563 --> 01:20:53,563 老板! 1752 01:20:53,683 --> 01:20:55,523 老板,电话 1753 01:20:57,313 --> 01:20:58,393 喂? 1754 01:20:59,433 --> 01:21:01,103 什么?!要生啦? 1755 01:21:02,773 --> 01:21:04,263 宝宝… 1756 01:21:04,273 --> 01:21:05,853 叫爸爸呀! 1757 01:21:06,023 --> 01:21:07,893 才生下来怎么会叫? 1758 01:21:09,023 --> 01:21:11,023 老婆,谢谢你 1759 01:21:18,523 --> 01:21:20,313 五千万泡汤了! 1760 01:21:20,933 --> 01:21:23,023 医生,我老婆生了没有? 1761 01:21:23,143 --> 01:21:23,973 老妈 1762 01:21:23,973 --> 01:21:25,513 我的女儿啊,我们房子卖掉了 1763 01:21:25,523 --> 01:21:27,063 价钱卖得很好 1764 01:21:27,603 --> 01:21:28,813 我的外孙! 1765 01:21:29,643 --> 01:21:31,933 岳父,有小鸡鸡的! 1766 01:21:31,933 --> 01:21:33,523 我知道有个小鸡鸡 1767 01:21:34,023 --> 01:21:35,843 可是你生三个都没有 1768 01:21:35,853 --> 01:21:37,433 我第一胎就有了! 1769 01:21:37,603 --> 01:21:39,143 生个儿子像你就完蛋了 1770 01:21:39,143 --> 01:21:40,473 我三个女儿多好 1771 01:21:40,973 --> 01:21:42,563 好好玩,弄一个吧! 1772 01:21:43,313 --> 01:21:48,143 孙子的福气真好, 一生下来我们就发大财了 1773 01:21:50,223 --> 01:21:51,643 老妈,不知道为什么 1774 01:21:51,643 --> 01:21:53,683 孩子生下来就不停的哭! 1775 01:21:53,683 --> 01:21:55,473 不要怕,我给他看点东西 1776 01:21:55,473 --> 01:21:56,843 他一定会笑的 1777 01:21:56,853 --> 01:21:57,853 来人呀! 1778 01:22:00,773 --> 01:22:02,523 五千万Cash! 1779 01:22:02,773 --> 01:22:04,973 笑了,笑了 1780 01:22:05,273 --> 01:22:06,893 给你买奶粉! 1781 01:22:06,893 --> 01:22:08,513 老板,恭喜你了, 你生个儿子 1782 01:22:08,523 --> 01:22:10,723 儿子?是! 不过没屁眼 1783 01:22:11,643 --> 01:22:13,393 生儿子没屁眼? 1784 01:22:13,393 --> 01:22:14,553 省了不少尿布钱嘛 1785 01:22:14,563 --> 01:22:15,473 既不会是屁精! 1786 01:22:15,473 --> 01:22:16,843 也不会是马屁精啊 老板 1787 01:22:16,853 --> 01:22:19,773 呀…我儿子没屁眼 117027

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