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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:30,163 Congratulations, Jake! 2 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,334 You are our winner! 3 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:38,272 You said if I win, I could go home. 4 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:41,709 It's time... for the final round! 5 00:00:42,844 --> 00:00:44,746 Pick a box. Pull the string. 6 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:46,079 Win a prize. 7 00:00:46,648 --> 00:00:48,348 And then I get to go? 8 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:49,684 If you pull the right string. 9 00:00:50,552 --> 00:00:51,853 What if I pull the wrong string? 10 00:00:51,986 --> 00:00:53,888 Well, everyone's a winner. 11 00:00:54,789 --> 00:00:56,791 Pull a string! 12 00:00:56,925 --> 00:00:57,992 I'll do anything, please, please. 13 00:00:58,125 --> 00:00:58,993 Pull it! 14 00:01:09,971 --> 00:01:10,705 Pull it. 15 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:15,810 Looks like you won a shotgun. 16 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:18,478 Courtesy of our friends down at the shotgun factory. 17 00:01:18,613 --> 00:01:20,949 Not just any old gun, a Shotgun-brand shotgun. 18 00:01:21,616 --> 00:01:23,383 Please, you said I can live. 19 00:01:24,018 --> 00:01:25,252 You promised. 20 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:28,388 Well, people say a lot of things. 21 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:30,090 Thanks for playing, Jake, 22 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:31,859 and we'll see you next time. 23 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:39,867 No, no. 24 00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:42,704 Please, please. 25 00:01:45,707 --> 00:01:47,742 Please, please, help me! 26 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:48,910 Please, help me! 27 00:01:56,751 --> 00:01:58,886 โ™ช Are you ready Are you ready for it? โ™ช 28 00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:00,555 โ™ช If you wonder What I'm saying โ™ช 29 00:02:00,688 --> 00:02:02,056 โ™ช Don't you keep me waiting โ™ช 30 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:05,059 โ™ช Like la, la, la โ™ช 31 00:02:05,192 --> 00:02:07,695 โ™ช Woo-hoo! If you wanna... โ™ช 32 00:02:18,072 --> 00:02:21,274 Wow! This place is legit amazing! 33 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:23,578 Yup, whoever said money can't buy happiness 34 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:25,813 clearly couldn't afford a 4,000-square-foot summer house. 35 00:02:25,947 --> 00:02:27,782 Your rich uncle killed himself. 36 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:30,551 Yeah, but he wasn't like rich-rich, 37 00:02:30,685 --> 00:02:32,285 his wife tanked his investments, 38 00:02:32,419 --> 00:02:33,855 that's why he went... 39 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:39,127 -What? -The trust fund baby and I will get the bags, 40 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:40,160 we'll meet you inside. 41 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:41,495 Matthew. 42 00:02:41,696 --> 00:02:43,064 Always the gentleman. 43 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:45,600 Wait, no! Equal rights. 44 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,167 Or am I forgetting something? 45 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,837 Yup, you seem to get it pretty clear. 46 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:52,974 Carry my shit. 47 00:02:53,107 --> 00:02:54,042 I'm not one of your ugly-ass rescue dogs. 48 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:56,978 You wish you were! 49 00:02:57,111 --> 00:02:58,846 She treats those pit bulls like royalty. 50 00:02:58,980 --> 00:03:00,313 Maybe you could give me a belly rub. 51 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:03,283 Ew. 52 00:03:03,918 --> 00:03:05,520 You're disgusting. 53 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:07,622 Hey, man. 54 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:09,791 You do know that nice guys finish last, right? 55 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:11,592 And where do the dropouts finish? 56 00:03:11,726 --> 00:03:13,695 Oh, that's right. 57 00:03:14,062 --> 00:03:15,997 They end up working for daddy. 58 00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:17,965 Hey! 59 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,835 Hey! I got my diploma! 60 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:22,837 - Oh, yeah? - No, Matthew! 61 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:25,506 - I-- I actually really fucking hate-- - Yeah. 62 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,108 Why do you keep bringing up... 63 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,846 โ™ช If you wonder What I'm saying โ™ช 64 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,648 โ™ช Don't you keep me waiting โ™ช 65 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:36,718 โ™ช Like la, la, la โ™ช 66 00:03:36,851 --> 00:03:39,020 โ™ช Da, da, du, du, du โ™ช 67 00:03:39,153 --> 00:03:41,388 โ™ช Hey, here we go again โ™ช 68 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,457 โ™ช Falling from the sky We got money in our hands, ha โ™ช 69 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,693 โ™ช Hey, do that dirty dance โ™ช 70 00:03:45,827 --> 00:03:47,427 โ™ช We just live that life You ain't seen nothing yet โ™ช 71 00:03:47,562 --> 00:03:49,163 Oh my God, make it stop. 72 00:03:49,931 --> 00:03:51,165 โ™ช Ain't seen nothing yet โ™ช 73 00:03:52,133 --> 00:03:56,037 โ™ช Happy birthday to Anita โ™ช 74 00:03:56,938 --> 00:04:01,008 โ™ช Happy birthday to you โ™ช 75 00:04:01,142 --> 00:04:02,810 โ™ช Ain't seen nothing yet โ™ช 76 00:04:02,944 --> 00:04:04,746 โ™ช Ain't seen nothing yet โ™ช 77 00:04:04,879 --> 00:04:06,748 โ™ช Hey, ain't seen nothing yet โ™ช 78 00:04:06,881 --> 00:04:08,549 โ™ช Ey, ey Ain't seen nothing yet โ™ช 79 00:04:09,050 --> 00:04:11,119 โ™ช Hey, ain't seen nothing yet โ™ช 80 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:13,054 โ™ช Ey, ey Ain't seen nothing yet โ™ช 81 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,197 It would be a great birthday present. 82 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:25,600 Please, give it-- Give it to me. 83 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:26,968 Anita. 84 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:29,804 Truth or dare? 85 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:30,938 No, I don't trust you. 86 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:33,741 -If you're scared, just say truth. -Dare. 87 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:35,243 I dare you to hook up with Anita. 88 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,544 No. 89 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,613 What? It's hot. 90 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:41,281 I'm not objectifying this all for you. 91 00:04:41,516 --> 00:04:42,717 Come on. 92 00:04:43,084 --> 00:04:44,317 Just be a good girl. 93 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:45,853 Don't I get a say in this? 94 00:04:45,987 --> 00:04:46,954 It's my dad's fucking summer house. 95 00:04:47,088 --> 00:04:49,557 For real? 96 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,726 It's nothing we didn't do in parties at college. 97 00:04:53,194 --> 00:04:54,562 Are you sure? 98 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:56,731 I've done worse. 99 00:05:10,111 --> 00:05:11,478 Okay. 100 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:14,549 My turn. 101 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:18,318 Or what? If I don't kiss you too, you'll kick me out? 102 00:05:19,954 --> 00:05:22,957 What the fuck? I was bluffing, I didn't force you to do anything, did I? 103 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:27,829 You know, one day you're gonna say that shit 104 00:05:27,962 --> 00:05:29,931 to the wrong person and you're gonna get cancelled. 105 00:05:30,064 --> 00:05:32,667 Fucking uncancellable, baby. 106 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:36,270 What was that? 107 00:05:37,238 --> 00:05:38,606 I don't know, probably a bear. 108 00:05:39,073 --> 00:05:40,908 -A huge one. -It was nothing. 109 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:45,112 -No worries. -You know, men kill more women than bears do. 110 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:52,320 You know... 111 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:56,057 he's probably waiting... 112 00:05:58,458 --> 00:05:59,894 the perfect moment... 113 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,530 -to attack! -Ah! 114 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:03,698 Fuck! 115 00:06:05,299 --> 00:06:06,534 James... 116 00:06:07,902 --> 00:06:09,469 Maybe we should call the cops. 117 00:06:09,604 --> 00:06:12,707 And say what? "There's a noise outside"? 118 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,508 Stop being a dick to me! 119 00:06:14,909 --> 00:06:16,777 I'm the one that's gonna go check it out, so if you think about it, 120 00:06:16,911 --> 00:06:18,880 I'm the fucking hero! 121 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,681 See you. 122 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:38,799 Do not fucking do that! There are timers, 123 00:06:38,933 --> 00:06:40,467 and if you mess it up, I'll fucking kill you! 124 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:41,802 Put it back on. 125 00:06:52,313 --> 00:06:53,047 Fuck! 126 00:06:55,216 --> 00:06:57,151 -Do not do that. -Aw... 127 00:06:57,285 --> 00:06:59,086 Did you get scared? 128 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:01,322 -I could've killed you. -Okay. Mm. 129 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:06,961 What is it? 130 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:09,130 James. 131 00:07:09,964 --> 00:07:11,232 I don't know. 132 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,081 What? 133 00:07:28,983 --> 00:07:31,652 - More drinking games? - This was just out there. 134 00:07:33,154 --> 00:07:34,722 And you brought it inside? 135 00:07:35,156 --> 00:07:37,558 -Absolutely. -No, why? 136 00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:39,593 That's super creepy. 137 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:41,362 Just sitting out there. 138 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:42,964 What are you even gonna do with it? 139 00:07:43,097 --> 00:07:45,266 I don't know, Anita, film shit? 140 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,768 Maybe your parents are swingers. 141 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:49,337 Yeah, that could be hot. 142 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:51,072 You want to watch the tape with me? 143 00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:52,406 Does anything gross you out? 144 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:53,808 I mean, I can probably set it up. 145 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:55,509 No, I don't think we should play it. 146 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:58,379 I mean, yeah, I don't have to. 147 00:07:58,512 --> 00:07:59,880 God, I didn't realize we couldn't have any fun. 148 00:08:00,014 --> 00:08:01,615 You're such a dud, Anita. 149 00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:03,351 Why don't you just go home and hide with your mommy? 150 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,086 I have a really bad feeling, 151 00:08:05,219 --> 00:08:06,721 and I would rather not do this. 152 00:08:07,455 --> 00:08:08,422 OK. 153 00:08:09,724 --> 00:08:11,092 I was just joking. 154 00:08:11,392 --> 00:08:12,994 You want to have fun? 155 00:08:13,127 --> 00:08:14,929 Yeah, well, not all of us have summer houses 156 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,664 and parents we can joke about. 157 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,299 You 158 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:20,234 are being a bitch. 159 00:08:20,368 --> 00:08:22,103 So why don't we all just calm down, 160 00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:23,838 sit on the couch and hope that this tape 161 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,706 is of my parents having sex. 162 00:08:28,242 --> 00:08:29,076 Smile. 163 00:08:30,044 --> 00:08:31,312 You think because you have all this nice stuff 164 00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:32,913 you can control us? 165 00:08:34,315 --> 00:08:36,250 None of us actually like you, 166 00:08:36,384 --> 00:08:37,118 James. 167 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:41,155 We only want to hang out with you because your parents are rich. 168 00:08:42,757 --> 00:08:44,191 What did you say? 169 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:47,495 I said we only hang out with you because your parents are rich. 170 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,230 None of us like you. 171 00:08:50,498 --> 00:08:53,701 So it makes you happy to have some creepy thing too? 172 00:08:54,168 --> 00:08:55,504 It is all yours. 173 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:57,772 Asshole. 174 00:09:08,182 --> 00:09:08,949 Leave. 175 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:11,452 I would like you to leave. 176 00:09:13,788 --> 00:09:14,523 Now. 177 00:09:16,257 --> 00:09:17,224 Now. 178 00:09:17,358 --> 00:09:18,893 I'm not, I'm not joking. 179 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,828 I want you to fucking leave my fucking house! 180 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,130 Leave my fucking house! 181 00:09:23,264 --> 00:09:24,799 - These are my friends! - Chill. 182 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,168 - My fucking friends! - Chill, man. 183 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:29,403 -We've been drinking-- -You're mom's gonna die pretty soon! 184 00:09:29,538 --> 00:09:31,705 Don't you think she'll be bummed out if that shit fucking happened? 185 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:32,740 That's the best show. 186 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:33,841 Fuck you. 187 00:09:35,209 --> 00:09:37,078 Well, fuck you. 188 00:09:37,211 --> 00:09:38,746 Fuck you! 189 00:09:41,816 --> 00:09:43,384 That was like super fucked up, man. 190 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:48,923 I was just trying to have a bit of fun. 191 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:50,658 Dude. 192 00:09:52,226 --> 00:09:54,295 You're seriously on her side? 193 00:09:54,563 --> 00:09:55,996 Matthew? 194 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,134 Boo. 195 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,221 You know that James was right. 196 00:10:21,322 --> 00:10:22,823 My mum probably is gonna die. 197 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:28,829 You have no idea how hard I worked her for her surgery. 198 00:10:30,532 --> 00:10:32,066 She's just still... 199 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,168 not getting better. 200 00:10:37,338 --> 00:10:39,574 So I'm sorry if I can't... 201 00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:44,111 come out here and party and act like everything's OK cause it's not fucking OK, 202 00:10:44,245 --> 00:10:44,945 Matthew. 203 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,816 I'm glad you're here tonight. 204 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,589 You're a good person. 205 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:58,159 You're not selfish. 206 00:11:00,895 --> 00:11:02,163 Hey. 207 00:11:02,296 --> 00:11:02,963 I-- 208 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,000 You're like the best person I know. 209 00:11:09,203 --> 00:11:10,671 Should have just stayed home. 210 00:11:27,221 --> 00:11:28,322 Hello? 211 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:33,761 Hello? 212 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,944 I have a fucking knife. 213 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,445 Fuck! 214 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:52,146 Fuck! 215 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,015 Fuck! 216 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,351 This is getting way too easy. 217 00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,386 I am sick of this fucking jumpscare bullshit. 218 00:11:59,521 --> 00:12:00,522 Hey. 219 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,289 You deserve a lot worse 220 00:12:02,423 --> 00:12:04,825 after what you said to Anita. 221 00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:06,695 -What about her? -You really upset her. 222 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,230 This is why you're in here, to just piss me off? 223 00:12:09,363 --> 00:12:11,198 No, actually, to wash my face. 224 00:12:11,332 --> 00:12:12,733 You have your own bathroom. 225 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:17,171 I also wanted to finish our conversation. 226 00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:19,240 So you're here to apologize? 227 00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:20,741 Mhm. 228 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:23,210 I've been a bad girl. 229 00:12:25,513 --> 00:12:27,047 So what do you want to do about it? 230 00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,315 Hm? 231 00:12:30,685 --> 00:12:31,852 Um. 232 00:12:35,724 --> 00:12:36,924 Mhm. 233 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,030 -Nice. -I know. 234 00:12:50,572 --> 00:12:51,539 Melissa! 235 00:12:52,306 --> 00:12:54,174 Do not leave me here with blue balls. 236 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:56,343 Melissa. 237 00:13:47,061 --> 00:13:48,395 Hello? 238 00:13:49,798 --> 00:13:51,031 Hello? 239 00:14:11,753 --> 00:14:12,787 Hey, wake up. 240 00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:17,191 Anita. 241 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,393 Anita. 242 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:22,963 Melissa? 243 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,766 I-- I need a one way car. 244 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,068 Melissa? 245 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,471 Melissa. 246 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:34,975 James! 247 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:38,212 James, the girls won't wake up! 248 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,647 James! 249 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,051 James! 250 00:14:47,622 --> 00:14:49,557 Who the fuck are you? 251 00:14:49,858 --> 00:14:50,859 James! 252 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,092 James! 253 00:14:52,527 --> 00:14:54,395 There's someone in the house! 254 00:16:16,945 --> 00:16:17,645 Guys? 255 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:20,682 Guys? 256 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,317 Guys! 257 00:16:23,585 --> 00:16:24,886 Matthew. 258 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,321 Not you. 259 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,430 -What the fuck? -Oh my God. 260 00:16:39,534 --> 00:16:40,969 -Oh, fuck. -Guys. 261 00:17:21,943 --> 00:17:22,644 OK. 262 00:17:23,578 --> 00:17:26,113 She sells seashells by the seashore. 263 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,186 Matthew? 264 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,393 What the fuck? 265 00:17:39,694 --> 00:17:41,128 What the fuck's going on? 266 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,368 It's not gonna fucking work. 267 00:17:48,503 --> 00:17:50,404 Ah! Fuck! 268 00:17:50,538 --> 00:17:51,940 Fuck! Fuck! 269 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,841 Oh, what time is it? 270 00:17:54,609 --> 00:17:56,143 You did. 271 00:17:56,544 --> 00:17:57,311 Mhm. 272 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,247 Hm. 273 00:18:02,717 --> 00:18:03,885 Hey guys. 274 00:18:04,552 --> 00:18:05,787 Excuse me? 275 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,289 Excuse me, I, I think there must be some kind of mix up. 276 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,358 Sir? 277 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,860 Sir! 278 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,065 You guys ready? 279 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,398 For what? 280 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,070 Alright, then five, four, three. 281 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,171 Two, one. 282 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,840 I'm your host. 283 00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:30,410 Welcome back! 284 00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:35,883 I have sure missed you. 285 00:18:36,017 --> 00:18:37,752 I hope you've missed me too. 286 00:18:37,885 --> 00:18:40,855 Uh, today we are back with new contestants. 287 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,523 Let's meet them, shall we? 288 00:18:42,657 --> 00:18:45,760 Well, first up, we've got nerdy man Matt. 289 00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:48,128 Oh, we've got Melissa the dog lover, 290 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:51,766 and then we've got James, in the giant bank account. 291 00:18:51,899 --> 00:18:54,201 And last but not least, we've got Anita. 292 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,738 Muy bonita. 293 00:18:56,871 --> 00:18:58,906 Let's give them a big round of applause, shall we? 294 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,241 How does he know us? 295 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,243 Now. 296 00:19:04,679 --> 00:19:07,280 I know this is exciting because here you are 297 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,482 on the show. 298 00:19:08,616 --> 00:19:09,584 What a dream. 299 00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:14,789 Let me out of the fucking chains. 300 00:19:14,922 --> 00:19:17,091 Now this first round is gonna be nice and easy. 301 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,259 We're just gonna play a warm-up round, OK? 302 00:19:19,393 --> 00:19:21,062 Simple. 303 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,664 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 304 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,600 And then you let us go, right? 305 00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:27,135 Hey, 306 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,736 there's always a winner. 307 00:19:29,804 --> 00:19:31,072 All right, you guys ready? 308 00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:33,473 All right, here, here we go. 309 00:19:36,144 --> 00:19:37,411 Yes! 310 00:19:38,813 --> 00:19:40,148 It's so embarrassing. 311 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,381 I'm sorry. 312 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:43,350 God, 313 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,153 uh, you know what, folks, uh, 314 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,055 we're gonna be right back after a short, 315 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,856 uh, commercial break. 316 00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:50,323 Uh, 317 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,959 not to worry. 318 00:19:52,093 --> 00:19:53,260 Be back in a jiffy. 319 00:19:55,797 --> 00:19:57,598 Sorry, I'll be right back. 320 00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,134 God, I'm so forgetful. 321 00:20:01,836 --> 00:20:03,370 Why is he calling us contestants? 322 00:20:06,007 --> 00:20:07,642 Who the fuck was he talking to? 323 00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:10,511 Stupid, stupid, stupid. 324 00:20:14,682 --> 00:20:16,349 He just got me with a needle in the neck. 325 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,019 Think this could be a prank? 326 00:20:18,152 --> 00:20:18,986 For real, think about it. 327 00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,724 This is like a set up 328 00:20:22,857 --> 00:20:25,059 for some sort of like elaborate prank, like a game show. 329 00:20:25,193 --> 00:20:27,028 -There's cameras, so it's fucking-- -What kind of prank show 330 00:20:27,161 --> 00:20:28,696 kidnaps the participants with poisoned needles? 331 00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:31,331 I don't know, something on TV. 332 00:20:34,936 --> 00:20:36,204 One of you's in on it, right? 333 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,071 Who? 334 00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:41,408 Matty, is it you? 335 00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:43,310 -This is you. This is so fucking epic. -It's not me, man. 336 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,546 - It is you. -I just said it's not fucking me! 337 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,582 All right, calm down. 338 00:20:47,715 --> 00:20:49,449 OK, we've got to keep our cool, 339 00:20:49,617 --> 00:20:51,986 think straight, and we can't start pointing fingers. 340 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,454 Is it you, Melissa, you fucking bitch? 341 00:20:54,589 --> 00:20:56,657 - This is fucking good. - -Shut the fuck up for a second. 342 00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:59,093 You know you're the only one out of all of us who can afford this. 343 00:21:01,696 --> 00:21:04,732 OK, papers, scissors, shoot, 344 00:21:04,866 --> 00:21:07,668 rock, paper, scissor, shoot. 345 00:21:09,537 --> 00:21:10,805 OK. 346 00:21:17,578 --> 00:21:18,212 And... 347 00:21:25,186 --> 00:21:26,554 Sorry about that, folks, 348 00:21:26,687 --> 00:21:27,889 had a slight technical difficulty, 349 00:21:28,022 --> 00:21:30,591 but now it is time 350 00:21:30,725 --> 00:21:31,592 for the first round. 351 00:21:31,726 --> 00:21:32,894 Come on, come on. 352 00:21:33,027 --> 00:21:33,861 Everybody hands in. 353 00:21:33,995 --> 00:21:35,797 It is time for rock, 354 00:21:35,930 --> 00:21:37,698 paper, scissors, shoot. 355 00:21:39,734 --> 00:21:41,468 You know the rules, but here, 356 00:21:41,602 --> 00:21:42,904 we all go at the same time. 357 00:21:44,005 --> 00:21:45,706 No, it's more fun that way. It really is. 358 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,908 OK. 359 00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:48,042 All right, here we go. 360 00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:50,044 Uh, when I say ready and... 361 00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:51,612 Ready. 362 00:21:51,746 --> 00:21:53,614 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 363 00:21:53,748 --> 00:21:55,315 OK, good, good. 364 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,753 Your paper and your rock and well, you both are, 365 00:21:58,886 --> 00:22:00,922 um, well, you're both scissors, so, um, 366 00:22:01,055 --> 00:22:02,290 you know what, ladies first. 367 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:03,456 You know I want to play. 368 00:22:03,591 --> 00:22:04,625 Gotta be kind. 369 00:22:04,759 --> 00:22:05,293 Got to be polite. 370 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,493 That's, 371 00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:08,229 you know, that's how we do it. 372 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:09,263 OK, so now. 373 00:22:09,764 --> 00:22:12,166 Anita, if you can beat me 374 00:22:12,967 --> 00:22:14,101 at rock, paper, scissors, shoot, 375 00:22:14,235 --> 00:22:15,770 then you get to pick your prize. 376 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,738 Ready and... 377 00:22:18,072 --> 00:22:20,842 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! 378 00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,644 OK, uh. 379 00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:26,346 I picked shoot. 380 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,149 So that means you win 381 00:22:28,282 --> 00:22:29,617 because I cheated and when you cheat, 382 00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:31,085 you lose, 383 00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:33,254 so you get to pick your price, 384 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,156 scissors or shoot. 385 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:37,457 Scissors or shoot? 386 00:22:37,592 --> 00:22:38,759 Scissors or shoot? 387 00:22:38,893 --> 00:22:40,828 -Shoot. -Good. 388 00:22:40,962 --> 00:22:42,163 I like shoot, shoot's good, that's good. 389 00:22:42,296 --> 00:22:44,065 That's, you know, I would've picked shoot. 390 00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:46,100 OK, good. 391 00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:49,036 Uh, shoot. So now everybody hands back in, 392 00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:51,105 back in, always in, always in, or else. 393 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:52,773 OK, good, good, good, good. 394 00:22:52,907 --> 00:22:53,808 Paper. 395 00:22:54,675 --> 00:22:55,776 Now you just need to come in a little bit more, 396 00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:57,178 a little bit more. 397 00:22:57,612 --> 00:23:00,047 Your paper, right, so you are first. 398 00:23:00,181 --> 00:23:01,249 Hold on. 399 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:03,184 This is fun. 400 00:23:03,317 --> 00:23:04,819 OK, now, go like this. 401 00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:07,154 -Just a little. -Are you serious? 402 00:23:07,288 --> 00:23:08,556 Yeah, just a little piece of paper. 403 00:23:08,689 --> 00:23:10,324 -Nice and wide. -I don't want to. 404 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:11,225 Just a little piece of paper like this, ah. 405 00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:12,226 Ah. 406 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,594 Ah! Ah, little thing. 407 00:23:13,728 --> 00:23:15,997 Fuck! 408 00:23:16,130 --> 00:23:17,164 What the fuck? 409 00:23:17,298 --> 00:23:18,566 You're, you're a rock. 410 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,335 Dude, what the fuck was that? 411 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,804 Matthew! Matthew! 412 00:23:23,938 --> 00:23:26,007 - No, dude, come on. - Scissors, scissors. 413 00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:27,541 OK, that feels like real metal. 414 00:23:27,675 --> 00:23:28,542 It is. 415 00:23:38,185 --> 00:23:40,621 Hey, hey! Don't move, don't move. 416 00:23:40,755 --> 00:23:43,190 -Don't move, come right over. -No, no! 417 00:23:43,324 --> 00:23:44,191 -Stop! -No, no! 418 00:23:44,325 --> 00:23:45,393 Everyone's a winner! 419 00:23:45,526 --> 00:23:47,528 Everyone's a winner! 420 00:23:47,662 --> 00:23:49,530 Please, please! 421 00:23:49,730 --> 00:23:50,898 Everybody's a winner. 422 00:23:51,032 --> 00:23:52,333 Everybody's a winner. 423 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:53,834 -Please! -Rock... 424 00:23:53,968 --> 00:23:55,002 -No, no! -Paper... 425 00:23:55,136 --> 00:23:56,570 Scissors... 426 00:23:56,704 --> 00:23:58,072 -Shoot! -Please, please! 427 00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:01,542 I, uh, picked the wrong gun. 428 00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:03,711 Aren't you lucky? 429 00:24:05,146 --> 00:24:05,846 Ah! 430 00:24:08,816 --> 00:24:12,954 Let's give them a round of applause, shall we? 431 00:24:40,781 --> 00:24:42,216 How long was I out? 432 00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:43,951 A few hours? 433 00:24:44,085 --> 00:24:45,786 It's hard to tell time in here. 434 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,888 James, can you please stop fucking pacing? 435 00:24:52,526 --> 00:24:54,261 Why the fuck are we in here? 436 00:24:58,232 --> 00:24:59,367 I don't know. 437 00:25:00,401 --> 00:25:02,470 But we need some sort of plan to get out. 438 00:25:02,603 --> 00:25:03,604 Any ideas? 439 00:25:03,738 --> 00:25:04,905 I know my plan. 440 00:25:05,039 --> 00:25:06,240 No losing games. 441 00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:08,275 Yeah, but someone always loses. 442 00:25:08,409 --> 00:25:10,111 You got off pretty easy last round. 443 00:25:10,745 --> 00:25:11,779 What? Getting a concussion? 444 00:25:11,912 --> 00:25:13,280 A concussion? 445 00:25:13,614 --> 00:25:14,849 I lost a fucking finger! 446 00:25:14,982 --> 00:25:16,851 Let's lay off. 447 00:25:16,984 --> 00:25:18,486 Well, you got something you want to say? 448 00:25:18,619 --> 00:25:19,754 Well, I couldn't find you last night. 449 00:25:19,887 --> 00:25:21,555 Isn't that suspicious? 450 00:25:21,856 --> 00:25:23,257 Well, you're walking around with all of us passed out, 451 00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:24,425 shady as fuck to me. 452 00:25:24,558 --> 00:25:26,293 Guys, just stop arguing. 453 00:25:26,427 --> 00:25:28,295 I fucking suspect you too. I suspect you. 454 00:25:28,429 --> 00:25:29,430 This has got nothing to do with me! 455 00:25:29,563 --> 00:25:30,731 I trust 456 00:25:30,965 --> 00:25:32,233 none of you! 457 00:25:35,636 --> 00:25:36,203 Guys. 458 00:26:00,661 --> 00:26:02,229 What the fuck is that? 459 00:26:02,730 --> 00:26:03,564 It... 460 00:26:03,697 --> 00:26:05,633 is... 461 00:26:05,766 --> 00:26:09,036 Wheel of Pain! 462 00:26:10,838 --> 00:26:12,840 Please, you don't have to do this. 463 00:26:12,973 --> 00:26:14,675 Just go. 464 00:26:15,042 --> 00:26:16,177 Oh, I get it. 465 00:26:16,644 --> 00:26:19,346 You know what, uh, yeah, totally get it. 466 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,082 Sometimes somebody does something that's unfair, 467 00:26:21,215 --> 00:26:23,217 right, and selfish and-- 468 00:26:25,052 --> 00:26:26,620 Well, because of that, some other person 469 00:26:26,754 --> 00:26:28,355 does something like bad 470 00:26:28,489 --> 00:26:30,891 and then someone else gets hurt like real bad 471 00:26:31,492 --> 00:26:33,894 and like just a lot and that's just, 472 00:26:34,028 --> 00:26:35,029 well, it's a cycle, right? 473 00:26:35,162 --> 00:26:37,031 It just happens over and over 474 00:26:37,164 --> 00:26:39,266 and over, that makes sense, right? 475 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,335 I mean, that makes sense, right? 476 00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:42,203 You sad? 477 00:26:44,738 --> 00:26:45,574 Mm? 478 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,208 I don't want to be here. 479 00:26:47,341 --> 00:26:48,709 I don't want to be here either. 480 00:26:50,411 --> 00:26:51,912 I really don't. 481 00:26:53,747 --> 00:26:55,116 But here sure we are. 482 00:26:58,553 --> 00:26:59,720 OK, I'll tell you what. 483 00:27:01,021 --> 00:27:02,591 I am... 484 00:27:03,691 --> 00:27:06,026 I'm going to give three of you a chance. 485 00:27:06,561 --> 00:27:07,761 It's a bonus round. 486 00:27:08,262 --> 00:27:09,296 To get out, right? 487 00:27:09,430 --> 00:27:10,331 No pain, 488 00:27:10,698 --> 00:27:11,699 no catch. 489 00:27:12,199 --> 00:27:14,569 All you have to do is confess. 490 00:27:14,702 --> 00:27:15,604 Well, the other three 491 00:27:16,370 --> 00:27:18,239 can just walk right out that door. 492 00:27:18,739 --> 00:27:20,274 It's a chance that I never got, 493 00:27:20,407 --> 00:27:21,909 but you got it there. 494 00:27:22,877 --> 00:27:24,411 The worst thing 495 00:27:24,546 --> 00:27:25,312 you 496 00:27:25,446 --> 00:27:27,915 ever did 497 00:27:28,048 --> 00:27:28,816 or die. 498 00:27:36,023 --> 00:27:37,458 Starting with James. 499 00:27:37,592 --> 00:27:38,692 Worst thing he ever did. 500 00:27:39,226 --> 00:27:40,394 No fucking way, man, I don't wanna play. 501 00:27:43,197 --> 00:27:44,231 The worst thing you ever did. 502 00:27:44,365 --> 00:27:45,733 Or I'll crush your testicles. 503 00:27:51,573 --> 00:27:53,508 Alright, I, I, I was in a car crash. 504 00:27:53,642 --> 00:27:55,442 I was in a fucking car crash, but my dad took the blame, 505 00:27:55,577 --> 00:27:56,977 so it wasn't even like a DUI. 506 00:27:57,111 --> 00:27:58,647 My name wasn't even fucking on it, 507 00:27:58,779 --> 00:28:00,114 so it's like it never fucking happened, right? 508 00:28:00,247 --> 00:28:02,283 That's no fucking big fucking deal, OK? 509 00:28:02,416 --> 00:28:03,284 That's no big deal, 510 00:28:03,417 --> 00:28:04,251 is it? 511 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,956 -There's more! -She died. 512 00:28:09,089 --> 00:28:11,792 I fucking ran a red light and T-boned her and she fucking died. 513 00:28:11,926 --> 00:28:12,760 I left her. 514 00:28:14,295 --> 00:28:15,696 Say her name. 515 00:28:15,829 --> 00:28:17,932 -Say her name! -You fucking asshole! 516 00:28:18,132 --> 00:28:19,767 You fucking asshole! 517 00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:21,702 -I don't know her name! -It is your fucking fault! 518 00:28:21,835 --> 00:28:24,038 -I don't know her name! -You're fucking useless! 519 00:28:24,171 --> 00:28:25,674 - You know! - Ashley! 520 00:28:25,806 --> 00:28:27,107 - Ashley, her name was Ashley. - Yeah. 521 00:28:28,242 --> 00:28:31,646 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 522 00:28:32,346 --> 00:28:35,849 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 523 00:28:35,983 --> 00:28:37,284 Wait. 524 00:28:37,418 --> 00:28:38,118 Anita. 525 00:28:40,287 --> 00:28:41,355 Worst thing you ever did? 526 00:28:44,024 --> 00:28:45,759 Worst thing you ever did? 527 00:28:50,798 --> 00:28:51,533 Say it. 528 00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:53,434 Come on. 529 00:28:54,468 --> 00:28:55,836 Anita. 530 00:28:56,203 --> 00:28:57,771 It's OK, OK? It's OK. 531 00:28:57,905 --> 00:28:59,006 It's you. 532 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,140 Mm. 533 00:29:01,543 --> 00:29:03,678 To pay for my mom's surgery... 534 00:29:03,811 --> 00:29:05,012 I, um... 535 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:06,880 I... 536 00:29:07,014 --> 00:29:08,482 Um... 537 00:29:09,783 --> 00:29:12,152 I, I made an adult web page. 538 00:29:13,921 --> 00:29:15,022 Mhm. 539 00:29:15,889 --> 00:29:17,291 Go on, go on, go on. 540 00:29:18,225 --> 00:29:20,294 And I'm sorry that I did it. 541 00:29:20,894 --> 00:29:23,764 But, but I wish I'd never done it. 542 00:29:23,897 --> 00:29:24,999 You shouldn't, don't be sorry. 543 00:29:25,132 --> 00:29:26,735 Don't be sorry. You know why? 544 00:29:31,472 --> 00:29:32,707 Good guy. 545 00:29:32,973 --> 00:29:34,241 Your turn. 546 00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:35,744 Go. 547 00:29:35,876 --> 00:29:36,711 Go on. 548 00:29:36,844 --> 00:29:37,878 What? 549 00:29:38,245 --> 00:29:40,047 I scam people online. 550 00:29:41,015 --> 00:29:42,049 Yeah. 551 00:29:44,719 --> 00:29:46,887 I watched what all you guys did online. 552 00:29:47,021 --> 00:29:48,789 I can't hear you. 553 00:29:49,658 --> 00:29:51,660 I got greedy, OK? I got greedy. 554 00:29:53,427 --> 00:29:55,597 Tricked an old couple into giving me their identity. 555 00:29:57,666 --> 00:29:58,667 That... 556 00:29:59,601 --> 00:30:00,968 I didn't even get the money. 557 00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:02,369 It was an accident, OK? 558 00:30:02,504 --> 00:30:03,937 Just went into a block chain. 559 00:30:17,519 --> 00:30:19,721 Now you... 560 00:30:19,853 --> 00:30:22,590 I bet you did something real bad. 561 00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:24,592 Didn't you? 562 00:30:24,925 --> 00:30:26,060 Huh? 563 00:30:26,460 --> 00:30:28,195 -Go ahead. -I don't want to. 564 00:30:29,263 --> 00:30:30,297 Please? 565 00:30:30,431 --> 00:30:31,432 For me? 566 00:30:31,566 --> 00:30:32,232 Huh? 567 00:30:33,067 --> 00:30:34,134 Tell us. 568 00:30:34,268 --> 00:30:35,503 We all want to hear, right? 569 00:30:35,637 --> 00:30:36,403 Come on. 570 00:30:36,538 --> 00:30:37,338 Tell us. 571 00:30:37,471 --> 00:30:40,174 OK, I, I did 572 00:30:40,307 --> 00:30:41,842 business with 573 00:30:41,975 --> 00:30:43,944 bad people to raise enough money to 574 00:30:44,078 --> 00:30:46,914 keep the pit bull rescue shelter open. 575 00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:49,651 Fuck! 576 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,254 OK, there's more to it. 577 00:30:56,123 --> 00:30:57,491 We got a call 578 00:30:58,158 --> 00:30:59,993 about a guy 579 00:31:00,127 --> 00:31:02,463 who had a violent pit bull with cuts all over it, 580 00:31:02,597 --> 00:31:03,598 and when we went to check it out, 581 00:31:03,732 --> 00:31:07,234 he had his dogs 582 00:31:07,468 --> 00:31:09,937 for fighting, for dog fighting. 583 00:31:11,573 --> 00:31:14,975 We needed the money, so when we had dogs we couldn't get homes for, 584 00:31:16,578 --> 00:31:18,345 we sold them to him. 585 00:31:18,479 --> 00:31:19,848 What the fuck, Melissa? 586 00:31:20,782 --> 00:31:22,817 They would have been put down anyway. 587 00:31:23,951 --> 00:31:25,687 There were so many, he paid a lot for them. 588 00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:26,821 Was there a winner? 589 00:31:26,954 --> 00:31:28,889 Ding, ding, ding! 590 00:31:31,358 --> 00:31:32,459 Just kidding. 591 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,228 Just kidding. 592 00:31:35,663 --> 00:31:37,732 You should see the look on your face. 593 00:31:37,866 --> 00:31:38,932 Boink. 594 00:31:42,837 --> 00:31:45,205 That was so fun. 595 00:31:45,707 --> 00:31:47,141 OK. 596 00:31:51,979 --> 00:31:53,480 But uh... 597 00:31:55,517 --> 00:31:57,251 Yeah, one of you, uh, 598 00:31:57,552 --> 00:31:58,887 didn't tell the whole truth. 599 00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:02,690 Who, who was it? 600 00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:05,426 Would you let them go anyway? 601 00:32:08,863 --> 00:32:09,963 Not now. 602 00:32:10,598 --> 00:32:11,633 Because now... 603 00:32:12,466 --> 00:32:13,500 It's... 604 00:32:13,902 --> 00:32:15,169 Time... 605 00:32:15,670 --> 00:32:17,104 For... 606 00:32:17,471 --> 00:32:20,207 Wheel of Pain! 607 00:32:22,877 --> 00:32:23,511 Woo! 608 00:32:23,645 --> 00:32:24,512 So. 609 00:32:24,646 --> 00:32:26,614 Eeny, Meeny, 610 00:32:26,748 --> 00:32:28,683 Miney, Moe. 611 00:32:28,817 --> 00:32:30,250 Melissa! Come on down. 612 00:32:30,384 --> 00:32:31,519 Let's play Wheel of Pain. 613 00:32:32,019 --> 00:32:33,721 I'll release the chain and... 614 00:32:37,324 --> 00:32:38,827 That's it. Pull on the chain. 615 00:32:40,994 --> 00:32:42,329 Come on. 616 00:32:43,330 --> 00:32:44,866 Come on, isn't this exciting? 617 00:32:44,998 --> 00:32:46,534 Now this 618 00:32:46,668 --> 00:32:48,570 is the famous Wheel of Pain. 619 00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:50,237 All you have to do... 620 00:32:52,406 --> 00:32:54,041 Is spin it as hard as you can. 621 00:32:54,174 --> 00:32:55,743 Wherever it lands, that's the game you get to play. 622 00:32:56,644 --> 00:32:57,879 I just spin it? 623 00:32:58,011 --> 00:32:59,313 Yes, you just spin it. 624 00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:04,117 That's right. 625 00:33:06,855 --> 00:33:08,355 Wheel of Pain! Wherever it lands, 626 00:33:08,489 --> 00:33:10,390 that's the game you get to play. 627 00:33:10,525 --> 00:33:12,092 Whoo, that's great. Good. 628 00:33:12,226 --> 00:33:13,427 What does it mean? 629 00:33:14,194 --> 00:33:17,899 Please step right up here for the studio audience. 630 00:33:18,031 --> 00:33:19,199 Oh please, right here. 631 00:33:19,901 --> 00:33:21,068 Melissa? 632 00:33:21,903 --> 00:33:24,639 Look through the viewfinder and hold it. There we go. 633 00:33:24,772 --> 00:33:26,975 Hold it up so that you can see the photos in there. 634 00:33:27,107 --> 00:33:29,978 Now all you have to do is correctly identify 635 00:33:30,110 --> 00:33:32,914 the three famous cities in the photographs and you win. 636 00:33:33,046 --> 00:33:34,281 If you can't, 637 00:33:34,649 --> 00:33:36,951 well, uh, all right, please, 638 00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:39,554 name the first city. 639 00:33:43,457 --> 00:33:44,759 It's a photo of Paris. 640 00:33:44,893 --> 00:33:46,961 Is it Paris? 641 00:33:47,094 --> 00:33:48,696 Ding, very good. 642 00:33:48,830 --> 00:33:50,632 Now, go ahead and click the lever 643 00:33:50,765 --> 00:33:53,001 to advance to the next photo. 644 00:33:56,403 --> 00:33:59,172 -Uh, New York. -Is it New York? 645 00:34:00,942 --> 00:34:02,175 Great! 646 00:34:02,309 --> 00:34:03,678 And next. 647 00:34:09,483 --> 00:34:11,051 Uh, this is a famous city. 648 00:34:11,184 --> 00:34:13,021 -I don't know. -It's famous to someone. 649 00:34:13,153 --> 00:34:14,488 Three, two... 650 00:34:14,822 --> 00:34:16,591 Uh, Philadelphia. 651 00:34:17,491 --> 00:34:18,960 Is it Philadelphia? 652 00:34:19,092 --> 00:34:20,193 Aw! 653 00:34:20,327 --> 00:34:22,195 Oh, I'm sorry, Melissa. 654 00:34:22,329 --> 00:34:24,231 The correct answer was Akron, 655 00:34:24,364 --> 00:34:25,867 Akron, Ohio. 656 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,434 Uh, game over. 657 00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:29,671 You're not gonna like this. 658 00:34:29,804 --> 00:34:31,371 That's not fair! 659 00:34:31,506 --> 00:34:32,941 You have to give her another chance! 660 00:34:33,206 --> 00:34:34,809 Another chance, man. 661 00:34:35,275 --> 00:34:36,578 Please. 662 00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:39,814 Please, just one more shot. 663 00:34:39,948 --> 00:34:40,882 Please. 664 00:34:42,115 --> 00:34:43,585 One last chance. 665 00:34:46,955 --> 00:34:48,388 And... 666 00:34:48,523 --> 00:34:49,489 click 667 00:34:49,624 --> 00:34:51,124 the lever. 668 00:34:55,763 --> 00:34:56,363 Ah! 669 00:35:02,269 --> 00:35:04,772 Ah! Woo! 670 00:35:04,906 --> 00:35:06,406 Oh, who else wants to play? 671 00:35:06,541 --> 00:35:08,308 Let me help her, man, please. 672 00:35:08,676 --> 00:35:10,110 Let's try and win you a prize. 673 00:35:10,243 --> 00:35:11,211 You want to spin it? 674 00:35:11,345 --> 00:35:12,379 No! 675 00:35:12,513 --> 00:35:14,481 You're a fucking psycho! 676 00:35:14,616 --> 00:35:15,883 James! 677 00:35:16,017 --> 00:35:17,719 I'll spin it for you. 678 00:35:17,852 --> 00:35:19,419 You know what, actually, I really enjoy spinning it. 679 00:35:19,554 --> 00:35:20,688 My favorite part. 680 00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:30,732 Perfect! 681 00:35:31,264 --> 00:35:32,600 My favorite. 682 00:35:32,734 --> 00:35:34,936 Help me, please! 683 00:35:35,069 --> 00:35:36,436 Don't be rude, you had your turn! 684 00:35:36,571 --> 00:35:38,138 All right, here's the game. 685 00:35:38,271 --> 00:35:39,874 It's the whole game, right? I gotta unchain you. 686 00:35:40,008 --> 00:35:41,441 I force you to run back and forth across the room, 687 00:35:41,576 --> 00:35:43,778 you run too fast, like throw you, 688 00:35:43,911 --> 00:35:45,780 and um, you know, it's a whole process. 689 00:35:45,913 --> 00:35:47,949 Yeah, I know, fucking unchain me, man. 690 00:35:48,082 --> 00:35:49,149 Let's play. 691 00:35:49,282 --> 00:35:50,250 That sounds fucking awesome. 692 00:35:50,384 --> 00:35:52,120 Here's the thing. 693 00:35:52,252 --> 00:35:53,554 I don't like you because you talk too much, 694 00:35:53,688 --> 00:35:55,923 so, um, let, let's flip for it. 695 00:35:56,057 --> 00:35:58,626 OK. See if you win or if I win, OK? 696 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,061 You up for it? 697 00:36:00,193 --> 00:36:01,261 Fuck, whatever, 698 00:36:01,395 --> 00:36:02,295 flip your fucking coin. 699 00:36:02,429 --> 00:36:04,132 OK, good, good. 700 00:36:04,264 --> 00:36:05,265 Got a coin? 701 00:36:06,134 --> 00:36:07,835 Alright, fine, fine. 702 00:36:08,268 --> 00:36:09,302 We'll use my coin. 703 00:36:09,436 --> 00:36:10,972 Just tired of losing quarters, 704 00:36:11,105 --> 00:36:12,406 you know, every time I play this game, 705 00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:13,240 I lose a coin. 706 00:36:13,373 --> 00:36:14,374 So all right. 707 00:36:16,410 --> 00:36:17,145 Call it. 708 00:36:17,277 --> 00:36:18,412 That's... 709 00:36:18,546 --> 00:36:20,280 Fuck yeah, fuck you. 710 00:36:20,414 --> 00:36:22,416 Was really looking forward to killing you with this drill. 711 00:36:23,216 --> 00:36:24,585 All right. 712 00:36:25,452 --> 00:36:26,788 Take that. 713 00:36:26,921 --> 00:36:29,489 -Take it, take it! -No, no. 714 00:36:29,624 --> 00:36:31,659 -Right there. Alright, what I want you to do... -No, no. 715 00:36:31,793 --> 00:36:33,193 Just take it! 716 00:36:33,995 --> 00:36:34,929 Squeeze right there. 717 00:36:35,997 --> 00:36:38,365 That thing goes bzz to that guy, OK? 718 00:36:38,498 --> 00:36:40,300 Now you put it into his ear and you push it through the other side, 719 00:36:40,434 --> 00:36:43,971 - and go, go, go. - -No, I'm not gonna do it! 720 00:36:44,105 --> 00:36:46,974 Then I will fucking drill him myself and then I'll drill Melissa 721 00:36:47,108 --> 00:36:51,546 and then I'll fucking drill James and I'll fucking bury you in the goddamn cross. 722 00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:54,949 -Just drill his ear. -I'd never do this to you. I'd never hurt you. 723 00:36:55,083 --> 00:36:56,316 I will give you some urgency. 724 00:36:56,584 --> 00:36:57,518 I'll undo your chain. 725 00:36:57,652 --> 00:36:58,351 There you go. 726 00:36:58,485 --> 00:36:59,887 Now, all right, 727 00:37:00,021 --> 00:37:01,254 I'm gonna give you some urgencies, 728 00:37:01,388 --> 00:37:02,790 all right, and 20. 729 00:37:04,192 --> 00:37:05,893 - 19, 18... - I can't. 730 00:37:06,027 --> 00:37:08,629 -I can't, I can't do it. -17, 16. 731 00:37:08,863 --> 00:37:10,031 I can't! 732 00:37:10,164 --> 00:37:11,532 No, I can't! 733 00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:14,135 -I'd never hurt you. -Ten, nine... 734 00:37:14,267 --> 00:37:15,903 Now! Oh my God, seven. 735 00:37:16,771 --> 00:37:19,140 - Six, five... - -Are you seriously gonna do this? 736 00:37:19,272 --> 00:37:21,576 Four, three... 737 00:37:21,709 --> 00:37:23,376 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 738 00:37:23,511 --> 00:37:24,846 Please, please! 739 00:37:33,688 --> 00:37:36,289 That's my only drill! 740 00:37:36,657 --> 00:37:38,760 I bailed all on this! 741 00:37:38,893 --> 00:37:42,496 Where am I gonna get another drill? 742 00:37:42,630 --> 00:37:44,932 You broke the rules! 743 00:37:49,402 --> 00:37:50,671 I'm sorry. 744 00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:18,398 OK. 745 00:38:19,399 --> 00:38:20,701 OK. 746 00:38:20,835 --> 00:38:21,969 OK. All right. 747 00:38:23,771 --> 00:38:25,173 You know what we'll do. 748 00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:39,787 For the elimination round. 749 00:38:43,024 --> 00:38:44,125 OK. 750 00:38:44,258 --> 00:38:45,358 OK. 751 00:38:46,894 --> 00:38:48,796 I wonder what time it is. 752 00:38:49,797 --> 00:38:51,199 Why does that matter? 753 00:38:53,234 --> 00:38:55,069 I'm hungry. 754 00:38:55,203 --> 00:38:56,436 I can eat some candy. 755 00:38:56,971 --> 00:38:58,639 I could kill pizza. 756 00:38:58,773 --> 00:38:59,674 I just miss food. 757 00:38:59,807 --> 00:39:01,843 You miss food. 758 00:39:02,409 --> 00:39:04,912 I like it. - You're fucking insane. 759 00:39:05,046 --> 00:39:06,747 No, I like to eat. 760 00:39:08,282 --> 00:39:11,018 My dad's taking me out for dinner on Tuesday. 761 00:39:11,152 --> 00:39:11,953 Nice. 762 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:15,756 I've not seen him for like a month. 763 00:39:16,157 --> 00:39:17,592 That'll be really nice. 764 00:39:25,666 --> 00:39:26,499 OK, we're back. 765 00:39:26,634 --> 00:39:28,269 Come on, get up, get up. 766 00:39:28,401 --> 00:39:29,436 Anita, come on, we're back in like three. 767 00:39:29,570 --> 00:39:30,938 Come on! 768 00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:32,707 OK, yeah, that's good. 769 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,374 James, come on. 770 00:39:35,109 --> 00:39:36,944 Here we go, there we go. 771 00:39:37,078 --> 00:39:39,180 And three, two... 772 00:39:40,815 --> 00:39:42,884 Welcome back, folks. 773 00:39:43,017 --> 00:39:44,719 Uh, what a game so far, huh? 774 00:39:44,852 --> 00:39:45,987 You know what, let's give our contestants 775 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,556 a big round of applause, shall we? 776 00:39:50,758 --> 00:39:52,927 You know what, give yourselves a round of applause. 777 00:39:53,661 --> 00:39:55,229 That's it, James. That's it. 778 00:39:55,363 --> 00:39:57,832 Applaud, applaud. 779 00:39:57,965 --> 00:39:59,967 Applaud, applaud, applaud. 780 00:40:00,101 --> 00:40:01,235 Nice. 781 00:40:01,869 --> 00:40:04,404 You know what? This next round is gonna be just 782 00:40:04,772 --> 00:40:08,175 a little bit different and I am so excited. 783 00:40:10,311 --> 00:40:11,279 One question. 784 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:13,480 Everyone answer, 785 00:40:13,614 --> 00:40:15,283 high score wins. 786 00:40:15,415 --> 00:40:17,652 Now we asked 100 people 787 00:40:17,785 --> 00:40:20,521 to name a body part that aches. 788 00:40:21,656 --> 00:40:23,991 If you can guess the body part that they said 789 00:40:24,525 --> 00:40:25,326 aches the most, 790 00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:26,594 you win. 791 00:40:27,361 --> 00:40:29,363 Matthew, body part that aches. 792 00:40:30,164 --> 00:40:32,566 I can tell from recent experience, head. 793 00:40:33,701 --> 00:40:35,870 What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you. 794 00:40:40,174 --> 00:40:44,444 Uh, next up is our favorite pirate, Melissa. 795 00:40:44,578 --> 00:40:46,213 All that pain in your feisty life, 796 00:40:46,881 --> 00:40:49,250 should be easy for you to name a body part that aches. 797 00:40:49,383 --> 00:40:50,618 My knees. 798 00:40:51,352 --> 00:40:53,854 I know mine ache from standing here 799 00:40:53,988 --> 00:40:55,923 listening to your bullshit games. 800 00:40:56,991 --> 00:40:59,160 You need a body part. Anita, your answer, please. 801 00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:00,861 Give me a second. I'm-- I'm flanking. 802 00:41:00,995 --> 00:41:02,063 Tick tock, tick tock. 803 00:41:02,196 --> 00:41:03,331 Time's almost up. Answer. 804 00:41:03,463 --> 00:41:04,398 Stomach, stomach. 805 00:41:04,532 --> 00:41:06,033 -Good answer. -OK. 806 00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:07,500 Finally. 807 00:41:07,868 --> 00:41:08,769 Let's see, 808 00:41:08,903 --> 00:41:10,470 who should be next? 809 00:41:10,604 --> 00:41:12,306 I don't know, I can't quite put my... 810 00:41:12,573 --> 00:41:14,542 finger on it. 811 00:41:14,675 --> 00:41:16,944 I know my muscles are gonna ache when I beat the shit out of you. 812 00:41:18,312 --> 00:41:19,313 Oh. 813 00:41:23,651 --> 00:41:25,653 Yeah, you know what I would have said? 814 00:41:25,786 --> 00:41:27,621 I would have said neck. 815 00:41:27,755 --> 00:41:30,024 You know why? 816 00:41:30,157 --> 00:41:33,928 Cause you all were a fucking pain in my neck! 817 00:41:34,362 --> 00:41:36,297 All right, let's find out who lost, shall we? 818 00:41:38,199 --> 00:41:39,233 Uh, 819 00:41:40,101 --> 00:41:43,270 31 people said, 820 00:41:43,404 --> 00:41:44,572 hey, congratulations, man. 821 00:41:44,705 --> 00:41:47,141 22 said muscles. 822 00:41:48,342 --> 00:41:49,110 Didn't lose. 823 00:41:49,610 --> 00:41:51,679 Oh, and ding ding. 824 00:41:51,812 --> 00:41:54,482 None said 825 00:41:54,615 --> 00:41:55,182 neck. 826 00:41:56,217 --> 00:41:56,917 Neck. 827 00:41:57,785 --> 00:41:58,953 I'm safe. 828 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:00,488 And ooh, 829 00:42:00,621 --> 00:42:02,156 just under the wire. 830 00:42:03,224 --> 00:42:04,925 Melissa. 831 00:42:05,059 --> 00:42:06,794 Congratulations. Three said pee. 832 00:42:07,561 --> 00:42:09,530 But 833 00:42:09,663 --> 00:42:11,198 it would appear as though I am out of cards, 834 00:42:11,332 --> 00:42:12,933 which means no one 835 00:42:13,934 --> 00:42:14,702 said stomach, 836 00:42:14,835 --> 00:42:16,337 I am so 837 00:42:16,904 --> 00:42:18,172 not sorry, Anita. 838 00:42:19,407 --> 00:42:20,541 You lose. 839 00:42:20,674 --> 00:42:22,576 Wait, that didn't equal 100. 840 00:42:27,681 --> 00:42:29,283 So this is kind of embarrassing. 841 00:42:29,417 --> 00:42:31,052 Oh yeah, oh, 842 00:42:31,185 --> 00:42:33,522 I got 23, uh, said stomach. 843 00:42:34,155 --> 00:42:35,256 So 844 00:42:36,457 --> 00:42:37,892 Melissa, 845 00:42:38,059 --> 00:42:40,661 this just isn't working out well for you today. 846 00:42:45,332 --> 00:42:46,734 Did I ever tell you guys 847 00:42:46,867 --> 00:42:48,903 that this room has a hydraulic press? 848 00:42:49,670 --> 00:42:50,704 Neat, 849 00:42:50,838 --> 00:42:52,073 check it out. 850 00:42:53,107 --> 00:42:54,575 Now. 851 00:42:55,176 --> 00:42:57,178 OK, it is uh... 852 00:42:58,279 --> 00:43:00,748 They just like let anybody who lives here now use it. 853 00:43:03,984 --> 00:43:05,386 Thing's like really slow. 854 00:43:11,826 --> 00:43:13,160 No. 855 00:43:17,532 --> 00:43:18,533 No! 856 00:43:18,666 --> 00:43:20,601 No! 857 00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:25,372 Nothing can stop it. 858 00:43:25,507 --> 00:43:26,707 Please, you don't have to do this! 859 00:43:26,841 --> 00:43:28,075 Yes, I do. OK? It's the game. 860 00:43:28,209 --> 00:43:30,177 It's how you play the game. 861 00:43:30,311 --> 00:43:31,378 You could have killed us already and you haven't. 862 00:43:31,513 --> 00:43:33,781 Everyone is going to denounce you! 863 00:43:35,749 --> 00:43:36,717 Please! 864 00:43:36,851 --> 00:43:37,952 Oh my God. 865 00:43:43,691 --> 00:43:44,859 Thank you, God. 866 00:43:45,594 --> 00:43:46,293 Damn it. 867 00:43:47,661 --> 00:43:50,231 All right, all right. 868 00:43:50,364 --> 00:43:52,266 Looks like we've got a bonus round. 869 00:43:52,833 --> 00:43:54,735 I will let you 870 00:43:54,869 --> 00:43:55,870 go. 871 00:43:56,237 --> 00:43:57,104 Yeah, 872 00:43:57,539 --> 00:43:58,939 someone swaps. 873 00:43:59,508 --> 00:44:00,808 Now they will die. 874 00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:03,277 But uh, 875 00:44:04,546 --> 00:44:06,046 you'll get out alive. 876 00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:07,616 You get to leave. 877 00:44:08,517 --> 00:44:09,618 OK? 878 00:44:10,251 --> 00:44:10,918 Let's see. 879 00:44:11,051 --> 00:44:12,153 Matthew? 880 00:44:12,554 --> 00:44:13,687 Well, um... 881 00:44:15,222 --> 00:44:16,757 Will you take Melissa's place? 882 00:44:16,891 --> 00:44:17,925 Please. 883 00:44:19,927 --> 00:44:21,061 I'm sorry. 884 00:44:22,564 --> 00:44:24,165 Anita, look at me. 885 00:44:24,298 --> 00:44:25,600 What about you? Come on, 886 00:44:25,733 --> 00:44:27,569 you're the one that asked to spare her. 887 00:44:28,969 --> 00:44:32,473 You screamed it. I heard you, you were... 888 00:44:32,607 --> 00:44:35,109 I love you, Melissa. I love you so much. 889 00:44:38,112 --> 00:44:39,380 I'm sorry. 890 00:44:39,914 --> 00:44:41,749 James, switch with your special friend. 891 00:44:42,383 --> 00:44:44,919 Look, you're gonna die in here. 892 00:44:47,221 --> 00:44:49,056 Die now, save her. 893 00:44:54,629 --> 00:44:55,896 I'm sorry, Melissa. 894 00:44:59,099 --> 00:45:01,936 Looks like your good friends have only so much good in them. 895 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,677 Um, any final words for the folks at home? 896 00:45:11,245 --> 00:45:13,714 Please no, please! 897 00:45:57,191 --> 00:45:58,025 OK. 898 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:40,769 No! 899 00:46:40,901 --> 00:46:42,202 You said... 900 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,976 That everyone's got good in them. 901 00:46:49,109 --> 00:46:50,712 Remember that? You said that. 902 00:46:51,078 --> 00:46:52,146 Yeah, 903 00:46:52,279 --> 00:46:53,748 everyone's got 904 00:46:53,881 --> 00:46:55,382 bad in them too. 905 00:46:55,949 --> 00:46:57,084 Hm. 906 00:47:00,287 --> 00:47:01,922 Everyone's got 907 00:47:02,056 --> 00:47:02,990 bad in them too. 908 00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:27,114 Mhm. 909 00:47:30,984 --> 00:47:32,886 All right, let's do another one. 910 00:47:53,107 --> 00:47:54,509 Fuck! 911 00:47:55,109 --> 00:47:56,176 James. 912 00:47:56,944 --> 00:47:57,512 James. 913 00:47:58,979 --> 00:47:59,547 James. 914 00:48:01,148 --> 00:48:02,851 It's not gonna fucking work, OK? 915 00:48:02,983 --> 00:48:05,386 We're all gonna die in here. 916 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:07,622 Oh fuck, I gotta fucking try something. 917 00:48:07,756 --> 00:48:09,390 I'm not fucking ending up like that. 918 00:48:11,693 --> 00:48:12,493 Fuck! 919 00:48:16,463 --> 00:48:17,799 What was that sound? 920 00:48:19,967 --> 00:48:21,034 You fucking hear that? 921 00:48:21,803 --> 00:48:23,003 I don't know. 922 00:48:35,617 --> 00:48:37,752 Here's another one of your fucking games? 923 00:48:43,023 --> 00:48:44,258 It's gonna be okay. 924 00:48:52,667 --> 00:48:55,837 Please, please, please! 925 00:49:23,063 --> 00:49:24,097 I'm sorry. 926 00:49:24,231 --> 00:49:25,499 I'm sorry. 927 00:49:44,451 --> 00:49:45,687 Showtime. 928 00:49:57,866 --> 00:50:00,100 No, no! No! 929 00:50:00,234 --> 00:50:01,970 Please! 930 00:50:26,093 --> 00:50:28,228 Why the fuck do I feel like I know that guy? 931 00:50:30,765 --> 00:50:31,699 Huh? 932 00:50:33,968 --> 00:50:35,135 You know, 933 00:50:35,269 --> 00:50:36,504 don't you? 934 00:50:44,111 --> 00:50:47,481 You knew I was lying the whole time because you stalked my internet, 935 00:50:47,615 --> 00:50:48,616 and you know I don't have a porn page. 936 00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:51,251 What's she talking about? 937 00:50:52,152 --> 00:50:54,556 She used to work on the Barry Miller show, 938 00:50:57,157 --> 00:50:58,258 right before... 939 00:51:00,528 --> 00:51:01,930 Fuck you. 940 00:51:05,667 --> 00:51:06,968 You. 941 00:51:14,676 --> 00:51:16,476 You've, you've killed Melissa. 942 00:51:17,612 --> 00:51:19,047 You fucking doomed us all. 943 00:51:19,179 --> 00:51:20,147 I fucking 944 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:21,649 knew! 945 00:51:21,950 --> 00:51:22,984 You were in on this. 946 00:51:23,116 --> 00:51:24,418 She's not in on anything. 947 00:51:24,552 --> 00:51:27,087 Then what the fuck happened? 948 00:51:28,388 --> 00:51:29,891 What happened? 949 00:51:30,558 --> 00:51:32,927 Why am I gonna die because of you? 950 00:51:44,371 --> 00:51:45,707 Uh-huh! 951 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,842 I'm your host, Barry Miller. 952 00:51:47,976 --> 00:51:49,677 Thank you for joining us tonight on Wheel of Games, 953 00:51:49,811 --> 00:51:51,345 where there's always a winner. 954 00:51:51,646 --> 00:51:53,447 Next up, the Nightly News. 955 00:51:55,617 --> 00:51:57,685 Breaking news. 956 00:51:57,819 --> 00:52:00,454 Talk show host Colin Piper has been acquitted of all 957 00:52:00,588 --> 00:52:04,424 sexual assault charges. After only one day in court, 958 00:52:04,559 --> 00:52:06,861 the alleged victims have withdrawn their testimonies. 959 00:52:06,995 --> 00:52:08,630 Can you fucking believe this? 960 00:52:08,763 --> 00:52:10,098 That monster just gets to go free. 961 00:52:10,230 --> 00:52:11,566 I guess they paid everyone off. 962 00:52:11,733 --> 00:52:13,001 That happens all the time. 963 00:52:13,133 --> 00:52:14,869 Do you think maybe it's possible 964 00:52:15,003 --> 00:52:16,504 that he didn't actually do anything? 965 00:52:17,572 --> 00:52:19,406 Like maybe it went to court and then they figured out 966 00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:21,042 that he didn't do it. 967 00:52:21,174 --> 00:52:23,011 I know one of the girls that came forward. 968 00:52:23,276 --> 00:52:24,378 Guess what? 969 00:52:24,512 --> 00:52:26,814 She's driving a luxury SUV. 970 00:52:27,815 --> 00:52:29,584 No joke, I swear to God. 971 00:52:30,051 --> 00:52:32,020 You know that screams money cover up. 972 00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:34,088 Now these companies love to get rid of old creeps 973 00:52:34,221 --> 00:52:36,356 to save the channel from looking bad. 974 00:52:37,725 --> 00:52:39,527 So I heard Barry's a predator. 975 00:52:39,761 --> 00:52:40,460 What? 976 00:52:40,595 --> 00:52:42,295 Whoever reports him, 977 00:52:42,429 --> 00:52:44,431 six-figure payday easy. 978 00:52:46,433 --> 00:52:48,201 You know, I bet you could afford that surgery for your mom. 979 00:52:48,636 --> 00:52:50,705 I don't think it works like that. 980 00:52:51,271 --> 00:52:52,073 Hey, guys. 981 00:52:53,306 --> 00:52:54,307 Stop it. 982 00:52:54,441 --> 00:52:56,376 Stop it. All right, come on. 983 00:52:59,881 --> 00:53:01,549 You know, he grabbed me once, 984 00:53:02,249 --> 00:53:03,851 and since I don't play along with that shit, 985 00:53:03,985 --> 00:53:05,987 I didn't get promoted. Shocker. 986 00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,523 I'm really sorry that happened to you, Rebecca. 987 00:53:08,656 --> 00:53:09,757 It must have been awful. 988 00:53:11,125 --> 00:53:12,492 She's lying. 989 00:53:13,293 --> 00:53:14,461 Am I? 990 00:53:15,129 --> 00:53:16,363 Hey, guys, uh... 991 00:53:16,496 --> 00:53:17,799 Great show so fur, huh? 992 00:53:17,932 --> 00:53:19,934 Yeah, definitely. 993 00:53:20,068 --> 00:53:21,769 I wanted to thank you guys for doing such a wonderful job 994 00:53:21,903 --> 00:53:24,939 on the show and to let you know that you know we really 995 00:53:25,606 --> 00:53:29,342 appreciate our amazing crew because the show would fall apart without you guys. 996 00:53:29,944 --> 00:53:32,847 Oh, also, and probably most importantly, 997 00:53:32,980 --> 00:53:35,315 a little birdie told me something about you. 998 00:53:35,449 --> 00:53:37,985 One, two, three, four. 999 00:53:38,119 --> 00:53:41,089 โ™ช Happy birthday to you โ™ช 1000 00:53:41,789 --> 00:53:44,759 โ™ช Happy birthday to you โ™ช 1001 00:53:44,892 --> 00:53:48,663 โ™ช Happy birthday, Anita โ™ช 1002 00:53:48,796 --> 00:53:51,999 โ™ช Happy birthday to you โ™ช 1003 00:53:53,835 --> 00:53:55,235 Thank you so much, thank you. 1004 00:53:55,368 --> 00:53:57,004 I honestly didn't have any idea 1005 00:53:57,138 --> 00:53:58,906 you even knew who I was. 1006 00:53:59,107 --> 00:54:01,308 Oh, we all know who you are because you're doing a great job. 1007 00:54:01,441 --> 00:54:02,710 Happy birthday. 1008 00:54:03,111 --> 00:54:05,079 Hey, please stop touching her. 1009 00:54:05,913 --> 00:54:07,247 -She doesn't want that. -I'm-- 1010 00:54:07,380 --> 00:54:09,016 Stop touching women, 1011 00:54:09,150 --> 00:54:10,852 - OK? Stop. - I... 1012 00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:13,221 Look, I, um, 1013 00:54:13,353 --> 00:54:14,555 no, I mean, I, 1014 00:54:14,689 --> 00:54:16,256 I was just saying thank you. 1015 00:54:16,389 --> 00:54:18,059 I'm sorry, you know, for that, 1016 00:54:18,192 --> 00:54:19,093 um. 1017 00:54:19,326 --> 00:54:20,061 Happy birthday. 1018 00:54:20,194 --> 00:54:22,029 Uh, I gotta get back 1019 00:54:22,163 --> 00:54:23,330 and start prepping for the afternoon show. 1020 00:54:23,463 --> 00:54:24,766 We'll see you guys out there. 1021 00:54:24,899 --> 00:54:26,299 And remember, 1022 00:54:26,534 --> 00:54:27,735 everyone's a winner. 1023 00:54:27,902 --> 00:54:29,402 All right, see you guys. 1024 00:54:30,071 --> 00:54:31,739 See you guys out there, you as well. 1025 00:54:31,873 --> 00:54:33,574 All right, cool. 1026 00:54:33,708 --> 00:54:35,275 Anita, are you OK? 1027 00:54:36,811 --> 00:54:38,378 What did you just do? 1028 00:54:38,513 --> 00:54:40,114 That was scary. 1029 00:54:40,248 --> 00:54:40,982 It's not fair. 1030 00:54:41,749 --> 00:54:44,051 We don't deserve to be treated like that by anybody. 1031 00:54:46,888 --> 00:54:48,321 Just be brave. 1032 00:54:49,356 --> 00:54:52,059 All you have to do is tell the truth and you'll be fine. 1033 00:54:52,392 --> 00:54:53,594 He touched you, 1034 00:54:53,728 --> 00:54:54,929 and that is not OK. 1035 00:55:39,140 --> 00:55:40,274 Anita Williams. 1036 00:55:41,441 --> 00:55:42,442 If you're ready. 1037 00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:07,400 Thank you so much for being here. 1038 00:56:08,202 --> 00:56:09,937 I have a daughter your age. 1039 00:56:10,738 --> 00:56:12,173 And I think it's very 1040 00:56:12,306 --> 00:56:13,641 brave what you're doing. 1041 00:56:14,474 --> 00:56:15,042 Thank you. 1042 00:56:17,578 --> 00:56:19,981 I just need you to sign this affidavit and NDA to 1043 00:56:20,447 --> 00:56:21,883 compensate you for your trouble. 1044 00:56:32,293 --> 00:56:34,328 It also gives you the freedom to 1045 00:56:34,461 --> 00:56:36,797 look for employment and opportunities somewhere else. 1046 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,036 So I just sign? 1047 00:56:42,502 --> 00:56:43,905 And then it's over? 1048 00:56:44,038 --> 00:56:45,773 Look, like I told everyone else. 1049 00:56:46,473 --> 00:56:47,608 It's safe. 1050 00:56:49,777 --> 00:56:51,045 What happens to Barry? 1051 00:56:53,047 --> 00:56:53,814 Sign it. 1052 00:57:12,533 --> 00:57:13,100 Sorry. 1053 00:57:15,136 --> 00:57:16,237 Sorry, 1054 00:57:16,370 --> 00:57:17,071 thank you. 1055 00:57:20,508 --> 00:57:21,441 Thank you. 1056 00:57:36,057 --> 00:57:36,924 Hey, sir. 1057 00:57:37,058 --> 00:57:38,059 Sir. 1058 00:57:39,593 --> 00:57:40,728 We know what happened. 1059 00:57:40,861 --> 00:57:42,029 So look. 1060 00:57:42,530 --> 00:57:44,565 I get it. 1061 00:57:44,699 --> 00:57:46,600 You want to punish Anita for what she did. 1062 00:57:46,734 --> 00:57:47,868 I'll help you out. 1063 00:57:48,002 --> 00:57:49,136 Look, 1064 00:57:49,270 --> 00:57:50,638 you're the victim here 1065 00:57:50,771 --> 00:57:52,273 and people will be able to see that. 1066 00:57:52,406 --> 00:57:54,408 We're on your side, right, Matthew? 1067 00:57:54,542 --> 00:57:55,376 - Just stop. - Just shut the fuck up! 1068 00:57:55,509 --> 00:57:57,477 Come on, come on. Look, sir, 1069 00:57:57,611 --> 00:57:58,478 she's a fucking liar. 1070 00:57:58,612 --> 00:57:59,814 She fucked you over 1071 00:57:59,947 --> 00:58:01,615 and she made you do this. 1072 00:58:01,749 --> 00:58:02,783 You had no other choice. 1073 00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:04,885 Yeah, you think so, 1074 00:58:05,019 --> 00:58:05,987 huh? 1075 00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:07,888 Yes, absolutely. 1076 00:58:08,389 --> 00:58:09,323 My dad 1077 00:58:09,623 --> 00:58:11,158 would love to help you out. 1078 00:58:11,292 --> 00:58:12,560 He'd be all for it. 1079 00:58:15,096 --> 00:58:16,397 He really would? 1080 00:58:16,530 --> 00:58:17,264 Yes, 1081 00:58:17,398 --> 00:58:18,799 sir, 1082 00:58:18,933 --> 00:58:19,800 if you let me out of these chains, 1083 00:58:19,934 --> 00:58:21,836 I guarantee 1084 00:58:21,969 --> 00:58:23,537 that we'll make things right for you. 1085 00:58:25,373 --> 00:58:27,608 He plays golf with the fucking senator like dude. 1086 00:58:28,142 --> 00:58:29,443 Dude, I got you. 1087 00:58:32,313 --> 00:58:33,481 Yeah. 1088 00:58:34,548 --> 00:58:35,816 You really really mean it? 1089 00:58:36,584 --> 00:58:37,318 Huh? 1090 00:58:38,219 --> 00:58:39,854 People fix shit like this 1091 00:58:40,121 --> 00:58:41,422 all the time. 1092 00:58:44,925 --> 00:58:46,427 You can really, really, really, 1093 00:58:47,661 --> 00:58:48,996 get my whole life back? 1094 00:58:51,332 --> 00:58:53,634 Like a fucking fast. 1095 00:58:53,768 --> 00:58:55,636 Like that. 1096 00:58:55,770 --> 00:58:58,339 So you can, uh, you can get my whole life back, 1097 00:58:58,773 --> 00:59:00,307 huh, like my show, 1098 00:59:00,808 --> 00:59:02,309 my wife, my kids, 1099 00:59:02,610 --> 00:59:04,145 my fans, you can... 1100 00:59:05,012 --> 00:59:06,080 My whole life? 1101 00:59:07,281 --> 00:59:08,282 Yeah. 1102 00:59:11,852 --> 00:59:12,853 Let's do it. 1103 00:59:12,987 --> 00:59:14,755 -OK. -OK? 1104 00:59:15,656 --> 00:59:17,324 Let me ask you this, um, 1105 00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:19,293 do you think he would mind though, you know, 1106 00:59:19,427 --> 00:59:20,461 when I show up, cause I gotta talk to him about it, right? 1107 00:59:20,594 --> 00:59:21,829 OK, so, 1108 00:59:22,363 --> 00:59:24,065 if I show up there, 1109 00:59:24,198 --> 00:59:25,666 you think he'll be upset if I 1110 00:59:26,033 --> 00:59:28,235 show him your head, you know, or half your head? 1111 00:59:28,369 --> 00:59:30,104 - Fuck. - Maybe just your jaw. 1112 00:59:30,771 --> 00:59:31,939 Fuck! 1113 00:59:32,106 --> 00:59:33,808 You fucking psycho! 1114 00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:51,058 Your words. 1115 00:59:53,127 --> 00:59:54,695 Eat your fucking words! 1116 00:59:54,829 --> 00:59:55,930 Open your eyes. 1117 00:59:56,063 --> 00:59:57,932 -Look, look, look. -No! 1118 00:59:58,065 --> 00:59:59,667 Look! That's it, that's it. 1119 00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:02,103 -Who is it? -A lawyer, it's a fucking lawyer. 1120 01:00:02,236 --> 01:00:04,605 Ding, ding! Eat his fucking mouth! 1121 01:00:04,738 --> 01:00:05,673 Chew his tongue! 1122 01:00:05,806 --> 01:00:07,141 Chew his tongue! 1123 01:00:07,808 --> 01:00:09,743 Chew his mouth! 1124 01:00:09,877 --> 01:00:11,513 Eat your fucking words! 1125 01:00:11,645 --> 01:00:13,747 Chew his fucking tongue! 1126 01:00:13,881 --> 01:00:16,183 Right now eat your words! 1127 01:00:16,317 --> 01:00:18,252 Don't make me stab you in the throat! 1128 01:00:18,385 --> 01:00:22,189 You're gonna fucking kill Matthew the way you killed Melissa. 1129 01:00:24,158 --> 01:00:25,560 Bite his tongue! 1130 01:00:26,026 --> 01:00:28,295 Bite his fucking tongue! 1131 01:00:30,331 --> 01:00:32,567 Bite his mouth! 1132 01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:34,735 Bite his mouth! That's it, bite it! 1133 01:00:34,869 --> 01:00:37,539 Bite it! Chew! Chew! 1134 01:00:37,671 --> 01:00:39,541 Chew through his fucking tongue! 1135 01:00:39,673 --> 01:00:41,610 Bite it! Bite it! 1136 01:00:43,777 --> 01:00:46,615 Is it fucking worth it? 1137 01:00:46,747 --> 01:00:48,282 Choke on it! 1138 01:00:48,415 --> 01:00:49,917 Chew it! Chew it! 1139 01:00:50,050 --> 01:00:52,386 Chew it! Eat it! Eat it! 1140 01:00:52,521 --> 01:00:54,321 Chew it! Fucking chew it! 1141 01:00:54,455 --> 01:00:56,790 Get his mouth! 1142 01:01:04,732 --> 01:01:08,269 What the fuck are you looking at? 1143 01:01:08,402 --> 01:01:10,070 I think you're a little bitch that needs to play dress up. 1144 01:01:12,607 --> 01:01:14,975 James! Fucking kill him! 1145 01:01:15,776 --> 01:01:17,646 What the fuck are you gonna do now, huh? 1146 01:01:17,778 --> 01:01:20,981 - James! Kill him! - I just-- wanna say sorry. 1147 01:01:35,129 --> 01:01:37,464 When we get back from break. 1148 01:01:39,733 --> 01:01:41,603 It's time for a nomination. 1149 01:01:58,185 --> 01:01:59,820 And... 1150 01:02:00,921 --> 01:02:02,122 We're back. 1151 01:02:02,990 --> 01:02:04,124 Wakey wakey. 1152 01:02:04,858 --> 01:02:06,060 Wakey wakey! 1153 01:02:18,272 --> 01:02:18,939 Me too. 1154 01:02:21,442 --> 01:02:22,443 OK. 1155 01:02:22,577 --> 01:02:24,178 Here is the game. 1156 01:02:24,679 --> 01:02:26,347 Uh, it's called Incision Decision. 1157 01:02:27,281 --> 01:02:28,249 I gotta tell you this, 1158 01:02:28,382 --> 01:02:30,351 this might be my favorite game. 1159 01:02:30,784 --> 01:02:33,655 I don't wanna play your fucked-up games. 1160 01:02:34,321 --> 01:02:37,992 Uh, it's not your turn to play my fucked up games, 1161 01:02:38,859 --> 01:02:39,728 James. 1162 01:02:41,696 --> 01:02:42,664 Ye-- Yes. 1163 01:02:44,666 --> 01:02:46,400 Anita's turn. 1164 01:03:11,058 --> 01:03:12,893 There are two keys 1165 01:03:13,227 --> 01:03:14,428 that open that door. 1166 01:03:14,663 --> 01:03:16,230 Now, anybody that wants to get out, 1167 01:03:16,363 --> 01:03:18,232 well, you have to be able to open that door, 1168 01:03:18,365 --> 01:03:20,100 so you have to get a key. 1169 01:03:20,901 --> 01:03:22,202 Where do we find the key? 1170 01:03:24,773 --> 01:03:29,143 There is one in James and one in Matthew. 1171 01:03:29,276 --> 01:03:30,444 I'll let you choose. 1172 01:03:31,278 --> 01:03:32,279 You can't make me do it! 1173 01:03:32,413 --> 01:03:33,947 I'm not gonna do it! 1174 01:03:34,248 --> 01:03:35,983 OK, well, then, 1175 01:03:36,116 --> 01:03:38,118 I guess I'll just show you. 1176 01:03:39,053 --> 01:03:41,355 And they'll both die of starvation in like a week. 1177 01:03:42,256 --> 01:03:43,891 This is the game. 1178 01:03:47,094 --> 01:03:49,463 You're not gonna kill either of us, OK? 1179 01:03:49,597 --> 01:03:52,066 It's gonna be fine, we can figure something out where we both live, OK? 1180 01:03:52,199 --> 01:03:53,568 You got a weapon now, OK? 1181 01:03:55,903 --> 01:03:58,439 Fuck, I know what's gonna fucking happen, 1182 01:03:58,573 --> 01:04:01,909 she's gonna fucking kill me because she fucking hates me. 1183 01:04:05,279 --> 01:04:06,447 Anita, 1184 01:04:06,581 --> 01:04:08,082 don't kill me. 1185 01:04:08,282 --> 01:04:09,651 If you don't kill me, 1186 01:04:09,883 --> 01:04:12,252 I'll make sure my dad gives you and your mom 1187 01:04:12,386 --> 01:04:13,854 all the money you need. 1188 01:04:13,987 --> 01:04:15,956 Seriously, anything and everything, 1189 01:04:16,090 --> 01:04:18,392 -everything, stuff. -There's another way. 1190 01:04:18,526 --> 01:04:20,795 Fuck this! You guys are literally fucking friends because of me, 1191 01:04:20,928 --> 01:04:23,097 and now you've got a fucking scheme to fucking kill me. 1192 01:04:23,230 --> 01:04:24,833 This is so fucking unfair. 1193 01:04:24,965 --> 01:04:26,768 I literally did everything for you guys. 1194 01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:28,001 You little shit! 1195 01:04:28,803 --> 01:04:31,773 You always were an asshole to us, 1196 01:04:31,905 --> 01:04:33,742 holding everything over our heads. 1197 01:04:36,276 --> 01:04:39,113 I don't want to die, man! 1198 01:04:39,246 --> 01:04:41,683 Fuck, you guys are like you're my only fucking friends. 1199 01:04:41,816 --> 01:04:43,150 You think I didn't see? 1200 01:04:43,785 --> 01:04:45,452 You guys were always making fucking fun of me 1201 01:04:45,587 --> 01:04:47,555 behind my fucking back. 1202 01:04:47,689 --> 01:04:48,790 I'm not fucking stupid, 1203 01:04:48,922 --> 01:04:50,090 God. 1204 01:04:51,793 --> 01:04:53,293 But you are my only fucking friend, Matthew, 1205 01:04:53,427 --> 01:04:54,495 my only fucking friend. 1206 01:04:57,264 --> 01:04:58,298 So what do we do now? 1207 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,002 You're not gonna kill either of us, right? 1208 01:05:07,542 --> 01:05:09,143 No, it's smart, smart. 1209 01:05:09,276 --> 01:05:10,578 Look, Matthew, I love you. I love you. 1210 01:05:10,712 --> 01:05:12,312 I do, but you're making the right choice. 1211 01:05:12,980 --> 01:05:14,915 You have to understand, Matthew, listen to my voice. 1212 01:05:15,048 --> 01:05:17,786 Look, we are in here for more, right? 1213 01:05:18,853 --> 01:05:20,387 She's got to see her mom. 1214 01:05:21,388 --> 01:05:22,657 And you'd help with that. 1215 01:05:23,123 --> 01:05:25,426 I'm not gonna make it hard for you, OK? 1216 01:05:31,064 --> 01:05:33,535 Go on, Anita, Anita, go on. 1217 01:05:33,668 --> 01:05:34,803 Matthew. 1218 01:05:35,570 --> 01:05:36,905 You got it, you got it. 1219 01:05:37,037 --> 01:05:38,372 It's OK. 1220 01:05:54,656 --> 01:05:56,056 Can you not look at me, please? 1221 01:05:56,190 --> 01:05:57,559 No, fuck no. 1222 01:05:58,292 --> 01:06:00,628 I'm looking right at you, 1223 01:06:00,762 --> 01:06:01,930 right fucking at you, 1224 01:06:02,062 --> 01:06:03,731 please, please. 1225 01:06:03,865 --> 01:06:05,098 No. 1226 01:06:05,232 --> 01:06:07,936 No, no, no, no! 1227 01:06:08,068 --> 01:06:09,571 Anita, stop! 1228 01:06:09,704 --> 01:06:13,106 Help, help, help! 1229 01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:14,408 What the fuck? 1230 01:06:14,542 --> 01:06:15,944 I'm gonna die, oh my God! 1231 01:06:16,076 --> 01:06:17,879 I'm gonna die, I'm gonna fucking die! 1232 01:06:18,011 --> 01:06:19,213 Do not do this. 1233 01:06:19,346 --> 01:06:20,949 I fucking have to! 1234 01:06:23,083 --> 01:06:24,619 It's OK, dude. 1235 01:06:29,691 --> 01:06:30,792 Do it. 1236 01:07:20,307 --> 01:07:21,843 I fucking have it! Fuck yeah! 1237 01:07:21,976 --> 01:07:23,443 I fucking have it! 1238 01:07:26,346 --> 01:07:27,381 What the fuck. 1239 01:07:27,582 --> 01:07:28,750 What the fuck! 1240 01:07:29,316 --> 01:07:30,818 What the fuck! 1241 01:07:33,287 --> 01:07:34,556 What the fuck? 1242 01:07:34,789 --> 01:07:36,824 What the fuck? 1243 01:07:38,325 --> 01:07:40,127 What the fuck? 1244 01:07:41,128 --> 01:07:42,830 What the fuck? 1245 01:07:45,700 --> 01:07:46,834 Oops, that's the wrong key. 1246 01:07:47,001 --> 01:07:50,170 Those doors are magnetically sealed. 1247 01:07:51,338 --> 01:07:53,173 Let's continue with the fun, shall we? 1248 01:07:54,308 --> 01:07:55,475 OK. 1249 01:07:57,879 --> 01:07:59,514 Last man standing wins. 1250 01:08:14,227 --> 01:08:15,195 Go. 1251 01:08:19,734 --> 01:08:20,500 I'm sorry. 1252 01:08:21,569 --> 01:08:24,906 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1253 01:08:29,376 --> 01:08:31,079 You wanted to protect your mom. 1254 01:08:31,211 --> 01:08:32,914 I'm so sorry. 1255 01:08:33,047 --> 01:08:34,414 I might have done the same thing. 1256 01:08:36,383 --> 01:08:38,151 It's all my fault. 1257 01:08:51,231 --> 01:08:52,299 What's wrong? 1258 01:09:01,576 --> 01:09:03,210 Are you gonna kill me? 1259 01:09:06,279 --> 01:09:08,049 We both can't leave. 1260 01:09:10,417 --> 01:09:11,853 What do you mean? 1261 01:09:13,855 --> 01:09:14,922 What do you mean? 1262 01:09:24,532 --> 01:09:26,299 There's always a winner. 1263 01:09:27,300 --> 01:09:28,803 This whole thing 1264 01:09:28,936 --> 01:09:30,571 is part of a sick, 1265 01:09:30,705 --> 01:09:32,774 fucked-up game show and it's not gonna stop. 1266 01:09:32,907 --> 01:09:34,241 It's not gonna stop. 1267 01:09:34,809 --> 01:09:36,944 Clock is ticking. This takes more than two minutes, 1268 01:09:37,078 --> 01:09:38,079 I'll just pick. 1269 01:09:42,249 --> 01:09:44,619 There's something else I've always wanted to say. 1270 01:09:47,989 --> 01:09:49,222 I love you. 1271 01:10:07,842 --> 01:10:09,744 Please don't do this. 1272 01:10:10,444 --> 01:10:12,046 Don't do this. 1273 01:10:12,513 --> 01:10:13,548 Don't fucking do this, 1274 01:10:13,681 --> 01:10:15,315 don't fucking do this! 1275 01:10:15,817 --> 01:10:16,984 -I really... -No! 1276 01:10:17,118 --> 01:10:18,385 -I really... -No! 1277 01:10:18,519 --> 01:10:19,787 I really do love you. 1278 01:10:23,091 --> 01:10:24,125 It's OK. 1279 01:10:25,860 --> 01:10:27,195 It's OK. 1280 01:10:28,162 --> 01:10:30,230 Just promise me one thing. 1281 01:10:35,435 --> 01:10:36,503 Win. 1282 01:10:36,637 --> 01:10:39,406 No! No! 1283 01:10:42,043 --> 01:10:43,111 Matthew! 1284 01:10:58,559 --> 01:11:00,161 Congratulations, 1285 01:11:00,293 --> 01:11:01,629 Anita. 1286 01:11:02,964 --> 01:11:04,766 You are our winner. 1287 01:15:14,215 --> 01:15:16,183 Come on in, darling, take a seat. 1288 01:15:16,917 --> 01:15:17,685 No change. 1289 01:15:17,818 --> 01:15:20,087 There's no catch, just 1290 01:15:20,221 --> 01:15:20,921 you and me, 1291 01:15:21,055 --> 01:15:22,323 one more game, 1292 01:15:22,456 --> 01:15:23,257 one last game, 1293 01:15:23,391 --> 01:15:24,525 hm? 1294 01:15:25,893 --> 01:15:27,561 That said, come on. 1295 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:33,801 Welcome back, 1296 01:15:33,934 --> 01:15:34,969 Anita. 1297 01:15:35,903 --> 01:15:37,338 You know how it goes, folks. 1298 01:15:37,471 --> 01:15:39,306 It is time for... 1299 01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:41,742 Pick your Prize. 1300 01:15:43,344 --> 01:15:44,945 Ah! 1301 01:15:49,116 --> 01:15:52,720 Anita, all you have to do is pick the right box and 1302 01:15:53,187 --> 01:15:54,422 you can be free. 1303 01:15:56,023 --> 01:15:58,092 There's no winning prize. 1304 01:15:58,259 --> 01:16:00,127 Oh, there's always a winner. 1305 01:16:00,261 --> 01:16:01,462 You're just gonna kill me. 1306 01:16:02,496 --> 01:16:04,533 My pictures are in the cabinet. 1307 01:16:04,665 --> 01:16:06,033 Do it. One more fun game with me, then home, 1308 01:16:06,167 --> 01:16:07,435 you can go home with mommy. 1309 01:16:08,135 --> 01:16:10,004 Is this really all you are, Barry? 1310 01:16:11,038 --> 01:16:12,239 Barry's dead. 1311 01:16:12,373 --> 01:16:13,707 You killed him. 1312 01:16:24,385 --> 01:16:25,554 I'm your host. 1313 01:16:27,321 --> 01:16:29,490 You just don't seem to get it, do you? 1314 01:16:29,623 --> 01:16:30,559 What? 1315 01:16:33,094 --> 01:16:36,764 I am the only person in the world who could bring Barry back. 1316 01:16:40,034 --> 01:16:41,702 I could tell everyone I lied. 1317 01:16:43,404 --> 01:16:46,073 I can turn your life back to normal. 1318 01:16:48,142 --> 01:16:49,777 Unless you did do something. 1319 01:16:50,744 --> 01:16:51,278 Boo! 1320 01:16:51,879 --> 01:16:53,981 Pull a string, alright? 1321 01:16:55,149 --> 01:16:58,219 Fucking pull a string, you fucking do it, you do it now! 1322 01:17:00,421 --> 01:17:01,455 I'm sorry. 1323 01:17:02,289 --> 01:17:04,559 There is no sorry. No, no. 1324 01:17:06,026 --> 01:17:07,428 You didn't just go along. 1325 01:17:07,562 --> 01:17:08,796 You knew what you were doing. 1326 01:17:10,164 --> 01:17:11,065 You lied. 1327 01:17:11,499 --> 01:17:12,500 You know you lied. 1328 01:17:13,334 --> 01:17:14,768 You wanted to save your mom's life, 1329 01:17:14,902 --> 01:17:16,971 so you took mine. 1330 01:17:19,173 --> 01:17:20,641 You took my life, 1331 01:17:20,774 --> 01:17:23,077 you took my family, 1332 01:17:23,944 --> 01:17:25,112 you... 1333 01:17:28,082 --> 01:17:29,518 You fucking took everything. 1334 01:17:32,286 --> 01:17:34,355 Did you ever even care what happened to me? 1335 01:17:34,488 --> 01:17:35,823 Did you ever even lose any sleep over it? 1336 01:17:35,956 --> 01:17:37,592 Of course I did. 1337 01:17:37,725 --> 01:17:39,360 Barry, I'm not a fucking monster. 1338 01:17:39,493 --> 01:17:40,761 People loving me. 1339 01:17:40,895 --> 01:17:41,795 Tell her. 1340 01:17:42,363 --> 01:17:44,298 Tell her you love me. 1341 01:17:45,299 --> 01:17:47,334 Tell her you love me! 1342 01:17:48,603 --> 01:17:49,803 She killed me. 1343 01:17:49,937 --> 01:17:51,172 You saved her life, Barry. 1344 01:17:51,305 --> 01:17:53,642 I, I traded your life for hers. 1345 01:17:55,142 --> 01:17:57,211 I saved your mom's life. 1346 01:17:58,946 --> 01:18:00,481 Barry saved her life. 1347 01:18:01,482 --> 01:18:02,950 Sure he did. 1348 01:18:04,385 --> 01:18:06,655 I don't know if I ever saved a life before. 1349 01:18:09,123 --> 01:18:10,991 We can talk about it, don't we? 1350 01:18:26,907 --> 01:18:28,375 I, uh... 1351 01:18:30,177 --> 01:18:32,614 Guess I only thought about what I lost. 1352 01:18:38,185 --> 01:18:40,454 I wanted to be the good guy. 1353 01:18:41,755 --> 01:18:43,090 I give away money. 1354 01:18:44,158 --> 01:18:45,926 To help people like your mom. 1355 01:18:48,329 --> 01:18:49,631 I wanted to be 1356 01:18:50,030 --> 01:18:51,633 a good dad. 1357 01:18:53,167 --> 01:18:54,835 Good husband. 1358 01:18:56,870 --> 01:18:58,540 Grandpa. 1359 01:18:59,641 --> 01:19:01,208 I wanted... 1360 01:19:03,645 --> 01:19:06,413 But you know, I never realized that maybe here... 1361 01:19:08,015 --> 01:19:09,684 my own shameful life... 1362 01:19:12,654 --> 01:19:15,022 Maybe it's not too late for me to do the right thing. 1363 01:19:15,155 --> 01:19:17,324 You know what, if you pull 1364 01:19:18,492 --> 01:19:20,662 a string for me and my little game, 1365 01:19:23,565 --> 01:19:24,798 I promise, 1366 01:19:29,203 --> 01:19:31,238 I actually promise. 1367 01:19:33,907 --> 01:19:35,342 I won't kill your mom. 1368 01:19:37,011 --> 01:19:39,113 Or even hurt her. 1369 01:19:39,246 --> 01:19:41,650 I won't even pop by and say hi. 1370 01:19:42,349 --> 01:19:44,952 So I don't know, you might want to think about that, 1371 01:19:45,085 --> 01:19:47,021 maybe take me up on this, and, but-- 1372 01:19:48,222 --> 01:19:49,524 There's the strings. 1373 01:19:59,734 --> 01:20:01,135 You promise? 1374 01:20:02,036 --> 01:20:02,771 I do. 1375 01:20:14,915 --> 01:20:15,983 Ha... 1376 01:20:29,229 --> 01:20:33,067 โ™ช Happy birthday to you โ™ช 1377 01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:37,271 โ™ช Happy birthday to you โ™ช 1378 01:20:37,404 --> 01:20:42,176 โ™ช Happy birthday to Anita โ™ช 1379 01:20:42,309 --> 01:20:44,244 โ™ช Happy birthday to you โ™ช 1380 01:21:21,583 --> 01:21:23,150 Ah! 1381 01:21:37,164 --> 01:21:38,800 I need to thank you. 1382 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:43,070 You saved me the trouble to have to add a scar after I kill you. 1383 01:21:45,139 --> 01:21:47,975 Right here next to Melissa and James and Matthew. 1384 01:21:49,009 --> 01:21:50,210 Anita. 1385 01:21:50,978 --> 01:21:52,580 It's my favorite one. 1386 01:21:54,481 --> 01:21:56,718 This is the most fucking honest thing you've done. 1387 01:21:57,985 --> 01:21:59,119 People like you, 1388 01:21:59,253 --> 01:22:00,555 you just lie and you... 1389 01:22:00,988 --> 01:22:02,256 You cheat 1390 01:22:02,389 --> 01:22:04,324 and you hurt people. 1391 01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:06,728 And there's no consequences. 1392 01:22:10,164 --> 01:22:11,533 The world needs me. 1393 01:22:12,132 --> 01:22:14,034 Do you know why? 1394 01:22:14,168 --> 01:22:16,170 Because I know how to play the game. 1395 01:22:18,740 --> 01:22:20,775 I know the rules. 1396 01:22:21,876 --> 01:22:24,344 They need me because I'm their host. 1397 01:22:26,915 --> 01:22:28,282 Can you forgive me? 1398 01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:34,021 You don't deserve forgiveness. 1399 01:22:34,988 --> 01:22:37,592 I don't need your forgiveness! 1400 01:22:40,895 --> 01:22:42,996 I need justice. 1401 01:22:48,035 --> 01:22:50,705 Oh, we're missing your birthday party. 1402 01:22:51,873 --> 01:22:53,641 Let me just put this on my desk. 1403 01:22:53,775 --> 01:22:54,542 Come on. 1404 01:22:54,676 --> 01:22:55,577 OK. 1405 01:23:02,884 --> 01:23:03,751 No! 1406 01:23:04,451 --> 01:23:06,754 No! No! 1407 01:23:12,894 --> 01:23:14,729 It's a pretty machine 1408 01:23:15,062 --> 01:23:17,732 to slam the birthday girl's face 1409 01:23:17,899 --> 01:23:19,634 into the cake. 1410 01:23:19,767 --> 01:23:21,335 There's gonna be a fucking knife in it. 1411 01:23:21,468 --> 01:23:23,605 You're gonna stab me in the fucking face! 1412 01:23:25,105 --> 01:23:28,510 -How do you know? -Cause I'm not fucking stupid. 1413 01:23:29,376 --> 01:23:31,078 Well, if you were smart, 1414 01:23:31,478 --> 01:23:33,080 you wouldn't have destroyed my life. 1415 01:23:33,748 --> 01:23:36,183 So... 1416 01:23:36,316 --> 01:23:39,286 -Happy birthday. -No, no, no! 1417 01:23:39,419 --> 01:23:42,289 -No! No! -Yes! Yes! 1418 01:23:42,422 --> 01:23:44,959 No, no! 1419 01:23:45,092 --> 01:23:46,493 Please, please. 1420 01:23:46,628 --> 01:23:47,829 Come on. 1421 01:23:47,962 --> 01:23:48,897 Please... 1422 01:23:50,264 --> 01:23:51,431 Please, don't do this to me. 1423 01:23:51,566 --> 01:23:53,166 Into the cake. 1424 01:23:55,369 --> 01:23:57,906 Happy birthday! 1425 01:24:11,351 --> 01:24:12,954 I got you. 1426 01:24:19,827 --> 01:24:22,162 There's no, there's no tricks. 1427 01:24:22,296 --> 01:24:23,230 There's no tricks, 1428 01:24:23,363 --> 01:24:24,866 there's nothing? 1429 01:24:26,768 --> 01:24:28,536 So I won? 1430 01:24:28,670 --> 01:24:31,673 -I won? -Congratulations. 1431 01:24:34,609 --> 01:24:36,811 Now, there is 1432 01:24:36,945 --> 01:24:39,047 some good news and some bad news. 1433 01:24:39,981 --> 01:24:41,415 The good news is... 1434 01:24:43,383 --> 01:24:44,652 You're free. 1435 01:24:44,786 --> 01:24:45,987 So I get to go home. 1436 01:24:48,990 --> 01:24:50,257 Come on. 1437 01:24:54,261 --> 01:24:56,430 There you go. 1438 01:24:56,564 --> 01:24:58,700 Just clean up right here, right there. 1439 01:24:58,833 --> 01:25:00,702 There you go, that's it, clean up. 1440 01:25:00,835 --> 01:25:02,502 But the bad news is... 1441 01:25:03,805 --> 01:25:05,707 The cake tastes terrible. 1442 01:25:09,077 --> 01:25:10,477 Oh. 1443 01:25:16,416 --> 01:25:17,652 Huh. 1444 01:25:18,086 --> 01:25:19,186 Oh... 1445 01:25:36,203 --> 01:25:37,270 I can't see. 1446 01:25:37,404 --> 01:25:38,472 I can't fucking see! 1447 01:25:38,940 --> 01:25:41,609 I can't, I can't see, I can't-- 1448 01:25:51,552 --> 01:25:53,554 I... My... 1449 01:25:53,688 --> 01:25:55,123 Help me. What the fuck? 1450 01:25:57,357 --> 01:25:58,826 What the fuck have you done? 1451 01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:00,293 What the fuck have you done? 1452 01:26:00,427 --> 01:26:01,729 What the fuck? 1453 01:26:01,863 --> 01:26:02,797 What the fuck? 1454 01:27:35,156 --> 01:27:36,924 I was acquitted in a court of law. 1455 01:27:37,058 --> 01:27:39,060 I was, I, I am innocent. 1456 01:27:39,193 --> 01:27:40,995 I am an innocent man. 1457 01:27:42,029 --> 01:27:43,931 Ah, OK, I did it. I did it. 1458 01:27:44,065 --> 01:27:45,666 I, I did it. I fucking did it. 1459 01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:48,301 Please, where's... I did it. 1460 01:27:48,468 --> 01:27:50,303 I, I, I, 1461 01:27:50,972 --> 01:27:52,840 we paid off all those women 1462 01:27:52,974 --> 01:27:53,741 who I, 1463 01:27:53,875 --> 01:27:55,543 who I assaulted. 1464 01:27:55,676 --> 01:27:57,779 -Assaulted? -Raped, raped, 1465 01:27:57,912 --> 01:28:00,014 raped, OK? I did it. I did it. 1466 01:28:00,148 --> 01:28:01,682 Please, please, please let me go. 1467 01:28:01,816 --> 01:28:02,650 Let me go. I'll pay you. 1468 01:28:02,784 --> 01:28:03,785 I'll pay you anything you want. 1469 01:28:03,918 --> 01:28:06,220 I'll pay you $250,000. 1470 01:28:06,353 --> 01:28:08,523 Please, I beg you, please. 1471 01:28:08,656 --> 01:28:10,191 They don't need your money. 1472 01:28:11,826 --> 01:28:13,426 They need justice. 1473 01:28:16,831 --> 01:28:18,099 This is what you're winning. 1474 01:28:18,298 --> 01:28:20,134 Oh no, no.95132

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