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Congratulations, Jake!
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You are our winner!
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You said if I win,
I could go home.
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It's time...
for the final round!
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Pick a box. Pull the string.
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Win a prize.
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And then I get to go?
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If you pull
the right string.
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What if I pull the wrong string?
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Well, everyone's a winner.
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Pull a string!
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I'll do anything,
please, please.
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Pull it!
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Pull it.
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Looks like
you won a shotgun.
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Courtesy of our friends
down at the shotgun factory.
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Not just any old gun,
a Shotgun-brand shotgun.
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Please, you said I can live.
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You promised.
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Well, people say
a lot of things.
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Thanks for playing, Jake,
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and we'll see you next time.
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No, no.
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Please, please.
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Please, please, help me!
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Please, help me!
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โช Are you readyAre you ready for it? โช
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โช If you wonderWhat I'm saying โช
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โช Don't you keep me waiting โช
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โช Like la, la, la โช
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โช Woo-hoo! If you wanna... โช
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Wow! This place
is legit amazing!
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Yup, whoever said
money can't buy happiness
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clearly couldn't afford
a 4,000-square-foot
summer house.
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Your rich uncle killed himself.
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Yeah, but he wasn't
like rich-rich,
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his wife tanked his investments,
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that's why he went...
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-What?
-The trust fund baby and I
will get the bags,
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we'll meet you inside.
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Matthew.
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Always the gentleman.
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Wait, no! Equal rights.
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Or am I forgetting something?
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Yup, you seem to get it
pretty clear.
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Carry my shit.
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I'm not one
of your ugly-ass rescue dogs.
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You wish you were!
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She treats those pit bulls
like royalty.
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Maybe you could give me
a belly rub.
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Ew.
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You're disgusting.
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Hey, man.
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You do know that nice guys
finish last, right?
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And where
do the dropouts finish?
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Oh, that's right.
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They end up working for daddy.
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Hey!
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Hey! I got my diploma!
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- Oh, yeah?
- No, Matthew!
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- I-- I actually really
fucking hate--
- Yeah.
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Why do you keep
bringing up...
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โช If you wonderWhat I'm saying โช
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โช Don't you keep me waiting โช
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โช Like la, la, la โช
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โช Da, da, du, du, du โช
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โช Hey, here we go again โช
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โช Falling from the skyWe got money in our hands, ha โช
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โช Hey, do that dirty dance โช
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โช We just live that lifeYou ain't seen nothing yet โช
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Oh my God, make it stop.
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โช Ain't seen nothing yet โช
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โช Happy birthday to Anita โช
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โช Happy birthday to you โช
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โช Ain't seen nothing yet โช
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โช Ain't seen nothing yet โช
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โช Hey, ain't seen nothing yet โช
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โช Ey, eyAin't seen nothing yet โช
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โช Hey, ain't seen nothing yet โช
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โช Ey, eyAin't seen nothing yet โช
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It would be
a great birthday present.
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Please, give it--
Give it to me.
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Anita.
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Truth or dare?
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No, I don't trust you.
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-If you're scared,
just say truth.
-Dare.
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I dare you to hook up
with Anita.
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No.
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What? It's hot.
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I'm not objectifying this
all for you.
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Come on.
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Just be a good girl.
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Don't I
get a say in this?
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It's my dad's
fucking summer house.
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For real?
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It's nothing
we didn't do
in parties at college.
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Are you sure?
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I've done worse.
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Okay.
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My turn.
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Or what?
If I don't kiss you too,
you'll kick me out?
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What the fuck? I was bluffing,
I didn't force you to do
anything, did I?
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You know, one day you're gonna
say that shit
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to the wrong person
and you're gonna get cancelled.
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Fucking uncancellable, baby.
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What was that?
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I don't know, probably a bear.
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-A huge one.
-It was nothing.
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-No worries.
-You know, men kill
more women than bears do.
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You know...
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he's probably waiting...
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the perfect moment...
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-to attack!
-Ah!
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Fuck!
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James...
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Maybe we should call the cops.
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And say what?
"There's a noise outside"?
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Stop being a dick to me!
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I'm the one that's gonna
go check it out,
so if you think about it,
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I'm the fucking hero!
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See you.
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Do not fucking do that!
There are timers,
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and if you mess it up,
I'll fucking kill you!
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Put it back on.
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Fuck!
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-Do not do that.
-Aw...
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Did you get scared?
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-I could've killed you.
-Okay. Mm.
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What is it?
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James.
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I don't know.
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What?
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- More drinking games?
- This was just out there.
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And you brought it inside?
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-Absolutely.
-No, why?
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That's super creepy.
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Just sitting out there.
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What are you even
gonna do with it?
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I don't know, Anita, film shit?
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Maybe your parents
are swingers.
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Yeah, that could be hot.
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You want to watch the tape
with me?
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Does anything gross you out?
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I mean,
I can probably set it up.
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No,
I don't think we should play it.
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I mean, yeah, I don't have to.
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God, I didn't realize we
couldn't have any fun.
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You're such a dud, Anita.
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Why don't you just go home
and hide with your mommy?
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I have a really bad feeling,
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and I would rather not do this.
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OK.
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I was just joking.
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You want to have fun?
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Yeah, well, not all of us
have summer houses
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and parents we can joke about.
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You
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are being a bitch.
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So why don't we all
just calm down,
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sit on the couch and hope
that this tape
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is of my parents
having sex.
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Smile.
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You think because you have all
this nice stuff
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you can control us?
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None of us actually like you,
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James.
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We only want to hang out
with you because your parents
are rich.
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What did you say?
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I said we only hang out with you
because your parents are rich.
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None of us like you.
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So it makes you happy to have
some creepy thing too?
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It is all yours.
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Asshole.
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Leave.
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I would like you to leave.
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Now.
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Now.
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I'm not, I'm not joking.
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I want you to fucking
leave my fucking house!
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Leave my fucking house!
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- These are my friends!
- Chill.
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- My fucking friends!
- Chill, man.
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-We've been drinking--
-You're mom's
gonna die pretty soon!
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Don't you think she'll
be bummed out if that shit
fucking happened?
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That's the best show.
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Fuck you.
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Well, fuck you.
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Fuck you!
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That was
like super fucked up, man.
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I was just trying
to have a bit of fun.
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Dude.
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You're seriously on her side?
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Matthew?
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Boo.
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You know that James was right.
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My mum probably is gonna die.
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You have no idea how hard I
worked her for her surgery.
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She's just still...
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not getting better.
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So I'm sorry if I can't...
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come out here and party and act
like everything's OK cause it's
not fucking OK,
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Matthew.
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I'm glad you're here tonight.
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You're a good person.
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You're not selfish.
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Hey.
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I--
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You're like
the best person I know.
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Should have just stayed home.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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I have a fucking knife.
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Fuck!
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Fuck!
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Fuck!
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This is getting way too easy.
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I am sick of this
fucking jumpscare bullshit.
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Hey.
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You deserve a lot worse
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after what you said to Anita.
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-What about her?
-You really upset her.
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This is why you're in here,
to just piss me off?
223
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No, actually, to wash my face.
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You have your own bathroom.
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I also wanted to finish
our conversation.
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So you're here to apologize?
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Mhm.
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I've been a bad girl.
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So what do you want
to do about it?
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Hm?
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Um.
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Mhm.
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-Nice.
-I know.
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Melissa!
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Do not leave me here
with blue balls.
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Melissa.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hey, wake up.
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Anita.
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Anita.
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00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:22,963
Melissa?
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I-- I need a one way car.
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Melissa?
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Melissa.
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James!
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James, the girls won't wake up!
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James!
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James!
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Who the fuck are you?
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James!
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James!
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There's someone in the house!
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Guys?
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00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:20,682
Guys?
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Guys!
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Matthew.
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Not you.
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-What the fuck?
-Oh my God.
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-Oh, fuck.
-Guys.
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OK.
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She sells seashells
by the seashore.
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Matthew?
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck's going on?
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It's not gonna fucking work.
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00:17:48,503 --> 00:17:50,404
Ah! Fuck!
268
00:17:50,538 --> 00:17:51,940
Fuck! Fuck!
269
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,841
Oh, what time is it?
270
00:17:54,609 --> 00:17:56,143
You did.
271
00:17:56,544 --> 00:17:57,311
Mhm.
272
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,247
Hm.
273
00:18:02,717 --> 00:18:03,885
Hey guys.
274
00:18:04,552 --> 00:18:05,787
Excuse me?
275
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,289
Excuse me, I, I think there must
be some kind of mix up.
276
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,358
Sir?
277
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,860
Sir!
278
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,065
You guys ready?
279
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,398
For what?
280
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,070
Alright, then five, four, three.
281
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,171
Two, one.
282
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,840
I'm your host.
283
00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:30,410
Welcome back!
284
00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:35,883
I have sure missed you.
285
00:18:36,017 --> 00:18:37,752
I hope you've missed me too.
286
00:18:37,885 --> 00:18:40,855
Uh, today we are back
with new contestants.
287
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,523
Let's meet them, shall we?
288
00:18:42,657 --> 00:18:45,760
Well, first up,
we've got nerdy man Matt.
289
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:48,128
Oh,
we've got Melissa the dog lover,
290
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:51,766
and then we've got James,
in the giant bank account.
291
00:18:51,899 --> 00:18:54,201
And last but not least,
we've got Anita.
292
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,738
Muy bonita.
293
00:18:56,871 --> 00:18:58,906
Let's give them
a big round of applause,
shall we?
294
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,241
How does he know us?
295
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,243
Now.
296
00:19:04,679 --> 00:19:07,280
I know this is
exciting because here you are
297
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,482
on the show.
298
00:19:08,616 --> 00:19:09,584
What a dream.
299
00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:14,789
Let me out
of the fucking chains.
300
00:19:14,922 --> 00:19:17,091
Now this first round is
gonna be nice and easy.
301
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,259
We're just gonna play
a warm-up round, OK?
302
00:19:19,393 --> 00:19:21,062
Simple.
303
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,664
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
304
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,600
And then you let us go, right?
305
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:27,135
Hey,
306
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,736
there's always a winner.
307
00:19:29,804 --> 00:19:31,072
All right, you guys ready?
308
00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:33,473
All right, here, here we go.
309
00:19:36,144 --> 00:19:37,411
Yes!
310
00:19:38,813 --> 00:19:40,148
It's so embarrassing.
311
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,381
I'm sorry.
312
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:43,350
God,
313
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,153
uh, you know what, folks, uh,
314
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,055
we're gonna be
right back after a short,
315
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,856
uh, commercial break.
316
00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:50,323
Uh,
317
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,959
not to worry.
318
00:19:52,093 --> 00:19:53,260
Be back in a jiffy.
319
00:19:55,797 --> 00:19:57,598
Sorry, I'll be right back.
320
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,134
God, I'm so forgetful.
321
00:20:01,836 --> 00:20:03,370
Why is he calling us
contestants?
322
00:20:06,007 --> 00:20:07,642
Who the fuck was he talking to?
323
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:10,511
Stupid,
stupid, stupid.
324
00:20:14,682 --> 00:20:16,349
He just got mewith a needle inthe neck.
325
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,019
Think this could be a prank?
326
00:20:18,152 --> 00:20:18,986
For real, think about it.
327
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,724
This is like a set up
328
00:20:22,857 --> 00:20:25,059
for some sort of like elaborate
prank, like a game show.
329
00:20:25,193 --> 00:20:27,028
-There's cameras,
so it's fucking--
-What kind of prank show
330
00:20:27,161 --> 00:20:28,696
kidnaps the participants
with poisoned needles?
331
00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:31,331
I don't know,
something on TV.
332
00:20:34,936 --> 00:20:36,204
One of you's in on it, right?
333
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,071
Who?
334
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:41,408
Matty, is it you?
335
00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:43,310
-This is you.
This is so fucking epic.
-It's not me, man.
336
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,546
- It is you.
-I just said it's not fucking me!
337
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,582
All right, calm down.
338
00:20:47,715 --> 00:20:49,449
OK, we've got to keep our cool,
339
00:20:49,617 --> 00:20:51,986
think straight,
and we can't start pointing
fingers.
340
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,454
Is it you, Melissa,
you fucking bitch?
341
00:20:54,589 --> 00:20:56,657
- This is fucking good.
- -Shut the fuck up for a second.
342
00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:59,093
You know you're the only one
out of all of us who can
afford this.
343
00:21:01,696 --> 00:21:04,732
OK, papers, scissors, shoot,
344
00:21:04,866 --> 00:21:07,668
rock, paper, scissor, shoot.
345
00:21:09,537 --> 00:21:10,805
OK.
346
00:21:17,578 --> 00:21:18,212
And...
347
00:21:25,186 --> 00:21:26,554
Sorry about that, folks,
348
00:21:26,687 --> 00:21:27,889
had a slight technical
difficulty,
349
00:21:28,022 --> 00:21:30,591
but now it is time
350
00:21:30,725 --> 00:21:31,592
for the first round.
351
00:21:31,726 --> 00:21:32,894
Come on, come on.
352
00:21:33,027 --> 00:21:33,861
Everybody hands in.
353
00:21:33,995 --> 00:21:35,797
It is time for rock,
354
00:21:35,930 --> 00:21:37,698
paper, scissors, shoot.
355
00:21:39,734 --> 00:21:41,468
You know the rules,
but here,
356
00:21:41,602 --> 00:21:42,904
we all go at the same time.
357
00:21:44,005 --> 00:21:45,706
No, it's more fun that way.
It really is.
358
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,908
OK.
359
00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:48,042
All right, here we go.
360
00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:50,044
Uh, when I say ready and...
361
00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:51,612
Ready.
362
00:21:51,746 --> 00:21:53,614
Rock, paper,
scissors, shoot.
363
00:21:53,748 --> 00:21:55,315
OK, good, good.
364
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,753
Your paper and your rock
and well, you both are,
365
00:21:58,886 --> 00:22:00,922
um, well, you're both scissors,
so, um,
366
00:22:01,055 --> 00:22:02,290
you know what, ladies first.
367
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:03,456
You know I want to play.
368
00:22:03,591 --> 00:22:04,625
Gotta be kind.
369
00:22:04,759 --> 00:22:05,293
Got to be polite.
370
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,493
That's,
371
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:08,229
you know,
that's how we do it.
372
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:09,263
OK, so now.
373
00:22:09,764 --> 00:22:12,166
Anita, if you can beat me
374
00:22:12,967 --> 00:22:14,101
at rock, paper, scissors, shoot,
375
00:22:14,235 --> 00:22:15,770
then you get to pick your prize.
376
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,738
Ready and...
377
00:22:18,072 --> 00:22:20,842
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
378
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,644
OK, uh.
379
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:26,346
I picked shoot.
380
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,149
So that means you win
381
00:22:28,282 --> 00:22:29,617
because
I cheated and when you cheat,
382
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:31,085
you lose,
383
00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:33,254
so you get to pick your price,
384
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,156
scissors or shoot.
385
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:37,457
Scissors or shoot?
386
00:22:37,592 --> 00:22:38,759
Scissors or shoot?
387
00:22:38,893 --> 00:22:40,828
-Shoot.
-Good.
388
00:22:40,962 --> 00:22:42,163
I like shoot, shoot's good,
that's good.
389
00:22:42,296 --> 00:22:44,065
That's, you know,
I would've picked shoot.
390
00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:46,100
OK, good.
391
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:49,036
Uh, shoot.
So now everybody hands back in,
392
00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:51,105
back in, always in, always in,
or else.
393
00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:52,773
OK, good, good, good, good.
394
00:22:52,907 --> 00:22:53,808
Paper.
395
00:22:54,675 --> 00:22:55,776
Now you just need to
come in a little bit more,
396
00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:57,178
a little bit more.
397
00:22:57,612 --> 00:23:00,047
Your paper, right,
so you are first.
398
00:23:00,181 --> 00:23:01,249
Hold on.
399
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:03,184
This is fun.
400
00:23:03,317 --> 00:23:04,819
OK, now, go like this.
401
00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:07,154
-Just a little.
-Are you serious?
402
00:23:07,288 --> 00:23:08,556
Yeah,
just a little piece of paper.
403
00:23:08,689 --> 00:23:10,324
-Nice and wide.
-I don't want to.
404
00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:11,225
Just a little
piece of paper like this, ah.
405
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:12,226
Ah.
406
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,594
Ah! Ah, little thing.
407
00:23:13,728 --> 00:23:15,997
Fuck!
408
00:23:16,130 --> 00:23:17,164
What the fuck?
409
00:23:17,298 --> 00:23:18,566
You're, you're a rock.
410
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,335
Dude,
what the fuck was that?
411
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,804
Matthew! Matthew!
412
00:23:23,938 --> 00:23:26,007
- No, dude, come on.
- Scissors, scissors.
413
00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:27,541
OK, that feels like real metal.
414
00:23:27,675 --> 00:23:28,542
It is.
415
00:23:38,185 --> 00:23:40,621
Hey, hey!
Don't move, don't move.
416
00:23:40,755 --> 00:23:43,190
-Don't move, come right over.
-No, no!
417
00:23:43,324 --> 00:23:44,191
-Stop!
-No, no!
418
00:23:44,325 --> 00:23:45,393
Everyone's a winner!
419
00:23:45,526 --> 00:23:47,528
Everyone's a winner!
420
00:23:47,662 --> 00:23:49,530
Please, please!
421
00:23:49,730 --> 00:23:50,898
Everybody's a winner.
422
00:23:51,032 --> 00:23:52,333
Everybody's a winner.
423
00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:53,834
-Please!
-Rock...
424
00:23:53,968 --> 00:23:55,002
-No, no!
-Paper...
425
00:23:55,136 --> 00:23:56,570
Scissors...
426
00:23:56,704 --> 00:23:58,072
-Shoot!
-Please, please!
427
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:01,542
I, uh, picked the wrong gun.
428
00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:03,711
Aren't you lucky?
429
00:24:05,146 --> 00:24:05,846
Ah!
430
00:24:08,816 --> 00:24:12,954
Let's give them a round
of applause, shall we?
431
00:24:40,781 --> 00:24:42,216
How long was I out?
432
00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:43,951
A few hours?
433
00:24:44,085 --> 00:24:45,786
It's hard to tell time in here.
434
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,888
James, can you please stop
fucking pacing?
435
00:24:52,526 --> 00:24:54,261
Why the fuck are we in here?
436
00:24:58,232 --> 00:24:59,367
I don't know.
437
00:25:00,401 --> 00:25:02,470
But we need some sort of plan
to get out.
438
00:25:02,603 --> 00:25:03,604
Any ideas?
439
00:25:03,738 --> 00:25:04,905
I know my plan.
440
00:25:05,039 --> 00:25:06,240
No losing games.
441
00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:08,275
Yeah, but someone always loses.
442
00:25:08,409 --> 00:25:10,111
You got off pretty easy
last round.
443
00:25:10,745 --> 00:25:11,779
What?
Getting a concussion?
444
00:25:11,912 --> 00:25:13,280
A concussion?
445
00:25:13,614 --> 00:25:14,849
I lost a fucking finger!
446
00:25:14,982 --> 00:25:16,851
Let's lay off.
447
00:25:16,984 --> 00:25:18,486
Well, you got something
you want to say?
448
00:25:18,619 --> 00:25:19,754
Well,
I couldn't find you last night.
449
00:25:19,887 --> 00:25:21,555
Isn't that suspicious?
450
00:25:21,856 --> 00:25:23,257
Well, you're walking around
with all of us passed out,
451
00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:24,425
shady as fuck to me.
452
00:25:24,558 --> 00:25:26,293
Guys, just stop arguing.
453
00:25:26,427 --> 00:25:28,295
I fucking suspect you too.
I suspect you.
454
00:25:28,429 --> 00:25:29,430
This has got
nothing to do with me!
455
00:25:29,563 --> 00:25:30,731
I trust
456
00:25:30,965 --> 00:25:32,233
none of you!
457
00:25:35,636 --> 00:25:36,203
Guys.
458
00:26:00,661 --> 00:26:02,229
What the fuck is that?
459
00:26:02,730 --> 00:26:03,564
It...
460
00:26:03,697 --> 00:26:05,633
is...
461
00:26:05,766 --> 00:26:09,036
Wheel of Pain!
462
00:26:10,838 --> 00:26:12,840
Please,
you don't have to do this.
463
00:26:12,973 --> 00:26:14,675
Just go.
464
00:26:15,042 --> 00:26:16,177
Oh, I get it.
465
00:26:16,644 --> 00:26:19,346
You know what, uh, yeah,
totally get it.
466
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,082
Sometimes somebody does
something that's unfair,
467
00:26:21,215 --> 00:26:23,217
right, and selfish and--
468
00:26:25,052 --> 00:26:26,620
Well, because of that,
some other person
469
00:26:26,754 --> 00:26:28,355
does something
like bad
470
00:26:28,489 --> 00:26:30,891
and then someone else
gets hurt like real bad
471
00:26:31,492 --> 00:26:33,894
and like just a lot
and that's just,
472
00:26:34,028 --> 00:26:35,029
well, it's a cycle, right?
473
00:26:35,162 --> 00:26:37,031
It just happens over and over
474
00:26:37,164 --> 00:26:39,266
and over, that makes sense,
right?
475
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,335
I mean, that makes sense,
right?
476
00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:42,203
You sad?
477
00:26:44,738 --> 00:26:45,574
Mm?
478
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,208
I don't want to be here.
479
00:26:47,341 --> 00:26:48,709
I don't want to be here either.
480
00:26:50,411 --> 00:26:51,912
I really don't.
481
00:26:53,747 --> 00:26:55,116
But here sure we are.
482
00:26:58,553 --> 00:26:59,720
OK, I'll tell you what.
483
00:27:01,021 --> 00:27:02,591
I am...
484
00:27:03,691 --> 00:27:06,026
I'm going to give three
of you a chance.
485
00:27:06,561 --> 00:27:07,761
It's a bonus round.
486
00:27:08,262 --> 00:27:09,296
To get out, right?
487
00:27:09,430 --> 00:27:10,331
No pain,
488
00:27:10,698 --> 00:27:11,699
no catch.
489
00:27:12,199 --> 00:27:14,569
All you have to do is confess.
490
00:27:14,702 --> 00:27:15,604
Well, the other three
491
00:27:16,370 --> 00:27:18,239
can just walk
right out that door.
492
00:27:18,739 --> 00:27:20,274
It's a chance that I never got,
493
00:27:20,407 --> 00:27:21,909
but you got it there.
494
00:27:22,877 --> 00:27:24,411
The worst thing
495
00:27:24,546 --> 00:27:25,312
you
496
00:27:25,446 --> 00:27:27,915
ever did
497
00:27:28,048 --> 00:27:28,816
or die.
498
00:27:36,023 --> 00:27:37,458
Starting with James.
499
00:27:37,592 --> 00:27:38,692
Worst thing he ever did.
500
00:27:39,226 --> 00:27:40,394
No fucking way, man,
I don't wanna play.
501
00:27:43,197 --> 00:27:44,231
The worst thing you ever did.
502
00:27:44,365 --> 00:27:45,733
Or I'll crush your testicles.
503
00:27:51,573 --> 00:27:53,508
Alright, I, I,
I was in a car crash.
504
00:27:53,642 --> 00:27:55,442
I was in a fucking car crash,
but my dad took the blame,
505
00:27:55,577 --> 00:27:56,977
so it wasn't even like a DUI.
506
00:27:57,111 --> 00:27:58,647
My name wasn't even
fucking on it,
507
00:27:58,779 --> 00:28:00,114
so it's like it never fucking
happened, right?
508
00:28:00,247 --> 00:28:02,283
That's no fucking
big fucking deal, OK?
509
00:28:02,416 --> 00:28:03,284
That's no big deal,
510
00:28:03,417 --> 00:28:04,251
is it?
511
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,956
-There's more!
-She died.
512
00:28:09,089 --> 00:28:11,792
I fucking ran a red light
and T-boned her and she
fucking died.
513
00:28:11,926 --> 00:28:12,760
I left her.
514
00:28:14,295 --> 00:28:15,696
Say her name.
515
00:28:15,829 --> 00:28:17,932
-Say her name!
-You fucking asshole!
516
00:28:18,132 --> 00:28:19,767
You fucking asshole!
517
00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:21,702
-I don't know her name!
-It is your fucking fault!
518
00:28:21,835 --> 00:28:24,038
-I don't know her name!
-You're fucking useless!
519
00:28:24,171 --> 00:28:25,674
- You know!
- Ashley!
520
00:28:25,806 --> 00:28:27,107
- Ashley, her name was Ashley.
- Yeah.
521
00:28:28,242 --> 00:28:31,646
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
522
00:28:32,346 --> 00:28:35,849
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
523
00:28:35,983 --> 00:28:37,284
Wait.
524
00:28:37,418 --> 00:28:38,118
Anita.
525
00:28:40,287 --> 00:28:41,355
Worst thing you ever did?
526
00:28:44,024 --> 00:28:45,759
Worst thing you ever did?
527
00:28:50,798 --> 00:28:51,533
Say it.
528
00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:53,434
Come on.
529
00:28:54,468 --> 00:28:55,836
Anita.
530
00:28:56,203 --> 00:28:57,771
It's OK, OK? It's OK.
531
00:28:57,905 --> 00:28:59,006
It's you.
532
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,140
Mm.
533
00:29:01,543 --> 00:29:03,678
To pay for my mom's surgery...
534
00:29:03,811 --> 00:29:05,012
I, um...
535
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:06,880
I...
536
00:29:07,014 --> 00:29:08,482
Um...
537
00:29:09,783 --> 00:29:12,152
I, I made an adult web page.
538
00:29:13,921 --> 00:29:15,022
Mhm.
539
00:29:15,889 --> 00:29:17,291
Go on, go on, go on.
540
00:29:18,225 --> 00:29:20,294
And I'm sorry that I did it.
541
00:29:20,894 --> 00:29:23,764
But,
but I wish I'd never done it.
542
00:29:23,897 --> 00:29:24,999
You shouldn't, don't be sorry.
543
00:29:25,132 --> 00:29:26,735
Don't be sorry. You know why?
544
00:29:31,472 --> 00:29:32,707
Good guy.
545
00:29:32,973 --> 00:29:34,241
Your turn.
546
00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:35,744
Go.
547
00:29:35,876 --> 00:29:36,711
Go on.
548
00:29:36,844 --> 00:29:37,878
What?
549
00:29:38,245 --> 00:29:40,047
I scam people online.
550
00:29:41,015 --> 00:29:42,049
Yeah.
551
00:29:44,719 --> 00:29:46,887
I watched
what all you guys did online.
552
00:29:47,021 --> 00:29:48,789
I can't hear you.
553
00:29:49,658 --> 00:29:51,660
I got greedy, OK?
I got greedy.
554
00:29:53,427 --> 00:29:55,597
Tricked an old couple into
giving me their identity.
555
00:29:57,666 --> 00:29:58,667
That...
556
00:29:59,601 --> 00:30:00,968
I didn't even get the money.
557
00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:02,369
It was an accident, OK?
558
00:30:02,504 --> 00:30:03,937
Just went into a block chain.
559
00:30:17,519 --> 00:30:19,721
Now you...
560
00:30:19,853 --> 00:30:22,590
I bet you did
something real bad.
561
00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:24,592
Didn't you?
562
00:30:24,925 --> 00:30:26,060
Huh?
563
00:30:26,460 --> 00:30:28,195
-Go ahead.
-I don't want to.
564
00:30:29,263 --> 00:30:30,297
Please?
565
00:30:30,431 --> 00:30:31,432
For me?
566
00:30:31,566 --> 00:30:32,232
Huh?
567
00:30:33,067 --> 00:30:34,134
Tell us.
568
00:30:34,268 --> 00:30:35,503
We all want to hear, right?
569
00:30:35,637 --> 00:30:36,403
Come on.
570
00:30:36,538 --> 00:30:37,338
Tell us.
571
00:30:37,471 --> 00:30:40,174
OK, I, I did
572
00:30:40,307 --> 00:30:41,842
business with
573
00:30:41,975 --> 00:30:43,944
bad people to raise
enough money to
574
00:30:44,078 --> 00:30:46,914
keep the pit bull
rescue shelter open.
575
00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:49,651
Fuck!
576
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,254
OK, there's more to it.
577
00:30:56,123 --> 00:30:57,491
We got a call
578
00:30:58,158 --> 00:30:59,993
about a guy
579
00:31:00,127 --> 00:31:02,463
who had a violent pit bull
with cuts all over it,
580
00:31:02,597 --> 00:31:03,598
and when we went
to check it out,
581
00:31:03,732 --> 00:31:07,234
he had his dogs
582
00:31:07,468 --> 00:31:09,937
for fighting, for dog fighting.
583
00:31:11,573 --> 00:31:14,975
We needed the money,
so when we had dogs we couldn't
get homes for,
584
00:31:16,578 --> 00:31:18,345
we sold them to him.
585
00:31:18,479 --> 00:31:19,848
What the fuck, Melissa?
586
00:31:20,782 --> 00:31:22,817
They would
have been put down anyway.
587
00:31:23,951 --> 00:31:25,687
There were so many,
he paid a lot for them.
588
00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:26,821
Was there a winner?
589
00:31:26,954 --> 00:31:28,889
Ding, ding, ding!
590
00:31:31,358 --> 00:31:32,459
Just kidding.
591
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,228
Just kidding.
592
00:31:35,663 --> 00:31:37,732
You should see
the look on your face.
593
00:31:37,866 --> 00:31:38,932
Boink.
594
00:31:42,837 --> 00:31:45,205
That was so fun.
595
00:31:45,707 --> 00:31:47,141
OK.
596
00:31:51,979 --> 00:31:53,480
But uh...
597
00:31:55,517 --> 00:31:57,251
Yeah, one of you, uh,
598
00:31:57,552 --> 00:31:58,887
didn't tell the whole truth.
599
00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:02,690
Who, who was it?
600
00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:05,426
Would you let them go anyway?
601
00:32:08,863 --> 00:32:09,963
Not now.
602
00:32:10,598 --> 00:32:11,633
Because now...
603
00:32:12,466 --> 00:32:13,500
It's...
604
00:32:13,902 --> 00:32:15,169
Time...
605
00:32:15,670 --> 00:32:17,104
For...
606
00:32:17,471 --> 00:32:20,207
Wheel of Pain!
607
00:32:22,877 --> 00:32:23,511
Woo!
608
00:32:23,645 --> 00:32:24,512
So.
609
00:32:24,646 --> 00:32:26,614
Eeny, Meeny,
610
00:32:26,748 --> 00:32:28,683
Miney, Moe.
611
00:32:28,817 --> 00:32:30,250
Melissa! Come on down.
612
00:32:30,384 --> 00:32:31,519
Let's play Wheel of Pain.
613
00:32:32,019 --> 00:32:33,721
I'll release the chain and...
614
00:32:37,324 --> 00:32:38,827
That's it. Pull on the chain.
615
00:32:40,994 --> 00:32:42,329
Come on.
616
00:32:43,330 --> 00:32:44,866
Come on, isn't this exciting?
617
00:32:44,998 --> 00:32:46,534
Now this
618
00:32:46,668 --> 00:32:48,570
is the famous Wheel of Pain.
619
00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:50,237
All you have to do...
620
00:32:52,406 --> 00:32:54,041
Is spin it as hard as you can.
621
00:32:54,174 --> 00:32:55,743
Wherever it lands,
that's the game you get to play.
622
00:32:56,644 --> 00:32:57,879
I just spin it?
623
00:32:58,011 --> 00:32:59,313
Yes, you just spin it.
624
00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:04,117
That's right.
625
00:33:06,855 --> 00:33:08,355
Wheel of Pain!
Wherever it lands,
626
00:33:08,489 --> 00:33:10,390
that's the game you get to play.
627
00:33:10,525 --> 00:33:12,092
Whoo, that's great. Good.
628
00:33:12,226 --> 00:33:13,427
What does it mean?
629
00:33:14,194 --> 00:33:17,899
Please step right up here
for the studio audience.
630
00:33:18,031 --> 00:33:19,199
Oh please, right here.
631
00:33:19,901 --> 00:33:21,068
Melissa?
632
00:33:21,903 --> 00:33:24,639
Look through the viewfinder
and hold it. There we go.
633
00:33:24,772 --> 00:33:26,975
Hold it up so that you can
see the photos in there.
634
00:33:27,107 --> 00:33:29,978
Now all you have to do
is correctly identify
635
00:33:30,110 --> 00:33:32,914
the three famous cities
in the photographs and you win.
636
00:33:33,046 --> 00:33:34,281
If you can't,
637
00:33:34,649 --> 00:33:36,951
well, uh, all right, please,
638
00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:39,554
name the first city.
639
00:33:43,457 --> 00:33:44,759
It's a photo of Paris.
640
00:33:44,893 --> 00:33:46,961
Is it Paris?
641
00:33:47,094 --> 00:33:48,696
Ding, very good.
642
00:33:48,830 --> 00:33:50,632
Now,
go ahead and click the lever
643
00:33:50,765 --> 00:33:53,001
to advance to the next photo.
644
00:33:56,403 --> 00:33:59,172
-Uh, New York.
-Is it New York?
645
00:34:00,942 --> 00:34:02,175
Great!
646
00:34:02,309 --> 00:34:03,678
And next.
647
00:34:09,483 --> 00:34:11,051
Uh, this is a famous city.
648
00:34:11,184 --> 00:34:13,021
-I don't know.
-It's famous to someone.
649
00:34:13,153 --> 00:34:14,488
Three, two...
650
00:34:14,822 --> 00:34:16,591
Uh, Philadelphia.
651
00:34:17,491 --> 00:34:18,960
Is it Philadelphia?
652
00:34:19,092 --> 00:34:20,193
Aw!
653
00:34:20,327 --> 00:34:22,195
Oh, I'm sorry, Melissa.
654
00:34:22,329 --> 00:34:24,231
The correct answer was Akron,
655
00:34:24,364 --> 00:34:25,867
Akron, Ohio.
656
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,434
Uh, game over.
657
00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:29,671
You're not gonna like this.
658
00:34:29,804 --> 00:34:31,371
That's not fair!
659
00:34:31,506 --> 00:34:32,941
You have to give her
another chance!
660
00:34:33,206 --> 00:34:34,809
Another chance, man.
661
00:34:35,275 --> 00:34:36,578
Please.
662
00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:39,814
Please, just one more shot.
663
00:34:39,948 --> 00:34:40,882
Please.
664
00:34:42,115 --> 00:34:43,585
One last chance.
665
00:34:46,955 --> 00:34:48,388
And...
666
00:34:48,523 --> 00:34:49,489
click
667
00:34:49,624 --> 00:34:51,124
the lever.
668
00:34:55,763 --> 00:34:56,363
Ah!
669
00:35:02,269 --> 00:35:04,772
Ah! Woo!
670
00:35:04,906 --> 00:35:06,406
Oh, who else wants to play?
671
00:35:06,541 --> 00:35:08,308
Let me help her, man,
please.
672
00:35:08,676 --> 00:35:10,110
Let's try and win you a prize.
673
00:35:10,243 --> 00:35:11,211
You want to spin it?
674
00:35:11,345 --> 00:35:12,379
No!
675
00:35:12,513 --> 00:35:14,481
You're a fucking psycho!
676
00:35:14,616 --> 00:35:15,883
James!
677
00:35:16,017 --> 00:35:17,719
I'll spin it for you.
678
00:35:17,852 --> 00:35:19,419
You know what, actually,
I really enjoy spinning it.
679
00:35:19,554 --> 00:35:20,688
My favorite part.
680
00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:30,732
Perfect!
681
00:35:31,264 --> 00:35:32,600
My favorite.
682
00:35:32,734 --> 00:35:34,936
Help me, please!
683
00:35:35,069 --> 00:35:36,436
Don't be rude,
you had your turn!
684
00:35:36,571 --> 00:35:38,138
All right, here's the game.
685
00:35:38,271 --> 00:35:39,874
It's the whole game, right?
I gotta unchain you.
686
00:35:40,008 --> 00:35:41,441
I force you to run back
and forth across the room,
687
00:35:41,576 --> 00:35:43,778
you run too fast,
like throw you,
688
00:35:43,911 --> 00:35:45,780
and um, you know,
it's a whole process.
689
00:35:45,913 --> 00:35:47,949
Yeah, I know,
fucking unchain me, man.
690
00:35:48,082 --> 00:35:49,149
Let's play.
691
00:35:49,282 --> 00:35:50,250
That sounds fucking awesome.
692
00:35:50,384 --> 00:35:52,120
Here's the thing.
693
00:35:52,252 --> 00:35:53,554
I don't like you
because you talk too much,
694
00:35:53,688 --> 00:35:55,923
so, um, let, let's flip for it.
695
00:35:56,057 --> 00:35:58,626
OK. See if you win or if I win,
OK?
696
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,061
You up for it?
697
00:36:00,193 --> 00:36:01,261
Fuck, whatever,
698
00:36:01,395 --> 00:36:02,295
flip your fucking coin.
699
00:36:02,429 --> 00:36:04,132
OK, good, good.
700
00:36:04,264 --> 00:36:05,265
Got a coin?
701
00:36:06,134 --> 00:36:07,835
Alright, fine, fine.
702
00:36:08,268 --> 00:36:09,302
We'll use my coin.
703
00:36:09,436 --> 00:36:10,972
Just tired of losing quarters,
704
00:36:11,105 --> 00:36:12,406
you know,
every time I play this game,
705
00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:13,240
I lose a coin.
706
00:36:13,373 --> 00:36:14,374
So all right.
707
00:36:16,410 --> 00:36:17,145
Call it.
708
00:36:17,277 --> 00:36:18,412
That's...
709
00:36:18,546 --> 00:36:20,280
Fuck yeah, fuck you.
710
00:36:20,414 --> 00:36:22,416
Was really looking forward
to killing you with this drill.
711
00:36:23,216 --> 00:36:24,585
All right.
712
00:36:25,452 --> 00:36:26,788
Take that.
713
00:36:26,921 --> 00:36:29,489
-Take it, take it!
-No, no.
714
00:36:29,624 --> 00:36:31,659
-Right there. Alright,
what I want you to do...
-No, no.
715
00:36:31,793 --> 00:36:33,193
Just take it!
716
00:36:33,995 --> 00:36:34,929
Squeeze right there.
717
00:36:35,997 --> 00:36:38,365
That thing goes bzz
to that guy, OK?
718
00:36:38,498 --> 00:36:40,300
Now you put it into his ear
and you push it through
the other side,
719
00:36:40,434 --> 00:36:43,971
- and go, go, go.
- -No, I'm not gonna do it!
720
00:36:44,105 --> 00:36:46,974
Then I will fucking
drill him myself
and then I'll drill Melissa
721
00:36:47,108 --> 00:36:51,546
and then I'll fucking drill
James and I'll fucking bury you
in the goddamn cross.
722
00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:54,949
-Just drill his ear.
-I'd never do this to you.
I'd never hurt you.
723
00:36:55,083 --> 00:36:56,316
I will give you some urgency.
724
00:36:56,584 --> 00:36:57,518
I'll undo your chain.
725
00:36:57,652 --> 00:36:58,351
There you go.
726
00:36:58,485 --> 00:36:59,887
Now, all right,
727
00:37:00,021 --> 00:37:01,254
I'm gonna give you some
urgencies,
728
00:37:01,388 --> 00:37:02,790
all right, and 20.
729
00:37:04,192 --> 00:37:05,893
- 19, 18...
- I can't.
730
00:37:06,027 --> 00:37:08,629
-I can't, I can't do it.
-17, 16.
731
00:37:08,863 --> 00:37:10,031
I can't!
732
00:37:10,164 --> 00:37:11,532
No, I can't!
733
00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:14,135
-I'd never hurt you.
-Ten, nine...
734
00:37:14,267 --> 00:37:15,903
Now! Oh my God, seven.
735
00:37:16,771 --> 00:37:19,140
- Six, five...
- -Are you seriously gonna do this?
736
00:37:19,272 --> 00:37:21,576
Four, three...
737
00:37:21,709 --> 00:37:23,376
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
738
00:37:23,511 --> 00:37:24,846
Please, please!
739
00:37:33,688 --> 00:37:36,289
That's my only drill!
740
00:37:36,657 --> 00:37:38,760
I bailed all on this!
741
00:37:38,893 --> 00:37:42,496
Where am I
gonna get another drill?
742
00:37:42,630 --> 00:37:44,932
You broke the rules!
743
00:37:49,402 --> 00:37:50,671
I'm sorry.
744
00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:18,398
OK.
745
00:38:19,399 --> 00:38:20,701
OK.
746
00:38:20,835 --> 00:38:21,969
OK. All right.
747
00:38:23,771 --> 00:38:25,173
You know what we'll do.
748
00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:39,787
For the elimination round.
749
00:38:43,024 --> 00:38:44,125
OK.
750
00:38:44,258 --> 00:38:45,358
OK.
751
00:38:46,894 --> 00:38:48,796
I wonder what time it is.
752
00:38:49,797 --> 00:38:51,199
Why does that matter?
753
00:38:53,234 --> 00:38:55,069
I'm hungry.
754
00:38:55,203 --> 00:38:56,436
I can eat some candy.
755
00:38:56,971 --> 00:38:58,639
I could kill pizza.
756
00:38:58,773 --> 00:38:59,674
I just miss food.
757
00:38:59,807 --> 00:39:01,843
You miss food.
758
00:39:02,409 --> 00:39:04,912
I like it.
- You're fucking insane.
759
00:39:05,046 --> 00:39:06,747
No, I like to eat.
760
00:39:08,282 --> 00:39:11,018
My dad's taking me out
for dinner on Tuesday.
761
00:39:11,152 --> 00:39:11,953
Nice.
762
00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:15,756
I've not seen him
for like a month.
763
00:39:16,157 --> 00:39:17,592
That'll be really nice.
764
00:39:25,666 --> 00:39:26,499
OK, we're back.
765
00:39:26,634 --> 00:39:28,269
Come on, get up, get up.
766
00:39:28,401 --> 00:39:29,436
Anita, come on,
we're back in like three.
767
00:39:29,570 --> 00:39:30,938
Come on!
768
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:32,707
OK, yeah, that's good.
769
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,374
James, come on.
770
00:39:35,109 --> 00:39:36,944
Here we go, there we go.
771
00:39:37,078 --> 00:39:39,180
And three, two...
772
00:39:40,815 --> 00:39:42,884
Welcome back, folks.
773
00:39:43,017 --> 00:39:44,719
Uh, what a game so far, huh?
774
00:39:44,852 --> 00:39:45,987
You know what,
let's give our contestants
775
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,556
a big round of applause,
shall we?
776
00:39:50,758 --> 00:39:52,927
You know what,
give yourselves a round
of applause.
777
00:39:53,661 --> 00:39:55,229
That's it, James. That's it.
778
00:39:55,363 --> 00:39:57,832
Applaud, applaud.
779
00:39:57,965 --> 00:39:59,967
Applaud, applaud, applaud.
780
00:40:00,101 --> 00:40:01,235
Nice.
781
00:40:01,869 --> 00:40:04,404
You know what?
This next round is gonna be just
782
00:40:04,772 --> 00:40:08,175
a little bit different
and I am so excited.
783
00:40:10,311 --> 00:40:11,279
One question.
784
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:13,480
Everyone answer,
785
00:40:13,614 --> 00:40:15,283
high score wins.
786
00:40:15,415 --> 00:40:17,652
Now we asked 100 people
787
00:40:17,785 --> 00:40:20,521
to name a body part
that aches.
788
00:40:21,656 --> 00:40:23,991
If you can guess
the body part that they said
789
00:40:24,525 --> 00:40:25,326
aches the most,
790
00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:26,594
you win.
791
00:40:27,361 --> 00:40:29,363
Matthew, body part that aches.
792
00:40:30,164 --> 00:40:32,566
I can tell from recent
experience, head.
793
00:40:33,701 --> 00:40:35,870
What? I'm sorry,
I can't hear you.
794
00:40:40,174 --> 00:40:44,444
Uh, next up is
our favorite pirate, Melissa.
795
00:40:44,578 --> 00:40:46,213
All that pain
in your feisty life,
796
00:40:46,881 --> 00:40:49,250
should be easy for you to
name a body part that aches.
797
00:40:49,383 --> 00:40:50,618
My knees.
798
00:40:51,352 --> 00:40:53,854
I know mine ache
from standing here
799
00:40:53,988 --> 00:40:55,923
listening
to your bullshit games.
800
00:40:56,991 --> 00:40:59,160
You need a body part.
Anita, your answer, please.
801
00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:00,861
Give me a second.
I'm-- I'm flanking.
802
00:41:00,995 --> 00:41:02,063
Tick tock, tick tock.
803
00:41:02,196 --> 00:41:03,331
Time's almost up. Answer.
804
00:41:03,463 --> 00:41:04,398
Stomach, stomach.
805
00:41:04,532 --> 00:41:06,033
-Good answer.
-OK.
806
00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:07,500
Finally.
807
00:41:07,868 --> 00:41:08,769
Let's see,
808
00:41:08,903 --> 00:41:10,470
who should be next?
809
00:41:10,604 --> 00:41:12,306
I don't know,
I can't quite put my...
810
00:41:12,573 --> 00:41:14,542
finger on it.
811
00:41:14,675 --> 00:41:16,944
I know my muscles are gonna ache
when I beat the shit out of you.
812
00:41:18,312 --> 00:41:19,313
Oh.
813
00:41:23,651 --> 00:41:25,653
Yeah,
you know what I would have said?
814
00:41:25,786 --> 00:41:27,621
I would have said neck.
815
00:41:27,755 --> 00:41:30,024
You know why?
816
00:41:30,157 --> 00:41:33,928
Cause you all were
a fucking pain in my neck!
817
00:41:34,362 --> 00:41:36,297
All right, let's find out
who lost, shall we?
818
00:41:38,199 --> 00:41:39,233
Uh,
819
00:41:40,101 --> 00:41:43,270
31 people said,
820
00:41:43,404 --> 00:41:44,572
hey, congratulations, man.
821
00:41:44,705 --> 00:41:47,141
22 said muscles.
822
00:41:48,342 --> 00:41:49,110
Didn't lose.
823
00:41:49,610 --> 00:41:51,679
Oh, and ding ding.
824
00:41:51,812 --> 00:41:54,482
None said
825
00:41:54,615 --> 00:41:55,182
neck.
826
00:41:56,217 --> 00:41:56,917
Neck.
827
00:41:57,785 --> 00:41:58,953
I'm safe.
828
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:00,488
And ooh,
829
00:42:00,621 --> 00:42:02,156
just under the wire.
830
00:42:03,224 --> 00:42:04,925
Melissa.
831
00:42:05,059 --> 00:42:06,794
Congratulations.
Three said pee.
832
00:42:07,561 --> 00:42:09,530
But
833
00:42:09,663 --> 00:42:11,198
it would appear as though
I am out of cards,
834
00:42:11,332 --> 00:42:12,933
which means no one
835
00:42:13,934 --> 00:42:14,702
said stomach,
836
00:42:14,835 --> 00:42:16,337
I am so
837
00:42:16,904 --> 00:42:18,172
not sorry, Anita.
838
00:42:19,407 --> 00:42:20,541
You lose.
839
00:42:20,674 --> 00:42:22,576
Wait, that didn't equal 100.
840
00:42:27,681 --> 00:42:29,283
So this is kind of embarrassing.
841
00:42:29,417 --> 00:42:31,052
Oh yeah, oh,
842
00:42:31,185 --> 00:42:33,522
I got 23, uh, said stomach.
843
00:42:34,155 --> 00:42:35,256
So
844
00:42:36,457 --> 00:42:37,892
Melissa,
845
00:42:38,059 --> 00:42:40,661
this just isn't working out well
for you today.
846
00:42:45,332 --> 00:42:46,734
Did I ever tell you guys
847
00:42:46,867 --> 00:42:48,903
that this room has
a hydraulic press?
848
00:42:49,670 --> 00:42:50,704
Neat,
849
00:42:50,838 --> 00:42:52,073
check it out.
850
00:42:53,107 --> 00:42:54,575
Now.
851
00:42:55,176 --> 00:42:57,178
OK, it is uh...
852
00:42:58,279 --> 00:43:00,748
They just like let anybody
who lives here now use it.
853
00:43:03,984 --> 00:43:05,386
Thing's like really slow.
854
00:43:11,826 --> 00:43:13,160
No.
855
00:43:17,532 --> 00:43:18,533
No!
856
00:43:18,666 --> 00:43:20,601
No!
857
00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:25,372
Nothing can stop it.
858
00:43:25,507 --> 00:43:26,707
Please,
you don't have to do this!
859
00:43:26,841 --> 00:43:28,075
Yes, I do. OK? It's the game.
860
00:43:28,209 --> 00:43:30,177
It's how you play the game.
861
00:43:30,311 --> 00:43:31,378
You could have killed us
already and you haven't.
862
00:43:31,513 --> 00:43:33,781
Everyone is going
to denounce you!
863
00:43:35,749 --> 00:43:36,717
Please!
864
00:43:36,851 --> 00:43:37,952
Oh my God.
865
00:43:43,691 --> 00:43:44,859
Thank you, God.
866
00:43:45,594 --> 00:43:46,293
Damn it.
867
00:43:47,661 --> 00:43:50,231
All right, all right.
868
00:43:50,364 --> 00:43:52,266
Looks like we've got
a bonus round.
869
00:43:52,833 --> 00:43:54,735
I will let you
870
00:43:54,869 --> 00:43:55,870
go.
871
00:43:56,237 --> 00:43:57,104
Yeah,
872
00:43:57,539 --> 00:43:58,939
someone swaps.
873
00:43:59,508 --> 00:44:00,808
Now they will die.
874
00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:03,277
But uh,
875
00:44:04,546 --> 00:44:06,046
you'll get out alive.
876
00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:07,616
You get to leave.
877
00:44:08,517 --> 00:44:09,618
OK?
878
00:44:10,251 --> 00:44:10,918
Let's see.
879
00:44:11,051 --> 00:44:12,153
Matthew?
880
00:44:12,554 --> 00:44:13,687
Well, um...
881
00:44:15,222 --> 00:44:16,757
Will you take Melissa's place?
882
00:44:16,891 --> 00:44:17,925
Please.
883
00:44:19,927 --> 00:44:21,061
I'm sorry.
884
00:44:22,564 --> 00:44:24,165
Anita, look at me.
885
00:44:24,298 --> 00:44:25,600
What about you? Come on,
886
00:44:25,733 --> 00:44:27,569
you're the one that asked
to spare her.
887
00:44:28,969 --> 00:44:32,473
You screamed it.
I heard you, you were...
888
00:44:32,607 --> 00:44:35,109
I love you, Melissa.
I love you so much.
889
00:44:38,112 --> 00:44:39,380
I'm sorry.
890
00:44:39,914 --> 00:44:41,749
James,
switch with your special friend.
891
00:44:42,383 --> 00:44:44,919
Look, you're gonna die in here.
892
00:44:47,221 --> 00:44:49,056
Die now, save her.
893
00:44:54,629 --> 00:44:55,896
I'm sorry, Melissa.
894
00:44:59,099 --> 00:45:01,936
Looks like your good friends
have only so much good in them.
895
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,677
Um, any final words
for the folks at home?
896
00:45:11,245 --> 00:45:13,714
Please no, please!
897
00:45:57,191 --> 00:45:58,025
OK.
898
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:40,769
No!
899
00:46:40,901 --> 00:46:42,202
You said...
900
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,976
That everyone's got
good in them.
901
00:46:49,109 --> 00:46:50,712
Remember that? You said that.
902
00:46:51,078 --> 00:46:52,146
Yeah,
903
00:46:52,279 --> 00:46:53,748
everyone's got
904
00:46:53,881 --> 00:46:55,382
bad in them too.
905
00:46:55,949 --> 00:46:57,084
Hm.
906
00:47:00,287 --> 00:47:01,922
Everyone's got
907
00:47:02,056 --> 00:47:02,990
bad in them too.
908
00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:27,114
Mhm.
909
00:47:30,984 --> 00:47:32,886
All right,
let's do another one.
910
00:47:53,107 --> 00:47:54,509
Fuck!
911
00:47:55,109 --> 00:47:56,176
James.
912
00:47:56,944 --> 00:47:57,512
James.
913
00:47:58,979 --> 00:47:59,547
James.
914
00:48:01,148 --> 00:48:02,851
It's not gonna fucking work, OK?
915
00:48:02,983 --> 00:48:05,386
We're all gonna die in here.
916
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:07,622
Oh fuck,
I gotta fucking try something.
917
00:48:07,756 --> 00:48:09,390
I'm not fucking
ending up like that.
918
00:48:11,693 --> 00:48:12,493
Fuck!
919
00:48:16,463 --> 00:48:17,799
What was that sound?
920
00:48:19,967 --> 00:48:21,034
You fucking hear that?
921
00:48:21,803 --> 00:48:23,003
I don't know.
922
00:48:35,617 --> 00:48:37,752
Here's another one
of your fucking games?
923
00:48:43,023 --> 00:48:44,258
It's gonna be okay.
924
00:48:52,667 --> 00:48:55,837
Please, please, please!
925
00:49:23,063 --> 00:49:24,097
I'm sorry.
926
00:49:24,231 --> 00:49:25,499
I'm sorry.
927
00:49:44,451 --> 00:49:45,687
Showtime.
928
00:49:57,866 --> 00:50:00,100
No, no! No!
929
00:50:00,234 --> 00:50:01,970
Please!
930
00:50:26,093 --> 00:50:28,228
Why the fuck do I feel
like I know that guy?
931
00:50:30,765 --> 00:50:31,699
Huh?
932
00:50:33,968 --> 00:50:35,135
You know,
933
00:50:35,269 --> 00:50:36,504
don't you?
934
00:50:44,111 --> 00:50:47,481
You knew I was lying the whole
time because you stalked
my internet,
935
00:50:47,615 --> 00:50:48,616
and you know
I don't have a porn page.
936
00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:51,251
What's she talking about?
937
00:50:52,152 --> 00:50:54,556
She used to work
on the Barry Miller show,
938
00:50:57,157 --> 00:50:58,258
right before...
939
00:51:00,528 --> 00:51:01,930
Fuck you.
940
00:51:05,667 --> 00:51:06,968
You.
941
00:51:14,676 --> 00:51:16,476
You've,
you've killed Melissa.
942
00:51:17,612 --> 00:51:19,047
You fucking doomed us all.
943
00:51:19,179 --> 00:51:20,147
I fucking
944
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:21,649
knew!
945
00:51:21,950 --> 00:51:22,984
You were in on this.
946
00:51:23,116 --> 00:51:24,418
She's not in on anything.
947
00:51:24,552 --> 00:51:27,087
Then what the fuck happened?
948
00:51:28,388 --> 00:51:29,891
What happened?
949
00:51:30,558 --> 00:51:32,927
Why am I gonna die
because of you?
950
00:51:44,371 --> 00:51:45,707
Uh-huh!
951
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,842
I'm your host, Barry Miller.
952
00:51:47,976 --> 00:51:49,677
Thank you for joining ustonight on Wheel of Games,
953
00:51:49,811 --> 00:51:51,345
where there's always a winner.
954
00:51:51,646 --> 00:51:53,447
Next up, the Nightly News.
955
00:51:55,617 --> 00:51:57,685
Breaking news.
956
00:51:57,819 --> 00:52:00,454
Talk show host Colin Piperhas been acquitted of all
957
00:52:00,588 --> 00:52:04,424
sexual assault charges.After only one day in court,
958
00:52:04,559 --> 00:52:06,861
the alleged victimshave withdrawntheir testimonies.
959
00:52:06,995 --> 00:52:08,630
Can you fucking believe this?
960
00:52:08,763 --> 00:52:10,098
That monster
just gets to go free.
961
00:52:10,230 --> 00:52:11,566
I guess they paid everyone off.
962
00:52:11,733 --> 00:52:13,001
That happens all the time.
963
00:52:13,133 --> 00:52:14,869
Do you think maybe it's possible
964
00:52:15,003 --> 00:52:16,504
that he didn't actually do
anything?
965
00:52:17,572 --> 00:52:19,406
Like maybe it went to court
and then they figured out
966
00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:21,042
that he didn't do it.
967
00:52:21,174 --> 00:52:23,011
I know one of the girls
that came forward.
968
00:52:23,276 --> 00:52:24,378
Guess what?
969
00:52:24,512 --> 00:52:26,814
She's driving a luxury SUV.
970
00:52:27,815 --> 00:52:29,584
No joke, I swear to God.
971
00:52:30,051 --> 00:52:32,020
You know that screams
money cover up.
972
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:34,088
Now these companies
love to get rid of old creeps
973
00:52:34,221 --> 00:52:36,356
to save the channel
from looking bad.
974
00:52:37,725 --> 00:52:39,527
So I heard Barry's a predator.
975
00:52:39,761 --> 00:52:40,460
What?
976
00:52:40,595 --> 00:52:42,295
Whoever reports him,
977
00:52:42,429 --> 00:52:44,431
six-figure payday easy.
978
00:52:46,433 --> 00:52:48,201
You know,
I bet you could afford
that surgery for your mom.
979
00:52:48,636 --> 00:52:50,705
I don't think
it works like that.
980
00:52:51,271 --> 00:52:52,073
Hey, guys.
981
00:52:53,306 --> 00:52:54,307
Stop it.
982
00:52:54,441 --> 00:52:56,376
Stop it. All right, come on.
983
00:52:59,881 --> 00:53:01,549
You know,
he grabbed me once,
984
00:53:02,249 --> 00:53:03,851
and since I don't play
along with that shit,
985
00:53:03,985 --> 00:53:05,987
I didn't get promoted.
Shocker.
986
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,523
I'm really sorry
that happened to you,
Rebecca.
987
00:53:08,656 --> 00:53:09,757
It must have been awful.
988
00:53:11,125 --> 00:53:12,492
She's lying.
989
00:53:13,293 --> 00:53:14,461
Am I?
990
00:53:15,129 --> 00:53:16,363
Hey, guys, uh...
991
00:53:16,496 --> 00:53:17,799
Great show so fur, huh?
992
00:53:17,932 --> 00:53:19,934
Yeah, definitely.
993
00:53:20,068 --> 00:53:21,769
I wanted to thank you guys
for doing such a wonderful job
994
00:53:21,903 --> 00:53:24,939
on the show and to let you
know that you know we really
995
00:53:25,606 --> 00:53:29,342
appreciate our amazing crew
because the show would fall
apart without you guys.
996
00:53:29,944 --> 00:53:32,847
Oh, also,
and probably most importantly,
997
00:53:32,980 --> 00:53:35,315
a little birdie told
me something about you.
998
00:53:35,449 --> 00:53:37,985
One, two, three, four.
999
00:53:38,119 --> 00:53:41,089
โช Happy birthday to you โช
1000
00:53:41,789 --> 00:53:44,759
โช Happy birthday to you โช
1001
00:53:44,892 --> 00:53:48,663
โช Happy birthday, Anita โช
1002
00:53:48,796 --> 00:53:51,999
โช Happy birthday to you โช
1003
00:53:53,835 --> 00:53:55,235
Thank you so much, thank you.
1004
00:53:55,368 --> 00:53:57,004
I honestly didn't have any idea
1005
00:53:57,138 --> 00:53:58,906
you even knew who I was.
1006
00:53:59,107 --> 00:54:01,308
Oh, we all know who you are
because you're doing
a great job.
1007
00:54:01,441 --> 00:54:02,710
Happy birthday.
1008
00:54:03,111 --> 00:54:05,079
Hey, please stop touching her.
1009
00:54:05,913 --> 00:54:07,247
-She doesn't want that.
-I'm--
1010
00:54:07,380 --> 00:54:09,016
Stop touching women,
1011
00:54:09,150 --> 00:54:10,852
- OK? Stop.
- I...
1012
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:13,221
Look, I, um,
1013
00:54:13,353 --> 00:54:14,555
no, I mean, I,
1014
00:54:14,689 --> 00:54:16,256
I was just saying thank you.
1015
00:54:16,389 --> 00:54:18,059
I'm sorry, you know, for that,
1016
00:54:18,192 --> 00:54:19,093
um.
1017
00:54:19,326 --> 00:54:20,061
Happy birthday.
1018
00:54:20,194 --> 00:54:22,029
Uh, I gotta get back
1019
00:54:22,163 --> 00:54:23,330
and start
prepping for the afternoon show.
1020
00:54:23,463 --> 00:54:24,766
We'll see you guys out there.
1021
00:54:24,899 --> 00:54:26,299
And remember,
1022
00:54:26,534 --> 00:54:27,735
everyone's a winner.
1023
00:54:27,902 --> 00:54:29,402
All right, see you guys.
1024
00:54:30,071 --> 00:54:31,739
See you guys out there,
you as well.
1025
00:54:31,873 --> 00:54:33,574
All right, cool.
1026
00:54:33,708 --> 00:54:35,275
Anita, are you OK?
1027
00:54:36,811 --> 00:54:38,378
What did you just do?
1028
00:54:38,513 --> 00:54:40,114
That was scary.
1029
00:54:40,248 --> 00:54:40,982
It's not fair.
1030
00:54:41,749 --> 00:54:44,051
We don't deserve to be
treated like that by anybody.
1031
00:54:46,888 --> 00:54:48,321
Just be brave.
1032
00:54:49,356 --> 00:54:52,059
All you have to do is tell
the truth and you'll be fine.
1033
00:54:52,392 --> 00:54:53,594
He touched you,
1034
00:54:53,728 --> 00:54:54,929
and that is not OK.
1035
00:55:39,140 --> 00:55:40,274
Anita Williams.
1036
00:55:41,441 --> 00:55:42,442
If you're ready.
1037
00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:07,400
Thank you so much
for being here.
1038
00:56:08,202 --> 00:56:09,937
I have a daughter your age.
1039
00:56:10,738 --> 00:56:12,173
And I think it's very
1040
00:56:12,306 --> 00:56:13,641
brave what you're doing.
1041
00:56:14,474 --> 00:56:15,042
Thank you.
1042
00:56:17,578 --> 00:56:19,981
I just need you to sign
this affidavit and NDA to
1043
00:56:20,447 --> 00:56:21,883
compensate you for your trouble.
1044
00:56:32,293 --> 00:56:34,328
It also gives you the freedom to
1045
00:56:34,461 --> 00:56:36,797
look for employment
and opportunities
somewhere else.
1046
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,036
So I just sign?
1047
00:56:42,502 --> 00:56:43,905
And then it's over?
1048
00:56:44,038 --> 00:56:45,773
Look,
like I told everyone else.
1049
00:56:46,473 --> 00:56:47,608
It's safe.
1050
00:56:49,777 --> 00:56:51,045
What happens to Barry?
1051
00:56:53,047 --> 00:56:53,814
Sign it.
1052
00:57:12,533 --> 00:57:13,100
Sorry.
1053
00:57:15,136 --> 00:57:16,237
Sorry,
1054
00:57:16,370 --> 00:57:17,071
thank you.
1055
00:57:20,508 --> 00:57:21,441
Thank you.
1056
00:57:36,057 --> 00:57:36,924
Hey, sir.
1057
00:57:37,058 --> 00:57:38,059
Sir.
1058
00:57:39,593 --> 00:57:40,728
We know what happened.
1059
00:57:40,861 --> 00:57:42,029
So look.
1060
00:57:42,530 --> 00:57:44,565
I get it.
1061
00:57:44,699 --> 00:57:46,600
You want to punish Anita
for what she did.
1062
00:57:46,734 --> 00:57:47,868
I'll help you out.
1063
00:57:48,002 --> 00:57:49,136
Look,
1064
00:57:49,270 --> 00:57:50,638
you're the victim here
1065
00:57:50,771 --> 00:57:52,273
and people will be able
to see that.
1066
00:57:52,406 --> 00:57:54,408
We're on your side,
right, Matthew?
1067
00:57:54,542 --> 00:57:55,376
- Just stop.
- Just shut the fuck up!
1068
00:57:55,509 --> 00:57:57,477
Come on, come on. Look, sir,
1069
00:57:57,611 --> 00:57:58,478
she's a fucking liar.
1070
00:57:58,612 --> 00:57:59,814
She fucked you over
1071
00:57:59,947 --> 00:58:01,615
and she made you do this.
1072
00:58:01,749 --> 00:58:02,783
You had no other choice.
1073
00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:04,885
Yeah, you think so,
1074
00:58:05,019 --> 00:58:05,987
huh?
1075
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:07,888
Yes, absolutely.
1076
00:58:08,389 --> 00:58:09,323
My dad
1077
00:58:09,623 --> 00:58:11,158
would love to help you out.
1078
00:58:11,292 --> 00:58:12,560
He'd be all for it.
1079
00:58:15,096 --> 00:58:16,397
He really would?
1080
00:58:16,530 --> 00:58:17,264
Yes,
1081
00:58:17,398 --> 00:58:18,799
sir,
1082
00:58:18,933 --> 00:58:19,800
if you let me out
of these chains,
1083
00:58:19,934 --> 00:58:21,836
I guarantee
1084
00:58:21,969 --> 00:58:23,537
that we'll make things
right for you.
1085
00:58:25,373 --> 00:58:27,608
He plays golf
with the fucking senator
like dude.
1086
00:58:28,142 --> 00:58:29,443
Dude, I got you.
1087
00:58:32,313 --> 00:58:33,481
Yeah.
1088
00:58:34,548 --> 00:58:35,816
You really really mean it?
1089
00:58:36,584 --> 00:58:37,318
Huh?
1090
00:58:38,219 --> 00:58:39,854
People fix shit like this
1091
00:58:40,121 --> 00:58:41,422
all the time.
1092
00:58:44,925 --> 00:58:46,427
You can really, really, really,
1093
00:58:47,661 --> 00:58:48,996
get my whole life back?
1094
00:58:51,332 --> 00:58:53,634
Like a fucking fast.
1095
00:58:53,768 --> 00:58:55,636
Like that.
1096
00:58:55,770 --> 00:58:58,339
So you can, uh, you can
get my whole life back,
1097
00:58:58,773 --> 00:59:00,307
huh, like my show,
1098
00:59:00,808 --> 00:59:02,309
my wife, my kids,
1099
00:59:02,610 --> 00:59:04,145
my fans, you can...
1100
00:59:05,012 --> 00:59:06,080
My whole life?
1101
00:59:07,281 --> 00:59:08,282
Yeah.
1102
00:59:11,852 --> 00:59:12,853
Let's do it.
1103
00:59:12,987 --> 00:59:14,755
-OK.
-OK?
1104
00:59:15,656 --> 00:59:17,324
Let me ask you this, um,
1105
00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:19,293
do you think he would mind
though, you know,
1106
00:59:19,427 --> 00:59:20,461
when I show up, cause I
gotta talk to him about it,
right?
1107
00:59:20,594 --> 00:59:21,829
OK, so,
1108
00:59:22,363 --> 00:59:24,065
if I show up there,
1109
00:59:24,198 --> 00:59:25,666
you think he'll be upset if I
1110
00:59:26,033 --> 00:59:28,235
show him your head,
you know, or half your head?
1111
00:59:28,369 --> 00:59:30,104
- Fuck.
- Maybe just your jaw.
1112
00:59:30,771 --> 00:59:31,939
Fuck!
1113
00:59:32,106 --> 00:59:33,808
You fucking psycho!
1114
00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:51,058
Your words.
1115
00:59:53,127 --> 00:59:54,695
Eat your fucking words!
1116
00:59:54,829 --> 00:59:55,930
Open your eyes.
1117
00:59:56,063 --> 00:59:57,932
-Look, look, look.
-No!
1118
00:59:58,065 --> 00:59:59,667
Look! That's it,
that's it.
1119
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:02,103
-Who is it?
-A lawyer,
it's a fucking lawyer.
1120
01:00:02,236 --> 01:00:04,605
Ding, ding!
Eat his fucking mouth!
1121
01:00:04,738 --> 01:00:05,673
Chew his tongue!
1122
01:00:05,806 --> 01:00:07,141
Chew his tongue!
1123
01:00:07,808 --> 01:00:09,743
Chew his mouth!
1124
01:00:09,877 --> 01:00:11,513
Eat your fucking words!
1125
01:00:11,645 --> 01:00:13,747
Chew his fucking tongue!
1126
01:00:13,881 --> 01:00:16,183
Right now eat your words!
1127
01:00:16,317 --> 01:00:18,252
Don't make me stab you
in the throat!
1128
01:00:18,385 --> 01:00:22,189
You're gonna fucking kill
Matthew the way
you killed Melissa.
1129
01:00:24,158 --> 01:00:25,560
Bite his tongue!
1130
01:00:26,026 --> 01:00:28,295
Bite his fucking tongue!
1131
01:00:30,331 --> 01:00:32,567
Bite his mouth!
1132
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:34,735
Bite his mouth!
That's it, bite it!
1133
01:00:34,869 --> 01:00:37,539
Bite it! Chew! Chew!
1134
01:00:37,671 --> 01:00:39,541
Chew through his fucking tongue!
1135
01:00:39,673 --> 01:00:41,610
Bite it! Bite it!
1136
01:00:43,777 --> 01:00:46,615
Is it fucking worth it?
1137
01:00:46,747 --> 01:00:48,282
Choke on it!
1138
01:00:48,415 --> 01:00:49,917
Chew it! Chew it!
1139
01:00:50,050 --> 01:00:52,386
Chew it! Eat it! Eat it!
1140
01:00:52,521 --> 01:00:54,321
Chew it! Fucking chew it!
1141
01:00:54,455 --> 01:00:56,790
Get his mouth!
1142
01:01:04,732 --> 01:01:08,269
What the fuck
are you looking at?
1143
01:01:08,402 --> 01:01:10,070
I think you're a little bitch
that needs to play dress up.
1144
01:01:12,607 --> 01:01:14,975
James! Fucking kill him!
1145
01:01:15,776 --> 01:01:17,646
What the fuck are you gonna do
now, huh?
1146
01:01:17,778 --> 01:01:20,981
- James! Kill him!
- I just-- wanna say sorry.
1147
01:01:35,129 --> 01:01:37,464
When we get back
from break.
1148
01:01:39,733 --> 01:01:41,603
It's time for a nomination.
1149
01:01:58,185 --> 01:01:59,820
And...
1150
01:02:00,921 --> 01:02:02,122
We're back.
1151
01:02:02,990 --> 01:02:04,124
Wakey wakey.
1152
01:02:04,858 --> 01:02:06,060
Wakey wakey!
1153
01:02:18,272 --> 01:02:18,939
Me too.
1154
01:02:21,442 --> 01:02:22,443
OK.
1155
01:02:22,577 --> 01:02:24,178
Here is the game.
1156
01:02:24,679 --> 01:02:26,347
Uh,
it's called Incision Decision.
1157
01:02:27,281 --> 01:02:28,249
I gotta tell you this,
1158
01:02:28,382 --> 01:02:30,351
this might be my favorite game.
1159
01:02:30,784 --> 01:02:33,655
I don't wanna play
your fucked-up games.
1160
01:02:34,321 --> 01:02:37,992
Uh, it's not your turn
to play my fucked up games,
1161
01:02:38,859 --> 01:02:39,728
James.
1162
01:02:41,696 --> 01:02:42,664
Ye-- Yes.
1163
01:02:44,666 --> 01:02:46,400
Anita's turn.
1164
01:03:11,058 --> 01:03:12,893
There are two keys
1165
01:03:13,227 --> 01:03:14,428
that open that door.
1166
01:03:14,663 --> 01:03:16,230
Now,
anybody that wants to get out,
1167
01:03:16,363 --> 01:03:18,232
well, you have to be able
to open that door,
1168
01:03:18,365 --> 01:03:20,100
so you have to get a key.
1169
01:03:20,901 --> 01:03:22,202
Where do we find the key?
1170
01:03:24,773 --> 01:03:29,143
There is one in James
and one in Matthew.
1171
01:03:29,276 --> 01:03:30,444
I'll let you choose.
1172
01:03:31,278 --> 01:03:32,279
You can't make me do it!
1173
01:03:32,413 --> 01:03:33,947
I'm not gonna do it!
1174
01:03:34,248 --> 01:03:35,983
OK, well, then,
1175
01:03:36,116 --> 01:03:38,118
I guess I'll just show you.
1176
01:03:39,053 --> 01:03:41,355
And they'll both die
of starvation in like a week.
1177
01:03:42,256 --> 01:03:43,891
This is the game.
1178
01:03:47,094 --> 01:03:49,463
You're not gonna kill
either of us, OK?
1179
01:03:49,597 --> 01:03:52,066
It's gonna be fine,
we can figure something
out where we both live, OK?
1180
01:03:52,199 --> 01:03:53,568
You got a weapon now,
OK?
1181
01:03:55,903 --> 01:03:58,439
Fuck, I know what's
gonna fucking happen,
1182
01:03:58,573 --> 01:04:01,909
she's gonna fucking kill me
because she fucking hates me.
1183
01:04:05,279 --> 01:04:06,447
Anita,
1184
01:04:06,581 --> 01:04:08,082
don't kill me.
1185
01:04:08,282 --> 01:04:09,651
If you don't kill me,
1186
01:04:09,883 --> 01:04:12,252
I'll make sure my dad
gives you and your mom
1187
01:04:12,386 --> 01:04:13,854
all the money you need.
1188
01:04:13,987 --> 01:04:15,956
Seriously,
anything and everything,
1189
01:04:16,090 --> 01:04:18,392
-everything, stuff.
-There's another way.
1190
01:04:18,526 --> 01:04:20,795
Fuck this!
You guys are literally fucking friends because of me,
1191
01:04:20,928 --> 01:04:23,097
and now you've got a fucking
scheme to fucking kill me.
1192
01:04:23,230 --> 01:04:24,833
This is so fucking unfair.
1193
01:04:24,965 --> 01:04:26,768
I literally did everything
for you guys.
1194
01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:28,001
You little shit!
1195
01:04:28,803 --> 01:04:31,773
You always
were an asshole to us,
1196
01:04:31,905 --> 01:04:33,742
holding everything
over our heads.
1197
01:04:36,276 --> 01:04:39,113
I don't want to die, man!
1198
01:04:39,246 --> 01:04:41,683
Fuck, you guys are like
you're my only fucking friends.
1199
01:04:41,816 --> 01:04:43,150
You think I didn't see?
1200
01:04:43,785 --> 01:04:45,452
You guys were always making
fucking fun of me
1201
01:04:45,587 --> 01:04:47,555
behind my fucking back.
1202
01:04:47,689 --> 01:04:48,790
I'm not fucking stupid,
1203
01:04:48,922 --> 01:04:50,090
God.
1204
01:04:51,793 --> 01:04:53,293
But you are
my only fucking friend,
Matthew,
1205
01:04:53,427 --> 01:04:54,495
my only fucking friend.
1206
01:04:57,264 --> 01:04:58,298
So what do we do now?
1207
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,002
You're not gonna kill
either of us, right?
1208
01:05:07,542 --> 01:05:09,143
No, it's smart, smart.
1209
01:05:09,276 --> 01:05:10,578
Look, Matthew, I love you.
I love you.
1210
01:05:10,712 --> 01:05:12,312
I do, but you're making
the right choice.
1211
01:05:12,980 --> 01:05:14,915
You have to understand,
Matthew, listen to my voice.
1212
01:05:15,048 --> 01:05:17,786
Look, we are in here for more,
right?
1213
01:05:18,853 --> 01:05:20,387
She's got to see her mom.
1214
01:05:21,388 --> 01:05:22,657
And you'd help with that.
1215
01:05:23,123 --> 01:05:25,426
I'm not gonna make it hard
for you, OK?
1216
01:05:31,064 --> 01:05:33,535
Go on, Anita, Anita, go on.
1217
01:05:33,668 --> 01:05:34,803
Matthew.
1218
01:05:35,570 --> 01:05:36,905
You got it, you got it.
1219
01:05:37,037 --> 01:05:38,372
It's OK.
1220
01:05:54,656 --> 01:05:56,056
Can you not look at me,
please?
1221
01:05:56,190 --> 01:05:57,559
No, fuck no.
1222
01:05:58,292 --> 01:06:00,628
I'm looking right at you,
1223
01:06:00,762 --> 01:06:01,930
right fucking at you,
1224
01:06:02,062 --> 01:06:03,731
please, please.
1225
01:06:03,865 --> 01:06:05,098
No.
1226
01:06:05,232 --> 01:06:07,936
No, no, no, no!
1227
01:06:08,068 --> 01:06:09,571
Anita, stop!
1228
01:06:09,704 --> 01:06:13,106
Help, help, help!
1229
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:14,408
What the fuck?
1230
01:06:14,542 --> 01:06:15,944
I'm gonna die, oh my God!
1231
01:06:16,076 --> 01:06:17,879
I'm gonna die,
I'm gonna fucking die!
1232
01:06:18,011 --> 01:06:19,213
Do not do this.
1233
01:06:19,346 --> 01:06:20,949
I fucking have to!
1234
01:06:23,083 --> 01:06:24,619
It's OK, dude.
1235
01:06:29,691 --> 01:06:30,792
Do it.
1236
01:07:20,307 --> 01:07:21,843
I fucking have it! Fuck yeah!
1237
01:07:21,976 --> 01:07:23,443
I fucking have it!
1238
01:07:26,346 --> 01:07:27,381
What the fuck.
1239
01:07:27,582 --> 01:07:28,750
What the fuck!
1240
01:07:29,316 --> 01:07:30,818
What the fuck!
1241
01:07:33,287 --> 01:07:34,556
What the fuck?
1242
01:07:34,789 --> 01:07:36,824
What the fuck?
1243
01:07:38,325 --> 01:07:40,127
What the fuck?
1244
01:07:41,128 --> 01:07:42,830
What the fuck?
1245
01:07:45,700 --> 01:07:46,834
Oops, that's the wrong key.
1246
01:07:47,001 --> 01:07:50,170
Those doorsare magnetically sealed.
1247
01:07:51,338 --> 01:07:53,173
Let's continue with the fun,
shall we?
1248
01:07:54,308 --> 01:07:55,475
OK.
1249
01:07:57,879 --> 01:07:59,514
Last man standing wins.
1250
01:08:14,227 --> 01:08:15,195
Go.
1251
01:08:19,734 --> 01:08:20,500
I'm sorry.
1252
01:08:21,569 --> 01:08:24,906
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1253
01:08:29,376 --> 01:08:31,079
You wanted to protect your mom.
1254
01:08:31,211 --> 01:08:32,914
I'm so sorry.
1255
01:08:33,047 --> 01:08:34,414
I might have donethe same thing.
1256
01:08:36,383 --> 01:08:38,151
It's all my fault.
1257
01:08:51,231 --> 01:08:52,299
What's wrong?
1258
01:09:01,576 --> 01:09:03,210
Are you gonna kill me?
1259
01:09:06,279 --> 01:09:08,049
We both can't leave.
1260
01:09:10,417 --> 01:09:11,853
What do you mean?
1261
01:09:13,855 --> 01:09:14,922
What do you mean?
1262
01:09:24,532 --> 01:09:26,299
There's always a winner.
1263
01:09:27,300 --> 01:09:28,803
This whole thing
1264
01:09:28,936 --> 01:09:30,571
is part of a sick,
1265
01:09:30,705 --> 01:09:32,774
fucked-up game show
and it's not gonna stop.
1266
01:09:32,907 --> 01:09:34,241
It's not gonna stop.
1267
01:09:34,809 --> 01:09:36,944
Clock is ticking. This takes
more than two minutes,
1268
01:09:37,078 --> 01:09:38,079
I'll just pick.
1269
01:09:42,249 --> 01:09:44,619
There's something else
I've always wanted to say.
1270
01:09:47,989 --> 01:09:49,222
I love you.
1271
01:10:07,842 --> 01:10:09,744
Please don't do this.
1272
01:10:10,444 --> 01:10:12,046
Don't do this.
1273
01:10:12,513 --> 01:10:13,548
Don't fucking do this,
1274
01:10:13,681 --> 01:10:15,315
don't fucking do this!
1275
01:10:15,817 --> 01:10:16,984
-I really...
-No!
1276
01:10:17,118 --> 01:10:18,385
-I really...
-No!
1277
01:10:18,519 --> 01:10:19,787
I really do love you.
1278
01:10:23,091 --> 01:10:24,125
It's OK.
1279
01:10:25,860 --> 01:10:27,195
It's OK.
1280
01:10:28,162 --> 01:10:30,230
Just promise me one thing.
1281
01:10:35,435 --> 01:10:36,503
Win.
1282
01:10:36,637 --> 01:10:39,406
No! No!
1283
01:10:42,043 --> 01:10:43,111
Matthew!
1284
01:10:58,559 --> 01:11:00,161
Congratulations,
1285
01:11:00,293 --> 01:11:01,629
Anita.
1286
01:11:02,964 --> 01:11:04,766
You are our winner.
1287
01:15:14,215 --> 01:15:16,183
Come on in, darling,
take a seat.
1288
01:15:16,917 --> 01:15:17,685
No change.
1289
01:15:17,818 --> 01:15:20,087
There's no catch, just
1290
01:15:20,221 --> 01:15:20,921
you and me,
1291
01:15:21,055 --> 01:15:22,323
one more game,
1292
01:15:22,456 --> 01:15:23,257
one last game,
1293
01:15:23,391 --> 01:15:24,525
hm?
1294
01:15:25,893 --> 01:15:27,561
That said, come on.
1295
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:33,801
Welcome back,
1296
01:15:33,934 --> 01:15:34,969
Anita.
1297
01:15:35,903 --> 01:15:37,338
You know how it goes, folks.
1298
01:15:37,471 --> 01:15:39,306
It is time for...
1299
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:41,742
Pick your Prize.
1300
01:15:43,344 --> 01:15:44,945
Ah!
1301
01:15:49,116 --> 01:15:52,720
Anita, all you have to do is
pick the right box and
1302
01:15:53,187 --> 01:15:54,422
you can be free.
1303
01:15:56,023 --> 01:15:58,092
There's no winning prize.
1304
01:15:58,259 --> 01:16:00,127
Oh, there's always a winner.
1305
01:16:00,261 --> 01:16:01,462
You're just gonna kill me.
1306
01:16:02,496 --> 01:16:04,533
My pictures are in the cabinet.
1307
01:16:04,665 --> 01:16:06,033
Do it. One more fun game
with me, then home,
1308
01:16:06,167 --> 01:16:07,435
you can go home with mommy.
1309
01:16:08,135 --> 01:16:10,004
Is this really all you are,
Barry?
1310
01:16:11,038 --> 01:16:12,239
Barry's dead.
1311
01:16:12,373 --> 01:16:13,707
You killed him.
1312
01:16:24,385 --> 01:16:25,554
I'm your host.
1313
01:16:27,321 --> 01:16:29,490
You just don't
seem to get it, do you?
1314
01:16:29,623 --> 01:16:30,559
What?
1315
01:16:33,094 --> 01:16:36,764
I am the only person
in the world who could
bring Barry back.
1316
01:16:40,034 --> 01:16:41,702
I could tell everyone I lied.
1317
01:16:43,404 --> 01:16:46,073
I can turn your life
back to normal.
1318
01:16:48,142 --> 01:16:49,777
Unless you did do something.
1319
01:16:50,744 --> 01:16:51,278
Boo!
1320
01:16:51,879 --> 01:16:53,981
Pull a string, alright?
1321
01:16:55,149 --> 01:16:58,219
Fucking pull a string,
you fucking do it,
you do it now!
1322
01:17:00,421 --> 01:17:01,455
I'm sorry.
1323
01:17:02,289 --> 01:17:04,559
There is no sorry.
No, no.
1324
01:17:06,026 --> 01:17:07,428
You didn't just go along.
1325
01:17:07,562 --> 01:17:08,796
You knew what you were doing.
1326
01:17:10,164 --> 01:17:11,065
You lied.
1327
01:17:11,499 --> 01:17:12,500
You know you lied.
1328
01:17:13,334 --> 01:17:14,768
You wanted to save
your mom's life,
1329
01:17:14,902 --> 01:17:16,971
so you took mine.
1330
01:17:19,173 --> 01:17:20,641
You took my life,
1331
01:17:20,774 --> 01:17:23,077
you took my family,
1332
01:17:23,944 --> 01:17:25,112
you...
1333
01:17:28,082 --> 01:17:29,518
You fucking took everything.
1334
01:17:32,286 --> 01:17:34,355
Did you ever even care
what happened to me?
1335
01:17:34,488 --> 01:17:35,823
Did you ever even
lose any sleep over it?
1336
01:17:35,956 --> 01:17:37,592
Of course I did.
1337
01:17:37,725 --> 01:17:39,360
Barry, I'm not
a fucking monster.
1338
01:17:39,493 --> 01:17:40,761
People loving me.
1339
01:17:40,895 --> 01:17:41,795
Tell her.
1340
01:17:42,363 --> 01:17:44,298
Tell her you love me.
1341
01:17:45,299 --> 01:17:47,334
Tell her you love me!
1342
01:17:48,603 --> 01:17:49,803
She killed me.
1343
01:17:49,937 --> 01:17:51,172
You saved her life, Barry.
1344
01:17:51,305 --> 01:17:53,642
I, I traded your life for hers.
1345
01:17:55,142 --> 01:17:57,211
I saved your mom's life.
1346
01:17:58,946 --> 01:18:00,481
Barry saved her life.
1347
01:18:01,482 --> 01:18:02,950
Sure he did.
1348
01:18:04,385 --> 01:18:06,655
I don't know if I ever
saved a life before.
1349
01:18:09,123 --> 01:18:10,991
We can talk about it,
don't we?
1350
01:18:26,907 --> 01:18:28,375
I, uh...
1351
01:18:30,177 --> 01:18:32,614
Guess I only thought
about what I lost.
1352
01:18:38,185 --> 01:18:40,454
I wanted to be the good guy.
1353
01:18:41,755 --> 01:18:43,090
I give away money.
1354
01:18:44,158 --> 01:18:45,926
To help people like your mom.
1355
01:18:48,329 --> 01:18:49,631
I wanted to be
1356
01:18:50,030 --> 01:18:51,633
a good dad.
1357
01:18:53,167 --> 01:18:54,835
Good husband.
1358
01:18:56,870 --> 01:18:58,540
Grandpa.
1359
01:18:59,641 --> 01:19:01,208
I wanted...
1360
01:19:03,645 --> 01:19:06,413
But you know, I never realized
that maybe here...
1361
01:19:08,015 --> 01:19:09,684
my own shameful life...
1362
01:19:12,654 --> 01:19:15,022
Maybe it's not too late
for me to do the right thing.
1363
01:19:15,155 --> 01:19:17,324
You know what, if you pull
1364
01:19:18,492 --> 01:19:20,662
a string for me
and my little game,
1365
01:19:23,565 --> 01:19:24,798
I promise,
1366
01:19:29,203 --> 01:19:31,238
I actually promise.
1367
01:19:33,907 --> 01:19:35,342
I won't kill your mom.
1368
01:19:37,011 --> 01:19:39,113
Or even hurt her.
1369
01:19:39,246 --> 01:19:41,650
I won't even pop by and say hi.
1370
01:19:42,349 --> 01:19:44,952
So I don't know, you might
want to think about that,
1371
01:19:45,085 --> 01:19:47,021
maybe take me up on this,
and, but--
1372
01:19:48,222 --> 01:19:49,524
There's the strings.
1373
01:19:59,734 --> 01:20:01,135
You promise?
1374
01:20:02,036 --> 01:20:02,771
I do.
1375
01:20:14,915 --> 01:20:15,983
Ha...
1376
01:20:29,229 --> 01:20:33,067
โช Happy birthday to you โช
1377
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:37,271
โช Happy birthday to you โช
1378
01:20:37,404 --> 01:20:42,176
โช Happy birthday to Anita โช
1379
01:20:42,309 --> 01:20:44,244
โช Happy birthday to you โช
1380
01:21:21,583 --> 01:21:23,150
Ah!
1381
01:21:37,164 --> 01:21:38,800
I need to thank you.
1382
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:43,070
You saved me the trouble
to have to add a scar
after I kill you.
1383
01:21:45,139 --> 01:21:47,975
Right here next to Melissa
and James and Matthew.
1384
01:21:49,009 --> 01:21:50,210
Anita.
1385
01:21:50,978 --> 01:21:52,580
It's my favorite one.
1386
01:21:54,481 --> 01:21:56,718
This is the most fucking
honest thing you've done.
1387
01:21:57,985 --> 01:21:59,119
People like you,
1388
01:21:59,253 --> 01:22:00,555
you just lie and you...
1389
01:22:00,988 --> 01:22:02,256
You cheat
1390
01:22:02,389 --> 01:22:04,324
and you hurt people.
1391
01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:06,728
And there's no consequences.
1392
01:22:10,164 --> 01:22:11,533
The world needs me.
1393
01:22:12,132 --> 01:22:14,034
Do you know why?
1394
01:22:14,168 --> 01:22:16,170
Because I know
how to play the game.
1395
01:22:18,740 --> 01:22:20,775
I know the rules.
1396
01:22:21,876 --> 01:22:24,344
They need me
because I'm their host.
1397
01:22:26,915 --> 01:22:28,282
Can you forgive me?
1398
01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:34,021
You don't deserve forgiveness.
1399
01:22:34,988 --> 01:22:37,592
I don't need your forgiveness!
1400
01:22:40,895 --> 01:22:42,996
I need justice.
1401
01:22:48,035 --> 01:22:50,705
Oh, we're missing
your birthday party.
1402
01:22:51,873 --> 01:22:53,641
Let me just put this on my desk.
1403
01:22:53,775 --> 01:22:54,542
Come on.
1404
01:22:54,676 --> 01:22:55,577
OK.
1405
01:23:02,884 --> 01:23:03,751
No!
1406
01:23:04,451 --> 01:23:06,754
No! No!
1407
01:23:12,894 --> 01:23:14,729
It's a pretty machine
1408
01:23:15,062 --> 01:23:17,732
to slam
the birthday girl's face
1409
01:23:17,899 --> 01:23:19,634
into the cake.
1410
01:23:19,767 --> 01:23:21,335
There's gonna be
a fucking knife in it.
1411
01:23:21,468 --> 01:23:23,605
You're gonna stab me
in the fucking face!
1412
01:23:25,105 --> 01:23:28,510
-How do you know?
-Cause I'm not fucking stupid.
1413
01:23:29,376 --> 01:23:31,078
Well, if you were smart,
1414
01:23:31,478 --> 01:23:33,080
you wouldn't have
destroyed my life.
1415
01:23:33,748 --> 01:23:36,183
So...
1416
01:23:36,316 --> 01:23:39,286
-Happy birthday.
-No, no, no!
1417
01:23:39,419 --> 01:23:42,289
-No! No!
-Yes! Yes!
1418
01:23:42,422 --> 01:23:44,959
No, no!
1419
01:23:45,092 --> 01:23:46,493
Please, please.
1420
01:23:46,628 --> 01:23:47,829
Come on.
1421
01:23:47,962 --> 01:23:48,897
Please...
1422
01:23:50,264 --> 01:23:51,431
Please, don't do this to me.
1423
01:23:51,566 --> 01:23:53,166
Into the cake.
1424
01:23:55,369 --> 01:23:57,906
Happy birthday!
1425
01:24:11,351 --> 01:24:12,954
I got you.
1426
01:24:19,827 --> 01:24:22,162
There's no,
there's no tricks.
1427
01:24:22,296 --> 01:24:23,230
There's no tricks,
1428
01:24:23,363 --> 01:24:24,866
there's nothing?
1429
01:24:26,768 --> 01:24:28,536
So I won?
1430
01:24:28,670 --> 01:24:31,673
-I won?
-Congratulations.
1431
01:24:34,609 --> 01:24:36,811
Now, there is
1432
01:24:36,945 --> 01:24:39,047
some good news
and some bad news.
1433
01:24:39,981 --> 01:24:41,415
The good news is...
1434
01:24:43,383 --> 01:24:44,652
You're free.
1435
01:24:44,786 --> 01:24:45,987
So I get to go home.
1436
01:24:48,990 --> 01:24:50,257
Come on.
1437
01:24:54,261 --> 01:24:56,430
There you go.
1438
01:24:56,564 --> 01:24:58,700
Just clean up right here,
right there.
1439
01:24:58,833 --> 01:25:00,702
There you go,
that's it, clean up.
1440
01:25:00,835 --> 01:25:02,502
But the bad news is...
1441
01:25:03,805 --> 01:25:05,707
The cake tastes terrible.
1442
01:25:09,077 --> 01:25:10,477
Oh.
1443
01:25:16,416 --> 01:25:17,652
Huh.
1444
01:25:18,086 --> 01:25:19,186
Oh...
1445
01:25:36,203 --> 01:25:37,270
I can't see.
1446
01:25:37,404 --> 01:25:38,472
I can't fucking see!
1447
01:25:38,940 --> 01:25:41,609
I can't, I can't see,
I can't--
1448
01:25:51,552 --> 01:25:53,554
I... My...
1449
01:25:53,688 --> 01:25:55,123
Help me. What the fuck?
1450
01:25:57,357 --> 01:25:58,826
What the fuck have you done?
1451
01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:00,293
What the fuck have you done?
1452
01:26:00,427 --> 01:26:01,729
What the fuck?
1453
01:26:01,863 --> 01:26:02,797
What the fuck?
1454
01:27:35,156 --> 01:27:36,924
I was acquittedin a court of law.
1455
01:27:37,058 --> 01:27:39,060
I was, I, I am innocent.
1456
01:27:39,193 --> 01:27:40,995
I am an innocent man.
1457
01:27:42,029 --> 01:27:43,931
Ah, OK, I did it. I did it.
1458
01:27:44,065 --> 01:27:45,666
I, I did it. I fucking did it.
1459
01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:48,301
Please, where's... I did it.
1460
01:27:48,468 --> 01:27:50,303
I, I, I,
1461
01:27:50,972 --> 01:27:52,840
we paid off all those women
1462
01:27:52,974 --> 01:27:53,741
who I,
1463
01:27:53,875 --> 01:27:55,543
who I assaulted.
1464
01:27:55,676 --> 01:27:57,779
-Assaulted?-Raped, raped,
1465
01:27:57,912 --> 01:28:00,014
raped, OK? I did it. I did it.
1466
01:28:00,148 --> 01:28:01,682
Please, please,please let me go.
1467
01:28:01,816 --> 01:28:02,650
Let me go. I'll pay you.
1468
01:28:02,784 --> 01:28:03,785
I'll pay you anything you want.
1469
01:28:03,918 --> 01:28:06,220
I'll pay you $250,000.
1470
01:28:06,353 --> 01:28:08,523
Please, I beg you, please.
1471
01:28:08,656 --> 01:28:10,191
They don't need your money.
1472
01:28:11,826 --> 01:28:13,426
They need justice.
1473
01:28:16,831 --> 01:28:18,099
This is what you're winning.
1474
01:28:18,298 --> 01:28:20,134
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