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Hey, Pop.
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You are loving
your new truck, huh?
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Did you buy or lease?
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Lease? I don't lease.
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Ain't nobody telling me
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how many miles I can
put on my own truck.
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Anyway, I was wondering,
what are you doing tomorrow?
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Any plans?
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No, I just plan
to relax and do nothing.
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So... whatever you have
in mind, it's a no.
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Okay, then.
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Uh, yo, Dave.
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Any plans tomorrow?
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Free as a bee.
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Well, what would you say
to field-level VIP tickets
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to the Dodgers game?
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Heck yeah.
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Uh, hell no.
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Why wouldn't
you ask your father?
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I did ask my father.
You said no.
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Well, that's when I thought
you were asking me to do
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something stupid,
like dinner.
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Look, I gave the boy life,
he's giving me the ticket.
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Well, actually, Dave,
you and Grover can come, too.
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I got five tickets.
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One of the perks
of my job at USC.
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Oh, wow.
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Well, life has gone
full circle.
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I mean, I used to take you
to the game as a boy.
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Now, as a man,
you're taking me.
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Yeah.
See, Malcolm,
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you got me all teary-eyed
in front of Dave.
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You know, this will be
me and Grover's
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first baseball
game together.
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A big milestone
in a boy's life.
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Huh.
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Well, now I'm getting
teary-eyed.
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Hey, guys, what's going on?
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Dave,
are you crying?
Well, with joy.
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Malcolm got us Dodger tickets.
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It's gonna be father-son
day at Dodger Stadium.
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Aw, that's so sweet.
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I'm jealous.
I love baseball.
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Oh, well, you can come, too.
I got five tickets.
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Great. I'd love to.
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What about Marty?
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Oh, Marty's got wedding stuff
with Mom and Necie tomorrow.
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Sucks for him.
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:
Yeah, fantastic for me.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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What?
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What?
Huh.
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No.
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No, no, no, no.
It's, it's great.
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You know, I was just thinking
that it was gonna be
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a father-son thing,
but obviously
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it doesn't have to be.
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So, what, I'm gonna
mess that up?
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You can't have fun
if I'm there?
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No. No.
Not at all.
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It's just, you know,
when it's all the guys,
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we do guy things,
and if you're there...
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it's just different.
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Different how?
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Oh, damn.
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I was just thinking
it's-it's-it's
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the kid's first
baseball game, and...
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you know
how moms can be.
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No, I don't.
Tell me, Dave.
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Oh, damn.
Oh, damn.
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Well, you know moms--
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they're just always...
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mom-ing.
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"Don't do this"
or "Don't eat that."
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It just sort of
cramps our style.
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In a...
in a caring way.
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Well, I'm sorry you feel that
way, but I'm still coming.
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But how about
I promise you this?
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I won't be a mom at all.
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I won't even bring
hand sanitizer.
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It'll be like I'm
not even there.
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Sounds so good, Gemma.
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I saved that, right?
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Yes! This is how
you do the ball game.
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Great seats that I didn't have
to pay for.
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Thank you, Malcolm.
Thank you, man.
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Thank you, son, so much.
Did I said thank you?
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: Yeah, Pops,
you said it the whole ride.
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And through
the metal detector.
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And at the bathroom.
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But... let me hear it
one more time.
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Thank you, Malcolm.
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You're welcome.
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Hey.
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All right, it
is going down.
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Mom, I'm hungry.
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Oh, Mom isn't here
today, honey.
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My name is Gemma,
and I'm drinking beer.
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Dad, I'm hungry.
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Well, yeah, sure thing.
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After the first inning,
we are gonna pig out.
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But I'm hungry now.
I'm starving.
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I'm light-headed.
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Okay, yeah.
You know what? Let's go.
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Get it out of the way now.
Good idea. Come on.
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Okay-- oh.
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Ooh.
Hey, Mookie's up.
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Mookie!
Yeah, yeah, Mookie!
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Rip city,
you're the mayor.
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Ah...
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You and your
superstitions, Pops.
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Especially not blinking
while the first batter's up.
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That makes no sense.
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All I'm gonna say is,
2020 World Series champs.
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Well, what about literally
every other year?
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Those are the years I blinked.
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Okay. Mom, can we talk
about your guest list?
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Oh, what's there to talk about?
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Uh... well,
mine is 30 people.
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I've got 53.
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And, Mommy, yours is...
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I don't know because
I'm only on page eight.
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I cut down as much as I could.
I'm down to the bone.
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Down to the bone?
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Mama, Janice is on here.
You hate Janice.
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Yes, and I want her to see that
my kids are better than hers.
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Okay, fine.
I'll try to get it down.
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:
Do or do not.
There is no try.
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What'd you say to me?
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I think it's a Star Wars thing.
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Oh.
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It sure is.
Ah, but don't worry.
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:
Soon clear all will become.
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What is happening?
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Oh.
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Tonight, Necie and I
are watching Star Wars.
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I've never seen it.
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But Marty has acted out
every single scene for me.
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It's adorable.
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Can I join you?
I've never seen it either.
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Mom, we watched
it together.
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It's one of my
fondest memories.
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Oh, sorry, baby.
I must have fallen asleep.
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Really, Mama?
How could you?
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Oh, don't get so upset.
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Moms have to catch their
sleep wherever they can.
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I don't think
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I saw a minute
of his school plays.
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Wait, is that why
you said I was great
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as the Tin Man
in The Wiz?
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Baby, you were.
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I was the Cowardly Lion!
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Boom, boom!
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No way.
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Did you see the way
Bellinger handled that pitch?
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Yeah, he handled-- he handled
it. That was something, Pops.
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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All right.
What did we miss?
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Ho-ho, you don't even
want to know, bro.
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Darn it. All right.
Let's go Dodgers!
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Did you get ketchup?
Oh, yeah.
It's right here.
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I need a napkin.
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Okay, hold on.
Here you go.
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I can't get this open.
Can you open it?
All right, yeah.
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Just give it to me.
Don't...
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There's a cup
in my cup holder.
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Okay, okay.
Just set it down here.
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Cheese is getting
on my pants.
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Okay, I'll take this. Now
there's cheese all over me.
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No...
My hot dog fell on the ground!
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Okay, all right.
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Here you go.
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Just eat it,
I'm sure it's fine.
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Dave, I think Grover's
gonna need another hot dog.
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Oh, and I'll take
another beer.
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All right.
Come on, buddy.
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Oh, he's going, he's going.
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Yes!
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Ah!
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Did you see Bellinger
steal second?
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Yeah, he's a thief, Pops.
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That's cool,
that's cool.
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You're not even looking.
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Oh, Pop, I'm looking.
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Oh, come on.
Damn it, I missed that.
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Because I'm not
looking at the game,
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looking at you
not looking at the game.
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What is going on?
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All right, I-I spotted
a woman I know
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sitting a few rows back
to the right, but don't look.
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And...
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You both looked,
didn't you?
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I'm still looking.
I was a little curious.
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Her name is Kayla.
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And at first I was into it
and she was into it.
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But then I wasn't
so into it
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and she was, like,
really into it,
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so I had to get
the hell out of it.
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Trust me, if she sees me,
we're gonna get into it.
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So, you're gonna let
an ex-girlfriend
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ruin our perfectly good day?
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Pop, it won't be a perfectly
good day if she sees me.
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Trust me, you don't
want to see Kayla
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with a bat in her hands.
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Wait.
Pause, pause, pause.
Okay, okay.
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Remind me again why we're
starting with the fourth one?
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Oh, no, the fourth one
is the first one.
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So, is that like
a space thing?
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No. It's just the way
he told the story.
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And that garbage can
that goes "bleepy bloopy,"
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he needs the gold man to speak?
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Well, yeah.
He's a translator.
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But my Alexa can speak.
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My car can speak.
Right, but this is
a long, long time ago.
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But they have spaceships.
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It's a galaxy far,
far away!
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Look, can I just,
can I start the movie again?
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What are you doing?
What are you doing?!
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I just got an email.
Keep going, it's fine.
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No. No, no, no, no. Okay.
No phones during Star Wars.
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He's acting like
he's in the movie.
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♪ For it's one, two,
three strikes you're out ♪
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♪ At the old ball game. ♪
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Dodgers!
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Look at you, man.
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It's the seventh-inning stretch,
and you're not even stretching.
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Okay...
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What did you do to that woman?
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Nothing.
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It just didn't
work out, so...
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I ghosted her.
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Oh, so instead
of manning up
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and telling her
you're not interested,
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you just disappeared?
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Well, I wouldn't
put it like that.
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Well, how would
you put it?
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I would say
I cared so much
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about her feelings,
I avoided them.
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Okay, then, maybe it's not
too late to get things right.
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Oh, no, I think
it's too late.
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I don't know,
she looks sweet.
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Yeah? Well, check out
her texts.
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"I hope you go to hell."
Oh...
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I mean, it's not that bad.
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No, no, no. Keep reading.
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"You stupid..." Oh!
Oh!
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"And you can stick..."
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Yeah, she doesn't look
the way she texts.
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Excuse me. Sorry.
253
00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,915
All right.
254
00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:50,517
We should leave now so
we can beat the traffic.
255
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,552
Come on.
Boo!
256
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,121
Who brought this guy?
257
00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:55,455
No, I agree with Dave.
258
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:56,957
We should go now
to beat the crowd.
259
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,292
Plus...
my neck is killing me.
260
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,862
Oh, you can blame
yourself for that.
261
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,365
Dad, I'm cold.
Where's my jacket?
262
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,967
Oh, I-I didn't bring one.
263
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:10,370
I wish Mom was here.
264
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,811
Okay, let's go
buy you a jacket.
265
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,847
And another ice cream.
266
00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,414
You just said
you were cold.
267
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,316
Well, I won't be with a jacket.
268
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:26,653
All right, come on.
269
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:27,788
Oh, and while
you're there,
270
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,422
hook a sister up
with a churro.
271
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,491
Ooh, make that two, and
don't forget the caramel sauce.
272
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:32,793
Hey, Dave.
273
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,627
Dave, maybe
I should go with you.
274
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,864
No, no, Malcolm,
you're gonna stay here
275
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,766
and you'll watch this
game with your father.
276
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,034
Come on, Pop.
You come on.
277
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,435
You know what, Malcolm?
278
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,604
I thought this could be
our new tradition.
279
00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:45,973
You treating me
to tickets.
280
00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:48,809
You know, father and son
at the ballpark,
281
00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,577
just like Field of Dreams.
282
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:54,214
Except for there's no cornfield
and nobody's dead.
283
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,449
Yeah, well, not yet.
284
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,018
But if Kayla sees me,
that could change.
285
00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,853
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
286
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,189
I have never left
a Dodger game early,
287
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:03,791
and I'm not gonna
start now.
288
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,692
Plus, I've got
the car keys.
289
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:06,894
So sit down!
290
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:08,695
Everybody start watching
the game,
291
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:11,031
and start having fun right now!
292
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,366
Including you, sir!
293
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,039
All right,
look at that.
294
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,174
The Dodgers have
eight hits in.
295
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,676
I've missed all of 'em.
296
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,245
Nice jacket, Grover.
297
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,646
My son's first
baseball game,
298
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:29,316
and he will have
this memento forever.
299
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,450
Ha!
300
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,020
He'll grow out of it
in six months.
301
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,422
I thought
you weren't here.
302
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:36,723
I'm not.
303
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,826
If I was, Grover would have
a hoodie from home.
304
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,361
And a bag of carrots.
305
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,696
Oh, look, look.
We're on the dance cam!
306
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:44,865
Oh, look at that!
307
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,699
Oh, give Daddy some room.
308
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,343
Come on!
309
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,045
Everything okay
down there, Dave?
310
00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:01,014
Oh, yeah,
Just making memories.
311
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:07,720
Is that one an Ewok?
No.
312
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,124
Is that one an Ewok?
313
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,060
Babe, just, just watch.
314
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,863
When does Billy Dee
Williams show up?
315
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,431
Wait a minute.
316
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:22,069
Is Billy Dee Williams an Ewok?
'Cause I don't play that.
317
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:25,672
This movie is
too dry looking.
318
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:28,541
I know,
it's making me thirsty.
319
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:32,445
And you know, it takes too long
to get to the Ewoks.
320
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,647
Ewoks aren't in this movie!
321
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,550
They're in the third one.
322
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,719
So the one
before this one.
323
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,554
No, two after this.
324
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,157
I mean,
come on, Marty.
325
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,458
You got to admit
that's confusing.
326
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:46,894
Oh, that is interesting.
327
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,361
Because hundreds of
millions of people
328
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,230
clearly do not find it confusing.
329
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,903
Can you believe
Dave and Malcolm
330
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,170
wanted us to leave early
331
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,939
and miss Freeman's
walk-off homer?
332
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,041
Oh, actually,
Dave did miss it.
333
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,609
Oopsies.
334
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:07,080
We had a great time spending
the whole ninth inning
335
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,581
looking for Dippin' Dots.
336
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,418
We found 'em.
Yeah, we did.
337
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,020
Yeah, I had a great time, too.
338
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,456
Even though Malcolm ghosted me
like he did that woman.
339
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,926
I guess that's just
what he does.
340
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,694
I got you free tickets
and free parking.
341
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,964
I don't hear you
complaining about that.
342
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,167
Grover!
343
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,435
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
344
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,570
Did he get any of that
in my new truck?
345
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,942
I-I mean, is-is the boy okay?
346
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:39,246
He's fine and, uh...
so is the truck.
347
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,982
I-I think he just has
a little bit of a stomach bug.
348
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,516
Uh, or...
349
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,785
his father let him eat whatever
he wanted for four hours.
350
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,320
He didn't have
that much.
351
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,622
He literally ate
his height in hot dogs.
352
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,492
Gemma, at this point
there's no reason
353
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:53,961
for me to tell you
that were right.
354
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,062
The proof is...
355
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,398
...all over the parking lot.
356
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,200
:
And on the upholstery.
357
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,002
Ah...!
358
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,270
I heard that.
359
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,572
You owe me a full detail.
360
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:09,576
I'm sorry that I said that
you were gonna ruin guys' night.
361
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,678
But can you please be here now?
362
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:14,982
Yes. And lucky for you,
I have wipes and Tums.
363
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,016
Thank you.
364
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,384
Look at this.
365
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,486
This traffic is insane.
366
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,522
We've been stuck
for like 20 minutes.
367
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,124
I have to pee.
368
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,126
At least.
369
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,796
At least?
Probably more. Okay.
370
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,365
Oh, oh, please don't pee
or more in this truck.
371
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,002
Hit the child lock...
I-I don't know
where the button is.
372
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,004
Just hit the button.
It's a new truck.
373
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,007
Hey.
Hey.
374
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,242
You're missing your movie. Yeah.
375
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,476
We just got to the part
376
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,312
where they fell
into the wet garbage...
377
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,346
Ah.
378
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,747
It's so cool.
379
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:52,019
Necie, come on, you
think it's silly.
380
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,520
No.
381
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,290
If it's important to you,
it's important to me.
382
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,826
So, why is it
important to us?
383
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,696
Okay, look.
384
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,099
I don't share this
with a lot of people... Mm.
385
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:10,470
...but the truth is,
I wasn't the coolest kid.
386
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,172
What...?
Yeah.
387
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,541
I know. Growing up
was rough for me.
388
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,942
Like...
389
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,410
I wasn't like the other
boys on the block.
390
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,912
I didn't talk like them,
I didn't dress like them.
391
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:23,283
Whenever we played basketball,
they called me Airball Butler.
392
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,419
My dad came up
with that one.
393
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,788
Babe.
394
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:32,125
I spent a lot of time
looking for where I fit in.
395
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,893
You know?
396
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:38,731
Space and sci-fi movies
were like my escape.
397
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:42,069
I mean, come on, I work
with rockets and robots.
398
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,970
Where do you think
that came from?
399
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:48,175
Seems like Airball Butler
got his dream. Yeah.
400
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,542
And he got the girl.
401
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,278
See, you better
believe it.
Yeah, you know.
402
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,313
I know.
403
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,817
Mom, are you...?
Shh.
404
00:16:58,851 --> 00:16:59,819
Are you enjoying this?
405
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,289
Yes, it's exciting,
and, look,
406
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:05,125
that wizard guy's wearing
the same costume we made
407
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,726
for your school
Halloween parade.
408
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,228
Yeah, that's Obi-Wan Kenobi.
409
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,330
Yes, Obi-Wan.
Oh.
410
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,332
We made
his robes together.
411
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:13,566
Oh, we had so much fun.
412
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,967
I stayed up all night
sewing that thing.
413
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:18,138
He looked so cute.
414
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:21,641
Mama, I did not look cute.
I was fierce.
415
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,010
Now I remember
watching this movie.
416
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:27,114
The guy in the black
football helmet...
417
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,248
Yeah?
...he killed Obi.
418
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,518
And then
the big monkey man
419
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,420
helped blow up
the Death Ball.
420
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,922
That's it.
I knew it.
421
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,359
Is that a spoiler?
422
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,161
Several.
423
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,900
Pop, I know you think
I took the easy way out,
424
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,504
but... man, dating now is not
like it was in your day.
425
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:52,939
My day?
Yeah.
426
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:56,008
Some things
never change, Malcolm.
427
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,278
I mean, you called it
ghosting, back in my day
428
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,413
we called it
"hit it and quit it."
429
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,417
It was foul then
and it's foul now.
430
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,454
You're right.
431
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:11,158
I promise, moving forward,
I will handle things better.
432
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,659
But-but, hey,
at least you got to see
433
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,194
a good game tonight, right?
434
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:17,164
Why do you think I was
so excited about this game?
435
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,566
Because you love the Dodgers.
436
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,168
No, Malcolm.
437
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:24,504
I was excited to spend
some quality time with you.
438
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,506
Hell, I could've
watched the Dodger game
439
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,975
at home in my drawers.
440
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,414
And I spent the whole time
hiding from Kayla.
441
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,682
Mm.
442
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,251
I'm sorry, Pop.
443
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,587
Hey, you want to watch
tomorrow night's game together?
444
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:41,621
I'd love to.
445
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,022
All right.
All right.
446
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,457
You're gonna have to wear
some pants, though.
447
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:45,925
Eh...
448
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,960
We'll see about that.
449
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,598
Okay.
Ooh.
450
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,967
There are no Porta Potties
within a quarter-mile radius.
451
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,003
I got to pee in a bush.
452
00:18:58,538 --> 00:18:59,706
Oh.
453
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,275
Congratulations, Grover.
You are now a man.
454
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,412
Nice.
Yeah, up top.
455
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,916
Can I get a squeeze
of that hand sanitizer?
Yeah, mm-hmm.
456
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,017
Oh, traffic's
starting to move.
457
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:12,585
Hey, Malcolm,
458
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,020
would you see if that
guy will let us in?
Yeah.
459
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,558
Oh, my God, that's Kayla.
460
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:20,960
That's Kayla?
Yeah.
461
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,995
Oh, don't worry, I got this.
462
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,331
Hey, Kayla!
463
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,767
I got your boy Malcolm here.
464
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,669
Malcolm?
465
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,104
Hey, Kayla.
466
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,640
Girl, we was just
talking about you.
467
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,641
It was, um...
468
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,108
It was a good game, huh?
469
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,444
Good game?
Yeah.
470
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:38,378
Good game?
471
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,779
You've got a lot of nerve,
472
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,982
you arrogant, two-faced-ed,
lying-ass dirtbag.
473
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:44,484
How dare you ghost me?
474
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,253
Yeah, but, Kayla, come on...
You know what, Malcolm?
475
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,955
No, no. The less you say,
the sooner it'll be over.
476
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,590
You know what?
477
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,991
You can kiss my ass. Mm.
478
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,894
Besides, you weren't
all that anyway,
479
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,363
two-minute brother.
480
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,164
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
481
00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,099
That's my son you're
talking about!
482
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,235
Don't roll the window up.
Oh, hell no.
483
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,636
Roll it back down,
back down.
484
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,412
I got my list
down to two pages.
485
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:15,214
Oh, thanks.
That is reasonable.
486
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,349
Mama.
487
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,618
You just used a smaller font.
488
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,789
Well, I thought you were
tripping about the pages,
489
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,257
not the number of people.
490
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:29,462
You met the caterer.
It's gonna cost $120 a plate.
491
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,299
$120 a plate?
492
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,801
Let me see that list.
493
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,369
Uh-uh.
494
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,070
Okay.
495
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,540
Baby, you just crossed off
the whole church choir.
496
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,376
Babe, if they ain't singing,
they ain't eating.
497
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:46,746
Don't need him.
498
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,881
Carlos ain't even got teeth.
What he gonna do...?
499
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,519
Ooh, I'm gonna keep Janice.
500
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:55,455
I want her to see that
our kids are better than hers.
501
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:00,960
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