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This has been "Women's Health
Minute with Dr. Mindy Lahiri."
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Ladies, that's why
it's so important
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for to you use
a multivitamin with calcium
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to prevent osteoporosis
in your bones.
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Psst, psst, psst, psst.
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What's that, Erica Everywoman?
You don't have bones?
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This has been
"Women's Health Minute
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with Dr. Mindy Lahiri."
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Psst, psst,
psst, psst, psst.
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Oh, yeah.
We forgot our song.
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♪ Watching Mindy's minute,
it really was sensational ♪
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♪ And if I may say,
also educational ♪
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That's Mindy.
Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye.
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Why would you do this?
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Taxi TV was looking
for short,
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educational, entertaining
little videos,
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and I thought it would help
blicize the practice.
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It is you.
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You are...
You are Mindy minute.
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Yes, sir. Yes, it's me.
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I get recognized
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anywhere between zero
and three times a day.
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Today's two.
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All day I hear you.
"Dr. Mindy. Bye-bye."
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I want to drive into pole!
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Okay, sir. Uh, thank you
for your feedback.
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It's just...
You're dressed as a dog.
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Well, rowlf
from the muppets...
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Is the idea that you're some
kind of reverse veterinarian?
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Danny, you have
such a literal perspective.
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I feel sorry for you.
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Ah!
That voice is sharp,
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like scimitar,
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but it also grates,
like rusty scimitar!
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Okay.
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No more!
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[Middle eastern music playing on radio]
Sir.
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I cannot hear
my video, sir.
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[Pop music]
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[Woman vocalizing]
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♪
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My phone was on 100
when I left my house,
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and now
it is on nine.
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Danny, nine.
Mm.
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I don't even know
how many apps I had open.
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What floor?
Four, please.
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The midwives.
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Same.
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Uh, yeah.
Four for me too, please.
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Four.
Okay, yeah,
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I got it...
Four is pressed.
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Which one's your favorite?
I like Duncan.
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[Scoffs] Is it even possible
the Deslauriers
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are as handsome as they are
in their ads?
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[Sighs]
Ads?
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Handsome?
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(Narrator on TV)
A gentle fall of rain,
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our earth's gargantuan ocean,
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the endangered
arctic ice shelf...
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What do they have in common?
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Timeless beauty?
Oh, without question,
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but they've also
existed for eons
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before
the obstetrician.
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And for eons,
so existed have we.
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We're the downtown
women's holistic health center.
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The midwives.
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Our practice,
plastic bottle-free since 2009,
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offers a safe alternative
to big doctor.
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As a woman, I'm made up
of billions of cells
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and millions of feelings.
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I trust all of them
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with downtown women's
holistic health center.
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Thanks, Maria.
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If you enjoyed
the music in this ad,
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please check out
Duncan's page on iTunes.
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I can't believe they got
Maria Menounos to do their ad.
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Guys, she is
my hair idol.
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Once one TV host
falls to the midwives,
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they all fall...
Nancy O'Dell, Mary Hart.
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Before you know it,
they've got Billy Bush.
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No, no, no, no.
This isn't happening.
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If we're gonna best
these guys,
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we need a media strategy...
Come on.
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Okay, okay, what about the ads
on the diner placemats?
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They shut that place down
for human trafficking.
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Ah.
I know.
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So sad. I love
their pork chops.
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You know what we should do?
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Celebrity endorsements,
you guys,
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and guess what.
I see Sigourney Weaver
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at the gym all the time,
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and I've actually spoken
to her once or t...
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You know what?
She's never gonna go for this.
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Okay, maybe you should leave
the marketing strategy
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to partners
a little less cloaked in shame...
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You know,
the taxi video.
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Mindy, you know,
don't dwell on the past.
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Just focus on trying to make
the future less disastrous.
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(Beverly) That's the beauty
of my ageism lawsuit...
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You had to rehire me.
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Finally, a job where I don't
have to "warsh" my hands.
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You should still
"warsh" them.
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You know, back when
you were a nurse here,
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you never got this close without
trying to give me a wedgie.
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My wedgie days are in the past,
God willing.
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I'm not gonna let this job
slip through my filthy hands.
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Oh. Okay, well, this is
your excel, firefox, quickbooks.
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This is a calculator.
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Sure, sure, right.
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Now, your username
will be "adminassist002,"
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and your password
can be whatever you want,
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but it has to have
four letters,
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one in caps, three numbers,
and two underscores,
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not dashes.
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Obviously.
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Don't worry.
I know all about computers...
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Clicking, clacking,
these guys.
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Why don't you
just set up your email?
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[Shudders]
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Okay, Kelsey,
well, like last time,
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your discomfort
is not from early labor.
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It is from gas.
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Oh, what a relief.
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I was supposed to be
a ring-card girl
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at a UFC match tonight.
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Are you serious?
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What do you think?
I... okay.
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[Sighs]
You got me.
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Oh, my... my... my blood test...
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Yeah?
I'm anemic, right?
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No, you are not anemic.
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Why does everyone
always think they're anemic?
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I think they all read the same
article in self or something.
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You are healthy.
Your baby's healthy.
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You just have
to stop worrying.
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Did my blood tests show
all that ecstasy
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I did last weekend?
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What?
Are you insane?
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Relax,
I am joking.
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Obviously,
I am not doing ecstasy.
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It's not like
it's 1994.
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Kelsey, you pose
a big challenge for me
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as a physician,
because on one hand,
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you are
incredibly sarcastic,
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but on the other hand, you're,
like, this major worrier.
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Part of me feels like it maybe
is coming from the same place,
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but then... I don't know.
It's not my field.
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What is your field?
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Oh, really cool
taxi cab videos.
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That was sarcasm.
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How do you two deal
with a patient
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that you just
straight up don't like?
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I love
all my patients.
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What about that old lady
who's racist against everybody?
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Even to me.
I'm not even a race.
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She called me
a toffee head.
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Oh!
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Speak of the devil,
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and America's
next top broadcaster appears.
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- We've been looking for you.
- Huh? Heh?
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Mindy, I think
they're talking to me.
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Dr. Jeremy Reed.
This is all so sudden.
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No, we're here for her.
Mm-hmm.
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I'm Nick.
This is Helen.
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We produce
the channel 8 news.
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Guys, I watch that show
all the time.
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I'm a huge fan.
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Oh, my God, yes.
Your segment
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on how to "zazz" up leftovers...
That was emmy-worthy.
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You know, they fought me
on that segment.
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It's disgusting.
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I've never seen
such overt sexism.
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It's like, "let her do
the damn piece on leftovers!"
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All right, honey.
We won, so it's all right. [Sighs]
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Um, we saw
your taxi TV spot.
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Okay, that is enough,
all right?
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If you didn't like
my segment,
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you did not have to come
to my place of work and tell me.
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You could have just
been like everybody else
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and shouted it from a bus.
You're bullies.
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"Didn't like it"?
[Laughing] Wha...
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We have a proposal
for you.
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Let me get this
straight.
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You want me to host a segment
on the 5:00 news?
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Let's slow it down.
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In our business, there's
a measure called the "Q" rating.
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It measures audience awareness
of a celebrity.
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Did I score
a huge "Q" rating?
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You know, I wanted to be
a celebrity doctor
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before I even
wanted to be a doctor.
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Yeah, no. Your "Q" rating
was effectively zero.
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Out of 100.
[Knock at door]
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Sorry.
Uh, Mindy, could you help me
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update my photo for my I.D. Card
with this one?
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This is really something
for the security office
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at the hospital.
I know. It's just...
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It's better
if you do it.
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I'm just gonna
leave those there...
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What?
For you.
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I do not know
what that was.
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Anyways, your "Q" rating
was a disaster,
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but your "P" rating
was off the charts.
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"P" for popularity?
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Pity.
Sure.
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You scored a "P" rating
equal to that of the dog
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that was saved from the roof
during hurricane Katrina.
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No human has ever scored
sad-dog numbers.
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So you want me to host a segment
because people pity me?
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When people feel sympathy
for you...
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Or are worried
about your safety...
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They want
to keep watching.
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Given my current
situation,
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I don't think I need
any more pity.
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Well...
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That's a disappointment.
Yeah.
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Okay, well,
if you change your mind,
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do give us a call asap,
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'cause we are going
to have to make an offer
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to a police officer
who shot himself in the foot
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at show-and-tell.
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[Knock at door]
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I believe congratulations
is in order.
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Your video
was on tosh.0.
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He called you
his "fat loser of the week."
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That is
incredibly hateful.
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Oh, no. I think
he was laughing with you.
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That is enough.
Being a doctor in a dog costume
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cannot be the only thing
that people know about me.
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That's not true.
People say you have a juicy ass.
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What?
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I did not say that.
Other people said it.
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I just agreed.
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I said it.
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I was the only one
that said it.
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- You gonna call the police?
- I need redemption.
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Kim Kardashian
started out with a sex tape,
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but she didn't stop there
and let it define her.
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Kim Kardashian
made a sex tape?
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Yes, exactly.
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So I just need to ride out
this minor humiliation
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until I find my kanye.
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Hel... yeah, Helen?
Yes. I am in.
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Nice.
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Helen, I'm sorry.
This is Dr. Mindy Lahiri.
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What I'm in for
is that TV segment
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that we talked about.
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Okay.
Okay, great.
249
00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:53,311
Hey, how do you, uh, spell
"Kardashian"?
250
00:08:53,312 --> 00:08:55,231
Are you looking up
her sex tape?
251
00:08:55,265 --> 00:08:57,752
No, I just wanted to see
what she's up to.
252
00:08:57,786 --> 00:08:59,071
I need you to leave.
253
00:08:59,965 --> 00:09:01,741
Everyone, huge news...
254
00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:03,733
Really exciting news.
Stop what you're doing.
255
00:09:03,767 --> 00:09:04,985
Stop what you're doing.
Gather round.
256
00:09:04,986 --> 00:09:06,905
Parker, you can continue
to take out the recycling.
257
00:09:06,906 --> 00:09:08,524
You're not part
of the core group.
258
00:09:08,575 --> 00:09:12,831
I have been hand-selected to be
the new medical correspondent
259
00:09:12,832 --> 00:09:14,083
for the channel 8 news.
260
00:09:14,084 --> 00:09:15,669
[Gasps]
Oh, my God!
261
00:09:15,670 --> 00:09:17,455
You were born
for TV news.
262
00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:19,008
How you're always taking
undramatic things
263
00:09:19,009 --> 00:09:20,711
and making them dramatic.
I don't do that.
264
00:09:20,712 --> 00:09:21,713
Or do I?
265
00:09:21,714 --> 00:09:23,999
This is...
This is great news.
266
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,220
You deserve this.
I'm so glad it's you.
267
00:09:26,271 --> 00:09:28,641
Now I'll have
two famous signatures
268
00:09:28,642 --> 00:09:29,675
for my autograph book...
269
00:09:29,693 --> 00:09:32,147
You and mayor David Dinkins.
270
00:09:32,148 --> 00:09:33,199
Okay, Mindy, look,
271
00:09:33,233 --> 00:09:35,402
I know you're really
excited about this,
272
00:09:35,453 --> 00:09:37,405
but if you want my opinion...
I don't.
273
00:09:37,406 --> 00:09:40,076
Can you guys believe it?
Me, the child of immigrants...
274
00:09:40,127 --> 00:09:42,881
Is it offensive to say
that I only trust
275
00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:45,051
an older white man
to give me the news?
276
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,587
Yes.
Very.
277
00:09:46,639 --> 00:09:48,307
Mindy, I don't know
about this.
278
00:09:48,342 --> 00:09:49,508
Look, Danny, I know
that you are worried
279
00:09:49,509 --> 00:09:50,970
that my fame
is gonna change things.
280
00:09:50,995 --> 00:09:53,065
No, I'm not.
And, Danny, I'm more worried for you.
281
00:09:53,066 --> 00:09:54,095
You are?
Yeah.
282
00:09:54,096 --> 00:09:55,352
What if there's some
unflattering headline,
283
00:09:55,353 --> 00:09:56,520
like, "why is she
with him?"
284
00:09:56,521 --> 00:09:57,922
And we're just walking
to get lunch?
285
00:09:57,941 --> 00:10:00,377
And you'll have to get
to know my bodyguard,
286
00:10:00,412 --> 00:10:01,896
D'Nell.
287
00:10:01,897 --> 00:10:03,633
And, uh, there might be
"crotcharazzi."
288
00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,002
"Crotcharazzi"?
289
00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:07,973
(Mindy)
Erica, so you are trying
290
00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:09,676
to tell me that you have never
heard of a mammogram.
291
00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,012
[High-pitched voice]
Does it hurt?
292
00:10:11,013 --> 00:10:12,297
They're not
the most comfortable things.
293
00:10:12,298 --> 00:10:13,900
[Laughs goofily]
[Laughs]
294
00:10:13,934 --> 00:10:15,402
[Both laughing]
295
00:10:15,437 --> 00:10:17,072
Dr. C.,
296
00:10:17,106 --> 00:10:18,189
you gotta see this.
They don't hurt.
297
00:10:18,190 --> 00:10:19,190
This is her segment.
298
00:10:19,192 --> 00:10:20,527
It's informative,
299
00:10:20,528 --> 00:10:21,863
[laughing]
But it's hilarious.
300
00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:25,035
Okay, this is Dr. Castellano.
I work with him.
301
00:10:25,086 --> 00:10:26,320
Are you kidding me?
302
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:27,422
You're gonna use
this stupid puppet?
303
00:10:27,457 --> 00:10:30,209
Uh, Erica is
a brilliant puppet,
304
00:10:30,210 --> 00:10:31,880
she's just uninformed
about women's health,
305
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:32,997
which is
where I come in.
306
00:10:33,015 --> 00:10:34,183
Okay, Mindy, you gotta
be careful
307
00:10:34,184 --> 00:10:35,229
about the local news game.
308
00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:36,337
What do you know
about local news?
309
00:10:36,355 --> 00:10:38,724
Local news is
the only news I watch.
310
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,343
I don't want to hear
about the Syrian revolution
311
00:10:40,344 --> 00:10:41,345
from Brian Williams.
312
00:10:41,363 --> 00:10:43,231
I want to hear
about the Syrian revolution
313
00:10:43,282 --> 00:10:46,203
from some Syrian guy who owns
a local dunkin' donuts.
314
00:10:46,204 --> 00:10:47,688
That's what I want.
Okay...
315
00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,725
If you are going to denigrate
a legend like Brian Williams,
316
00:10:49,726 --> 00:10:50,777
Erica and I
would like you to leave.
317
00:10:50,778 --> 00:10:52,029
You look like a fool,
318
00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:53,866
and this whole practice
looks like a bag of jerks,
319
00:10:53,867 --> 00:10:55,953
and you know what, Mindy?
We can't afford that.
320
00:10:57,807 --> 00:10:59,726
Look, don't worry, okay?
I know what I'm doing.
321
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:00,978
I'm gonna get you
in shape.
322
00:11:00,979 --> 00:11:01,979
Okay.
323
00:11:01,981 --> 00:11:02,980
Okay?
Yeah.
324
00:11:02,982 --> 00:11:04,216
She goes
on your right hand.
325
00:11:04,217 --> 00:11:05,569
Just use, like, a funny voice.
Have fun with it.
326
00:11:05,603 --> 00:11:07,105
You know, but if...
327
00:11:07,106 --> 00:11:08,407
Erica!
328
00:11:08,441 --> 00:11:10,726
Ooh, Dr. Reed, you have
some sriracha on your tie.
329
00:11:10,745 --> 00:11:12,163
(Jeremy)
Oh, well.
330
00:11:12,164 --> 00:11:14,283
Just another excuse to go
to this store I found in soho.
331
00:11:14,334 --> 00:11:17,539
They have a DJ
who mashes up '80s hip-hop
332
00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:19,425
with John Grisham
audiobooks.
333
00:11:19,459 --> 00:11:20,961
I found a new store...
334
00:11:21,012 --> 00:11:23,382
Great selection
of compression hose.
335
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:28,106
Any color you want... light tan,
medium tan, black lady.
336
00:11:28,141 --> 00:11:29,375
Right.
337
00:11:30,477 --> 00:11:33,983
What'd you say?
Nothing.
338
00:11:34,034 --> 00:11:35,452
(Danny) Okay, let's start
from the beginning.
339
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:38,290
Camera three. Camera one.
Camera two.
340
00:11:38,324 --> 00:11:39,959
Three. One. Two.
341
00:11:39,994 --> 00:11:41,629
Two again.
Excellent.
342
00:11:41,663 --> 00:11:43,448
Okay, let's see
the visual aid.
343
00:11:43,466 --> 00:11:45,886
I don't know how I'm gonna
make this talk.
344
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,889
No, no, no.
That doesn't talk. You talk.
345
00:11:47,923 --> 00:11:49,925
Okay, so you just want me
to be like,
346
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,629
"hi.
I'm Dr. Mindy Lahiri,
347
00:11:51,630 --> 00:11:53,982
and here's my boring
old model of a vagina."
348
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:56,153
Whoa! Whoa!
You can't say that.
349
00:11:56,154 --> 00:11:58,573
That word
is a local news no-no.
350
00:11:58,608 --> 00:12:00,193
It's 5:30.
Mom's cooking dinner.
351
00:12:00,244 --> 00:12:01,478
Dad's pouring
his first scotch.
352
00:12:01,479 --> 00:12:02,664
You can't say that,
okay?
353
00:12:02,665 --> 00:12:04,750
Promise me
you're not gonna say...
354
00:12:04,751 --> 00:12:06,002
[Mouthing word]
355
00:12:06,037 --> 00:12:08,507
Okay, well, then I better
get it out of my system now.
356
00:12:08,508 --> 00:12:11,044
♪ Vagina, vagina,
vagina, vagina ♪
357
00:12:11,045 --> 00:12:12,714
Are we gonna
take this seriously or not?
358
00:12:12,715 --> 00:12:13,882
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can we stop? Okay.
359
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,184
From the beginning, okay?
Yeah.
360
00:12:15,219 --> 00:12:17,772
Camera three. Camera one.
Camera two.
361
00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:19,174
Camera one.
Camera four.
362
00:12:19,175 --> 00:12:21,645
There's no camera four.
There's three cameras.
363
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,370
[Bell ringing]
364
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,073
(Mindy) And that is
the unfortunate democracy
365
00:12:28,074 --> 00:12:30,459
of the urinary tract
infection.
366
00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:33,832
This has been Dr. Mindy Lahiri
on the latest updates of UTIs.
367
00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:35,251
Danny!
Check it out.
368
00:12:35,252 --> 00:12:36,586
I'm pushing
a low pressure system
369
00:12:36,637 --> 00:12:38,724
through long island
right now.
370
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,710
[Imitates thunder booming]
Storm coming.
371
00:12:40,711 --> 00:12:42,546
[Imitates wind blowing]
Eat it, Massapequa.
372
00:12:42,564 --> 00:12:43,682
You're not listening.
373
00:12:43,683 --> 00:12:45,518
I've heard this segment
100 times.
374
00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:48,055
It's gonna be great, okay?
Relax. It's gonna be great.
375
00:12:48,056 --> 00:12:50,610
Oh, my God. Danny, this
could change my whole life.
376
00:12:50,661 --> 00:12:51,996
You know, what if
I'm supposed to be
377
00:12:51,997 --> 00:12:53,080
the next Sanjay Gupta...
378
00:12:53,081 --> 00:12:55,251
Out there educating people
about flu epidemics?
379
00:12:55,286 --> 00:12:57,087
Probably end up
having brunch on the weekend
380
00:12:57,088 --> 00:12:59,124
with Anderson Cooper
and Kathy Griffin.
381
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:00,576
I hope they don't make fun
of me too much.
382
00:13:00,577 --> 00:13:02,680
[Cell phone ringing]
383
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:05,468
Oh, God.
It's my patient Kelsey.
384
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:07,104
The hypochondriac?
Yeah.
385
00:13:07,105 --> 00:13:08,104
Don't answer it.
386
00:13:08,106 --> 00:13:09,424
Don't answer it.
Okay.
387
00:13:09,425 --> 00:13:12,529
What did I just say?
Hey, Kelsey? Okay. Okay, calm down.
388
00:13:12,564 --> 00:13:13,949
You are not going
into labor.
389
00:13:13,983 --> 00:13:16,119
Do not go to the hospital.
You do not need to go...
390
00:13:16,154 --> 00:13:17,872
Okay, you're calling me
from the hospital.
391
00:13:17,906 --> 00:13:19,875
Well, whatever you do...
392
00:13:19,876 --> 00:13:21,911
Okay.
393
00:13:21,912 --> 00:13:23,214
She hung up on you?
Yeah.
394
00:13:23,248 --> 00:13:24,800
What do I do?
I should go, right?
395
00:13:24,801 --> 00:13:26,302
No, she'll be fine.
Don't worry about it.
396
00:13:26,337 --> 00:13:27,337
Right?
Yeah.
397
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,473
Yeah, definitely,
definitely.
398
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,842
'Cause she's not
going into labor.
399
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,395
She's not going into labor.
Now, let's focus.
400
00:13:31,429 --> 00:13:33,090
What if she is going
into labor?
401
00:13:33,098 --> 00:13:34,098
She's fine.
402
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,317
I'm gonna leave.
403
00:13:35,318 --> 00:13:36,318
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, I'm gonna leave.
404
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,438
What about...
No, no, no. The segment.
405
00:13:37,439 --> 00:13:38,907
The seg... I know.
We have plenty of time.
406
00:13:38,908 --> 00:13:40,159
We have more than an hour.
407
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,494
I'm just gonna go there.
I'm gonna be right back.
408
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,314
It's gonna take five minutes.
I'm gonna calm her down.
409
00:13:43,332 --> 00:13:45,534
And I'll be back
in plenty of time.
410
00:13:45,585 --> 00:13:46,920
You sure?
Yeah, don't worry.
411
00:13:46,921 --> 00:13:48,006
Don't worry.
It's gonna be great.
412
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,491
Just, you kn...
Don't let them bump us
413
00:13:49,492 --> 00:13:50,710
for that nine-year-old
that got into college.
414
00:13:50,711 --> 00:13:53,047
Wait... watch...
Oh, God. I'm sorry.
415
00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:54,232
[Sighs]
416
00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,628
Okay, Kelsey, you are not
in labor, just as I thought,
417
00:14:00,629 --> 00:14:02,130
and your baby is fine.
418
00:14:02,131 --> 00:14:03,466
A nurse is gonna
come in here soon
419
00:14:03,517 --> 00:14:05,252
to confirm all that with you,
and I'm just gonna head out.
420
00:14:05,253 --> 00:14:06,253
Okay, bye.
421
00:14:06,255 --> 00:14:07,439
Great.
You go party
422
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,559
while I just sit here
by myself, terrified.
423
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:12,614
Ha. Some of
your trademark sarcasm...
424
00:14:12,615 --> 00:14:13,766
Hilarious.
See ya.
425
00:14:30,762 --> 00:14:33,015
This doesn't seem
to have been hung up right.
426
00:14:33,066 --> 00:14:34,434
Okay, are you staying
or going?
427
00:14:34,435 --> 00:14:36,137
I don't know, Kelsey.
I'm just...
428
00:14:36,138 --> 00:14:38,307
Give me a second
to think about it.
429
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:43,433
(Danny) Merciful Jesus,
please make Mindy show up,
430
00:14:43,434 --> 00:14:45,452
and let the Yankees scout some
good Dominicans this season.
431
00:14:45,453 --> 00:14:48,090
Come on.
Come on, Mindy.
432
00:14:48,091 --> 00:14:52,213
[Cell phone ringing]
433
00:14:52,214 --> 00:14:55,051
Okay. Hey, guys. We're all good.
This is her, see?
434
00:14:55,052 --> 00:14:56,470
Where are you?
435
00:14:56,471 --> 00:14:57,973
I'm still at the hospital.
Wait, what?
436
00:14:57,974 --> 00:14:59,642
You're supposed to be...
I'm not gonna make it.
437
00:14:59,643 --> 00:15:02,314
No, no, no, no. The segment's
about to start, Mindy.
438
00:15:02,315 --> 00:15:04,401
I know.
You should do it.
439
00:15:04,402 --> 00:15:05,402
Are you insane?
440
00:15:05,453 --> 00:15:06,537
No, Danny,
you'll be great.
441
00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:08,123
You'll be promoting
the practice.
442
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,626
You'll be sticking it
to the midwives.
443
00:15:09,627 --> 00:15:11,579
You'll be showing everyone
how much better you are than me.
444
00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:15,002
It's like everything that you like.
Oh.
445
00:15:15,003 --> 00:15:16,337
Okay, fine.
446
00:15:16,338 --> 00:15:17,756
Don't be so annoying.
Be excited.
447
00:15:17,807 --> 00:15:20,260
Danny, you're doing
my dream job.
448
00:15:20,261 --> 00:15:21,261
Okay.
449
00:15:21,263 --> 00:15:22,514
Oh, God.
450
00:15:22,515 --> 00:15:24,434
Oh, boy.
451
00:15:24,435 --> 00:15:25,770
Okay, we're looking great.
452
00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:29,108
Hey, do you mind if we, um,
watch the local news?
453
00:15:29,109 --> 00:15:31,362
Yeah, I would love
to watch the local news,
454
00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:33,199
since it's 1983.
455
00:15:34,869 --> 00:15:37,288
Okay, I need to work
on my sarcasm.
456
00:15:37,339 --> 00:15:39,175
No.
457
00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:43,499
Vice President Biden
was 72.
458
00:15:43,534 --> 00:15:46,738
And today he's 73.
459
00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:48,557
Now for an all-new segment...
460
00:15:48,558 --> 00:15:50,811
"Focus on health
with Dr. Mindy."
461
00:15:50,812 --> 00:15:53,032
(Man) ♪ focus on health with...
Sorry, Trish.
462
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:54,317
♪ Dr. Mindy
463
00:15:54,318 --> 00:15:56,103
little change
in lineup.
464
00:15:56,104 --> 00:15:58,524
Hello.
I'm Dr. Danny.
465
00:15:58,559 --> 00:16:00,777
Wait. Were you supposed to be
on the news tonight?
466
00:16:00,778 --> 00:16:02,831
No, I'm your doctor.
467
00:16:02,832 --> 00:16:04,417
I'm supposed to be here
with you.
468
00:16:04,418 --> 00:16:05,969
(Danny on TV) I'm here to talk
about a problem
469
00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:07,271
millions of women
face a year...
470
00:16:07,306 --> 00:16:10,560
Urinary tract infections,
or UTIs.
471
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,130
And, man,
are they a pain,
472
00:16:12,148 --> 00:16:14,300
but now there's a promising
new antibiotic,
473
00:16:14,318 --> 00:16:17,238
and trust me, it ain't
your grandma's aminoglycocide.
474
00:16:17,273 --> 00:16:20,310
Women get more
bladder infections than men,
475
00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:23,982
mostly because their urethras
are shorter than men,
476
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,587
located here
above the vagina.
477
00:16:30,211 --> 00:16:33,165
[Whispering] Just keep going.
Thank you. Um...
478
00:16:33,183 --> 00:16:35,519
Not vagina.
Well, yes, vagina.
479
00:16:35,553 --> 00:16:37,522
That... not... not... not...
Not that it's a bad word,
480
00:16:37,523 --> 00:16:39,509
it's... it's... it's...
It's beautiful.
481
00:16:39,510 --> 00:16:41,779
Not like "beautiful"
like it's hot.
482
00:16:41,813 --> 00:16:42,981
Danny,
stop saying things.
483
00:16:43,015 --> 00:16:44,534
Let's... let's take a look
at the model.
484
00:16:44,535 --> 00:16:47,572
Oh, okay. Can you just... just
hand me the vulva? Um, just...
485
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,458
Throw it back to Trish.
Throw it back to Trish.
486
00:16:49,493 --> 00:16:52,079
[Laughs] Look who...
Look who showed up.
487
00:16:52,131 --> 00:16:53,549
Oh, God.
488
00:16:54,668 --> 00:16:55,701
It's Erica.
489
00:16:55,702 --> 00:16:56,703
[High-pitched voice]
Hi, everyone.
490
00:16:56,704 --> 00:16:58,473
Do not bring Erica
into this!
491
00:16:58,508 --> 00:17:00,143
[Whispering]
Wrap it up! Just wrap it up.
492
00:17:00,177 --> 00:17:01,445
(Jeremy)
It's like watching someone
493
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,897
fall down
a flight of stairs slowly.
494
00:17:02,932 --> 00:17:04,433
That's "focus on"...
495
00:17:05,436 --> 00:17:06,654
That's "focus on"...
496
00:17:06,688 --> 00:17:09,041
My left or your...
497
00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:10,777
That's
"focus on health."
498
00:17:10,778 --> 00:17:12,229
Now back to you, Trish.
499
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:15,335
(Man) ♪ focus on health
with Dr. Mindy ♪
500
00:17:15,336 --> 00:17:17,738
We're the downtown women's
holistic health center...
501
00:17:17,739 --> 00:17:19,091
The midwives.
Wow.
502
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,044
I was actually thinking
about using a midwife
503
00:17:21,045 --> 00:17:22,246
for my second baby.
504
00:17:22,247 --> 00:17:23,715
I will give you
their phone number.
505
00:17:27,094 --> 00:17:29,764
Oh, ugh!
Drag me to hell!
506
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:30,983
Ugh.
507
00:17:32,904 --> 00:17:36,108
Everyone? Everyone,
I have something to say.
508
00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:39,130
I know I almost
took this place to court,
509
00:17:39,164 --> 00:17:42,753
but I need help...
Help using computers.
510
00:17:42,754 --> 00:17:44,756
I don't understand
anything.
511
00:17:44,757 --> 00:17:46,792
Beverly, we would be happy
to help you.
512
00:17:46,810 --> 00:17:48,763
Sure. I once volunteered
teaching nursing-home residents
513
00:17:48,797 --> 00:17:50,433
how to email
their grandkids.
514
00:17:50,467 --> 00:17:51,968
It was
super gratifying.
515
00:17:51,986 --> 00:17:54,690
Great story, Parker. Really had
a beginning, middle, and an end.
516
00:17:54,691 --> 00:17:57,076
Bev, sit down.
What do you need?
517
00:17:57,077 --> 00:18:00,666
I gotta attach a file
to an email.
518
00:18:00,701 --> 00:18:01,817
Couldn't be simpler.
519
00:18:01,818 --> 00:18:03,500
All you gotta do
is just move the mouse up.
520
00:18:04,641 --> 00:18:05,657
Oh, actually,
521
00:18:05,675 --> 00:18:07,627
if you want the cursor
to go up,
522
00:18:07,661 --> 00:18:09,631
you move the mouse
forward.
523
00:18:09,665 --> 00:18:12,302
Oh, got ya...
Like a Chinese finger trap.
524
00:18:12,303 --> 00:18:14,973
Yeah, there you go. And just
click the file and drag it.
525
00:18:15,007 --> 00:18:16,709
No, that's trash!
No, no, no. That's trash!
526
00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:17,811
That's trash.
527
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:19,647
Up, up, up, up, up.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
528
00:18:19,648 --> 00:18:20,983
No, no, no!
Trash, trash, trash.
529
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,202
Up, up, up, up, up, up.
Oh!
530
00:18:22,236 --> 00:18:25,040
Calm down.
You're freaking out.
531
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:26,040
(All)
Ah!
532
00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:27,043
Okay.
Now click "send."
533
00:18:27,044 --> 00:18:28,044
[Beverly sighs]
534
00:18:28,046 --> 00:18:29,831
Oh!
[Cheering and laughter]
535
00:18:29,832 --> 00:18:31,050
Did I do it?
You did it.
536
00:18:31,051 --> 00:18:32,702
[Laughing]
Oh!
537
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,839
I love you,
Morgan, baby!
538
00:18:34,873 --> 00:18:36,058
Ow! Ow!
539
00:18:36,092 --> 00:18:37,677
(Jeremy)
Well, well, well,
540
00:18:37,711 --> 00:18:39,397
it appears I have received
my first official email
541
00:18:39,398 --> 00:18:40,398
from Beverly.
542
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,401
Oh.
Let's open that.
543
00:18:41,402 --> 00:18:43,053
Okay.
544
00:18:43,054 --> 00:18:44,906
Okay, why would
Aladdin allow Jasmine
545
00:18:44,907 --> 00:18:46,392
to degrade him
so publicly?
546
00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:47,861
[Laughing]
547
00:18:47,895 --> 00:18:48,896
Oh, my God.
In front of Abu?
548
00:18:48,914 --> 00:18:50,199
That's disgusting.
549
00:18:50,233 --> 00:18:52,536
Oh, Abu's enjoying it.
It's a goof.
550
00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:54,372
Don't send emails like that.
It's inappropriate.
551
00:18:54,373 --> 00:18:56,259
[Telephone ringing]
Patients walking around.
552
00:18:56,293 --> 00:18:59,046
Forward it to me,
so I know it's gone.
553
00:18:59,047 --> 00:19:00,549
You got it.
554
00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:02,769
Look, I'm sorry
I messed up the TV thing.
555
00:19:02,770 --> 00:19:05,757
I said nothing.
[Elevator bell dings]
556
00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:07,394
Hello, Mindy.
557
00:19:07,395 --> 00:19:09,765
Um, hey.
558
00:19:09,799 --> 00:19:11,568
Oh, Danny, I saw your segment
on the news.
559
00:19:11,569 --> 00:19:12,836
Drop dead,
Deslaurier.
560
00:19:12,837 --> 00:19:14,439
No, live TV
can be very difficult.
561
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:15,825
Okay, that's enough.
562
00:19:15,826 --> 00:19:17,644
I'm just saying,
it is a warm room,
563
00:19:17,645 --> 00:19:20,833
and it's not uncommon
for those to profusely sweat
564
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:21,918
from underneath
their arms.
565
00:19:21,919 --> 00:19:23,086
I wasn't sweating
profusely.
566
00:19:23,087 --> 00:19:24,472
I would like you
to know
567
00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:26,091
I do have a natural mineral
antiperspirant in my office
568
00:19:26,092 --> 00:19:28,295
that can work wonders
for someone in your situation.
569
00:19:28,313 --> 00:19:29,564
Okay,
there's no situation.
570
00:19:29,565 --> 00:19:30,850
I don't have a situation, okay?
Well...
571
00:19:30,851 --> 00:19:31,850
Danny was great.
572
00:19:31,852 --> 00:19:33,487
Great?
And... yes.
573
00:19:33,488 --> 00:19:35,441
He sweat through maybe four
or five layers of clothing.
574
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,110
It was three.
I had a... it was...
575
00:19:37,144 --> 00:19:40,499
And, yeah, we didn't have some,
you know, fancy cinematographer
576
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,951
like in your
dumb commercial.
577
00:19:41,985 --> 00:19:43,337
Yeah, and it was
really hot in there.
578
00:19:43,371 --> 00:19:44,673
[Elevator bell dings]
Okay, this is us.
579
00:19:44,674 --> 00:19:46,092
Okay. Well...
Have fun on your lame floor.
580
00:19:46,093 --> 00:19:47,343
With Maria Menounos.
581
00:19:47,344 --> 00:19:50,164
Mindy, why aren't you
answering my texts?
582
00:19:50,182 --> 00:19:51,634
Because you're a dick.
583
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,353
Hey, thanks
for that, min.
584
00:19:53,354 --> 00:19:55,023
Did you just
call me "min"?
585
00:19:55,024 --> 00:19:56,358
No.
586
00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:59,063
Okay, Dan.
587
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:01,150
(Mindy) [High-pitched voice]
It hurts when I pee.
588
00:20:01,184 --> 00:20:02,852
I think what
you're describing, Erica,
589
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,539
is a urinary tract
infection,
590
00:20:04,573 --> 00:20:07,210
and with cranberry juice,
a urinary tract infection
591
00:20:07,244 --> 00:20:09,580
is anything
but intractable.
592
00:20:09,581 --> 00:20:10,582
[Gulps]
593
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:12,085
[Laughs]
Fantastic.
594
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,204
And this has been "Mindy's
health minute with Dr. Mindy."
595
00:20:14,205 --> 00:20:15,206
Bye.
596
00:20:15,207 --> 00:20:16,559
Yes!
Good job.
597
00:20:16,593 --> 00:20:18,228
Thank you.
598
00:20:18,262 --> 00:20:20,098
Good job.
Is that what you were trying to do?
599
00:20:20,099 --> 00:20:21,883
'Cause it's so different
from what you did.
600
00:20:21,901 --> 00:20:23,069
Thanks, bets.
601
00:20:23,104 --> 00:20:24,271
That was incredible.
602
00:20:24,272 --> 00:20:26,191
I'm sorry. I learned
so much about my body.
603
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,245
You and me, Dr. Mindy,
we're gonna take it to the top.
604
00:20:28,246 --> 00:20:29,698
Oh, you think so?
605
00:20:29,732 --> 00:20:32,034
Oh, who's that
son of a bitch?
606
00:20:32,035 --> 00:20:33,403
Erica!
607
00:20:33,404 --> 00:20:34,989
[High-pitched voice]
What do you have to say for yourself,
608
00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:36,375
puppet beater?
609
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,879
I'm sorry I threw you,
but I gotta get back to work.
610
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,932
(Morgan) Yeah.
Bye, Dr. Reed.
611
00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:42,769
Erica, I thought
that went pretty well.
612
00:20:42,803 --> 00:20:45,390
[High-pitched voice]
Me too. And we're gonna be a hit
613
00:20:45,391 --> 00:20:48,211
with all the kids. Well, I would
love that, but you know what?
614
00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:50,264
[High-pitched voice]
Bye, Betsy. [Laughs]
615
00:20:50,299 --> 00:20:51,984
I still want to make sure
I have time to see patients.
616
00:20:52,035 --> 00:20:54,038
[High-pitched voice]
That's why you're such a good doctor...
617
00:20:54,039 --> 00:20:55,741
You still care.
618
00:20:55,742 --> 00:20:58,245
I do. I really do.
619
00:21:00,216 --> 00:21:02,435
That's Mindy.
Bye-bye.
620
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,489
(Man)
Go to bed.
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