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What do you mean,
you have a sex tape of me?
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So you found
the tape of me?
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Well, well, well.
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Looks like you guys
do check your emails.
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You are busted!
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I sent you an email
late saturday night
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with a subject heading,
"answer A.S.A.P."
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Didn't hear
from either of you.
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Guys, I need
to book those rooms
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for our conference
in Santa Fe.
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Just upgrade
to the mesa view rooms.
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It's 49 bucks,
just do it.
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I'm sorry
I'm not a mind reader.
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Mindy, it was
saturday night.
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I was otherwise occupied.
Yeah, we get it.
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You were hooking up
with a supermodel.
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I would hardly call this girl
a supermodel.
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I think you need to be booking
domestic covers
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before you call yourself
a supermodel.
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Okay, Danny,
what was your excuse?
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Sittin' on your stoop,
playing a harmonica?
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I like to schedule c-sections
for saturday nights.
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Hospital's quiet.
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It's really great,
desolate.
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Your weekend sounded
really depressing,
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and your weekend
sounded disgusting.
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Actually, I had a great weekend.
She wasn't a supermodel.
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I had a great time. But she was,
you know, she was attractive.
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No, you guys
don't understand.
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Both of those weekends
sound better than mine.
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I fell asleep
watching the movie amelie.
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And when I woke up,
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I had spilled so much red wine
on myself
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that I thought for a second
I had been shot.
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Ooh. Hey,
at least you're having fun.
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That's all that counts.
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Hey, Dr. I, Mrs. Olsen
is here for your 9:30.
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And be forewarned,
her voice is very loud.
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Shauna, you look terrible
and awesome.
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Did you party this weekend?
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Yeah, I got a hookup
with this guy Carlo.
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Drake showed up
with a white tiger.
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Are you kidding?
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The tiger left
with Derek Jeter.
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[Mouths words]
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Okay, docs,
if you need anything,
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I'll be answering phones
under a damp washcloth.
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Okay, thank you.
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So where were we?
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Guys, I gotta go find out more
about this club.
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Okay, what about
the conference?
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Guys, I don't care.
I need this, all right?
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Just pick
the mesa room.
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You know,
speaking of emails,
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thanks for responding
to mine this weekend.
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Hey, man, I don't wanna
join your tanning place.
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But I get a free session.
But you look orange.
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I don't wanna look like that.
This is cream of oak.
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Shauna.
Hi.
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Hey, tell me
about this club.
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Do a lot of guys
go there?
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Guys who seem like they might
be employed and stuff?
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[Scoffs]
You better believe it.
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Makes club Aria
look like thunder bar.
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Ugh, thunder bar?
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Kill me.
Am I right?
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It's not that bad.
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No.
No, you're right.
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Thunder bar can be fun.
Yeah.
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Shauna, you have to take me
clubbing with you this weekend.
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I don't know, Dr. I.
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I mean, is nightclub stuff
still interesting to you?
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Yeah.
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Look, I might be in my 30s
in doctors' years,
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but I'm, like,
22 in club years.
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I don't know, doc.
All right, look.
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Give this to me,
and I will let you
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switch your desk
away from the air vent.
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Hey, Carlo,
it's Shauna.
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I need to add a plus one
at the club on friday night.
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It's my boss,
sort of a make-a-wish thing.
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Ciao.
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Shauna, are you going to a club
with Dr. I?
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Oh, you can't come, Morgan.
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Look, you need me to come. Mm-mm.
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I have these amazing pills.
Oh, God.
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Hold on.
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If you put one
in your drink,
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it counteracts
the effect of a roofie.
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The only problem is,
if you're not already roofied,
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the pills have very roofie-like
side effects.
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So basically,
your pill's a roofie. No!
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Why does everyone
say that?
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It roofies the roofie.
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Okay, Curtis explains this
much better than me.
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Hey, good news.
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I got invited to this super hot
nightclub friday night.
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Ooh, I'm so jealous.
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Why?
Come with me.
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I'd rather die.
What?
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(Gwen)
I can't do clubs anymore.
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They make me feel judged
and rejected
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by people that I would normally
judge and reject.
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Plus, they're so crowded
and loud.
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I haven't been to a nightclub
in over a decade,
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and I've never gone
without you.
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Well, I can't go anyway
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because Carl is telling
stories and folktales
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at the library
about our town's history.
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[Whispering]
And I personally hate it.
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But it's a really big deal,
so I'm very proud of him.
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All right,
I'm a little disappointed
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in this conversation.
Love you, bye.
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Have fun.
You too.
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Mindy, are you coming
to office club night?
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Could I give you a few things
to keep in your purse?
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I like to keep
a trim profile.
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How do you know
about our club night?
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Shauna?
Sorry, doc.
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Word kinda got out.
I am so excited.
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I ordered a new dress.
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Mom says she's almost done
sewing the sleeves.
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Betsy's coming too?
Yeah.
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Dr. C, you in
for work night out?
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Not this time.
You guys have fun.
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[Chuckles]
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Okay, what's that?
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What's that noise?
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No, it...
It's just funny to me.
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What is?
Picturing you at a nightclub.
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You know?
It's weird.
132
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It's like Dracula
on a beach.
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What? I go out. Okay.
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I do.
135
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You know what?
I'm in.
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My grandma had this saying,
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"you work hard,
you play hard." Yep.
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Your grandmother
coined the phrase,
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"work hard, play hard"?
I know, right?
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Never finished
the third grade.
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Club night.
Yes!
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Come on, right there.
Whoo!
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[Upbeat dance music]
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[Vocalizing]
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♪
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[techno music]
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"Tan-tru."
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Shauna, is that Tibetan?
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No, this used to be
a Manhattan trust bank.
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A couple of the sign letters
fell off.
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It's great though.
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NBA players hang out here
all the time.
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Are you serious?
Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
I'm gonna be at a club
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where NBA guys are? Yeah. [Laughs]
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This is amazing
'cause black guys love me.
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All: Whoa.
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Keep your racism voice down.
Sorry.
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That's not racist.
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It's a scientific fact that
black guys love Indian girls.
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Don't... ah.
And,
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black guys also love ass,
which I happen to have a lot of.
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Thank you very much.
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So I'm gonna work my ass
all the way to the V.I.P.,
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if you know what I mean.
The V.I.P.?
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Yeah, good luck
with that.
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Morgan, you are jostling me
with your duffle.
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Oh, I'm sorry, doc.
I'm sorry.
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I got all my club supplies
in here.
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Just wanna make sure
everything's organized.
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I got three different kinds
of prestige fragrances.
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Got my sudokus
to do during boring songs.
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And then check this out
Mindy, Mindy.
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Most importantly,
an eggbeater,
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so in the morning,
I can make her an omelet.
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Okay, guys,
just listen up,
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so there's
no misunderstanding.
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When know what the score is,
right, when we go into the club?
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That we all hang out
as friends from work.
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This is incorrect.
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She's saying that
she'll bail on all of you
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if she meets a guy, right?
That's right. That's right, Shauna.
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If I disappear,
do not find me.
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It mean that I
am either falling in love,
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or I'm grinding up
on some guy,
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or probably both.
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Whoa, Dr. Castellano.
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You look handsome
like a youth minister.
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Oh, thanks, bets.
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Hey, someone's dad is here
to pick them up.
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Hey, what's up? How it's going? Hi.
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Hey, doc, you look nice.
Thanks, sweetheart.
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Think this used to be my bank.
Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
Han solo.
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Thanks, man.
'Sup, Carlo?
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Me plus five.
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'Sup, Carlo?
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[Timbaland's
the way I are]
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How are you?
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♪ you ain't gotta flaunt
for me ♪
201
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♪ if we go and touch,
you can still touch my love ♪
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♪ it's free
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♪ we can work
without the perks ♪
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ma'am, if everyone took
a big dramatic moment
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in the doorway, the club
would never fill up.
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Oh, right, sorry, sorry.
Let's go.
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Oh, man, there is some talent
here tonight.
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Vodka tonic,
bourbon rocks,
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and red wine with ice.
Thank you.
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What?
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They didn't have sangria.
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00:07:03,861 --> 00:07:06,747
Hey, you guys, can't hang out
with you tonight.
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I'll talk you later...
Maybe, okay?
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Mm.
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No wonder they call it
the meatpacking district.
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'Cause it's so packed,
am I right?
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[Laughs]
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No, I'm just playin'.
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It's not that packed.
I can handle it.
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Let me grab this bad boy. Okay.
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Can I offer anyone
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a squirt of pink soap
from the men's room?
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No.
I'm okay.
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Got it. Your loss.
Sorry.
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♪ that's what I came for
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♪ ooh you know they fine
up and down the carolinas ♪
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Dr. Reed, why are you
staring at that girl?
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Do you know her?
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Not yet, Betsy.
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I was thinking
of giving her
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an early wedding gift.
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Why are you using
the voice you use
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when single moms
come into the office?
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[Exhales]
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♪ ladies and the drinks
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(birdman, lil Wayne,
and mack Maine) ♪ mack
237
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hey. Where you from?
What?
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Where you from?
What?
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Where you from?
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Chicago.
Oh, cool.
241
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My college friend
Brian Miller's from there.
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Do you know him?
What?
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I'm just gonna...
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I'm gonna take a lap.
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Yay, Mindy's here.
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Ugh, man, the guys here
are so aggressive.
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Here's your bottle
of blue raspberry shnazzle.
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Enjoy.
Oh, hey!
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We didn't order this.
Oh, I ordered it.
250
00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:16,871
It looked yummy,
like what a fancy alien
251
00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:18,572
would have
at a spaceship party.
252
00:08:18,573 --> 00:08:19,990
I didn't know
there would be so much.
253
00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:21,608
Betsy, it's, uh, $300.
254
00:08:21,609 --> 00:08:23,944
Sweetie, you ordered
bottle service.
255
00:08:23,945 --> 00:08:25,079
I think they
pour this stuff
256
00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,748
on maxi-pads
in commercials.
257
00:08:26,749 --> 00:08:28,884
Ugh. Well, it was my mistake.
258
00:08:28,885 --> 00:08:30,168
And I won't let it ruin
259
00:08:30,169 --> 00:08:31,670
my first big night out
in New York.
260
00:08:31,671 --> 00:08:34,806
I bought it.
I'll drink it.
261
00:08:34,841 --> 00:08:36,641
Hey, Danny, how come
you're not dancing?
262
00:08:36,676 --> 00:08:37,976
I don't really
like this music.
263
00:08:38,010 --> 00:08:39,127
Do you want me
to go ask them
264
00:08:39,128 --> 00:08:40,479
to play
some doobie brothers?
265
00:08:40,513 --> 00:08:44,800
Oh, I love
this one though.
266
00:08:44,801 --> 00:08:46,069
I went to High School
267
00:08:46,070 --> 00:08:48,154
with a couple of these guys
back in staten.
268
00:08:48,155 --> 00:08:50,139
(U-God) ♪ we ain't trippin',
read the sentence ♪
269
00:08:50,140 --> 00:08:52,825
this is gotta see.
270
00:08:52,826 --> 00:08:53,976
♪ you drinking muscle milk
271
00:08:53,977 --> 00:08:55,278
♪ homey,
you gon' get killed ♪
272
00:08:55,279 --> 00:08:57,864
♪ walking around
like deebo ♪
273
00:08:57,915 --> 00:09:01,151
(Betsy) Whoa, Dr.
Castellano's amazing!
274
00:09:01,152 --> 00:09:02,819
Yeah.
275
00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:05,339
Damn it though, he can dance.
(Betsy) He's really good.
276
00:09:07,825 --> 00:09:09,009
Shauna, hello?
Huh?
277
00:09:09,010 --> 00:09:10,928
Oh, my God.
Do you like Danny? What?
278
00:09:10,929 --> 00:09:12,379
No. [Scoffs]
No.
279
00:09:12,380 --> 00:09:14,498
The way you're looking at him,
I think you like Danny.
280
00:09:14,499 --> 00:09:16,166
No, I don't.
281
00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:18,353
Weird, it's like
if Hermione liked Voldemort.
282
00:09:18,387 --> 00:09:20,021
I don't know those words.
283
00:09:20,055 --> 00:09:21,856
He must be crazy sweaty.
284
00:09:21,891 --> 00:09:24,893
[Muffled music continues]
285
00:09:24,894 --> 00:09:26,494
♪
286
00:09:29,815 --> 00:09:33,568
get my jam on.
287
00:09:33,569 --> 00:09:37,373
[Toilet flushes]
288
00:09:37,374 --> 00:09:39,934
It's your night.
Your night!
289
00:09:41,194 --> 00:09:42,545
Oh, that's my...
That is...
290
00:09:42,579 --> 00:09:45,214
I bought that.
291
00:09:45,215 --> 00:09:48,367
It's all I got, man.
292
00:09:48,368 --> 00:09:50,586
♪ stomp the roach,
stomp the roach ♪
293
00:09:50,587 --> 00:09:51,888
♪ stomp the roach
[Door closes]
294
00:09:51,923 --> 00:09:53,840
♪
295
00:09:53,841 --> 00:09:59,840
[water running]
296
00:10:02,716 --> 00:10:04,518
Thank you.
297
00:10:04,519 --> 00:10:05,902
(Cam'Ron and vado) ♪ is
seen out of your jeans, ma ♪
298
00:10:05,903 --> 00:10:09,390
♪ uh-huh, let me place a single
right in between, ma ♪
299
00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,659
♪ ha, late nights,
you could let 'em in ♪
300
00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:12,827
♪ tell a friend,
tell a friend ♪
301
00:10:12,828 --> 00:10:14,395
♪ how much cheddar spin
302
00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:15,396
hey, Shauna.
303
00:10:15,397 --> 00:10:16,747
♪ most definite
304
00:10:16,748 --> 00:10:18,232
♪ wherever my crew at,
it's more definite ♪
305
00:10:18,233 --> 00:10:21,586
♪ huh, you ain't got no wears
in me casa ♪
306
00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:23,754
♪ maggiano's, hoppin' out
a benz like a mobster ♪
307
00:10:23,755 --> 00:10:26,908
♪ pasta, pellegrino,
penne a la vodka, lobster ♪
308
00:10:26,909 --> 00:10:30,929
♪ Filipino,
talk it to me proper ♪
309
00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,414
♪ uh-huh,
uh-huh ♪
310
00:10:32,415 --> 00:10:35,050
♪ whoa, whoa,
you go, slime ♪
311
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,518
♪ it's your time,
slime! ♪
312
00:10:36,519 --> 00:10:38,920
♪ put your bracelets in the air,
and let that gold shine ♪
313
00:10:38,921 --> 00:10:41,139
♪ ma,
what's really, what's good ♪
314
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,610
♪ 'cause if I get some,
have her speaking in tongues ♪
315
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,612
♪ huh?
Like, what you say? ♪
316
00:10:45,613 --> 00:10:47,063
♪ oh
317
00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:48,615
hey, doc.
Hey.
318
00:10:48,616 --> 00:10:50,116
Hey, can you talk
for a sec?
319
00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:52,402
I'm kinda having
a rough night. Yeah.
320
00:10:52,403 --> 00:10:53,736
My night's been
kind of a bust too.
321
00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,822
What's up? Well, there's this guy
322
00:10:55,873 --> 00:10:58,491
who I thought was into me...
Excuse me, miss?
323
00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:00,411
Um, that table
has requested
324
00:11:00,412 --> 00:11:01,662
that you join them
in the V.I.P. Area.
325
00:11:01,713 --> 00:11:02,913
Me?
Yeah.
326
00:11:02,914 --> 00:11:07,117
Oh, my God, those guys
play for the NBA.
327
00:11:07,118 --> 00:11:08,752
Okay, Shauna, I gotta go.
328
00:11:08,753 --> 00:11:10,588
I told you
black guys love me.
329
00:11:10,589 --> 00:11:11,639
See you monday.
330
00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,474
Come on.
331
00:11:13,475 --> 00:11:14,475
♪ it's a family affair
332
00:11:14,509 --> 00:11:16,093
♪ only the fam here,
yeah ♪
333
00:11:16,094 --> 00:11:17,979
♪ whole Harlem, uptown,
we stayin' here ♪
334
00:11:18,014 --> 00:11:21,182
♪ yeah, chrome bottles,
bracelets, and chandeliers ♪
335
00:11:21,183 --> 00:11:22,434
Danny.
336
00:11:22,435 --> 00:11:24,019
Hey, what's up?
Hey!
337
00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:26,021
Where did you learn
how to do all this?
338
00:11:26,022 --> 00:11:28,973
You jealous?
No, it's actually really cool.
339
00:11:28,974 --> 00:11:31,142
Thank you.
Why'd you keep it such a secret?
340
00:11:31,143 --> 00:11:33,161
I don't know.
341
00:11:33,162 --> 00:11:35,698
My mom put me in dance class
when I was a kid.
342
00:11:35,699 --> 00:11:38,317
I got into a lot of fights.
It was worth it.
343
00:11:38,318 --> 00:11:39,535
You're really good.
344
00:11:39,586 --> 00:11:41,153
You wanna get a drink
with me?
345
00:11:41,154 --> 00:11:43,989
I'm going
to the V.I.P. Actually
346
00:11:43,990 --> 00:11:45,675
to hang out with some
NBA players. Nice!
347
00:11:45,676 --> 00:11:47,176
You know what?
I'll get you an autograph
348
00:11:47,177 --> 00:11:48,494
from, uh, Mr. J.
349
00:11:48,495 --> 00:11:51,047
Doctor.
Doctor.
350
00:11:51,048 --> 00:11:56,019
Bye.
I'll see you later.
351
00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:58,505
[M.O.P.'S ante up]
352
00:11:58,506 --> 00:11:59,890
♪ uh, oh
353
00:11:59,941 --> 00:12:03,894
♪ uh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪
354
00:12:03,895 --> 00:12:05,062
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah
355
00:12:05,113 --> 00:12:07,013
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
356
00:12:07,014 --> 00:12:08,566
♪ take minks off, uh
357
00:12:08,617 --> 00:12:09,684
♪ take things off, uh
358
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:10,952
♪ take chains off, uh
359
00:12:10,953 --> 00:12:12,904
♪ take rings off, uh
360
00:12:12,955 --> 00:12:13,955
♪ bracelets is yapped
361
00:12:13,956 --> 00:12:15,406
Aah. Oh.
Ugh.
362
00:12:15,457 --> 00:12:17,208
Betsy, what are you
doing here?
363
00:12:17,209 --> 00:12:19,377
I told the bald man
I was with you.
364
00:12:19,378 --> 00:12:21,296
You're not with me.
I'm never letting you go.
365
00:12:21,297 --> 00:12:23,034
You're literally
a hanger-on.
366
00:12:24,935 --> 00:12:26,974
Just please sit down.
Sit down.
367
00:12:26,975 --> 00:12:27,975
Sit down over here.
Sit down?
368
00:12:27,976 --> 00:12:28,976
Shh, hush, hush, okay.
Right here?
369
00:12:28,977 --> 00:12:30,677
Take my phone.
Oh, thank you.
370
00:12:30,678 --> 00:12:32,813
Just unsubscribe me
from email newsletters, okay?
371
00:12:32,814 --> 00:12:34,231
But just keep the shopping ones.
Shopping?
372
00:12:34,232 --> 00:12:35,616
And don't talk to me anymore.
Never.
373
00:12:35,617 --> 00:12:37,517
♪ I'm just livin' my life
374
00:12:37,518 --> 00:12:39,352
♪ in a mansion with cars
375
00:12:39,353 --> 00:12:40,487
♪ hit the dance floor
tonight ♪
376
00:12:40,488 --> 00:12:41,788
thanks.
377
00:12:41,823 --> 00:12:44,159
I'm trying to guess your job
based on your figure.
378
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,827
Are you the mistress
of a black congressman?
379
00:12:45,861 --> 00:12:47,295
Excuse me?
380
00:12:47,329 --> 00:12:49,197
Relax.
It's a compliment.
381
00:12:49,198 --> 00:12:51,332
I'm Josh.
Welcome to the V.I.P. Thanks.
382
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,500
This place is like
my second home.
383
00:12:52,534 --> 00:12:53,801
Of course my first home is
a lot bigger
384
00:12:53,802 --> 00:12:55,053
and nicer than this dump.
385
00:12:55,054 --> 00:12:57,555
I have a steam shower,
but you'll see.
386
00:12:57,590 --> 00:12:59,307
I-I'm sorry.
387
00:12:59,341 --> 00:13:00,709
Is your Uncle, like,
the club accountant?
388
00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:02,261
I don't know how you...
389
00:13:02,262 --> 00:13:03,562
It doesn't matter.
390
00:13:03,563 --> 00:13:05,181
Just trying to find out
which guy here
391
00:13:05,182 --> 00:13:06,548
got me into the V.I.P.
392
00:13:06,566 --> 00:13:08,150
You're looking at him.
393
00:13:08,185 --> 00:13:09,852
Well, technically
you're looking past me
394
00:13:09,853 --> 00:13:11,353
at Danny Granger
and baron Davis.
395
00:13:11,387 --> 00:13:13,322
But, uh,
figure of speech.
396
00:13:13,323 --> 00:13:15,107
You got me into the V.I.P.? Yeah.
397
00:13:15,108 --> 00:13:16,993
Oh, my God.
Amar'e stoudemire!
398
00:13:16,994 --> 00:13:18,245
Wow!
What's up, Josh?
399
00:13:18,246 --> 00:13:20,080
Hey, boss.
So great to meet you.
400
00:13:20,081 --> 00:13:21,081
My name is Mindy.
Nice to meet you.
401
00:13:21,082 --> 00:13:22,499
Okay, go, go.
402
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,034
She doesn't want to talk
to you anymore. No, he's...
403
00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:25,502
How are you friends
with amar'e stoudemire?
404
00:13:25,536 --> 00:13:26,953
Friends?
I don't know.
405
00:13:26,954 --> 00:13:29,339
But when he only gets offered
15 million a year,
406
00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:31,341
I'm the guy that compares it
to the trail of tears.
407
00:13:31,342 --> 00:13:32,575
I'm a sports attorney.
408
00:13:32,593 --> 00:13:34,178
Oh.
Yeah.
409
00:13:34,179 --> 00:13:36,347
Well, um, I think
some of your friends
410
00:13:36,381 --> 00:13:37,748
are, uh,
making eyes at me.
411
00:13:37,749 --> 00:13:39,300
And I think we should go
tell them
412
00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:41,886
how hard to get I am.
Oh, hard to get?
413
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,854
You're all over me.
414
00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:44,972
[Chuckles] Okay.
Yeah, fine, let's...
415
00:13:44,973 --> 00:13:46,474
Come on.
Yeah.
416
00:13:46,475 --> 00:13:47,858
Let's go hang with these tall
bastards. Thank you so much.
417
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:50,027
Boys, Mindy.
Hi.
418
00:13:50,028 --> 00:13:51,429
All: Hey.
What's up, Mindy?
419
00:13:51,447 --> 00:13:53,398
(Morgan)
You like what you see?
420
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,400
Morgan.
[Spraying]
421
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,535
(Jeremy)
Do we not pay you enough?
422
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:57,953
Are you
the bathroom attendant?
423
00:13:57,987 --> 00:14:00,739
Don't worry your gorgeous,
giant head about that.
424
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,625
I get paid
more than enough... too much.
425
00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:04,826
Hello, welcome.
426
00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:07,129
Welcome to the bathroom.
427
00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:09,382
Oh, can I see
that snap bracelet?
428
00:14:09,383 --> 00:14:10,416
What does it say?
429
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,552
Um...
"Kaylee's bridal angels."
430
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:13,803
Who's kaylee?
431
00:14:13,837 --> 00:14:16,422
She's just a... you know,
a new friend.
432
00:14:18,642 --> 00:14:20,560
What are you up to,
Dr. Reed?
433
00:14:20,561 --> 00:14:22,061
You a bridal angel?
434
00:14:22,096 --> 00:14:23,796
Or a bridal devil
perhaps?
435
00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:25,148
Thank you so much.
God bless you.
436
00:14:25,149 --> 00:14:27,151
You know what, Morgan?
Just leave it.
437
00:14:27,152 --> 00:14:29,486
Why is everybody so obsessed
with my dalliances?
438
00:14:29,521 --> 00:14:30,938
Because we're your friends.
439
00:14:30,939 --> 00:14:32,106
And your friends
are the people
440
00:14:32,107 --> 00:14:33,974
that help you avoid
making bad decisions.
441
00:14:33,992 --> 00:14:36,026
Think about that.
442
00:14:36,027 --> 00:14:37,328
It's spearmint.
443
00:14:37,329 --> 00:14:39,813
You're gonna have a great time
with that one.
444
00:14:39,831 --> 00:14:41,365
I happen to know
a couple things
445
00:14:41,366 --> 00:14:42,917
about bad decisions,
okay?
446
00:14:42,918 --> 00:14:45,120
I.E. Mine,
vis-a-vis prison.
447
00:14:45,154 --> 00:14:46,755
Damn it, Morgan,
I cannot hear
448
00:14:46,756 --> 00:14:48,323
about your incarceration
right now.
449
00:14:48,341 --> 00:14:49,591
Right.
450
00:14:49,592 --> 00:14:51,659
Just remember,
you gotta do
451
00:14:51,677 --> 00:14:55,163
what makes you feel good
here and here.
452
00:14:55,164 --> 00:14:57,349
Not there.
Okay.
453
00:14:57,350 --> 00:14:59,134
Hey, man, you've been in there,
like, 45 minutes.
454
00:14:59,135 --> 00:15:02,021
You okay?
What's up?
455
00:15:02,022 --> 00:15:04,357
(Mindy) Okay,
favorite Tom Hanks romantic comedy.
456
00:15:04,391 --> 00:15:05,725
Sleepless in Seattle.
457
00:15:05,726 --> 00:15:07,676
I gotta say you've got mail.
Splash.
458
00:15:07,694 --> 00:15:10,646
Apollo 13. Apollo 13 is
a romantic comedy, you guys?
459
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,349
It's a love affair between a man and
his mission. Should've gone for that.
460
00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:14,350
That is true now.
461
00:15:14,368 --> 00:15:16,185
Baron, why do you
like splash?
462
00:15:16,203 --> 00:15:18,322
You know, the fantasy
about going underwater
463
00:15:18,323 --> 00:15:20,707
and, you know,
risking your life for love.
464
00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:21,908
That's really romantic,
baron.
465
00:15:21,909 --> 00:15:23,160
I didn't know you had
that side to you.
466
00:15:23,161 --> 00:15:24,211
(Baron)
It's really Josh.
467
00:15:24,245 --> 00:15:26,747
He gave me some books
when I was a rookie,
468
00:15:26,748 --> 00:15:28,715
and that really
got my romance game going.
469
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,000
You know what,
as a matter of fact,
470
00:15:30,001 --> 00:15:31,468
Josh actually
got me off coffee.
471
00:15:31,469 --> 00:15:32,586
I'm all about
the green tea.
472
00:15:32,587 --> 00:15:33,888
Took my game
to another level.
473
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,057
He was jittery.
He was getting so jittery. Right.
474
00:15:36,058 --> 00:15:38,559
Digestion's been better, hasn't it?
Slowed down a little bit.
475
00:15:38,594 --> 00:15:40,345
Digestion's been...
Yeah.
476
00:15:40,346 --> 00:15:42,713
(Baron) Hey,
you know what I love about Josh?
477
00:15:42,731 --> 00:15:44,515
Your workout mixes, sick. Oh, God.
478
00:15:44,549 --> 00:15:45,900
I thought I was
the only guy you...
479
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,218
You made mixes for.
480
00:15:47,236 --> 00:15:48,686
You should make a mix
for Mindy, man.
481
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:51,190
I never knew that this is what
V.V.I.P. Was gonna be like.
482
00:15:51,224 --> 00:15:52,574
It's pretty cool.
483
00:15:52,575 --> 00:15:53,742
Oh, it gets
so much better.
484
00:15:53,743 --> 00:15:55,027
Wait till the after-party.
485
00:15:55,028 --> 00:15:56,028
The after-party's
where it's really at.
486
00:15:56,062 --> 00:15:58,330
Tough list
to get on, but, um,
487
00:15:58,331 --> 00:15:59,665
I am the list.
488
00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:01,566
This sounds awesome.
489
00:16:01,584 --> 00:16:03,202
Oh, God, Betsy.
490
00:16:03,236 --> 00:16:05,254
Okay, guys, I'll meet you
by the exit.
491
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,206
I... please don't leave
without me, all right?
492
00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:08,591
I'm so excited
about this.
493
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:09,592
♪ everybody hot
494
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,878
♪ make everybody hot
495
00:16:11,912 --> 00:16:14,381
Mindy, you left
your pashmina.
496
00:16:14,415 --> 00:16:15,748
Come to Ukraine.
497
00:16:15,749 --> 00:16:17,767
I own 16 cell phone store.
498
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,603
I give free one
to all my girls.
499
00:16:20,638 --> 00:16:21,771
Okay, okay,
time to go, Betsy.
500
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,556
It's time to go.
501
00:16:23,557 --> 00:16:24,724
He says I won't end up
like the others.
502
00:16:24,725 --> 00:16:26,161
That is horrifying.
503
00:16:27,302 --> 00:16:30,544
Look, I'm very flattered
by your lesbian overture,
504
00:16:30,579 --> 00:16:32,580
but I'm not
in an adventurous mood.
505
00:16:32,631 --> 00:16:34,498
You're fine, you're fine.
Don't move... stop moving.
506
00:16:34,499 --> 00:16:35,916
Hey, Shauna, hey.
507
00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:37,301
Oh, my...
Take her.
508
00:16:37,302 --> 00:16:38,586
She's like
a sack of cement.
509
00:16:38,587 --> 00:16:40,421
I just can't be saddled
with this anymore, all right?
510
00:16:40,422 --> 00:16:41,755
I'm gonna go.
511
00:16:41,756 --> 00:16:44,342
I'm going to go to an after-party.
Sure, whatever.
512
00:16:44,343 --> 00:16:46,344
Have a blast.
513
00:16:48,481 --> 00:16:49,848
[Mouthing]
514
00:16:49,882 --> 00:16:52,901
[Mouthing]
515
00:16:52,935 --> 00:16:54,886
Okay, okay,
what's wrong, what's wrong?
516
00:16:54,887 --> 00:16:56,387
Nothing.
517
00:16:56,388 --> 00:16:59,022
It's nothing.
518
00:17:00,777 --> 00:17:02,912
Danny?
Come on!
519
00:17:02,946 --> 00:17:04,614
You know what?
You're better off.
520
00:17:04,615 --> 00:17:07,416
I think he's
into weird stuff like biting.
521
00:17:07,451 --> 00:17:09,335
I bet he, like,
cries when he has sex.
522
00:17:09,336 --> 00:17:10,286
[Laughs]
523
00:17:10,337 --> 00:17:12,288
Okay? Okay. Thanks, Dr. I.
524
00:17:12,339 --> 00:17:14,173
You go have fun, go.
Really?
525
00:17:14,174 --> 00:17:16,075
Yeah. Okay. I really wanna go.
526
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,594
Go. Are you sure? Okay.
527
00:17:17,595 --> 00:17:19,579
Yes. I'm gonna go. Thank you.
528
00:17:19,597 --> 00:17:24,468
[Vomiting]
Oh, my God.
529
00:17:24,519 --> 00:17:27,471
Oh, I feel
so much better.
530
00:17:27,472 --> 00:17:29,089
Let's order a drink.
531
00:17:29,107 --> 00:17:30,691
Oh, no.
532
00:17:32,644 --> 00:17:34,095
I just got a text
from the after-party.
533
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,614
Apparently Jamie Foxx has
taken charge of the pizza oven,
534
00:17:36,615 --> 00:17:38,316
and the toppings
are getting weird.
535
00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:40,101
Jamie Foxx,
pizza toppings...
536
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,903
I can't believe that.
That sounds awesome.
537
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:43,621
Great, perfect. Come on.
Let's get out of here.
538
00:17:43,656 --> 00:17:47,158
Um...
539
00:17:47,159 --> 00:17:49,410
I... think that
sounds really great.
540
00:17:49,411 --> 00:17:53,632
I can't go I don't think, um...
Oh, come on.
541
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:54,750
It's just that I can't
ditch my friends. No...
542
00:17:54,751 --> 00:17:56,802
It's kind of
a work night out.
543
00:17:56,803 --> 00:17:59,638
Okay, well, um,
it was nice talkin'.
544
00:17:59,673 --> 00:18:01,307
Yeah.
545
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:02,808
Who knows, maybe we can have
a one-night stand sometime.
546
00:18:02,842 --> 00:18:05,344
Yeah.
Really?
547
00:18:05,395 --> 00:18:07,012
No, I mean, I was joking.
You were joking, right?
548
00:18:07,063 --> 00:18:10,100
I was joking, so...
549
00:18:10,101 --> 00:18:11,935
Um, see ya.
Bye.
550
00:18:11,936 --> 00:18:13,653
Hey, I think that
amar'e stoudemire
551
00:18:13,654 --> 00:18:15,188
might have stolen
my pashmina.
552
00:18:15,239 --> 00:18:17,991
He might have.
553
00:18:19,777 --> 00:18:21,861
Okay.
554
00:18:24,165 --> 00:18:26,367
[Techno music]
555
00:18:26,418 --> 00:18:27,818
You stayed!
Yeah.
556
00:18:27,819 --> 00:18:29,086
Of course I stayed,
you guys.
557
00:18:29,121 --> 00:18:31,088
I can hook up
with a hot guy anytime I want.
558
00:18:31,089 --> 00:18:32,873
Tonight is my night
to hang out with you.
559
00:18:32,925 --> 00:18:34,458
Aww.
Okay.
560
00:18:34,459 --> 00:18:36,177
Don't...
Don't make it like that.
561
00:18:36,211 --> 00:18:37,378
That was last call,
guys.
562
00:18:37,379 --> 00:18:38,462
You're gonna have
to settle the check.
563
00:18:38,463 --> 00:18:40,331
Okay, I just need
to have my parents
564
00:18:40,332 --> 00:18:42,049
wire me $300.
565
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:45,220
But first, my aunt
has to wire them $200.
566
00:18:45,221 --> 00:18:47,022
Or I can pay
for everything.
567
00:18:47,056 --> 00:18:49,775
Oh, what? Morgan,
where did you get this money?
568
00:18:49,809 --> 00:18:51,343
Wait, you know what?
I don't wanna know.
569
00:18:51,361 --> 00:18:53,278
I bet it's gonna
be sad or scary.
570
00:18:53,313 --> 00:18:54,730
A little bit of both, doc.
571
00:18:54,731 --> 00:18:56,064
Oh, okay,
we're dancing.
572
00:18:56,115 --> 00:18:58,533
We're dancing.
Come on. Come on. Yeah?
573
00:18:58,568 --> 00:18:59,902
Yes.
Whoo!
574
00:18:59,903 --> 00:19:02,021
Keep your clothes on.
Whoo, let's boogie!
575
00:19:02,022 --> 00:19:03,957
This is $37.
576
00:19:03,991 --> 00:19:04,991
(Nicki minaj) ♪ yo, what I gotta do
to show these girls that I own 'em ♪
577
00:19:04,992 --> 00:19:06,376
sorry.
We're good people.
578
00:19:06,377 --> 00:19:08,294
♪ some call me Nicki
and some call me Roman ♪
579
00:19:08,329 --> 00:19:09,879
♪ skeeza, pleeza,
I'm in Ibiza ♪
580
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,664
♪ giuseppe zanotti
my own sneaker ♪
581
00:19:11,665 --> 00:19:13,666
♪ sexy, sexy,
that's all I do ♪
582
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,301
♪ if you need a bad [...]
Let me call a few ♪
583
00:19:15,302 --> 00:19:17,237
♪ pumps on and them
little mini skirts is out ♪
584
00:19:17,272 --> 00:19:19,473
♪ I see some good girls
I'ma turn 'em out ♪
585
00:19:19,507 --> 00:19:21,175
♪ okay, bottle, sip,
bottle, guzzle ♪
586
00:19:21,176 --> 00:19:22,643
♪ I'm a bad [...]
No muzzle ♪
587
00:19:22,644 --> 00:19:25,179
♪ bottle, sip,
bottle, guzzle ♪
588
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:26,563
♪ I'm a bad [...]
No muzzle ♪
589
00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:28,232
♪ let's go
590
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:29,833
♪
591
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,441
♪ pound the alarm
592
00:19:40,196 --> 00:19:41,780
come on, alistair.
All right.
593
00:19:41,831 --> 00:19:44,032
I wanna hear all about when
you were knighted by the queen.
594
00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:46,501
[Laughs] Um...
I mean, sir alistair.
595
00:19:46,535 --> 00:19:47,619
Um, the thing is,
uh, kaylee,
596
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,953
I haven't been
completely honest with you.
597
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,790
I don't care. Get in.
Right, okay, the thing is,
598
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,842
my moral compass has strayed
somewhat from true north.
599
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:55,911
And I would love, uh,
to come with you, but I can't.
600
00:19:55,912 --> 00:19:57,430
What my friend's
trying to say
601
00:19:57,431 --> 00:20:00,049
is he has crazy diarrhea.
Bye.
602
00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:01,767
Go.
Um...
603
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,752
Was it necessary
to be diarrhea?
604
00:20:03,753 --> 00:20:07,256
Yeah, diarrhea
shuts it down, okay?
605
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,557
Have a sucker.
606
00:20:16,284 --> 00:20:18,652
Hello, ladies.
607
00:20:18,703 --> 00:20:21,321
Who wants some late night eats?
Ah, like what?
608
00:20:21,372 --> 00:20:23,073
I got soup in my bag.
609
00:20:23,074 --> 00:20:24,607
Take your duffel.
610
00:20:24,608 --> 00:20:26,544
Dr. Mindy Lahiri?
Mm-hmm.
611
00:20:26,545 --> 00:20:28,496
Uh, Mr. Daniels sent me
to take you home.
612
00:20:28,547 --> 00:20:31,582
And to give you this.
613
00:20:33,419 --> 00:20:35,503
(Josh) I bought this
off amar'e for $500.
614
00:20:35,504 --> 00:20:37,305
You owe me dinner.
Josh.
615
00:20:37,339 --> 00:20:38,923
Okay, okay.
616
00:20:38,924 --> 00:20:40,258
Everyone get in the limo.
617
00:20:40,259 --> 00:20:41,559
Limo!
Get in the limo.
618
00:20:41,593 --> 00:20:43,228
Oh, my God.
How'd you get a limo?
619
00:20:43,229 --> 00:20:45,464
I don't... I have ways.
I have ways. Okay. Oh!
620
00:20:45,465 --> 00:20:47,066
What year is this limousine?
621
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,468
Morgan, just get in.
Okay.
622
00:20:52,739 --> 00:20:54,907
(Morgan)
Dr. l, come on.
623
00:20:58,611 --> 00:21:00,413
This is great.
624
00:21:00,448 --> 00:21:01,814
What a night.
Mm-hmm.
625
00:21:01,815 --> 00:21:05,318
I am as happy as the mustache
man on the pizza box.
626
00:21:05,319 --> 00:21:07,036
[Laughter]
627
00:21:07,088 --> 00:21:08,371
There you go.
Thanks, Dr. l.
628
00:21:08,422 --> 00:21:10,056
Yeah. You know, bets,
you, me, and Shauna?
629
00:21:10,057 --> 00:21:11,674
We're kinda the girls' team
in the office.
630
00:21:11,675 --> 00:21:13,826
We gotta stick together.
The girls' team!
631
00:21:13,827 --> 00:21:16,847
Go team!
And Morgan of course.
632
00:21:16,882 --> 00:21:18,549
Really?
633
00:21:18,550 --> 00:21:20,217
I'm on the girls' team, for real?
Mm-hmm.
634
00:21:20,218 --> 00:21:21,602
Oh!
We're a team.
635
00:21:21,603 --> 00:21:23,771
I probably would be Captain
of the girls' team
636
00:21:23,772 --> 00:21:25,055
'cause I'm a guy.
What?
637
00:21:25,107 --> 00:21:26,557
Not a guy...
Not a guy, not a guy. Ew.
638
00:21:26,558 --> 00:21:28,275
You just got disqualified.
639
00:21:28,276 --> 00:21:30,561
(Morgan) Hold on. No, no, no.
Didn't let me finish.
640
00:21:30,562 --> 00:21:33,698
What a terrible idea.
Ew.
641
00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:35,700
Go to bed.
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