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I'm going down south, I'm gonna have
myself time.
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Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks
without temptation.
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Going down south, I'm gonna leave my
woes behind.
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And we're parking day or night, people
spouting hot and never.
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And on up south, I'm gonna see if I
can't unwind.
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Come on down south by there and meet
some friends of mine.
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Okay, kids, let's take our seats.
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Before we get started, we have a guest
speaker today.
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Please give your undivided attention to
Kipling.
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Thank you, sir. Hey, what's up, guys? My
name's Kipling. I'm with the Weeblos of
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America. I want to talk to you guys
about the exciting opportunity to join
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Weeblos. Is that a chick or a dude?
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Shut up. I'm sure some of you were in
scouts before. Weeblos are an extension
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scouts, specifically for 5th and 6th
graders.
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You guys, is that a chick or a dude?
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It's a chick. Nah, that's a dude, bro.
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Now I know what y 'all might be
thinking.
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Weeblos used to be only for boys.
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Well, now they also allow girls. And I
myself, as a Weeblo, can tell you it's a
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great organization for everyone.
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I don't know, guys. I'm like 60 % sure
that was a fucking dude.
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I'm definitely betting it's a chick.
What are the odds at?
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Looks like about 40 kids betting now, 55
% saying the Weeblow is a dude.
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So I'd only win like five bucks on a $2
bet.
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What are you guys talking about?
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Prediction market app, dude. You know,
online peer -to -peer betting.
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Yeah, it's social platform betting.
People can make any bet they want and
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other users take them up on it.
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Really? Yeah, it's pretty sweet, dude.
People bet on anything, even stuff here
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at the SKU. See?
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Will the girls' soccer team win on
Friday? Will there be a snow day this
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Will Kyle's mom strike Gaza and destroy
a Palestinian hospital? Will school
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lunch have tater tots next week? Wait,
what was that?
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Will school lunch have tater tots next
week?
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No, the one about my mom.
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Oh, uh, will Kyle's mom strike Gaza and
destroy a Palestinian hospital?
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Why the hell would my mom destroy a
Palestinian hospital?
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Because she's a Jew.
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Boys, put them away.
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You know the rules. No cell phones
during school time.
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Sorry, Jesus.
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No phones, guys.
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Take that bet down right now, fat ass. I
didn't put it up, Kyle.
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I'm not even betting on it. It's nine to
one odds. Your mom won't do it. Those
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are terrible odds.
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This is such bullshit.
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I'm going to find out who started this
and I'm going to fucking rip him a new
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asshole.
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Man, you just bring up Gaza to a Jew and
they flip out.
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Maybe these are pretty good odds.
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You watch Fat News.
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They're called prediction market apps,
controversial online betting that's
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a loophole around normal gambling laws.
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And, of course, the number one trending
bet on the apps, will President Trump
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and Satan's baby be a boy or a girl?
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That's right, prediction market apps are
going crazy right now. On Kalshi, 54 %
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are betting it's going to be a boy,
while bettors on Polymarket are at
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% the demonic butt baby's going to be a
girl.
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Hello, boss.
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Another gift for the baby.
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Another present for the baby?
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What about me?
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Everyone is so excited for the baby,
boss. You must be so excited as well.
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Uh, yeah, sure. Real excited.
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It is going to completely change your
laughter.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, when the baby comes, you will have
to give it all your attention.
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No more dinner parties in the Rose
Garden.
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No more baseball games.
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No more traveling.
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No more long nights at Mar -a -Lago.
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Oh.
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Ooh.
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Hey, Satan!
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You want to get in a hot tub and smoke
some cigarettes?
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Hot tubs and cigarettes are really bad
for the baby.
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Yeah, I know. Let's do it anyway.
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Wait. Do you want to get rid of the
baby?
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I don't think your followers would be
very happy if we got an abortion.
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Hey, relax, Dad.
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I don't want to get rid of the baby.
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Good, because we're not going to.
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Great!
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Jimmy! Oh, hey, Kyle. What the hell is
this?
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That's a prediction market app.
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I'm asking why did you bet yes that my
mom would strike Gaza?
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Oh, yeah, I put some money on that. I
know it's not very likely, but I like to
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bet on long shots.
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Why are you betting on it at all?
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Israel and Gaza is a very serious
matter.
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Oh, I know, Kyle. I told a joke about
Gaza at a Zoom meeting yesterday, and
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nobody left.
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I guess it's not even remotely funny.
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Wow, what a terrific audience.
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What is wrong with you people? Do you
even know what Gaza is?
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You seriously just care about making a
couple bucks?
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You know what my mom would do if she
found out about this? She would
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lose her shit!
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There's been a conflict in Israel for
thousands of years, and Jews and
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Palestinians are not football teams that
you bet on.
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Guys, phones.
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Sorry, Jesus.
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Kyle, if you think the bet isn't fair,
then you can just take it up with the
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company that manages the app. I can?
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Sure thing. These apps aren't run -of
-the -mill rinky -dink.
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They're all run by highly professional
strategic advisors.
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Strategic advisor for predictive
markets?
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Yes, it is.
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Well, there's a bet on one of your apps
that's incredibly insensitive, and it
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needs to be taken down. Now!
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Oh, uh, all our bets are actually
regulated by the CFTC.
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You need to talk to them.
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What's the CFTC?
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It's the Commodity Futures Trading
Commission.
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It's the federal government. They have
to prove all bets and deal with
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discrepancies.
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Fine, I'll call the CFTC then.
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So stupid.
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Commodity Futures Trading Commission.
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Here we go.
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Hello?
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Yeah, I'm calling about a prediction
market bet that's offensive to Jewish
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people.
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Oh, that sounds really bad.
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If it's offensive, you probably need to
speak with the FCC.
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The FCC?
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Yeah, they're dealing with all the
offensive stuff now. Here, let me
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you.
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Hello?
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This is the same fucking guy!
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Who is it? Oh, apparently there's a
really offensive bet on one of the apps
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the government is sort of in charge of,
and I'm like the strategic advisor.
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An offensive government app?
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I better go speak with the president
right away.
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For what?
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For just real quick.
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Oh, there you are, Mr. President. I need
to talk to you.
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No, no, no, no. Brendan Carr, don't.
Whoa.
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The FCC guy must have shitty ankles.
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You guys, you guys.
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Have you checked out the betting app
lately?
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No. Ever since Kyle got all pissed off,
the odds are going up on his mom
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attacking Gaza.
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No way.
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Yeah, check it out. Now 17 % of people
are betting she's going to do it. We got
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to get in on this, guys.
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Dude, Kyle's mom isn't going to strike
Gaza.
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Yes, exactly. We know that. And we can
also influence Kyle to get the odds
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raised even more.
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It's called a conflict of interest, you
guys. It's a way to make free money.
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Isn't that illegal?
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Yes. All we have to do is make sure Kyle
stays angry and at the same time go
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talk anti -Semitic shit about his mom to
goose the odds up even more.
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What are you guys talking about?
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Nothing. Just talking about how messed
up it is everyone hates Jews now.
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You think it's messed up. Yes, I do,
Cal. Why would an app allow a bet like
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to exist?
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It's obvious rage bait.
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Yeah, that's exactly how I feel.
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Dude, you might just want to let it go.
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See? Just let it go.
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That's how people want you to deal with
a crisis that they don't even
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understand. Yes!
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Thank you. You can't give up, Cal.
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It's not cool people would say this
stuff about your mom.
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And honestly, if you don't have her
back, who will?
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Hey, have you guys heard about Kyle's
mom?
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Man, that bitch has it out for
Palestine, let me tell you.
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Well, I don't know. I would just hate to
be a Palestinian hospital. That's all I
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can say.
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Well, anyway, good to talk to you guys.
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Hey, guys.
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Guys, have you heard about my friend
Kyle's mom?
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Oh, my goodness. Can you believe all the
crazy apps our kids are on these days?
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Who can keep track anymore?
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Kyle comes to me every day with a new
app that he just has to have. I tell
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that app costs money, Kyle. Then it
charges you money. Where are you going
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get this money?
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Yeah, you know what would be nice? It's
an app where you can actually make some
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money. Oh, yes.
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That would be great, wouldn't it?
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Yes, it certainly would.
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So, Sheila, how have you been feeling
about the current situation in Gaza?
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What? Uh, yeah, just thought we'd sort
of take your temperature.
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Which way are you thinking about going
with that?
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Well, I think it's all horrible. A lot
of people are dying.
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Uh -huh. And do you feel like you need
to do anything about it?
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What would I do about it? I mean,
probably nothing, right?
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You're going to do nothing about it. Are
you implying the Jews in America have
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some kind of obligation to do something
about it? Whoa, whoa! You want to vilify
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my fate, is that it? Sheila, it's okay.
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It's not Jews versus Palestine. It's
Israel versus Palestine.
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Here we go with the Palestinian stuff
again.
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And maybe if you read books instead of
everything Hollywood actors say, you'd
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know the difference.
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What are you putting your money on?
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I mean, it's a ridiculous bet, but she
seems pretty pissed off.
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There's really no money to be made on
betting she won't. Yeah, let's take the
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long odds. That makes these apps more
fun. Yeah.
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Hey, Satan.
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I made you some soup.
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I don't like carrots.
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I don't want carrots.
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I ordered cheesecake on DoorDash.
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Mr. President, I really need to speak
with you. Not now, Brandon Carr. Satan
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won't eat his carrots.
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Oh, come on, Satan. You're eating for
two now.
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Carrots are good for you, see?
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No, Brandon Carr. Don't do it.
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Oh, wow.
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This is the best soup ever. Oh, God.
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Whoa.
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Whoa.
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went today, it was the same thing.
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What are you going to do about Gaza?
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Like us Jews in America have any control
over what's going on in Israel.
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Why is everyone suddenly confronting us
about the politics?
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Have people been asking what you think
about Gaza, Gerald?
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No, for some reason they were just
asking what you think about it. You see,
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just pure anti -Semitism.
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You should just lay low for a minute.
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We must be careful, though. Cats can be
very harmful to a pregnancy.
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Harmful to a pregnancy?
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Well, yes, boss.
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It's a parasite called toxoplasmosis. It
can be transferred from cats to humans
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and bring about some complications.
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Toxoplasmosis?
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What?
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Doc, I thought you were not being in our
room.
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No, I had to go get the ultrasound.
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I can't believe you didn't show up. It
really makes me feel like you don't care
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about this baby.
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Hey, relax, guy. Of course I care about
the baby.
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Mr. President, I'm feeling much better.
No!
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I did it.
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You did what? I talked so much shit
about the juice that I got the odds on
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bet up to 95%. Are you serious?
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Yeah, check it out. I put $1 ,400 on it
last night. I am locked in.
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Where'd you get $1 ,400?
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I just took my mom's debit card, entered
all the info into the betting app, and
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put all the money she had on it.
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Fool. Isn't she going to be pissed off?
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Yeah, not when I turn her $1 ,400 into
$14 ,000. This is the safest investment
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ever. Nothing can possibly go wrong.
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Hey, Phyllis.
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Phyllis. Fellas, have you seen the news?
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Kyle's man's in Israel!
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Dude!
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Your mom's in Israel.
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I know.
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You've got to call her. You've got to
calm her down.
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I've been trying to call her. Her
phone's not working over there.
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Kyle, this is no time for weakness.
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Whatever your mom is doing, it is going
to make kids here even more anti
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-Semitic.
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You're totally right.
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Damn right I'm right.
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You have to get a hold of your mom and
tell her to calm down, Kyle. Call the
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Israeli government if you have to. How
do I call the Israeli government?
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Call a diplomat. Call an embassy.
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You just have to talk to someone who
works for Israel.
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advisor for predictive market apps.
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Time to take the bet down.
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What? Make him take the bet down, Carl.
It is anti -Semitic and you have to
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fight for what you believe in.
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I called before about an offensive bet
and I want that bet taken down right
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That's right.
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Oh, yes. I believe your complaint was
being reviewed by the head of the FCC.
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Well, then what's the head of the FCC
doing?
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Where the hell is he?
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Whoa.
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Oh. Mr. Carr.
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Mr. Carr, can you hear me?
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We understand you're head of the FCC, is
that correct?
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All right, well, I'm very sorry, but you
do appear to have toxoplasmosis from
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exposure to cat feces.
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We need you to get some rest. Try not to
move.
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Will the head of the FCC be okay,
Doctor?
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His bones are healing, so he may regain
full range of motion, but...
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If the toxoplasmosis parasite gets to
his brain, I'm afraid he may lose his
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freedom of speech.
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We'll do everything we can.
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Mr. Carr, why do you keep meddling in my
plans?
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Oh, I've been trying to convince the
boss to get rid of the baby.
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I'm next in line to be president.
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That baby cannot be born.
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And if you continue to interfere, I will
make things very difficult for you.
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We can do this the easy way, or we can
do it the hard way.
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Yes, is this the office of the
president?
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Yes, it is.
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I've got a young man who's saying one of
our predictive market bets is offensive
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to Jews.
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Oh, that sounds bad.
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Yeah, it sounds pretty bad.
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Well, the president isn't here, but I'm
like a special advisor, so I could
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probably get the bet taken down.
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Oh, I'm a special advisor, too.
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Oh, really? That's great. Can you email
me the bet in question?
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Yeah, I'm emailing it now.
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Oh, yeah, I see it. Okay, I'll need to
approve with the financial company
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backing all the apps since the bet money
needs to be returned.
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Okay, thanks. I'll let all the Jews
know.
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What the hell?
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They took it down.
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We were all going to win, and they took
down our bets.
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How can the app company do that?
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I got in at 9 to 1 odds. This is
bullshit.
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For the love of God!
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Well, Cartman, I just want to say
thanks.
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You know, it's crazy, but nobody else
here gave a crap about how I was feeling
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except for you.
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Oh, that's all right, Cal.
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I'm just happy the bet got taken down.
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And now none of those sickos can profit
off of what your mom does.
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Yeah, well, those people would have all
lost the bet anyway.
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What do you mean they would have all
lost the bet?
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Well... I know the reason my mom went to
Israel.
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It wasn't to bomb a Palestinian
hospital?
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No. When my mom left the house, she said
she was going to find the person
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responsible for all this and give them a
piece of her mind.
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you think you are, killing thousands and
flattening neighborhoods, then wrapping
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yourself in Judaism like it's some
shield from criticism.
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You're making life for Jews miserable
and life for American Jews impossible.
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Oh, don't you roll your eyes at me,
mister.
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