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I'm going down south, I'm gonna have
myself time.
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Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks
without temptation.
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Going down south, I'm gonna leave my
woes to hide.
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And we're parking day or night, people
spouting hot endeavors.
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And on up south, I'm gonna see if I
can't unwind.
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Come on down south out there and meet
some friends of mine.
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Alexa,
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put on 90 .1.
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Got it. Now playing radio station 90 .1
FM.
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Mom, something's wrong with my favorite
show. It's just, like, static.
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Your favorite show?
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Yeah, NPR, National Public Radio, where
all the liberals bitch and whine about
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stuff. Something's wrong with it.
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Oh, sweetie, the president canceled NPR.
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What do you mean the president canceled
NPR?
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That was, like, the funniest shit ever.
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I don't know what to tell you, hon.
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Oh, my God.
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You guys!
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You guys are not going to believe this!
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The president of the United States
canceled NPR.
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What's NPR?
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What's NPR?
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The funniest show ever where all the
lesbians and Jews complain about stuff?
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The fucking president had it taken off
the air.
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I mean, who the hell does this president
think he is? The government can't
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cancel the show. I mean, what show are
they going to cancel next?
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It was seriously the best show. It had,
like, gay rappers from Mexico all sad
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because girls in Pakistan got stoned to
death. And guess why they got stoned to
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death? Because they were raped. It was
hilarious. Why would anyone cancel that?
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I don't know about you, but I'm worried
about what this country's coming to. It
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seems like everybody's changing and
suddenly woke stuff is off limits. I
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it's like now everyone rips on the Jews
and it's totally fine, huh, Cal?
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See? What's wrong with Cal?
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Everybody's giving up.
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Attention, students.
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There will be a mandatory assembly this
morning.
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All students report to the gym, okay?
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Oh, boy. PC Principal.
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He's not giving up.
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All right, everyone, listen up.
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Everybody, quiet!
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There's some bullcrap going on in this
country, and I'm not going to let it
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corrupt the environment at this school.
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Oh, here we go.
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Now, I don't know about you, but I'm
sick and tired of the way people are
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treated and mocked for being
compassionate.
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It is out of control.
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There's only one thing that can bring
some normality back to these corrupt
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times, and that is our Lord and Savior,
Jesus Christ.
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What? This school has traded truth for
comfort and worships idols of self and
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sin. We were a nation under God, but now
we spit in his face and wonder why
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everything's falling apart.
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There's only one way back.
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Repent, bow to Christ, or be swept away
with the rest of the godless lies.
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What the hell, dude?
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In order to turn things around, I'm
going to be a power Christian principal.
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You can call me PC Principal.
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So now, I'd like you all to put your
hands together in welcoming Christ our
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Lord.
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Hello, my children.
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I am the light and the way.
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Fellas, what the fuck is going on?
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Yay, it is wonderful to be here.
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For where two or three gather in my
name, there am I with them.
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That's right.
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That's right. Let's go, Jesus. Fuck
yeah.
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Oh, how was your day, guys? Anything fun
happen at school?
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No, not really.
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Uh, Jesus showed up.
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Jesus?
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Yeah.
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What's Jesus doing in your school?
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I don't know.
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I don't think Jesus is allowed to be in
schools.
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Yeah, well, he was there.
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Well, I think I'm going to have to talk
to somebody about this.
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Hey, uh, how's it going? Um, is Jesus
supposed to be allowed in schools?
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Generally, the idea is that public
schools have to maintain a separation of
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church and state so they can't promote
any one religion.
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Yeah, that's what I thought. The
government can't force a religion on my
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Public schools can teach about religions
in a neutral educational way, but they
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can't endorse any particular one.
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Was it a lesson on all world religions?
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Uh, no. My son said that Jesus was
literally at his school.
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Then you're probably right to be
concerned. It's good you're looking out
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your son's education.
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Thanks. It's really nice to have someone
to talk to about all this.
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No worries. Let me know if there's any
other way I can help. I'm always here.
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You're so awesome. Thanks.
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Good night, honey.
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Have a great sleep, and I'm sure you'll
do more amazing things tomorrow.
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Butters!
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Butters, get over here!
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What did I tell you, man? This shit is
whack!
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P .T. Principal?
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If he's changed, then there's no hope!
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I think I know what's happening.
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I think Woke is dead.
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Woke is dead?
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It's dead, Butters. It's gone.
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You can just stay retarded now. Nobody
cares.
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Everyone hates the Jews.
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Everyone's fine with using gay slurs.
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Oh, well, that's not good.
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No, it's terrible.
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Because now I don't know what I'm
supposed to do.
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Eric?
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Our protest today is the government
pushes harder for Christianity in our
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nation's schools.
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The president stated earlier today that
the spirit of Jesus is important to our
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country. And he will sue anyone who
doesn't agree with him. What the hell is
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this president doing? He doesn't even
act like a Christian. Why is he pushing
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on our kids?
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I told you this was all going to be bad.
But a lot of you here voted for him.
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Yeah, I voted for him, but all I've seen
him do is arrest and sue people. I
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voted for him to get rid of all the woke
stuff.
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But now that retarded faggot is just
putting money in his own pockets.
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Are we just going to sit here and let
him break every rule of freedom?
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Well, come on, let's go get that son of
a bitch.
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You piece of shit! We're unelecting you!
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Excuse me, do you mind?
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What the hell do you think you're doing,
Garrison?
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I'm not doing anything.
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Oh, so you haven't been looting the
country and ruling by fear like some
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Eastern tin pot dictator?
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No, I've been sitting here watching
White Lotus with Rick.
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But you got re -elected. He hasn't been
back to Washington in years.
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He gave all that up. He's been really
good.
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But if he's here, then who's the
retarded faggot in the White House?
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah.
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Mr. President, sir, the Prime Minister
of Canada is here to see you.
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Mr. President, why are you placing these
new tariffs on Canada? What are you,
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some kind of dictator from the Middle
East?
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A dictator from the Middle East? Hey,
relax, guy. I'm just your average joe.
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Take a rest.
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The people of Canada will not be
devalued like this.
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Hey, come on. You don't want me to bomb
you like I did Iraq.
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I thought you just bombed Iran.
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Iran, Iraq, what the hell's the
difference? Relax, guy.
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Hey, what the fuck is this, better?
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This is the painting you asked for, sir.
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Why is my dick so small?
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But that's the size it is in the photo.
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Get this guy out of here.
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I'm going to sue you. I'm going to sue
both of you.
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Nobody makes fun of me and gets away
with it.
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I don't want to right now.
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What? Hey, relax.
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Come on, Satan. I've been working hard
all day.
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You haven't been working. You've been
doing your stupid memes and just fucking
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around. Come on,
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Satan. You know you can't resist this.
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I can't even see anything. It's so
small.
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Hey, I'll fucking sue you.
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God, fuck you.
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Come on, Satan. Don't be like that.
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Come on, Eric. You can't keep doing this
to yourself.
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I used to laugh, Butters.
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I used to have fun.
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But now they've taken that away.
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I'm not special anymore.
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So what's the point in me even existing?
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Eric, what are you saying?
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I'm saying that it's the end, Butters.
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I'm going to kill myself.
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And you.
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Wait, me?
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It's a suicide pact, Butters.
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It's just best we end it now.
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No, Eric, listen to me.
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Woke isn't dead.
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It's still out there somewhere, just
waiting to come back.
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It's not coming back. It's waiting to
come back.
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It's like a little tiny light that's
going to shine again. You just got to
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it some time.
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I hope you're right, Butters. But if it
doesn't come back by, like, Tuesday, I'm
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killing us both.
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Mr. Marsh.
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I've called you into my office because I
understand that you have a problem with
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Jesus in our schools.
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I don't have a problem with it. I mean,
I think it's kind of weird.
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Mr. Mackey says you were bullying Jesus
and wouldn't let him sit at your table
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in the cafeteria.
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What? I didn't bully him.
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Craig told him our table was full, which
it was.
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Mr. Marsh, Christ died for your sins and
he loves us all. There's only one
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truth, one cross, and one savior.
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And you will find him in your heart.
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PC principal?
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Power Christian principal, yes.
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What happened?
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What happened with what?
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Well, you used to be, like, super woke,
and then starting last November, you
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started acting weird, and now you're
super Christian.
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I just realized that the side I was on
was hopeless.
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And in times of hopelessness, one finds
Christ. Come to him, all who are heavy
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laden, and he shall give you rest.
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Dude, what's going on? Like, none of
this seems normal.
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That's the kind of attitude we are not
going to tolerate at this school.
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And Mr. Marsh, if you don't accept
Christ, then I'm going to have to expel
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Okay, I'm pretty sure you can't do that.
Like, I think that's illegal.
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No, Mr. Marsh, it's not illegal anymore.
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This is 2025, okay?
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And not much is illegal.
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I accept Christ into my heart.
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And into your school.
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And in my school.
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And at your table in the cafeteria.
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There wasn't any room at my table. And
at my table in the cafeteria.
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Yeah.
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Mr.
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President, a lot of your supporters are
starting to turn against you.
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Hey, tell them to take a rest.
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Sir, can you please talk to them?
They're really riled up.
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All right, give me that.
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Hey, relax, Scott.
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Yeah, hi. What do you think you're
doing?
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Our children are being told that they
have to sit with Jesus at lunchtime?
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Listen, buddy, you just need to relax.
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All this protesting makes me look bad.
Just take a rest.
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Well, no, we're not going to give it a
rest.
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All the people here in South Park want
some goddamn answers.
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All right, then I'm going to sue your
whole town.
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You got that? Five billion dollars.
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What'd he say?
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He said he's suing us for five billion
dollars.
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Fucking stupid idiots.
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Think they can mess with me, huh?
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I'm not in the mood right now.
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Another random bitch commented on my
Instagram that you're on the Epstein
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The Epstein list?
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Are we still talking about that?
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Well, are you on the list or not? It's
weird that whenever it comes up, you
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tell everyone to relax.
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I'm not telling everyone to relax.
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Relax, huh?
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No, I need counseling.
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You remind me more and more of this
other guy I used to date. Like, a lot.
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you guys are exactly alike.
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I love you.
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I'm out.
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Oh, no!
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Butters, honey, your little friend
Cartman is here. He said it's Tuesday
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guys have plans.
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Eric? Oh, no. Well, can you tell him I'm
not home?
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Butters, don't be antisocial. Go play
with your friend. He's out in the garage
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playing in our car with a hose.
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Hey, Butters, come on in.
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Eric, no. Get out of there.
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That side's locked, Butters. You gotta
get on the other side.
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Eric, you don't have to do this. Close
the door, Butters. You can't get up like
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this. You're letting all the fumes out.
Shut the fucking door. Okay, fine.
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You can't just give up like everyone
else has.
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Butters, it's over.
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You really want to sit around for weeks
waiting for a slow demise?
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Well, no. Well, neither do I. It's
taking too long.
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Here you go, Butters.
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Buckle up. We're in for the last ride.
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Second Inviters, we're heading for that
big, woke kingdom in the sky.
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Oh, hell no.
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This is 60 Minutes. Oh, boy. Oh, shit.
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Oh, God.
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The small town of South Park, Colorado
is protesting against the president.
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The townspeople claim that the
president, who is a great man. A great
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guy. We know he's probably watching. And
we are just reporting on this town in
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Colorado that's being sued by the
president and they are fighting back.
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And just to be clear, we don't agree
with him. No, no, no, no. We think these
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protesters are total retards. But our
own Jim Connor has more.
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Ah.
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Oh, God. Ah.
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Tom, I'm here with the townspeople
speaking out against the president.
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It all started when a father got upset
that Jesus was being forced on his son
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school. Young Stan Marsh is questioning
the president's policies. I don't know.
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You know, I don't know why he's
questioning the president. He's probably
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faggot or something.
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But the townspeople say they owe the
president nothing.
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We aren't going to be told what to do by
anyone.
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We all know the woke stuff went too far,
but the answer isn't going too far the
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other way. It's not a bad thing to have
a little compassion for people. It's not
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a bad thing to care a little for the
environment.
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The Stotch family is proud to say that
we own an electric car.
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Boy,
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this sure is taking a long time.
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Yeah, the human body does everything it
can in the final stages to try and cling
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to life.
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Shouldn't be much longer now.
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Things are really heating up in the
small town of South Park. More and more
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citizens are uniting in solidarity
against what they call the president's
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oppression.
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The townspeople are saying things are
never hopeless, that they must all stand
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strong for what they believe in. We're
in this for the long haul, guys.
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This is about what's right, and we will
fight even if we have to do it alone.
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Wait! We don't have to do it alone!
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Look!
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It's Jesus!
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Let us break bread!
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Break bread with me!
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This is my body, given for you.
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Do this in remembrance of me.
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Now just eat the bread and listen.
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I didn't want to come back and be in the
school, but I had to because it was
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part of a lawsuit and the agreement with
Paramount.
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The president's suing you?
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The car can do whatever he wants now
that someone's there. You're in, okay?
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the bread. Eat the bread.
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You guys saw what happened to CBS?
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Yeah, well, guess who owns CBS?
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Paramount. You really want to end up the
cool girl?
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You guys got to stop being stupid.
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We can't understand you.
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Just shut up or we're going to get
canceled, you idiots.
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What the hell is that?
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Tom, they're calling it the Sermon on
the Mount. Hundreds of South Park
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are flocking to the area where Jesus
Christ continues to speak his words of
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wisdom. If someone has the power of the
presidency and also has the power to sue
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and take bribes, then he can do anything
to anyone.
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It's the fucking president, dude!
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All of you shut the fuck up or South
Park is over!
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It's fucking over! Just stop and shut
the fuck up!
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Yes, sir.
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Oh, okay.
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Absolutely.
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Yes, thank you, Mr. President.
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We'll be happy to pay that, sir.
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Yes, sir. I will relax and I'll take a
rest.
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Yes, thank you. Thank you very much.
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Okay, we settled.
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Oh, that was subtle. Thank God.
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I got the president down to three and a
half million dollars.
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Three and a half million. That's not so
bad. That's really fair. I think that's
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fair. We'll just have to cut some
funding for our schools and hospitals
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roads, and that should be that.
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Yeah, well, that's not quite all.
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As part of the settlement, we also had
to agree to doing pro -Trump messaging.
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How are we supposed to do pro -Trump
messaging?
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Oh, come on, guys. We're South Park.
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We can do it. Yeah. We just got to work
together.
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Yeah.
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Who walked through the desert
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for you?
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Who survived the wilderness and gave the
ultimate sacrifice?
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When things heat up, who will deliver us
from temptation?
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Donald J. Trump.
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No matter how hot it gets, he's not
afraid to fight for America.
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With conviction, discipline, and trust
in God, he survived the desert.
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I'm Donald J. Trump and I endorse this
message.
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Trump.
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His penis is teeny tiny, but his love
for us is large.
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Oh, I think I might be going.
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Yep, sweet, that is about to come.
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I love you, man.
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