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Ugh, God.
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Ugh, I just need to get some sleep. I'm
so fucking tired.
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Oh, let's see.
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Um, there's only one bed.
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Don't worry about it. It's one night.
It's not going to be a big deal. We're
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both going to get a good night's sleep.
We'll put this over here.
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There's a mirror on the ceiling!
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Oh, that's kind of cool. I don't know.
What's cool about it? No, it's pretty
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cool. What?
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How is that cool?
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I wonder what that is.
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I wonder if I could get that off. Jesus.
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What is this place? Like an hourly
rental?
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How much an hour is this? You know what?
It's not.
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Just don't be such a prude and a snob.
Just get your stuff together.
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It's 1 .56 in the morning. I have got to
get some sleep. You have an interview
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in the morning. You've got to get that
job. You understand, right, Charlie? I'm
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going to sleep good staring at myself.
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Listen, listen, you're not going to
carry anything.
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You're just going to, if I had an eye
mask, if I had my eye mask, it's in the,
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oh, I left it in the car.
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In the car?
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Is it even going to be ready in the
morning? Yeah, they said the tire would
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in in the morning. You know what? We're
in the middle of nowhere. What are we
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going to do?
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Johnny, Johnny, don't worry about it.
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God.
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All right.
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Do you have something to sleep in?
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Yeah, I got shorts.
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Okay, fine.
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Then just, you know, just.
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Calm down. I'm going to go get ready for
bed. You just meditate or something.
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Whatever you've got to do, just
meditate.
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And, you know, be asleep in ten minutes
and don't worry about it. Ten minutes.
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All right. My yoga retreat's in the
morning.
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I can't wait for my yoga retreat.
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You're really just... Oh, yeah. That's
probably...
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Yeah! You know, it's actually a good
thing that my yoga retreat was on the
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you know, to, or your interview is on
the way to my yoga retreat, because
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going to work out great.
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You know, with you not having a car and
all. You know, I'm not judging and I'm
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not saying anything.
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I know, I know, circumcision.
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You're going to get this job. We're
going to think positively. You're going
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move out of the house.
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Your dad's going to be proud of you and
everything. So don't, you know, don't
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worry about it.
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God.
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Did you say something?
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No. Okay. No, no.
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I guess it's okay.
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I'm not even washing my face because I
don't even have any makeup. It's all in
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fucking car.
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Holy shit, I can't believe I didn't grab
my bag. I just grabbed my beach bag.
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Where is my head?
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I'm asleep.
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Hey, if you have to go number two, go
down to the lobby, okay?
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I'm not going to go number two.
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Not going to fall asleep.
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You know, I usually sleep on that high,
but...
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Look at that, it's like bunk beds.
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Do you think that light's ever going to
go out on the porch?
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I could call it now.
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I'm so tired.
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I'm so tired, I'm just going to go to
sleep.
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It's kind of chilly in here.
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Wait, you're... Why are you getting so
close?
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My feet are cold.
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Why are you so close?
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It's cold!
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You know what?
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Screw this. I'm going to... Sorry.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Well, that's broken.
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I told you it was by the hour. These
sheets are really uncomfortable.
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Yeah.
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It's hot. You turn down the air.
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Don't look.
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Just sleep.
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Don't look. Mirror here.
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Don't look there.
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You are never going to get a good
night's sleep if you don't be quiet and
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sleep. Johnny.
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This is bad.
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get cold. I'm just going to turn down
the... No, no, no, no. Just stay there.
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Okay,
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just stick with me. Here you go.
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That's nice.
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Johnny?
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Yeah.
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You've got an erection, don't you?
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I mean,
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yeah, like... Oh, my God.
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Yeah. Okay, well, this is awkward.
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Um... Okay.
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Put it out of your mind to try to go to
sleep.
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You know, maybe this wasn't the best
idea.
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I told you, one bed, mirror, and
you're... Okay.
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Naked.
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Yeah, I didn't really think about that.
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Um...
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Try to make it go away.
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I've got to get some sleep.
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Just make it go away.
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Yeah, just think positive thoughts about
making it go away and getting a good
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night's sleep.
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I have that yoga retreat tomorrow.
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The girls are counting on me.
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You've got that job. Oh, fuck.
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Jesus. All right, all right. Wait, wait,
wait. Let's see how bad the problem is.
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I mean, it's... Oh, shit. Yeah.
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Can you just sleep?
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Can you just make it, like, can you just
try to not think about it? And it'll
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probably go away.
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Maybe just work on it yourself.
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Just lay there like that.
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Okay,
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this is not a memory foam mattress. I
can feel every move you're making. I am
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never going to get to sleep.
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I'm not going to go away.
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Let me think, let me think, let me
think.
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You know, sometimes your dad just rubs
it against me.
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Just, like, just kind of rub it, you
know, like, yeah. Sometimes your dad
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like, rubs it, yeah. And then, like, I
just, like, yeah, like this.
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Like that, yeah.
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And, like, oh, boy.
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It's kind of hot. Now I understand why
the mirror's up there.
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Okay, well, that's not really making.
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What time is that? Oh, my God. It's
late.
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13 in the morning.
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I'm going to go get that job.
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I'm going to go and treat.
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Maybe if I help you a little bit like
that.
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Like that. Yeah,
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like that.
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Does that?
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I mean, that.
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That helps.
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This is really awkward.
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I'm not going to be able to sleep.
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We've got to get some sleep.
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Maybe if you just...
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You know, I hate to do this, but maybe
just put it in, you know, like, just
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of a little bit to, like, maybe just a
little bit.
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Oh, boy.
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Is it working?
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It's working for me.
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to go down now.
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Okay.
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Let's just try to forget this ever
happened.
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You know, I'm going to just get over
here.
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Should we get a towel?
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Yeah.
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We're never going to talk about this
ever again.
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I don't know what happened. It was.
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This is really a bad idea.
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We should have just backed up the
fucking turnstile.
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