All language subtitles for Ozzy_and_Jack s1e09_subtitle

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal) Download
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,980 --> 00:00:10,960 I've always wanted to go to Cuba 2 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:14,439 just because there's like this forbidden land 3 00:00:14,519 --> 00:00:15,900 it's something dark yeah 4 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:17,219 cause it's like the forbidden place 5 00:00:17,219 --> 00:00:18,620 it's like oh wow Cuba 6 00:00:18,620 --> 00:00:21,059 like I've been raised in a country 7 00:00:21,059 --> 00:00:23,579 that thinks that Cuba is terrible 8 00:00:23,579 --> 00:00:25,679 and so I want to go check it out for myself 9 00:00:25,739 --> 00:00:27,079 what I'm looking forward to 10 00:00:27,079 --> 00:00:29,940 I've heard that there's a good memorial for John Lennon 11 00:00:29,940 --> 00:00:30,899 it seems pretty odd 12 00:00:30,899 --> 00:00:33,020 that a country that banned rock and roll 13 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:34,579 has a memorial for John Lennon 14 00:00:34,579 --> 00:00:35,700 when I used to smoke 15 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:39,060 my dream was to sit in Cuba with a big stogie 16 00:00:39,060 --> 00:00:40,619 well you can still sit in Cuba 17 00:00:40,619 --> 00:00:42,920 and think about smoking a big stogie 18 00:00:46,020 --> 00:00:49,619 my name is Jack Osbourne and this is my dad Ozzy 19 00:00:49,619 --> 00:00:51,799 heavy metal god are you ready 20 00:00:51,899 --> 00:00:55,320 Prince of darkness and surprisingly enough 21 00:00:55,979 --> 00:00:58,500 history nerd as the old saying goes 22 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:00,520 like father like son 23 00:01:01,140 --> 00:01:02,740 so my dad and I are doing something 24 00:01:02,740 --> 00:01:04,260 we've always wanted to do 25 00:01:04,260 --> 00:01:06,340 we're hitting the road just the two of us 26 00:01:06,340 --> 00:01:07,780 and a bucket list of places 27 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:10,180 and things we've only ever read about in books 28 00:01:10,180 --> 00:01:12,079 oh my god this is amazing 29 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:14,599 all seen on TV and the web 30 00:01:14,819 --> 00:01:16,299 do you have your knife yes 31 00:01:16,299 --> 00:01:18,200 civil days we might need it 32 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:21,060 there are no roadies no tour buses 33 00:01:21,060 --> 00:01:23,659 what the fuck is this no boundaries 34 00:01:23,659 --> 00:01:24,459 oh 35 00:01:25,299 --> 00:01:28,379 welcome to Ozzy and Jack's world detour 36 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:30,159 let's rock and roll 37 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:36,859 alright so uh 38 00:01:36,859 --> 00:01:40,159 we are inbound now just about to land in Havana 39 00:01:42,299 --> 00:01:43,099 yeah 40 00:01:44,739 --> 00:01:46,040 I don't smoke anymore 41 00:01:46,659 --> 00:01:47,099 it's gonna be 42 00:01:47,099 --> 00:01:49,040 chuffing cigars and blowing them in your face 43 00:01:51,019 --> 00:01:53,400 everywhere everywhere in the elevators 44 00:01:53,579 --> 00:01:54,400 the doctors 45 00:01:55,299 --> 00:01:59,200 when I was in years ago I was in a hotel in Sweden 46 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:01,879 I smelled cigar everywhere 47 00:02:12,460 --> 00:02:14,520 alright we made it we're here in Cuba 48 00:02:33,259 --> 00:02:36,939 hello hello Tuesday hi 49 00:02:36,939 --> 00:02:38,060 you know what what 50 00:02:38,060 --> 00:02:38,919 I've just heard 51 00:02:38,979 --> 00:02:41,259 a rumor that they buried John Lennon here well 52 00:02:41,259 --> 00:02:42,419 I mean there's a park here 53 00:02:42,419 --> 00:02:44,539 I haven't heard that they buried him here um 54 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:47,780 so we have a car waiting for us downstairs right now 55 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:49,860 we're gonna go for a drive into Old Havana 56 00:02:49,860 --> 00:02:51,259 figure out what we're gonna do alright 57 00:02:51,259 --> 00:02:52,379 you ready to go yeah 58 00:02:52,379 --> 00:02:54,919 let's go did you bring your Cuban heel boots 59 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,680 no is that where the word comes from 60 00:03:03,819 --> 00:03:05,460 I think that's Boris right there 61 00:03:05,460 --> 00:03:07,539 so when planning our Cuban adventure 62 00:03:07,539 --> 00:03:11,180 I hired a guide named Boris Man finally haha 63 00:03:11,180 --> 00:03:12,819 nice to meet you nice to meet you too 64 00:03:12,819 --> 00:03:14,500 I'll see it's not a pleasure 65 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,819 it's an honor to host you well 66 00:03:15,819 --> 00:03:17,460 thanks for having us oh man 67 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:18,939 I hope you will have fun oh 68 00:03:18,939 --> 00:03:20,780 I have no doubt okay come over here alright 69 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:22,259 what a beautiful car do you like it 70 00:03:22,259 --> 00:03:24,620 this is a Chevrolet 1956 wow 71 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:27,259 this thing's awesome get some energy for tonight 72 00:03:27,259 --> 00:03:28,060 we will 73 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:30,699 let's speak like Scarface 74 00:03:30,699 --> 00:03:33,240 say say hello my little friend 75 00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:40,960 so cool this car beautiful 76 00:03:41,139 --> 00:03:43,759 lovely 1956 it's your car 77 00:03:43,780 --> 00:03:45,520 yes I'll take it to my family 78 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:47,560 have they have they had it since the 50s 79 00:03:48,699 --> 00:03:51,419 because of the US embargo imposed in the 1960s 80 00:03:51,419 --> 00:03:54,300 there are no new American cars imported into Cuba 81 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,979 there's tons of classic cars 82 00:03:55,979 --> 00:03:56,900 you inherit a car 83 00:03:56,900 --> 00:03:58,219 and you have to keep that car running 84 00:03:58,219 --> 00:03:59,740 cause it's the only car you're ever gonna have 85 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,860 so everyone takes 86 00:04:00,860 --> 00:04:03,060 pride in being able to maintain their car 87 00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:04,120 and operate it 88 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:09,159 guys are talking to each other 89 00:04:10,219 --> 00:04:12,879 it's like I to need to hahaha 90 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:16,319 is it too windy for you 91 00:04:16,779 --> 00:04:20,939 the only trouble is open car hair whips my face 92 00:04:20,939 --> 00:04:23,959 all of them cause you have those long luscious locks 93 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:26,480 yeah I know that's what I'm saying 94 00:04:28,899 --> 00:04:31,639 our first stop in Havana was Plaza Vieja 95 00:04:31,779 --> 00:04:34,779 or the old Square all the stray dogs here are amazing 96 00:04:34,779 --> 00:04:36,139 they're all like these little like gangster 97 00:04:36,139 --> 00:04:37,319 tough looking dogs 98 00:04:38,259 --> 00:04:40,139 some hats should we check these out 99 00:04:40,139 --> 00:04:40,939 yeah 100 00:04:41,379 --> 00:04:43,360 this one will fit Mommy let's see 101 00:04:43,579 --> 00:04:45,180 it's a little big it's alright 102 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:47,000 she's got a big head ha ha 103 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:52,660 there's a coffee shop here 104 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:54,120 we can go hang out in if you want okay 105 00:04:54,339 --> 00:04:56,360 so they have really good coffee as well yeah 106 00:04:57,860 --> 00:05:01,000 so let me try this has some for mama it will be great 107 00:05:06,660 --> 00:05:07,600 thank you 108 00:05:22,660 --> 00:05:23,459 hey coffee 109 00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:27,199 why do you drink it I like that 110 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,060 you wanna know what we got planned 111 00:05:30,060 --> 00:05:30,459 but I 112 00:05:30,459 --> 00:05:33,339 I don't wanna do to everything where you wanna go well 113 00:05:33,339 --> 00:05:36,019 we would give me a break what do you wanna do 114 00:05:36,019 --> 00:05:38,980 I wanna do this revolutionary museum 115 00:05:38,980 --> 00:05:41,980 I I wanna see that they have bits of a YouTube um 116 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:43,100 spy plane they shot down 117 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:45,540 but I wanna go to the Lennon thing more than anything 118 00:05:45,540 --> 00:05:47,100 have they told you about the sunglasses 119 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:48,660 on the Lennon statue no 120 00:05:48,660 --> 00:05:51,879 so Lennon statue has a pair of sunglasses 121 00:05:52,139 --> 00:05:54,160 and people kept stealing them 122 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:57,779 so there's a government guard who keeps the sunglasses 123 00:05:57,779 --> 00:05:59,699 but when you sit down to take a picture 124 00:05:59,699 --> 00:06:02,180 he comes out and he puts the glasses on the statue 125 00:06:02,180 --> 00:06:03,180 he lets you take a picture 126 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:04,959 and then he takes them and puts them away 127 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,680 wow so what I wanna do 128 00:06:07,819 --> 00:06:09,379 I wanna check out some cigar stuff 129 00:06:09,379 --> 00:06:11,300 why would you wanna do that 130 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:14,459 because I love cigars and I wanna bring a load back 131 00:06:14,459 --> 00:06:17,300 but I can only bring a limited amount back legally 132 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:19,060 so I was thinking um 133 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:19,860 you know 134 00:06:19,860 --> 00:06:22,660 we can maybe duct tape some of my cigars around you 135 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:23,720 to go through customs 136 00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:25,459 but Ivy listen 137 00:06:25,459 --> 00:06:27,379 don't act like you've never muleed some drugs 138 00:06:27,379 --> 00:06:28,540 you never done anything 139 00:06:28,540 --> 00:06:31,240 like I always had to deal with it on the other side 140 00:06:32,699 --> 00:06:35,560 in that case let's just change the subject okay 141 00:06:35,819 --> 00:06:37,100 did you bring your dancing shoes 142 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:40,660 I ain't dancing if I go on doing the dancing here 143 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:43,360 I'll open up with the black cell and get flamethrower 144 00:06:43,379 --> 00:06:44,459 check it out there's a salsa 145 00:06:44,459 --> 00:06:45,339 you're dancing you won't 146 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:47,899 you come third and thank your lucky stars 147 00:06:47,899 --> 00:06:48,839 or whatever it's called 148 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:51,620 I'm not saying I'm gonna dance 149 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:52,459 but there's a salsa club 150 00:06:52,459 --> 00:06:53,920 right down the street from the hotel 151 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:56,019 and it's supposed to be like the spot 152 00:06:56,019 --> 00:06:59,800 so fabulous go check it out you can fuck off 153 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:06,660 with our plans set 154 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,980 it was time to head out to the first destination 155 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:11,040 on my dad's Cuban bucket list 156 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,879 the museum de LA revolution 157 00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:14,879 in the former presidential palace 158 00:07:14,899 --> 00:07:16,079 look at that thing 159 00:07:16,899 --> 00:07:18,180 in 1946 160 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:21,399 Winston Churchill came to Cuba and visited the palace 161 00:07:21,420 --> 00:07:24,319 and my dad wanted to follow in his footsteps 162 00:07:26,139 --> 00:07:27,879 wow look at that tank 163 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:30,160 go in 164 00:07:34,459 --> 00:07:35,259 oh awesome 165 00:07:35,259 --> 00:07:36,699 oh hi hi 166 00:07:36,699 --> 00:07:38,819 welcome to the Revolution Museum 167 00:07:38,819 --> 00:07:40,579 thank you hello Saraya 168 00:07:40,579 --> 00:07:41,379 hi Saraya 169 00:07:42,019 --> 00:07:42,879 nice to meet you too 170 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:44,220 cool 171 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:45,600 are these uh 172 00:07:46,180 --> 00:07:48,240 these are bullet holes yes 173 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:51,399 wow wow dad wow 174 00:07:51,420 --> 00:07:52,839 these are old bullet holes 175 00:07:53,819 --> 00:07:57,740 in 1957 a group of people came here to the palace 176 00:07:57,740 --> 00:07:59,120 to assassinate Batista 177 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:02,240 so here's what I know about the Cuban Revolution 178 00:08:02,579 --> 00:08:07,100 The Cuban Revolution lasted from about 1953 to 1959 179 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:09,660 that's when Fidel Castro LED an armed revolt 180 00:08:09,660 --> 00:08:12,220 against the corrupt Cuban President Batista 181 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:15,019 now Batista had become this crazy dictator 182 00:08:15,019 --> 00:08:17,480 who was not looking out for the Cuban people 183 00:08:17,779 --> 00:08:19,620 finally in 1959 184 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:23,420 the rebels LED by Castro ousted Batista who fled Cuba 185 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:24,339 leaving Castro 186 00:08:24,339 --> 00:08:27,199 installed as the new Marxist prime minister 187 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:31,220 you will have to help me with my English 188 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:33,480 better than my Spanish okay 189 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:37,919 this place used to be the presidential palace of Cuba 190 00:08:38,019 --> 00:08:40,899 it was built in 1920 this painting in the ceiling 191 00:08:40,899 --> 00:08:42,539 it was made by a Cuban artist 192 00:08:42,539 --> 00:08:45,399 it represents the the birth of the Cuban Republic 193 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:52,080 in 1946 Winston Churchill 194 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:54,340 talked to the Cuban people from this place 195 00:08:54,340 --> 00:08:57,779 wow when the revolution took place in 1959 196 00:08:57,779 --> 00:09:00,860 Yep Fidel Castro also used this place as a Tribune 197 00:09:00,860 --> 00:09:02,440 to talk to the Cuban people 198 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:04,960 who came to the palace and there was an occasion 199 00:09:05,019 --> 00:09:06,419 some people from that building 200 00:09:06,419 --> 00:09:08,340 tried to assassinate Fidel Castro 201 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:10,679 they shoot it from here yes wow 202 00:09:15,259 --> 00:09:16,379 I think it's pretty amazing 203 00:09:16,379 --> 00:09:16,500 that 204 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:19,259 they did leave all the bullet holes in the building 205 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:19,419 and 206 00:09:19,419 --> 00:09:21,919 I would prefer the bullet holes to be in the building 207 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:23,740 it's true yeah 208 00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:25,399 leave them on the wall not in me 209 00:09:25,820 --> 00:09:28,480 you see this is the surprise hahaha 210 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:32,000 that's funny look 211 00:09:32,179 --> 00:09:33,700 George Bush George Bush 212 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:36,480 senior Reagan do you see what it says there 213 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:37,899 thank you Creighton 214 00:09:37,899 --> 00:09:40,399 for helping us strengthen the revolution 215 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,940 I guess they don't like capitalists humor 216 00:09:42,940 --> 00:09:44,220 it's like satire right 217 00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:46,860 OK that area was called Cretin's Corner 218 00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:48,360 Cretin's Corner I mean 219 00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:50,519 is it is it cretin or cretin 220 00:09:50,779 --> 00:09:52,740 I don't know I didn't know cretin 221 00:09:52,740 --> 00:09:54,279 are they are they the same word 222 00:09:54,539 --> 00:09:55,940 I don't know you're asking me 223 00:09:55,940 --> 00:09:57,740 I'm not I'm saying I don't know what I'm talking about 224 00:09:57,740 --> 00:10:00,000 I'm don't know who I am half the time 225 00:10:01,220 --> 00:10:02,159 were they the cretins 226 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:03,539 cretins 227 00:10:04,779 --> 00:10:04,940 ha ha 228 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:05,539 ha ha 229 00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:06,519 very funny 230 00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:09,220 this is a very interesting telephone 231 00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:10,539 people in Cuba used to say that 232 00:10:10,539 --> 00:10:13,159 Batista used a telephone that was made of gold 233 00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:15,820 and that famous telephone is this one 234 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:17,460 but it was not made of gold 235 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:19,639 it had only hello 236 00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:22,600 it's original 237 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:25,100 I love that we're in 238 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:28,059 what used to be the presidential palace of Cuba 239 00:10:28,059 --> 00:10:30,460 and you're like picking up the gold phone 240 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:30,659 maybe 241 00:10:30,659 --> 00:10:34,639 it's straight to the cocaine dealers that have kilos 242 00:10:36,139 --> 00:10:37,980 can I sit at the desk what 243 00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:38,980 can I sit down at the desk 244 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:39,500 yes yes 245 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:39,980 you can 246 00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:42,360 he's going to be our president for a few minutes 247 00:10:44,139 --> 00:10:45,919 ay si se caes de LA silla 248 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:49,779 alright your turn 249 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:50,820 no no no 250 00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:52,759 you can sit and I can take a picture 251 00:11:00,299 --> 00:11:01,700 after we had ticked off 252 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,759 one of my dad's bucket list choices 253 00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:06,039 it was time for us to do one of mine 254 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,539 salsa dancing beautiful sky 255 00:11:08,539 --> 00:11:11,240 absolutely stunning where are we going now 256 00:11:11,259 --> 00:11:12,259 we're headed back to the hotel 257 00:11:12,259 --> 00:11:14,700 so we can get ready for salsa dancing tonight 258 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:17,480 you ain't gonna set me up tonight with this salsa 259 00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:21,200 but I hope you brought your dancing shoes you can go 260 00:11:34,179 --> 00:11:35,639 hello hello 261 00:11:35,659 --> 00:11:36,559 hi there hello 262 00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:38,639 couple things firstly 263 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:40,179 um as you can tell outside 264 00:11:40,179 --> 00:11:41,720 it's raining as a result 265 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:43,539 dancing is off oh 266 00:11:43,539 --> 00:11:45,940 that's fantastic but you and I 267 00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:47,440 we can salsa 268 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:50,039 no I'm not dancing 269 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,059 my dad and I were in Cuba 270 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:55,580 and my salsa dancing dreams had just got rained out 271 00:11:55,580 --> 00:11:58,659 but I'm an Osborne and I always have a backup plan 272 00:11:58,659 --> 00:11:59,779 did you go to the smoke room 273 00:11:59,779 --> 00:12:00,860 I did since 274 00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:01,620 dancing is off 275 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,639 I will go back and have a cheeky round two 276 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:07,779 why is it that you've suddenly gone ballistic on cigars 277 00:12:07,779 --> 00:12:10,340 I don't smoke that many but I just I like cigars 278 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:11,139 we're eating 279 00:12:11,419 --> 00:12:13,480 I used to smoke the next year mum in bed 280 00:12:13,539 --> 00:12:15,620 I remember we'd be in bed as kids 281 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:16,500 and you would just be like 282 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,820 just cover your nose and mouth with the blanket 283 00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:20,480 and you'd be in bed with us just 284 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,840 alright God bless see you tomorrow 285 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:28,200 I'll still a way go alright bye bye 286 00:12:35,779 --> 00:12:38,279 let me show you what we have here 287 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:42,139 perfect these are pyramids from Cuba 288 00:12:42,139 --> 00:12:45,019 you have from from mejulieta wow 289 00:12:45,019 --> 00:12:45,820 Provina 290 00:12:46,379 --> 00:12:47,100 hey what would you like 291 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,539 something strong medium 292 00:12:48,539 --> 00:12:50,779 I'll take a a partagas partagas yeah 293 00:12:50,779 --> 00:12:53,200 okay good one more please 294 00:13:01,299 --> 00:13:03,519 now you can bring cigars to us 295 00:13:04,779 --> 00:13:06,820 do you know what the actual law is now 296 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:11,019 the the actual law you you can bring $100 OK 297 00:13:11,019 --> 00:13:12,899 between cigars and Cuban rum 298 00:13:12,899 --> 00:13:15,980 $100 worth of cigars that's a good start 299 00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:18,139 but I knew I wanted way more than that 300 00:13:18,139 --> 00:13:21,399 now you don't have a lot of restriction to spend money 301 00:13:22,059 --> 00:13:23,960 I was gonna have to get resourceful 302 00:13:29,179 --> 00:13:30,679 still kind of stormy out 303 00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:33,539 still hear the wind coming through the window 304 00:13:33,539 --> 00:13:34,899 makes sleeping kind of difficult 305 00:13:34,899 --> 00:13:36,740 especially at night when it's even stormier 306 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:37,500 and it's just like 307 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,399 it sounds like someone's just doing this 308 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:42,840 today uh 309 00:13:42,940 --> 00:13:44,500 we're not moving around too much 310 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,379 we're just kind of staying in the 311 00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:49,179 general area of this fortress called lacabana 312 00:13:49,179 --> 00:13:53,460 and lacabana is this massive bohemoth of a fortress 313 00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:56,100 right outside of the fortress is a museum 314 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:56,500 where they've got 315 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,539 all this stuff from the Cuban Missile Crisis 316 00:13:58,539 --> 00:13:59,740 should be a cool day like I said 317 00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:01,659 it's all in one general area 318 00:14:01,659 --> 00:14:03,779 we're still cruising around in these beautiful old cars 319 00:14:03,779 --> 00:14:05,679 which doesn't get any better than that 320 00:14:07,419 --> 00:14:09,700 so I think that's part of lakkabanja down there 321 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:11,259 you see the Old Fort on the water 322 00:14:11,259 --> 00:14:12,840 oh that tower thing yeah 323 00:14:13,379 --> 00:14:16,460 yeah right outside of the fortress is a museum 324 00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:17,940 where they've got all this stuff from the Cuban 325 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,340 missile crisis yeah 326 00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:20,679 which will be kind of cool 327 00:14:26,259 --> 00:14:28,860 now that's a gun now that's a gun 328 00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:30,700 that's the one on the front of the car in traffic 329 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:33,039 I might actually just put that in the front of my house 330 00:14:33,059 --> 00:14:35,100 one of the most interesting things for me 331 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,860 because I'm a Second World War buff 332 00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:39,000 and all that development of these 333 00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:41,820 the one that I just left it all hanging out in the 334 00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:43,460 in the open totally yeah 335 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:44,299 here we go 336 00:14:44,299 --> 00:14:47,580 winged rocket for coastal defense belonging to the Navy 337 00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:50,480 range 80 km that could nearly hit America 338 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:57,860 what's that there Joe 339 00:14:57,860 --> 00:15:00,320 that's the YouTube spy plane that they shot down 340 00:15:01,019 --> 00:15:04,340 so in 1961 President Kennedy's administration 341 00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:06,259 was thrown into a state of crisis 342 00:15:06,259 --> 00:15:06,980 when it was Learned 343 00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:09,519 through photos gathered by a YouTube spy plane 344 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,779 that the Soviet Union was planting nuclear 345 00:15:11,779 --> 00:15:13,059 missile sites all over 346 00:15:13,059 --> 00:15:16,460 Cuba pointed directly at the US now 347 00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:18,799 the US quickly established a blockade 348 00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:21,059 keeping further arms from entering Cuba 349 00:15:21,059 --> 00:15:23,019 a few weeks later this pilot 350 00:15:23,019 --> 00:15:24,639 Rudolph Anderson junior 351 00:15:24,679 --> 00:15:27,620 was flying over Cuba and he was shot down and killed 352 00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:29,419 he was the only person who died 353 00:15:29,419 --> 00:15:31,200 during the Cuban Missile Crisis 354 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:33,879 what it's just like here 355 00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:35,759 this is insane what 356 00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:38,220 this is actually part of a American spy plane 357 00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:40,159 and we can touch it wow 358 00:15:41,019 --> 00:15:43,879 I could just touch a war relic 359 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:46,440 are we allowed up here 360 00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:49,059 so the way like 361 00:15:49,059 --> 00:15:50,659 surface to air missiles work 362 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,139 is that they don't hit the plane 363 00:15:52,139 --> 00:15:52,620 oh no 364 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,539 they get up next to it and then explode 365 00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:56,399 so look you can see from where 366 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,179 where the we can see the pattern 367 00:15:58,179 --> 00:15:59,200 yeah like it 368 00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:02,279 but these things were so flimsy anyway 369 00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:03,019 oh yeah 370 00:16:03,019 --> 00:16:03,899 I mean look how you could 371 00:16:03,899 --> 00:16:06,019 like you they're like a high flying glider 372 00:16:06,019 --> 00:16:08,240 yeah like both of us could probably pick that wing up 373 00:16:09,019 --> 00:16:11,960 this is the underneath here's one of the wheels 374 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,240 see it as well Zach look 375 00:16:14,379 --> 00:16:15,200 yeah 376 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:19,740 the shrapnel spray that gun that's all over the thing 377 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:20,419 yeah cause it like 378 00:16:20,419 --> 00:16:23,240 it's like pellets yeah yeah 379 00:16:23,659 --> 00:16:25,200 oh a Cuban astronaut 380 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:28,399 yeah he was a Cuban astronaut for the Russians 381 00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:31,039 what a cool little rocket 382 00:16:32,179 --> 00:16:32,980 wow 383 00:16:34,019 --> 00:16:36,120 you must be a midgets ha ha 384 00:16:47,259 --> 00:16:47,820 okay jump on in 385 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:48,840 I'll go around the other side 386 00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:51,179 Hola 387 00:16:53,139 --> 00:16:55,259 here's my son Jack hello 388 00:16:55,259 --> 00:16:57,139 who's looking very Cuban these days 389 00:16:57,139 --> 00:16:58,000 right am I 390 00:16:58,299 --> 00:17:00,840 he looks like a Cuban general on acid 391 00:17:01,379 --> 00:17:03,259 our Cuban adventure continued 392 00:17:03,259 --> 00:17:04,380 Boris called me and said 393 00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:07,059 he had the most amazing opportunity for us 394 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:07,460 and that was 395 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,059 to see the inside of Ernest Hemingway's house 396 00:17:10,059 --> 00:17:11,519 it's not open to the public 397 00:17:11,579 --> 00:17:13,339 so we had to jump on it quick 398 00:17:13,339 --> 00:17:15,700 that meant my dad had to wait a little longer 399 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,559 to see John Lennon's memorial 400 00:17:17,779 --> 00:17:19,720 we're going to the Lennon memorial right now 401 00:17:19,819 --> 00:17:22,119 no right now we're heading to Hammy Way's house 402 00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:24,059 god I don't think I'm in the memorial 403 00:17:24,059 --> 00:17:25,839 I kinda look like him in these glasses 404 00:17:27,019 --> 00:17:28,960 say hello to my little glasses 405 00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:31,480 so how much do you know about Hemingway 406 00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:34,279 not a lot so here's what you need to know 407 00:17:34,299 --> 00:17:36,779 Ernest Hemingway was pretty much the rock star 408 00:17:36,779 --> 00:17:39,579 novelist of his day he wrote for whom the Bell Tolls 409 00:17:39,579 --> 00:17:42,559 the Old Man and the sea and a farewell to arms 410 00:17:42,579 --> 00:17:44,019 the thing about Hemingway was 411 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:46,299 he was a guy you wanted to hang out with 412 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,940 a real man's man he hunted big game 413 00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:51,700 he ran with the bulls he partied and he drank 414 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:54,619 and he was a major influence in American literature 415 00:17:54,619 --> 00:17:56,000 in the 20th century 416 00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:58,220 Hemingway supposedly came here for like 417 00:17:58,220 --> 00:18:00,519 a 48 hour layover and never left 418 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,500 and like bought a house here and lived here 419 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,339 wow that's cool 420 00:18:03,339 --> 00:18:05,619 his Cuban home is called Finca Bahia 421 00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:07,200 which means lookout farm 422 00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:12,660 hello hello 423 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:13,460 Hola hi 424 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,140 I'm Marcy this is my son Jack 425 00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:15,660 hi how's it going 426 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:16,220 hi Jack 427 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,420 I'm Miss Bell nice to meet you 428 00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:20,000 I'm the deputy director of Hemingway Museum 429 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,059 follow me please 430 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:21,960 OK OK 431 00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:24,079 wow yeah 432 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:26,019 how long do you have Hemingway live here 433 00:18:26,019 --> 00:18:28,460 Hemingway I live here more than 20 years 434 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:29,059 oh yeah 435 00:18:29,059 --> 00:18:33,819 he paid 18,000 and 500 for 10 acres wow yeah 436 00:18:33,819 --> 00:18:35,980 now did Hemingway hunt all these animals 437 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:36,980 the two antelopes 438 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:39,460 there were hunting by Hemingway in United States 439 00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:40,819 but the Rex are from Africa 440 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:41,619 Africa 441 00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:43,440 hey Kitty Kitty 442 00:18:45,779 --> 00:18:47,940 you don't let tours inside the house very often right 443 00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:49,420 no very unusual 444 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:52,640 only special people important personalities 445 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:56,619 do you wanna see his creation area 446 00:18:56,619 --> 00:18:58,940 sure is that actually his typewriter 447 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,599 one of them that's the royal 448 00:19:00,819 --> 00:19:03,920 he types standing up oh yeah that's the explanation 449 00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:07,099 the valuable art that we have here 450 00:19:07,099 --> 00:19:09,380 we have a Picasso that's a Picasso yeah 451 00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:11,660 wow he bought it in 1957 452 00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:15,019 yeah he paid only 150 francs in dollars 453 00:19:15,019 --> 00:19:16,660 was about $10 at that time 454 00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:18,019 but now it's priceless yeah 455 00:19:18,019 --> 00:19:18,980 because it's authentic no 456 00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:19,900 it's a Picasso yeah 457 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:21,920 yeah I have a Picasso at home 458 00:19:22,259 --> 00:19:23,799 you do yeah 459 00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:27,039 that's very worth fortunes 460 00:19:27,539 --> 00:19:28,920 when Hemingway died 461 00:19:29,019 --> 00:19:30,619 did the state take over the property 462 00:19:30,619 --> 00:19:31,779 and then turn it into a museum 463 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,380 or was it just left for a while 464 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,279 no um 465 00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:36,680 well politics complicates everything 466 00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:40,420 in 1960 Hemingway was still living here 467 00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:42,480 he make a trip to United States 468 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,440 but his intention was to come back 469 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:47,220 as you can see everything is here after the funeral 470 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,539 Mary is the last wife returned to Cuba 471 00:19:49,539 --> 00:19:51,599 she inherited everything from Hemingway 472 00:19:51,819 --> 00:19:52,940 and she communicated that 473 00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:54,819 she was coming to give things 474 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,259 according to Hemingway's wishes 475 00:19:56,259 --> 00:19:59,019 and the property for Cubans in his will 476 00:19:59,019 --> 00:20:00,339 he wanted it to donate yeah 477 00:20:00,339 --> 00:20:02,460 um that's what she communicated to us 478 00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:03,099 I mean listen 479 00:20:03,099 --> 00:20:05,980 whether he left his stuff to the government or fled 480 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,359 and the government took it 481 00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:09,500 ultimately the government got it 482 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,519 did the government own his house or is it 483 00:20:11,619 --> 00:20:14,859 well it was in his will that it was to be 484 00:20:14,859 --> 00:20:15,940 but it's having a revolution 485 00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:17,380 what does it mean 486 00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:19,559 they knew that everything in there is super valuable 487 00:20:19,579 --> 00:20:22,119 kid like a Picasso on the wall 488 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,920 this is a bathroom only for Hemingway 489 00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:26,819 what's all that his way 490 00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:28,140 do you see the scale there 491 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:31,019 yeah he check his way until he knocks on the wall 492 00:20:31,019 --> 00:20:33,720 his obsession was all the time about his weight 493 00:20:33,759 --> 00:20:34,740 and it's very funny 494 00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:37,380 because sometimes he write the day his way 495 00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:40,220 and between parenthesis after drinking lots of beers 496 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:42,960 after big lunch before drinking 497 00:20:43,819 --> 00:20:45,759 after drinks haha 498 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:48,039 you like drinking yes 499 00:20:48,579 --> 00:20:50,660 was he was he just afraid to say he was an alcoholic 500 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:51,660 I think he was yeah 501 00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:53,180 and he was a horrible depressive 502 00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:55,900 you know even though you have this impression of like 503 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,420 Hemingway's being this amazing author 504 00:20:58,420 --> 00:21:00,240 and this real man's man 505 00:21:00,299 --> 00:21:02,680 you could see that he was still really insecure 506 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:03,700 most of us are 507 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:06,059 no matter how big and bravado you look to the rest 508 00:21:06,059 --> 00:21:08,940 of the world and you're fighting a thousand wars 509 00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:10,720 the biggest battle you're fighting is yourself 510 00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:11,299 hmm I mean 511 00:21:11,299 --> 00:21:13,140 he left his Mark like John Lennon 512 00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:14,680 Paul McCartney Beatles 513 00:21:14,779 --> 00:21:16,380 it was like in a in a 514 00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:18,700 it was like a working class hero kind of a thing 515 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,660 sure was Aussie 516 00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:21,920 you wanna hear some music 517 00:21:21,940 --> 00:21:22,779 oh yeah 518 00:21:22,779 --> 00:21:23,779 okay she's an old miss 519 00:21:23,779 --> 00:21:27,200 it still works it's an authentic record player 520 00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:30,680 wow 521 00:21:31,259 --> 00:21:33,720 come and dance oh my God 522 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:35,519 oh yes 523 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:37,299 hahaha 524 00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:41,079 I was dancing with Alfie 525 00:21:43,579 --> 00:21:44,740 you know for someone who's like 526 00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:48,440 I'm not dancing you sure got your salsa on with our uh 527 00:21:48,539 --> 00:21:49,740 what are you talking about 528 00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:52,500 tour guide what are you talking about 529 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:53,880 oh yeah here we go 530 00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:57,299 ah you know what 531 00:21:57,299 --> 00:22:00,440 when having a special guest he used to ring the bell 532 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:04,660 hahaha today is for you 533 00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:07,279 thank you wow for that man 534 00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:13,079 what apple is the human name of sugar cane juice 535 00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:15,420 everything is natural 536 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:18,200 I never realized there's so much inside of sugar cane 537 00:22:18,299 --> 00:22:19,579 you wanna try try 538 00:22:19,579 --> 00:22:21,079 I'll give it a whirl very heavy 539 00:22:23,019 --> 00:22:24,920 look at the business of that man 540 00:22:29,779 --> 00:22:33,599 that's really cool how your raw sugar cane parasites 541 00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:37,019 what supposedly raw sugar cane has parasites 542 00:22:37,019 --> 00:22:39,279 thanks for telling me now you want some more 543 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,900 one thing we hadn't yet done 544 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:48,839 was eat an authentic Cuban meal 545 00:22:48,859 --> 00:22:50,880 and that was on both of our bucket lists 546 00:22:51,099 --> 00:22:53,119 Cuba's known for its rice and beans 547 00:22:53,180 --> 00:22:55,819 and the place we went supposedly had the best rice 548 00:22:55,819 --> 00:22:57,160 and beans in Cuba 549 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,400 thank you 550 00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:02,880 that is amazing 551 00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:06,940 really good I like it 552 00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:10,000 I really do like it it is pretty cool to be here 553 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,900 the food in Cuba was awesome 554 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:14,220 and like I tell you what Boris set us up right 555 00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:16,460 that guy never sent us astray 556 00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:20,059 where did we find Boris he is definitely an impresario 557 00:23:20,059 --> 00:23:20,859 he's got the man 558 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,859 he is the man and he talks like Scarface 559 00:23:23,859 --> 00:23:25,799 say hello to my little friend 560 00:23:26,819 --> 00:23:27,779 hey you eat fast 561 00:23:27,779 --> 00:23:29,299 we did you eat fast 562 00:23:29,299 --> 00:23:30,819 hahaha Barry 563 00:23:30,819 --> 00:23:32,619 so we're going to Lennon's Park tomorrow yeah 564 00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,319 we have a tribute to Lennon 565 00:23:36,779 --> 00:23:38,119 so um 566 00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:40,539 I wanna get some I wanna get some cigars alright 567 00:23:40,539 --> 00:23:40,980 don't worry about it 568 00:23:40,980 --> 00:23:42,420 we're gonna duct tape them to your body 569 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:43,980 they'll never find them on you 570 00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:46,200 keep dreaming I'm not smuggling 571 00:23:46,819 --> 00:23:48,000 keep dreaming 572 00:23:48,779 --> 00:23:50,259 around your ankles around your body 573 00:23:50,259 --> 00:23:51,819 I'll be in jail and you'll be like 574 00:23:51,819 --> 00:23:52,819 see you dad I'll be smoking 575 00:23:52,819 --> 00:23:55,240 I'll be smoking now and we'll see you in court 576 00:24:08,619 --> 00:24:09,420 off 577 00:24:09,859 --> 00:24:10,940 alright bye 578 00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:13,640 I guess we're not gonna go see John Lennon then 579 00:24:14,940 --> 00:24:16,559 I'm not coming out 580 00:24:17,579 --> 00:24:19,539 haha um alright 581 00:24:19,539 --> 00:24:20,819 I need to talk you out what 582 00:24:20,819 --> 00:24:23,019 what can I do hi 583 00:24:23,019 --> 00:24:24,019 hi hi hi 584 00:24:24,019 --> 00:24:26,619 so I know somebody like you know um 585 00:24:26,619 --> 00:24:28,099 you ready you ready 586 00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:30,420 are you where are we going today 587 00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:33,259 nothing to guard you at some point we will 588 00:24:33,259 --> 00:24:34,960 but we're gonna start the day off right 589 00:24:35,339 --> 00:24:38,299 go on John Lennon oh my God 590 00:24:38,299 --> 00:24:40,940 I'm looking forward to see now and then um 591 00:24:40,940 --> 00:24:43,480 we're gonna go to the Yellow Submarine bar oh OK 592 00:24:43,539 --> 00:24:46,140 it's better than going to like the Rolling Stones bar 593 00:24:46,140 --> 00:24:46,819 yeah OK 594 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,640 is there anyone in there no 595 00:24:56,819 --> 00:24:58,140 windy today oh 596 00:24:58,140 --> 00:25:01,079 my wig's flying off just put the roof up 597 00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:04,839 got a nail so straight up yeah 598 00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:12,480 how they got music in the old days 599 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,420 they risk their freedom you know 600 00:25:14,420 --> 00:25:17,140 it was tricky back in the old days in Cuba 601 00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:21,839 in the 60s or early 70s if you had a Beatles record 602 00:25:22,339 --> 00:25:26,339 you have warranty the entrance to any party really 603 00:25:26,339 --> 00:25:27,819 yeah okay 604 00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:29,880 here's the deal with Cuba and rock and roll 605 00:25:30,019 --> 00:25:32,920 after the Cuban Missile Crisis in 1962 606 00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:35,140 Fidel Castro outlawed rock and roll 607 00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:37,240 as the music of the enemy 608 00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:40,339 the ban was eventually lifted in 1966 609 00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:42,779 but rock and roll remained mostly underground 610 00:25:42,779 --> 00:25:45,980 and in 2,004 Fidel Castro made a speech 611 00:25:45,980 --> 00:25:48,759 honouring the one and only John Lennon 612 00:25:48,819 --> 00:25:51,480 casting Lennon as a man who was born a rebel 613 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,900 a constant victim of US harassment ah 614 00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:56,660 here's the park OK 615 00:25:56,660 --> 00:25:57,680 groovy groovy 616 00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,819 the Monument was opening 2000 617 00:26:00,819 --> 00:26:02,740 you know who attended who 618 00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:04,119 the opening Fidel 619 00:26:04,339 --> 00:26:05,059 oh did he 620 00:26:05,059 --> 00:26:08,259 yeah and that was the time where Fidel said this guy 621 00:26:08,259 --> 00:26:11,359 he was a dreamer and I think I'm a dreamer too 622 00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:18,319 here he is 623 00:26:26,819 --> 00:26:28,119 that's really cool 624 00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:30,180 cause there was a sign that that was banned 625 00:26:30,180 --> 00:26:32,799 and then you became a hero yeah 626 00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:40,640 gotta tell you 627 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:43,460 one of the highlights of the thing that we've seen 628 00:26:43,460 --> 00:26:47,259 the Lennon statue I just find it such a strange thing 629 00:26:47,259 --> 00:26:50,660 oh it was a bit strange seeing John Lennon in Havana 630 00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:51,460 yeah 631 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:57,160 I thought I seen the real thing 632 00:26:59,779 --> 00:27:01,099 when you learn the history of it 633 00:27:01,099 --> 00:27:03,940 as to why Castro put it there 634 00:27:03,940 --> 00:27:06,420 was because he was a rebel 635 00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:07,660 he was a rebel exactly 636 00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:08,380 and I think 637 00:27:08,380 --> 00:27:11,059 Castro probably liked the fact that John Lennon 638 00:27:11,059 --> 00:27:13,039 pissed off the American government 639 00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:17,619 will you team John Lennon 640 00:27:17,619 --> 00:27:19,180 or will you team Paul McCartney 641 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:20,539 both yeah 642 00:27:20,539 --> 00:27:21,940 I mean Lennon and McCartney 643 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:22,299 for me 644 00:27:22,299 --> 00:27:24,519 were two of the greatest things that ever happened 645 00:27:25,220 --> 00:27:26,880 this is my friend PJ 646 00:27:28,619 --> 00:27:30,019 across the street from the park 647 00:27:30,019 --> 00:27:32,480 was a small pub called the Yellow Submarine 648 00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:34,019 where some of Cuba's musicians 649 00:27:34,019 --> 00:27:35,539 and rock critics had gathered 650 00:27:35,539 --> 00:27:36,839 to meet my father 651 00:27:38,180 --> 00:27:42,140 we are here 3 journalist that writes about rocks 652 00:27:42,140 --> 00:27:45,380 he uh want to know relationship with Lennon 653 00:27:45,380 --> 00:27:48,380 with the Beatles if it wasn't for the Beatles 654 00:27:48,380 --> 00:27:51,099 I wouldn't be here now cause I was as a young boy 655 00:27:51,099 --> 00:27:52,940 they captured my heart and I wonder 656 00:27:52,940 --> 00:27:55,140 when I met Paul McCartney for the first time 657 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:56,819 it was like me meeting god 658 00:27:56,819 --> 00:27:58,880 you know and Lennon 659 00:27:58,940 --> 00:28:01,460 I never met Lennon I get sad when I see a 660 00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:03,119 a lot of memorial because 661 00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:05,539 a man who gives so much pleasure to so many people 662 00:28:05,539 --> 00:28:07,519 through his music it's just very sad 663 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,779 do you have a song that the name is Dreamer 664 00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:18,740 do you believe that you are Dreamer like Lennon I 665 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:21,259 I do care about the earth 666 00:28:21,259 --> 00:28:24,019 the people it would be nice if we could all get along 667 00:28:24,019 --> 00:28:26,259 you know it would be much better world I 668 00:28:26,259 --> 00:28:29,539 this is my first time in Cuba and it's fantastic 669 00:28:29,539 --> 00:28:31,680 we're really having a fun time here 670 00:28:31,940 --> 00:28:33,059 I have a I have a question for 671 00:28:33,059 --> 00:28:34,660 you know in America 672 00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:35,539 you're LED to believe oh 673 00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:37,420 there's no music here it was outlawed 674 00:28:37,420 --> 00:28:38,779 what was the music scene like 675 00:28:38,779 --> 00:28:39,660 when things were hard here 676 00:28:39,660 --> 00:28:42,599 and how were you getting music during many years 677 00:28:42,980 --> 00:28:45,740 through third persons who were traveling around 678 00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:47,819 uh huh it was the only way for years 679 00:28:47,819 --> 00:28:50,819 and the American radio leader of Arkansas 680 00:28:50,819 --> 00:28:51,339 a K a 681 00:28:51,339 --> 00:28:52,460 y station uh huh 682 00:28:52,460 --> 00:28:55,980 that the problem bakery in this 70 wow 683 00:28:55,980 --> 00:28:57,759 LED Zeppelin Black Sabbath 684 00:28:57,900 --> 00:28:59,140 guess who uh huh 685 00:28:59,140 --> 00:29:00,500 incredible the purple 686 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:03,079 we know too much about rock yeah 687 00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:08,099 and we have the honor that you are the first 688 00:29:08,099 --> 00:29:11,480 great musician that came to this place 689 00:29:13,299 --> 00:29:16,359 we are lots of bars like this around England 690 00:29:16,579 --> 00:29:18,839 when I first started but no more 691 00:29:18,859 --> 00:29:21,220 but it's good it's good that you have this 692 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:24,500 cause people can jam can they come along and play 693 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:25,359 just play 694 00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:36,019 for me it's a great honor 695 00:29:36,019 --> 00:29:38,259 to play in the presence of Ozzy Osbourne 696 00:29:38,259 --> 00:29:39,900 one of my idols for me is 697 00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:42,960 I feel a great emotion to play your music 698 00:29:44,059 --> 00:29:44,859 uh huh 699 00:29:58,940 --> 00:30:01,680 that would have been great had Runny Rose been there 700 00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:02,819 because I'm having the guy 701 00:30:02,819 --> 00:30:06,220 play on a classical guitar in a classical fashion 702 00:30:06,220 --> 00:30:07,900 would have been Runny's thing 703 00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:10,480 yeah I mean I was emotional about it 704 00:30:29,779 --> 00:30:30,920 I know you would 705 00:30:32,259 --> 00:30:35,420 you know this place is great man 706 00:30:35,420 --> 00:30:37,779 I mean I had such a good time here 707 00:30:37,779 --> 00:30:40,700 and people love music so much 708 00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:43,559 now I heard that if you got caught with certain music 709 00:30:43,779 --> 00:30:45,680 you could you could get essentially arrested 710 00:30:46,059 --> 00:30:48,039 yeah wow 711 00:30:49,019 --> 00:30:51,359 OK here out of the record 712 00:30:51,819 --> 00:30:52,980 back in the old days man 713 00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:56,200 I remember that my first record was a Tom Jones 714 00:30:56,539 --> 00:30:58,640 Tom Jones Tom Jones man 715 00:30:58,819 --> 00:31:01,500 I just recently traveled with him back to England 716 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,500 lovely man he's a great singer 717 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:04,480 I said to him one time 718 00:31:05,259 --> 00:31:06,299 I said hey Tom 719 00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:08,319 do you get on with Inglebert Humperdinck 720 00:31:09,059 --> 00:31:13,279 then he said I hate you hahaha 721 00:31:21,779 --> 00:31:23,740 I'm not late hi 722 00:31:23,740 --> 00:31:24,460 how are you sir 723 00:31:24,460 --> 00:31:25,740 um we 724 00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:27,000 well it's the last day 725 00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:27,900 we've got a lot of stuff oh 726 00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:29,180 I like the purple glasses 727 00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:31,460 purple jacket I like that blue jacket 728 00:31:31,460 --> 00:31:32,460 blue glasses ah 729 00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:34,859 it's really good so it's our last day 730 00:31:34,859 --> 00:31:36,140 we got a lot of things on the table 731 00:31:36,140 --> 00:31:38,740 but unfortunately one thing has to go 732 00:31:38,740 --> 00:31:39,779 now here the options 733 00:31:39,779 --> 00:31:41,380 and I thought we'd make a little game out of it 734 00:31:41,380 --> 00:31:42,920 here I have a uh 735 00:31:43,539 --> 00:31:47,160 a 1 CUC coin Cuban currency yeah 736 00:31:47,420 --> 00:31:49,880 although it does not have a head or a tail 737 00:31:49,980 --> 00:31:52,039 so it has a shield and a hut 738 00:31:52,180 --> 00:31:54,779 if you win we get to go to a war 739 00:31:54,779 --> 00:31:55,220 museum 740 00:31:55,220 --> 00:31:57,680 where they have a ton of Russian tanks and whatever 741 00:31:57,740 --> 00:32:01,339 and if I win we get to go to this private cigar room 742 00:32:01,339 --> 00:32:02,779 where they have some insane collection of cigars 743 00:32:02,779 --> 00:32:07,220 not cigars as well so heads or tails or okay 744 00:32:07,220 --> 00:32:09,599 you pick do you want shield or heart shield 745 00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:13,960 oh it's hot 746 00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:20,079 so guys it is alright let's go 747 00:32:27,099 --> 00:32:28,980 the cool thing about this cigar shop 748 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:32,200 is that it was located in this really cool Old Fort 749 00:32:32,299 --> 00:32:34,400 I thought my dad would really dig it 750 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,299 apparently after the revolution 751 00:32:36,299 --> 00:32:37,779 Fidel's right hand man 752 00:32:37,779 --> 00:32:41,140 Che Guevara used it as his headquarters wow 753 00:32:41,140 --> 00:32:44,039 this place is massive it doesn't end 754 00:32:45,220 --> 00:32:47,299 there's this cigar shop right up here oh 755 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:51,779 you and cigars I don't smoke cigars but it's okay 756 00:32:51,779 --> 00:32:54,319 I don't sing but I go to your shows all the time 757 00:32:54,380 --> 00:32:56,779 you and these cigars man listen 758 00:32:56,779 --> 00:32:58,059 I'm just gonna go in I wanna see 759 00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:00,759 maybe just buy one of like his home rolled ones 760 00:33:00,819 --> 00:33:02,500 and we'll go from there it's just up here 761 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:03,440 come on jump out 762 00:33:05,259 --> 00:33:06,059 it's not 763 00:33:07,940 --> 00:33:11,579 supposed to be cigars I'll end up with lung cancer 764 00:33:11,579 --> 00:33:13,019 I don't even smoke anymore 765 00:33:13,019 --> 00:33:14,160 go and try that one 766 00:33:15,259 --> 00:33:17,039 it's closed oh 767 00:33:17,099 --> 00:33:18,859 let's get the fuck out of here 768 00:33:18,859 --> 00:33:20,960 let's go back to our cell grumpy 769 00:33:21,259 --> 00:33:23,660 I'm not grumpy cigar mad 770 00:33:23,660 --> 00:33:25,619 I'm gonna come smoke a cigar in your bedroom 771 00:33:25,619 --> 00:33:27,480 thank you pay the 200 dollar fee 772 00:33:33,019 --> 00:33:35,259 I might not have cigars yet 773 00:33:35,259 --> 00:33:37,259 but for our final night in Cuba 774 00:33:37,259 --> 00:33:40,019 I did get me and my dad an authentic Cuban 775 00:33:40,019 --> 00:33:41,279 Guayabara shirt 776 00:33:42,940 --> 00:33:44,920 fuck off okay see you later 777 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:48,220 hello boy hi 778 00:33:48,220 --> 00:33:49,019 what's up 779 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:51,359 I yes I've been to the dry cleaners 780 00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:52,539 and I went to the dry cleaners 781 00:33:52,539 --> 00:33:55,339 and I brought you your shirt senior wow 782 00:33:55,339 --> 00:33:58,259 that's cool and it will go perfectly with your jacket 783 00:33:58,259 --> 00:34:01,799 absolutely son alright I'm gonna go put mine on 784 00:34:03,740 --> 00:34:04,640 it's good 785 00:34:06,579 --> 00:34:08,000 local boy now 786 00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:15,079 live it up in Cuba Cuba good boy 787 00:34:18,980 --> 00:34:22,159 there you go the boys ready 788 00:34:22,619 --> 00:34:23,760 Cuba here we come 789 00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:29,019 so this restaurant we're going to 790 00:34:29,019 --> 00:34:30,579 is supposed to be one of the best restaurants 791 00:34:30,579 --> 00:34:34,280 in Havana it looks like a house really wow 792 00:34:34,579 --> 00:34:37,320 I've got educated in five days here 793 00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:39,320 but I really like the vibe of it 794 00:34:43,659 --> 00:34:46,278 no more tears haha no more tears 795 00:34:48,898 --> 00:34:51,199 so hold on hold that is the restaurant 796 00:34:51,619 --> 00:34:55,380 this is a restaurant this is before we came to Cuba 797 00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:58,340 I searched the internet for good places to eat now 798 00:34:58,340 --> 00:34:59,940 they don't exactly have Yelp here 799 00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:01,300 so it was kind of difficult 800 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:03,699 but I found these paladar restaurants 801 00:35:03,699 --> 00:35:05,460 that people run out of their homes 802 00:35:05,460 --> 00:35:07,539 they were totally underground and illegal 803 00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:08,860 until the 1990s but 804 00:35:08,860 --> 00:35:11,659 but now they've turned into these swanky places to eat 805 00:35:11,659 --> 00:35:15,159 and the one we're headed to is supposedly awesome hello 806 00:35:15,219 --> 00:35:16,900 alright good thing go upstairs OK 807 00:35:16,900 --> 00:35:19,039 cool thank you wow 808 00:35:22,980 --> 00:35:25,400 we have to go up 4 flights of stairs what 809 00:35:25,619 --> 00:35:30,320 this is cool cool a bit this is awesome 810 00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:33,639 this is a joke 811 00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:35,780 no 812 00:35:46,699 --> 00:35:47,739 hi good evening 813 00:35:47,739 --> 00:35:49,460 welcome to lavaria thank you 814 00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:51,179 do you have any questions about the menu 815 00:35:51,179 --> 00:35:54,139 I can help you can I get the tuna tataki to start 816 00:35:54,139 --> 00:35:55,880 thank you can I get the avocado 817 00:35:57,019 --> 00:35:58,139 fantastic thank you 818 00:35:58,139 --> 00:35:59,599 what a cool vibe you know 819 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:06,800 and today we have a cold sushi with a vegetable cream 820 00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:09,619 so I hope you like it thank you very much 821 00:36:09,619 --> 00:36:10,599 and you're welcome pleasure 822 00:36:23,340 --> 00:36:25,340 as fun as it is to travel with you 823 00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:27,940 you were the worst to eat adventurous food with 824 00:36:27,940 --> 00:36:29,260 so if I don't recognize it 825 00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:31,380 I don't wanna eat it cause I've done that 826 00:36:31,380 --> 00:36:32,760 you go oh this looks nice 827 00:36:35,139 --> 00:36:36,280 it's still breathing 828 00:36:51,539 --> 00:36:53,599 is it better with hair or without hair 829 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,980 with hair it was our last night in Havana 830 00:36:57,980 --> 00:36:59,960 and we had an awesome Cuban meal 831 00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:08,400 or at least I thought so I'm not crazy man 832 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:08,659 and 833 00:37:08,659 --> 00:37:11,480 I wanted to cap the night off with some salsa dancing 834 00:37:11,579 --> 00:37:16,280 but convincing my dad was more of a tango I kill you 835 00:37:18,219 --> 00:37:19,559 I kill you 836 00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:22,039 we're gonna go somewhere really fun after this 837 00:37:22,099 --> 00:37:24,019 I'm not fucking dancing no 838 00:37:24,019 --> 00:37:24,840 how about 839 00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:27,800 we go to a place where people might be dancing 840 00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:30,280 yeah and if they are dancing 841 00:37:30,679 --> 00:37:32,960 we watch and if all of a sudden 842 00:37:33,260 --> 00:37:34,840 the rhythm of the music 843 00:37:35,219 --> 00:37:37,239 starts to take control of your hips 844 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,079 no thank you 845 00:37:39,780 --> 00:37:42,880 get control of my feet and I'll walk out the door 846 00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:49,039 it tastes like that 847 00:37:50,340 --> 00:37:53,119 is probably one of the greatest desserts I've ever had 848 00:37:53,219 --> 00:37:54,960 good you can have one for now 849 00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:57,260 just a little bit then then then no 850 00:37:57,260 --> 00:37:58,059 no no 851 00:37:58,059 --> 00:37:59,380 you're gonna work that off on the dance floor 852 00:37:59,380 --> 00:38:02,059 I don't want to listen out of the two of us 853 00:38:02,059 --> 00:38:04,579 you're the most musical for one yes 854 00:38:04,579 --> 00:38:05,739 yes you dance on stage 855 00:38:05,739 --> 00:38:07,340 you can dance you dance on stage no 856 00:38:07,340 --> 00:38:09,719 I don't yes you do I jump around like a 857 00:38:11,420 --> 00:38:14,780 hey hey all dancing is is jumping around like a alright 858 00:38:14,780 --> 00:38:15,980 if you want if you want dance with me 859 00:38:15,980 --> 00:38:18,920 just have a little bit I'm not dancing okay 860 00:38:22,139 --> 00:38:25,980 you wanna you you you are full of alright yeah 861 00:38:25,980 --> 00:38:26,900 OK fine OK 862 00:38:26,900 --> 00:38:29,599 that's fine I found the food quite exquisite 863 00:38:30,139 --> 00:38:30,940 oh good for you 864 00:38:30,940 --> 00:38:32,059 you can have mine next time 865 00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:33,800 I think I actually did have some of yours 866 00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:36,440 this is an unbelievable restaurant 867 00:38:36,739 --> 00:38:37,980 I was full from dinner 868 00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:41,079 and I knew I wasn't going to get my dad to go dancing 869 00:38:41,139 --> 00:38:43,019 so I had thought we would end the night 870 00:38:43,019 --> 00:38:44,760 doing what he wanted to do 871 00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:52,760 it's American GIS against Nazi killers 872 00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:55,920 in a fight to the death 873 00:38:59,099 --> 00:39:01,639 Allied forces storm the fatherland 874 00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:04,980 I love that we go all the way to Cuba 875 00:39:04,980 --> 00:39:06,940 and you still find time to watch some World War 876 00:39:06,940 --> 00:39:08,679 2 documentaries I'm obsessed with it 877 00:39:12,420 --> 00:39:15,000 so we were flying out in a matter of hours 878 00:39:15,099 --> 00:39:17,360 but I was determined to get my cigars 879 00:39:17,619 --> 00:39:18,739 someone at the hotel 880 00:39:18,739 --> 00:39:21,119 told me how to get some black market cigars 881 00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:25,920 it was my last chance to get some and I had to risk it 882 00:39:26,219 --> 00:39:28,579 part of my excitement about coming to Cuba 883 00:39:28,579 --> 00:39:29,800 is for the cigars 884 00:39:31,340 --> 00:39:32,699 we're in Old Town right now 885 00:39:32,699 --> 00:39:35,659 and supposedly there's this thing called cooperative 886 00:39:35,659 --> 00:39:37,579 where people who've worked at cigar factories 887 00:39:37,579 --> 00:39:39,619 for 20 years sell you cigars for like 888 00:39:39,619 --> 00:39:42,820 50% off and what I hear people come up and be like hey 889 00:39:42,820 --> 00:39:44,440 you know you want cigars you want cigar 890 00:39:45,940 --> 00:39:46,760 tobacco 891 00:39:50,019 --> 00:39:52,039 I'm saying tobacco tobacco 892 00:39:52,219 --> 00:39:53,019 tobacco 893 00:39:54,139 --> 00:39:55,099 OK hey 894 00:39:55,099 --> 00:39:58,920 no no Hola uh 895 00:39:59,699 --> 00:40:02,300 can't see tobacco oh uh 896 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:03,099 yes uh 897 00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:06,099 go to the the the left uh huh 898 00:40:06,099 --> 00:40:09,199 on the right hey where are you in 899 00:40:09,260 --> 00:40:10,980 mmm hmm I'll find them there 900 00:40:10,980 --> 00:40:11,739 yes ah 901 00:40:11,739 --> 00:40:13,619 mucho Gracias mucho Gracias ah 902 00:40:13,619 --> 00:40:15,480 I'll give you one of these haha 903 00:40:15,659 --> 00:40:16,460 haha 904 00:40:16,699 --> 00:40:18,539 a consity tobacco tobacco 905 00:40:18,539 --> 00:40:19,400 I don't know don't know don't know 906 00:40:21,179 --> 00:40:21,860 well behold 907 00:40:21,860 --> 00:40:23,380 I got told to go into this building 908 00:40:23,380 --> 00:40:25,019 and took me around a corner 909 00:40:25,019 --> 00:40:26,380 and I bought some cigars 910 00:40:26,380 --> 00:40:27,800 I pulled them out of an air vent 911 00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:28,920 we're in luck 912 00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:31,320 the eagle has landed 913 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:34,579 Ola hi Zack 914 00:40:34,579 --> 00:40:35,980 how you doing I'm alright 915 00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:37,260 I'm gonna put these are you ready for 916 00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:38,500 I'm gonna put these in your luggage 917 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,659 what are they nothing what 918 00:40:40,659 --> 00:40:41,780 don't worry about it but what 919 00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:43,099 what you mean don't worry 920 00:40:43,099 --> 00:40:44,860 what the fuck is it don't worry about it 921 00:40:44,860 --> 00:40:47,920 it's fine if they ask you tell them that they're yours 922 00:40:48,659 --> 00:40:50,900 but what are they don't worry about it 923 00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:52,579 are you still listening 924 00:40:52,579 --> 00:40:57,960 I found it's high grade industrial quality cigars 925 00:40:58,820 --> 00:40:59,619 are they 926 00:41:00,659 --> 00:41:02,360 illegal shh 927 00:41:03,820 --> 00:41:05,099 if it's a cigar I don't want to take it 928 00:41:05,099 --> 00:41:08,039 I don't smoke it I'm not lying for you 929 00:41:08,739 --> 00:41:10,980 I wish you'd ask me before you do these things 930 00:41:10,980 --> 00:41:14,280 you said yes but I don't wanna be a smuggler 931 00:41:16,219 --> 00:41:19,760 well all in all I smoke in the air 932 00:41:21,860 --> 00:41:23,679 Cuba was a hit 933 00:41:24,460 --> 00:41:26,320 fuck off with that thing in my house 934 00:41:27,260 --> 00:41:30,360 what the fuck is that oh I'm out of here 935 00:41:32,019 --> 00:41:35,840 bye mum Jack's smoking cigar 66634

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.