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(TurboScribe.ai tarafından transkribe edilmiştir. Bu mesajı kaldırmak için Sınırsıza Yükselt.) Yo, Stepsis, quick announcement, boys night is on!
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What are you doing?
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What's going on?
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Hey, I'm just messing with you.
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Why would you do that?
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Because it's funny.
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That's funny?
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I think so.
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You're silent, aren't you?
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No, I'm not.
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But I'm trying to get ready for bed.
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Well, get ready then.
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But just so you know, the boys are
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coming over tonight, so we're going to be
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rowdy all night.
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We're going to have wings, pizza, tits, everything.
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Just don't be too loud.
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So we're going to be super loud, so
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you better just put your earmuffs on and
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come hang out with us.
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I mean, come on, you sure you don't
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want to watch the game with us?
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I guess I will.
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It'll be fun.
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It'll definitely help with the ratio, but it's
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going to be way more guys than girls.
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You better not be annoying the whole time
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at the game either while we're watching.
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I want the one that's too loud with
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their friends.
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Well, come on, we're going to be cheering
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for the game.
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It's going to be funny.
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Come on.
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Like step-sisters do.
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Whatever.
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You going to cook us dinner?
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We really need a girl to cook for
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us.
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Why would I do that?
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Because, I said.
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You can't just buy food.
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No, you need to cook.
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Come on, there's stuff in the fridge.
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Mom said you had to help around the
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house.
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I don't know where my friends are at.
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They should be here any minute, shouldn't they?
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I hope my team wins tonight.
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I put a huge bet on them.
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Who?
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Who?
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New York, of course.
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Can you read New York?
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I don't know.
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You and your friends better not
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be making too much sound.
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I have to work in the morning.
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Don't worry about your work, dude.
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You can call it off if you have
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to.
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We're going to be having a good time.
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It's a huge game.
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It's the most important game of the year.
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Who cares?
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I care.
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Just last year, this team beat us in
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the playoffs.
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I could not have that shit happen again.
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I can't believe you watch all that stuff.
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Why wouldn't I?
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It's awesome.
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It's awesome.
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How long until they get here?
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They should be here any minute.
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I don't know.
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The game starts here real soon.
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You better hurry up and get ready.
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You don't have all night messing around.
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Who's ready to act a fool?
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Oh, you already know what it is.
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You ready?
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Hurry up and get ready.
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Come on.
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Alright, I guess.
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I have to brush my teeth again.
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That means you.
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Please, come on.
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Did you see him catch that fucking ball?
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Yeah, that was crazy.
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I don't know how he caught that.
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I don't know how he caught that.
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They're so aggressive.
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This game got some more attention than my
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parents' divorce.
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Alright, dude.
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By the way, how's your mom doing?
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She needs some company.
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Stay out of my way, bro.
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Bro, who fucking cares?
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Did you see that pass?
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That was an interception.
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Guys, what the fuck?
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There's a mess everywhere.
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And you guys are being way too loud.
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This is the best game of the season.
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I don't even know what's going on.
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Just sit down and watch the game.
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Can't you just enjoy some stuff sometimes?
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Relax.
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You guys are being way too loud.
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We're supposed to be loud.
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That's how it works.
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Have you ever watched sports before?
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No, I don't watch sports.
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Do I look like I watch sports?
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I feel like you should watch sports.
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I don't know what you're thinking about.
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I'm not.
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This is not fun.
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For who is this for?
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Dude, what are you fucking thinking?
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Come on.
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You just dropped that ball.
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Did you see that?
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You said earlier you wanted to watch the
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game.
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Nah, I think I changed my mind.
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Why did you say that?
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Because you guys are yelling.
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I'm trying to go to sleep.
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You're not a coward.
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I will explain it to you a little
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bit.
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Basically, what you have to do is...
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Do you see those guys right there?
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Okay.
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Basically, they're trying to get those dudes to
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get past them.
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Once they do, they score.
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That's the whole thing.
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Do you get it?
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Are you following?
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You see on the end where the logo
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is?
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That's the zone they have to get it
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into.
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It's called a touchdown.
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Have you ever heard of that?
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Everyone's heard of a touchdown.
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Alright, I'm just saying.
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Do you know how many points it is?
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I'll tell you.
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It's six points.
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Then they do the extra kick to try
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and get another point.
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It's like a freebie.
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They can go for two.
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So you have to think about that too.
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Extra point.
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The more points, the better.
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I'm telling you.
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I'm sending it.
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This makes no sense.
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No way, dude.
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You take the point.
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You don't fucking go for two.
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That shit can make a difference, man.
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Oh my gosh.
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It's all about the Hail Marys and those
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safety players.
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What's been going on?
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The team's about to win right now.
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How long have you guys been watching this?
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It's been a while, honestly.
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Dude, they need to step up their running
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game, man.
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They keep throwing the ball missing.
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I'm trying to see how my boys are
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hooping, though.
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Yeah?
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Should we switch it over?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Yeah, it's about to be a commercial news.
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Balls and stuff.
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Definitely calling a timeout before halftime.
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Oh, God.
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Man, this game's over.
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Come on.
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I want to see how the basketball game's
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looking.
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It's the playoffs right now.
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Bro, look how many fouls and calls.
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These refs suck.
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How do they know what to call?
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Because it's their job.
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What do you mean, how do they know
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what to call?
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You didn't see that guy attack that dude?
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That's obviously a foul.
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You can't be doing that.
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It depends on which team paid the ref
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off.
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That part, too.
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This stuff's rigged.
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That's why my team never wins.
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These bullshit foul calls, man.
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You guys aren't even cheering for the same
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team?
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No, that's the whole point.
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We have rivalries.
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Yeah, fuck New York, bro.
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It's all about LA.
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Say something about New York.
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Bro, I'll fucking say it all day.
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Y'all always got something to say about
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New York.
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LA is the fucking king.
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That's what's up.
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I always kick you guys' ass.
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I hate them, too.
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I hate them, too.
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Bro, you can't catch a pass to save
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his life.
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You guys are about to lose right now?
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Yeah, yeah, for real.
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Oh, my God.
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Just you wait.
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Just wait.
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This dumbass ref's got to call another bad
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call.
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No, bro, you don't want to fucking bet
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on your ass.
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I'm pretty confident.
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Yeah, bro.
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Let's put our money down on the game.
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How much money you got?
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How much money you got?
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$20.
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$20?
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$2.50. Are you guys betting right now?
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I've got $100.
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Are you guys betting?
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A fucking $100.
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I'm not that confident, man.
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You don't even have $100, bro.
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I don't need $100 because it's a lot.
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Oh, my God.
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Fucking handing out IOUs over here, bro?
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Nah.
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Bro, come on.
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Ready to see your step-bro lose some
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money?
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Yeah, take his money.
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I don't care.
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Right?
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You don't care?
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Why would I care about your money?
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Oh, damn.
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Did you see him sink that three, though?
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah, dude.
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Okay, bro.
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This is the best game ever.
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Gosh, man.
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That's some free throws right there.
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Fuck yeah.
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Get it in there, bro.
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Shit.
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So you having fun watching the game, sis?
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You get it?
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I said I'll get it, but I guess.
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Come on, now.
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We've been trying our best to explain it
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to you.
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You know where the three-point line is?
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Do you even know who's winning?
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No, I don't even know who's playing.
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The score's right there on the bottom.
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You see that?
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Gotta watch that time.
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We're almost getting into halftime right now.
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And that's when they usually have games.
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So it's almost done?
285
00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:50,980
No, the halftime is almost done.
286
00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:52,400
Halfway there.
287
00:10:55,260 --> 00:10:57,400
Unless it's hockey, then there's three periods.
288
00:10:58,140 --> 00:10:59,100
Oh, my God.
289
00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,820
Don't get me started on that nonsense.
290
00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,580
Fucking love hockey, bro.
291
00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,100
Watch them beat the fuck out of each
292
00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:04,320
other.
293
00:11:04,420 --> 00:11:05,180
It's just the best.
294
00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:08,180
I mean, it's cool, but that's what even
295
00:11:08,180 --> 00:11:10,020
I don't get sometimes, man.
296
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,960
They got so many weird little situations.
297
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:13,480
Oh, dude.
298
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,300
There's a drink over here?
299
00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:14,780
I'm thirsty.
300
00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:16,160
Not gonna lie, though.
301
00:11:16,220 --> 00:11:17,860
With hockey, I'm a Vegas fan.
302
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:18,440
Fuck LA.
303
00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:20,540
What?
304
00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,240
You guys are still talking about this?
305
00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,460
Fuck yeah, we're still talking about this.
306
00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:28,760
The fucking game's on.
307
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:31,000
What could be possibly more important than watching
308
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:31,420
the game?
309
00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:33,940
Living your life, maybe?
310
00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:36,300
Bro, if I'm not getting my dick wet,
311
00:11:36,420 --> 00:11:38,000
I'm watching fucking sports.
312
00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:38,480
All right?
313
00:11:38,540 --> 00:11:40,320
That's the only thing that matters in life.
314
00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:41,940
It's best when you're doing both, man.
315
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:42,900
That's for sure.
316
00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:44,540
Right?
317
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:45,680
That would be the day.
318
00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:50,560
Yeah, man.
319
00:11:50,780 --> 00:11:51,780
It's a good game, though.
320
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:52,640
It really is.
321
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:53,340
It's a really good one.
322
00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:54,680
Are we gonna put it back in the
323
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:55,520
football game, man?
324
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:56,680
Let's see.
325
00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:57,680
All right, all right.
326
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,500
You guys are switching?
327
00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:00,900
Something like that.
328
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,320
What, were you getting invested in the basketball
329
00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:03,180
game just now?
330
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:03,720
Yeah, I was.
331
00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:04,980
Come on, dude.
332
00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:06,040
Let's watch the game.
333
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:06,800
Look.
334
00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:10,260
What the fuck the commercial video is?
335
00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,180
Bro, check out that Hail Mary.
336
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:18,220
Damn.
337
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:19,080
Shit.
338
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:20,820
Is he really gonna go?
339
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,340
He's got some glue on them gloves.
340
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,600
He's been catching everything this game, huh?
341
00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:25,480
What?
342
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,260
Better than the other team, man.
343
00:12:27,260 --> 00:12:28,860
That guy can't catch a pass to save.
344
00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:29,600
For real, dude.
345
00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:30,480
They suck.
346
00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,420
The quarterback sucks right now.
347
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,420
He's about to throw up the interception.
348
00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:35,000
Yeah, for real.
349
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:35,760
Like, come on.
350
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:37,560
Put the second string in or something.
351
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,020
Yeah.
352
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,520
Dude, come on.
353
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,720
What are you thinking?
354
00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:50,660
Go, go, go!
355
00:12:51,060 --> 00:12:51,460
Come on.
356
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:54,760
Come on.
357
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:54,880
Come on.
358
00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:00,340
Are they really about to kick a field
359
00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:00,880
goal right now?
360
00:13:01,060 --> 00:13:02,080
Fucking pussies.
361
00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:02,840
Yeah, dude, for real.
362
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,620
Like, they could definitely make that conversion.
363
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,400
They could easily convert that.
364
00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:12,930
What?
365
00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:14,510
And he fucking missed it.
366
00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:16,790
Oh, that dude's trash.
367
00:13:19,510 --> 00:13:23,530
Alright, so if it's- Explain it.
368
00:13:23,610 --> 00:13:26,730
If it's fourth down, they can kick a
369
00:13:26,730 --> 00:13:28,250
field goal if they're close enough and they
370
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:30,010
think they can make it, right?
371
00:13:30,150 --> 00:13:31,670
Because otherwise they get a point in the
372
00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:31,930
ball.
373
00:13:35,870 --> 00:13:37,990
I can't let him get that fucking-
374
00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:39,710
I'm gonna stop.
375
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,170
And also, the living room's a mess, so
376
00:13:42,170 --> 00:13:43,430
make sure you clean up after this.
377
00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:44,390
I didn't clean up.
378
00:13:45,030 --> 00:13:46,110
Mom said you have to.
379
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:46,950
No, I didn't.
380
00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:48,010
Yes, you did.
381
00:13:48,190 --> 00:13:48,470
Mm-mm.
382
00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:50,350
And it's your friends.
383
00:13:50,770 --> 00:13:52,550
Yeah, but you're so much better at cleaning.
384
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,890
Yeah, girls are so much better at cleaning.
385
00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:55,550
Come on.
386
00:13:56,430 --> 00:13:58,530
And you know where stuff goes?
387
00:13:58,770 --> 00:14:00,770
Like, I don't even know which cabinet the
388
00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:01,430
cups go in.
389
00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:02,150
Yeah, for real.
390
00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:03,690
I mean, it's not my house, but still.
391
00:14:05,790 --> 00:14:07,490
Well, I mean, you know where cups go,
392
00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:07,970
don't you?
393
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:09,070
No.
394
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:10,710
I know where the ball goes.
395
00:14:11,190 --> 00:14:12,250
I'm here all the time and I don't
396
00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:12,870
even know where they go.
397
00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:13,610
Yeah, bro, seriously.
398
00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:16,090
I thought that's my mom's job to know
399
00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:16,770
where the cups went.
400
00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:20,450
That's not liable.
401
00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:22,090
Wait, what'd you say?
402
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,150
I'm sorry, I couldn't understand you.
403
00:14:25,270 --> 00:14:26,210
What'd you just say?
404
00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:29,030
One more time?
405
00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:31,610
No.
406
00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:32,150
No.
407
00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:34,430
I'm not cleaning that.
408
00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:35,250
That's all I'm saying.
409
00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:36,250
You're not cleaning that.
410
00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:38,170
Come on, take one for the team.
411
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:38,610
I didn't.
412
00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:39,610
Yeah.
413
00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:40,770
Take two for the team.
414
00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:41,710
I didn't make that.
415
00:14:41,790 --> 00:14:42,170
Fuck.
416
00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:46,950
Dude, dude, come on.
417
00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:47,790
Yeah, come on.
418
00:14:47,810 --> 00:14:48,790
You're distracting me from the game.
419
00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:50,410
I fucking love this game, dude.
420
00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:52,290
Yeah, this is a good, close game, too.
421
00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:58,220
Can't believe we missed that field goal, though.
422
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:58,640
What?
423
00:14:58,980 --> 00:14:59,760
For real, how'd you miss it?
424
00:14:59,780 --> 00:15:00,420
It must be right here.
425
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:01,940
I would've put us on top, man.
426
00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:04,040
Maybe we should've went for the two.
427
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:06,240
Honestly, come on, now.
428
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:07,580
I see no effort.
429
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,260
They have no clutch in there.
430
00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:11,300
Right.
431
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,080
It's all about these clutch plays.
432
00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:22,160
Dropping the fucking ball when it really matters?
433
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:22,900
Come on, man.
434
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,360
Yeah, seriously, you gotta hold on to that
435
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:24,580
shit.
436
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:25,660
That's a fun one.
437
00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,820
You paid millions of dollars, and then they
438
00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:28,040
fucking...
439
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:28,300
Yeah, for real.
440
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:29,720
If I was out there, I'd be holding
441
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,200
on to it.
442
00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:30,480
Yeah.
443
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:33,820
Got some sticky fingers.
444
00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:42,590
Come on, man.
445
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:44,910
Yo, after this game, we should go out
446
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:45,770
and play some basketball.
447
00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:46,530
I'd kick y'all's ass.
448
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:46,890
Yeah.
449
00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:48,650
That's a great idea.
450
00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:50,450
You know, when I tapped you, bro.
451
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,290
I'm on a lead from deep, bro.
452
00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:53,470
I cannot miss.
453
00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:54,710
Yeah, dude.
454
00:15:55,110 --> 00:15:55,490
Hell yeah.
455
00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:57,110
I'm catching you in the paint, bro.
456
00:15:57,730 --> 00:15:59,470
It stops all day and rebounds.
457
00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:02,330
What the...
458
00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:04,370
What, are you guys inspired to play sports
459
00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:04,690
now?
460
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:05,710
Hell yeah.
461
00:16:05,890 --> 00:16:06,690
That's exactly what we're talking about.
462
00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:07,170
Nope.
463
00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:08,430
Oh my gosh.
464
00:16:10,350 --> 00:16:12,090
Honestly, that's the best way to learn.
465
00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:13,690
You just gotta do it yourself.
466
00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:15,310
Just learn by doing, right, bro?
467
00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:15,770
Get active.
468
00:16:15,910 --> 00:16:16,390
Hell yeah.
469
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,990
Just get out there and get it done.
470
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,780
Bro, he's gonna take that one home.
471
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:26,320
Hell yeah.
472
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,260
Oh, did you see him break that tackle?
473
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:29,820
Shit.
474
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:30,800
What?
475
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:31,300
Yes.
476
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:32,720
You missed that?
477
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,460
That guy's a fucking king.
478
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,300
I blinked, bro.
479
00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:37,220
God damn it.
480
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:38,960
Yeah, bro.
481
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:39,540
Don't blink.
482
00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:40,360
Damn, bro.
483
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:44,980
Wow.
484
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:50,680
Whatever.
485
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:54,440
I guess I'm gonna have to wait next
486
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,460
year.
487
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,680
Yeah, because your team fucking sucks, bro.
488
00:16:58,820 --> 00:16:58,940
Yeah.
489
00:16:59,220 --> 00:16:59,420
Yeah.
490
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:00,900
Diehard fan.
491
00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:01,780
But hey.
492
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,500
Hey, you gotta be loyal, though.
493
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:04,060
You know?
494
00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:04,760
To the sun.
495
00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:06,940
Because, like, it's not gonna be good all
496
00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:07,619
the time, you know?
497
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,599
Don't want to be a bandwagon fucking fan.
498
00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:12,079
Nothing worse than that.
499
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,480
I can't even remember the last time my
500
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:14,300
team won a championship.
501
00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:15,960
Hey, New York's always fucking good.
502
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,079
Hey, bro, LA's always good.
503
00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:19,500
Get the fuck out of here.
504
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,420
We spend way more money than yours.
505
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,020
Everybody loves LA.
506
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,440
Gotta give love to Vegas, too, though.
507
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,720
It's pretty much just a West Coast thing.
508
00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:35,080
Yeah?
509
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:36,480
Fuck yeah.
510
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:36,740
That's true.
511
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,020
All the best sports teams aren't out here.
512
00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:42,400
West Coast is the best coast.
513
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:42,860
Shit.
514
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,360
I will not.
515
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,020
As long as my boy has the ball,
516
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:54,560
dude.
517
00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:54,800
Shit!
518
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:56,020
Yes!
519
00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:59,000
I don't want to watch this anymore, man.
520
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:01,400
Aw, don't be sour, bro.
521
00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:02,620
Switch this, man.
522
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:04,940
All right, all right, all right.
523
00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:05,560
Hold up, hold up.
524
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:06,180
It's almost sports.
525
00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:07,220
We'll go back to basketball.
526
00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:08,620
This shit is unreal.
527
00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:12,340
Man.
528
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:15,300
I don't know why they put me through
529
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:15,980
this every year.
530
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,040
Okay.
531
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:17,920
Right.
532
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,300
Yo, bro, if I was you, I would
533
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:20,440
just quit cheering for them.
534
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:20,920
Yeah.
535
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,580
Just give it up.
536
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,280
Just throw in the towel, bro.
537
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,320
Just throw it in.
538
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,450
We gotta go to a game soon, right?
539
00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:38,630
That would be great, man.
540
00:18:38,630 --> 00:18:39,490
That's a good idea.
541
00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:40,910
You guys are down.
542
00:18:41,030 --> 00:18:43,170
That would be a lot of fun.
543
00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:43,970
That's for sure.
544
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:45,930
Should we be boys night or should we
545
00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:46,390
bring a girl?
546
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,010
Do you want to go?
547
00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:49,750
We should find some chicks there.
548
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,530
I don't want to go.
549
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:52,810
Why don't you want to go?
550
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:53,190
Come on.
551
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:53,910
Are you having fun?
552
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,450
You're learning a lot right now.
553
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:57,490
You look like you're having a lot of
554
00:18:57,490 --> 00:18:58,010
fun, sis.
555
00:18:58,550 --> 00:18:59,430
Come on, now.
556
00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:00,970
You can't lie.
557
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,210
It sounds like you're learning a lot.
558
00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:05,130
You like hanging out with the boys.
559
00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:07,170
No, you guys are way too loud.
560
00:19:07,490 --> 00:19:09,250
And I really should be going to sleep.
561
00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:11,110
I have stuff to do in the morning.
562
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:11,790
What the fuck?
563
00:19:12,810 --> 00:19:13,770
Oh, my God.
564
00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:15,090
You're so lame.
565
00:19:15,310 --> 00:19:15,810
What's this?
566
00:19:15,970 --> 00:19:16,950
Sleep right now.
567
00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:18,630
We still got a couple more games to
568
00:19:18,630 --> 00:19:18,870
watch.
569
00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:19,590
Come on.
570
00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:21,910
What are you, a morning person?
571
00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:23,570
Shit, fuck that.
572
00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:24,750
Stay up all night and have fun.
573
00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:27,790
You're too responsible.
574
00:19:29,150 --> 00:19:30,170
Live a little bit.
575
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,190
Yeah, come on.
576
00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:33,710
You don't even know what's happening.
577
00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:35,330
No?
578
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:46,140
Yeah, she'll come around.
579
00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:51,860
We'll just keep making you watch these games
580
00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:52,920
until you understand.
581
00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:55,600
There's games every day.
582
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:56,360
Yeah.
583
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,820
It's the right time of year.
584
00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:13,570
Yeah, I was so happy when baseball started
585
00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:13,950
again.
586
00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:15,070
Fuck, yeah.
587
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:15,810
Oh, my gosh.
588
00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:16,610
Yeah, for real.
589
00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:17,470
I thought I was going to die.
590
00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:19,810
That's one thing I'm happy about for sure,
591
00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:21,190
because I think my team's going to win
592
00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:22,390
the championship again.
593
00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:22,510
Again.
594
00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:23,990
Again.
595
00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:27,130
Hey, you know it's going to the World
596
00:20:27,130 --> 00:20:27,810
Series again.
597
00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:28,290
Shit.
598
00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:29,290
That repeat.
599
00:20:32,050 --> 00:20:33,750
But yeah, open season was pretty good.
600
00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:34,450
Yeah.
601
00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:36,570
Oh, my gosh.
602
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:37,470
Spring training.
603
00:20:37,730 --> 00:20:38,450
Yes, sir.
604
00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:40,770
Did you see who we picked up on
605
00:20:40,770 --> 00:20:41,290
the deadline?
606
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:42,230
We got some new players.
607
00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:43,030
Yes, sir.
608
00:20:43,050 --> 00:20:44,750
Looks like some new young guys for sure.
609
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:45,010
Yeah.
610
00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:50,350
We got the number one first draft pick.
611
00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:51,550
You guys sound gay.
612
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,590
Yeah, that's because you guys sucked so bad
613
00:20:53,590 --> 00:20:54,350
last year.
614
00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:54,850
Fuck.
615
00:20:55,510 --> 00:20:56,670
We're going to win the championship.
616
00:20:56,870 --> 00:20:58,370
Hey, we're going to buy our way to
617
00:20:58,370 --> 00:20:58,830
the top.
618
00:20:59,070 --> 00:21:00,210
Like, real fucking G.
619
00:21:00,810 --> 00:21:03,130
I always told girls to love guys who
620
00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:04,950
play sports and love sports.
621
00:21:05,550 --> 00:21:06,450
Not all the time.
622
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,130
Not all the time?
623
00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:08,950
Not all the time.
624
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:13,750
I guess they love it when we play,
625
00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:15,110
just not when we talk about it.
626
00:21:15,290 --> 00:21:15,590
Nope.
627
00:21:16,450 --> 00:21:17,150
What was that?
628
00:21:17,830 --> 00:21:18,170
Nope.
629
00:21:19,350 --> 00:21:20,070
Oh, yeah.
630
00:21:20,090 --> 00:21:21,710
No, I completely understand.
631
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:25,770
She gets it.
632
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:26,810
Just give us some more time.
633
00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:27,630
You'll come around.
634
00:21:27,930 --> 00:21:29,090
Yeah, you'll start enjoying sports.
635
00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:29,490
Yeah.
636
00:21:30,410 --> 00:21:31,770
It'll take me a while to get it
637
00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:31,910
to.
638
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:33,890
I mean, it sounds like you're starting to
639
00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:34,350
get it.
640
00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:36,450
It does it?
641
00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:37,110
Yeah.
642
00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:37,570
Yeah.
643
00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:40,630
100%.
644
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:44,930
Oh, dude.
645
00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:46,170
I think we got this game in the
646
00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:46,730
bag.
647
00:21:47,350 --> 00:21:47,790
Yes.
648
00:21:48,190 --> 00:21:48,630
Bro.
649
00:21:49,290 --> 00:21:49,730
Fuck.
650
00:21:50,670 --> 00:21:51,630
Oh, my God.
651
00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:52,550
Did you see that?
652
00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:53,590
We won again.
653
00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:54,550
Hell, yeah.
654
00:21:54,670 --> 00:21:55,870
They're on a hot streak right now.
655
00:21:56,030 --> 00:21:56,830
Fucking A.
656
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,070
I don't know who's going to stop them.
657
00:22:00,270 --> 00:22:00,710
Nobody.
658
00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:05,350
Taking us all the way to the championship.
659
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:06,550
Oh, yeah.
660
00:22:09,470 --> 00:22:10,650
I think we're going to go on a
661
00:22:10,650 --> 00:22:11,070
fat run.
662
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:12,830
A fat run?
663
00:22:13,390 --> 00:22:14,050
Mm-hmm.
664
00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:16,290
Obviously, that just means you win.
665
00:22:16,430 --> 00:22:17,570
Or is it a tight run?
666
00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:19,830
Yo, are the fights on after this?
667
00:22:20,110 --> 00:22:22,070
Oh, that's a great idea, bros.
668
00:22:22,130 --> 00:22:23,090
What's the fight?
669
00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:25,190
Hell, yeah.
670
00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:27,610
I want to see someone get stomped.
671
00:22:28,230 --> 00:22:29,450
Today's a great day, man.
672
00:22:29,590 --> 00:22:30,370
It really is.
673
00:22:34,340 --> 00:22:37,260
Is it a rematch between freaking what's-his
674
00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:37,620
-face?
675
00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:39,500
Trying to get the belt back?
676
00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:40,500
I forgot, man.
677
00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:43,420
I don't know, man.
678
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,400
I don't think he's going to win.
679
00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:46,520
He's going to win, bro.
680
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,040
He's been training his ass off.
681
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,040
Did you see his training camp video last
682
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:50,140
week?
683
00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:51,680
Dude, he's undefeated, man.
684
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:52,760
This is not going to happen.
685
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:53,760
There's no fucking way.
686
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,040
It's just a publicity stunt.
687
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,280
He's my favorite fighter.
688
00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:57,320
I think he's going to win.
689
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,820
You know he probably dropped some money on
690
00:22:58,820 --> 00:23:00,420
the game, though, motherfuckers living in Vegas.
691
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,600
Hell, yeah.
692
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:06,400
What a game.
693
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:07,520
Yeah, for real, bro.
694
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:08,460
Throw the fights on.
695
00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:09,540
Yeah, dude.
696
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,540
I'm so excited.
697
00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:10,880
Let's go.
698
00:23:11,380 --> 00:23:12,060
Hell, yeah.
699
00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:13,900
Dude, this night's going to go on forever.
700
00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:15,240
Want to watch some fights with us?
701
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:15,540
Yeah.
702
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,420
Fuck yeah.
703
00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:18,560
There's no way.
704
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:19,200
What?
705
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:20,600
Come on.
706
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:21,820
You don't know what's going on.
707
00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:22,660
Where are you going?
708
00:23:22,740 --> 00:23:23,660
I have to go to sleep.
709
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:24,620
Go to sleep?
710
00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:26,000
I have stuff to do tomorrow.
711
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,120
Don't forget to clean this shit up.
712
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:28,240
Fucking lame.
713
00:23:28,460 --> 00:23:28,820
It's a Saturday.
714
00:23:28,820 --> 00:23:29,860
You better do that, Oprah.
715
00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:30,460
I'm telling mom.
716
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:30,820
Yeah.
717
00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:31,340
Hey.
718
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,180
Are you kidding me?
719
00:23:33,420 --> 00:23:34,040
I'm telling mom.
720
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:34,860
She's going to be mad.
721
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:35,520
Don't be like that.
722
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,320
It's going to be in the morning.
723
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,320
It's going to be right here.
724
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:38,840
It's going to be right there.
725
00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:39,740
Listen up.
726
00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:41,760
We're going to be loud.
727
00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:42,460
Whatever, bro.
728
00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:43,300
Definitely going to be loud.
729
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:44,620
Throw the fights.
730
00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:45,240
Yeah.
731
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:45,340
Shit.
732
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,560
There she goes.
733
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:50,620
There she goes.
734
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:51,560
Dude.
735
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:52,720
It's a game.
736
00:23:52,940 --> 00:23:53,800
Holy shit.
737
00:23:54,420 --> 00:23:54,940
Dude.
738
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:55,880
Hell yeah.
739
00:23:56,940 --> 00:23:58,220
Oh my God.
740
00:23:58,460 --> 00:24:00,300
What are you doing?
741
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:01,420
Aren't you happy?
742
00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:02,740
It was a great game.
743
00:24:03,260 --> 00:24:04,240
That was a great game.
744
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:05,320
Oh my God.
745
00:24:05,460 --> 00:24:05,920
You missed it.
746
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:06,760
Why are you guys in here?
747
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:07,280
Get up.
748
00:24:07,460 --> 00:24:08,120
Get up.
749
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,040
You guys asleep, are we?
750
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:11,500
Yeah.
751
00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:12,500
We can't sleep.
752
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,280
I was trying to sleep.
753
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,820
I mean, we can see that, but she's
754
00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:17,480
really missing out.
755
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,620
She's not going to be sleeping right now.
756
00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,020
We've got to tell you all about what
757
00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:20,600
you missed.
758
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,240
We'll give you the play-by-play.
759
00:24:23,260 --> 00:24:24,240
You missed the fight.
760
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:25,760
You left with the best part.
761
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:26,560
Fuck yeah.
762
00:24:26,580 --> 00:24:28,400
Why would I want to watch people fight?
763
00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:30,080
You missed him get his nose broken.
764
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:32,980
I haven't seen that much blood come out
765
00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:34,360
of a human being's nose in my whole
766
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:34,540
life.
767
00:24:34,660 --> 00:24:35,560
Doesn't that sound awesome?
768
00:24:35,780 --> 00:24:36,640
No, it doesn't.
769
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:36,980
She was crazy.
770
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:38,660
No, no, no.
771
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:39,200
It was good.
772
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:40,500
And then you just run around like a
773
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:41,240
scared little bitch.
774
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:42,020
Yeah, for real.
775
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,580
Because his nose hurt.
776
00:24:43,580 --> 00:24:46,140
I mean, I'd probably do the same thing.
777
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:46,520
I don't know.
778
00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:47,260
What?
779
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:48,920
That makes no sense.
780
00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:50,980
Yes, it does.
781
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:51,800
Oh, my God.
782
00:24:51,860 --> 00:24:52,600
You weren't there.
783
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,340
All right, we'll explain everything to you.
784
00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:57,740
So then there was the basketball game, right?
785
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,520
Because we switched back over and watched the
786
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:00,400
end of the basketball game.
787
00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,580
And it was almost over.
788
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,140
And then they came back and hit a
789
00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:06,680
three right at the fucking buzzer.
790
00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:08,380
Swish.
791
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,280
It was way farther than a three.
792
00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:11,600
That was like a half-court shot.
793
00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:12,060
Right?
794
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:12,920
Dude.
795
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:13,220
What?
796
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,920
That's what you live for, to see moments
797
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:16,280
like that.
798
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,080
I don't know the terms.
799
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,000
I don't get it.
800
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:20,160
You don't know the terms?
801
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:21,560
Three point.
802
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,960
That's when you make three fucking points.
803
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,300
It's kind of self-explanatory.
804
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:26,320
Yeah.
805
00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:28,360
The farther you shoot it from the mark.
806
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,380
Do you know how to count to three?
807
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,120
What kind of question is that?
808
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:35,620
Well, I mean, it's your favorite question.
809
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:36,560
Just to make sure.
810
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,920
Of course I know how to count.
811
00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:40,160
One, two, three.
812
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,660
I feel like you definitely know how to
813
00:25:41,660 --> 00:25:42,280
count to two.
814
00:25:42,580 --> 00:25:43,620
But I don't know about three.
815
00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:44,640
Three is kind of high for her.
816
00:25:44,740 --> 00:25:45,780
Three is way up there.
817
00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:47,240
Coming from Blondie over here.
818
00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:47,680
Yeah.
819
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:48,980
Oh, my hair is brown.
820
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:49,760
Are you colorblind?
821
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,060
It's pretty blond to me.
822
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:51,940
It's pretty blond to Blondie.
823
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:53,440
It's pretty blond.
824
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,500
I just want to sleep.
825
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,140
You don't need to sleep.
826
00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:02,300
How would you want to sleep?
827
00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:03,260
You're having fun with us.
828
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:05,100
Why wouldn't I want to sleep?
829
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:06,160
I've been up all morning.
830
00:26:06,380 --> 00:26:07,700
And now I have to clean upstairs.
831
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,600
Yeah, you got to clean downstairs.
832
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,040
I came downstairs.
833
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:14,080
Because that shit is bad.
834
00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:18,120
I mean, I heard your mom was going
835
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,240
to come home and get you in trouble.
836
00:26:19,420 --> 00:26:20,920
So I'm just saying, you know.
837
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:23,380
We heard the responsibilities fell on you.
838
00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:24,960
You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
839
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:27,220
No, there's no way.
840
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:28,080
There's no way?
841
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,560
I'm not cleaning that.
842
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:30,580
There is a way.
843
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:31,860
There is a way.
844
00:26:31,940 --> 00:26:34,740
You just got to fucking start cleaning, you
845
00:26:34,740 --> 00:26:34,880
know.
846
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,800
We're going to talk about the game some
847
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:37,040
more.
848
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:37,940
And...
849
00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:40,100
Just...
850
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:40,920
No, seriously.
851
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,300
How did he hit that last minute shot,
852
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:43,540
bro?
853
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,760
That shit was insane.
854
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:45,820
The buzzer beater, bro?
855
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:46,300
Yeah, bro.
856
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,360
Like, what is...
857
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,280
They're going to make a fucking documentary about
858
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,080
that shit, dude.
859
00:26:50,420 --> 00:26:51,640
That shit deserves a documentary.
860
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,120
That's why he's the GOAT.
861
00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:54,800
The GOAT.
862
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,780
Fucking greatest of all time.
863
00:26:59,060 --> 00:26:59,840
Oh, my God.
864
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,280
So fucking great.
865
00:27:01,980 --> 00:27:03,840
I can't wait to watch the highlights tomorrow.
866
00:27:04,660 --> 00:27:05,960
It's going to be the next Michael Moore.
867
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,400
You're going to watch more of it?
868
00:27:07,740 --> 00:27:08,280
Yeah, yeah.
869
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,360
I see your skins every day.
870
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:09,700
What?
871
00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:11,720
Yeah, the highlight reel is the best.
872
00:27:11,780 --> 00:27:13,480
Especially when you actually watch the game.
873
00:27:13,580 --> 00:27:14,500
It's the best part.
874
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,560
We got to remember all the crazy stuff
875
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:18,040
we saw.
876
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:18,480
Yeah.
877
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,400
Nothing like a good refresher.
878
00:27:26,010 --> 00:27:26,870
That's a buzzer.
879
00:27:28,310 --> 00:27:29,850
Because I'm going to be dreaming about that
880
00:27:29,850 --> 00:27:30,870
tonight while I sleep.
881
00:27:31,410 --> 00:27:31,890
Dude.
882
00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:36,070
Once in a lifetime shot right there, dude.
883
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,870
Yeah, I can't believe this shit happened, man.
884
00:27:38,910 --> 00:27:39,570
That was great.
885
00:27:39,810 --> 00:27:40,850
I know, bro.
886
00:27:41,630 --> 00:27:43,370
What games are on tomorrow night, though?
887
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:44,650
I don't know.
888
00:27:45,550 --> 00:27:46,470
Hopefully some baseball.
889
00:27:48,690 --> 00:27:50,030
Same thing tomorrow, guys?
890
00:27:50,330 --> 00:27:50,730
Yeah.
891
00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:52,370
Yes.
892
00:27:52,430 --> 00:27:53,310
Yes, exactly.
893
00:27:53,650 --> 00:27:55,150
You're going to be here to clean tomorrow,
894
00:27:55,270 --> 00:27:55,670
right, sis?
895
00:27:56,590 --> 00:27:56,990
No.
896
00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:58,630
Yeah, you're definitely going to clean.
897
00:27:59,210 --> 00:28:00,530
You're a part of the team now.
898
00:28:00,670 --> 00:28:01,970
I'm not cleaning after you guys.
899
00:28:01,990 --> 00:28:02,850
I didn't even do it today.
900
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,170
You're one of the boys.
901
00:28:04,510 --> 00:28:06,010
Yeah, but you know you wanted to.
902
00:28:06,070 --> 00:28:07,210
That was the thing.
903
00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:07,650
Mm-mm.
904
00:28:07,870 --> 00:28:08,270
Yeah.
905
00:28:08,810 --> 00:28:10,850
You say, mm-mm, but really?
906
00:28:11,670 --> 00:28:12,070
Really?
907
00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:12,570
Come on.
908
00:28:13,050 --> 00:28:14,530
Why in the chaos would you be hanging
909
00:28:14,530 --> 00:28:15,450
out with us still?
910
00:28:16,910 --> 00:28:18,630
Yeah, girls love clean, right?
911
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,750
Isn't that the craziest thing?
912
00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:22,150
So you can feel like being a dude,
913
00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:22,390
sis.
914
00:28:22,850 --> 00:28:23,970
I don't think I've ever met a guy
915
00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:25,770
that's like, oh, yeah, I just love cleaning
916
00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:26,670
and working and everything.
917
00:28:27,610 --> 00:28:28,590
Not a guy that I liked.
918
00:28:28,670 --> 00:28:29,310
Like, nah.
919
00:28:29,630 --> 00:28:29,830
Yeah.
920
00:28:34,350 --> 00:28:36,390
Oh, dude, you missed the fight.
921
00:28:36,530 --> 00:28:37,450
That was so good.
922
00:28:37,790 --> 00:28:38,190
I don't know.
923
00:28:38,590 --> 00:28:39,790
I thought they were going to call TKO
924
00:28:39,790 --> 00:28:41,630
for sure, but they just let that motherfucker
925
00:28:41,630 --> 00:28:42,490
get his ass beat.
926
00:28:42,970 --> 00:28:43,070
I know.
927
00:28:43,410 --> 00:28:45,670
That's a very savage decision.
928
00:28:45,870 --> 00:28:47,290
Like, Kev, let him get his ass beat.
929
00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:50,970
Like, I didn't think he could see you.
930
00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:52,230
No, he probably couldn't.
931
00:28:52,650 --> 00:28:54,450
He was probably just out there just throwing
932
00:28:54,450 --> 00:28:54,910
punches.
933
00:28:55,110 --> 00:28:55,230
Couldn't see nothing.
934
00:28:55,230 --> 00:28:56,330
He was running away.
935
00:28:56,530 --> 00:28:56,710
That's what he was doing.
936
00:28:56,750 --> 00:28:58,710
Seriously, he was fighting for his life out
937
00:28:58,710 --> 00:28:58,890
there.
938
00:28:59,030 --> 00:28:59,810
That's fucked up.
939
00:29:00,350 --> 00:29:01,910
Hey, I mean, I'd do it, too, for
940
00:29:01,910 --> 00:29:02,810
that much money.
941
00:29:03,790 --> 00:29:04,190
For real.
942
00:29:04,730 --> 00:29:06,590
How many millions did that motherfucker get paid?
943
00:29:07,590 --> 00:29:08,150
Fuck, bro.
944
00:29:08,210 --> 00:29:09,810
I think his sack was like, shit, like
945
00:29:09,810 --> 00:29:10,310
2 mil.
946
00:29:10,570 --> 00:29:11,670
2.5 mil.
947
00:29:11,830 --> 00:29:13,610
I'll take a broken nose for 2.5
948
00:29:13,610 --> 00:29:13,870
mil.
949
00:29:14,090 --> 00:29:15,510
You can hop in the Octagon, man.
950
00:29:16,350 --> 00:29:17,570
For a million dollars?
951
00:29:18,170 --> 00:29:19,210
Should we all put the gloves on?
952
00:29:19,430 --> 00:29:20,310
I think so.
953
00:29:20,510 --> 00:29:21,270
After this, man.
954
00:29:21,710 --> 00:29:24,750
Get some rounds in, some light sparring.
955
00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:25,670
Yeah.
956
00:29:26,130 --> 00:29:27,090
Just don't get mad, man.
957
00:29:27,770 --> 00:29:28,850
Don't get mad.
958
00:29:30,690 --> 00:29:31,750
It's all fun and games.
959
00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:36,430
I swear, I would knock your ass out,
960
00:29:36,450 --> 00:29:37,430
though, if it came to it.
961
00:29:37,690 --> 00:29:38,450
Oh, my gosh.
962
00:29:38,470 --> 00:29:39,590
You guys are going to fight each other
963
00:29:39,590 --> 00:29:39,790
now?
964
00:29:39,810 --> 00:29:40,270
We might.
965
00:29:40,590 --> 00:29:41,310
Why, you want to box?
966
00:29:41,650 --> 00:29:42,690
Boys will be boys.
967
00:29:43,090 --> 00:29:43,190
Yeah, I'll box.
968
00:29:43,650 --> 00:29:44,410
Oh, you want to box?
969
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:44,990
Yeah, I'll box.
970
00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:45,510
All right.
971
00:29:45,610 --> 00:29:46,450
I'll knock your ass out.
972
00:29:46,510 --> 00:29:48,390
I think she would whoop your ass, dude.
973
00:29:50,650 --> 00:29:52,330
I think she might be good at boxing.
974
00:29:52,690 --> 00:29:53,770
I think she might have some moves.
975
00:29:55,690 --> 00:29:56,970
You think you can take all three of
976
00:29:56,970 --> 00:29:57,130
us?
977
00:29:57,950 --> 00:29:58,310
Mm-mm.
978
00:29:58,670 --> 00:29:58,970
Mm-mm?
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