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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,958 --> 00:00:11,666 O Christmas tree Put one up in your house 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:11,875 --> 00:00:16,125 {\an8}Mom says it's expensive 5 00:00:18,291 --> 00:00:21,291 {\an8}O Christmas tree Put one up in your house 6 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:26,000 {\an8}Use it to decorate the living room 7 00:00:26,166 --> 00:00:30,583 The plastic Christmas tree Oh, so smelly 8 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:35,166 My father likes it huge and bulky 9 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:40,375 O Christmas tree Put one up in your house 10 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:44,666 Use it to decorate the living room Looks so pretty 11 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:49,500 O Christmas tree Put one up in your house 12 00:00:49,666 --> 00:00:54,208 Use it to decorate the living room 13 00:00:59,083 --> 00:01:02,000 SATURDAY, DECEMBER 14TH 14 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:03,208 PROCESSING PLEASE WAIT… 15 00:01:03,291 --> 00:01:06,125 ACCOUNT BALANCE: $98.20 16 00:01:13,291 --> 00:01:15,333 I'm nearly done, okay? 17 00:01:19,708 --> 00:01:20,833 -It's a stickup! -Okay… 18 00:01:20,958 --> 00:01:22,125 A stickup! 19 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:23,833 You want me? Or money? 20 00:01:23,916 --> 00:01:24,791 Money, of course! 21 00:01:24,875 --> 00:01:26,833 Leave my face alone, it's how I make my living! 22 00:01:26,916 --> 00:01:28,875 -Give me your money! -Okay… 23 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:31,000 What's the PIN? Give me $50,000! 24 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:35,958 All I've got is $98.20, look! 25 00:01:36,041 --> 00:01:39,958 Fifty grand in this lousy economy? Are you nuts? 26 00:01:40,041 --> 00:01:42,958 -Did you just make a withdrawal? -Nope. 27 00:01:43,875 --> 00:01:46,000 Only that much? What kind of loser are you? 28 00:01:46,083 --> 00:01:48,000 Look, you got $2 in your account? 29 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:51,916 Transfer $2 to my account, 30 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,791 that'll make it $100, that's the minimum withdrawal. 31 00:01:54,875 --> 00:01:57,791 The PIN is 691234. 32 00:01:57,875 --> 00:01:58,875 Do it yourself. 33 00:01:58,958 --> 00:02:00,958 Oops, you're on camera. 34 00:02:01,041 --> 00:02:03,125 It got you on tape. Do it yourself. 35 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,791 You want money, right? Grab a hundred! 36 00:02:06,875 --> 00:02:07,916 Take your time. 37 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,833 What happened? What did you do? 38 00:02:10,916 --> 00:02:12,791 Why did you lock the door? 39 00:02:12,875 --> 00:02:13,833 The power's out. 40 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:15,875 -Why is this happening? -How on Earth would I know? 41 00:02:15,958 --> 00:02:17,000 Must be the storm. 42 00:02:17,083 --> 00:02:18,875 What now? 43 00:02:18,958 --> 00:02:19,833 I'm calling emergency services. 44 00:02:19,916 --> 00:02:22,000 Why are you calling emergency services? 45 00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:24,958 Hey, back off! Keep your hands off of me. 46 00:02:25,041 --> 00:02:26,875 I'm calling the fire department. 47 00:02:26,958 --> 00:02:28,833 -What for? -To get them to open the door! 48 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,875 But that will bring the cops too! 49 00:02:30,958 --> 00:02:34,833 So what? Your face is already on video anyway. 50 00:02:34,916 --> 00:02:36,000 Give me that knife. 51 00:02:36,083 --> 00:02:37,958 You're bluffing. There's no power to run the camera! 52 00:02:38,041 --> 00:02:40,958 The power was on when we came in, stupid. 53 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:44,833 Since you didn't get to rob me, why don't you give me the knife now? 54 00:02:44,916 --> 00:02:47,000 Give it back! Give it back now! 55 00:02:47,708 --> 00:02:49,250 Just relax. 56 00:02:49,333 --> 00:02:51,875 I'm not calling anyone, okay? 57 00:02:51,958 --> 00:02:54,791 Stay calm and we'll pretend nothing happened. 58 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,041 You didn't rob me. I wasn't robbed. 59 00:02:57,500 --> 00:03:01,958 We'll wait this out, and then we'll leave, okay? 60 00:03:02,041 --> 00:03:03,083 Come here. 61 00:03:03,916 --> 00:03:05,916 -What's this? -That's my stuff! 62 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,083 Have a drink, come on. 63 00:03:09,083 --> 00:03:12,125 Come on, have a drink with me. 64 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:18,041 This is going to be a long night, let's be friends and chat for a bit. 65 00:03:19,041 --> 00:03:20,958 I can tell you stories. 66 00:03:21,041 --> 00:03:22,958 I'm not in the mood. 67 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:25,833 They're funny stories, though. 68 00:03:25,916 --> 00:03:29,000 Nothing's funny. I haven't laughed in three years! 69 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:33,000 You'll laugh, wait till you hear what I do. 70 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:34,958 What do you do? 71 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,583 I'm a hooker! 72 00:03:38,041 --> 00:03:41,000 A whore who's seen better days. 73 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,083 I need a hooker! 74 00:03:47,416 --> 00:03:50,916 Sorry, granny, wrong apartment again. 75 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:55,833 It's flat D, not B, handsome. 76 00:03:55,916 --> 00:03:58,666 Turn around. 77 00:03:58,958 --> 00:04:01,000 Go straight. 78 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:02,875 Keep going. 79 00:04:02,958 --> 00:04:07,958 Go past the camera, on your right. Go on! 80 00:04:08,041 --> 00:04:09,875 Go on. 81 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,083 That's it! 82 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:14,791 I need a hooker. 83 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:19,916 Surely you're not here for a haircut? 84 00:04:23,166 --> 00:04:24,500 My God, dish detergent? 85 00:04:24,583 --> 00:04:27,875 No, it's shower gel. The original bottle got broken. 86 00:04:29,958 --> 00:04:32,041 Could you call me names while we're doing it? 87 00:04:32,125 --> 00:04:35,958 Sure! An extra $20 for "Honey" and $30 for "Hubby." 88 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:37,833 Any other words? 89 00:04:37,916 --> 00:04:40,875 Flat rate, $20 each. 90 00:04:41,916 --> 00:04:44,791 Can I kiss you on the lips? 91 00:04:44,875 --> 00:04:48,041 That'll cost you an extra $100. 92 00:04:49,916 --> 00:04:52,875 I haven't kissed for a long time, not since my girlfriend dumped me. 93 00:04:52,958 --> 00:04:55,041 -Really? -God knows, I miss her. 94 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:58,958 Could you do it the way she did? 95 00:04:59,041 --> 00:05:01,208 Sure, just tell me how. 96 00:05:06,041 --> 00:05:07,958 You happy? 97 00:05:09,875 --> 00:05:11,958 My boyfriend, are you happy? 98 00:05:15,041 --> 00:05:18,958 Mom says she misses you. Can you visit her some time? 99 00:05:19,041 --> 00:05:22,041 After this we can go visit the old… lady. 100 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:26,791 You have to go with me and visit my mom, okay? 101 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:27,875 Okay! 102 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:33,833 Okay. 103 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:35,041 Listen, say this… 104 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:46,916 Gee, but I'm shy. You have to go with me! 105 00:05:50,916 --> 00:05:53,000 You're always shy. 106 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,000 A bite for my Snow Baby. 107 00:05:58,875 --> 00:05:59,875 Snow Baby! 108 00:06:04,041 --> 00:06:06,083 My Snow Baby. Now say my name. 109 00:06:06,916 --> 00:06:08,041 What should I call you? 110 00:06:09,958 --> 00:06:12,958 Snow Baby, she liked to call me… 111 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:14,958 Steely Willy. 112 00:06:17,666 --> 00:06:19,666 Steely Willy? 113 00:06:20,083 --> 00:06:23,125 Snow Baby. 114 00:06:25,041 --> 00:06:26,833 Scratch my back, Snow Baby! 115 00:06:26,916 --> 00:06:29,041 -What? -Scratch my back! 116 00:06:32,041 --> 00:06:35,041 Harder! Now bite my shoulder! 117 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:36,916 Yes! Shoulder! 118 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,958 Bite me! 119 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:41,916 And squeeze the zits on my back! 120 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,041 -Do it! -Squeeze? 121 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,875 Snow Baby! 122 00:06:48,916 --> 00:06:50,041 What now? 123 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:53,000 Your face is different. 124 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:55,916 She looked a lot sweeter. 125 00:06:57,958 --> 00:06:59,041 Sweeter! 126 00:07:15,875 --> 00:07:16,958 Keep moaning for me! 127 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:19,875 Moan! 128 00:07:19,958 --> 00:07:21,875 Steely Willy! 129 00:07:23,916 --> 00:07:25,083 My Steely Willy… 130 00:07:25,958 --> 00:07:30,041 I love you, Snow Baby! 131 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:35,083 That one's my all-time favorite. 132 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:39,041 Why aren't you laughing? 133 00:07:39,875 --> 00:07:42,000 It was supposed to be a sure thing. 134 00:07:43,041 --> 00:07:44,916 Nothing funny about it. 135 00:07:46,041 --> 00:07:47,875 Your life is pathetic. 136 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:51,083 You ever hear the song "Tragedy of Blood"? 137 00:07:52,916 --> 00:07:55,000 Bloody tragic, it's bloody tragic 138 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:56,916 The bleeding is bloody tragic 139 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,875 It's really so tragic 140 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:04,875 I've met so many interesting people. 141 00:08:04,958 --> 00:08:07,916 And I sure had a lot of fun. 142 00:08:08,916 --> 00:08:11,833 Oh, I really gotta tell you this story. 143 00:08:11,916 --> 00:08:15,125 While working at a massage parlor, guess who I saw? 144 00:08:16,083 --> 00:08:17,916 Who? 145 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:19,833 I saw… 146 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:34,416 Hello! 147 00:08:34,958 --> 00:08:35,916 Hello. 148 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,083 Gently, not too hard. 149 00:08:39,875 --> 00:08:40,916 Sure. 150 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Mister, have I served you before? 151 00:08:49,041 --> 00:08:51,083 I could use a nap. 152 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:54,000 Right. 153 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:56,000 Just take it easy. 154 00:08:57,916 --> 00:08:59,041 Sure. Want an oil rub? 155 00:09:10,541 --> 00:09:12,375 Andy! 156 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:19,958 What are you doing there? 157 00:09:21,375 --> 00:09:23,000 Sorry… 158 00:09:24,916 --> 00:09:25,833 Andy! 159 00:09:25,916 --> 00:09:27,958 Andy, I'm your biggest fan! 160 00:09:28,041 --> 00:09:32,958 I know all your songs and movies by heart! Since when did you cut your hair? 161 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,083 I could really use a nap. 162 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,916 -Rub my head only. -Done. 163 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,833 Here, have a pillow. 164 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:46,916 Andy. 165 00:09:56,083 --> 00:09:58,958 You're slimmer in person. 166 00:10:31,916 --> 00:10:35,083 Look how hairy you are… 167 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,500 Wow! 168 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:20,916 This drink is endorsed by Andy! 169 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,833 Get a life, sing along the way… 170 00:11:24,916 --> 00:11:27,375 Enough. Stop! 171 00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:36,000 You've got a vivid imagination, don't you? 172 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:41,041 Every word I've said is true. 173 00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:43,083 I've been a hooker since I was 15. 174 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,041 A hooker at 15? 175 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,916 Always better to start early. 176 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,000 It all began in the late '70s. 177 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:56,833 I took the first subway ride to work in a "fishball joint." 178 00:11:56,916 --> 00:12:00,000 Princess Alexandra arrived at Central Station today 179 00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:02,833 to host the opening ceremony of the Mass Transit Railway. 180 00:12:02,916 --> 00:12:06,958 {\an8}The first train arrives at the platform and breaks through the ribbons. 181 00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:10,958 {\an8}And the MTR begins to serve the people of Hong Kong… 182 00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:13,791 "Fishballs" is a term for under-developed teenage boobies. 183 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:17,916 Horny bastards in those days had a lot fun in fishball joints. 184 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,791 There was a saying, 185 00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:22,875 "Follow your dick, fishballing does the trick." 186 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:31,000 Oh, my God, Chow Yun-Fat is kissing her! 187 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,833 -What's the big deal? -I watch this show every day! 188 00:12:33,916 --> 00:12:35,916 You still got me, I kiss better than Chow. 189 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,125 Out of my way! I'm watching! 190 00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:43,833 -You're naughty, very naughty. -You're Kum? 191 00:12:43,916 --> 00:12:44,833 That's right. 192 00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:46,916 You've got nice boobies for your age. 193 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,041 It's my butt you're grabbing. 194 00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:54,875 How old are you? 195 00:12:54,958 --> 00:13:00,875 Fifteen. Happy? 196 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,875 -Yes. -Go on, then! 197 00:13:05,916 --> 00:13:09,083 Oh, you're so naughty, but I love you so. 198 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:14,791 Working in the dark is bad for you. 199 00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,958 Now your eyes are overly sensitive to light. 200 00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:21,666 First you get dizzy, then you could become blind. 201 00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,875 What exactly do you do? 202 00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:32,166 I work in my father's darkroom. 203 00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:38,833 Granny, no more fishballing from now on. I'm quitting. 204 00:13:38,916 --> 00:13:41,958 Where are you going? 205 00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:47,041 Hostess club, here I come! 206 00:13:50,916 --> 00:13:54,833 They say a fish can't grow big in a small pond. 207 00:13:54,916 --> 00:13:56,916 So once I turned 18, I moved to a bigger pond. 208 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,833 Numbers 8, 10, and 12 look good. 209 00:14:03,916 --> 00:14:05,083 I'll hire them. 210 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:06,916 Step up, number 19. 211 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,875 We sure beat the Miss Hong Kong Pageant tonight. 212 00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:12,916 They can make more money here, though. 213 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,875 They might as well get real. 214 00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:16,000 I'm number 19, Shirley Au. 215 00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:21,916 All the guys like to get in bed and do kung fu fighting with me. 216 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,833 Someone wanna try? 217 00:14:24,916 --> 00:14:25,916 Done! You're hired. 218 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Next! 219 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,958 Say something! 220 00:14:45,916 --> 00:14:50,916 My guys say I'm a kung fu expert too. 221 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,041 No kidding! 222 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,875 Kum is amazing! 223 00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:13,958 Isn't she amazing? She knows her stuff. 224 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:17,875 Kum! Show us more! 225 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:21,000 Gentlemen, may I present to you, our Action Queen. 226 00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:24,083 Miss Kum! 227 00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:29,875 I saw this cute little LV bag yesterday. 228 00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:35,000 Might as well buy a big one. 229 00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:38,958 I can buy an LV trunk with this. Big enough for us to fool around inside. 230 00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:42,125 Boss, I saw this plastic storage bag today. 231 00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:44,833 Here, go buy it. 232 00:15:44,916 --> 00:15:45,791 Thank you, boss. 233 00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:46,833 Go do your kung fu. 234 00:15:46,916 --> 00:15:47,875 Gotcha! 235 00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:50,875 -Fabulous! -Look out! 236 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:52,041 You have to come and see me more often, okay? 237 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,875 Sure! 238 00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:09,791 That chick's finally got her boobs done! 239 00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:10,958 My God, cross-eyed boobies? 240 00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:13,958 They're diverged, facing outward. Cross-eyed are inward! 241 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:17,000 Thank you for coming! Have a nice evening! 242 00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:22,958 Smile and behave, girls. 243 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,833 Good evening, Mr. Yui. 244 00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:28,083 Hello, Mr. Chan! 245 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,583 Morning, boss! 246 00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:38,916 Hey, Dragon! 247 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,916 You aren't getting away from here till you beat me. 248 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,083 Sure thing. 249 00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:43,875 Go! Go! 250 00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:47,916 Never let the dragon jump on your wagon! 251 00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:49,958 Do a number for us, Kum! 252 00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:50,958 Thank you, boss! 253 00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,041 I love you, Kum! 254 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,916 {\an8}KIMMY - MAKES 80 GRAND MONTHLY MISTRESS OF THREE TYCOONS 255 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 {\an8}GAGA - MAKES 65 GRAND MONTHLY PREVIOUS ISSUE PLAYBOY COVER GIRL 256 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:06,000 KUM - NOT TOO PRETTY OR SEXY STILL MAKES 40 GRAND A MONTH 257 00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:10,000 Good! 258 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,041 Hairy Kit… 259 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:14,083 Take good care of him! 260 00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:17,833 Hey, Mr. Gan? 261 00:17:17,916 --> 00:17:19,000 FRANKIE - THE MOST AMBITIOUS REAL ESTATE ASS-KISSER 262 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:20,958 {\an8}HAIRY KIT - FORMER YOUNGEST STOCK MARKET ANALYST 263 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,000 {\an8}MR. GAN - THE MOST CORRUPT CIVIL ENGINEER 264 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:28,791 You are so drunk. 265 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:30,083 Gentlemen! 266 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:34,833 You two asked for sisters, and I've finally got you twins! 267 00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:37,916 Philip, you like it tall and skinny, here's Mary! 268 00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:40,916 Inspector Ho wants something barely legal? 269 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 Here comes our first timer, Mum-mum. 270 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:44,958 Girls, take a seat and make everyone happy. 271 00:17:45,041 --> 00:17:46,375 Go on, sit down. 272 00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:47,875 What about me? 273 00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:50,791 Mandel, I didn't forget about you. 274 00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:53,833 I've saved the gem of the night for you. 275 00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:54,750 Kimmy! 276 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:58,833 Mandel, I saw a three-carat diamond in the store the other day. 277 00:17:58,916 --> 00:17:59,958 Buy it. 278 00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:03,958 And I discovered this three-carat gallstone in my body. 279 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,875 Go get an operation! 280 00:18:06,916 --> 00:18:11,833 Gentlemen, may I present you the comedian of the evening, Kum! 281 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,083 Kum! Start your number! 282 00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:31,916 Listen, Peter's filthy rich. Drain him slow and dry, okay? 283 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Why waste time? I'll eat him alive. 284 00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:39,916 What about my guy? 285 00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:41,958 Moan loud, he likes a screamer. 286 00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:42,875 Really? 287 00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:45,083 Yes, try it. 288 00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:03,000 Fatso, fatso. 289 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:07,125 Oh, my, fatso! 290 00:19:08,791 --> 00:19:12,833 And just like that, I moaned my way up. 291 00:19:12,916 --> 00:19:16,000 I got my first big house, my first king-size bed. 292 00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:19,916 Kum works hard, Kum eats a tart. 293 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,958 You happy? I'm happy! And you? 294 00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:27,000 I'm so, so happy! 295 00:19:29,041 --> 00:19:32,916 FLOWER LOVE MOTEL 296 00:19:35,916 --> 00:19:38,291 Auntie, you're still using that old teapot? 297 00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,875 I'm a little teapot, short and stout… 298 00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:44,833 You're becoming quite a pretty hooker. 299 00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:46,916 I'm not a hooker. 300 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,875 I'm a club hostess. 301 00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:51,833 Not a hooker? 302 00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:56,833 You sleep with men and they pay you. Face it, you're a hooker. 303 00:19:56,916 --> 00:20:02,083 With a face like yours, you need to triple your effort. 304 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:09,875 I'm a little teapot, short and stout… 305 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:13,916 You haven't worked that long, but your voice has already become so rough. 306 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,833 I can't help it, I scream and moan every night. 307 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,791 I always give it everything I've got. 308 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:20,833 But you aren't moaning properly. 309 00:20:20,916 --> 00:20:22,958 -Do it from here. -From down here? 310 00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:24,041 Try it. 311 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:32,083 It's more convincing that way and it doesn't hurt your vocal cords. 312 00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:36,791 Change the rhythm each time. 313 00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:41,000 Alternate between fast and slow, heavy and light, high and low. 314 00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:44,041 At times, you should… 315 00:20:45,916 --> 00:20:46,958 Watch me… 316 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:57,083 Oh, my God! Oh, baby! 317 00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:08,833 What's going on? 318 00:21:08,916 --> 00:21:10,916 Gee, you've got a hard-on! 319 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,875 Don't touch it! It'll spit on you. 320 00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:16,958 What a loser. I moan a little and you get all hard. 321 00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:20,958 You didn't have to moan so realistically, it's just a story. 322 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:28,958 By the way, in your line of work, don't you get diseases? 323 00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:32,875 Diseases, the doctors can handle those. 324 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,916 It's something else that scares me. 325 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000 What's that? 326 00:21:46,916 --> 00:21:48,833 I'm pregnant. 327 00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:50,083 -Are you kidding? -What's your problem? 328 00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:53,916 I shouldn't have walked on your back if you're pregnant. 329 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,875 I was hoping you'd save me the cost of an abortion. 330 00:21:57,958 --> 00:21:58,875 Forget about it! 331 00:21:58,958 --> 00:22:01,041 -Who's the father? -How would I know? 332 00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:02,916 What now? 333 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,958 Do you know a good doctor? 334 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,833 Let's see. I know a very good doctor. 335 00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:12,041 -I'll take you there tomorrow. -Well… 336 00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:12,958 Well? 337 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,916 Sure. 338 00:22:17,416 --> 00:22:21,000 It's your baby, you sure wanna do it? 339 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,083 Hey! 340 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:25,083 Hey! 341 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:27,875 Hey! 342 00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,000 What? You haven't gotten dressed? 343 00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:42,000 Not yet. 344 00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:44,916 -Bloody hell. -What's wrong? 345 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,791 Jackie Chan injured himself. He might have to quit! 346 00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:50,916 You're crazy! 347 00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:57,041 And you'd better take care of this quick or you'll be out of work soon. 348 00:22:57,916 --> 00:22:59,875 It's really looking cloudy out there. 349 00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:02,916 And now there's thunder. 350 00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:06,875 Hey! It's pouring! 351 00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:08,083 That's no good! 352 00:23:08,916 --> 00:23:14,000 Don't you wanna take off all your clothes and take a nap? 353 00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:14,958 No way! 354 00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:17,000 Leave the undies on. 355 00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:27,875 Get up! 356 00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:29,958 Allow me… 357 00:23:31,041 --> 00:23:33,875 -Ain't I good? -Can we go? 358 00:23:33,958 --> 00:23:36,000 Let's go! But we're going back to work! 359 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:36,916 What? 360 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,875 It's night already. 361 00:23:40,916 --> 00:23:41,833 Let's go. 362 00:23:41,916 --> 00:23:43,916 Do that to me one more time, baby. 363 00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:51,000 The clinic is closing. Are you coming or not? 364 00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:52,916 And no more dawdling! 365 00:24:12,958 --> 00:24:15,000 Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy 366 00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:17,875 Rub, rub, rub 367 00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:21,000 Rub, itchy, rub 368 00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:47,000 What if I go visit Auntie? 369 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 You drama queen! 370 00:25:06,875 --> 00:25:08,000 Hey, Auntie. 371 00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:09,916 She's great! 372 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Not her! Yours is there. 373 00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:13,833 -Gwen! -Here! 374 00:25:13,916 --> 00:25:15,000 She's nice too. 375 00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:19,833 Auntie, I'm pregnant. 376 00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:21,791 Never heard of condoms? 377 00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:23,875 I couldn't get an abortion. 378 00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:26,875 Are you seeing the right kind of doctor? 379 00:25:27,083 --> 00:25:29,875 It's not the doctor! 380 00:25:29,958 --> 00:25:31,958 It's scary, you know. 381 00:25:32,041 --> 00:25:36,875 Every time I go out, it rains cats and dogs. 382 00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:40,875 The moment I turn back, the sun comes out. 383 00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:45,083 It never fails. 384 00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:50,041 Maybe someone up there doesn't want me to do it. 385 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,000 That's probably true. 386 00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:56,833 A gift from the goddess Guanyin. 387 00:25:56,916 --> 00:26:00,875 Come over and thank the goddess. 388 00:26:01,041 --> 00:26:03,000 That ain't no goddess, that's a guy. 389 00:26:04,916 --> 00:26:11,041 She'll get it. The gods have their network up there. 390 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,875 Sorry, dude, just pass along the message. 391 00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:22,833 What do I do now? 392 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:24,125 Am I keeping it? 393 00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:26,958 You expect the goddess to raise him too? 394 00:26:27,041 --> 00:26:28,875 What then? 395 00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:31,041 You're the mother! 396 00:26:32,041 --> 00:26:36,958 I can't go around with a screaming monster. 397 00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:41,791 Use you brain, bimbo. 398 00:26:41,875 --> 00:26:44,916 When the mother is busy, the father takes over. 399 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,958 Get the baby a father. 400 00:26:47,041 --> 00:26:48,958 You mean, another baby? 401 00:26:50,916 --> 00:26:51,916 With whom? 402 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,125 Work on it. 403 00:26:54,875 --> 00:26:56,125 You're the mother! 404 00:27:42,916 --> 00:27:46,000 You're still here? Come serve the last customer. 405 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:50,083 Mr. Wu, this is Kum. 406 00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:52,041 Hello. Please, sit down. 407 00:27:53,125 --> 00:27:55,875 You two, keep it going. 408 00:27:55,958 --> 00:27:57,041 -Thanks. -My pleasure. 409 00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:05,958 I'm Richard. 410 00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:10,875 Have a drink. 411 00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:19,000 You're here so late. 412 00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:21,791 I wanted to leave. 413 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,000 But they said it's pouring outside, so I stayed. 414 00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,125 Have a drink. 415 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:33,916 Thanks. 416 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:34,958 Cheers! 417 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,916 Are you okay? 418 00:28:47,041 --> 00:28:49,958 I saw you standing there all spaced-out. 419 00:28:50,875 --> 00:28:51,875 Something bothering you? 420 00:28:53,958 --> 00:28:56,916 I don't know why, 421 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,958 but this song melts my heart every time I hear it. 422 00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:04,875 It's an English song. You understand the words? 423 00:29:04,958 --> 00:29:06,041 Of course! 424 00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:08,833 It says when the child is born, 425 00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:11,625 the world becomes meaningful and beautiful. 426 00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:17,250 I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. I'm not really good with words. 427 00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:21,083 I'm really sorry. 428 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:37,958 Sorry, my English isn't very good, so I'm going to sing a Chinese version. 429 00:29:38,041 --> 00:29:41,000 I hope it'll be as meaningful and beautiful. 430 00:29:43,375 --> 00:29:48,958 A ray of hope flickers in the sky 431 00:29:50,041 --> 00:29:56,083 A shiny star lights up way up high 432 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:04,041 All across the land dawns a brand new morn 433 00:30:05,583 --> 00:30:12,583 This comes to pass when a child is born 434 00:30:13,958 --> 00:30:20,041 A silent wish sails the seven seas 435 00:30:21,916 --> 00:30:28,000 The winds of change whisper in the trees 436 00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:35,916 And the walls of doubt Crumbled, tossed and torn 437 00:30:36,958 --> 00:30:43,958 This comes to pass when a child is born 438 00:30:46,916 --> 00:30:48,000 Did you like it? 439 00:30:48,083 --> 00:30:49,875 -It's great. -Thank you. 440 00:30:49,958 --> 00:30:52,875 You're so cheesy. 441 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,875 I run a factory in New York's Chinatown, can't help but be a bit cheesy. 442 00:30:56,958 --> 00:30:57,833 I see. 443 00:30:57,916 --> 00:31:00,791 But I came up with the Chinese lyrics all by myself. 444 00:31:00,875 --> 00:31:03,041 I see. 445 00:31:04,083 --> 00:31:10,791 I'm not the most eloquent guy, but I hope this song will cheer you up. 446 00:31:10,875 --> 00:31:12,875 Yes, you've cheered me up. 447 00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:14,958 Really? Sing with me, then. 448 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:16,875 No way. 449 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:22,958 A ray of hope flickers in the sky 450 00:31:24,041 --> 00:31:29,875 A shiny star lights up way up high 451 00:31:29,958 --> 00:31:31,125 Enough… 452 00:31:33,041 --> 00:31:34,041 Let me. 453 00:31:35,083 --> 00:31:39,875 Why are you so sweet? Why sing for me? 454 00:31:41,291 --> 00:31:42,875 It's nothing. 455 00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:46,875 We both like the song. 456 00:31:46,958 --> 00:31:48,875 And it looks we were meant to cross paths. 457 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:53,000 Do you have a child? 458 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,041 Nope. 459 00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:57,916 Wish I did. 460 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,041 Children are a hassle. 461 00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:07,875 At least I wouldn't be wasting my time in clubs. 462 00:32:09,083 --> 00:32:10,791 If I had a child, 463 00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:13,958 I'd help him do his homework, I'd tell him bedtime stories. 464 00:32:14,041 --> 00:32:17,916 On holidays, I'd take him places. 465 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,875 And we could watch the stars at night. 466 00:32:20,083 --> 00:32:21,875 That'd be great. 467 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,875 You know about stars? 468 00:32:24,916 --> 00:32:26,000 I'm only an amateur. 469 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:33,125 That one is Rigel at the foot of Orion, 470 00:32:33,208 --> 00:32:35,958 over 770 light-years away from Earth. 471 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:38,625 It's the brightest star in the constellation 472 00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,958 and it's visible from almost anywhere. 473 00:32:42,916 --> 00:32:44,916 -Let me ask you something. -Okay. 474 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:49,083 You know that one? The furthest away from us? 475 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,041 That one? 476 00:32:52,875 --> 00:32:53,916 That one. 477 00:32:56,041 --> 00:33:00,083 That's a "movie star." 478 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,875 You're right. 479 00:33:05,958 --> 00:33:09,916 Let's call it the Movie Star. 480 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,875 Sure. 481 00:33:16,041 --> 00:33:21,000 If you want a kid that much, I can give you one. 482 00:33:23,875 --> 00:33:25,041 Sounds good. 483 00:33:29,958 --> 00:33:31,958 I'm serious. 484 00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:36,958 I'm damn serious. 485 00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:38,875 Don't tease me. 486 00:33:39,875 --> 00:33:41,041 I'm not teasing. 487 00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:51,958 What, right here? 488 00:33:52,041 --> 00:33:53,875 Why not? 489 00:33:53,958 --> 00:33:56,125 People will see us. 490 00:33:56,916 --> 00:33:58,958 You see anyone around? 491 00:33:59,041 --> 00:34:01,041 Hey, hold on. 492 00:34:05,916 --> 00:34:11,125 A ray of hope flickers in the sky 493 00:34:12,916 --> 00:34:17,083 A shiny star lights up way up high 494 00:34:18,416 --> 00:34:24,000 All across the land dawns a brand new morn 495 00:34:24,083 --> 00:34:28,958 This comes to pass when a child is born 496 00:34:30,875 --> 00:34:32,041 I'm pregnant. 497 00:34:37,916 --> 00:34:41,041 You said I could bear you a child… 498 00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:48,958 and you'd take care of him. 499 00:34:49,916 --> 00:34:50,916 What about you? 500 00:34:51,041 --> 00:34:53,958 I'm too busy with work. 501 00:34:54,916 --> 00:34:58,000 The goddess has sent us a child. 502 00:34:58,916 --> 00:35:02,416 No need to complicate matters. 503 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:12,958 If you say so, when the baby's born, I'll take him back to the States. 504 00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:14,000 Great! 505 00:35:14,458 --> 00:35:17,375 America is the best! 506 00:35:17,541 --> 00:35:18,500 Great! 507 00:35:19,916 --> 00:35:24,125 I will give this child 508 00:35:24,208 --> 00:35:27,833 the best of everything 509 00:35:27,916 --> 00:35:29,916 and make sure he becomes someone we can be proud of. 510 00:35:30,208 --> 00:35:31,291 Done. 511 00:35:34,916 --> 00:35:36,000 Can you promise me one more thing? 512 00:35:36,083 --> 00:35:37,083 Yes? 513 00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:47,875 You won't let the kid see me. 514 00:36:20,958 --> 00:36:22,666 Professional habit. 515 00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:27,875 Take it easy. 516 00:36:42,958 --> 00:36:47,916 Doctor, have you known Richard long? 517 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,041 Yes. 518 00:36:52,958 --> 00:36:54,916 Is he married? 519 00:36:56,875 --> 00:36:59,000 His wife died a long time ago. 520 00:37:00,916 --> 00:37:02,875 And you? 521 00:37:04,916 --> 00:37:07,833 Married, yeah. 522 00:37:07,916 --> 00:37:09,916 Any kids? 523 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:10,875 Me? Yes. 524 00:37:10,958 --> 00:37:13,083 No, I mean Richard. 525 00:37:15,916 --> 00:37:16,958 He sure has one now. 526 00:37:18,083 --> 00:37:19,083 Doctor, 527 00:37:20,916 --> 00:37:22,958 can you promise me one thing? 528 00:37:24,916 --> 00:37:29,083 When the baby's born, don't let me see him. 529 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,041 I might not be able to let him go. 530 00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:40,958 Mummy loves you. 531 00:37:45,875 --> 00:37:47,000 Hey, kiddo, excuse me. 532 00:37:50,083 --> 00:37:54,000 Why are you two playing such a boring game? 533 00:37:54,333 --> 00:37:57,333 Let me teach you something exciting. 534 00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:01,916 Whiskey! Vodka! 535 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,791 Drink it up or go to hell! 536 00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:06,958 Whiskey! Vodka! 537 00:38:07,041 --> 00:38:09,833 Drink it up or go to hell! 538 00:38:09,916 --> 00:38:11,875 Whiskey! Vodka… 539 00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:39,791 Oh, boy, don't you look handsome? 540 00:38:39,875 --> 00:38:42,916 You'll grow up looking like Andy Lau. 541 00:38:44,041 --> 00:38:49,000 Are you hungry? 542 00:38:52,083 --> 00:38:54,791 Oh, you sweet pumpkin… 543 00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:57,916 Excuse me, can I have my son back? 544 00:38:58,250 --> 00:39:00,916 Time to eat. 545 00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:04,000 He must be hungry by now. 546 00:39:04,083 --> 00:39:05,958 Can I play with him a bit longer? 547 00:39:06,041 --> 00:39:09,791 It's been more than an hour now. 548 00:39:09,875 --> 00:39:12,041 Why don't you play with your own? 549 00:39:12,125 --> 00:39:14,916 Thanks, thank you so much. 550 00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:17,958 God knows I miss you so. 551 00:39:23,041 --> 00:39:26,000 This is the worst decision I've ever made in my life. 552 00:39:26,083 --> 00:39:29,041 There's no going back. 553 00:39:29,916 --> 00:39:32,000 I'm so upset, I could only knock my head against a wall. 554 00:40:05,083 --> 00:40:10,041 We're on our way to the airport. You sure you don't want to see the baby? 555 00:40:33,958 --> 00:40:34,916 The airport, please. 556 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,083 Airport, right? 557 00:40:39,875 --> 00:40:43,958 This is so weird, ma'am. A hailstorm in Hong Kong! 558 00:40:44,041 --> 00:40:46,916 Are you okay? You all right? 559 00:40:48,041 --> 00:40:49,916 What do you want to do? 560 00:40:50,958 --> 00:40:52,125 Turn around. 561 00:40:52,916 --> 00:40:53,875 What? 562 00:40:53,958 --> 00:40:55,875 Turn around. 563 00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:27,833 The goddess sent you a son and you sent him away. 564 00:41:27,916 --> 00:41:31,083 That's the way it's supposed to be. 565 00:41:36,375 --> 00:41:42,875 Come on, have some tangerine water. 566 00:41:45,083 --> 00:41:47,000 Everything will be fine. 567 00:41:53,958 --> 00:41:55,125 This tastes good. 568 00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:00,916 -Wow, Kum-Kum! -Welcome back! 569 00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:03,958 Look! Your breasts got bigger! 570 00:42:06,083 --> 00:42:08,083 You're looking good! 571 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,750 In the good old days, we tipped big-time. 572 00:42:10,875 --> 00:42:13,416 In the washroom, we tipped $20 a pee, $100 a dump. 573 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:14,541 You happy? 574 00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:15,500 Happy. 575 00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:18,416 I once tipped $200 for a bout of diarrhea. 576 00:42:20,208 --> 00:42:21,791 GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS MEET FOR BAILOUT PLAN 577 00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:24,083 But the stock market crashed in 1987… 578 00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:27,375 GOVERNMENT FREEZES TAKEOVER RULES 579 00:42:31,083 --> 00:42:32,541 This is bad. 580 00:42:32,958 --> 00:42:37,875 Don't be sad. 581 00:42:57,125 --> 00:42:59,000 Anyone seen Amy? 582 00:42:59,083 --> 00:43:00,833 She emigrated to Canada. 583 00:43:00,916 --> 00:43:03,875 Where's Candy? She'll do. 584 00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:07,833 She just married an old guy, and they're emigrating to Australia. 585 00:43:07,916 --> 00:43:09,958 And you? Where are you emigrating to? 586 00:43:10,875 --> 00:43:14,916 There were three phenomenal inventions in the '90s. 587 00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:17,250 The first one was the cell phone, 588 00:43:17,458 --> 00:43:20,416 the second one was karaoke, 589 00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:28,000 and the third one was the women pouring in from mainland China. 590 00:43:28,875 --> 00:43:33,000 We called them "Northern Chicks." 591 00:43:33,875 --> 00:43:37,875 Could anyone be willing to be Caressed by strangers? 592 00:43:37,958 --> 00:43:42,833 Could anyone be willing to have Her lips tasted by thousands? 593 00:43:42,916 --> 00:43:45,000 I'm willing! I truly am! 594 00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:48,875 -Hi, pretty. -Did you like my singing, boss? 595 00:43:48,958 --> 00:43:50,791 Love it. 596 00:43:50,875 --> 00:43:53,000 I can sing and do a lot more at the same time. 597 00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:55,875 How long have you been in Hong Kong? 598 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,833 Fresh off the boat. 599 00:43:57,916 --> 00:44:00,833 Please be gentle with me, boss. 600 00:44:00,916 --> 00:44:02,916 A gentleman is always gentle. 601 00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:07,000 I used to be in the beer industry back home, 602 00:44:07,083 --> 00:44:10,041 showing people how to "blew" the beer. 603 00:44:10,125 --> 00:44:10,958 What? 604 00:44:11,041 --> 00:44:13,833 You must have blown a lot. 605 00:44:13,916 --> 00:44:16,875 Are you a naughty man teasing me now? 606 00:44:16,958 --> 00:44:21,000 Rich guys like you, you never know what life is like 607 00:44:21,083 --> 00:44:24,916 at the "blew-ery." 608 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,958 Who is this girl? 609 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:33,833 I also want to blow the grapes, 610 00:44:33,916 --> 00:44:38,916 blow the watermelon, and blow the cognac bottle. 611 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,958 We're all just trying to make a living. 612 00:44:43,041 --> 00:44:46,916 Bad Cantonese, big boobs, bad make-up, 613 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,916 and willing to do just about anything for money. 614 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,916 Those were the Northern Chicks. 615 00:45:12,916 --> 00:45:14,125 Happy birthday! 616 00:45:16,916 --> 00:45:20,041 May all your nights be filled with horny bastards. 617 00:45:21,958 --> 00:45:23,958 -Seafood? -Hot pot, maybe. 618 00:45:24,041 --> 00:45:25,916 Hurry up, let's go eat. 619 00:45:27,083 --> 00:45:29,000 Quick, we're waiting. 620 00:45:29,916 --> 00:45:31,875 Coming. 621 00:45:31,958 --> 00:45:34,041 Hey, Kum, get changed. 622 00:45:34,958 --> 00:45:37,083 What are you doing stuck in a locker? 623 00:45:40,875 --> 00:45:42,916 Why are you crying? 624 00:45:44,083 --> 00:45:46,041 Who bullied you? 625 00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:50,875 Stop crying and tell me who it is. 626 00:45:51,083 --> 00:45:52,833 Tell me, 627 00:45:52,916 --> 00:45:54,083 and I'll go punch him in the balls right now. 628 00:45:54,958 --> 00:45:56,958 It's you, the Northern Chicks, who bullied us. 629 00:45:57,041 --> 00:45:58,958 Survival of the fittest, what can I say? 630 00:45:59,041 --> 00:46:05,083 We'll never be as tough as our sisters from the North. 631 00:46:08,916 --> 00:46:12,833 I was 29, aging by the day. 632 00:46:12,916 --> 00:46:16,916 Could I transition to being a madam? Maybe. 633 00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:18,958 But that's not my cup of tea. 634 00:46:19,041 --> 00:46:23,916 So I went to work at a massage parlor. 635 00:46:24,875 --> 00:46:27,000 No drinking, no frills, just straight to business. 636 00:46:27,083 --> 00:46:30,041 Only using my hand. 637 00:46:31,041 --> 00:46:31,958 It was easy money. 638 00:46:32,041 --> 00:46:36,875 People assume a masseuse makes less money. Wrong! 639 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000 A hostess makes $1,500 per outcall. 640 00:46:39,083 --> 00:46:43,000 Two outcalls a night, a maximum of 25 days per month. 641 00:46:43,083 --> 00:46:46,916 {\an8}That's a total of $75,000. 642 00:46:47,041 --> 00:46:50,041 {\an8}A masseuse makes a humble $350 per hand job, 643 00:46:50,125 --> 00:46:54,916 but ten hand-jobs a day, and 31 days per month. 644 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:59,958 {\an8}That's a total of $108,500. 645 00:47:00,041 --> 00:47:03,958 {\an8}Hey, you, get your ass to work. 646 00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:08,166 Mr. K., your usual yogurt drink? 647 00:47:08,250 --> 00:47:10,833 Hey, Johnny, bro, yogurt drink for you too? 648 00:47:10,916 --> 00:47:12,000 Black coffee coming right up, Mr. Chan. 649 00:47:12,083 --> 00:47:14,375 Two large beers and one black coffee. 650 00:47:14,458 --> 00:47:15,625 Hey, Dragon, dude, I've been throbbing 651 00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:17,000 in this freaking departure lounge for an hour. 652 00:47:17,083 --> 00:47:18,833 Flights are delayed, man. 653 00:47:18,916 --> 00:47:22,916 Let me upgrade you to a First Class private room, okay? 654 00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:26,291 -Come in here. -What is it? 655 00:47:26,375 --> 00:47:31,916 Keith, your one-eyed friend is in for a surprise today. 656 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:36,000 You sure? Hope it's not a nasty surprise. 657 00:47:36,083 --> 00:47:39,791 Hey, man, we have a reputation to maintain. 658 00:47:39,875 --> 00:47:41,958 Your one-eyed friend is going to be one happy snake. 659 00:47:42,041 --> 00:47:46,916 Special meal request, I want it freezingly hot. 660 00:47:47,916 --> 00:47:52,083 Ice and Fire? No problem. 661 00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:56,875 Hey, you. 662 00:47:56,958 --> 00:47:57,833 You want more pressure? 663 00:47:57,916 --> 00:48:01,125 I'm not talking about your physics. I'm talking about your mathematics. 664 00:48:01,958 --> 00:48:04,000 In a 90-minute session, 665 00:48:04,083 --> 00:48:07,041 you spend more than two-thirds of the time on my back. 666 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000 In other words, 667 00:48:09,083 --> 00:48:14,916 only one-third of the session is left for my other body parts. 668 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,916 Do you think that's enough? 669 00:48:17,083 --> 00:48:19,083 Add another session then, boss. 670 00:48:19,875 --> 00:48:20,916 I'm no boss. 671 00:48:22,041 --> 00:48:24,958 I'm Prof. Chan. 672 00:48:25,875 --> 00:48:27,000 I teach mathematics. 673 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,833 How many sessions I order is my personal choice, 674 00:48:33,916 --> 00:48:37,375 but if I need to purchase more sessions as a consequence of your mismanagement, 675 00:48:37,458 --> 00:48:39,791 you have to compensate me for my economic loss. 676 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:40,958 I see, I'm sorry. 677 00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:42,958 Take a pillow. 678 00:48:46,625 --> 00:48:48,916 What are you up to? 679 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,916 Getting to work. 680 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,958 By taking off my shorts? 681 00:48:53,041 --> 00:48:54,875 You have a theory there? 682 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,500 Now, take it easy, don't play dumb. 683 00:48:58,875 --> 00:49:00,916 I'm giving you a hand job. 684 00:49:02,958 --> 00:49:05,875 Jerking you off, spanking the monkey. 685 00:49:08,041 --> 00:49:12,833 Spanking the monkey, jerking off, pulling the pud, 686 00:49:12,916 --> 00:49:18,000 they're basically the same term for self-abuse, masturbation. 687 00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:24,083 Basically, a do-it-yourself project for the sex drive. 688 00:49:24,916 --> 00:49:30,875 But why would I hire someone else to do something that I can do myself? 689 00:49:30,958 --> 00:49:34,875 That violates the logic of economics 690 00:49:35,916 --> 00:49:37,875 to the point of being ridiculous. 691 00:49:54,916 --> 00:49:57,833 Your back is all knotted up. 692 00:49:57,916 --> 00:49:59,666 Otherwise I wouldn't need you here. 693 00:50:00,625 --> 00:50:03,875 Thought you had something to tell me. 694 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,083 Such as? 695 00:50:06,083 --> 00:50:11,916 Well, you just came back from America, there's nothing to tell? 696 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,958 America? What's there to tell? 697 00:50:15,041 --> 00:50:16,958 America never changes. 698 00:50:18,083 --> 00:50:23,916 I'm asking because it's been raining a lot lately. 699 00:50:27,708 --> 00:50:28,916 Done! 700 00:50:29,125 --> 00:50:32,458 Want me to do your friend down there too? 701 00:50:39,041 --> 00:50:44,041 I've known you for years, but I've never met your friend down there. 702 00:50:46,958 --> 00:50:49,000 This toy piano is cute. 703 00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:51,000 A present for him. 704 00:50:51,083 --> 00:50:52,125 "Him"? 705 00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:53,916 Him. 706 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:58,000 He's going to be ten next month. Please pass it along to him for me. 707 00:50:58,875 --> 00:51:00,833 No hurry, though. 708 00:51:00,916 --> 00:51:02,916 Just give it to him the next time you visit. 709 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000 Next year's fine. 710 00:51:07,041 --> 00:51:10,958 It's really cute, it's got a song. 711 00:51:15,291 --> 00:51:18,875 You have to finish the antibiotics, okay? 712 00:51:19,875 --> 00:51:20,958 Okay. 713 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,875 The nurse will give you your prescription. 714 00:51:24,041 --> 00:51:25,083 Thanks. 715 00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:27,000 I'll leave the box. 716 00:51:27,083 --> 00:51:28,916 Please put it back in for me. 717 00:51:29,041 --> 00:51:30,791 No need to hurry. 718 00:51:30,875 --> 00:51:33,000 Just take it with you when you go next time. 719 00:51:34,041 --> 00:51:36,916 Think he'd be a charmer if he plays piano? 720 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:37,958 Probably. 721 00:51:38,041 --> 00:51:41,875 Bye. Call me if you need my hands. 722 00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:50,041 You got a cold? 723 00:51:50,916 --> 00:51:53,958 Room 47, can you do it? 724 00:51:54,958 --> 00:51:56,083 Can do. 725 00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:08,875 Howdy. 726 00:52:09,333 --> 00:52:11,250 Mister? 727 00:52:11,958 --> 00:52:13,083 Which bed do you prefer? 728 00:52:14,916 --> 00:52:16,916 Oops, sorry, sorry. 729 00:52:17,083 --> 00:52:17,958 I'm okay. 730 00:52:18,041 --> 00:52:19,875 Sorry. 731 00:52:19,958 --> 00:52:22,916 Are you okay? Over here, please. 732 00:52:23,833 --> 00:52:25,833 I'm really sorry. 733 00:52:30,083 --> 00:52:31,875 Please lie down. 734 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:33,958 Oil rub. 735 00:52:44,916 --> 00:52:46,083 Should I not press too hard? 736 00:52:50,958 --> 00:52:52,916 Give it all you've got. 737 00:53:20,875 --> 00:53:24,000 Did I do it wrong? 738 00:53:25,083 --> 00:53:28,041 I'm sorry. 739 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:33,958 You want another masseuse? 740 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,000 Hold still. 741 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,083 Relax. 742 00:54:31,041 --> 00:54:32,041 Lie down. 743 00:54:52,958 --> 00:54:54,125 Close your eyes. 744 00:55:30,125 --> 00:55:31,916 Double Seven. 745 00:55:33,958 --> 00:55:35,000 Double Seven. 746 00:55:35,083 --> 00:55:37,000 Double Seven. 747 00:55:38,083 --> 00:55:39,125 Ginseng tea for you. 748 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,083 What's up? 749 00:55:50,875 --> 00:55:51,875 What happened? 750 00:55:51,958 --> 00:55:54,875 Yeah, why were you sleeping here? 751 00:55:54,958 --> 00:55:55,916 Where's my customer? 752 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,875 He ordered ginseng tea for you and left. 753 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,958 Space cadet, Room 47 for you. 754 00:56:06,083 --> 00:56:09,041 Or shall I send him over? It's Room 47! 755 00:56:09,916 --> 00:56:11,125 -47? -47! 756 00:56:14,625 --> 00:56:15,708 I need a doctor! 757 00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:28,958 It's you. 758 00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:31,875 You know kung fu? 759 00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:32,916 Nah. 760 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,041 Come and lie down. 761 00:56:36,583 --> 00:56:39,916 I owe you one. 762 00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:47,000 The last time, you were gone when I woke up. 763 00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:49,916 It was rude. 764 00:56:51,083 --> 00:56:54,000 Let me make it up to you this time. 765 00:56:57,958 --> 00:56:59,041 Tired again? 766 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:03,000 Napping? 767 00:57:03,958 --> 00:57:05,916 So, cool, you never talk. 768 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:11,041 Not breathing? He's dead? 769 00:57:12,958 --> 00:57:16,041 God bless him, dying so young. 770 00:57:18,958 --> 00:57:23,000 Still alive, what a relief. 771 00:57:25,125 --> 00:57:26,958 What should I call you? 772 00:57:27,916 --> 00:57:28,875 Yeh. 773 00:57:29,041 --> 00:57:30,000 And me? 774 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,041 You haven't told me. 775 00:57:33,958 --> 00:57:35,041 And you didn't ask. 776 00:57:36,041 --> 00:57:38,083 So I won't tell you. 777 00:58:02,916 --> 00:58:07,000 How is it? Feeling good? 778 00:58:16,958 --> 00:58:22,125 You need to tell me what to do. 779 00:58:31,958 --> 00:58:34,041 Am I pushing the right button? 780 01:00:33,125 --> 01:00:34,916 Why are you following me? 781 01:00:38,875 --> 01:00:40,958 I was just passing by. 782 01:00:41,041 --> 01:00:43,000 I ran into you. 783 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000 No, I didn't… 784 01:00:51,875 --> 01:00:55,041 Hey! 785 01:00:59,041 --> 01:01:02,958 I still don't know your name. 786 01:01:03,916 --> 01:01:05,083 I told you, Yeh. 787 01:01:06,083 --> 01:01:10,875 Your first name! Don't you have one? 788 01:01:17,916 --> 01:01:20,958 Do you know my name? 789 01:01:22,041 --> 01:01:23,083 Double Seven. 790 01:01:26,958 --> 01:01:28,000 Kum. 791 01:01:31,791 --> 01:01:34,041 Come on, play fair. 792 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,958 You know my name, 793 01:01:37,041 --> 01:01:39,000 but I don't know yours. 794 01:01:41,041 --> 01:01:42,916 Yeh. 795 01:01:44,916 --> 01:01:47,000 And your cell phone number? 796 01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:50,875 9. 797 01:01:51,125 --> 01:01:54,083 They all start with 9. 798 01:01:55,083 --> 01:01:56,125 9 what? 799 01:01:58,083 --> 01:01:59,916 9… 800 01:02:01,916 --> 01:02:02,916 4-8. 801 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,958 9-4-8 and… 802 01:02:05,041 --> 01:02:06,083 Hey! 803 01:02:17,041 --> 01:02:19,041 Kum, Room 47 for you. 804 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,958 Howdy. 805 01:02:28,958 --> 01:02:30,916 Want to try something new today? 806 01:02:31,083 --> 01:02:33,875 I like new experiences because they stimulate the mind. 807 01:02:33,958 --> 01:02:35,833 But tell me 808 01:02:35,916 --> 01:02:39,041 how attractive and economically viable this new experience can be 809 01:02:39,125 --> 01:02:40,125 before I make a decision. 810 01:02:41,875 --> 01:02:43,083 A "double-grip"? 811 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,000 Hold it there. 812 01:02:47,958 --> 01:02:52,958 There are two hands for one masseuse, four for two, 813 01:02:53,041 --> 01:02:54,958 and I have only one "little brother." 814 01:02:55,041 --> 01:02:57,000 So, one hand takes care of my sibling, 815 01:02:57,083 --> 01:03:00,000 and the other three hands become redundant. 816 01:03:00,083 --> 01:03:02,041 That doesn't make sense. 817 01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:09,000 There are two boobies for one girl, four for two. 818 01:03:09,083 --> 01:03:14,916 If you can have four boobies in two hands, doesn't that make perfect economic sense? 819 01:03:16,791 --> 01:03:19,791 Your argument is only an argument. 820 01:03:19,875 --> 01:03:21,916 It needs data to support it. 821 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,083 Prof. Chan didn't go for a double-grip. 822 01:03:25,958 --> 01:03:28,833 He figured if he could have 12 boobies in two hands, 823 01:03:28,916 --> 01:03:30,875 that'd make perfect sense. 824 01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:35,916 Want some body gel? 825 01:03:37,208 --> 01:03:38,166 Sweat! 826 01:03:39,125 --> 01:03:40,125 Oil! 827 01:03:44,875 --> 01:03:48,041 Cabin crew, prepare for final descent, and get ready for touchdown. 828 01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:53,000 Happy? 829 01:03:53,916 --> 01:03:55,875 The operation was successful, 830 01:03:55,958 --> 01:03:57,666 but the patient died. 831 01:04:08,875 --> 01:04:10,916 Yeh would come once in a while. 832 01:04:11,041 --> 01:04:13,875 His visits made me happy. 833 01:04:14,083 --> 01:04:17,958 Each time he left, he'd leave me another number. 834 01:04:20,041 --> 01:04:21,916 What's the number this time? 835 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:24,875 5. 836 01:04:24,958 --> 01:04:26,791 See you soon. 837 01:04:26,875 --> 01:04:30,000 But after he gave me six digits, he vanished. 838 01:04:30,083 --> 01:04:32,041 Yeh? 839 01:04:32,916 --> 01:04:34,875 Sun Fat Restaurant. 840 01:04:36,083 --> 01:04:37,958 -Who, again? -Yeh? 841 01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:40,958 -Wrong number. -Not this one. 842 01:04:44,625 --> 01:04:45,958 Who's this? 843 01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:51,916 This is Kum, Double Seven. 844 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:52,958 What's up? 845 01:04:54,875 --> 01:04:57,958 It was a wild guess 846 01:04:58,041 --> 01:04:59,958 and I got it right. 847 01:05:01,958 --> 01:05:02,916 Something the matter? 848 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:07,083 I haven't seen you in a while. 849 01:05:09,875 --> 01:05:13,041 I was wondering if you had some time for me? 850 01:05:21,958 --> 01:05:28,958 This humid weather can cause sore muscles. 851 01:05:30,958 --> 01:05:36,833 Shall I come over to give you a massage? 852 01:05:36,916 --> 01:05:37,916 No. I'll come tomorrow. 853 01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:42,458 You haven't been here for ages. 854 01:05:43,333 --> 01:05:44,833 Two and half months. 855 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,083 What's up? 856 01:05:51,125 --> 01:05:52,083 Nothing. 857 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,916 Nothing? 858 01:05:56,083 --> 01:05:58,041 You've got a new girl? 859 01:05:58,125 --> 01:06:00,000 You don't need me now. 860 01:06:03,083 --> 01:06:04,958 Come over here. 861 01:06:09,333 --> 01:06:10,916 Hey… 862 01:06:11,958 --> 01:06:13,375 Is something bothering you? 863 01:06:15,041 --> 01:06:16,875 Tell me… 864 01:06:17,958 --> 01:06:19,000 What's the matter? 865 01:06:20,875 --> 01:06:23,958 Maybe I can help? 866 01:06:31,041 --> 01:06:32,916 Lend me 150 grand. 867 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:45,916 I'll pay you back. 868 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:50,958 What was that? It hurts! 869 01:06:51,041 --> 01:06:53,291 That pressure point shows me you've got digestive problems. 870 01:06:53,875 --> 01:06:57,875 Of course, I don't get to eat very often. 871 01:06:58,083 --> 01:07:01,666 There's nothing to digest. 872 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,083 Now this one is going to hurt. 873 01:07:08,875 --> 01:07:10,791 -Strange. No response? -What's that pressure point? 874 01:07:10,875 --> 01:07:13,916 Your reproductive system. Men at your age are usually weak down there. 875 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,958 I'm fine in that department, I've barely used it. 876 01:07:17,041 --> 01:07:21,083 Really? That's why you get hard so easily. 877 01:07:21,958 --> 01:07:23,875 Where's your wife? 878 01:07:23,958 --> 01:07:25,958 -Gone. -Pardon? 879 01:07:26,041 --> 01:07:27,833 She dumped me. 880 01:07:27,916 --> 01:07:29,000 Why did she do that? 881 01:07:30,916 --> 01:07:34,875 I'm a loser. I got laid off and I couldn't find another job. 882 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:38,875 And then my credit card bills just snowballed. 883 01:07:38,958 --> 01:07:44,833 Now I have loan sharks after me. 884 01:07:44,916 --> 01:07:46,500 They even sent me lunch boxes. 885 01:07:46,916 --> 01:07:47,916 That's so sweet of them. 886 01:07:48,916 --> 01:07:51,916 The lunch boxes are filled with poop. They're telling me to eat shit. 887 01:07:55,083 --> 01:07:57,875 Well, everyone has a story. 888 01:08:01,375 --> 01:08:07,916 By the way, you gave the money away, just like that? 889 01:08:08,041 --> 01:08:10,958 I didn't give it away, I lent it to him. 890 01:08:11,875 --> 01:08:12,916 Did he pay you back? 891 01:08:16,833 --> 01:08:19,958 He left me this card, said he'd deposit the money on the 15th. 892 01:08:21,375 --> 01:08:22,875 The 15th of what? 893 01:08:23,875 --> 01:08:24,875 That was seven years ago. 894 01:08:26,416 --> 01:08:28,333 And you still believe in him? 895 01:08:30,291 --> 01:08:33,458 None of your bloody business. 896 01:08:33,541 --> 01:08:36,000 Here I go again, so what? 897 01:08:36,083 --> 01:08:38,041 Hey, there's no power. 898 01:08:44,916 --> 01:08:47,041 What happened? 899 01:08:50,958 --> 01:08:51,916 I'm scared. 900 01:08:52,083 --> 01:08:55,875 This is serious, your hand is one of your tools of the trade. 901 01:08:55,958 --> 01:08:56,833 Make sure you hold still. 902 01:08:56,916 --> 01:09:00,833 Three robbers armed with AK-47s stole six million dollars' worth of jewelry 903 01:09:00,916 --> 01:09:02,916 from five shops in Kwun Tong. 904 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:08,458 {\an8}Five policemen and 12 passersby were shot as both sides exchanged gunfire… 905 01:09:10,458 --> 01:09:12,791 I know him! 906 01:09:12,875 --> 01:09:13,750 Damn! 907 01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:17,583 I knew nothing about that. 908 01:09:18,041 --> 01:09:21,041 I'm afraid you can't give hand jobs anymore. 909 01:09:26,958 --> 01:09:29,041 Bad news always comes in threes. 910 01:09:29,125 --> 01:09:31,875 Auntie passed away that spring. 911 01:09:36,958 --> 01:09:40,916 She really had a gift for making all kinds of soup. 912 01:09:41,375 --> 01:09:43,250 The most delicious selection of soup available at any brothel. 913 01:09:44,916 --> 01:09:48,916 She washed and dried my clothes while I… 914 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,958 What am I going to do without her? 915 01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:56,333 "Autumn wind whistles 916 01:09:56,666 --> 01:09:58,125 XU ZHIMO POEMS COLLECTION 917 01:09:58,250 --> 01:10:00,791 I don't dare to look at the garden 918 01:10:00,875 --> 01:10:05,791 Leaves fall like wounded birds 919 01:10:05,875 --> 01:10:09,916 Wounded by unseen arrows" 920 01:10:11,041 --> 01:10:12,875 Are all these people our relatives? 921 01:10:12,958 --> 01:10:16,916 They're your auntie's former customers. 922 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:20,958 She was enormously popular. No man could resist her charms. 923 01:10:21,041 --> 01:10:26,000 Those people used to fight over your auntie when she was young. 924 01:10:29,333 --> 01:10:35,291 Memories are all that's left… 925 01:10:38,958 --> 01:10:44,791 Auntie is gone, but she left us goodies. 926 01:10:44,875 --> 01:10:46,083 {\an8}What now? 927 01:10:47,875 --> 01:10:51,833 Shall we make use of them? 928 01:10:51,916 --> 01:10:54,000 Let's do that. 929 01:10:57,541 --> 01:11:00,166 Like I said, bad news always comes in threes. 930 01:11:00,250 --> 01:11:03,500 Around that time, three Dengs left us. 931 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:08,541 One was Auntie Lydia Deng, whose death broke many horny bastards' hearts. 932 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,000 The other was Teresa Deng. 933 01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:17,958 The third one was… 934 01:11:18,041 --> 01:11:20,000 …during the flag-raising ceremony at Tiananmen Square. 935 01:11:20,083 --> 01:11:24,916 The flag was raised to half-mast in memory of the late Chairman Deng Xiaoping. 936 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:29,375 Many of Beijing's citizens gathered in the Square… 937 01:11:39,958 --> 01:11:42,833 -What? Glasses! -Dragon! 938 01:11:42,916 --> 01:11:45,875 Kum is here to see you. 939 01:11:45,958 --> 01:11:48,000 You look good, Dragon. 940 01:11:48,083 --> 01:11:50,041 Recovering fast, huh? 941 01:12:04,916 --> 01:12:07,000 Yes, Kum knows. 942 01:12:07,083 --> 01:12:09,000 -What? -Kum understands. 943 01:12:09,083 --> 01:12:14,000 Dragon says the soup is excellent today. And a game with Kum would be nice, no? 944 01:12:14,083 --> 01:12:15,875 We'll play fair, right? 945 01:12:15,958 --> 01:12:18,958 Great, let's do it now, come on. 946 01:12:19,041 --> 01:12:23,000 "Jangambui, Ajimetehui!" 947 01:12:24,166 --> 01:12:30,666 Gee! I can never beat you at this, you've got killer eyes! 948 01:12:30,750 --> 01:12:32,916 -You'll be fine soon! -Time for your medicine. 949 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,000 Lucky guy, you get yummy soup everyday. 950 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,791 I understand this one. 951 01:12:41,875 --> 01:12:43,958 He said, "Why don't you take my place instead?" 952 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,958 "Bimbo!" 953 01:12:50,583 --> 01:12:55,583 You bitch! How did this happen? You make him soup every day now? 954 01:12:55,666 --> 01:12:57,875 It's a hassle. 955 01:12:57,958 --> 01:13:00,958 But I've known him for so long. What else can I do? 956 01:13:01,041 --> 01:13:03,208 Besides, the stroke happened in my apartment. 957 01:13:04,916 --> 01:13:06,916 Wow, your insatiable appetite caused the stroke? 958 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,625 That isn't funny. 959 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:11,875 Since when have the two of you… 960 01:13:11,958 --> 01:13:13,041 I don't remember. 961 01:13:15,916 --> 01:13:19,791 It's more like keeping him company. 962 01:13:19,875 --> 01:13:22,958 Talking to the TV by yourself can be boring, you know? 963 01:13:23,083 --> 01:13:26,000 Prince Charles, together with former governor Patten 964 01:13:26,083 --> 01:13:30,916 arrived at the Tamar after the handover ceremony. 965 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:36,833 The former governor looked downcast while his two daughters wept openly. 966 01:13:36,916 --> 01:13:39,916 The royal yacht Britannia left at 50 minutes past midnight 967 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:42,958 with Prince Charles and Patten on the deck, 968 01:13:43,041 --> 01:13:46,875 waving farewell to the people on shore. 969 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:57,875 The local stock market index fell below 10,000 points twice today. 970 01:13:57,958 --> 01:14:01,916 With a record drop of 1,871 points in the afternoon, 971 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,916 the Hang Seng Index closed at 10,426 points, 972 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,000 dropping 1,211 points from the previous day. 973 01:14:09,375 --> 01:14:13,916 So it's the crash of 1997 that got you here. 974 01:14:15,958 --> 01:14:18,083 1997 was bad, but not that bad. 975 01:14:19,916 --> 01:14:24,916 It's the new millennium that got us all. 976 01:14:31,750 --> 01:14:38,541 …four, three, two, one… Happy New Year! 977 01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:49,000 Happy New Year! 978 01:14:52,083 --> 01:14:55,916 We're at the start of a new millennium! 979 01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:05,833 Upon the report of PCCW's corporate losses, 980 01:15:05,916 --> 01:15:08,083 CEO Richard Li stated that it is purely an issue with bookkeeping… 981 01:15:08,166 --> 01:15:10,833 You large shareholders have made hundreds of millions, 982 01:15:10,916 --> 01:15:13,875 whereas we small shareholders have lost our life savings. 983 01:15:13,958 --> 01:15:14,916 Tell me, what kind of logic is this? 984 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,833 In reply to public complaints of PCCW overpaying its management, 985 01:15:17,916 --> 01:15:19,000 CEO Richard Li said… 986 01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:22,041 These executives… 987 01:15:24,875 --> 01:15:27,916 Shut up if you don't know how to speak properly! 988 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,833 I've lost everything because of your lousy stock! 989 01:15:29,916 --> 01:15:32,833 Give me my money back or I'll call the cops! 990 01:15:32,916 --> 01:15:34,916 Out of my way! Now you're really making me angry! 991 01:15:35,916 --> 01:15:36,958 Mister, seriously… 992 01:15:37,041 --> 01:15:39,958 The bed means a whole lot to me, can't you see? 993 01:15:40,041 --> 01:15:41,791 Sign here and you can go. 994 01:15:41,875 --> 01:15:44,000 The bed really means a whole lot to me. 995 01:15:44,083 --> 01:15:49,000 This bed means my first time, it means my career, it means my life! 996 01:15:49,083 --> 01:15:50,958 I'm happy with my bed. 997 01:15:51,041 --> 01:15:52,000 You happy? 998 01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:54,791 I'm really happy with my bed. 999 01:15:54,875 --> 01:15:55,833 Can't you see? 1000 01:15:55,916 --> 01:15:58,000 Look at me! Can't you see? 1001 01:15:58,083 --> 01:15:59,916 This bed is happiness to me! 1002 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:03,000 After the millennium, Hong Kong was struck by three unprecedented disasters. 1003 01:16:03,083 --> 01:16:04,958 First, the real estate bubble burst, 1004 01:16:05,041 --> 01:16:07,041 second, an upsurge in bankruptcy… 1005 01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:08,333 Bet you feel happy now. 1006 01:16:08,875 --> 01:16:10,916 I'll owe you one, please! 1007 01:16:11,041 --> 01:16:12,833 I can't do it. 1008 01:16:12,916 --> 01:16:13,916 Hey, missy. 1009 01:16:14,083 --> 01:16:14,916 What? 1010 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,041 There's no way to get this through. 1011 01:16:17,875 --> 01:16:19,875 -Now what? -You tell me. 1012 01:16:24,041 --> 01:16:26,833 The third is the infamous chicken flu. 1013 01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:27,875 An AFC spokesman confirmed today 1014 01:16:27,958 --> 01:16:29,875 that the massive chicken slaughter is near its completion. 1015 01:16:29,958 --> 01:16:33,875 Officials stated that they had disposed of all of the remains. 1016 01:16:33,958 --> 01:16:37,000 However, there have been reports of chicken carcasses left exposed to flies… 1017 01:16:37,083 --> 01:16:41,875 When are they gonna slaughter this old chicken? 1018 01:16:49,291 --> 01:16:55,916 Glad I don't eat chicken, or else I'd be a chicken flu chicken. 1019 01:16:59,958 --> 01:17:06,625 Please don't go. Being in debt 1020 01:17:07,833 --> 01:17:10,083 isn't the end of the world. 1021 01:17:11,875 --> 01:17:15,000 We can pull through this together. 1022 01:17:25,125 --> 01:17:28,916 -Please don't go! -Relax. 1023 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,041 It's just a nightmare. 1024 01:17:33,958 --> 01:17:35,916 Have a sip. 1025 01:17:41,875 --> 01:17:43,875 Don't worry. 1026 01:17:44,958 --> 01:17:47,041 I ran into a friend recently, 1027 01:17:48,041 --> 01:17:50,875 he gave me some words of wisdom. 1028 01:17:52,958 --> 01:17:55,000 He said that all the glory is crap. 1029 01:17:56,875 --> 01:18:00,875 And all the crap is flushed down the drain. 1030 01:18:10,125 --> 01:18:13,000 -Is this the line for jobs? -That's right. 1031 01:18:15,916 --> 01:18:18,958 So many people for one job? What is the employment center doing? 1032 01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:25,000 Madam, wasn't that $30 for the 30th place in line? 1033 01:18:25,083 --> 01:18:30,000 Right, the 30th from the end. 1034 01:18:30,083 --> 01:18:31,958 You're spreading false information! 1035 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:36,000 You're corrupting the market, that's cheating. 1036 01:18:36,916 --> 01:18:38,875 At least give me a few dollars back! 1037 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:42,958 Hey! Get in line! Don't cut in! 1038 01:18:44,916 --> 01:18:47,000 -Prof. Chan. -Double Seven. 1039 01:18:50,875 --> 01:18:51,875 How are you? 1040 01:18:55,083 --> 01:18:58,083 Fine, you? 1041 01:18:58,875 --> 01:19:02,958 Me? Fine, of course. Fine. 1042 01:19:03,041 --> 01:19:05,958 Fine. That's good. 1043 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:09,958 The line's too long. Forget it. 1044 01:19:11,333 --> 01:19:13,041 Let's go get tea. 1045 01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:15,791 In this social climate, 1046 01:19:15,875 --> 01:19:18,916 having tea violates the principles of economics. 1047 01:19:19,333 --> 01:19:21,833 You know, even a cup of coffee costs… 1048 01:19:21,916 --> 01:19:22,958 My treat! 1049 01:19:23,041 --> 01:19:24,041 Deal. 1050 01:19:24,125 --> 01:19:25,000 Let's go. 1051 01:19:25,083 --> 01:19:27,875 So, what about the cab fare? 1052 01:19:29,250 --> 01:19:31,125 Your treat too, right? 1053 01:19:48,083 --> 01:19:49,916 What's with the grin? 1054 01:19:50,875 --> 01:19:55,083 Nah, I'm just thinking about your hands at work. 1055 01:19:56,958 --> 01:19:59,958 Working on what, Professor? 1056 01:20:01,958 --> 01:20:04,083 This, and that. 1057 01:20:06,833 --> 01:20:11,958 A "double," "quadruple" or "octuple-grip"? 1058 01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:17,125 With hands like yours, 1059 01:20:19,916 --> 01:20:23,875 a single-grip is all I care to remember. 1060 01:20:32,291 --> 01:20:34,041 Wanna try again? 1061 01:20:39,250 --> 01:20:42,083 I'm fine, really. 1062 01:20:42,916 --> 01:20:47,958 Better to just keep it in my memory, it's more economical that way. 1063 01:20:49,916 --> 01:20:51,875 Who says I'm charging? 1064 01:20:52,083 --> 01:20:55,958 You can "takeoff" with your frequent flyer miles. 1065 01:20:57,958 --> 01:21:02,916 Frequent flyer? Nothing comes for free. 1066 01:21:03,916 --> 01:21:07,125 Will it affect the quality? 1067 01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:09,916 You tell me. 1068 01:21:10,958 --> 01:21:14,750 When the economy is slow… 1069 01:21:15,458 --> 01:21:19,958 We need to stimulate the market with groundbreaking promotional deals. 1070 01:21:20,041 --> 01:21:22,125 Freebie time, Professor. 1071 01:21:23,041 --> 01:21:24,875 I'm coming! 1072 01:21:29,958 --> 01:21:31,041 You're leaving? 1073 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:33,958 Yes. 1074 01:21:38,875 --> 01:21:39,875 Here. 1075 01:21:41,958 --> 01:21:44,916 I get a tip? 1076 01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:52,916 Three hundred dollars is like spare change. 1077 01:21:53,875 --> 01:21:55,000 Are you kidding? 1078 01:21:55,083 --> 01:21:59,083 You have no idea how seriously people take money these days. 1079 01:21:59,916 --> 01:22:02,958 Three hundred can go a long way. 1080 01:22:03,041 --> 01:22:05,916 Right, I just went a long way. 1081 01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:10,916 I kissed you and moaned your name twice, acting as if I was your girlfriend. 1082 01:22:11,875 --> 01:22:15,000 But before I came, I screamed "Double" twice. 1083 01:22:15,083 --> 01:22:18,666 A hundred back, for acting like your boyfriend. 1084 01:22:18,875 --> 01:22:20,916 I still remember, back in my prime, 1085 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:24,791 I'd pocket a few grand even before I did anything. 1086 01:22:24,875 --> 01:22:26,083 What have I come to? 1087 01:22:28,958 --> 01:22:30,958 Talk about past glory. 1088 01:22:31,041 --> 01:22:34,958 In the past, I got full salary for half the effort. 1089 01:22:35,041 --> 01:22:37,875 I was Prof. Chan. 1090 01:22:37,958 --> 01:22:40,916 Now I can't even teach grade school. 1091 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:44,958 All that past crap is flushed down the drain. 1092 01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:49,875 We're in the "No Pain, No Gain" era. 1093 01:22:49,958 --> 01:22:55,083 Ever heard this one? "Work is tough, but better than doing nothing." 1094 01:22:56,041 --> 01:22:57,958 Get real, Double Seven. 1095 01:23:01,958 --> 01:23:03,208 What comes after that? 1096 01:23:03,291 --> 01:23:05,416 Get going, start working, stop jerking. 1097 01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:08,000 What can I do? 1098 01:23:09,083 --> 01:23:11,000 Do what you're best at. 1099 01:23:11,083 --> 01:23:12,958 What are you best at? 1100 01:23:13,041 --> 01:23:15,500 I'm best at, you know… 1101 01:23:15,625 --> 01:23:18,041 I'm best at making men happy. 1102 01:23:18,541 --> 01:23:20,375 So be it. 1103 01:23:20,458 --> 01:23:25,958 Anyway, it's not economical for one person to live in such a big apartment. 1104 01:23:26,916 --> 01:23:28,875 Make it a home office. 1105 01:23:28,958 --> 01:23:33,791 One room is where you sleep, the other is where you work. 1106 01:23:33,875 --> 01:23:37,000 What should I do? Sell pork buns? 1107 01:23:37,083 --> 01:23:39,000 You sell your "buns"! 1108 01:23:39,083 --> 01:23:40,916 Open up a one-chicken brothel. 1109 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:43,875 Become self-employed. Be your own boss. 1110 01:23:43,958 --> 01:23:45,791 Live life on your own terms. 1111 01:23:45,875 --> 01:23:47,958 Wish I could live like I won the lottery 1112 01:23:48,041 --> 01:23:50,833 Wouldn't have to do shit And no boss to hassle me 1113 01:23:50,916 --> 01:23:53,833 Just wait for my check And I got no worries 1114 01:23:53,916 --> 01:23:56,958 That's the way to do it Absolutely zip, shit, zip! 1115 01:23:57,041 --> 01:23:59,000 Wish I could live like I won the lottery 1116 01:23:59,083 --> 01:24:01,916 Wouldn't have to do shit And no boss to hassle me 1117 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:05,916 Just wait for my check And I got no worries 1118 01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:08,083 What's up? Ma'am. 1119 01:24:09,458 --> 01:24:10,416 Speak up! 1120 01:24:10,916 --> 01:24:11,958 I'm looking to advertise. 1121 01:24:12,791 --> 01:24:15,375 Then tell us, what services do you offer? 1122 01:24:15,958 --> 01:24:17,041 What kind of image are you selling? 1123 01:24:18,083 --> 01:24:19,666 Our columnist will "sample" you tomorrow. 1124 01:24:20,375 --> 01:24:22,333 We'll also write a little something about your business. 1125 01:24:26,958 --> 01:24:30,041 Wanna open a chat room too? Good to chat with the horny bastards. 1126 01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:34,000 Don't worry, they won't bite. 1127 01:24:34,916 --> 01:24:40,875 Hi, today we're introducing another independent sex worker. 1128 01:24:40,958 --> 01:24:44,000 "Ginger Chicken in the Pot." 1129 01:24:44,875 --> 01:24:46,125 GRAND OPENING FEATURING NEW GIRL 1130 01:24:48,541 --> 01:24:49,916 Hey, you! 1131 01:24:50,958 --> 01:24:53,875 -Are you lighting firecrackers? -So what? 1132 01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:56,958 It's illegal! Stupid! 1133 01:24:57,041 --> 01:24:58,916 Don't point your finger at me! 1134 01:25:14,875 --> 01:25:15,875 You can't stop me. 1135 01:25:18,708 --> 01:25:25,666 My favorite pork belly Best pork belly 1136 01:25:26,333 --> 01:25:30,291 Great homemade soup But no one comes to enjoy it 1137 01:25:31,583 --> 01:25:33,916 What the hell. 1138 01:25:36,875 --> 01:25:37,833 Come on in! Boss! 1139 01:25:37,916 --> 01:25:42,833 This is the doorway to heaven, come on in! Come in! 1140 01:25:42,916 --> 01:25:44,958 $37.50. 1141 01:25:49,083 --> 01:25:53,250 Come in or I'm not paying. 1142 01:25:53,458 --> 01:25:56,000 You pay up or I'll beat you up. 1143 01:25:59,250 --> 01:26:02,958 Beat me up? Ooh! I like that! Come on, quick! 1144 01:26:03,041 --> 01:26:04,958 $37.50! 1145 01:26:09,916 --> 01:26:12,083 The change! 50 cents! 1146 01:26:22,916 --> 01:26:24,875 God, oh, God 1147 01:26:24,958 --> 01:26:26,958 Please help me. 1148 01:26:30,916 --> 01:26:35,041 This is death by boredom. 1149 01:26:35,125 --> 01:26:37,833 {\an8}Does this shirt come in other colors? 1150 01:26:37,916 --> 01:26:40,791 {\an8}It's all here, check it out for yourself. 1151 01:26:40,875 --> 01:26:42,791 {\an8}These days, service like hers is just not good enough. 1152 01:26:42,958 --> 01:26:44,916 {\an8}Right, that bitch can go to hell. 1153 01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:47,791 {\an8}You need to be able to satisfy your boss and your customers. 1154 01:26:47,875 --> 01:26:52,000 {\an8}And our service needs to be genuine, friendly, and professional in every way. 1155 01:26:52,958 --> 01:26:56,958 But I have no customers to serve. 1156 01:26:57,041 --> 01:26:59,916 Andy, you wouldn't understand. 1157 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:05,416 You're a star, famous, successful, and so rich. 1158 01:27:06,041 --> 01:27:08,458 {\an8}Ever thought about it the other way around? 1159 01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:13,041 {\an8}If you were a customer, 1160 01:27:14,583 --> 01:27:16,583 {\an8}would you want to be served by you? 1161 01:27:20,083 --> 01:27:21,833 Why not? 1162 01:27:21,916 --> 01:27:23,916 Because I'm worn and torn. 1163 01:27:25,958 --> 01:27:27,041 Wrong. 1164 01:27:29,916 --> 01:27:30,916 Excuse me. 1165 01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:33,375 Let me get out of here and set you straight. 1166 01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:52,083 The thing is, you're not genuine. 1167 01:27:59,875 --> 01:28:02,875 This is the doorway to heaven, come on in! Boss! 1168 01:28:02,958 --> 01:28:06,875 You're amazing! Andy, you're such a great actor! 1169 01:28:06,958 --> 01:28:08,958 You're screwed! 1170 01:28:11,916 --> 01:28:13,000 There is no heart. 1171 01:28:13,875 --> 01:28:16,458 Nowadays, an attitude like that is just not good enough, 1172 01:28:16,541 --> 01:28:18,000 and just won't do. 1173 01:28:20,041 --> 01:28:24,000 You need to build from the bottom. Let's start at square one. 1174 01:28:24,958 --> 01:28:26,000 Moan for me. 1175 01:28:27,916 --> 01:28:28,916 Come on. 1176 01:28:33,958 --> 01:28:35,458 You need some aspirin? 1177 01:28:38,916 --> 01:28:40,875 Andy. 1178 01:28:45,083 --> 01:28:46,958 Get into it! 1179 01:28:48,041 --> 01:28:49,041 With feeling! 1180 01:28:50,583 --> 01:28:51,583 Be coy! 1181 01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:53,958 Be steamy! 1182 01:28:54,041 --> 01:28:55,833 Come on! 1183 01:28:55,916 --> 01:28:57,833 Come on, be volcanic! 1184 01:28:57,916 --> 01:28:58,916 More! 1185 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:01,791 Boss, this is the doorway to heaven. 1186 01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:04,875 -Boss! -Very good! 1187 01:29:05,041 --> 01:29:06,041 Great! 1188 01:29:06,958 --> 01:29:10,041 Since we're at it, let's move to the advanced level. 1189 01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:12,875 We'll do Face-Changing. 1190 01:29:23,125 --> 01:29:24,833 No moaning? 1191 01:29:24,916 --> 01:29:26,125 No Andy and no moaning? 1192 01:29:26,916 --> 01:29:31,041 You won't get clients like Andy very often. 1193 01:29:33,416 --> 01:29:35,916 Moan for everyone as if you're moaning for me. 1194 01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:37,916 Or else you won't have any man to moan to anymore. 1195 01:29:44,916 --> 01:29:45,958 Look at me! 1196 01:29:48,166 --> 01:29:51,041 Get into it! With feelings! 1197 01:30:09,916 --> 01:30:13,000 Moan your heart out for all races! 1198 01:30:13,083 --> 01:30:15,708 For Indians, moan with an Indian touch. 1199 01:30:17,916 --> 01:30:19,041 A curry touch. 1200 01:30:36,875 --> 01:30:38,833 Don't you dare give up. 1201 01:30:38,916 --> 01:30:41,041 Moan with your heart and your act will become real. 1202 01:30:41,125 --> 01:30:44,833 Once real, you'll get the sensation. The sensation will bring you to orgasm. 1203 01:30:44,916 --> 01:30:47,916 Your orgasm will uplift you. And your customers will be uplifted too. 1204 01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:49,000 As word of mouth spreads, 1205 01:30:49,083 --> 01:30:52,166 all the horny bastards in Hong Kong will come to you. 1206 01:30:52,250 --> 01:30:56,500 Then you will become the one and only Golden Chicken. 1207 01:30:57,083 --> 01:30:59,000 Keep going. 1208 01:31:06,916 --> 01:31:11,916 {\an8}Remember, work hard and you'll succeed. 1209 01:31:14,958 --> 01:31:19,000 Andy. 1210 01:31:23,875 --> 01:31:29,291 Life is a series of 1211 01:31:29,375 --> 01:31:34,041 Laughter and tears 1212 01:31:34,875 --> 01:31:38,583 We're destined to meet under the Lion Rock 1213 01:31:38,791 --> 01:31:40,833 Dear fellow citizens, 1214 01:31:40,916 --> 01:31:46,125 Hong Kong is now faced with unprecedented hardship. 1215 01:31:46,208 --> 01:31:48,375 Nowadays, everyone goes north of the border for sex. 1216 01:31:48,458 --> 01:31:52,583 If we want to keep the customers at home, we need to imitate the Northern Chicks. 1217 01:31:52,958 --> 01:31:56,250 This is a serious challenge for all of you. 1218 01:31:56,375 --> 01:31:58,333 Now follow me. 1219 01:31:59,583 --> 01:32:01,000 Boss! 1220 01:32:01,500 --> 01:32:03,916 Boss! 1221 01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:05,958 How about Ice and Fire? 1222 01:32:06,041 --> 01:32:10,000 How about Ice and Fire? 1223 01:32:10,125 --> 01:32:15,083 As for me, I also find this to be a quite a challenge. 1224 01:32:15,916 --> 01:32:16,958 Thanks, Uncle Sam! 1225 01:32:17,041 --> 01:32:18,958 -Come again! -I will! 1226 01:32:19,041 --> 01:32:20,000 It's not your turn yet, darling. 1227 01:32:20,083 --> 01:32:21,000 I've been waiting forever, Kum. 1228 01:32:21,083 --> 01:32:22,791 I'll be right with you, honey. 1229 01:32:22,875 --> 01:32:24,875 -I've waited over an hour! -You're next, cutie pie. 1230 01:32:24,958 --> 01:32:26,916 This is my head. 1231 01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:30,041 These are my boobs. Size 36-D. 1232 01:32:31,083 --> 01:32:32,875 Come and play with me again sometime. 1233 01:32:32,958 --> 01:32:34,000 -Thank you. -My pleasure. 1234 01:32:34,083 --> 01:32:34,958 May God bless you. 1235 01:32:35,041 --> 01:32:36,000 Let's go. 1236 01:32:36,916 --> 01:32:38,000 He's sweet. 1237 01:32:38,083 --> 01:32:41,875 Good boy, come play next time. 1238 01:32:41,958 --> 01:32:43,958 I'll treat you to some candies. 1239 01:32:45,041 --> 01:32:46,083 Bye! 1240 01:32:46,958 --> 01:32:52,916 Together, we can overcome hardship 1241 01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:58,833 And bring Hong Kong everlasting glory 1242 01:32:58,916 --> 01:33:04,833 Together, we can overcome hardship 1243 01:33:04,916 --> 01:33:07,583 And bring Hong Kong everlasting glory 1244 01:33:07,666 --> 01:33:08,875 Why didn't you come for your regular checkup? 1245 01:33:08,958 --> 01:33:11,125 I thought I was fine. 1246 01:33:12,041 --> 01:33:13,083 You thought you were fine? 1247 01:33:14,583 --> 01:33:16,000 I'm not? 1248 01:33:16,958 --> 01:33:18,041 You're fine. 1249 01:33:20,958 --> 01:33:22,958 You scared me. 1250 01:33:24,958 --> 01:33:27,083 Tell me something about America. 1251 01:33:28,875 --> 01:33:30,000 Again? 1252 01:33:33,083 --> 01:33:34,083 What? 1253 01:33:42,375 --> 01:33:47,083 Richard… He's gone. 1254 01:34:06,958 --> 01:34:10,875 At least he had a son. 1255 01:34:12,750 --> 01:34:14,083 Not by blood though. 1256 01:34:14,958 --> 01:34:15,916 What do you mean? 1257 01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:17,916 I was his family doctor, I know. 1258 01:34:18,916 --> 01:34:20,875 Bless his soul, Richard was a good man. 1259 01:34:24,833 --> 01:34:25,791 But he was sterile. 1260 01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:36,083 What's the matter? 1261 01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:39,958 I need to crap. 1262 01:34:40,041 --> 01:34:41,875 I'll show you to the washroom. 1263 01:34:41,958 --> 01:34:45,833 Just let me… 1264 01:34:45,916 --> 01:34:47,083 Let me think. 1265 01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:51,875 Where's his son? 1266 01:34:51,958 --> 01:34:53,916 He's very independent and mature. 1267 01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:56,875 Don't worry, he's already 18. 1268 01:35:22,041 --> 01:35:23,916 What happened next? 1269 01:35:24,083 --> 01:35:28,958 I left the clinic and had a bowl of noodles. 1270 01:35:29,041 --> 01:35:31,000 I was on my way home when I stopped by this ATM. 1271 01:35:31,083 --> 01:35:33,083 And here we are. 1272 01:35:34,958 --> 01:35:39,041 That's it? Keep talking, would you? 1273 01:35:40,875 --> 01:35:43,083 Life is long and the night is short. 1274 01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:46,500 It's dawn! 1275 01:35:50,958 --> 01:35:52,041 Shit! Another day! 1276 01:35:54,083 --> 01:35:59,083 There must be a bunch of lunch boxes waiting for me at home. 1277 01:36:02,875 --> 01:36:05,125 I'd rather get stuck in here forever. 1278 01:36:14,875 --> 01:36:17,083 SATURDAY, DECEMBER 14TH 1279 01:36:20,041 --> 01:36:22,000 Let's go. 1280 01:36:33,958 --> 01:36:35,083 {\an8}The door won't open. 1281 01:36:36,958 --> 01:36:37,958 {\an8}Pull it. 1282 01:36:45,083 --> 01:36:46,875 Where are you heading? 1283 01:36:49,041 --> 01:36:50,000 Somewhere I can jump off from. 1284 01:36:50,083 --> 01:36:52,083 Hey, you, hang on! Don't give up! 1285 01:36:55,916 --> 01:36:57,166 If I get through this, where can I find you? 1286 01:36:58,000 --> 01:37:04,083 Across the street, apartment 7D. What's your name? 1287 01:37:05,083 --> 01:37:10,000 My name is Bon, James Bon. 1288 01:37:13,875 --> 01:37:17,000 The meaning of my name is "Help." 1289 01:37:26,458 --> 01:37:30,500 Hang in there, you're going to get through this. 1290 01:37:31,541 --> 01:37:34,333 Come back and give me some business. 1291 01:37:41,125 --> 01:37:42,875 "Help." 1292 01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:48,041 SUNDAY, DECEMBER 15TH 1293 01:37:55,666 --> 01:37:58,833 It's twelve o'clock now? 1294 01:37:58,916 --> 01:38:00,916 Right, because of the power outage. 1295 01:38:01,041 --> 01:38:04,916 Today's actually the 15th? 1296 01:38:22,458 --> 01:38:23,916 PROCESSING PLEASE WAIT… 1297 01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:25,708 ACCOUNT BALANCE: $948,511.42 1298 01:38:35,083 --> 01:38:40,916 $948,511.42? 1299 01:38:42,041 --> 01:38:43,958 What is this? 1300 01:38:48,666 --> 01:38:51,000 It's his cell phone number! 1301 01:39:03,041 --> 01:39:06,750 I knew he'd pay me back! 1302 01:39:07,541 --> 01:39:13,833 Bon! James Bon! 1303 01:39:22,166 --> 01:39:29,166 Seasons change Years have gone by and now I look back 1304 01:39:30,250 --> 01:39:37,250 I never got what I cherished I got what I didn't want 1305 01:39:37,916 --> 01:39:44,791 How do I begin to tell you About all that I have won and lost? 1306 01:39:44,875 --> 01:39:49,083 Alas, things go by in a flash 1307 01:39:49,166 --> 01:39:52,791 Cause and effect get blurred 1308 01:39:54,875 --> 01:40:01,833 That's life, forever letting go Forever hanging on! 1309 01:40:03,041 --> 01:40:09,000 My life is just a series Of moments slipping by 1310 01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:16,958 That's life! It's so hard to see clearly though tears 1311 01:40:18,875 --> 01:40:21,708 What I've lost is 1312 01:40:21,791 --> 01:40:28,000 Ironically, all I've got 1313 01:41:02,958 --> 01:41:09,958 Seasons change Years have gone by and now I look back 1314 01:41:10,916 --> 01:41:17,083 I never got what I cherished I got what I didn't want 1315 01:41:18,875 --> 01:41:24,958 How do I begin to tell you About all that I have won and lost? 1316 01:41:25,041 --> 01:41:32,041 Alas, things go by in a flash Cause and effect are blurred 1317 01:41:35,166 --> 01:41:38,875 {\an8}That's life! 1318 01:41:38,958 --> 01:41:42,791 {\an8}Forever letting go Forever hanging on! 1319 01:41:42,875 --> 01:41:46,708 {\an8}My life is just a series 1320 01:41:46,875 --> 01:41:50,333 Of moments slipping by 1321 01:41:50,458 --> 01:41:54,333 That's life! 1322 01:41:54,500 --> 01:41:58,041 It's so hard to see clearly though tears 1323 01:41:59,500 --> 01:42:02,291 What I've lost is 1324 01:42:02,416 --> 01:42:08,000 Ironically, all I've got 1325 01:42:08,916 --> 01:42:12,041 Hey! Bon! Why are you sitting here? 1326 01:42:12,125 --> 01:42:13,958 What's up? Why are you here? 1327 01:42:14,041 --> 01:42:18,916 I've been chasing after you like crazy! I made it! I made it! 1328 01:42:19,000 --> 01:42:20,125 What did you make? 1329 01:42:21,833 --> 01:42:23,916 I told you you were gonna get through this. 1330 01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:25,916 How? What? 1331 01:42:26,000 --> 01:42:29,833 I've got nearly a million in the bank. 1332 01:42:29,916 --> 01:42:33,333 Told you he'd pay me back! 1333 01:42:33,458 --> 01:42:34,541 He did? 1334 01:42:35,041 --> 01:42:38,958 I can help you, I can lend you all you need! 1335 01:42:39,041 --> 01:42:40,125 Nearly a million? 90018

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